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ISANG SERIES MULA SA NETFLIX

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CHANNEL 99

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Tingnan mo. Kailangan mong pumirma
dito, dito, at saka dito.

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'Yong pwedeng maximum separation pay 'yon.

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-Ayos talaga na sumusunod kayo sa batas.
-May kailangan ka pa?

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'Yong whiteboard ko.

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Pedro, di ko alam
kung ba't ka natanggal, pero…

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Nabasag at nabagsakan ako
ng glass ceiling.

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Gusto ko lang sabihin
na talagang hinahangaan kita.

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Tingin ko, magaling ka.

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Thanks.

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Totoo 'yon.

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Gusto mo bang sumama sa team ko?
Bilang assistant manager.

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Tingin mo ba talaga, ipagkakatiwala ko
'yong katalinuhan ko sa isang oportunista

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na pinili para sa purplewash ng company?

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Di ko kasalanang nagbabago
'yong mga bagay, Pedro.

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Sigurado ka?

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Binabayaran ka nila para mag-isip
ng mga palabas na magre-rating

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para makapag-advertise sila ng hair dyes,

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antiaging creams, wholegrain cereals,
o anumang nakakaaliping shit

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sa lahat ng babaeng bumili
ng ating empowerment spiel.

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Sino'ng nagbabayad sa 'yo?
'Yong sinungaling na matanda.

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Sorry honey, pero pawn ka lang din
ng patriarchy.

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At gago ka.

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Oportunista.

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-Honey, nasa 'yo ulit 'yong phone ko?
-Binebenta kita.

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-Bine… ano?
-Ipapa-date kita.

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Hindi, ayoko na ng dates.

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Relax, parehong babae 'yon.

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Sino? Si Ángeles?

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-Pero tinapos ko na 'yon.
-Kaya dapat kong ayusin 'yong pagso-sorry.

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Body number 1 mo siya.
Okay ba 'yong alas nuwebe?

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-Body number 1?
-Dapat burahin si Mama sa body memory mo.

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Para magawa 'yon,
makipag-sex ka sa sampung babae.

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Sampung babae?

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Sampu! Saan mo nalaman
'yong kalokohang 'yon?

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-Ise-send ko 'yong link.
-Pero… Ano…

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Kalokohan talaga 'to.

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Una, wala akong dapat kalimutan
kay Mama mo.

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Burado na siya. Ang totoo,
binura niya 'yong sarili niya.

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Puro kasinungalingan.
Tapusin mo 'yong test.

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Pangalawa, ayos lang akong mag-isa.

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Anong test?

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Ba't ka bumabangon sa umaga?

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Para kang zombie. Sumuko ka na.

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Kailangan ko ng role model.
Sino'ng titingnan ko?

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Grabe naman 'yong sampung babae.

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Naka-apat o halos limang babae lang ako
sa buong buhay ko.

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Mas mabilis na 'yong lahat. Pa, YOLO!

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YOLO?

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"You Only Live Once"!

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NAKALIMUTAN MO NA BA ANG EX MO?
SINO ANG NAKIPAGHIWALAY?

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SIYA - AKO - PAREHO KAMI

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Di lang talaga ako matunawan.

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Di ko lang maisip bakit.

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E, tuloy lang tayo gaya no'ng iba.

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Okay.

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Hahayaan lang natin
hanggang sa parang di na tayo magkakilala.

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Gaya nang ibang buwisit na couple.

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Okay lang 'yon, darling, di bale na.
Di ka lang emotionally ready.

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-Nabuhay ako nang higit pa sa 'yo.
-Uy!

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Huminahon ka, Obi-Wan, okay?
Madami na akong pinagdaanan.

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Ibig kong sabihin, nagka… Wow!
Nakakabaliw na buhay.

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Mahirap makahanap ng mga taong mature
at saka sigurado sa sarili.

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-Sinasabi mo bang immature ako?
-Takot ka.

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Takot, sa ano?

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Aminin mo na, darling.
Di mo kaya ng open relationship.

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Ano ba. Nakikita mo ba talaga akong
nakikipag-sex sa ibang babae?

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Oo. Bakit hindi?

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Oo. Sa batang babaeng
nasa 20, matambok 'yong puwet.

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Pareho kaming nakahubad,
namimilipit, pawisan…

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-Payag ka na?
-Hindi, wag mo kong baluktutin.

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Natu-turn on ako na napapakinggan ko 'yon.

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-Pag-usapan natin 'to.
-Ano pang pag-uusapan?

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Aalis na ako. Male-late na ko.

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Di ako pumapayag, okay?

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Nagtimpla ako ng kape,
at bumili ng bago at mainit na croissants.

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-Wag mo 'kong bilhan, o kakainin ko 'to.
-Gusto mong lumabas ngayong gabi?

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Dito na tayo mag-dinner para tipid.

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May nakita akong vegan hamburgers na
malilimutan mo 'yong…

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Anong pagtitipid. Pinag-aagawan nila ako.

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Enjoy sa kalayaan mo.
I-reinvent mo 'yong sarili mo.

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Di ba lagi mong sinasabi
na wala kang oras sa kahit ano?

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Magbasa, tumambay kayo ng mga tropa mo…

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Ikabit mo'ng bagong gripo sa kusina.
Mag-enjoy ka.

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Anong gripo?

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Ta-da!

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-'Tong gripong 'to.
-Ano'ng problema sa dati natin?

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Pang-industrial 'to.
Nahihila na parang hose.

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Good morning po.

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-Morning, Patri.
-Di pa niya alam, ano?

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Hayaan mo na siya. Baka mag-resign siya.

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Gusto mo bang magkasama tayo at
mag-shopping?

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Gumastos?

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Maglakad tayong naka-holding hands.
Libre pa.

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Kikitain ko si Cynthia.
Inimbitahan niya ako sa beauty treatment.

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Ang bait ng kapatid mong influencer.

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-Content creator. Salamat talaga ha.
-Oo.

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-Di ka ba papasok ngayon, sir?
-Day off ko muna.

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Mag-enjoy ka po. Trabaho ka nang trabaho.

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Oo nga.

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Okay, kailan mo masasabing nag-umpisa
kayong magkaproblema sa sex?

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Sabi mo, bibili tayo ng coffee machine.

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Wala na kaming sex life,
natangay na no'ng dalawang tsunami.

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Sina Iris at Ulises,
'yong dalawang anak namin.

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-'Yong may pods.
-Wala na siyang ganang makipag-sex.

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Laging nasasaktuhan niya na pagod ako.
Sobrang stressed ko.

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-Pulis ako.
-Pulis sa bayan.

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Umiinom sa kalye,
jaywalking, double parking…

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Driving instructor siya,
na di hamak na mas exciting.

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Tama na muna kayo.

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Una sa lahat, wag kayong mag-away.

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Tandaan n'yo na magka-team kayo.

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Gaya nang karamihan,
may problema kayo sa communication.

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'Yong unang mare-recommend ko,
mag-usap kayo.

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Nag-uusap kami.
'Yon nga lagi naming ginagawa.

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Madaming social pressure
sa kung ga'no kadami mag-sex 'yong couple.

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Pero 'yong quality 'yong importante.

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Kaya pag-uusap talaga 'yong importante.
Pag-usapan n'yo 'yong sex na walang takot.

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Tungkol sa gusto n'yo,
'yong talagang gusto n'yo.

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Gusto ko ng sex.

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May patient ako na feminist,
hiyang-hiya siya

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dahil na-turn on siya
sa pagtawag sa kanya na "puta" sa kama.

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Ano'ng problema kung tawagin kang "puta"
ng partner mo?

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Wala naman. Kung 'yon 'yong gusto niya.

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Magugulat ka kung ga'no kadaming
straight na lalaki

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'yong gustong magpa-finger
sa puwet ng mga asawa nila.

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Pero takot silang magtanong.

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Gusto mo bang i-finger kita sa…

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Hindi. Di talaga.

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-Gusto mo bang subukan?
-Well, ayoko, pero…

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Di ba? Nag-uusap na kayo.

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-Excuse lang, Patricia.
-Sorry po, papasok po ba kayo?

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Hindi, sige. Madami naman tayong CR.

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RELIGION FOR SHEEP

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Ay, andiyan po pala kayo.

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Okay lang. Mag-vacuum ka lang.
Sa taas na lang ako magbabasa.

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Madali lang 'yong susunod.

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Pag tapos na nating ikabit 'yong gripo,
titingnan natin 'yong angle valve

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na nagsu-supply ng tubig sa gripo.
Ang dali lang naman.

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Tapos na.

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At ngayon, sa nakikita n'yo,

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maayos na gumagana.

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Walang lumalabas na tubig,
tumatagas, o tumutulo.

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In short, wala talagang problema.

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-Tumahimik ka, buwisit!
-Okay ka lang po, sir?

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-Ha?
-Kailangan n'yo po ng tulong?

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-Di gumagana 'tong gripong 'to.
-Ako na pong bahala. Wag kayong mag-alala.

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Ah, marunong kang magpalit ng gripo?

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Ngayon lang ‘to nangyari, promise.

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Sa 'kin pa talaga?

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May ipapagawa ka pa ba?

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Sweetie, di na nga ako masaya
sa sex ng asawa ko.

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Seventeen years na.

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Seventeen years na kaligayahan.
Biglang, ibang tao na siya.

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Kaaway ko na.

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Parang… 'tong katahimikan sa bahay,
lahat 'tong tension na 'to.

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May…

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Hello?

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Oo. Sorry, Jesús.

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Sinusulat ko para sa kaso.

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No'ng nakita kong tinawagan niya
'yong pinsan niya,

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si Almudena, na 157 beses sa isang buwan,
di ako naniwala.

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Dahil may number ako niya, magkaiba.

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Nag-iskandalo siya! Privacy invasion daw.
Sige, puta! Ikaw 'yong nanloloko sa 'kin.

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-Sige.
-Sige.

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Saglit lang.

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Ano 'yon?

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Ano'ng ginagawa mo? Miss na kita.

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Nagtatrabaho. Okay ka lang ba?

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Oo. Gusto mo ba
'yong bigla kitang tinatawagan?

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-Raúl, Sige na. May client ako.
-Kasama 'yong client?

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Sa office o…

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-Luz!
-Binayaran mo na yata 'yong hotel room.

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Thank you.

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-Ano'ng nangyari sa 'yo?
-Nabalian ko 'yong likod ko…

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-Kumusta, mga pare?
-Saan ka galing, pare?

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May inaayos na negosyo. Asan si Duna?

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Sinusundo 'yong anak niya, may sakit.
Go, mag-serve ka sa friends at parents mo.

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Pero pabayarin mo sila. Kilala kita.

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Uy.

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-Kumusta ka, 'nak?
-Ano'ng ginagawa n'yo dito.

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-Naglalakad na kami tuwing umaga.
-Dapat may reward ako, 'nak.

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May pasalubong ako.

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Ma, di ko kailangan ng pagkain.
May restaurant ako.

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I-share mo sa friends mo.

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Guys! Tuna empanadas.

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-Ayos!
-Thank you.

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Bilisan mo, painitin mo na.
Sa oven, wag sa microwave.

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Sige na, please. Sige na.

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Pero gusto naming makita ka.
Di ka bumibisita.

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Alam ko, Pa, pero busy ako.

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Akin na 'yan, walang utang na loob.
Salamat, Pili!

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Tuna 'yan.

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Nakita mo ba 'yong puwet
ng mama mo sa leggings?

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Pang-diyosa!

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Pa, please! Umalis ka na.

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-I love you, sweetie.
-Bye.

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Proof 'yong parents mo
na may masayang pagsasama.

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-Tingnan n'yo sila. Gusto ko 'yon.
-Lintik, oo nga.

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-Di sila kasali. Ibang generation.
-Mas lalong kasali nga sila.

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Di sila kasali.

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Iinom ka ba ngayong gabi?

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Di ako pwede.

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-Ako din e.
-May date kami ni Ángeles.

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'Yong sa Tinder? Gusto pa ba niya ?

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Hindi, kinumbinsi siya ni Alex
na lumabas ulit kami.

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-May ipapa-date pa si Álex?
-Nag-aalala siya sa 'kin, kawawang bata.

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Oo, o gusto niyang gawing bachelorette pad
'yong bahay mo.

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Ano'ng sinasabi mo, gago?
Sixteen lang siya.

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-Mas maraming nakakama siya kesa sa 'yo.
-Madali 'yon.

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-Di gano'n 'yong anak ko, mga bastos.
-Santi, tanggapin mo na.

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-Nakatikim na siya. Walang kaso.
-Tumahimik ka, pambira!

00:11:27.240 --> 00:11:31.680 align:center
Oo, pare. Sumawsaw na siya,
pinasukan na, pinaputok na.

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Natuklaw na.

00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:38.560 align:center
Nakakadiri kayo.

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Magpatingin na kayo.

00:11:41.560 --> 00:11:44.480 align:center
-Matitira siya!
-Umayos nga kayo!

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Ganito, o!

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LORETO'S DRIVING SCHOOL

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Garage number 11. Bubuksan na pa sa inyo.

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Maraming salamat.

00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:57.560 align:center
Tara na.

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Ang galing. Wala talagang nakakakita
sa 'yo.

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-Mula sa garage deretso sa kuwarto.
-Ang lungkot, mag-asawang pupunta dito.

00:12:06.199 --> 00:12:09.120 align:center
-Di ba gusto mo ng privacy?
-Oo, pero nakakalungkot talaga 'yon.

00:12:10.400 --> 00:12:11.719 align:center
Gusto mong bumalik?

00:12:11.800 --> 00:12:14.640 align:center
Hindi, ah. Inaalagaan na
ng mama mo 'yong mga bata.

00:12:15.400 --> 00:12:17.040 align:center
Mag-usap daw tayo.

00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:18.719 align:center
-Oo nga.
-Sa sex.

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Sige. Pag-usapan nga natin 'yon.

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Okay. Pero wag mong masamain.

00:12:24.040 --> 00:12:25.480 align:center
-Hindi, sige lang.
-Okay.

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Ano ba, may pagnanasa ka ba sa umaga?

00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:33.120 align:center
Ibig kong sabihin…
At dahil diyan, uumpisahan ko na.

00:12:33.199 --> 00:12:34.320 align:center
Nagsasalsal ka ba?

00:12:34.400 --> 00:12:36.719 align:center
-Lagi akong nagsasalsal.
-Saan?

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-Sa shower, sa trabaho, kahit saan.
-Sa trabaho?

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Sa patrol car.

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Pag bumibili ng kape si Julián,
ginagawa ko.

00:12:45.599 --> 00:12:47.680 align:center
-Nakakadiri 'yon.
-E, wag mo kang magtanong.

00:12:47.760 --> 00:12:49.880 align:center
Ano'ng iniisip mo pag…

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-Ikaw.
-Luis.

00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:54.160 align:center
-Sino'ng iniisip mo?
-Iniisip ko 'yong ibang tao.

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Pero iisipin din kita muna.
Kasama ka na sa fantasy ko.

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Okay. Paki ko.

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-Sexy bang isipin ko ang ibang mga lalaki?
-Bakit naman?

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May iba na gusto 'yon.

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-Kung isipin ko 'yong mga babae, gusto mo?
-Pareho lang 'yong tanong mo.

00:13:06.640 --> 00:13:11.079 align:center
-Ewan ko. Gusto ko lang.
-Luis, kailangan kang mas magkusa, okay?

00:13:11.160 --> 00:13:15.800 align:center
Pag nalilibugan ka, hanapin mo 'ko.
Pag nasa kusina ako, gawin natin do'n.

00:13:15.880 --> 00:13:17.040 align:center
Pa'no 'yong mga bata?

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Dapat may mga gawin sila sa labas,
wag masyadong nasa bahay.

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Dalawa 'yong anak natin! Mahal 'yon.

00:13:22.400 --> 00:13:25.640 align:center
Talaga, parang di tama 'to.

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Eto ako, nakahubad sa hotel,
makikipag-sex, di man lang ako nalibugan.

00:13:30.560 --> 00:13:32.560 align:center
Ako din. Pinapagalitan mo 'ko.

00:13:37.599 --> 00:13:39.040 align:center
Gusto mo bang mag-pool?

00:13:41.520 --> 00:13:44.160 align:center
Ayoko ko do'n!

00:13:49.640 --> 00:13:52.839 align:center
Sa totoo lang, wala talaga akong ganang
lumabas kasama ka ulit.

00:13:52.920 --> 00:13:55.839 align:center
Pero natuwa ako sa pagpupumilit mo.

00:13:55.920 --> 00:13:58.280 align:center
Oo. Mapilit talaga ako, di ba?

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Kadalasan, di ako nakakainis.

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Sabi ko sa sarili ko,
"Lintik, na-turn on ko talaga yata siya."

00:14:03.520 --> 00:14:08.079 align:center
Pero nakakatulong talaga na ma-boost
'yong confidence ko sa edad kong 'to.

00:14:08.160 --> 00:14:09.480 align:center
Ayos 'yon.

00:14:09.560 --> 00:14:12.280 align:center
Dahil sinasabi ko sa 'yo,
di ko style 'yon.

00:14:12.360 --> 00:14:13.560 align:center
-Oo.
-Hindi nga.

00:14:13.640 --> 00:14:16.520 align:center
So sabihin mo, Santi,
ano bang hinahanap mo?

00:14:16.599 --> 00:14:20.800 align:center
Well, okay, kasal ako dati…

00:14:20.880 --> 00:14:21.880 align:center
Naku.

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Pero patay na siya.

00:14:23.199 --> 00:14:25.160 align:center
-Hay!
-Car accident.

00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:27.719 align:center
-Bumangga 'yong harapan niya sa bus.
-Talaga!

00:14:27.800 --> 00:14:30.640 align:center
School bus. Pero walang namatay
na mga bata. Buti na lang.

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Napanood mo siguro sa balita
dahil kalunus-lunos 'yon.

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Hindi. Tama ka. Di nga nabalita 'yon.

00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:41.520 align:center
Dahil may terrorist attack,
parang di malakas 'yong suporta.

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Isang pandemic.

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May nangyari kaya di na napansin.

00:14:45.599 --> 00:14:47.880 align:center
Oo. Ang hirap siguro no'n. Sorry.

00:14:47.959 --> 00:14:53.760 align:center
-Puta talaga siya, kinarma.
-Ah. May… may mga anak ka?

00:14:53.839 --> 00:14:56.760 align:center
Oo, may 16 years old ako na babae.

00:14:56.839 --> 00:15:00.240 align:center
Di ko na siya nakikita
kasi may sariling buhay na siya at…

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Oo nga. 'Yong gano'ng edad, di ba?
Alam mo naman sila.

00:15:05.599 --> 00:15:06.839 align:center
Ano'ng hitsura nila?

00:15:06.920 --> 00:15:10.719 align:center
Iba 'yong generation nila.
Mas mature kesa sa atin.

00:15:10.800 --> 00:15:12.800 align:center
Mas mature, pa'no?

00:15:13.640 --> 00:15:16.000 align:center
Santi, na-devirginize ako no'ng 22 ako.

00:15:16.079 --> 00:15:18.880 align:center
Nago-orgy na 'tong mga batang 'to
sa edad na 15.

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-Orgies?
-Oo.

00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:23.240 align:center
Orgies.

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Iba nila tingnan 'yong sex.
'Yon 'yong sinasabi ko.

00:15:25.920 --> 00:15:30.640 align:center
-Pero parang sobrang okay no'n, di ba?
-Ready na 'yong mesa n'yo.

00:15:31.199 --> 00:15:32.160 align:center
Aalis na ako.

00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:33.520 align:center
-Ano?
-Oo.

00:15:33.599 --> 00:15:35.400 align:center
Sige, ingat. Ayos 'to.

00:15:35.479 --> 00:15:38.360 align:center
Pero may nangyari lang,
kailangan ko nang umalis. Bye.

00:15:38.439 --> 00:15:41.199 align:center
Seryoso ka ba? Santi!

00:15:44.839 --> 00:15:46.280 align:center
Ano'ng nangyayari dito?

00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.560 align:center
-Lintik, Pa. Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
-Ha?

00:15:49.240 --> 00:15:50.160 align:center
Hindi, may…

00:15:50.680 --> 00:15:54.560 align:center
May kakaiba akong narinig,
nag-alala ako, alam mo 'yon?

00:15:54.640 --> 00:15:56.040 align:center
Kumusta 'yong date mo?

00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:59.000 align:center
Kailangan niyang umalis
dahil masakit 'yong ulo niya.

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-Pinag-usapan n'yo si Mama.
-May mali dito.

00:16:14.560 --> 00:16:16.880 align:center
-Okay ka lang ba?
-Sige. Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:16:17.520 --> 00:16:18.359 align:center
Homework.

00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:26.240 align:center
Sobrang proud ako sa 'yo. Mag-aral ka.
Madaming madami, ha.

00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:34.319 align:center
Shit.

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LIFESTYLEBYDANIELA
POSTS

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Hello!

00:16:42.520 --> 00:16:45.719 align:center
Bagong bahay ng sis ko 'to!

00:16:45.800 --> 00:16:48.839 align:center
Well, well, at sino'ng andito sa kusina?

00:16:48.920 --> 00:16:51.400 align:center
'Yong bayaw ko.
Nagluto siya ng dinner para sa atin.

00:16:51.479 --> 00:16:52.560 align:center
Wag mo 'kong i-video.

00:16:52.640 --> 00:16:55.599 align:center
Masama 'yong timpla niya
kasi natanggal siya sa trabaho.

00:16:56.199 --> 00:16:57.959 align:center
-Sinabi mo sa kanya?
-Cynthia, tama na.

00:16:58.040 --> 00:16:59.719 align:center
Relax, ie-edit ko. Di naka-live 'to.

00:17:00.880 --> 00:17:04.399 align:center
-Ano'ng nangyari sa mukha mo?
-Namamaga pa dahil sa treatment.

00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:06.560 align:center
Magugustuhan mo bukas 'to. Babyface na.

00:17:06.639 --> 00:17:09.880 align:center
Sabihan mo 'ko tungkol sa Tenerife
dahil kailangan ko silang sagutin.

00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:12.560 align:center
-Sasali ba kayo?
-Ano'ng tungkol sa Tenerife?

00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:15.480 align:center
Inimbitahan siya sa magandang hotel,
pwede tayong sumama.

00:17:15.560 --> 00:17:16.839 align:center
Gusto mo? May spa 'yon.

00:17:16.919 --> 00:17:18.680 align:center
-Pag-iisipan ko.
-Di ka na busy.

00:17:18.760 --> 00:17:20.000 align:center
Ba't ka nila tinanggal?

00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:24.119 align:center
Kakain ka ba dito o aalis na?

00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:27.599 align:center
Aalis na siya. Sige na.

00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:31.159 align:center
Sino na 'yong kukuha sa kanya?
Di ba, sa edad niya…

00:17:33.480 --> 00:17:35.320 align:center
-Kisses. Love you more.
-Bye, love you.

00:17:35.399 --> 00:17:36.960 align:center
Honey, andito na ako!

00:17:37.040 --> 00:17:38.040 align:center
Hello.

00:17:39.919 --> 00:17:41.159 align:center
Ano 'to?

00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:42.240 align:center
Buksan mo.

00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:52.840 align:center
"Shared Love:
A Guided to Open Relationships."

00:17:53.360 --> 00:17:56.399 align:center
Paborito ko 'to."Promiscuous Instinct."

00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:58.440 align:center
Kahit ano, pwede.

00:17:58.520 --> 00:18:01.040 align:center
Pwede tayong maging
emotionally polyamorous couple,

00:18:01.120 --> 00:18:05.000 align:center
sexually polyamorous, romantic anarchists,
polyfidelity…

00:18:05.080 --> 00:18:06.560 align:center
Ipapakilala kita sa parents ko.

00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:11.800 align:center
-Ha… Biglaan naman?
-Ha? Tatlong taon na tayong magkasama.

00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:13.200 align:center
Panahon na.

00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:17.399 align:center
Okay, maglalaan tayo ng oras para diyan.

00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:20.440 align:center
Tingnan mo, "Basic rules."

00:18:20.520 --> 00:18:23.240 align:center
"Una. Magsimula sa matibay na relasyon."

00:18:24.200 --> 00:18:27.440 align:center
"Pangalawa. Wag magselos."
Medyo kailangan nating ayusin 'yon.

00:18:27.520 --> 00:18:29.480 align:center
Gusto mong mag-dinner kasama sila bukas?

00:18:29.560 --> 00:18:32.399 align:center
Gusto kitang dalhin sa lugar na 'to,
balita ko, ang ganda do'n.

00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:35.440 align:center
Di ba sabi mo, dapat matibay
'yong open relationship?

00:18:36.080 --> 00:18:38.360 align:center
-Oo.
-Di matibay 'yong relasyon

00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:42.240 align:center
hangga't di nahaharap ng girlfriend mo
'yong mga manugang. Gano'n 'yon.

00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:46.800 align:center
Sige, mag-dinner tayo kasama sila bukas.

00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:48.880 align:center
Pero dapat maaga.
Maaga akong gigising bukas.

00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:50.200 align:center
Magugustuhan mo sila.

00:19:23.320 --> 00:19:24.800 align:center
Good morning, puta.

00:19:26.919 --> 00:19:28.240 align:center
May dala ako.

00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:29.880 align:center
Para lang sa 'yo.

00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:37.800 align:center
-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
-Ha?

00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:41.399 align:center
Ano ba?

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LIFESTYLEBYDANIELA
POSTS

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9,112 views

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STARTING THE DAY

00:19:59.520 --> 00:20:03.240 align:center
Oh! Lintik, tol, Diyos ko!
Tol, sandali. Sandali!

00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:26.880 align:center
Wag, Patri. Itaas mo 'yong phone.
Magkaka-double chin ako niyan.

00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:29.919 align:center
Papahabain 'yong legs mo dahil sa anggulo.

00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:32.760 align:center
-Nakikita mo ba 'yong tatak?
-Oo. Ayos.

00:20:34.280 --> 00:20:35.520 align:center
Binabayaran ka diyan?

00:20:35.600 --> 00:20:37.520 align:center
Hindi pa, hindi.

00:20:37.600 --> 00:20:40.200 align:center
Sandali, Patri. Magbibihis lang ako, okay?

00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:47.520 align:center
Day off ka po kayo, sir?

00:20:48.560 --> 00:20:51.600 align:center
Hindi… buong linggo akong naka-off.

00:20:51.679 --> 00:20:54.120 align:center
Ay, ayos po 'yon.
Lagi na lang kayong nagpapagod.

00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:05.560 align:center
Bakit 'yong katulong
'yong nagpi-picture sa 'yo?

00:21:05.640 --> 00:21:07.600 align:center
Ang mahal ng photographer.

00:21:07.679 --> 00:21:09.600 align:center
Ano ba, darling.
Para saan pa't andito ako?

00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:11.360 align:center
Seryoso?

00:21:13.520 --> 00:21:15.960 align:center
Ayan, Honey. Uy, baka masagasaan ka!

00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:18.960 align:center
Masasagasaan ka, please.

00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:24.880 align:center
Pa'no ba. Pa'no ba ako lalapit?

00:21:25.399 --> 00:21:26.240 align:center
Bye!

00:21:27.320 --> 00:21:28.480 align:center
Sige na, isa pa.

00:21:31.679 --> 00:21:34.120 align:center
Bilisan mo. Nagkalat na 'yong mga tao.

00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:37.560 align:center
Okay! Di ka na 15 years old.
Sige na, do'n ka.

00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:40.120 align:center
Ang ganda mo, darling. Ang ayos.

00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:46.679 align:center
Sorry.

00:21:48.439 --> 00:21:52.040 align:center
Ayan. Ang galing. Tingnan mo 'yon.

00:21:52.120 --> 00:21:55.120 align:center
Hoy, ikaw! Excuse me, nagpi-picture kami.
Di mo ba nakikita…

00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:57.120 align:center
-Wag, please!
-Ano'ng problema mo?

00:21:57.679 --> 00:21:59.000 align:center
-Ano?
-Hindi, tama na!

00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:03.919 align:center
Sabi niya, mas magkusa ako.

00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.360 align:center
Tulog ako! Rape 'yon!

00:22:06.439 --> 00:22:09.640 align:center
Ano ba! Sabi mo, "Pag tinigasan ka,
gawin mo." O hindi ba?

00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:13.560 align:center
Luis, mas okay kung may malay
'yong partner mo pag ginawa 'yon.

00:22:16.080 --> 00:22:19.240 align:center
So 24 hours lang 'yong lumipas,
mula asexual naging rapist ako.

00:22:19.320 --> 00:22:20.200 align:center
Di ko maintindihan.

00:22:20.280 --> 00:22:23.520 align:center
Di naman mahirap 'yon.
Kahit man lang nag-good morning ka muna.

00:22:23.600 --> 00:22:25.760 align:center
-Sabi ko, "Morning, puta."
-Puta?

00:22:25.840 --> 00:22:27.159 align:center
"May dala ko."

00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:30.080 align:center
Kung di ako sumagot,
dahil 'yon sa di kita narinig, okay?

00:22:30.159 --> 00:22:32.000 align:center
Pinakape mo sana ako para magising ako.

00:22:32.080 --> 00:22:34.640 align:center
Ga'no katagal sa tingin mong titigasan ako
sa edad ko?

00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:35.800 align:center
Malay ko sa 'yo.

00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:39.040 align:center
Hindi, ayoko na.
Di ko talaga naiintindihan.

00:22:44.320 --> 00:22:46.640 align:center
Sinira niyo 'yong date ko,
para lang alam n'yo.

00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:50.679 align:center
Maaga akong nakauwi,
ando'n si Álex, matinong nag-aaral.

00:22:50.760 --> 00:22:53.679 align:center
Natunugan ka niya,
tumalon 'yong boyfriend niya sa bintana.

00:22:53.760 --> 00:22:56.000 align:center
Nasa fifth floor kami.
Ka-sex ba niya si Batman?

00:22:56.080 --> 00:22:58.280 align:center
Okay lang 'yon
I-date mo na lang ulit si Ángeles.

00:22:58.360 --> 00:23:01.840 align:center
Si Ángeles? Hindi.
Dalawang beses ko nang iniwan siya.

00:23:01.919 --> 00:23:03.399 align:center
Di na maaayos 'yon, pare.

00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:05.600 align:center
Uy. Si Ángeles.

00:23:06.280 --> 00:23:08.080 align:center
-Sagutin mo.
-Hindi.

00:23:08.159 --> 00:23:09.040 align:center
Sagutin mo, lintik!

00:23:09.120 --> 00:23:10.720 align:center
-I-speaker mo!
-Sagutin mo!

00:23:10.800 --> 00:23:12.360 align:center
Hindi, ayoko! Lintik!

00:23:12.439 --> 00:23:14.040 align:center
Ángeles! Hi.

00:23:14.120 --> 00:23:18.640 align:center
Sorry. Sorry talaga no'ng isang araw.

00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:22.159 align:center
May sasabihin ako sa 'yo. May OCD ako.

00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:25.840 align:center
Kaya, di ako sigurado
kung pinatay ko 'yong gas,

00:23:25.919 --> 00:23:28.480 align:center
nataranta ako. 'Yong totoo, di ko kaya…

00:23:29.760 --> 00:23:30.760 align:center
Ano?

00:23:32.520 --> 00:23:34.679 align:center
Sige, ayos 'yon. Oo?

00:23:35.280 --> 00:23:37.560 align:center
Well… I-send mo 'yong location mo.

00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:40.200 align:center
Ayos. Okay, ayos.

00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:43.320 align:center
Okay. Kita tayo.

00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:44.800 align:center
Ano na?

00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:48.360 align:center
Sabi niya, pumunta ako sa kanila,
at wag nang maglokohan pa.

00:23:48.439 --> 00:23:49.640 align:center
-Santi, pare ko!
-Sa wakas!

00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:51.360 align:center
Makakatira ka na!

00:23:51.439 --> 00:23:55.000 align:center
Please, tama na.
Ganito ba kayo kagulo pag may date ako?

00:23:55.080 --> 00:23:56.080 align:center
-Oo.
-Oo.

00:23:59.919 --> 00:24:02.080 align:center
So, iinom ba tayo mamaya o ano?

00:24:02.159 --> 00:24:05.520 align:center
Hindi, di ako pwede ngayon.
Medyo problemado sa bahay.

00:24:05.600 --> 00:24:08.560 align:center
Magdi-dinner kami ni Luz.
Ipapakilala ko siya sa parents ko.

00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:15.200 align:center
Ano?

00:24:19.760 --> 00:24:21.880 align:center
Forty-four years na silang kasal.

00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:25.080 align:center
Forty-four. Mas madaling sabihin
kesa gawin.

00:24:25.159 --> 00:24:28.439 align:center
Masaya pa din sila.
Tingin ko, nagse-sex pa din sila.

00:24:28.520 --> 00:24:30.399 align:center
Mabuti naman.

00:24:31.439 --> 00:24:32.280 align:center
Ma.

00:24:32.360 --> 00:24:37.159 align:center
Sweetheart! Ramón, 'yong baby natin.
Kumusta 'yong tuna empanadas?

00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:38.520 align:center
Oo, sobrang sarap.

00:24:38.600 --> 00:24:41.800 align:center
Pupunta ako sa dinner,
ipapakilala ko sa inyo si Luz.

00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:43.520 align:center
-Aling Luz?
-'Yong girlfriend niya.

00:24:43.600 --> 00:24:45.760 align:center
-Si Sol ba 'yon?
-Iba 'yon.

00:24:45.840 --> 00:24:49.439 align:center
-Adiyan na ko after 30 minutes.
-Ngayon? Hindi. Di kami pwede ngayon.

00:24:49.520 --> 00:24:50.520 align:center
Bakit hindi?

00:24:51.520 --> 00:24:53.640 align:center
-Ma?
-Pupunta kami sa concert.

00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:56.240 align:center
-Kumusta?
-Pupunta kami sa National Auditorium.

00:24:56.840 --> 00:24:58.800 align:center
Kailan kayo nagkagusto sa classical music?

00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:00.439 align:center
Bye na, Pili, o male-late na kami.

00:25:00.560 --> 00:25:04.919 align:center
Sa Sunday. Magnilaga tayo sa Sunday.
Kisses, sweetie. Love you.

00:25:06.399 --> 00:25:08.360 align:center
Ano? Di tayo pupunta, ano?

00:25:08.439 --> 00:25:11.439 align:center
-Pupunta sila sa concert.
-Ba't di mo sinabi sa kanila?

00:25:11.520 --> 00:25:14.080 align:center
Kailan pa nagpapaalam sa parents?
Taong-bahay sila!

00:25:14.159 --> 00:25:16.640 align:center
Tara na, uminom na tayo.

00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:19.240 align:center
Ang ganda ng pagsasama nila, di ba?

00:25:19.320 --> 00:25:22.439 align:center
Pumupunta sila sa concerts at lahat.
Forty-four years.

00:25:22.520 --> 00:25:25.480 align:center
-Alam ko.
-Nagho-holding hands sila sa labas.

00:25:26.320 --> 00:25:28.679 align:center
Tricolor quinoa na may mga gulay,

00:25:28.760 --> 00:25:30.439 align:center
seitan stew

00:25:30.520 --> 00:25:33.560 align:center
at saka eggplant paté na may crudités.

00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:36.600 align:center
At saka sa drink, 'yong kombucha.

00:25:37.080 --> 00:25:39.320 align:center
Tingnan natin. Ayan.
Luya, 'yong paborito ko.

00:25:39.800 --> 00:25:43.800 align:center
May kasama pa 'tong magandang flatbread,

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.640 align:center
na masarap.

00:25:46.159 --> 00:25:47.640 align:center
Well, nakakain 'to.

00:25:48.360 --> 00:25:51.960 align:center
Kung di mo gusto, gamitin mo
pang-ayos ng sira mong mesa.

00:25:52.040 --> 00:25:55.159 align:center
Di ako binabayaran ng mga panadero,
pero di nila malalaman,

00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:56.919 align:center
dahil nasa Germany sila.

00:25:58.240 --> 00:26:01.240 align:center
Kailangan ko nang umalis.
Masama na makatingin 'yong boyfriend ko.

00:26:01.760 --> 00:26:02.720 align:center
Bye.

00:26:04.199 --> 00:26:06.880 align:center
Dinner na ba natin 'to, o pang-video lang?

00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:09.199 align:center
Buong pagmamahal na ginawa
ni Patri 'to sa atin.

00:26:09.280 --> 00:26:12.840 align:center
Pinagod ko na siya kakabasa
ng vegan recipes, kawawa naman.

00:26:16.919 --> 00:26:19.199 align:center
Di ba kayo lalabas ng mga kaibigan mo?

00:26:19.280 --> 00:26:23.040 align:center
Sabi nila, pinapagod ka ng trabaho,
pero hindi. Pinapagod ka ng buhay!

00:26:23.120 --> 00:26:23.960 align:center
Ha?

00:26:24.040 --> 00:26:28.080 align:center
Lahat may mga pamilya't iba pa.
Di gaya no'ng dati. Kahit ano, pwede.

00:26:29.320 --> 00:26:30.840 align:center
Nakakainis tumanda.

00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:34.919 align:center
Nabigla ka, honey.
Wag mong masyadong isipin.

00:26:35.600 --> 00:26:37.840 align:center
Ang ganda nito. Gusto ko 'to.

00:26:41.040 --> 00:26:42.640 align:center
Ba't ka nakatinkayad?

00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:44.520 align:center
Mas humahaba 'yong legs ko.

00:26:45.159 --> 00:26:47.600 align:center
-Wow!
-Ba't ka nakatingalang tumatawa?

00:26:48.159 --> 00:26:50.880 align:center
Mabilis akong nakakakuha ng followers,
pabibo ka.

00:26:50.960 --> 00:26:55.880 align:center
-Gusto nila no'ng style ko. May mali ba?
-Wala, wala talaga. Basta busy ka pa din.

00:27:09.560 --> 00:27:12.080 align:center
Ángeles, andito na 'yong date mo!

00:27:14.159 --> 00:27:15.120 align:center
Kumusta?

00:27:17.120 --> 00:27:19.320 align:center
Nanay mo 'yon, di ba?

00:27:22.159 --> 00:27:24.720 align:center
Ano'ng problema mo?
Nang-aasar ka ba, o ano?

00:27:30.159 --> 00:27:33.560 align:center
Sandali! Nagsinungaling ako sa 'yo.

00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:36.399 align:center
Ano? Kasal ka na, di ba?
Alam mo, wala akong pakialam!

00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:39.199 align:center
Hindi. Divorced ako,
pero di pa patay 'yong dati kong asawa.

00:27:39.280 --> 00:27:40.919 align:center
Relax, mamamatay din siya.

00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:43.360 align:center
Hindi. May sasabihin ako. Alam mo.

00:27:43.439 --> 00:27:46.320 align:center
Tatlong taon na kaming hiwalay,
dahil niloko niya ako.

00:27:46.399 --> 00:27:47.880 align:center
Nagpatawad ako, iniwan niya ako.

00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:51.080 align:center
Kahit galit na galit ako sa kanya,
walang araw na lumipas

00:27:51.159 --> 00:27:54.640 align:center
na di ko pinapangarap na magmakaawa siya
pabalik sa 'kin, magso-sorry

00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:58.120 align:center
dahil mahal ko pa din siya,
masakit man sabihin.

00:27:58.199 --> 00:28:00.840 align:center
Pa… pa'no 'to nakakaapekto dito?

00:28:00.919 --> 00:28:03.600 align:center
Ewan ko. Ano bang hinahanap mo?

00:28:04.199 --> 00:28:05.360 align:center
Orgasm.

00:28:05.439 --> 00:28:06.640 align:center
E, di tayo apektado.

00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:17.919 align:center
Saglit, champion. Ba't ka ba nagmamadali?

00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:19.640 align:center
-Ha?
-Kailangan ko ng lube.

00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:21.520 align:center
Nasa mesa, sa tabi ng kama.

00:28:21.600 --> 00:28:23.399 align:center
Ah… okay.

00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:26.480 align:center
Bilisan mo, Diyos ko! Pasukin mo na ako!

00:28:27.080 --> 00:28:28.159 align:center
Eto na.

00:28:28.679 --> 00:28:29.800 align:center
Ipahid mo sa 'kin.

00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:32.560 align:center
Oo, sige.

00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:34.560 align:center
Oo…

00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:40.760 align:center
-Sige na! Gawin mo na!
-Oo. Oo, tama ba?

00:28:43.280 --> 00:28:44.679 align:center
-Tumigil ka!
-Ha?

00:28:44.760 --> 00:28:46.320 align:center
-Mahapdi.
-Ha?

00:28:46.399 --> 00:28:47.439 align:center
Mainit!

00:28:47.959 --> 00:28:49.080 align:center
Ang hapdi!

00:28:49.159 --> 00:28:50.679 align:center
Shit!

00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:52.760 align:center
Ang init!

00:28:52.840 --> 00:28:57.320 align:center
Makikita natin kung pa'no lalala
ang mga snowstorm ngayong hapon.

00:28:59.399 --> 00:29:01.600 align:center
MOISTURISING CREAM FOR DRY FEET

00:29:01.679 --> 00:29:02.959 align:center
LUBRICANT

00:29:03.040 --> 00:29:04.560 align:center
Shit.

00:29:06.280 --> 00:29:09.720 align:center
Pambihira! 30 euros para makapasok.
Kasama ba 'yong dinner o ano?

00:29:10.560 --> 00:29:12.600 align:center
Hi. Dalawang gin at saka tonics?

00:29:14.080 --> 00:29:17.600 align:center
Dahil nag-aalangan ka,
naisip kong makakabuti sa atin

00:29:17.679 --> 00:29:21.040 align:center
na umpisan 'yong open relationship natin
sa public.

00:29:21.560 --> 00:29:24.199 align:center
Uminom tayo, malaman natin, kung gusto mo…

00:29:24.280 --> 00:29:26.240 align:center
Saglit. Saan mo 'ko dinala?

00:29:26.320 --> 00:29:28.159 align:center
Swingers' club 'to, baby.

00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:29.240 align:center
-Swingers?
-Oo.

00:29:29.320 --> 00:29:30.520 align:center
Uy, anak!

00:29:31.520 --> 00:29:33.840 align:center
Ano'ng ginagawa mo dito?
Girlfriend mo ba siya?

00:29:34.520 --> 00:29:36.000 align:center
Oo, ako si Luz. Hello.

00:29:36.080 --> 00:29:38.560 align:center
Magninilaga tayo sa Sunday.
Gusto mo 'yon, 'di ba?

00:29:38.639 --> 00:29:41.040 align:center
-Oo, sobra as in.
-Masarap talaga 'yong nilaga niya.

00:29:41.760 --> 00:29:44.480 align:center
Ma, may nipple piercing ka na.

00:29:44.560 --> 00:29:46.679 align:center
No'ng birthday ko. Gift ni Papa mo.

00:29:46.760 --> 00:29:48.840 align:center
-Na-infect nga.
-Pili, Ramón!

00:29:48.919 --> 00:29:50.120 align:center
Grabe 'yon, 'nak.

00:29:50.199 --> 00:29:51.800 align:center
Ayun sina Paco at Matilde.

00:29:51.879 --> 00:29:54.399 align:center
Magja-jacuzzi kami bago pa mapuno.

00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:56.840 align:center
-Enjoy. Kita tayo mamaya!
-Kita tayo mamaya.

00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:04.320 align:center
Pero akala ko pupunta silang concert.

00:30:07.879 --> 00:30:09.480 align:center
Kasama sina Tita at Tito.

00:30:11.120 --> 00:30:12.199 align:center
Oo nga.

00:30:13.040 --> 00:30:14.080 align:center
Thank you.

00:30:14.679 --> 00:30:18.399 align:center
Sina Javier at Alicia. Tita ko si Alicia.

00:30:39.080 --> 00:30:40.480 align:center
Andito na ako, Álex!

00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:42.320 align:center
Álex!

00:30:42.800 --> 00:30:43.840 align:center
Sandali lang!

00:30:44.879 --> 00:30:47.320 align:center
Makinig ka, tapos na kami ni Ángeles.

00:30:47.399 --> 00:30:49.879 align:center
Body number 1, tapos na.

00:30:50.399 --> 00:30:52.520 align:center
Check na check, okay?

00:30:52.600 --> 00:30:54.800 align:center
Ayos 'yon, di ba? Congrats.

00:30:56.679 --> 00:30:59.520 align:center
-Sino'ng nasa ilalim?
-Ako? Nag-aaral ako.

00:30:59.600 --> 00:31:02.399 align:center
Di 'yon. Ano'ng nasa ilalim? Do'n?

00:31:03.199 --> 00:31:06.080 align:center
Ah, 'yan? Mga kutson para sa laptop ko.

00:31:06.600 --> 00:31:11.159 align:center
Talaga, sige na. Uy, tol, lumabas ka na.
Wala talagang problema. Relax.

00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:29.240 align:center
Good night.

00:31:33.840 --> 00:31:36.080 align:center
Well, siguradong nagse-sex sila.

00:31:36.159 --> 00:31:37.159 align:center
Luz.

00:31:37.959 --> 00:31:41.720 align:center
Okay. May discount kaya sila,
gaya sa museums?

00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:44.600 align:center
Swingers 'yong parents ko.
Impiyerno na 'yong mundo.

00:31:44.679 --> 00:31:47.080 align:center
Ngayon alam na natin
kung pa'no sila di nanlalamig.

00:31:47.159 --> 00:31:48.720 align:center
Ano pang proof 'yong gusto mo?

00:31:50.679 --> 00:31:53.360 align:center
Ayan na. Bahala na.
Gusto mo bang magpakasal?

00:31:53.439 --> 00:31:54.600 align:center
Tumingin ka sa daan!

00:31:54.679 --> 00:31:57.399 align:center
May chocolate pa 'to.
Itinago ko sa coulant.

00:31:57.480 --> 00:31:59.480 align:center
Pero dahil nag-order ka
ng violet ice cream…

00:31:59.560 --> 00:32:02.360 align:center
Raúl, divorced lawyer ako.

00:32:02.439 --> 00:32:03.840 align:center
-So?
-Di pwede.

00:32:06.080 --> 00:32:07.600 align:center
'Yan ba talaga 'yong gusto mo?

00:32:07.679 --> 00:32:09.959 align:center
Hindi, gusto kong bumalik
no'ng isang linggo,

00:32:10.040 --> 00:32:14.159 align:center
no'ng ayaw mo sa open relationship
at saka wala pang piercings si Mama,

00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:16.439 align:center
gumawa ng empanadas. Tuna empanadas.

00:32:16.520 --> 00:32:19.959 align:center
Honey, ayaw kong gumawa ka ng bagay
na di ka comfortable.

00:32:20.040 --> 00:32:21.679 align:center
Di ako comfortable.

00:32:21.760 --> 00:32:24.120 align:center
Ayokong i-sex ka ng iba.
Weird na kung weird.

00:32:24.199 --> 00:32:27.199 align:center
I love you,
pero di na ako naniniwala sa monogamy.

00:32:27.280 --> 00:32:30.959 align:center
Di ako naniniwala sa mga kabalahuraang
ginagawa ng mga taong 'yon, ng parents ko.

00:32:31.040 --> 00:32:32.280 align:center
Okay, ano'ng gagawin natin?

00:32:34.439 --> 00:32:36.800 align:center
Pinapayagan kitang gawin
kung anumang gusto mo.

00:32:36.879 --> 00:32:40.879 align:center
Suportahan mo 'ko, babe!
Di lahat tungkol sa 'yo!

00:32:40.959 --> 00:32:43.719 align:center
Tingin ko, nakakatuwa
na gusto mong maging influ..

00:32:43.800 --> 00:32:45.639 align:center
Content creator.

00:32:45.719 --> 00:32:49.040 align:center
Pero sobrang dami na no'n.
Milyon! Ano'ng kakaiba sa yo?

00:32:49.120 --> 00:32:51.320 align:center
Pag nagsasalita ka na mayabang,

00:32:51.399 --> 00:32:53.439 align:center
parang tatay ko,
gusto talaga kitang patayin.

00:32:53.520 --> 00:32:57.399 align:center
Tinatrato mo 'kong tanga. "I-reinvent mo
'yong sarili mo. Go with the flow".

00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:00.280 align:center
Eto ako, inaayos 'yong gripo
at nagpi-picture sa 'yo.

00:33:00.360 --> 00:33:03.520 align:center
-Nag-offer ka!
-Wag mo 'kong umpisahan sa trip.

00:33:03.600 --> 00:33:06.600 align:center
Ah! So ayaw mong sumama
sa 'kin sa bakasyon.

00:33:06.679 --> 00:33:11.240 align:center
Sa 'yo, oo. Pero di 'yong kapatid mo,
Miss Treatments. Pero, oo, sasama ako.

00:33:11.320 --> 00:33:14.439 align:center
Kung galit ka dahil tinanggal ka,
wag mo 'kong pagbuntungan.

00:33:14.520 --> 00:33:17.320 align:center
Di ako galit, honey.
Nagre-reinvent ako ng sarili ko.

00:33:19.080 --> 00:33:22.679 align:center
Bahala ka sa buhay mo!
Mag-sign up ka sa unemployment.

00:33:25.159 --> 00:33:27.719 align:center
At wag kang mag-alala.
Mag-isa akong pupunta sa Tenerife.

00:33:34.639 --> 00:33:35.480 align:center
Ganito ba?

00:33:36.600 --> 00:33:38.800 align:center
-Isa pa po bang margarita?
-Oo, please.

00:33:39.919 --> 00:33:41.560 align:center
At saka isang shot.

00:33:42.879 --> 00:33:43.879 align:center
Kahit ano.

00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:55.000 align:center
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Erick Lorica Reambillo
enerife.