WEBVTT 00:06.199 --> 00:08.760 A NETFLIX SERIES 00:16.960 --> 00:20.599 Do we have Biodramina? It's for Santi. He always gets seasick. 00:21.840 --> 00:23.560 [Daniela] Um… 00:23.640 --> 00:24.680 [chuckles] 00:26.080 --> 00:27.720 -Okay. [chuckles] -Here you go. 00:28.680 --> 00:30.439 You're gonna love Ibiza, my love. 00:30.520 --> 00:33.839 The sea, the sun, all that. You'll connect with your inner self again. 00:33.920 --> 00:36.960 [chuckles] So now you're an expert on mystical sayings. 00:37.960 --> 00:39.000 Excuse me? 00:39.080 --> 00:42.320 "Let us live in a rainbow of chaos." [laughs] 00:42.400 --> 00:43.919 It's so bad, I don't even get it. 00:44.000 --> 00:46.360 Well, it's by Cézanne, and it means you have to enjoy life 00:46.440 --> 00:48.440 instead of being the bitter guy you always are. 00:48.520 --> 00:52.120 Patronize me like I'm some clueless old geezer recovering from a head stroke. 00:52.199 --> 00:55.199 Darling, I try to treat you lovingly because I know it's been hard. 00:55.279 --> 00:57.040 It's called empathy, you know. 00:57.120 --> 00:59.360 -You must be glad I'm leaving, huh? -No, it's not that. 00:59.440 --> 01:01.720 But you haven't exactly been Mr. Happy. 01:01.800 --> 01:04.119 -Where's my bag at? -Must've been Patricia. 01:08.399 --> 01:11.640 -Patricia, why'd you switch my bag? -Oh, sir, you had too many things packed. 01:11.720 --> 01:13.560 Your toiletry bag was getting all smushed up. 01:13.640 --> 01:16.000 But this won't fit. Haven't you seen the inside of a sailboat? 01:16.080 --> 01:18.280 Hmm. No, not the outside either. 01:18.880 --> 01:20.040 Well, no matter. 01:20.119 --> 01:22.680 Iris, you done now? Bring your plate, come on. 01:23.200 --> 01:25.560 Ulises, finish your cereal, please. 01:25.640 --> 01:27.160 Hey, we're running late. Come on. 01:29.000 --> 01:30.560 -Let's go. -Hey, hey! Hang on, hang on. 01:30.640 --> 01:32.920 No kiss for Daddy, who's going away all weekend? 01:33.000 --> 01:36.199 Mmm! Mmm! Love you, hon. Mmm! 01:36.280 --> 01:37.440 -Off you go. -Come on. 01:37.520 --> 01:40.839 Behave yourself, okay? No prostitutes, no drug use. 01:41.440 --> 01:43.080 -Then why even go? -Ha! 01:46.320 --> 01:47.839 [Blanca] You're so irresponsible. 01:47.920 --> 01:51.440 How dare you leave your 16-year-old daughter home alone all weekend? 01:51.520 --> 01:54.199 Because I actually trust her. Hmm? And that's why she doesn't hate me. 01:54.280 --> 01:56.839 -She hates both of us. -[chuckles] Who's she living with? 01:56.920 --> 01:59.000 That's because you don't have rules or set boundaries. 01:59.080 --> 02:00.679 She's got you wrapped around her finger. 02:00.759 --> 02:02.360 Besides, the hell are you doing in Ibiza? 02:02.440 --> 02:04.479 That place is for people who still have life ahead-- 02:04.559 --> 02:05.800 No. What the hell, bro? 02:06.679 --> 02:08.519 Get in, you big disgrace. 02:08.600 --> 02:10.479 -What's with the car? -My dad let me borrow it. 02:10.560 --> 02:12.720 -Since mine's in the shop. -[Pedro] Pretty cool, huh? 02:12.799 --> 02:15.160 Does your dad go grocery shopping in this car? 02:15.960 --> 02:17.600 We're going to Ibiza, my man. 02:17.680 --> 02:19.239 Brought you some pills for your stomach. 02:19.320 --> 02:21.000 Hey, uh, there's no seatbelt. 02:21.080 --> 02:22.920 Right here, like on a plane. 02:23.000 --> 02:24.320 -Here. -[engine turns over] 02:24.400 --> 02:26.040 -Hear that baby roar. -Yeah! 02:27.320 --> 02:30.000 -Who's got the tickets? -What tickets? Didn't he tell you? 02:30.080 --> 02:33.799 We're driving over to Dénia. We'll get on a boat and sail to Ibiza. 02:33.880 --> 02:35.600 -Showing off his boating license. -What? 02:35.680 --> 02:38.239 You guys, you're talking to a licensed sailboat captain. 02:38.320 --> 02:41.440 Look. What happens in Aruba stays in Aruba. 02:41.519 --> 02:43.160 Watch the road, come on. 02:43.239 --> 02:44.799 I could host weddings out at sea. 02:44.880 --> 02:47.880 -How long will it take to get to Ibiza? -[scoffs] Only ten hours of sailing. 02:47.959 --> 02:49.000 Well, if the sea's calm. 02:49.080 --> 02:50.360 So we're gone for four days, 02:50.440 --> 02:52.320 and you wanna spend one entire day on a boat? 02:52.400 --> 02:53.880 -Two. We gotta come back. -Huh? 02:53.959 --> 02:56.200 It's an adventure, come on. Freedom is good for the soul. 02:56.280 --> 02:57.959 We'll be exhausted when we get back. 02:58.040 --> 03:00.000 -You're crazy. -You should've hired a private jet. 03:00.080 --> 03:01.799 Oh, wait, you can't. You just got fired. 03:01.880 --> 03:02.760 [laughing] 03:02.840 --> 03:06.480 Couldn't we've gone in his SUV instead of this old hunk-o-junk car? 03:06.560 --> 03:07.920 My God, people are staring at us. 03:08.000 --> 03:10.360 -The SUV's being used by Daniela. -It's so embarrassing. 03:10.440 --> 03:12.320 She sold off her Mini to buy some followers. 03:12.399 --> 03:14.480 This thing doesn't even have headrests. 03:14.560 --> 03:16.600 So if we're rear-ended, we'll just snap our necks. 03:16.679 --> 03:19.280 Santi, relax a little. You're on vacation with your buddies. 03:19.360 --> 03:21.239 In a vintage Cadillac. [laughs] 03:21.320 --> 03:23.080 Very vintage. Doesn't have any airbags. 03:23.160 --> 03:25.840 -We're driving this all the way to Dénia? -No, we'll never make it. 03:25.920 --> 03:27.760 You guys smell something rotting? 03:27.840 --> 03:30.280 -That's the stench of your dying souls. -Come on, I want music. 03:30.360 --> 03:32.360 -How about Los Rodríguez? -Los Planetas. 03:32.440 --> 03:33.799 -Rosalía. -Rosalía? 03:34.600 --> 03:35.720 Get outta my car. 03:40.959 --> 03:43.000 We gonna be stuck behind this scooter the whole time? 03:43.079 --> 03:46.200 [Raúl] Santi, shut the hell up. You're getting on my last nerve, man. 03:46.280 --> 03:49.200 [Luis] We're like Thelma and Louise and their two foreign cousins. 03:54.640 --> 03:56.640 [Santi retching] 04:00.959 --> 04:02.640 [retches, groans] 04:06.399 --> 04:08.920 Come on, how long you gonna take, Yotuel? 04:09.000 --> 04:12.399 No, don't tell me you're on the way when I can see you're not moving. 04:13.239 --> 04:14.519 God damn, it's cold. 04:14.600 --> 04:16.920 Hey, guys, let's hit up this foam party, huh? 04:17.000 --> 04:19.760 Hey, ladies, let's keep the party going. We have a nice boat. 04:19.839 --> 04:20.880 It's super romantic. 04:20.959 --> 04:23.479 -Santi, don't be so damn pathetic, man. -This guy's pathetic. 04:23.560 --> 04:25.800 And worse, his pathetic-ness is wearing off on all of us. 04:25.880 --> 04:28.680 We're like those guys who stand outside schools offering candy to kids. 04:28.760 --> 04:30.039 -Pedophiles. -That's it. 04:30.120 --> 04:32.479 What happens in Aruba stays in Aruba. 04:32.560 --> 04:34.960 -Hey, man, anybody could have a bad night. -[cell phone chimes] 04:35.039 --> 04:37.000 We're tired from the journey. 04:37.080 --> 04:39.760 -Who's Nieves? -This broad from Tinder. [coughs, exhales] 04:39.840 --> 04:42.000 Dude, I think "broad" is, uh, disrespectful. 04:42.080 --> 04:43.880 Can you maybe try using a different word? 04:43.960 --> 04:46.720 -You and I have used that word forever. -It does sound a little rude. 04:46.800 --> 04:47.960 [Santi] Hmm. 04:48.039 --> 04:50.479 Okay, what's happening with the lady from Tinder? 04:50.560 --> 04:52.760 -Go on, go on, hit play. -[Santi sighs] 04:52.840 --> 04:54.000 [Nieves] Hi, Santi. 04:54.080 --> 04:55.840 -Uh, well, just wanted to check in. -[exhales] 04:55.919 --> 04:57.720 There's been no sign from you for a while. 04:57.800 --> 05:00.560 [chuckles] How are you? Uh, kisses. 05:00.640 --> 05:01.960 She seems interested. 05:02.039 --> 05:04.120 [all] Santi! Santi! 05:04.200 --> 05:06.640 Are you guys gonna do this every time I go out with someone? 05:06.720 --> 05:08.440 [Pedro] Hang on, hang on-- 05:08.520 --> 05:11.680 -Yotuel! Yotuel! -Last one there's a fruitcake! 05:12.200 --> 05:13.800 That's great. You're a homophobe now. 05:13.880 --> 05:16.120 Leave me alone, okay? Gotta stop breaking my balls. 05:21.840 --> 05:24.720 -Don't blow things out of proportion. -No, ma'am. I don't know… 05:24.800 --> 05:27.720 Come on, calm down. Come on, let's talk. Let's talk this over. 05:27.800 --> 05:30.680 No, your husband doesn't appreciate me anymore. I get everything wrong. 05:30.760 --> 05:31.599 How do you mean? 05:31.680 --> 05:34.400 He called me all angry because he couldn't open his suitcase up. 05:34.479 --> 05:35.880 He forgot the combination. 05:35.960 --> 05:38.000 -Wait, but how is that your fault though? -[groans] 05:38.080 --> 05:39.919 No, he's had enough of me, just like my husband. 05:40.000 --> 05:42.919 -Oh, oh, you're divorced. I didn't know. -Oh, no, I'm not. 05:43.000 --> 05:44.000 We're still together. 05:44.800 --> 05:47.440 [clears throat] Patri, he really does appreciate you. 05:47.520 --> 05:50.320 My husband? But he spends all day drinking at the bar. 05:50.400 --> 05:52.760 No, no, no, no, no. Pedro, Pedro. 05:52.840 --> 05:55.840 You know, he's just going through a rough time, since… [inhales] 05:55.919 --> 05:59.039 Listen, uh, don't tell him that I told you. 05:59.919 --> 06:01.880 But, mm, he lost his job. 06:01.960 --> 06:03.240 Oh, no, I can't believe it. 06:03.320 --> 06:05.840 Yes, and it's affected him. It's affected his self-esteem. 06:05.919 --> 06:10.120 -He's been very sensitive about it. -Oh, dear Mother Mary of God, of course. 06:10.200 --> 06:13.599 For a man, losing your job is like having your balls chopped off. 06:13.680 --> 06:15.840 -It's that important to them. Oh! -Hmm. 06:15.919 --> 06:17.320 -[gasps] -Of course, yeah. 06:17.400 --> 06:20.240 Let's pray to St. Jude of Thaddeus, the patron saint of work. 06:20.320 --> 06:22.280 Yep, very good idea, yes. 06:22.960 --> 06:23.919 Pray, would you? 06:24.000 --> 06:26.160 -I have to get started on a livestream. -Yes. 06:26.240 --> 06:29.280 -Yes, yes, yes. Oh. Oh. -I'll see you soon. 06:30.080 --> 06:32.359 [grunts, pants] 06:32.440 --> 06:33.560 But how many more? 06:33.640 --> 06:34.640 All right, five more reps. 06:34.720 --> 06:36.160 You jerk, you're just making it up. 06:36.240 --> 06:38.880 Insult me all you want, but you gotta straighten your hips like this. 06:38.960 --> 06:40.280 [scoffs] 06:40.359 --> 06:42.359 [classical music playing] 06:44.720 --> 06:45.960 Good. 06:46.039 --> 06:48.640 I even went to the gynecologist thinking I was premenopausal 06:48.720 --> 06:50.560 because I couldn't even get wet. But one touch… 06:50.640 --> 06:51.960 [inhales] 06:52.039 --> 06:53.960 -I thought I'd pissed myself. Oh! -[Luz chuckles] 06:54.039 --> 06:55.760 Ooh, I love it when this stuff happens. 06:55.840 --> 06:57.640 He's a total moron. But he turns me on. 06:58.240 --> 07:00.400 Hey, are things with Luis bad? As bad as that? 07:00.479 --> 07:01.479 Not bad, no. 07:01.560 --> 07:03.880 We're… together. 07:04.720 --> 07:07.560 Right now my marriage is like a tunnel with no light at the end. 07:07.640 --> 07:10.520 No ventilation, no emergency exits. 07:10.599 --> 07:11.960 Like a tunnel prison. [sighs] 07:12.039 --> 07:13.359 What are you gonna do? 07:13.440 --> 07:15.880 -Renew my membership. -[gasps] And he likes you back? 07:16.479 --> 07:17.320 How would I know? 07:17.400 --> 07:20.479 My radar stopped working years ago. I can't read a signal. 07:20.560 --> 07:24.039 Well, I think that you should get laid. 07:24.120 --> 07:26.640 That's what I wanted to hear. Or not… 07:26.719 --> 07:30.239 -I don't know. I'm so messed up. -No, no, no. You're feeling guilty. 07:30.320 --> 07:32.000 But come on. You clearly wanna screw him. 07:32.080 --> 07:33.960 Oh, what a mess. Why's it have to happen now? 07:34.039 --> 07:35.320 See, exercise is bad for you. 07:35.400 --> 07:38.479 Esther, this life is yours to live, and it's passing by you. 07:38.560 --> 07:40.520 Just do it, or your husband'll pay for it later. 07:40.599 --> 07:42.760 -No, I'm the one paying. -Your frustration. 07:43.239 --> 07:46.799 Luis will come back, and you'll regret not having gone through with this, 07:46.880 --> 07:49.200 and as soon as Luis does the tiniest thing to piss you off, 07:49.280 --> 07:51.520 you'll lose it on him, and he won't understand why. 07:51.599 --> 07:53.640 And your marriage, which is fucked already, 07:53.719 --> 07:57.679 is gonna get worse and worse, until one day boom. Exploded. 07:57.760 --> 08:00.799 And then you'll regret all the things you didn't do over the years, 08:00.880 --> 08:02.560 and you'll never get the time back. 08:02.640 --> 08:04.640 [chewing] 08:05.719 --> 08:08.679 I'm turned on and depressed all at once. 08:08.760 --> 08:09.919 Go fuck the guy. 08:10.000 --> 08:13.000 [lively piano music playing] 08:15.000 --> 08:18.239 Oh, we should've brought a beach umbrella. We're getting real burnt. 08:18.320 --> 08:19.799 -Fucking hell. -Hey, stop complaining. 08:19.880 --> 08:22.359 -And go get a hammock at the beach bar. -They cost 30 euros. 08:22.440 --> 08:24.479 Whoever said sleeping on a boat was fun? 08:24.560 --> 08:25.719 [scoffs] 08:25.799 --> 08:28.679 Well, just hurry up and get rid of your hangover. 08:28.760 --> 08:30.560 What hangover? I'm still drunk. 08:30.640 --> 08:32.760 This beach thing is for fucking pussies, dude. 08:32.840 --> 08:35.480 Raúl, man, when you say "pussies," you, mm. 08:35.559 --> 08:38.679 -I can't even say "pussy" anymore? -You guys ever stop and think how… 08:38.760 --> 08:42.159 behind this way of talking to each other lies deeply sexist ideology? 08:42.240 --> 08:44.520 That's all I need, to have to think when I'm talking. 08:44.600 --> 08:47.600 We're all depressed and pissy because last night they served us cheap alcohol. 08:47.680 --> 08:48.720 Cheap booze depresses you. 08:48.800 --> 08:49.760 [cell phone chimes] 08:49.840 --> 08:50.800 Nieves. 08:50.880 --> 08:53.840 -Voicemail, voicemail. It's a voicemail. -Shh! No, hey, this isn't funny. 08:53.920 --> 08:54.880 You calm down. 08:55.640 --> 08:59.720 [Nieves] It's just I saw you listened to my message, but you didn't reply. 08:59.800 --> 09:02.320 I don't know if it's 'cause you're busy or just kind of rude… 09:02.400 --> 09:03.400 God damn. 09:03.480 --> 09:05.480 Or whatever, so I just wanted to touch base with you. 09:05.560 --> 09:08.079 Why give her your number if you're not interested in her? 09:08.160 --> 09:11.240 -No, she's all right, but don't know, man. -[Raúl] You don't have to answer. 09:11.320 --> 09:13.240 It's called administrative silence. 09:13.320 --> 09:15.560 -It's totally allowed. -[man] Coconuts and melons for sale! 09:15.640 --> 09:19.199 This fruit's rich in vitamins, the sexiest vitamins. 09:19.280 --> 09:20.680 Natural Viagra. 09:20.760 --> 09:23.199 -Delicious coconuts and melons for sale! -Ibiza's not the same. 09:23.280 --> 09:25.360 We just aren't what we used to be. 09:25.440 --> 09:28.400 Yeah, we're too old to go out, but we're old enough to get cancer. 09:28.480 --> 09:31.079 My God. You know Willy's gonna die soon? 09:31.160 --> 09:32.400 -What? -Whoa, holy shit. 09:32.480 --> 09:34.400 He's got two months. Cancer in the balls. 09:34.480 --> 09:36.640 -[sighing] -We should go and see him. 09:36.720 --> 09:39.199 -And bring him a gift. -A gift, but why? He's about to die. 09:39.280 --> 09:41.160 [scoffs] It's a nice gesture. He was a great guy. 09:41.240 --> 09:42.720 Why are you talking in the past tense? 09:42.800 --> 09:45.160 -He's still alive, man. -Just getting used to the idea. 09:46.240 --> 09:50.160 [gasps] Oh, hey, is that testicular cancer thing really fatal? 09:50.240 --> 09:52.760 If they don't catch it, yeah. It's cancer. 10:01.959 --> 10:04.280 Is touching your balls also sexist, or it's allowed? 10:04.360 --> 10:06.040 If it's for your health, nah. 10:07.800 --> 10:09.880 We've got our health. Let's go celebrate. 10:09.959 --> 10:12.360 -Tonight it's Flower Power at Pacha. -[Pedro scoffs] 10:12.440 --> 10:13.520 What, another party, really? 10:13.600 --> 10:17.320 No. No, we're just gonna stay on the boat and order some pizzas. 10:18.800 --> 10:22.480 Hold on, that's not a bad idea. And we could save a little cash. 10:22.560 --> 10:23.959 You fucking kidding? 10:24.480 --> 10:28.360 Mmm! Pizza was a great idea. It looks, hmm, very good. 10:28.440 --> 10:31.160 [Raúl] You guys are seriously making this the shittiest weekend ever. 10:31.240 --> 10:32.920 Come on, take a shot of Ibizan herbs. 10:33.000 --> 10:36.199 -But why drink if we're staying here? -Dude, you're ruining the party. 10:36.280 --> 10:37.839 What party? We're not having a party. 10:37.920 --> 10:40.680 -We're having fun, messing around, huh? -[Luis] Hmm. 10:40.760 --> 10:43.000 Need I remind you I'm the captain of this boat? Drink up. 10:43.079 --> 10:45.079 -[Santi] Don't if you don't wanna. -He won't listen. 10:45.160 --> 10:46.880 -[cell phone ringing] -Nieves! [laughing] 10:46.959 --> 10:48.280 [Santi] Fuck me. 10:49.959 --> 10:51.079 What is it now? 10:51.160 --> 10:53.920 [Blanca] Santiago, our daughter hasn't answered any of my calls all day. 10:54.000 --> 10:55.320 Maybe something's happened to her. 10:55.400 --> 10:58.280 -What if the gasman rapist attacked her. -[Santi] Who? 10:58.360 --> 11:00.719 A guy who pretends to be checking the gas, then he rapes you. 11:00.800 --> 11:02.320 Blanca, where do you get this shit? 11:02.400 --> 11:03.800 -The WhatsApp group chat. -[laughing] 11:03.880 --> 11:06.160 But you, you just avoid all your responsibilities. 11:06.240 --> 11:08.440 Blanca, I talked to Álex earlier, and she's fine. 11:08.520 --> 11:09.440 You're lying. 11:09.520 --> 11:11.760 -Send a screenshot of the call. -Sending you a screenshot. 11:11.839 --> 11:13.440 -Can I finish my dinner now? -[laughing] 11:13.520 --> 11:14.480 Thanks a lot. 11:14.560 --> 11:17.120 Dude, why the hell did you marry that insane girl? 11:17.199 --> 11:19.240 Even worse is that he's still in love with her. 11:19.320 --> 11:20.320 I'm over this shit. 11:20.400 --> 11:22.640 [Luis] Then why is your phone PIN still your wedding date? 11:22.719 --> 11:25.839 -[Santi] Because it's an old phone. -[Raúl] Change it if you've got the balls. 11:25.920 --> 11:27.160 [Santi] No, I'd forget it. 11:27.240 --> 11:28.839 -Leave me alone, dude. -[gasps] 11:28.920 --> 11:30.520 -[cell phone chimes] -Nieves! 11:30.600 --> 11:32.000 -[laughing] -[sighs] 11:33.440 --> 11:35.360 [Nieves] Who the fuck do you think you are? 11:35.440 --> 11:36.920 How dare you just ignore me! 11:37.000 --> 11:39.959 I thought you were different, but you're the same old piece of shit. 11:40.040 --> 11:42.480 -Speed it up. She sent you a podcast. -Too scared to talk? 11:42.560 --> 11:43.880 If you don't like me, tell me. 11:43.959 --> 11:46.320 That's the least you can do for someone who spent time on you. 11:46.400 --> 11:50.120 Something no one else seems to do. You seemed so sad about losing your wife. 11:50.199 --> 11:52.839 -You should always reply. Shh! -I should've punched you in the face! 11:53.800 --> 11:55.040 [Raúl and Luis laughing] 11:55.560 --> 11:58.560 -[beeps] -Hi there, Nieves, what's up? 11:58.640 --> 11:59.880 Listen, um… 11:59.959 --> 12:03.480 I'm really sorry. It's just that, uh, I had a family thing. 12:03.560 --> 12:06.959 Uh, my mother got a blood clot in her left leg, yes. 12:07.040 --> 12:09.800 -And the vaccine, the booster maybe-- -[laughing] 12:09.880 --> 12:11.800 Don't… stop that! Hey, come on! 12:11.880 --> 12:13.680 -[laughing] -[Santi] Jesus. 12:15.800 --> 12:17.440 Where have you been? 12:17.520 --> 12:20.320 Looking for a urologist 'cause my ball is swollen. 12:24.959 --> 12:27.120 It could be fluid retention from last night. 12:30.160 --> 12:31.240 [exhales] 12:35.000 --> 12:36.599 -[rock music playing] -Great class, guys. 12:39.040 --> 12:41.000 [panting] 12:41.079 --> 12:42.920 Fucking spinning, my God! 12:44.199 --> 12:46.400 So what brought you back here? You bigorexic? 12:46.480 --> 12:48.920 No, I've been really stressed. 12:49.000 --> 12:51.640 I said, listen, instead of stewing in my anxiety, 12:51.719 --> 12:53.240 it's better to sweat it out and die. 12:53.320 --> 12:55.199 All right. Hey, you wanna get a drink? 12:55.280 --> 12:56.480 I got some left. 12:56.560 --> 12:58.880 No, I meant, go out, like, for a beer? 12:58.959 --> 13:02.240 No. I mean, uh, yes. No. 13:02.320 --> 13:03.400 Okay. 13:04.040 --> 13:05.680 But, uh, let me shower? 13:05.760 --> 13:09.079 Oh, yeah, after a spinning class, you've sure earned it. [chuckles] 13:11.120 --> 13:14.120 What a bummer, man. First, you're fired. Now you've got cancer. 13:14.920 --> 13:16.360 We still don't know if it's cancer. 13:16.440 --> 13:18.839 Hey, you think hair implants survive chemotherapy? 13:18.920 --> 13:19.880 You got false hair? 13:19.959 --> 13:22.160 See, we don't tell each other anything. 13:22.839 --> 13:25.640 -[exhales] -I inject myself with testosterone now. 13:26.599 --> 13:28.400 -Why? -'Cause I couldn't get it up. 13:28.480 --> 13:30.599 Does it make it thicker, or you notice anything? 13:31.440 --> 13:32.760 I give out more fines. 13:32.839 --> 13:34.880 The other day, I busted these kids drinking. 13:34.959 --> 13:37.199 -On my own. -Great. Now we're opening up. 13:37.280 --> 13:39.480 -Letting it all out. Great. -[Raúl] That's not opening up. 13:39.560 --> 13:42.160 It's the same as me telling you I go to the tanning salon. 13:42.240 --> 13:43.120 You go to a salon? 13:43.199 --> 13:44.240 That is super gay. 13:44.320 --> 13:45.560 That's pretty homophobic. 13:45.640 --> 13:47.920 Yeah, a few times, so I wouldn't come here all pale. 13:48.000 --> 13:51.120 -Esther uses sugarcane juice for that. -[Pedro] That shit really fades your skin. 13:51.199 --> 13:52.320 You end up turning orange. 13:52.400 --> 13:54.680 Sugarcane juice? That's some pussy shit, man. 13:54.760 --> 13:56.199 That's sexism and androcentrism. 13:56.280 --> 13:58.120 You little bitch, cut it out with that shit. 13:58.199 --> 14:00.000 See? Dude, it's like you don't even realize it. 14:00.079 --> 14:01.839 Santi, I'm gonna throw you overboard. I swear. 14:01.920 --> 14:03.480 [Santi] Well, it's for your own good. 14:03.560 --> 14:06.920 It's about adapting to the sensitivity of the current times, okay? 14:07.000 --> 14:09.360 No, but if I can't say what I want in front of my buddies, 14:09.440 --> 14:10.680 that's it, I'm out. 14:10.760 --> 14:13.640 Well, my "buddies." Because I'm still waiting on one of you 14:13.719 --> 14:15.760 to come through and help me with my restaurant. 14:15.839 --> 14:18.000 Hmm. Keep waiting, bro. [clears throat] 14:18.079 --> 14:20.959 You know I'm a police officer, so I can't have my own business. 14:21.040 --> 14:21.959 It's not allowed. 14:22.040 --> 14:24.959 And until I manage to get a diagnosis for my balls. 14:25.040 --> 14:28.240 Well, this is the last time I organize a vacation for you fucking pussies. 14:28.319 --> 14:31.040 -It's off to my bunk now. -[Pedro sighs] 14:31.120 --> 14:33.760 "For you fucking pussies." You guys hear it, huh? 14:33.839 --> 14:37.079 We do, Santi. We do. Come on, let's clear this table now. 14:37.160 --> 14:39.880 -[muffled dance music playing] -[chattering, laughing] 14:41.520 --> 14:42.760 [Esther gasps] 14:42.839 --> 14:46.560 Hey, did you know that a gin and tonic contains 450 calories? 14:46.640 --> 14:48.040 [Esther chuckles] Ah. 14:48.120 --> 14:50.439 That's why you invited me here, so I'd stay a gym member. 14:50.520 --> 14:54.400 [chuckles] Well, yes. And so… so I could see you again. 14:56.520 --> 15:00.199 Uh, get me another, hmm? 15:00.280 --> 15:02.000 Going to the bathroom. [inhales] 15:17.000 --> 15:20.439 Esther, now you go home. You grab the Satisfyer, and… 15:21.120 --> 15:22.240 Is it charged? 15:23.479 --> 15:24.439 [sighs] 15:25.439 --> 15:26.319 [exhales] 15:31.719 --> 15:32.839 [gasps] Oh, shit! 15:32.920 --> 15:34.520 Oh! [whimpers] 15:36.040 --> 15:37.800 Damn it! [panting] 15:38.560 --> 15:40.560 [groaning] 15:41.520 --> 15:44.079 Oh! Why are you here? 15:44.160 --> 15:45.800 [gasps, exclaims] 15:45.880 --> 15:47.880 [grunting] 15:51.560 --> 15:53.920 [whimpers] No, no, no, no. Not here, no. 15:54.000 --> 15:56.240 -Well, where to, then? -[panting] 15:56.319 --> 15:58.760 -[Esther moaning] -[classical music playing] 16:02.319 --> 16:04.400 [Guillermo grunting] 16:04.479 --> 16:07.199 -Oh! -[both continue moaning and grunting] 16:11.839 --> 16:12.839 [Raúl] Who's that? 16:13.640 --> 16:15.400 -[sniffles] -You crying in there? 16:16.240 --> 16:18.199 [inhales] Open up, come on. 16:18.280 --> 16:19.719 [exhales] 16:20.640 --> 16:21.760 [Raúl clears throat] 16:27.680 --> 16:28.560 What's wrong? 16:28.640 --> 16:30.079 The party's over, dude. 16:30.920 --> 16:33.000 [gasps] This is the first time I haven't had fun here. 16:33.079 --> 16:35.560 [sighs] This is the first time you haven't gotten laid here. 16:35.640 --> 16:38.520 Same thing. I fucked up with Luz. 16:40.319 --> 16:43.319 But why'd you two split up? Seemed like you were doing great. 16:44.400 --> 16:47.560 Luz wanted an open relationship. It's a secret, okay? 16:48.040 --> 16:48.880 I don't understand. 16:48.959 --> 16:51.439 What's the difference? You were already cheating on her anyhow. 16:51.520 --> 16:52.959 I was cheating, not her. 16:53.040 --> 16:53.880 How do you know? 16:53.959 --> 16:57.040 My Luz? Go cheat on me? Hey, fuck you! 16:57.959 --> 17:00.920 What are you doing? I do boxing. 17:01.000 --> 17:03.160 You mixed the glass bottles with organic waste. 17:03.240 --> 17:05.000 -[Raúl] Fucking bastard! -What's going on? 17:05.079 --> 17:06.800 -She's there all day. -Yeah, what about her? 17:06.879 --> 17:09.720 [Luis] Hey, hey, hey, guys! Take it easy. Come on. 17:09.800 --> 17:11.599 Get off me, man. Careful with my balls! 17:11.680 --> 17:14.119 -What happened? -I've had enough of this shitty vacation. 17:14.200 --> 17:16.480 Next time I'm gonna bring a broad with me. 17:18.800 --> 17:21.000 And then tomorrow another 14 hours back to Dénia. 17:21.079 --> 17:22.880 No, it's not ten hours, okay? It's not ten. 17:22.960 --> 17:24.640 It's 14 hours at least, Captain Magellan! 17:28.000 --> 17:29.200 What if we go back by plane? 17:29.280 --> 17:30.680 We gotta bring back the boat. 17:30.760 --> 17:33.360 Can't you just leave it somewhere else, like an electric scooter? 17:33.440 --> 17:34.800 You're not bailing on us. 17:34.880 --> 17:37.040 We came to this place together. Going back together. 17:37.120 --> 17:40.000 [Raúl] You're trying to leave me here all alone, you sons of bitches. 17:40.080 --> 17:42.520 You're all fucked up. You're fucked up! 17:43.399 --> 17:45.800 -[Pedro sighs] -"Sons of bitches" is sexist too. 17:45.880 --> 17:48.600 -God damn, he won't stop. He can't stop. -[Pedro sighs] 18:01.200 --> 18:03.159 [Santi spitting] 18:23.000 --> 18:24.200 HELLO 18:24.280 --> 18:26.760 -Oh, God. -[Blanca] You get over here right now. 18:26.840 --> 18:28.080 [Álex] Can you just leave? 18:28.159 --> 18:29.800 [Blanca] You talk to your mother like that? 18:29.880 --> 18:32.960 -[Álex] I don't live with you anymore. -That's why you're living here. 18:33.040 --> 18:35.720 You can do whatever, and your loser father won't care. 18:37.159 --> 18:39.640 -[Santi] What's going on? -What was bound to happen, Santiago. 18:39.720 --> 18:41.000 Your daughter's here having sex 18:41.080 --> 18:43.159 while you're out making a fool of yourself in Ibiza. 18:43.240 --> 18:46.240 -Why does Mom have keys to the house, Dad? -[Santi sighs] 18:46.320 --> 18:49.040 In case of an emergency or I'm on vacation, hmm? 18:49.120 --> 18:50.919 On vacation? But you never go anywhere. 18:51.000 --> 18:53.360 Where the hell do you think I've been? 18:53.440 --> 18:54.919 Are you even gonna respond to this? 18:55.000 --> 18:58.159 Our daughter is turning your shithole apartment into a whorehouse. 18:58.240 --> 19:01.520 Blanca, I already knew, and you know why? 19:02.120 --> 19:04.280 Because my daughter tells me things, hmm? 19:04.360 --> 19:06.919 [inhales] And I think Álex is certainly mature enough 19:07.000 --> 19:09.560 to embrace her sexuality however the hell she wants. 19:09.640 --> 19:13.240 Besides, I'd prefer she do stuff here than out there in the-- 19:14.120 --> 19:15.320 [boy] Excuse me. 19:15.960 --> 19:18.399 Álex, could you hand me my T-shirt? I'm gonna go. 19:19.840 --> 19:21.360 Weren't you a lesbian? 19:21.440 --> 19:22.399 Who's a lesbian? 19:22.480 --> 19:25.280 -God, Dad. -What? Huh? No. [groans] 19:25.360 --> 19:28.280 Do you mind explaining to me please what the hell is going on in this house? 19:28.360 --> 19:30.560 Can't tell you about it now. I'm very tired from the trip. 19:30.640 --> 19:33.720 -I'll tell you tomorrow, okay? Let's go. -Tomorrow we'll send her to get tested. 19:33.800 --> 19:37.360 For AIDS, hepatitis C, papillomavirus. Good thing I made her get vaccinated, huh? 19:37.440 --> 19:40.159 Send me a WhatsApp message. We'll talk tomorrow, all right? Now go. 19:40.240 --> 19:41.560 -I just knew it. -No, come on. 19:41.640 --> 19:44.560 I knew it was a terrible idea for her to live with you. [sighs] 19:44.640 --> 19:46.840 -You Tinder pervert. -Well, she signed me up. 19:46.919 --> 19:48.880 -[Blanca] What did you just say? -[lock clicks] 19:48.960 --> 19:51.520 -[Santi groans] -[Blanca] Santiago, open the goddamn door! 19:51.600 --> 19:53.919 -Well, nice to meet you, sir. -Yes, nice to meet you too. 19:54.000 --> 19:56.440 No, wait up. Why not stay here, the two of us… 19:56.520 --> 19:58.360 -We can talk about it a bit. -[doorbell buzzes] 19:58.440 --> 19:59.640 Just sit down for ten minutes. 19:59.720 --> 20:02.480 Here. Sit down here. No, go. Sit down. That's great. 20:02.560 --> 20:05.399 Eh… great, all right. 20:05.919 --> 20:09.159 [clears throat] So you used a condom? There's an uptick in syphilis. 20:10.919 --> 20:12.960 Uh, Ultra Thin XL. 20:13.040 --> 20:14.800 That brand's certified, huh? 20:14.880 --> 20:16.800 -[Blanca] Santiago, open the door! -[Santi groans] 20:16.880 --> 20:19.159 Hey, Dad, what did you do to Nieves? She undid the match. 20:19.240 --> 20:22.720 -She messaged me, but I couldn't reply. -Dad, you can't just go around ghosting. 20:22.800 --> 20:24.000 Uh, what's that mean? 20:24.080 --> 20:25.480 Ignoring people. 20:26.159 --> 20:27.520 Uh, no, no, uh, really. 20:27.600 --> 20:30.399 -I'm gonna message her when I have time. -[cell phone chimes] 20:30.480 --> 20:31.320 Ooh! Hurry up! 20:31.399 --> 20:34.840 In an hour, you're meeting up with Nagore. Fun time girl, very spiritual. 20:34.919 --> 20:36.320 -But down to earth. -[Santi] No. Hey. 20:36.399 --> 20:37.919 Not now, please. I can't now. 20:38.000 --> 20:39.760 I'm just so worn out from this trip, you know. 20:39.840 --> 20:42.000 -Then drink some ginseng. -My tachycardia. 20:42.080 --> 20:44.560 [Blanca] I'm leaving. Store's gonna close. We'll talk tomorrow. 20:45.560 --> 20:48.000 [clears throat] Hey, honey, uh… 20:48.080 --> 20:49.440 -Your mom was kind of right. -Mm. 20:49.520 --> 20:52.120 It's not okay to bring people back here, no. 20:52.200 --> 20:54.399 -Hey, Dad, are you a modern guy or not? -[Santi] Hmm. 20:55.360 --> 20:56.560 From time to time. Mm. 20:56.640 --> 20:58.080 [sighs] 20:58.880 --> 21:00.000 Can I go now? 21:05.679 --> 21:08.679 [Daniela] How is my gorgeous prince? Feeling refreshed, hon? 21:09.399 --> 21:11.240 Suitcase's broken. Patricia! 21:11.320 --> 21:13.880 Shh! Don't yell at her. She was gonna leave us. 21:14.399 --> 21:16.960 -She thinks you don't like her anymore. -Me? [sighs] 21:17.040 --> 21:20.720 I think she's all right, but I never really liked her. 21:20.800 --> 21:23.040 -[inhales] I don't like most people. -Okay. 21:23.120 --> 21:25.640 Well, guess what. I've acquired some haters. 21:25.720 --> 21:27.760 It started when I wanted to make Patri feel better, 21:27.840 --> 21:29.320 and I posted this. Look. 21:29.399 --> 21:31.120 [laughs] 21:31.200 --> 21:33.560 Come here, come here. [sighs] 21:33.640 --> 21:35.280 [hums] 21:35.360 --> 21:37.440 [dance music playing] 21:37.520 --> 21:41.440 [laughs] Okay, okay. I've been called everything. 21:41.520 --> 21:42.960 I'm a snob. I'm racist. 21:43.040 --> 21:47.280 But then, my Danielers came through and defended me, and it all kicked off. 21:47.800 --> 21:49.200 -What's wrong? -Um… 21:49.280 --> 21:53.159 It's just one of my testicles is swollen, and it's worrying me a whole lot. 21:53.640 --> 21:54.840 [Daniela] Pedro, it's enormous. 21:54.919 --> 21:56.040 That's what I told you. 21:56.120 --> 21:59.439 [Daniela] It has such a bizarre shape, kind of like an organic potato. 21:59.520 --> 22:00.439 -Does it hurt? -[groans] 22:00.520 --> 22:02.640 -Don't squeeze it. Don't squeeze my ball. -Oh! 22:02.720 --> 22:03.560 [Esther] Come on. 22:03.640 --> 22:05.560 Put your pajamas on and brush your teeth, okay? 22:06.320 --> 22:08.439 -Go on. -Hello, lovely family. 22:08.520 --> 22:09.640 Bet you all missed me, huh? 22:09.720 --> 22:10.960 -[Iris] Daddy! -[Ulises] Hi, Dad! 22:11.040 --> 22:13.120 Oh! Oh, you little monsters. 22:13.200 --> 22:15.880 [kisses] 22:15.960 --> 22:17.760 What? What you up to? 22:17.840 --> 22:20.000 We just went to see Hotel Transylvania 5. 22:20.080 --> 22:22.600 Oh, that's great. That's great. You want dinner? 22:22.679 --> 22:24.520 Oh, dinner. They've eaten so much popcorn. 22:24.600 --> 22:27.520 -[Luis] Ah. -Come on, tomorrow's a school day. Go on. 22:27.600 --> 22:30.360 That's even better. We can eat, just the two of us. 22:30.439 --> 22:31.439 Come here. 22:32.040 --> 22:34.720 Uh-uh. Go ahead. 22:34.800 --> 22:37.120 -[jazz music playing] -[Esther exhales] 22:41.640 --> 22:42.640 Ta-da. 22:43.560 --> 22:44.800 Why'd you… 22:44.880 --> 22:48.600 [inhales] I'm so very lucky to have you, Esther. 22:48.679 --> 22:50.520 Because I've been hanging out with the guys, 22:50.600 --> 22:54.439 and, well, one guy is annoyed with his influencer girlfriend. 22:54.520 --> 22:57.240 The other's messing around on Tinder, and Raúl… [chuckles] 22:57.320 --> 22:58.960 …he's distraught about Luz. 22:59.040 --> 23:02.960 As for us, well, we have our moments, of course, but we really love each other. 23:03.040 --> 23:04.800 Yeah, we really love each other. 23:06.200 --> 23:07.760 Sometimes it's good to step back 23:07.840 --> 23:10.240 so you can appreciate what you've got, right? 23:10.320 --> 23:13.800 I don't know, like, uh, like a painter and their painting, hmm? 23:15.760 --> 23:18.200 Yes. I don't know. 23:18.840 --> 23:20.880 It's just… [inhales] 23:20.960 --> 23:22.520 …I'm still inside the painting. 23:27.960 --> 23:29.159 Hmm. 23:43.080 --> 23:44.880 Hi, I'm here. Sorry. 23:45.480 --> 23:46.320 You're here alone? 23:46.399 --> 23:49.439 Yes, because we don't need to change anything. 23:50.840 --> 23:52.240 I accept the open relationship. 23:52.840 --> 23:54.159 -Oh. -Are you sure? 23:54.240 --> 23:56.159 I am, yeah, but I'll need rules. 23:57.840 --> 23:59.280 Rodrigo, can we have a moment? 23:59.360 --> 24:01.840 No problem. I'm gonna go tackle some paperwork. 24:01.919 --> 24:03.960 -No, you're the witness. -To what? 24:04.040 --> 24:06.480 The open relationship agreement. Can you write this down? 24:06.560 --> 24:08.000 I'll do it. 24:08.800 --> 24:11.120 All right, I can make a notarized certificate for you, 24:11.200 --> 24:12.720 but you won't be able to register it. 24:12.800 --> 24:13.800 It doesn't matter. Do it. 24:13.880 --> 24:15.880 [inhales] Well, go ahead. 24:15.960 --> 24:17.520 First of all, no repeat partners. 24:17.600 --> 24:20.360 -And if you like it? -That's when it turns into a relationship. 24:20.960 --> 24:22.240 Well, he has a point, you know. 24:23.040 --> 24:24.760 -All right then, no repeats. -[keys clacking] 24:24.840 --> 24:27.520 Second and most important. Don't sleep with people we know. 24:27.600 --> 24:30.040 -That I agree with. -[keys clacking] 24:30.120 --> 24:33.120 And before you go and have sex, give me 48 hours' notice. 24:33.200 --> 24:34.480 No, not that. 24:34.560 --> 24:37.120 You lose a bit of that spontaneity. 24:38.600 --> 24:41.439 And never bring them over. And always with protection. 24:41.520 --> 24:43.200 -[Luz] Obviously. -[keys clacking] 24:43.800 --> 24:46.800 All right, four rules. Anything else? 24:49.480 --> 24:50.320 No, no, no. 24:50.399 --> 24:53.120 Okay, this goes to the notary. They'll print it and give us a copy. 25:02.120 --> 25:04.520 I swear, you're the luckiest man in the world. 25:06.200 --> 25:07.679 I know I forgot something. 25:10.480 --> 25:12.360 -Good morning, sir. -Good morning. 25:12.439 --> 25:13.760 I made some juice for you. 25:13.840 --> 25:16.159 Pineapple, there was a great discount. Very cheap. 25:17.040 --> 25:18.600 Thank you, Patricia. 25:18.679 --> 25:21.840 I brought an image of St. Jude of Thaddeus for you to carry in your wallet. 25:21.919 --> 25:23.760 -Uh, for what? -To help you find a-- 25:23.840 --> 25:27.840 A little balance in your life, which is always very important, huh? Hmm? 25:29.600 --> 25:30.640 [chuckles] 25:31.800 --> 25:32.720 Aww. [sighs] 25:32.800 --> 25:34.919 She's so religious. It's cute, right? 25:35.000 --> 25:37.480 [clicks tongue] Fuck, you can't get in to see a specialist 25:37.560 --> 25:39.240 even if you're paying for it, huh? 25:39.320 --> 25:41.800 Don't worry. I looked into your thing on Instagram. 25:41.880 --> 25:43.800 -Uh, what? -Many people laughed at you. 25:43.880 --> 25:46.040 But I heard back from a urologist in Madrid. 25:46.120 --> 25:48.360 Also, someone who can heal you with online Reiki, 25:48.439 --> 25:50.840 but you'd have to sit on the router. Go with the urologist. 25:50.919 --> 25:54.120 But hang on… I just… I mean, is it necessary to post about my testicles? 25:54.199 --> 25:57.439 So Dr. Verdaguer tells us that 25:57.520 --> 26:00.720 if the swelling doesn't hurt, normally it isn't serious. 26:00.800 --> 26:02.320 Can you send him a photo? 26:02.399 --> 26:03.800 -Well, no. -But why not? 26:03.880 --> 26:05.640 I don't want my scrotum doing the rounds. 26:05.720 --> 26:07.919 I was gonna send him a DM. I'm just trying to help you. 26:08.000 --> 26:11.199 Honey, you can post whatever you want, but leave me out of it. 26:11.280 --> 26:12.159 Okay. 26:13.320 --> 26:14.679 What should I tell the Reiki lady? 26:14.760 --> 26:17.480 Come on. [scoffs] 26:19.560 --> 26:21.840 [chattering] 26:21.919 --> 26:23.800 So I won't discuss my divorce. [laughs] 26:23.880 --> 26:26.840 That's a typical misstep that guys do on the first date, huh? 26:27.360 --> 26:29.760 But, uh, you gotta think positively. 26:29.840 --> 26:31.679 I guess my marriage wasn't a big failure. 26:31.760 --> 26:35.480 Not really, because we've got this wonderful kid we're co-parenting, 26:35.560 --> 26:37.880 and you know, my ex, we do get along, really. 26:37.960 --> 26:39.720 She has… still has… the keys to my place. 26:39.800 --> 26:42.760 How good is this Ribeira wine? Another bottle? 26:42.840 --> 26:46.399 Hmm. For me, no. I'm still completely intoxicated with those Ibizan herbs. 26:46.480 --> 26:48.760 No, come on, man. I've still got this meal to eat. 26:48.840 --> 26:49.679 Hey, waiter! 26:52.199 --> 26:54.080 [inhales] Anyway, in the end, 26:54.159 --> 26:56.399 the universe does favor the bravest ones, right? 26:56.480 --> 27:00.240 So I gotta take control of my life, and here I am, having dinner with you. 27:01.480 --> 27:04.439 -[grunting] -[moaning] 27:04.520 --> 27:06.399 -[gasps] Uh. -You're a great guy. 27:06.480 --> 27:09.399 -You talk too much, but you're great. -Yeah, I like you too, Nagore. 27:10.640 --> 27:11.560 All right! 27:12.080 --> 27:14.040 Can I have a to-go box for my dog at home? 27:18.960 --> 27:21.480 Hey, honey, home sweet home, ba-- 27:21.560 --> 27:24.560 Holy shit, what a way to welcome me back. 27:24.640 --> 27:27.480 -You look spectacular. -No, I'm about to leave. 27:28.000 --> 27:30.399 -What do you mean, leave? -Yes, got a date now. 27:30.480 --> 27:31.760 With who? 27:32.280 --> 27:33.640 -Raúl, with a friend. -Now? 27:33.720 --> 27:35.080 This isn't gonna work. 27:35.159 --> 27:39.439 Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry. I also have a date with a girl. Huh? 27:39.520 --> 27:41.480 It's just that since tonight's my first night back, 27:41.560 --> 27:43.080 I thought we'd be here celebrating 27:43.159 --> 27:45.240 this act of bravery and trust in each other. 27:46.880 --> 27:49.679 You enjoy, my love. See you tomorrow. 27:50.159 --> 27:51.320 Oh, you're staying over? 27:52.040 --> 27:54.000 -I don't know. -[Raúl] And the advanced notice? 27:54.080 --> 27:57.679 No, we decided not to. There are chicken fillets in the fridge. 28:02.360 --> 28:03.240 [door opens] 28:03.320 --> 28:06.000 -I really should've insisted on that. -[door closes] 28:06.080 --> 28:07.520 I don't know about this, okay, Álex? 28:07.600 --> 28:10.720 -I do not like this Nagore lady. -[Álex] So why are you at her place? 28:10.800 --> 28:13.399 Well, I'm accompanying her. She's so drunk, and come on. 28:13.480 --> 28:17.520 What if she stumbled into some criminal or ran into the gasman rapist, hmm? 28:17.600 --> 28:18.640 Who's that? 28:19.159 --> 28:20.760 -Wait-- -Got some gin for you. 28:20.840 --> 28:23.240 -[both laugh] -My uncle makes it out in the country. 28:23.320 --> 28:26.199 -I'll see you soon, okay? Bye. -Who were you talking to? 28:26.280 --> 28:27.720 -Hmm? -Are you married, asshole? 28:27.800 --> 28:30.720 No. No, no, no. To… to my daughter. She's feeling bad. 28:30.800 --> 28:32.280 Okay? So I think it's best if I go. 28:32.360 --> 28:34.679 But you didn't say anything about having a daughter. 28:34.760 --> 28:37.840 Uh, no, I told you. I said this at dinner, Nagore. 28:37.919 --> 28:40.040 -[chuckles] -That's right. Now I remember. 28:40.120 --> 28:41.760 Well, let's drink to our new relationship. 28:41.840 --> 28:44.199 -Hmm? -Hmm. [sighs] 28:46.320 --> 28:48.800 [both groan] 28:49.480 --> 28:50.600 [gulps] Come here. 28:50.679 --> 28:52.320 -[moans] -[sighs] 28:52.840 --> 28:54.520 -[Nagore] Mmm! -[gasps] 28:55.280 --> 28:56.840 -[Nagore moans] -[exclaims] 28:57.679 --> 28:59.639 -[sighs] -What's the matter? 28:59.720 --> 29:01.240 [slurring] You're still very soft. 29:01.320 --> 29:03.879 Yes, like I said, I'm a bit worried about my daughter, 29:03.959 --> 29:06.399 and it'd be better if we waited till we both felt fresh. 29:06.480 --> 29:09.360 -Is it 'cause you don't like me? -No, no, it's not that. 29:09.439 --> 29:11.280 What the hell is wrong with me? 29:11.360 --> 29:14.679 -Another guy rejects me. -Hmm? No, no, no, no, listen, uh… 29:14.760 --> 29:17.120 Hmm, let's go to the kitchen, have a coffee? 29:17.199 --> 29:18.199 -A tea? -No, no, no. 29:18.280 --> 29:19.959 -Uh… -Coffee, no. 29:20.480 --> 29:22.080 -I'm gonna pee. -Hmm, okay. 29:22.159 --> 29:24.000 No, don't go, wait. Just wait here with me. 29:24.080 --> 29:25.639 Just keep me company here. 29:25.720 --> 29:28.040 -What? -You stay here with me. 29:28.639 --> 29:29.840 Here, give me your hand. 29:29.919 --> 29:31.639 -No. No, no. -Give me your hand. 29:31.720 --> 29:33.720 [urinating] 29:38.040 --> 29:39.720 I'm calling my ex. 29:40.520 --> 29:42.199 -Uh, now? -Yeah. [sniffles] 29:42.280 --> 29:44.280 I'll call him from your phone. I don't have a signal. 29:44.360 --> 29:46.280 No, don't. What are you gonna tell him this late? 29:46.360 --> 29:48.520 Something that's super important. [sniffles] 29:48.600 --> 29:50.439 -[both exhale] -[Santi clears throat] 29:52.399 --> 29:53.560 Aitor. 29:53.639 --> 29:55.280 -Aitor, it's me. Don't hang up. -[groans] 29:55.360 --> 29:56.199 Please, listen. 29:56.280 --> 29:58.199 -I'll be out there, okay? -No, don't. 29:58.280 --> 30:00.040 Aitor, did you ever love me at all? 30:00.760 --> 30:04.240 Respond to the question I asked you, Aitor. Did you ever love me at all? 30:04.320 --> 30:05.520 Of course he did, okay? 30:05.600 --> 30:08.159 -Of course he did. Shh! -Aitor. Aitor, Ai… 30:08.240 --> 30:10.240 -[panting] -[exhales] 30:11.360 --> 30:14.520 He hung up the phone. He hung up the… 30:14.600 --> 30:15.639 [whimpers] 30:16.159 --> 30:17.560 He's seeing a new woman. 30:18.080 --> 30:20.199 -No. Shh. -Yes, he's with someone. 30:20.280 --> 30:22.879 -No, no, no. Shh, hey, shh! -Oh, oh, God. 30:22.959 --> 30:24.480 -Okay, listen to me, huh? -[sobbing] 30:24.560 --> 30:25.840 Hey, I'll take you to bed, okay? 30:25.919 --> 30:28.240 I don't really wanna have sex right now. 30:28.320 --> 30:30.080 -[sighs] No, me neither. -[exhales] 30:30.679 --> 30:34.919 Look, the hardest thing's starting over, huh? [groans] 30:35.000 --> 30:37.360 -[moaning] -[Santi] It's been a pleasure, huh? 30:37.439 --> 30:39.879 -Oh, my God. -You get some rest now. 30:39.959 --> 30:42.280 I, uh, Sebas, Sebas, Sebas. 30:42.360 --> 30:44.919 -[grunts] Can you do me a favor? -[clears throat] 30:58.639 --> 31:00.800 Let's see. Can you move a bit closer? 31:00.879 --> 31:02.600 -Like… -No, a bit more. 31:02.679 --> 31:05.919 -Uh, hmm, uh, turn a bit. -[exhales] 31:07.040 --> 31:07.919 Crouch down. 31:08.000 --> 31:10.720 -Crouch down. I can't quite see. -Wait. Let's see if I can-- 31:10.800 --> 31:14.080 There. I can see better there. Yes, that's it. 31:14.159 --> 31:15.280 [clears throat] 31:15.360 --> 31:20.320 And, uh, well, how come… how come you follow Daniela? 31:20.840 --> 31:23.520 Oh, my boyfriend and I, we love her yoga videos. 31:23.600 --> 31:25.280 [chuckles] Oh. How great. 31:25.360 --> 31:26.399 You got a flashlight 31:26.480 --> 31:29.399 to light your scrotum from behind, so I can see it in the light? 31:29.480 --> 31:32.800 Well, no, no. I don't have a flashlight right now, no. 31:32.879 --> 31:34.520 Okay, that's fine. You've got a hydrocele. 31:34.600 --> 31:35.679 Do you horseback ride? 31:35.760 --> 31:37.280 -[Patri] Oh, sorry. -Knock on the door! 31:37.360 --> 31:38.800 But my hands are full. 31:39.560 --> 31:41.720 -[huffs] Where you going, woman? -[Daniela] Darling. 31:42.320 --> 31:44.679 -Your parents are downstairs. -My parents? 31:44.760 --> 31:45.639 [Daniela] Mm-hmm. 31:45.720 --> 31:47.760 Well, this is just wonderful, hon. 31:47.840 --> 31:50.439 You finally have a beautiful house you deserve. 31:50.520 --> 31:51.719 You got an alarm here? 31:51.800 --> 31:55.480 Because the way Spain's going, in a few years, we'll all need bodyguards. 31:55.560 --> 31:57.800 Come on, we have 24-hour security, Dad. 31:57.879 --> 31:59.639 -[mother] See? -Those guards will turn on you. 31:59.719 --> 32:01.959 The bastards are in cahoots with the mafia. 32:02.040 --> 32:04.399 -[chuckles] The mafia. -[father] Must cost a lot to warm this. 32:04.480 --> 32:06.240 -[laughs] -[Pedro] It's aerothermal heating. 32:06.320 --> 32:09.120 -Aerothermal. -Show me the kitchen now. 32:09.199 --> 32:12.800 -And you, go see the garage. -Why would I go to the garage? 32:12.879 --> 32:15.320 Well, then go sit in the garden. It's nice out. 32:15.399 --> 32:17.199 -Put your hat on. -What's to see in the garden? 32:17.280 --> 32:20.120 She's obsessed with my hat, this woman, fixated on my damn hat! 32:20.199 --> 32:21.719 Oh, how beautiful! 32:21.800 --> 32:25.399 [gasps] Oh, it's got an island as well. 32:25.480 --> 32:28.639 -I'm overjoyed, but a bit sad too. -Hmm. 32:28.719 --> 32:30.280 -Uh, but why? -For your brother. 32:30.360 --> 32:31.800 If you could find him some work. 32:31.879 --> 32:33.679 Whatever. It could really be anything at all. 32:33.760 --> 32:37.320 [clicks tongue, sighs] Well, now isn't the best time to be pulling strings, Mom. 32:37.399 --> 32:40.719 -Would you like a drink now? -No, I wanted to ask you a favor. 32:40.800 --> 32:43.679 [chuckles] Because you're… you're probably wondering 32:43.760 --> 32:46.360 why have my parents come to see me all of a sudden? 32:46.439 --> 32:49.159 -[chuckles] To come see the house. -That too, but no. 32:49.240 --> 32:53.280 Listen. Hmm, we've been thinking we want to stay out in Estepona, to live there. 32:53.360 --> 32:55.040 Of course. Don't know why you're still here. 32:55.120 --> 32:59.439 And… and your dad's always had this dream of… of owning a sailboat. 33:00.040 --> 33:01.360 -Not a Harley? -No, the Harley. 33:01.439 --> 33:03.080 I finally got him to get over that. 33:03.159 --> 33:06.600 The sailboat, the sailboat. He's crazy about the sailboat. 33:06.679 --> 33:09.120 And look here at what we've just found. 33:09.959 --> 33:11.800 It's secondhand, my love. Look here. 33:11.879 --> 33:14.040 Measures 12 meters long. 33:14.120 --> 33:16.639 It's a 2015 model. It's 85,000 euros. 33:17.240 --> 33:20.719 -You have that much saved up? -Hmm. No, we don't, but you do. 33:20.800 --> 33:25.879 Uh, Mama, while the boat sounds great and all, 33:25.959 --> 33:28.120 you know, you'll only use the thing twice a year, 33:28.199 --> 33:29.840 and the living quarters onboard… [shudders] 33:29.919 --> 33:32.959 No, no, no. It's so he can go out fishing. 33:33.040 --> 33:37.040 I can't stand him. I just can't. He's become unbearable. 33:37.120 --> 33:41.240 What sadistic son of a bitch came up with the concept of retirement? 33:41.320 --> 33:43.159 But, Ma, Dad's always been that way. 33:43.240 --> 33:45.879 No, no, no, no, he's getting very old. 33:45.959 --> 33:48.120 And you don't have to live with him. 33:48.199 --> 33:50.719 He's already lost three of his hearing aids. 33:50.800 --> 33:54.439 Mariví recovered two of them in the filter of our Dyson. 33:54.520 --> 33:57.560 And the other, who on earth knows? We probably sat on it. 33:57.639 --> 34:02.199 And they're 2,000 euros, each of them. You do the math. 34:02.280 --> 34:04.760 Yeah, yeah. I'll cover that for you. 34:05.280 --> 34:09.799 But you know, 85,000 euros, Mama, that's a lot of hearing aids. 34:09.880 --> 34:12.440 I know. You've been doing so well. 34:12.960 --> 34:15.440 Can't put a price on the happiness of your mother. 34:15.520 --> 34:19.120 I've been watching for a while, and the security guard hasn't passed by. 34:19.719 --> 34:21.719 Just… [groans] 34:27.360 --> 34:30.480 Yeah, she changed her mind. She loves me, can't live without me. 34:30.560 --> 34:31.960 Knew it all along. 34:32.040 --> 34:34.280 Esther has also been more affectionate since we got back. 34:34.360 --> 34:35.679 Going on vacation works miracles. 34:35.760 --> 34:38.040 Hey, uh, and what about your thing, dude? 34:38.120 --> 34:39.839 Nothing, false alarm. It was a hydrocele. 34:39.920 --> 34:40.760 A what? 34:40.839 --> 34:42.760 Sounds like a mythical beast with multiple heads. 34:42.839 --> 34:45.239 -An accumulation of liquid in the scrotum. -That's what I said. 34:45.319 --> 34:47.319 No, it's simply your body's natural reaction 34:47.400 --> 34:50.400 to society's continuous attack on your masculinity, hmm? 34:50.480 --> 34:52.360 You attack the balls, and they get inflamed. 34:52.440 --> 34:53.839 And why are you looking at me? 34:53.920 --> 34:56.600 Because you're a sellout. You're on the other team now. Infiltrator. 34:56.679 --> 34:58.440 He's the infiltrator. He injects testosterone. 34:58.520 --> 35:00.960 No, come on, you can't attack someone for opening up. 35:01.040 --> 35:02.880 It's, like, a very courageous thing to do. 35:02.960 --> 35:04.760 No, courage is keeping your goddamn mouth shut, 35:04.839 --> 35:07.600 not involving your friends. We fucked up on that trip to Ibiza. 35:07.680 --> 35:09.160 And you're a dirty chauvinist. 35:09.240 --> 35:12.200 You're a prick who thinks you're modern because your kid put you on Tinder. 35:12.280 --> 35:15.640 It's just that the best way to score is by going to bars, not on social networks. 35:15.720 --> 35:17.319 And you're neo-archaic. 35:17.400 --> 35:18.640 -What's that? -[Raúl] Nothing. 35:18.720 --> 35:20.880 He learned four new words he's trying to show off. 35:20.960 --> 35:23.480 Well, I think we were happier when we just shot the shit. 35:23.560 --> 35:25.680 Women are the ones who like talking about their misery. 35:25.760 --> 35:27.920 You know who we need in our group? 35:28.760 --> 35:30.480 -A gay guy. -Right. 35:46.880 --> 35:49.240 [classical music playing] r group?