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[Pedro] Santi back against the wall
won't return a single ball.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-[Pedro] Don't say that. Just do it.

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You'll remind me a hundred times
during the match anyway.

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A toast to my daughter, who is a lesbian!

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So screw all you, you perverts,

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because nobody
has inserted their pen drive,

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wet the turkey,
or stuffed the churro or whatever.

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[Luis] Wrong way around.

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How was your date? Did you get laid?

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Okay, who's serving now?

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-Well, we're still just waiting on Raúl.
-Such a pain in the ass.

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Hey, now, look who's here.

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What you got there, dude?

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-Broke up with Luz.
-Oh shit.

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-You okay, man?
-Me? I'm fucking great.

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Who can host me for a few days?

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[all grunting]

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[Luis] All right, let's do it.

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All right, guys, let's go. Let's go.

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Let's go!

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Straighten out.
Can't you see the white line?

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Am I crossing over it?

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Tomorrow is your ninth driving test.

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Tenth test.

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-The cyclist! Safe distance away.
-[driver gasps]

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I'm crossing the solid white line.
That's four points.

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-You can cross it to overtake him.
-You sure?

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-Yes.
-[cell phone ringing]

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-[sighs] Yes, Erika. What's he done now?
-[blows whistle] Let's go.

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Kid, gotta get off your bike
on the crosswalk.

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[girl] He totally ignored you.

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Come on, come on, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go, please. Come on!

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[whistles]

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[cell phone ringing]

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ESTHER SWEETHEART

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[whistles] Come on, move it!

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[ringing continues]

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Oh, not again.

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[chuckles] Uh.

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-Yeah. Yes, honey. Tell me.
-[Esther] Were you ignoring me?

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I was just helping
some pedestrians cross the road.

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-[Esther] Gabriel, brake now!
-[tires screech]

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-[Esther] Let's see. Let's see.
-What… what the… stop!

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-Stop, stop, stop! Here, here.
-[Esther] Can you stop?

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Ulises got a hold of some scissors
and cut off the braids of three girls.

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In class?

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We need to medicate him now.
Parents are complaining.

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And your sure they didn't set him up?
Girls are troublemakers.

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They might be framing him for everything.

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Luis, your son is suffering
from attention deficit hyperactivity.

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-We gotta medicate him, period.
-[sighs]

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You pick up his medication?
No. Well, I'll do it. To the pharmacy.

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-[tires screech]
-Whoa, whoa!

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-[Gabriel] Sorry, I didn't see him.
-Please, go ahead. Go on.

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You didn't see him?

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[blows whistle]

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[sighs]

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"Laundry detergent." [sighs]

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[cell phone ringing]

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JC PRIVATE BANK

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-Juan Carlos.
-[Juan Carlos] How are you, Pedro?

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Listen, I saw that 103,000 euros were put
in your account.

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Uh, yeah, it's the bonus this year.

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Fuck. They must be happy with you.

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You should invest it, right?
At the moment, our best bet is the US.

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Yes, the Federal Reserve has
reduced incentives, but the macro data.

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Uh, no, no, I'd rather leave the money
in my account for now.

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All of it? Are you gonna buy a new car?

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Asking because you might be interested

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in what we've done
for clients like yourself.

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[Pedro] Hey, listen, Juan Carlos, sorry.
I'm about to enter a meeting.

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"Zucchini."

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[exhales]

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Hey-hey! Ha-ha!

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"Carrot."

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[man] This is like a business.

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First, you have to invest in the product,
and in this case, you are the product.

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What does Daniela Galván
have to offer the world?

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Uh, well…

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Everything. Because being an influencer
is something you're born to do.

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[Daniela] Mm-hmm.

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Patricia, if you need detergent,

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write the brand
because there's tons of 'em.

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Sorry, sir. The lady usually goes.

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-And she knows which one to get.
-Patri, shh, shh!

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[man] You have to
make people wanna be like you.

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But deep down, they can't ever be.
You get me?

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Yes, yes.
I mean, intimate but unreachable.

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I get it. I get it. [chuckles]

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Well, Jonás.

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[kisses] Thank you.

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[Jonás] Things are in motion, gorgeous.
Go create, create!

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[Pedro] Who was that guy?

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My agent. [laughs]

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Cynthia hooked me up with her agency.
They work with, like, 50 top influencers,

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cream of the crop.

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Sir, did you get one zucchini?

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[exhales] Because it said "zucchini,"
singular.

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If you want more zucchinis,
write "five, five zucchinis."

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[Daniela] They're gonna get me
publicity work.

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Last year they did
more than 1,500 campaigns.

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My God, it's unbelievable. [squeals]

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Are you proud of me?

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-I always am, my love. Wanna go out?
-Hmm.

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Uh, I can't. I'm busy.

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You can hang out with your buddies, right?
Enjoy yourself. You have time now.

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-[Pedro] They're all working.
-[Daniela] Hmm.

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[Patri] You forgot the dust mop too.

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[Santi] To be honest, if I were you,

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I probably would've gone with Pedro, huh?

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You know, he's got a maid,
an awesome pool.

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-You'd have your own suite and bathroom.
-No, no.

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This way, the bachelors
are back together, huh?

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-We'll have a fucking blast here.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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How long you staying here?

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Uh, until I find something,
two days, a month.

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No, I mean, it's just 'cause my daughter
needs her dad right now, you know.

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-And I'm not sure that this will help.
-Álex? She loves me.

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She won't even notice I'm here.

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Yeah, I know. You remember
how small our place is, right?

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If you don't want me here, tell me.
Don't beat around the bush.

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-No, come on. It's not a problem at all.
-Okay.

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Wait here.
Pretend we didn't come together.

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What?

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Yeah, come on.
In ten minutes, ring the bell.

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-And I'll pretend I didn't know.
-Wait here ten minutes?

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-You come in all upset.
-I'm not pretending I'm upset.

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You gotta pretend you're upset.
My daughter isn't stupid.

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Whose house is this? Yours or hers?

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[scoffs] Just wait here
for a bit and shut up. Come on.

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Shh!

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[sighs] Hi, honey.

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-[clears throat] Um…
-Nieves, 41.

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Adventurous, everyone's friend,

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and more of an early bird
than a night owl.

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She'll meet you for dinner at nine.

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That's great. Um…

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[inhales] Uh,
I have something to tell you.

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I get it. I won't bring people back here.

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No, no, no, no,
I think it's great, but really.

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You know, you can't beat sex at home.

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-How about this idea?
-Hmm?

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If one of us gets lucky,
we turn the doormat upside down.

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-What for?
-[Álex] Dad, it's a code.

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So when the other person gets home,
they don't come in.

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[Santi] Oh.

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Hey, does your Mom know you're a lesbian?
Can I say "lesbian," or is that wrong?

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I prefer not to define myself.
I'm not into labels.

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Uh, you said Nieves, huh? Mm-hmm. Nieves.

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-Are you all right?
-[Santi] Huh?

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-Yeah, honey, of course I am.
-[doorbell buzzes]

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Oh, the doorbell.
That's the doorbell, yeah? That's--

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Didn't hear the intercom. How weird.

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Wonder who it is.

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Raúl, how are you, bud?
What a surprise. What brings you here?

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-I broke up with Luz.
-Jesus.

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But I'm not upset about it.

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What do you mean not upset? Come on.

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No way, but that's tough,

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but what happened?
'Cause you were doing well, no?

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Well, here I am.
Nowhere else for me to go.

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[Santi] Uh-huh.

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Well, I guess. Here is a little messy.
And how can we help you? Hmm?

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Well, I don't know. You got any ideas?

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Uh, let's see. I'd gladly let
you stay at our place, obviously.

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-But, you know, now that…
-[Raúl] Mm-hmm.

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I've got Álex staying here with me.

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-It's… oof. Well…
-[Raúl] Hmm.

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Pfft. Uh…

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[clears throat]

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He's crashing here, huh?

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Mm-hmm. Okay.

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[whispers] Let's go.

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BLOOD TEST

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Yes, Luis,

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it seems that you have early onset
of unspecified testicular hypofunction.

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Damn it. And so that means?

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That your testosterone's
a bit low for your age.

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Oh, right.
See, I'm not normally this tired

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or this depressed and since--

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When I heard the ad on the radio,
I knew I had to come in.

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Something's wrong.

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I've got some good news.
The solution is very simple.

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One injection a month.

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[snaps fingers]
And it'll change your life.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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Is there a pill form instead, hmm?

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Oh, God. [mutters]

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Oh, God.
How could you give this to your boy?

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Well, that's what the neurologist
gave him to try and stabilize him.

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-These are uppers.
-Nuh-uh.

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"Ingredients, dextroamphetamine."

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Oh, they're uppers.

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Kid's gonna get hooked.

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But he told me to give him
a quarter of a pill, like this.

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We used to take a quarter of a pill
at that festival in your town.

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-And we'd hallucinate Smurfs.
-All right, all right.

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And I ended up marrying one.

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-I wouldn't give him that.
-[Esther] What should I do?

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He can't concentrate,
won't stay still, won't keep quiet.

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He hits people. He interrupts everybody.

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He's hyperactive.
He has no follow-through.

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He's always tapping his fingers
on every surface.

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Hey, and what about therapy?

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-It's slower, but there's no drugs.
-[Esther] He's seen a psychologist.

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Look, quit bugging me.
You're my friend, damn it.

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Just say I'm right about it all.

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Just stop it with the goddamn leaflet.
You're getting on my nerves.

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I can never fold it back the same way.
Drives me crazy.

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[sighs] More coffee?

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No, because of you, I want wine now.

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[Luz] Weren't you going to the gym today?

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You can sell your car
without ever leaving your home.

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Check out what she's wearing
just to sell a car.

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-It really is so easy.
-Don't you like her? She's super sweet.

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Well, sorry.

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I can't be friends with someone
who has zero cellulite on her thighs.

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It isn't normal.

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It's not her fault
she has that metabolism.

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And what did I do to deserve mine?

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[Daniela] Ask me anything.

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You sold your Mini?

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Because I gotta buy clothes
until I get them comped.

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And… [sighs]

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…a makeup artist
and rent some handbags, jewelry.

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Darling, it was a gift to you.

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Well, now we have one car.
That's enough, no?

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And you have your bike too.

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And how do you have 100,000 followers?

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I got 20,000 from my sister,

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and I bought 80,000 followers. [laughs]

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-You bought followers?
-[Daniela] With cash from the car.

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Who are all these people? They robots?

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No, no, no, no. These likes are real.
You pay extra for that.

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-It's a crazy scene. It's very freaky.
-Wait.

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Are you telling me
that you spent the money

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from the car to buy likes
from complete strangers?

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I also just bought a drone.

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-A drone?
-[squeals] Yes!

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To take aerial shots.

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For when I do yoga out by the pool
or when I go out jogging.

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Darling, I've got a brand-new one
in the garage.

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How would I know? You haven't unpacked.

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And who's flying it for you?

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[whirring]

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Where's that loser going to sleep?

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[chuckles] Well, on the couch
or the bathtub. There isn't anywhere else.

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-He's the famous Mr. Foreclosure, no?
-It wasn't his fault.

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The housing crisis crash-landed on him.
You know, his clients stopped paying him.

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Yeah, well, he's putting his underwear
in your DVD cabinet.

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[Santi] Hey, man, why are you
putting them in there? Come on!

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Dude, what should I do?
I gotta take 'em out.

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I can't wear wrinkled clothes
at the restaurant.

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-Make room in your closet.
-[Santi] Hmm.

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-[Raúl] We're going out tonight, right?
-[Santi groans]

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Dad, Nieves.

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Yeah, Nieves. Uh, no.
I'm meeting someone from Tinder.

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You're trying to meet chicks online?
That's for losers, man.

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And that's according to you?

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And what would you know, child?

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You gotta charm women in person.

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Where's the best place to score? The bars.

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Okay, Gen X.

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-[Santi] Hey, uh, honey.
-What?

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Couldn't you reschedule Nieves
for tomorrow, for example?

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[scoffs] What do you think this is,
a manicure?

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I've been working on her for four days.

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All right. Okay, tomorrow we'll go out.

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Uh, no. Tomorrow's your date with Lorena.

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Lorena, who's Lorena?

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Don't set up so many, okay?
I get all mixed up.

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Got you on a leash, huh?

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There's an outbreak of syphilis.

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-[clicks]
-[grunts]

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-[clicks]
-[grunts]

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Hi, how are you? I'm Guillermo.

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Um, is this your first time here?

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Is it that obvious?

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No, because you're wearing every item
we give you when you sign up with us.

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No, the gym bag's in my locker.
The magnetic key sucks, by the way.

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[chuckles] Okay. Uh, well, tell me, uh…

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-Esther.
-Esther.

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What are your goals?
Improving your cardio, losing weight?

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If I could look less like a Minion,
that'd be good.

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[chuckles] Hey, there, you're not so bad.

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Hey, listen, I'm teaching
a body rhythm class. You up for it?

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What's that?

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-[dance music playing]
-[Guillermo] Come on, four, three!

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Hands up!

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Turn!

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Very good. Switch!

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Turn!

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Switch!

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Turn!

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Come on!

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Hello, I had a little trouble
with parking, so I'm Santi.

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Hello. Uh, Nieves. Nice to meet you.

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-[chuckles]
-Yeah, delighted.

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-This place is really nice, huh?
-Hmm.

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You have good taste.

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Yes, yes.

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-Uh, uh, bathroom, be right back, okay?
-[Nieves] Want me to order you anything?

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[Álex] And so what if she's short?

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It's news to me that you only go out
with models from Victoria's Secret.

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It's not only that she's short.

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What else is it?

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She's, uh, a little too curvy.

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Oh, Dad, don't be fat-phobic.
Nieves, well, she's an authentic beauty.

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No, she isn't.
Her photos make her look thinner.

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Damn, if you gain 30 pounds,
update your profile.

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Why? We have to combat
the body standard dictatorship.

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-What's that mean?
-[knock on door]

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Uh, one moment, yeah?

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Well, the stereotypes of beauty imposed
on us by society.

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It's time to accept the fact
that beauty isn't a--

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-Álex, you tricked me.
-Dad, ten bodies.

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[scoffs]

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[sighs]

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Hey. Uh, why are you here?

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Having dinner with Alfonso.

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[Santi] Wow.

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And you? Are you following me?

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Excuse me. I'm on a date now.

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And you brought her here?

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To the restaurant
where you proposed to me.

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You brought your dentist here.

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It's not the same.
Alfonso is my boyfriend.

15:40.760 --> 15:44.240
Oh, oh, of course. That's why Álex
had braces all those years.

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Hey, where you going? Blanca.

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-I wanna meet your date.
-Stop.

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Hello. Hi, there.
I'm Blanca, Santi's ex-wife.

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-[Santi] But she's just leaving.
-Oh! [laughs]

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-Don't get up. Don't get up. She got up.
-Hi. Hi, I'm Nieves.

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Nice to meet you. What a coincidence, huh?

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It sure is. [chuckles]

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Well, just saying hi.
Hmm. You enjoy your dinner.

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That's great. Go on.

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-[clears throat]
-She's so pretty, right?

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-Hmm, no, she's average, a little.
-Yeah.

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Hmm. Okay, well, Santi, tell me about you.

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Am I gonna fall head over heels for you?

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-[both laugh]
-Uh, I hope so. I hope so.

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[both sigh]

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[pop music playing]

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YOUR STORY

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[laughing]

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[continues laughing]

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[Pedro] Yes, go ahead.
Show off the whole house.

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Because now some Albanian gang member

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will start following you and see
how to break in and how to get out.

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Keep rowing. You're very tense.

16:45.040 --> 16:47.839
You forgot to show them
where the alarm sensors are,

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but you can save that for the room tour.

16:49.599 --> 16:52.160
But we have security. Darling,
you brought me to live in a bunker.

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And the city council will be thrilled
to see that we have solar panels,

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but no license at all.

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Really, why all the stress?
My God, should I delete it?

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I'd prefer you did that.

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What a pity,
after all the effort I put in.

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Just don't see it's necessary
to show off our whole house.

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Okay, fine, I'll delete it. It's done.

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-Done, took it down.
-[panting]

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[Daniela] Honey.

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-What?
-[shutter clicks]

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[Daniela] Stay there, photo.

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People are asking me
if I have a boyfriend.

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[chuckles]

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"This is my hubby, gorgeous."

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[smacks lips]

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I've just broken the hearts
of many Danielers. [chuckles]

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Bathed and in bed by 9:13.

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[sighs] They're
especially difficult tonight.

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I don't know what to do about the boy.
Amphetamines, they're addictive.

17:41.720 --> 17:43.440
Look, the child neurologist
prescribed them,

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not like we're buying
from the neighborhood dealer.

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Have you read the side effects?

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Honey, what are you thinking?

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You never read
the informational leaflet, never.

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-"Palpitations, changes in personality."
-[sighs]

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"Suicidal thoughts,
rashes, muscle spasms."

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You gonna read the whole thing?

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[Esther] "Neuroleptic
malignant syndrome, priapism."

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"Loss of appetite. Weight loss as well."

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You know, I don't understand why
you insisted so much on seeing a doctor

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if you don't trust their opinion.

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I do trust them.
These are dangerous though.

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Look, Esther, we spent a lot of money
on the psychological evaluation,

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the blood tests, the checkups.

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And today he's playing a hairdresser.

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But if it's a carpenter tomorrow
and smashes kids with a hammer,

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he'll be kicked out of school,
and then what?

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Oh, no, no, no. Let's give him them.

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Right, it's settled.
Tomorrow we start drugging our son.

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What was I-- [sighs]

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You look beautiful.

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[kisses]

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Hey, darling, you know,
these muscle aches are killing me.

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So soon?

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When you haven't
worked out in years, yeah.

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That sounds like an excuse.

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Luis, let's not argue about this now.

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No, no, don't worry.

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But, remember,
don't complain about it later.

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[exhales] I wanna fuck.

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I wanna fuck.

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Tomorrow, okay?

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Sure, sure,
just fit me into your schedule.

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[light clicks]

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-[wrapper crinkles]
-[coughs]

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[door closes]

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Dad, successful night, right?

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Another one down. [grunts]

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Fuck. Well, give us the details, dude.

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You sure woke up quickly, huh?

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Hmm.

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[Santi] Well, nothing, we had some dinner.
Some pretty good ceviche.

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We went back to her place and…

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[both gasp]

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[Santi] Everything was great.

19:53.040 --> 19:54.080
She's nice, yeah.

19:54.159 --> 19:56.880
[Álex] So her unconventionally beautiful
body type wasn't an issue?

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-No, no, no, no. Not a problem.
-[Nieves panting]

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[Santi] But I don't know.
I prefer a different kind of girl.

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-Oh, damn, oh!
-[both shout]

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[Álex] If that's the case,
why'd you end up in her bed?

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I don't know, because I was already there.
Didn't wanna offend her.

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A courtesy fuck, what a gentleman does.
Says a lot about you.

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What the hell.

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You could have come home and slept.

20:15.440 --> 20:18.720
Instead, you fucked her like a champ,
and you gave her a morale boost.

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[Álex] That's right.
First you get her hopes up,

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then reject her
and give her more complexes.

20:22.600 --> 20:25.960
What complex though? She wore this
tight dress showing off her giant boobs.

20:26.040 --> 20:28.760
Well, it makes her feel feminine.
You guys are embarrassing.

20:28.840 --> 20:31.159
But why's he have to fix
other people's complexes anyway?

20:31.240 --> 20:33.440
-He's got enough of his own.
-Hey, but--

20:33.960 --> 20:37.480
Okay, so what? I'm supposed to feel
guilty because I like thinner ladies?

20:37.560 --> 20:40.679
You could be missing the girl of your
dreams 'cause she isn't the right size.

20:40.760 --> 20:43.960
Listen, look at my buddies' girls, okay?
There's Luz, Daniela, you know.

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-All hotties.
-Sure.

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Because those guys have no personality,

20:47.040 --> 20:49.080
they need
to reinforce their fragile male egos.

20:49.159 --> 20:50.520
What are you even talking about?

20:50.600 --> 20:53.760
Okay, well, I'm gonna shower.
Got three appraisals today. [sighs]

20:53.840 --> 20:57.000
-[Álex] And your date with Lorena tonight.
-God damn.

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[Raúl] Stop finding more dates
for your dad.

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Can't you tell he doesn't like it?
Guy hasn't scored this much in his life.

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It's unnatural.
His brain isn't ready for all this.

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You don't care about my dad.

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All you want is a little buddy
at your booze fests for abandoned losers.

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I wasn't abandoned, okay?
I left her, and she's a mess now.

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You sure?

21:16.679 --> 21:17.960
-[Raúl] Hmm.
-[cell phone chimes]

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Wait.

21:20.679 --> 21:21.679
A text from Luz.

21:24.360 --> 21:26.880
She wants to meet up today.
She's regretting it already.

21:26.960 --> 21:29.159
Oh, yeah, regretting what?
I thought you left her.

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You're… you're…
you just don't get these things. Get lost.

21:32.120 --> 21:34.560
Get lost, go study.
You couldn't understand.

21:36.800 --> 21:41.679
Here, I've got some toasted flatbread
with avocado, olive oil, and bean sprouts

21:41.760 --> 21:45.919
and chia pudding with oats and mango.
Let's try it.

21:46.439 --> 21:48.360
See what it tastes like. Let's see.

21:49.120 --> 21:51.480
Mmm! Mm.

21:52.520 --> 21:55.840
The chia, it's like
falling head first into the sand.

21:56.439 --> 21:58.760
No. I definitely prefer churros.

21:58.840 --> 22:01.720
Ladies, we're losing
our greasy traditions, what a shame.

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What a shame.

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[kisses] Have a happy day,
my virtual family.

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Mm. This goddamn chia.

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Mm. I'm off to the salon.

22:10.080 --> 22:13.200
-What's up today? What are your plans?
-Hmm, uh, plans are fluid.

22:13.280 --> 22:15.080
Maybe you could go and unpack,
right, darling?

22:15.159 --> 22:17.280
-Right now?
-I don't know or go get a checkup.

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A checkup, why?

22:18.520 --> 22:20.399
I don't know,
take advantage of your free time.

22:20.480 --> 22:22.960
I don't see the link between
opening boxes and getting a checkup.

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I'm taking your car.

22:26.280 --> 22:28.000
You're not working today either, sir?

22:29.120 --> 22:30.600
Can't you see that I'm here?

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[slurps]

22:49.720 --> 22:52.120
-So, did you drug the boy?
-Yes, yes, all done.

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[slurps]

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[Raúl] Mm.

23:16.240 --> 23:17.640
[Luz] Mm.

23:17.720 --> 23:21.280
Sorry. I'm staying at Santi's place,
and you know. [chuckles]

23:21.360 --> 23:23.919
There's only one bathroom,
and we share a shower.

23:24.000 --> 23:25.960
-[chuckles]
-Don't worry. How are you?

23:26.040 --> 23:30.720
Fine. Fine, yes. Very busy. Hmm. You?

23:31.560 --> 23:33.520
-Well, I've been thinking and…
-Me as well.

23:33.600 --> 23:35.520
-I don't think we should--
-Be apart.

23:35.600 --> 23:38.439
I knew you'd wise up.
You're a bit headstrong at times, honey.

23:38.520 --> 23:39.360
-No, come on.
-No, no.

23:39.439 --> 23:41.159
The important thing
is you see your mistake.

23:41.240 --> 23:43.000
I'll come home.
Everything's sorted. [kisses]

23:43.080 --> 23:44.679
-Raúl, listen to me.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes.

23:44.760 --> 23:47.399
We shouldn't hold your assets in my name.

23:47.480 --> 23:48.919
It's a big responsibility for me.

23:49.000 --> 23:50.679
-And it doesn't make sense now.
-Oh.

23:50.760 --> 23:53.560
Find someone you trust and arrange
an appointment at the notary public

23:53.640 --> 23:55.080
to change it all, okay?

24:00.600 --> 24:01.600
But you--

24:02.480 --> 24:04.080
You don't wanna get back together?

24:04.919 --> 24:06.280
No, sorry, my love.

24:20.880 --> 24:23.679
SANTI'S GETTING MARRIED

24:24.720 --> 24:25.919
[chuckles]

24:26.000 --> 24:28.840
BUT WE'RE NOT

24:28.919 --> 24:31.360
[chuckles] Man, oh, man.

24:33.280 --> 24:35.240
Should I throw this out, sir?
Goes in the trash?

24:35.320 --> 24:37.280
No, no, no,
that's the, uh, "I don't know" pile.

24:37.360 --> 24:39.120
I'm just separating things for now.

24:39.200 --> 24:41.320
-But I can take the boxes, right?
-No, really, you go.

24:41.399 --> 24:43.960
-Go do whatever you gotta do.
-Sorry, sorry, sir.

24:45.560 --> 24:47.200
Stop following me, damn it!

24:53.760 --> 24:55.560
2018 EXECUTIVE OF THE YEAR

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You look fantastic, Esperanza.
You haven't changed. How do you do it?

25:03.840 --> 25:04.840
[Esperanza] Surgery.

25:04.919 --> 25:06.840
[exhales] Well, really, you can't tell.

25:07.439 --> 25:10.120
Yeah, that's the idea. Okay, tell me.

25:10.199 --> 25:13.720
Nothing, well, uh,
as you were all so interested in me,

25:13.800 --> 25:16.120
well, maybe we could go over it again.

25:16.199 --> 25:18.000
Pedro… [chuckles]

25:18.080 --> 25:20.120
We made you that offer seven years ago.

25:21.520 --> 25:23.000
I like to think things through.

25:23.080 --> 25:26.320
First you said yes,
and then you left us hanging.

25:26.399 --> 25:28.240
We even had the press release ready.

25:28.919 --> 25:30.240
Well, there was a counteroffer.

25:30.320 --> 25:33.159
Oh, come on.
You used us to improve your contract.

25:33.240 --> 25:35.360
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Esperanza, come on.

25:35.439 --> 25:38.760
Not at all, I mean, if…
if I offended you, I'm really sorry.

25:38.840 --> 25:40.880
Well, yes, you actually did.

25:40.960 --> 25:43.360
Well, the reason
that I wanted to talk to you.

25:43.439 --> 25:47.280
[clears throat] Let you know
that right now I'm now available.

25:49.159 --> 25:50.720
Well, good luck with that.

25:58.600 --> 26:00.240
My very first paid job!

26:00.320 --> 26:01.159
[pops]

26:01.240 --> 26:03.480
[shouts] An eye contour!

26:04.080 --> 26:07.399
-Where have you been all dressed up?
-Uh, having-- having a checkup.

26:07.480 --> 26:08.439
-[both scream]
-[gasps]

26:10.679 --> 26:12.640
[chuckling]

26:14.760 --> 26:15.640
[chuckles]

26:19.080 --> 26:21.399
[Julián] In the US,
that's where it pays to be a cop.

26:21.480 --> 26:23.720
You can use your gun or shoot 'em
with your taser

26:23.800 --> 26:25.320
if people look at you wrong.

26:25.399 --> 26:26.720
God, how awesome.

26:26.800 --> 26:29.320
Okay, but the kids there
also take guns to school.

26:29.399 --> 26:32.399
Yeah, but people respect cops, okay?
They respect the institution.

26:32.480 --> 26:35.960
And they call each other "brothers,"
you know. So nice.

26:37.159 --> 26:38.520
Do you want me to call you brother?

26:40.040 --> 26:41.439
Well, not in public, no.

26:42.040 --> 26:45.720
But if you feel like saying it someday,
like, in private, uh, I wouldn't mind.

26:46.240 --> 26:48.280
God damn it, public drinking. Hmm.

26:48.360 --> 26:50.600
[crowd chattering]

26:53.800 --> 26:56.439
What are you doing?
Our shift ends in ten minutes, you know.

26:56.520 --> 26:57.600
Just follow me.

26:58.800 --> 26:59.960
Brother.

27:04.720 --> 27:07.000
[Luis] Psst, hey, kids. Kids!

27:07.080 --> 27:09.480
You're in big trouble now.
Come on, show me your IDs now.

27:09.560 --> 27:11.120
Come on, man. No, we were just leaving.

27:11.199 --> 27:13.480
What? No, no, nobody's leaving here.
You pat 'em down.

27:13.560 --> 27:15.640
-What's up with you?
-[boy] We haven't done anything.

27:15.720 --> 27:17.480
Come on,
empty everything out of your pockets.

27:17.560 --> 27:19.120
[chuckles] Are you out of your mind?

27:19.199 --> 27:21.880
What did you say?
You fucked up. Just turn around.

27:21.960 --> 27:23.960
-Hey, hey, hey. They're recording us.
-Come on.

27:24.040 --> 27:26.320
Hey, phones away or I'll arrest you all.

27:26.399 --> 27:28.240
-Come on, yeah.
-[Julián] Yeah, yeah, okay.

27:28.320 --> 27:29.919
Get everything out your pockets.

27:30.640 --> 27:31.640
What, is something wrong?

27:39.399 --> 27:40.679
-Hi, how are you?
-Hello.

27:40.760 --> 27:43.000
-I wanna cancel my gym card.
-Why?

27:43.080 --> 27:45.800
It's just I don't really like
your training system here.

27:45.880 --> 27:48.480
-[receptionist] Uh…
-What exactly don't you like about it?

27:48.560 --> 27:50.159
-Oh, hello.
-Hey, what's up?

27:50.240 --> 27:52.199
Well, my body hurts,
and I've been crabby all day.

27:52.280 --> 27:54.560
And besides,
I've found a more comfortable method.

27:54.640 --> 27:55.480
What?

27:57.280 --> 27:58.960
Dextrimorol, 20 milligrams.

27:59.040 --> 28:00.520
-[chuckles]
-Amphetamines.

28:00.600 --> 28:02.439
They prescribed them for my son's ADHD.

28:02.520 --> 28:04.960
And I started them last night,
and I've only had tea today.

28:05.040 --> 28:06.520
I'm not hungry. I'm like Kate Moss.

28:06.600 --> 28:08.560
You know that's very dangerous, right?

28:08.640 --> 28:10.640
Whatever. In a month, I'll be a size two.

28:10.720 --> 28:13.560
Okay, what about the flappy skin?
I'm just saying, if you stop eating

28:13.640 --> 28:16.720
and you don't train, at your age,
in two months, it'll all hang.

28:16.800 --> 28:19.199
Stop with the chemicals and get inside.

28:19.280 --> 28:20.960
No, no. Besides, I don't have my gym bag.

28:21.040 --> 28:23.439
-Well, we have a store here.
-I pulled the back of my knee, so…

28:23.520 --> 28:25.840
-We'll do some stretches, relax.
-I'm really not flexible.

28:25.919 --> 28:28.520
-[exhales] Listen to me, uh…
-Esther.

28:28.600 --> 28:32.800
Esther. Esther. Look, if you buy
a 20-session PT package with me.

28:32.880 --> 28:33.919
-I swear--
-PT?

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Personal training.

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I promise that I'll get
your ass as hard as a rock.

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You promise?

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And I'll throw in
a personalized diet plan.

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I'm gonna regret this. [sighs]

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Guys, you know,
everyone badmouths Covid all the time.

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It's so easy to criticize the disease,

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but I will always be
very grateful to the Chinese,

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because thanks to this virus,
I learned how to use a frying pan.

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We've all learned how to use a frying pan.

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I think that's why
it's called a "pan-demic."

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[laughing]

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You're enjoying the show, right?

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Uh, um, sorry. I just don't
find stand-up comedians very funny.

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They all seem a little pathetic.

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Well, so much for my plan.

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No, but, uh, I don't know.

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They're all just a bunch
of frustrated people

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trying to monetize their misfortunes.

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Or maybe other people's misfortunes,
which is even worse, in my opinion.

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Yeah, and it's always like
they're looking down at us

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from their position
of public intellectual.

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Well, I find the whole thing so lame.

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[scoffs]

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You all done now?

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-Hmm, well…
-I'll be back soon.

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[comedian] Don't tell me a funny
mountain lion joke, or I'll puma pants.

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[audience laughing]

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Well, I won't torture you any longer.

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I'll hand you over
to my colleague Lorena Lorenzo!

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[audience applauding]

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Well, good evening, guys. How's everyone?

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So before I get started
pathetically monetizing my misfortunes,

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I'd like you all
to give a round of applause

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to my lovely Tinder date for the evening,
who hates stand-up comedians,

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but he's suffering through this
in hopes that he might get laid afterward.

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[laughing]

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Come on, Santi.
Hope is the last thing to die. [chuckles]

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[Luis] You should've seen me.

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There were about 20 or 30.
Yeah, like 30 kids.

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-[whimpers, sighs]
-[Luis] And big kids. So big these days.

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-And Julián was scared shitless.
-[exhales]

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[Luis] You coming to bed?

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Luis, I don't feel very well.
I… I can't breathe. I can't stop it.

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I mean, I'm having terrible palpitations,
but I'm super happy.

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[gasps] And I'm paranoid.
Take me to the ER.

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I'm not taking you to the ER. Drink water.

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No, no, no. No water.
I wanna see a doctor.

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-[Luis] It's that green tea you drank.
-Or those drugs I took.

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-What now?
-[Esther] Whoa.

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[panting]

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I wanted to know they were safe.
Like a good mom.

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But how many did you take?

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Four, five pills.

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Esther, that could make you sick though.

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That's what I'm saying. Get dressed.

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-I'm having a heart attack.
-I'm coming, coming. Wait a minute.

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Is this another excuse to not have sex?

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-Look at me right now.
-Who in their right mind would do this?

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They make you lose weight though.

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[Luis] I told you not
to read the information leaflet.

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[gasps] I'm blind in this eye.

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[Santi] I laughed so much.

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Honestly. I mean,
I had my prejudices all wrong.

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Of course, some jokes
were a little crude, you know.

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The same jokes that men tell, but yes,
it sounds uglier coming from a woman.

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Because women are not as funny as men.

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No, they're funnier.
Okay, well, I mean, you are, at least.

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And besides, you write your own jokes.

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Oh, yeah.
All on my own. Isn't it incredible?

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Uh, sorry, don't get me wrong.
I didn't mean to sound patronizing.

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-Santi, you're a textbook chauvinist pig.
-No.

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No, no, no, no, okay?
No, I really get along with all women.

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I… I just wanted
to praise your… your performance

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because, to be honest, it was nuts.

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-And the others were cunts, huh?
-Come on, you were better.

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Nuts are good, but cunts not good.

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See where I'm going?

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Look, it's just a figure of speech, so--

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You think as you talk, sweetheart.

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And we are what we eat.

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What does that mean?

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Nothing. No, it's just that I'm totally
out of my depth right now.

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Look, we'd better get going
because it's getting late.

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-Hmm?
-Oh, I thought we weren't…

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If I had to rule out every chauvinist pig
I came across, my hymen would grow back.

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-Let's go.
-[chuckles]

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Wait.

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[moaning]

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just oral sex, okay?

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Uh, really?

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I'm sorry, but for me,
all penetration counts as rape.

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Oh, uh… sure.

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Uh, okay, on it.

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Mm. [chuckles]

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Santi.

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-[Santi] Mmm.
-It… it was just a joke.

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But now that you're down there… [inhales]

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[sighs]

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[door closes]

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[muffled pop music playing]

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Honey, why are you… honey?

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-[typing]
-[Santi] Honey.

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Why are you awake so late?

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I wanted to talk to you.

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With me? What's up?

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Dad, one depressive at home is fine,
but not two.

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[Santi] Huh?

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Your friend, he's holed up in your room.
He's been crying all night.

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What? Raúl's crying?

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-What's going on?
-Well, I don't know.

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You're friends.
Don't you talk about things?

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Talk about things? No.

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You're all so weird.

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Did you score with Lorena at least?

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Hey, you think I'm a chauvinist?

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That's a yes.

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Attention, beauty alert.

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With this fabulous new
Francesca Fabbretti eye contour,

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my crow's feet are a thing of the past.

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Look here. You have to try it, ladies.

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-I'm telling you, it's incredi--
-Crow's feet, what's that?

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She made 2,000 for that.

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She's earning more than you.

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My job is a vocation. I save lives.

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You mean, like, when you hold
the stop sign at the crosswalk?

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Hey, you guys,
why do we never talk about things?

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What are we doing now?

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No, I mean, fuck, uh,

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you know, well, talk about our concerns,
about our feelings and stuff.

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I don't know.
What we're really worried about.

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-Huh?
-I'd stop hanging out if we did that.

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Uh, last night you were crying.
Something must've happened.

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-Me?
-[Santi] Hmm.

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Must've been the TV.

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[chuckles]

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And you. How do you feel after getting
fired in such a humiliating way?

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-I feel fucking great. Can't you tell?
-[Santi chuckles]

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-You get unemployment?
-No way I'm signing up.

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That's for losers, man.

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Right now I don't have
any issues that are that important.

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Last night I was browsing the Internet,

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and the term
for what's happening to you now

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is toxic masculinity.

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Well, let's balance our pH then.
Another beer?

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-[Raúl chuckles]
-[sighs]

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Well, there is something
I wanna talk about.

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Good.

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Raúl, good, tell us.
What is it, buddy? Open up.

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Luz no longer wants my assets in her name.

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-[Santi] Hmm.
-So, do any of you guys wanna help me out?

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-Patricia, what's the matter with you?
-Sorry. I lost control of the robot.

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[huffs] She loses more drones
than the Americans in Afghanistan.

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Nobody answered my question.

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-[Santi] Uh, beer? Yes. Yes, please.
-[Raúl groans]

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[theme music playing]
. Yes, please.
-[Raúl groans]