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[theme music playing]

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-[Santi] So?
-No.

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What do you mean, a gay friend?

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What we need is a more sensitive guy.
Someone with a different point of view.

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If we had a gay guy in our group,
we'd pick up some of their good traits.

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-Or their bad ones.
-Evolve, would ya, huh?

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Bromosexuality is really all the rage now.

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Do what?

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The friendship
between someone gay and a hetero.

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa. You did your homework.
-[chuckles]

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And you're not gay, are you?

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Why would I be gay?

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We did wonder a few times, hmm?

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Seriously? You talk behind my back?

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-We do that to everyone. Relax.
-Hey, that's what chicks do. See?

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We don't need gay friends.

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But why would you all think I'm gay?

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Fine then, I'll go.
You don't screw your wife anymore.

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I do screw her!

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But just because I don't spend
all day thinking about it doesn't--

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Yeah, but you often wear
kinda weird dress shirts.

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Me? But what's he wearing?

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These aren't weird. High-class.

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And you never make crude comments.
You never talk about ass or tits.

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Because I think it's disrespectful.
Women aren't just pieces of meat.

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And how do you think women talk?
You ever heard them talking about us?

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When Esther gets with her sister,

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they talk about how we're all idiots,
not that I'm gay.

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[Santi] Okay, okay, fine.

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So still gotta go out and find one.

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Ah, this again.

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[door opens, closes]

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[Luz] Good morning.

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[Raúl] Good morning. Mmm!

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-[smacks lips]
-I love the smell of that coffee.

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How was it last night?

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-Good. Very good. And you?
-Mm.

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Mmm. It was so great.

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But I… I just got home now.

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[chuckles] But look,
I haven't even changed yet.

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Oh, yeah? Go on, go on.

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-[gasps] You sure?
-Yeah, yeah.

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-[Raúl] Hmm.
-[blows]

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I went to this cool club
that my buddy recommended.

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There were tons of gorgeous chicks,

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and I ordered a… a drink at the bar.

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And all of a sudden,
I saw this super hot girl,

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and she started,
like, giving me the eye. Totally.

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So this girl, her name was Miriam.

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Uh, she came up to me,
and we started making out.

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Just like that, no intro.

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[Luz] You're serious?

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-How naughty. Did she turn you on?
-So much, yeah.

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-Oh, wow.
-And she had these enormous tits, yeah.

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-Mmm.
-And great ass too. [chuckles]

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-And dark complexion. Man, she was sexy.
-[gasps]

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-Yes. Yes!
-[moans]

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What did you do to her?

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I sucked on her tits
'cause they were right there.

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-Mmm!
-At the bar?

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No, no, we went to the bathroom.

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-Oh. [moans]
-Yeah, we were so turned on. [moans]

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And what'd she do?

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-Enjoy it. What else would we do? Mmm!
-[panting]

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And then?

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Tsk. Hey, go on. Don't stop now.

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-Uh, uh, uh… I put it in. [chuckles]
-[panting]

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-Why wait longer?
-Oh, yeah? So quick though.

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Uh, no. [chuckles]

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-Before that I went down on her a little.
-Wow.

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[grunts] She had a little strip
of pubic hair down there.

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-[Luz] Mmm!
-All soft.

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-[both moan]
-[Raúl] And light blonde. Mmm!

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Light blonde hair?
I thought she was darker.

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Uh, well, I thought she was dark-skinned
because of the lighting,

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but she was just tan from skiing.

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-Raúl, you're not making this up, are you?
-No, no, no, no.

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What was her name again?

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-María.
-Miriam.

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M… Miriam María.

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She was Dominican, and they all have
two first names, you know.

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No, it doesn't work like that.

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Stop making up sleazy stories.
They don't turn me on at all.

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-But I didn't screw anyone.
-This isn't what we both agreed to.

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Hey, wait a minute. You're pissed
because I didn't sleep with anyone?

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Because you lied.

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Which is exactly
what we're trying to avoid. Damn it!

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I'm not in the mood now, just so you know.

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I don't get it.

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[Daniela] Don't let the mirror
decide your age. You decide.

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And for a super affordable price

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with the Sensi Soft Skin Care range
of products.

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It has everything I need
to keep my skin hydrated,

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firm, and supple.

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EMPLOYMENT OFFICE

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[door chimes]

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Good morning.
I'm here to file unemployment.

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Which benefits do you want?
Unemployment benefits? Contributory?

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Uh, I don't know.
Just what you get when you…

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[clerk] Have you contributed
160 days or more in the last six years?

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Yes, yes, of course, yes.

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-So then, contributory.
-Oh.

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Got your documentation?

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Your ID, family records,
printed application form,

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and business certificate.

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Yeah, I think it's all here.

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Unemployment card?

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What?

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[clerk] Your registration as a jobseeker.

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But you… won't I get that from you?

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No, no, no. You have to apply
through your regional government.

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-Why don't they tell us?
-Why didn't you inform us?

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You could make this easier for people.
No one comes here because they want to.

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Look, without an unemployment card,
I can't register your benefits now.

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[Pedro sighs]

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Listen, I got fired
after 12 productive years

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as a senior executive
in a leading business

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in the audiovisual sector.

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It's been rough, okay?

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It's been really rough.

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-You wanna hear my life story?
-No, of course not. What do you know?

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You civil servants
don't have that problem.

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You just sit here on your fat lazy asses
and suck the government's tits dry.

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-Excuse me.
-[cell phone ringing]

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What did you just say?
He just called me a fat-ass!

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-Yes, honey?
-[Daniela] Where are you?

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Running some errands. And you?

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Leaving the salon. Don't forget you've got
your hydrocele appointment at one, okay?

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I was thinking about whether it's
really even worth getting operated on.

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Come on,
you really have to get this fixed.

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It doesn't really bother me though.

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Rubén said it only takes a few seconds
and it doesn't hurt at all.

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-Go on. There, there, there. That's it.
-[exhales]

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[gasps]

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That son of a bitch.
Yeah, right, "it doesn't hurt at all."

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Okay, let's get you
to the sofa, honey, okay?

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Sir, what happened to you?

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-They operated on his scrotum.
-Oh, Mary Mother of God!

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Daniela, please, no need
to share the details with her. [inhales]

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-Good, right there.
-[groans] I'm fine. I really am.

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[groans]

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Patri, you take care of him.
I've gotta go.

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Where are you going?

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To a store opening with Cynthia.

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We just have to post a few stories
to get all these free clothes.

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Okay, then. Have fun, enjoy.

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-I'll tell you later.
-[Pedro chuckles, groans]

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[indistinct chatter on TV]

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-[Santi sighs]
-[cell phone beeps]

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Wow, I LOLed at that stupid chick
seeing her boyfriend with the other girl.

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Go check out her TikTok.

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Sweetie, there are some excellent
documentaries on channel two.

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Why do you watch this garbage?

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What's channel two?

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Whatever.

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-Dad, just one thing.
-No, let me get some rest, please.

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Really, I need a break from Tinder.
I'm so worn out. I swear.

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Just wanted to borrow money.

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But okay, relax.
I'll go reschedule your date with Tamara.

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Tamara?

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[Álex] Yes, or with Julia
or Noelia or Mari Jose.

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Today you got three matches.
Thursdays… [kisses]

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-Awesome.
-[sighs] I don't know, honey.

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It's just… it's all just so impersonal,
don't you think?

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And too easy, you know?

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Well, you're the first guy I know
for whom easiness was a problem.

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It's like buying pre-shelled pistachios.
It's like, there's no point, you know?

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Warning. Objectifying remark.

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-Hmm?
-[scoffs] What happened to conquest, huh?

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And to… to seduction, what about that?

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-[scoffs]
-[chuckles]

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When have you ever seduced anyone?

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Santiago, go and live a little.
This is your time right now.

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When do you plan
on going back to your mother's?

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I don't know if it's a midlife crisis,
the Covid vaccine,

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the 5G, or global warming,
but I'm not doing great, girl.

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I feel bad. Very bad.

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I regret it. I do.

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-But I'd fuck him now if I could. [laughs]
-[laughs] Well, then you don't regret it.

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Yes, one side of my brain, yeah.

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The other is like, "Call Guillermo.
Guillermo this, Guillermo that."

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Oh, it's amazing how a good fuck

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really changes
the way you feel about a guy, right?

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I can't live like this, girl.

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-Because his dick's in my head now.
-[laughs]

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My marriage is dead. This is the proof.

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I have to end it with Luis.

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What? Because of one fuck?

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But I don't do this kind of thing.

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My most daring thing
is battling cellulitis.

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Don't be so dramatic.

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And most importantly, don't be stupid.
You have a family.

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Don't decide now.
The dopamine's coursing through you.

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I need a real drink, not this melted ice.

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And look, these accidents
revitalize sex with your partner.

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Still not fucking?

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Married for 12 years, two children,
two mother-in-laws, and one mortgage?

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Come on, it would be a miracle.

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It takes guts to cheat on someone.

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If you can handle it, then perfect.
You've already got a lover.

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And, hey, it can be good
to switch up your routine.

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But if the guilt is gonna eat you up
and make you miserable,

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well, then forget it.

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It is eating me up.

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But you've stopped going to the gym,
didn't you?

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And I just renewed my gym card.
Shame to waste it.

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You got your money's worth, huh?

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[both laugh]

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-Not going out?
-Me?

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Two days in a row?

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[clicks tongue] No way, man.
No, I feel like staying here and chilling.

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-Well, I'll stay in with you.
-Hey, no. Hey, no, you go out, my love.

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Think I'd leave you alone?

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-But don't you have a date?
-Yeah, but I'll call and cancel now.

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-No way, no way. You go out and have fun.
-Mmm.

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Go on.

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Okay, okay. Mm.

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Then tell me about it.

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Obsessed with me telling her, my God.

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[door opens]

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Don't want any complaints, okay?

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How many teenagers
make dinner for their father?

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-[doorbell buzzes]
-[groans] Hey, honey.

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-We can't keep eating like this.
-You can't, no. But I don't get fat.

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[Santi groans]

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-What's up, dude?
-Hey.

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Hey, you look bored. Let's go to the bar.

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Oh, now? No. I'm eating with my daughter,

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who has very lovingly cooked us
a frozen pizza tonight. [chuckles]

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Okay. Well, let's have a bite first
and then go out.

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You're serious? I canceled Tamara,
and you go out with him?

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Who's Tamara?

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Oh, no, no.
I don't wanna go out, man, really.

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Okay, then. Movie time. What's on now?

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No. No fucking way.
Go on, get out. See you later. Let's go.

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-I won't be back late, okay? C'mon.
-[Álex] Mm-hmm.

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Don't negotiate. It's your house, man.

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-[indistinct chatter on TV]
-Oh, well.

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[woman] But come on,
look at this one. It's awesome.

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-My psychologist says the same thing.
-[laughing]

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-Salud! Toodles. Mwah!
-[laughing]

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[rings]

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Hey, what's up, dude?

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Hey, what's up? Wanna get a drink?
Santi begged me to go out.

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-What are you saying?
-I'll pass. I'm settled in for the night.

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-[Raúl] Don't say we didn't invite you.
-Are we on the courts in the morning?

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This guy says eight
'cause he has to put in some laundry.

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Luis prefers seven, or Esther will yell
at him for not making dinner for the kids.

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-So you pick.
-Hey, do your laundry on Sunday, dude.

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It's much cheaper.

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All right, seven then. Suck it.

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-Are you able to play?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

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-I'm referring to your balls.
-Go on, have fun, bitches.

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-[Santi] Patriarchal comment!
-Fuck off.

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-[Daniela sighs] Hello.
-[sighs]

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[Daniela] How are you, my love?

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Tell Rubén, "not very painful, my ass."

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It's as if I had a pit bull chomping
on me down there.

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-[Daniela] Ow! Oh. Mm.
-Mm.

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-You been drinking?
-Champagne.

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So I'd fit in.
Take these off me, please. [sighs]

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So, the job wasn't so boring, huh?

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-Well, look. I just met this coach.
-[chuckles]

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Super interesting. What was her name?

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[inhales] Mónica.
Why don't you call her, huh?

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You've got the time.
It'll be good for you.

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-I'm doing fine. I'm reinventing myself.
-Hmm.

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-Do I look bad?
-I'm gonna make something to eat.

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I'm hungry.

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I haven't eaten anything 'cause I didn't
want something stuck between my teeth.

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Would you like me to make you dinner?

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[Daniela] Well, Patri,
I wanna eat something.

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I don't know what though.

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How about…

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Ugh.

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Mortadella with olives, Patri?

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It was two for one.

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But have we ever eaten this here?

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Your husband told me
to take advantage of the deals.

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Mm, yes, okay, but things that are…
doesn't matter. I'll go order something.

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[Patri] Miss.

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If money's an issue,
I don't wanna be a burden.

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No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Money isn't an issue, okay?

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No, you're not going anywhere, my dear.

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-Be the last thing I needed.
-[chuckles]

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Don't you worry. Just relax.

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If I had to,
I'd prostitute myself just to pay you.

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[chuckles] Oh,
that's so incredibly nice of you. Oh!

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Hmm.

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She took the mortadella.

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Hey, were you waiting for someone?

12:08.160 --> 12:11.440
-Well, we're right here. [chuckles]
-So you're not back with Luz?

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And what does flirting
have to do with love?

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Fuck. Check her out.

12:15.240 --> 12:16.360
[Santi] Huh?

12:16.440 --> 12:18.040
-Who?
-[Raúl] The one in red.

12:18.600 --> 12:19.959
Hmm. She's cute.

12:20.040 --> 12:21.480
She's smoking. Go talk to her.

12:21.560 --> 12:23.360
[chuckles] That's ridiculous. No.

12:23.440 --> 12:24.800
-[Raúl] Didn't you notice?
-Huh?

12:24.880 --> 12:26.280
She brushed you in passing.

12:26.360 --> 12:27.959
She was just crossing over to the bar.

12:28.040 --> 12:30.800
Hey, if you like her,
go and talk to her. Go say hi.

12:30.880 --> 12:32.160
No way. Don't wanna bother her.

12:32.240 --> 12:33.880
Bothering her? It's why they're here.

12:33.959 --> 12:35.360
I came to have a drink with you.

12:35.440 --> 12:38.560
And besides, today's my day off
from all those dumb Tinder dates, man, so…

12:38.640 --> 12:41.800
-Look, forget it, I'll go.
-I said no, no, no. Hey, no, Raúl!

12:42.400 --> 12:43.640
[under breath] God damn.

12:43.719 --> 12:46.959
-[muffled dance music playing]
-[crowd chattering, laughing]

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Ulises, put your pajamas on.

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-I'm not telling you again.
-[groans] Take his console.

12:53.199 --> 12:54.440
Only thing that works now.

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Do you love me more
'cause I don't do bad things?

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[Luis] No, we love you both the same.

12:58.400 --> 13:01.440
-But that's not fair.
-Love is very strange, darling.

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-Come on. Here.
-[Luis] Hang on, give me your slippers.

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They're bathed and in bed
by 21:32. [sighs]

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It's later every day.

13:09.440 --> 13:12.079
Let's see
what that idiot posted today. [sighs]

13:12.160 --> 13:15.719
-Why are you so obsessed with Daniela?
-I'm not. I meant it affectionately.

13:15.800 --> 13:18.920
[Daniela] Today I'm going to talk to you
about the new Fresh Excess chewing gum.

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-With fluoride and sugar-free…
-[scoffs]

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-Do you think I look gay?
-What? No.

13:24.880 --> 13:25.920
Hmm.

13:26.000 --> 13:27.839
-Why?
-No, the guys were talking about it.

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And I found it funny.

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-They think I look gay. What about you?
-Trying to tell me something?

13:31.719 --> 13:35.280
What? No, no, it's that damn Raúl.
He just loves messing with everyone.

13:35.360 --> 13:37.640
At first, I'd be shocked,
but not that surprised.

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What do you mean not surprised?

13:41.520 --> 13:44.000
On one hand, my whole entire marriage
would have been a lie,

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but on the other,
it would explain what's wrong with us now.

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-And what's wrong with us now?
-What?

13:52.040 --> 13:53.719
-Are you trying to tell me something?
-No.

13:53.800 --> 13:54.800
No, no. It's you.

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You're asking me
all these weird questions.

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So you'd be relieved if I were gay?

13:59.839 --> 14:01.920
[clicks tongue] Listen,
let's just go to sleep

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'cause this is getting out of hand.

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[light clicks]

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-Esther, I'm not homosexual.
-Okay, okay.

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And I'm ready
to prove it to you right now.

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-[classical music playing]
-[moans]

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Uh, Luis, just… I don't feel like it
right now, to be honest.

14:22.000 --> 14:23.560
[music stops]

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Okay, don't want you to have any doubts.

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Mine or yours?

14:27.479 --> 14:29.079
Hey, if we're gonna continue this way,

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let me know, and I'll stop
injecting testosterone. [sighs]

14:33.160 --> 14:34.839
-What do you mean, testosterone?
-[sighs]

14:34.920 --> 14:37.040
You need to inject stuff
in order to fuck me now?

14:37.120 --> 14:39.040
-No.
-And why didn't you tell me this?

14:39.120 --> 14:41.520
To surprise you, but you won't let me.

14:41.599 --> 14:43.839
Are you paying for it
through insurance or privately?

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Because it must cost a lot.

14:46.520 --> 14:48.680
Seriously?
That's what you're worried about?

14:49.479 --> 14:51.479
[cell phone chimes]

14:53.280 --> 14:55.760
I'D FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW!

14:57.199 --> 14:58.560
[sighs] What?

14:58.640 --> 15:01.719
-[dance music playing]
-[crowd chattering, laughing]

15:05.880 --> 15:07.439
-[Raúl] Dude, what are you doing?
-Huh?

15:07.959 --> 15:10.240
-Hey!
-Santi, meet Eugenia.

15:10.319 --> 15:12.079
-Hi, hello.
-Nice to meet you. Pleasure.

15:12.160 --> 15:14.479
It's just, uh, I…
I was going to the restroom,

15:14.560 --> 15:17.560
but then this great tune came on,
so I stopped and…

15:17.640 --> 15:18.479
-Hey.!
-[Raúl] Sure.

15:19.479 --> 15:20.959
He loves dancing, this guy.

15:21.040 --> 15:23.920
-Wow. The jam, right?
-[Eugenia laughs]

15:24.000 --> 15:25.160
OKAY, HON. ENJOY YOUR NIGHT

15:25.240 --> 15:27.360
-I know. Didn't know where to hide.
-[laughing]

15:27.439 --> 15:29.920
That was the second time,
the third, and then they--

15:30.000 --> 15:32.880
-Wanna head out?
-Yes, I'm gonna see her back to her place.

15:32.959 --> 15:34.560
-I'll drive you.
-No, we'll get a taxi.

15:34.640 --> 15:36.959
-No, no way. I'll drop you off.
-No, you… no…

15:37.640 --> 15:38.640
[grunts]

15:38.719 --> 15:40.160
This is me here.

15:40.240 --> 15:42.640
-Mm-hmm.
-Now you know where I live.

15:42.719 --> 15:44.479
Well, very nice. Great place, huh?

15:44.560 --> 15:47.839
-It's insured against fires, just in case.
-[both laughing]

15:47.920 --> 15:50.040
-Thank you so much for getting me home.
-Come on.

15:50.120 --> 15:52.520
You're such a gentleman.
There aren't many of those.

15:52.599 --> 15:54.760
We're going extinct like the brontosaurus.

15:54.839 --> 15:56.880
[laughs] Uh…

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[inhales]

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[harp music plays]

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-Hey, I'm here.
-[music cuts out]

16:05.760 --> 16:08.240
I left my keys with that snobby valet
from the club next door.

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Uh, okay, have a good night.

16:10.000 --> 16:12.760
-Uh, you get some rest, Eugenia.
-Yeah, yeah.

16:15.680 --> 16:18.760
-Seriously?
-[man] You let her get away, man.

16:19.359 --> 16:22.479
[Santi] No, she didn't get away.
I like to take things slowly.

16:22.560 --> 16:23.880
-Cigarette?
-No, thank you.

16:23.959 --> 16:25.719
Hey, let's go back.

16:25.800 --> 16:29.680
-No, no, I've got work tomorrow, dude.
-What a fucking asshole. What?

16:29.760 --> 16:31.880
Dude, I'm not going home
knowing you scored and not me.

16:31.959 --> 16:35.040
God damn, you're a little obsessed
with this, Raúl.

16:35.120 --> 16:37.199
Would you like it if Luz did this to you?

16:38.000 --> 16:39.599
Go home, man.

16:39.680 --> 16:42.839
Go home to your girlfriend.
You don't know how good you have it.

16:49.560 --> 16:52.560
-Turn or go straight now?
-Yes, yes, right here. Turn right here.

16:53.160 --> 16:54.160
[Gabriel] This way?

16:54.240 --> 16:55.520
[Esther] Yes, turn right.

16:57.760 --> 16:59.280
-[horns honking]
-[tires screeching]

16:59.359 --> 17:00.640
AND THAT ASS ON ALL FOURS

17:00.719 --> 17:03.400
Wait, what's he doing?
Don't know if this is the right way.

17:03.479 --> 17:05.720
-[Esther] Just don't cross the white line.
-[horns honking]

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-[Gabriel] Lot of honking.
-Oh, they honk at you all the time.

17:08.639 --> 17:10.839
-[Gabriel] These cars are coming at me!
-Oh, God! Ah!

17:10.919 --> 17:12.520
-Turn around!
-Turn where? Turn where?

17:12.599 --> 17:14.040
-[screaming]
-[horn honks]

17:14.119 --> 17:16.680
-[tires screech]
-[both panting]

17:21.640 --> 17:24.000
[sighs] Are you all right? What happened?

17:24.079 --> 17:25.280
[exhales] I don't know.

17:25.359 --> 17:28.840
Just I… just looked away
for a second, and this dumbass…

17:28.919 --> 17:31.080
Esther, a driver's ed car
going against traffic…

17:31.159 --> 17:32.919
I can't say we've ever seen that before.

17:33.000 --> 17:35.840
You're the joke of the whole precinct.
This isn't normal.

17:36.440 --> 17:38.240
They've renamed it
the Kamikaze Driving School.

17:38.320 --> 17:39.840
Well, it's not funny, okay?

17:39.919 --> 17:41.680
What's gotten into you?
You seem off recently.

17:41.760 --> 17:43.040
I'm just tired.

17:44.000 --> 17:45.600
[sobs] I need a vacation.

17:46.640 --> 17:48.760
[Luis clicks tongue, sighs]

17:51.240 --> 17:52.800
-You head home, okay?
-[sniffles] Okay.

17:52.880 --> 17:53.960
We'll talk later.

17:55.200 --> 17:56.200
Come on.

17:59.560 --> 18:01.200
[sighs]

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Can you waive the fine for me, Luis?

18:04.040 --> 18:05.120
[groans]

18:14.159 --> 18:15.680
[camera shutter clicking]

18:18.640 --> 18:20.159
What are you wearing?

18:20.240 --> 18:23.560
Hmm? A tiara designed for meditation.
If you can clear your mind,

18:23.640 --> 18:25.560
you hear little birds,
and you earn points.

18:25.640 --> 18:26.800
[both laugh]

18:26.880 --> 18:28.000
[Daniela] Let's see.

18:29.440 --> 18:31.399
You're getting the hang of this,
you little artist.

18:31.480 --> 18:32.800
-Thank you.
-[Daniela laughs]

18:32.880 --> 18:35.120
Is there anything you're not advertising,
my love?

18:35.200 --> 18:36.200
[Daniela] Wanna try it?

18:36.280 --> 18:38.200
It'd do you good to meditate.
You've got time now.

18:38.280 --> 18:40.840
You know, it really depresses me
that in order to find peace,

18:40.919 --> 18:42.679
I have to dull my own brain first.
[shudders]

18:42.760 --> 18:44.320
You got a postcard from your parents.

18:44.399 --> 18:45.520
A postcard?

18:45.600 --> 18:47.200
-From his parents.
-Thank you, Patricia.

18:47.280 --> 18:49.120
-Let me see.
-It's nothing.

18:49.200 --> 18:50.960
They're very bored in Estepona.

18:51.040 --> 18:53.000
-Hey, but let me see it.
-No, it's nothing, really.

18:53.080 --> 18:54.640
-It's just something stupid.
-Oh, Pedro.

18:54.720 --> 18:56.800
[sighs]

18:58.560 --> 19:01.040
DEAR SON, THANK YOU.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR DAD THE HAPPIEST RETIREE

19:04.399 --> 19:06.080
-You bought a boat?
-A little boat.

19:06.159 --> 19:08.720
Uh, it looks bigger on the postcard
because of the angle.

19:08.800 --> 19:10.120
And how much did that cost you?

19:11.840 --> 19:13.040
Eighty-five thousand.

19:15.159 --> 19:16.200
[Daniela sighs]

19:17.520 --> 19:19.320
And 7,500 for the mooring.

19:19.399 --> 19:22.919
[exhales] But why don't you just tell them
you're unemployed, my love?

19:23.000 --> 19:25.080
Because it would kill them.

19:25.159 --> 19:26.520
They'd see my downfall.

19:26.600 --> 19:28.880
Uh, Pedro,
we all go through difficult periods

19:28.960 --> 19:30.280
at some point in our lives.

19:30.360 --> 19:32.159
Not me, no.
For that, they have my brother.

19:32.240 --> 19:35.000
Uh, okay, but, honey,
one thing is not telling them.

19:35.080 --> 19:37.200
Another thing is spending your money
on a boat.

19:37.280 --> 19:38.640
What's more ridiculous than a boat?

19:38.720 --> 19:41.200
-My dad loves fishing.
-Well, then he can fish sitting on a rock.

19:41.280 --> 19:42.560
My God!

19:42.640 --> 19:44.640
And I have to find out like this?

19:44.720 --> 19:46.440
I'm just saying, would've been better,

19:46.520 --> 19:48.640
maybe, I don't know,
if you checked in with me first.

19:48.720 --> 19:52.040
It's my family. It's my money.
I just don't see why I have to tell you.

19:52.120 --> 19:54.600
Well, honey, in case
you start losing your mind a little.

19:54.679 --> 19:58.000
I don't know,
you know, communication. [scoffs]

19:58.080 --> 20:00.600
Now I know why
you're being stingy with the groceries.

20:00.679 --> 20:02.200
Uh, no, that's just Patricia.

20:02.280 --> 20:04.720
I don't know what's gotten into her
with those deals.

20:04.800 --> 20:05.800
I was trying to save.

20:05.880 --> 20:07.840
-Because the gentleman lost his job.
-[Daniela] Oh!

20:07.919 --> 20:09.919
[Pedro groaning]

20:11.399 --> 20:12.600
So you told her?

20:12.679 --> 20:15.480
I had to tell her
because she was gonna leave, gonna quit.

20:15.560 --> 20:17.560
Sure, and since the only hobby you seem

20:17.640 --> 20:19.679
to have is
psychologically abusing the maid, well--

20:19.760 --> 20:22.440
So, I'm the one who needs
to communicate more, and you overdo it.

20:22.520 --> 20:23.720
Okay, fine, Pedro.

20:23.800 --> 20:26.960
At least it's clear the most important
thing is not paying off the mortgage

20:27.040 --> 20:28.600
but keeping up this illusion.

20:28.679 --> 20:30.040
[huffs]

20:30.120 --> 20:32.800
[groans, sighs]

20:33.360 --> 20:36.240
I just think it's weird walking
around looking for a gay guy.

20:36.320 --> 20:38.120
They'll think
we're out here trying to score.

20:38.200 --> 20:40.600
Cut it out with the stereotype
of the promiscuous homosexual.

20:40.679 --> 20:41.919
Come on, Luis.

20:42.000 --> 20:44.679
You know, some of them
are just looking for new friends, huh?

20:44.760 --> 20:46.640
I'm a police officer.
I can't be seen doing this.

20:46.720 --> 20:49.120
What, like there aren't
any gay police officers?

20:49.200 --> 20:50.240
Isn't that Luz?

20:51.520 --> 20:53.200
[Santi] Yeah, she's going with some guy.

20:53.280 --> 20:55.640
-Isn't she back with Raúl?
-Yeah, yeah.

20:55.720 --> 20:57.120
Well, it must be a meeting.

20:58.520 --> 20:59.520
Or not.

21:02.760 --> 21:04.200
How long have they been in there?

21:04.280 --> 21:06.880
-We gotta tell Raúl.
-Best to not get involved in these things.

21:06.960 --> 21:09.320
Well, I would've liked someone
to tell me that.

21:09.399 --> 21:11.440
That Blanca was cheating
on me with our kid's dentist.

21:11.520 --> 21:14.200
We thought about it,
but we voted and chose no.

21:14.280 --> 21:17.560
You knew that?
What kind of friends are you? My God.

21:17.640 --> 21:18.960
Friends who didn't wanna hurt you.

21:19.040 --> 21:21.280
Well, I'm definitely gonna go tell Raúl.

21:21.360 --> 21:24.399
-He's probably someone from work.
-Yeah. So he takes her to a hotel?

21:24.480 --> 21:25.679
To get a coffee.

21:25.760 --> 21:27.960
No, you'd go to a café. It's much cheaper.

21:28.040 --> 21:30.399
And plus, I didn't see her very well.
Maybe it wasn't Luz.

21:30.480 --> 21:32.200
She was standing in the shade.
I wasn't sure.

21:32.280 --> 21:34.520
[inhales] And what
if Esther was cheating on you?

21:34.600 --> 21:37.360
Esther cheating? [chuckles]

21:37.440 --> 21:38.480
No, can't imagine it, no.

21:38.560 --> 21:39.880
Wouldn't you like to know?

21:41.520 --> 21:42.480
Don't think so.

21:42.560 --> 21:45.080
Luis, you can't go through life like this.

21:45.159 --> 21:47.159
Stop injecting testosterone.
It doesn't do anything.

21:47.240 --> 21:48.679
-More coffee?
-Yes.

21:50.960 --> 21:53.080
[Luis] Excuse me, can I get two coffees,
same as before?

21:53.159 --> 21:54.840
Can you remind me your last order, please?

21:54.919 --> 21:57.560
One decaf with brown sugar
and very cold oat milk,

21:57.640 --> 22:01.080
and a double flat white with saccharine
and warm lactose-free milk, please.

22:01.159 --> 22:02.720
So, plain coffee, huh?

22:03.760 --> 22:05.640
Yes, one for me and for my friend there.

22:05.720 --> 22:06.840
You together?

22:06.919 --> 22:09.640
Huh? No, no. Friends, we're just friends.

22:10.159 --> 22:13.360
-Nothing wrong if you were.
-No, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

22:13.439 --> 22:14.640
But I'm just not.

22:14.720 --> 22:16.640
Aww, sorry. My radar was way off.

22:19.040 --> 22:19.960
Are you?

22:20.040 --> 22:22.600
-Very much so.
-Oh, well, you don't look like it.

22:22.679 --> 22:24.960
Uh, I mean, I'm sorry
if I say something inappropriate.

22:25.040 --> 22:27.080
-But it's the first time I've been--
-Hit on by a guy.

22:27.159 --> 22:28.919
And I realized it was happening, sure.

22:29.000 --> 22:30.560
Well, then, you've befriended a gay guy.

22:31.840 --> 22:34.560
-Diego.
-Uh, Luis. Nice to meet you.

22:36.360 --> 22:37.320
Uh…

22:38.000 --> 22:41.280
It's funny though, because you're exactly
what my friend Santi's looking for.

22:41.360 --> 22:43.159
Eh, not my type, no.

22:43.240 --> 22:44.320
No, no, as a friend though.

22:44.399 --> 22:46.520
Someone to hang out with,
to join our group of buddies.

22:46.600 --> 22:48.840
Look, not sure what you're up to,
but I'm down.

22:48.919 --> 22:50.640
I like guys who are heteroflexible.

22:51.600 --> 22:52.679
Of course, of course.

22:54.480 --> 22:56.960
Why don't we exchange numbers?
Gonna bring this to my friend now.

22:57.040 --> 22:58.640
-Okay, I'll wait here.
-Hmm.

22:59.960 --> 23:01.960
-Santi, we found our gay guy.
-Huh?

23:02.040 --> 23:03.040
Diego.

23:03.520 --> 23:04.840
He's discreet and elegant.

23:04.919 --> 23:06.720
Hit on me at the bar. But it was classy.

23:07.320 --> 23:09.520
-That guy there?
-That guy, yeah.

23:09.600 --> 23:12.080
He called me heteroflexible,
but I don't know what that means.

23:12.159 --> 23:13.159
Oh, shit.

23:13.679 --> 23:15.600
-I can ask Álex, okay?
-Mm-hmm.

23:15.679 --> 23:17.439
There they are. They're leaving.

23:18.159 --> 23:21.919
They're leaving, no fucking way. Hmm!
Is that Luz, or is that Luz?

23:22.000 --> 23:24.040
-Yeah, it's Luz. Clearly, it's Luz.
-Yeah.

23:24.120 --> 23:26.000
Two hours drinking coffee.
That's quite a while.

23:26.080 --> 23:28.600
It's because it's hot.
They gotta cool it down first.

23:28.679 --> 23:31.960
[inhales, groans] Fine, you're right.
Yeah, they're doing it.

23:33.200 --> 23:35.720
[gasps] I can't believe it, really.

23:36.720 --> 23:37.720
Fuck.

23:38.240 --> 23:40.640
Holy shit. What is he doing here?

23:43.760 --> 23:46.560
Well, he already found out.
One less problem.

23:46.640 --> 23:48.720
Look, Guillermo, I can't keep doing this.

23:49.320 --> 23:52.080
I have one life,
and I almost lost it today.

23:53.040 --> 23:55.240
Maybe for you,
it's normal to seduce clients.

23:55.320 --> 23:57.360
-This is all too much for me.
-Come on, try running.

23:57.439 --> 23:58.600
[machine beeps]

23:58.679 --> 24:01.880
I don't wanna complicate your life,
nor complicate my own. You understand?

24:01.960 --> 24:04.360
But what's wrong? What, are you in love?

24:04.439 --> 24:07.320
Me? No way. That's not at all what I said.

24:08.480 --> 24:10.919
-And you?
-A little bit, yes.

24:11.000 --> 24:12.560
[classical music playing]

24:12.640 --> 24:16.080
Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes!

24:16.159 --> 24:18.360
Oh! Oh! Oh!

24:19.320 --> 24:20.600
It should be you.

24:20.679 --> 24:22.600
No, no, no, it should be you.
She likes you more.

24:22.679 --> 24:24.840
[scoffs] What? Who told you that?

24:25.880 --> 24:28.240
-No one. But you know, it's clear.
-[door opens]

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Why are you here?

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-Uh, no, uh, we were just passing by.
-Hmm.

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-And how are you doing?
-[exhales]

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-Me? Fine.
-[Luis] Hmm.

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-[Santi] Hmm-hmm.
-[Luis] Hmm.

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I've got a court hearing now.
I'm in a hurry.

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And how are you and Raúl?

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Better than ever. Why?

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[chuckles] Uh, Luz, we just saw you
making out with… with some guy.

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Right outside a hotel.
There in broad daylight.

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Oh. Yes. [chuckles]

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Yes. Yeah, and…?

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What's does she mean?

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Well, and Raúl was following you.
He saw you too.

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What? That guy's such a dumbass!

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You're cheating on him.
It's no surprise he's following you.

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Not cheating on him, no.

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We're actually open now.

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What do you mean you're open now?

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I'm gonna kill him!

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Open relationship? People really do that?

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Who in their right mind sends a postcard
in the 21st century?

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Your parents.

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Uh, dude, Daniela's kind of right.
You really screwed up, you know.

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I don't wanna disappoint my parents.
That so hard to understand?

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You should be sorry about disappointing
Daniela. She's the one you're living with.

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[Raúl] Are the two of you
the biggest morons in the world?

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-Why'd you tell Luz I was following her?
-We confronted her. She got pissed.

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See, you should've also told these guys.

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-[Santi] So you knew?
-I did.

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Why'd you tell him and not us?

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Because he's his best friend,
I told you so, right?

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You're closer to him than us?

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-No, no, I love you guys all the same.
-[chuckles] That's…

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That's a lie. I can't believe this shit.
I honestly can't believe, my God!

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-Is this really happening right now?
-Yeah, the two of you deserve each other.

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-Santi, wait up.
-[Santi] No.

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-[Luis] Wait!
-[Santi] I said no!

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Well, then,
let's warm up, just the two of us.

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-You gonna play like that?
-Yeah, man, I just need to warm up.

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Nah, he's gone.

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Look, we're not playing.

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With all this physical and mental pain,
we're fucked now.

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I can do it. Get over there!

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Hope he gets over soon,
'cause we're meeting up with Diego.

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-Who's Diego?
-Our new gay friend.

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[exhales]

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Daniela?

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-Hey. How are you? Was it hard to play?
-No, I played fine.

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-Hmm.
-So, hey. [sighs]

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I wanna apologize about my parents.
You were right.

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No, no, no, no. Honey, it's no problem.

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I know you adore them,
and giving them a boat was beautiful.

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Suicidal but beautiful.

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It's just they look so old.

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-I'm worried that…
-Um…

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I also have a little gift for you, dear.

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-What is this?
-Open it.

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[Pedro chuckles]

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[Daniela] Use it for whatever.

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I've been living off you
for such a long time,

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and now that I'm earning money
and you're not,

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well, it's a way of making up for it.

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-[Pedro] Yeah, but…
-[chuckles]

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[chuckles] No.

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I don't feel comfortable.

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-Why not?
-I don't know.

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Well, because I don't.

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But it's just like you always said, right?
Because you were earning more, so…

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Yeah, but it's not… [chuckles]

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It's just weird.

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Why weird? I don't get it though.

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Well, I don't know. I'll keep it,
but, well, I'm not gonna use it.

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-I already have mine.
-[scoffs] Do what you want.

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But when you go shopping,
stop buying crappy food, please.

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[inhales]

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-Luis.
-What? Fuck, you scared me.

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Uh… [exhales]

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-Doesn't Ulises have judo?
-Uh, he's getting a ride with Adrián.

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Hey, uh, I really need to talk to you.

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-Come here.
-Uh, no, I'll go first.

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I wanna tell you something very important.

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-Mine is also important, darling.
-Please listen to me for a moment, okay?

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Look, I know we're going
through a rough patch right now.

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-[sighs]
-When we're like this, we lose connection.

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So I'm sorry that I didn't
tell you about the testosterone.

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Well, yeah, I saw how expensive it is.

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-I saw the charges on the credit card.
-Uh-huh.

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You could have
killed yourself driving today.

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But you made a great point.
We're both so worn out.

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[sniffles] It makes me so sad though.

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Well, don't be,
because I've sorted everything out.

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[sighs]

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-[cell phone chimes]
-[Luis] Open that message.

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-[Esther] What is this?
-They're our tickets.

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We're going to Paris,
you and me, for a romantic weekend.

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[chuckling] Look at you.
You're like a zombie.

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[exhales]

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-[dance music playing]
-[mouths]

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[crowd laughing, chattering]

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[Santi and Diego laughing]

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Well, uh, what a cool atmosphere, huh?

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Lovely little atmosphere, eh, grandad?

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The music's kinda weird, huh?

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-Can you tell me why we're here, please?
-And me.

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So you're not all heteroflexible guys
having identity crises?

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Heteroflex… damn it!

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Damn, I forgot to ask my daughter.

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Diego, it's because this smart-ass, uh,

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wants you in the group
to help us develop our sensitivity.

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Hey, so what's "heteroflexible"?

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Sorry for ruining your labeling system,

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but just because you're gay doesn't mean
you're sensitive at all.

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Oh, no?

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I know some gay guys who are
bigger assholes than any hetero.

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[Pedro] Why are we here?

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So, you… you don't consider yourself, uh,

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that way?

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Uh, I mean, you don't
consider yourself a sensitive guy?

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What do you mean by sensitive?

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Don't know. Don't look at me.

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Did you cry
during Bridges of Madison County?

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Me?

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Do you think Meryl Streep would really
date that fat guy dressed as a cowboy,

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when she could have
Clint Eastwood, really?

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That made absolutely no sense, huh?
You're so right. He's good, this guy.

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The four of you are textbook straight men.

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Yes, yeah, absolutely.

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You know what you guys need?

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A quick intro
to the deconstruction of masculinity.

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The hell's that?

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A course, huh?

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No way, man, no.
You can cut it out with that.

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You deconstruct a sandwich.
No one's deconstructing my masculinity.

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-Hey, don't be so closed off, Raúl.
-I am closed off. Fully closed, dude.

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I can't be spending my money
on this bullshit right now.

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So, you're really gonna put a price
on emotional maturity?

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Whoa, dude, I'm gonna punch you.
Jesus, I liked you more when you were sad.

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I don't know.
I'll try it, can't do any harm.

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See that? Huh?

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[chuckles] You're all idiots,
each one of you.

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You thought you were making a gay friend,
and now he's pulled a fast one on you.

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Don't get all paranoid. He's a nice guy.

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You guys keep playing with fire,
you'll be flaming soon enough. Huh?

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I'm going home to fuck my girlfriend,
with my masculinity intact.

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-Well, I doubt that she's home now.
-[Raúl] Go fuck yourselves!

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Diego is right though.
We gotta take that course.

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Whatever.

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[theme music playing]