WEBVTT 00:06.160 --> 00:08.799 A NETFLIX SERIES 00:08.879 --> 00:11.280 [classical music playing] 00:20.520 --> 00:21.599 [Luis sighs] 00:24.080 --> 00:26.840 We have to think about what's best for the kids. 00:26.920 --> 00:28.920 For their mother not to bang another man. 00:29.000 --> 00:30.439 We have to nail things down, Luis. 00:30.520 --> 00:32.280 -Don't be like that. -[grunts] 00:35.360 --> 00:36.199 [exhales] 00:36.800 --> 00:38.440 This can't be happening. 00:42.320 --> 00:46.520 Look, it's best that we talk to Luz. She can arrange everything. 00:46.600 --> 00:47.800 No, fuck that. 00:47.879 --> 00:51.239 Those two are very close. She'll feather her nest, Esther's nest. 00:51.320 --> 00:52.520 Well, it's my nest too. 00:52.599 --> 00:55.520 Luz is a professional, but broads stick together. 00:55.599 --> 00:56.480 They don't like us. 00:57.320 --> 00:58.919 [Luis] No fucking way. She's your friend. 00:59.000 --> 01:01.480 -You're creating problems. -I'm not. It'll work out cheaper. 01:01.559 --> 01:03.680 Do you want us to have two separate lawyers? 01:03.760 --> 01:04.720 That'd be the way to go. 01:04.800 --> 01:06.119 How do you plan to pay? 01:07.280 --> 01:09.759 For the kids, bird nesting is the best option. 01:10.280 --> 01:13.200 Each legal guardian lives in the family home during their custody period, 01:13.280 --> 01:15.600 and then goes some other place when they're off duty. 01:15.680 --> 01:17.759 Yeah, but that other place costs money. 01:17.840 --> 01:19.360 You could go to your parents' house. 01:19.440 --> 01:21.479 And how much alimony would I have to pay? 01:21.560 --> 01:22.960 [Esther] Who asked you for any? 01:23.040 --> 01:24.560 -I'm talking to my lawyer. -[Esther] Oh. 01:24.640 --> 01:27.080 To keep things fair, each parent would meet the children's needs 01:27.160 --> 01:28.440 when they're with them. 01:28.520 --> 01:31.399 We can also make a calculation so that the parent who earns the most 01:31.479 --> 01:32.680 contributes a little bit more. 01:32.759 --> 01:34.960 -[Esther] Him. -Um, both our incomes are the same. 01:35.040 --> 01:38.479 [chuckles] Come on, you receive extra payments. I should be so lucky. 01:38.560 --> 01:41.399 Who put down the deposit on the car? Who paid to redo the kitchen? 01:41.479 --> 01:44.240 Uh, want me to show you how much our monthly grocery receipts are? 01:44.320 --> 01:45.320 -Stop. -Receipts, really? 01:45.399 --> 01:47.720 [Esther] I can give you the sum total I've spent on fish. 01:47.800 --> 01:50.520 -They don't even like fish. -Where else would they get their omega-3? 01:50.600 --> 01:52.040 The sticky buns your mom buys them? 01:52.119 --> 01:54.080 They're made with milk. And there's no palm oil. 01:54.160 --> 01:57.320 Come on, don't get into arguments that will just make things toxic. 01:57.399 --> 02:00.240 Have you thought about how you're going to tell the kids? 02:01.080 --> 02:03.080 [theme music playing] 02:18.320 --> 02:20.640 -But it isn't my birthday. -Open it. 02:22.560 --> 02:24.640 VALID FOR A THREESOME 02:25.239 --> 02:27.760 [sighs] A trio? Like, mariachis? 02:27.840 --> 02:30.040 For sex, my darling. You, me, and a woman. 02:30.120 --> 02:32.640 No, no, I know how it works, but is it necessary? 02:32.720 --> 02:35.880 Dude, any other guy would love the idea, and all you do is raise objections. 02:35.959 --> 02:38.799 They're not objections. You just caught me by surprise. 02:38.880 --> 02:42.200 It's just you're being very modern. 02:42.280 --> 02:44.760 -Doesn't it turn you on? -Yeah, a lot. 02:45.280 --> 02:46.280 It's not that simple. 02:46.360 --> 02:48.920 Sure it is. We just have to pay for an escort. 02:50.120 --> 02:53.360 Oh, I find this really ugly. I think it objectifies women. 02:53.880 --> 02:56.040 Did you say objectify? 02:56.120 --> 02:58.360 -The course changed me. -You're right. 02:58.440 --> 03:01.679 Bad idea. I'll find something better. 03:01.760 --> 03:04.000 And more exciting. All right, my love? 03:05.360 --> 03:07.400 -Mmm! Mmm! -Yeah, of course. 03:07.480 --> 03:11.640 [Daniela] I absolutely adore my Golden Flow Nectar deep hydration oil. 03:11.720 --> 03:14.560 With this fragrance, mmm! Addictive. 03:14.640 --> 03:16.480 You can use it as often as you want, 03:16.560 --> 03:19.640 and it gives you that little touch of shine that, 03:19.720 --> 03:22.000 you know, we all need sometimes. 03:22.080 --> 03:25.880 I always carry some in my purse, My Golden Flow. 03:26.640 --> 03:28.160 Golden… [sighs] 03:28.880 --> 03:31.480 Golden Glow. Damn it! [sighs] 03:33.519 --> 03:35.560 I mean, I absolutely adore 03:35.640 --> 03:39.239 my deep hydration oil, Golden Glow Nectar. 03:39.320 --> 03:41.840 These new bars are called Choco Loco Shock. 03:41.920 --> 03:45.280 And they have 30% less grams of sugar 03:45.799 --> 03:48.880 but the same great taste. 03:50.959 --> 03:51.880 Mmm! 03:53.840 --> 03:56.920 With the new Therapy Gun percussive massager, 03:57.000 --> 04:00.519 I reduce muscle pain and increase my lymphatic drainage. 04:00.600 --> 04:03.119 And where you can't reach… 04:07.440 --> 04:08.720 get your man to help. 04:08.799 --> 04:11.399 -[whirring] -Mmm! 04:12.320 --> 04:14.320 [Pedro exhales] Hmm. 04:14.399 --> 04:17.320 Ow, that really hurts, God damn it. 04:17.399 --> 04:20.399 You need to return these two dresses, and tell Richard to give you three more. 04:20.479 --> 04:22.400 -I have nothing to wear. -I'll take the car then. 04:22.479 --> 04:25.360 No, no, no, no, no, I have to take it to my hair appointment. 04:25.440 --> 04:27.360 The life of a diva is exhausting, let me tell you. 04:27.440 --> 04:29.240 I'm not sure this'll all fit on the motorcycle. 04:29.320 --> 04:31.640 No, not on the motorcycle. They'll get creased. 04:32.440 --> 04:35.360 Patri, order Mr. Pedro a taxi. 04:35.440 --> 04:37.080 [Patri] Okay, right away, ma'am. 04:37.160 --> 04:38.680 [both chuckle] 04:38.760 --> 04:41.479 Really, we don't need the Mini? A pain in my balls. 04:41.560 --> 04:42.880 [Raúl] One woman got you fired, 04:42.960 --> 04:45.160 and now you're a slave to another who's your girlfriend. 04:45.240 --> 04:47.640 Hey, hey, hey. I have a contract. I have social security. 04:47.720 --> 04:48.680 She put me on the books. 04:48.760 --> 04:50.000 What's the job title, huh? 04:50.080 --> 04:52.360 Home Helper or, uh, candy pants and pigtails? 04:52.440 --> 04:54.599 -[Pedro laughs mockingly] -[Raúl] Check this out, please. 04:54.680 --> 04:58.160 [laughs] The male coat stand in all his glory. 04:58.240 --> 05:01.120 Listen, you guys, I'm trapped in her stupid fucking virtual universe. 05:01.200 --> 05:03.640 -Don't like the job, quit. -[Pedro] How am I gonna tell Daniela? 05:03.720 --> 05:05.520 She's so excited about us working together. 05:05.599 --> 05:06.560 Together is a euphemism. 05:06.640 --> 05:09.000 What's this bullshit about having to like our job? 05:09.080 --> 05:10.280 I don't like mine at all, okay? 05:10.360 --> 05:12.360 Mnh-mnh. And I mean, do you like your job? 05:12.440 --> 05:14.560 Well, I wish I could sit around playing with my balls 05:14.640 --> 05:16.240 while my bank account fills. [chuckles] 05:16.320 --> 05:17.760 [Santi] Yeah, right? And you, Luis? 05:17.840 --> 05:20.160 I liked it when people respected police officers. 05:20.240 --> 05:21.400 Now they spit on us. 05:21.479 --> 05:23.560 We all work for the money, period. 05:23.640 --> 05:27.120 Enough with the fantasizing about your dream fucking job. 05:27.200 --> 05:30.960 -All right, then, say hi to your new boss. -Yep, yeah. 05:31.039 --> 05:31.960 This asshole. 05:32.039 --> 05:32.880 Hi. 05:34.640 --> 05:37.080 -I downloaded this app for threesomes. -Huh? 05:37.160 --> 05:38.400 And I chose a few. Wanna see? 05:38.479 --> 05:40.440 What did you say? No, not here, crazy lady. 05:40.520 --> 05:42.320 -Oh. Hello. -Hey-hey. 05:42.400 --> 05:44.080 -Nice to see you. -Hey. 05:44.760 --> 05:47.720 Look at that ass. I mean, she must do a ton of squats. 05:47.800 --> 05:49.080 She's hot. Yeah. 05:49.160 --> 05:51.120 "I really enjoy oral sex and adore being touched." 05:51.200 --> 05:53.240 -Sounds great. -See? [gasps] 05:55.720 --> 05:57.080 What are you doing? 05:57.160 --> 05:58.599 Baby, I'm all horny now. 05:58.680 --> 05:59.919 Right here? 06:00.000 --> 06:01.359 -Yes. -No, no, no, no, no way. 06:01.440 --> 06:03.720 Come on, yes, yes, yes. A quickie, a quickie. 06:03.800 --> 06:05.800 Come on, just a quickie. Come here. 06:06.520 --> 06:08.120 -What's gotten into you? -Mmm! 06:08.200 --> 06:11.440 Sweetie, I don't wanna get rid of these clothes. Please, let's keep them. 06:11.520 --> 06:12.800 Listen, I need more space. 06:12.880 --> 06:15.359 DiCaprio wore that sneaking onto the Titanic. 06:15.440 --> 06:16.400 [Santi] No, no, no. 06:16.479 --> 06:18.240 Come on, not my CD collection. 06:18.320 --> 06:20.280 -No way! -Dad, practice non-attachment. 06:20.359 --> 06:22.880 You cling to things that give you nothing, like with Mom. 06:22.960 --> 06:24.640 There are some real musical treasures here. 06:24.720 --> 06:27.680 Look, look, Back in Black, AC/DC, hmm? 06:27.760 --> 06:29.560 And Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin. 06:29.640 --> 06:30.479 By who? 06:30.560 --> 06:33.160 It's signed by Robert Plant. They toured here in '95. 06:33.240 --> 06:35.359 Okay, so keep that one as a souvenir. 06:35.440 --> 06:37.840 But you're selling the rest. It's all online. 06:37.919 --> 06:38.799 We get more space. 06:38.880 --> 06:43.039 -And you get money for your dates. -Ah, mm, sweetie. Hmm, one thing. 06:44.320 --> 06:47.280 I… wanna delete my Tinder. 06:48.280 --> 06:49.720 Dad, you said ten women. 06:49.799 --> 06:51.960 Yeah, it's just that I like Eugenia. 06:52.039 --> 06:54.080 And call me old-fashioned-- 06:54.160 --> 06:55.080 Old-fashioned. 06:55.160 --> 06:57.080 But I want to focus on her. 06:58.599 --> 07:01.400 So I should say no to Verónica? 07:02.359 --> 07:05.000 Fine, but this is the last one, okay? 07:06.799 --> 07:07.799 [Daniela] Hey. 07:08.440 --> 07:13.039 What is this 400 euro charge to the "Emotional Wellbeing Ltd."? 07:13.120 --> 07:16.080 I didn't control your spending when I gave you a credit card. 07:16.159 --> 07:18.799 Though you were getting radiofrequency therapy three times a month. 07:18.880 --> 07:20.919 You did too control it. What is it? 07:21.440 --> 07:24.159 Hmm? A masseuse that gives happy endings? 07:24.239 --> 07:25.880 -[scoffs] Seriously? -I don't know. 07:25.960 --> 07:28.200 "Emotional Wellbeing Ltd." Hmm? 07:28.799 --> 07:30.599 It's something else. [clears throat] 07:31.320 --> 07:33.760 Tell me or I'll find out on the Internet. 07:38.400 --> 07:42.400 I signed up for a course on the deconstruction of masculinity. 07:43.120 --> 07:44.520 Ah, what for? 07:45.039 --> 07:47.680 Our gay friend Diego recommended it to us. 07:47.760 --> 07:50.280 Wait, since when do you have gay friends? 07:50.359 --> 07:52.120 I always thought you were a little homophobic. 07:52.200 --> 07:53.680 And why's that? 07:53.760 --> 07:55.520 Because of the way you talk, your comments. 07:55.599 --> 07:57.479 Well, that's what I'm fixing. 07:57.560 --> 08:00.799 Listen, how you tell your kids is going to be crucial. 08:00.880 --> 08:04.440 A breakup can have a huge emotional impact on them. 08:04.520 --> 08:07.200 They may feel their home environment is falling apart. 08:07.280 --> 08:08.320 Fuck. 08:09.359 --> 08:13.200 [doctor] And often, they tend to blame themselves for their parents' separation. 08:13.280 --> 08:15.719 But why though, when it's her fault? 08:15.799 --> 08:17.840 [doctor] It's more important that you explain to them 08:17.919 --> 08:20.599 that the love you have for each other and the love you feel for them 08:20.679 --> 08:22.280 are different kinds of love. 08:22.359 --> 08:24.080 And that you'll never stop loving them. 08:24.159 --> 08:26.760 Okay, but they know that we love them to death. 08:26.840 --> 08:29.560 And you promised me you would love me my whole life. 08:30.159 --> 08:31.320 That's a long time. 08:31.400 --> 08:33.919 [doctor] This is what you should avoid when you're with them. 08:34.000 --> 08:36.319 No blame game, no arguments. 08:36.400 --> 08:39.079 They need to see that you still love each other, 08:39.159 --> 08:41.159 but in a different way. Hmm? 08:43.799 --> 08:45.320 Look what you've done, Esther. 08:46.120 --> 08:47.280 Look what you've done. 08:53.160 --> 08:54.280 My loves. 08:54.360 --> 08:57.120 Mom and Dad have a new story that we're going to read together. 08:57.199 --> 08:58.560 -Sound good? -Do you have cancer? 08:58.640 --> 09:00.480 No, sweetie. What makes you say that? 09:00.560 --> 09:02.720 Because Martina's mom read her a new story 09:02.800 --> 09:04.480 because she's going to go bald from cancer. 09:04.560 --> 09:07.640 No, this is a story about a family that loves each other very much. 09:07.720 --> 09:10.120 -That's boring. -Hey, come on, kids, listen up. 09:10.199 --> 09:13.800 "Once upon a time, there was a green chameleon whose name was Simeón." 09:13.880 --> 09:16.720 -Let Dad read it. He makes up voices. -Yeah, yeah, Daddy! 09:17.480 --> 09:18.640 [Esther] Go ahead. 09:18.720 --> 09:20.640 [Luis clears throat] "Once upon a time, 09:20.720 --> 09:23.040 there was a green chameleon whose name was Simeón." 09:23.120 --> 09:25.320 "He lived with his parents in a beautiful tree 09:25.400 --> 09:27.320 where they were always very happy." 09:27.400 --> 09:32.400 "Until one day, Simeón realized that his parents argued all day and all night 09:33.079 --> 09:35.240 and that they weren't as happy as they used to be." 09:35.320 --> 09:36.800 And chameleons eat flies. 09:36.880 --> 09:38.480 -Like this. [slurps] -[Esther] Uh. 09:38.560 --> 09:40.360 -Don't interrupt. -And they're almost extinct. 09:40.440 --> 09:41.440 Okay. 09:42.000 --> 09:45.240 "And one morning, Simeón saw that his parents weren't green anymore." 09:45.320 --> 09:48.400 "They were gray. They had lost the brilliance of their colors." 09:48.480 --> 09:49.959 "Simeón decided to ask them, 09:50.480 --> 09:55.280 'Mama, Daddy, why aren't you all the colors of the rainbow anymore?'" 09:56.440 --> 09:58.839 -Damn, this story's so sad. -Go on. 09:58.920 --> 10:00.040 [Luis] "Then his mom said, 10:00.120 --> 10:03.760 'Let's go and ask Octavia, the wise tortoise.'" 10:03.839 --> 10:05.199 "'She'll know how to help us.'" 10:05.280 --> 10:08.520 She must be the forest, uh, psychologist. 10:08.600 --> 10:10.280 [Iris] She looks like Grandma Marga. 10:10.360 --> 10:12.920 [laughing] 10:13.000 --> 10:13.839 [Esther] Shh! 10:15.120 --> 10:17.760 "As soon as she saw them, the tortoise said, 10:17.839 --> 10:20.760 'There has been a sadness that has entered your hearts.'" 10:20.839 --> 10:23.760 "'It'd be better for you to live separate 10:23.839 --> 10:26.320 so you can regain your happiness again.'" 10:26.400 --> 10:28.160 She's a stupid tortoise. 10:28.240 --> 10:30.520 [Esther] Honey, no. She's very wise. 10:30.600 --> 10:32.680 If they split up, they're gonna be even sadder. 10:32.760 --> 10:35.880 They can paint themselves with colors so they don't look gray. 10:35.959 --> 10:39.800 Hmm. Yeah, but that doesn't fix the sadness they have inside, hmm? 10:39.880 --> 10:42.079 Okay, then they should have a water balloon fight. 10:42.160 --> 10:43.920 -No, because-- -[Iris] Or a pillow fight. 10:44.000 --> 10:46.440 -Kids, come on, we're reading a story. -I don't like it! 10:46.520 --> 10:47.680 [Iris] The tortoise is bad. 10:47.760 --> 10:48.760 Kids, stop it. 10:48.839 --> 10:50.839 -[Iris] Stop. You're gonna get it! -Take that. 10:50.920 --> 10:52.480 [Luis] Here. 10:52.560 --> 10:55.040 -Who the hell wrote this shit? -[Ulises] Take that. 10:55.120 --> 10:57.240 This isn't an NGO. It's a restaurant. 10:57.320 --> 10:59.040 Jesus, it's just for today, dude. I'm broke. 10:59.120 --> 11:00.800 On Tinder, you eat more than you fuck, Raúl. 11:00.880 --> 11:03.040 -Put it on a tab. -I can't. I have a business partner. 11:03.120 --> 11:05.920 -How am I to explain a dinner for two? -I'll do a free appraisal. 11:06.000 --> 11:08.520 -I can't have property in my name. -The case will settle someday. 11:08.600 --> 11:10.560 I'll give you two shots. Nobody else gets that. 11:10.640 --> 11:13.120 -Raúl, please, don't be so cheap. -[Verónica] Hi. 11:13.880 --> 11:14.719 Are you Santi? 11:15.880 --> 11:16.760 [Santi] Uh. 11:20.280 --> 11:21.920 -Uh-huh. -[Verónica chuckles] 11:22.000 --> 11:23.719 Am I what you expected? 11:23.800 --> 11:27.760 Well, to be honest, you're way too beautiful. 11:27.839 --> 11:29.959 Is there something you're not telling me? 11:30.040 --> 11:31.560 I like to go out with regular guys. 11:31.640 --> 11:33.560 Ugly ducklings, right? Desperate. 11:33.640 --> 11:36.040 You're more grateful. For a while. 11:36.120 --> 11:38.959 But then you get all cocky and become just another asshole. 11:39.040 --> 11:40.719 -Hmm, yeah. -For the couple. 11:41.800 --> 11:45.920 Here is the salmorejo toast with red tuna and a delicious monkfish brochette. 11:46.000 --> 11:48.160 How about we wash it down with a little pink champagne? 11:48.240 --> 11:50.680 No, no, no, uh, you're good with the wine, right? 11:50.760 --> 11:52.800 Oh, yes, yes, yes. I'd love some champagne. 11:52.880 --> 11:56.120 Then say no more. I'm on it, huh? [chuckles] 11:56.199 --> 11:57.640 You don't like champagne? 11:57.719 --> 12:02.280 Yes. For once, the ugly duckling has dinner with the beauty, hmm? 12:02.360 --> 12:04.959 Look, I'm not perfect. I have a problem. 12:05.040 --> 12:05.959 Right. 12:07.199 --> 12:09.440 I really love to have sex a lot. 12:09.520 --> 12:11.520 I need partners that are very confident in bed. 12:12.120 --> 12:13.400 -Confident. -Hmm. 12:14.280 --> 12:17.440 Confidence is important in general in life, right? 12:17.520 --> 12:19.760 I think sex is the only thing that makes me feel alive. 12:19.839 --> 12:21.120 [Santi gulps] 12:21.199 --> 12:23.640 -Shall we go back to your place? -Mmm. 12:23.719 --> 12:26.160 -Huh? Yeah? -Yes. Yes. 12:26.240 --> 12:27.680 -Raúl, hold the cham-- -[cork pops] 12:30.480 --> 12:32.400 And you, what do you do, darling? 12:32.480 --> 12:34.839 Me? Uh, well, I was a TV director. 12:34.920 --> 12:36.480 -[woman] Oh! -But I'm reinventing myself. 12:36.560 --> 12:37.920 [Daniela] He's helping me now. 12:38.000 --> 12:40.280 Oh, how cute. You two work together. 12:40.800 --> 12:43.280 Elías and I designed last season's collection together. 12:43.360 --> 12:45.320 And we've hated each other ever since that moment. 12:45.400 --> 12:48.599 -[all laughing] -But in our case, it's temporary. 12:49.280 --> 12:52.360 -Or not. -I can't imagine Asier working for me. 12:52.440 --> 12:54.480 He's too cocky and pigheaded. 12:54.560 --> 12:58.120 Well, you should do a course on the deconstruction of masculinity, Asier. 12:58.199 --> 12:59.480 You'd learn a lot of new things. 12:59.560 --> 13:00.640 I don't think you'll change, 13:00.719 --> 13:02.839 no matter how many PowerPoint slides you're shown. 13:02.920 --> 13:03.760 [laughing] 13:03.839 --> 13:06.120 -Well, I'm happy. [trills] -[woman] Oh, yeah? 13:06.199 --> 13:08.800 There are advantages to being the boyfriend of an influencer. 13:08.880 --> 13:10.839 You get invited to premieres and glamorous parties 13:10.920 --> 13:12.320 where you meet interesting people, 13:12.400 --> 13:14.599 And you don't have very much responsibility, 13:14.680 --> 13:16.680 as long as you don't lose her purse. [laughs] 13:16.760 --> 13:18.719 -You're winning! -He does more than that. 13:18.800 --> 13:22.640 Paris Hilton carries around a chihuahua, and Daniela has me. Look right here. 13:22.719 --> 13:23.599 PLUS ONE 13:23.680 --> 13:26.800 Anything the boss needs, right? I'm ready for it. 13:26.880 --> 13:27.920 I love it. 13:28.000 --> 13:32.240 The joke is it turns out I landed a real winner. [laughs] 13:32.320 --> 13:36.000 -You earn that much from social media? -Yes, I'm the new Kardashian right now. 13:36.079 --> 13:36.959 -No. -[laughing] 13:37.040 --> 13:39.920 I never would have guessed when she was an unemployed air hostess. 13:40.000 --> 13:41.920 [chuckles] I mean, flight attendant, 13:42.000 --> 13:46.079 which is much more inclusive and less sexist, Asier. 13:52.719 --> 13:55.880 I just don't understand why you would act like such a jerk. 13:55.959 --> 13:57.800 Can't you tell it makes me really uncomfortable? 13:57.880 --> 14:00.320 Me? You were the one who humiliated me. 14:00.400 --> 14:02.199 Why, because I said you work with me? 14:02.280 --> 14:04.040 No, no, no, not with you. For you. 14:04.120 --> 14:06.800 Listen, you should ask for my money back, buddy, 14:06.880 --> 14:08.599 'cause that course is not doing shit for you. 14:08.680 --> 14:11.719 Listen, I don't like this whole thing, and I don't like what you're becoming. 14:11.800 --> 14:13.920 Wait, this is getting interesting. What am I becoming? 14:14.000 --> 14:16.640 Absolutely ridiculous and-- and superficial. 14:16.719 --> 14:17.800 Let me remind you 14:17.880 --> 14:20.839 that you weren't exactly a United Nations High Commissioner, okay, Pedro? 14:20.920 --> 14:22.959 You worked in TV. Your place in hell is guaranteed. 14:23.040 --> 14:25.959 All you care about is making a good impression, always smiling, 14:26.040 --> 14:27.479 playing nice with everybody. 14:27.560 --> 14:29.560 That's not who I really am. That's my avatar. 14:29.640 --> 14:32.640 In order to sell things, you have to look beyond perfect. 14:32.719 --> 14:34.400 Do I really have to explain it to you? 14:34.479 --> 14:36.959 Well, I feel ridiculous having to keep up appearances. 14:37.040 --> 14:38.199 It pisses me off! 14:38.280 --> 14:39.880 Well, do you know what's even better? 14:39.959 --> 14:42.199 Besides making lots of money, I'm having a good time. 14:42.280 --> 14:44.959 No, I'm a bad bitch. That's what really pisses you off. 14:45.040 --> 14:45.920 Um, what? 14:46.000 --> 14:49.079 Pedro, you've gotta be a real man if you wanna be with a successful woman, hmm? 14:49.160 --> 14:50.040 [laughs] 14:51.680 --> 14:53.719 All the attention isn't doing you any good. 14:53.800 --> 14:56.120 And you, all the attention you're not getting. 14:57.560 --> 14:59.079 I think this is pathetic. 14:59.160 --> 15:00.319 Natalia wants to see us. 15:00.400 --> 15:02.240 -Hold your belly in, darling. -What? What belly? 15:02.319 --> 15:03.680 [camera shutter clicks] 15:03.760 --> 15:06.439 -Sending. Let's see what she says. -[cell phone whooshes] 15:06.520 --> 15:07.599 [Raúl sighs] 15:09.079 --> 15:10.439 She's gonna say no. 15:10.520 --> 15:12.400 The light is really bad in here. 15:12.479 --> 15:14.599 I hope she not an idiot, 'cause we're hot. 15:14.680 --> 15:16.800 No way. She's writing something! [chuckles, gasps] 15:16.880 --> 15:18.160 TOMORROW I'LL BE IN THE MIDDLE 15:18.240 --> 15:20.040 This is our first one, honey. [chuckles] 15:20.120 --> 15:21.400 So cool, right? 15:21.479 --> 15:23.040 Very cool, very cool. 15:24.079 --> 15:24.920 [exhales] 15:26.280 --> 15:29.240 -Okay, well. -Mmm. Mmm. 15:29.959 --> 15:31.959 Typical divorced guy's apartment. 15:32.040 --> 15:34.520 Uh, maybe a little, yeah. [chuckles] 15:34.599 --> 15:38.160 Would you like a drink? I make good margaritas. I-- oh! 15:38.240 --> 15:40.439 -I-- -Mmm! 15:40.520 --> 15:41.880 -[Santi] Oh! -Ah! 15:41.959 --> 15:44.160 -[groans] Ow! You're-- -[moaning] 15:44.240 --> 15:46.599 -Could go to the bed-- to the bedroom. -[panting, laughing] 15:46.680 --> 15:48.280 -[Santi groaning] -[sighs] Quiet. 15:48.360 --> 15:49.959 -[pop music playing] -[Santi groans] Oh! 15:50.040 --> 15:52.760 -[laughs] -[Verónica] Oh, yes, oh, yes! 15:52.839 --> 15:54.520 Like that. Harder! 15:54.599 --> 15:56.520 -[Santi] Harder? -[Verónica] Like that, more! Oh! 15:56.599 --> 15:57.680 Fuck me, asshole! 15:57.760 --> 15:59.599 [music volume increases] 15:59.680 --> 16:01.560 -[Verónica moaning] More! Aah! -[grunting] 16:01.640 --> 16:03.680 [watch] You appear to be using the elliptical machine. 16:03.760 --> 16:06.040 -Shut up, damn it. -Would you like to record this session? 16:06.120 --> 16:07.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Damn it, fuck! 16:08.000 --> 16:10.359 -[Verónica] Yes! Yes! Ah! -Wait! [grunts] 16:10.439 --> 16:12.359 [Santi groans] 16:15.680 --> 16:17.240 -[Ulises] Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad! -[gasps] 16:17.319 --> 16:19.160 -Do you have a girlfriend? -Ulises. 16:19.240 --> 16:21.719 Huh? No, no, no, no. What makes you say that, honey? 16:21.800 --> 16:24.319 Because Bosco's dad used to sleep on the couch 16:24.400 --> 16:26.160 because he had a blonde girlfriend. 16:26.240 --> 16:28.120 [Esther] It's because Dad was snoring last night. 16:28.199 --> 16:30.959 Come on, get dressed. I have a surprise. 16:31.040 --> 16:32.000 What surprise, huh? 16:32.079 --> 16:34.040 [Esther] How about this, kids? Are you happy? 16:34.120 --> 16:35.439 -Yeah! -Yeah! 16:35.520 --> 16:36.520 That's great. 16:36.599 --> 16:39.280 You know that Mom and Dad both love you very much, right? 16:39.359 --> 16:42.199 And that love is, it's forever and ever. 16:42.280 --> 16:45.280 Don't be scared, Mom. We're not gonna die. Amusement rides are safe. 16:45.359 --> 16:48.359 Your dad and I, uh, we've decided-- oh, my God! Oh, my God! 16:48.439 --> 16:51.920 [screaming] 16:52.000 --> 16:54.760 Oh, God, Luis, please, Luis! What is this? 16:54.839 --> 16:57.280 Luis, stop this, please. [shouts] 16:57.359 --> 17:01.680 Kids, what your father and your mother are trying to say is… 17:03.160 --> 17:05.480 -[man] Whoo-hoo! -Yeah! [gasps] 17:07.040 --> 17:11.040 Uh, kids, what Mom and Dad are trying to say is that we will always be a family. 17:11.119 --> 17:14.200 -A very united family. Whatever happens. -[Ulises] Mm-hmm. 17:14.280 --> 17:19.159 [Luis] You'll see. In a few days, Mommy and Daddy are gonna be-- 17:19.240 --> 17:21.000 -Oh, this makes you dizzy. -[Ulises] Faster! 17:21.079 --> 17:24.040 -[Luis] Not faster. It isn't necessary. -[Esther] Is this actually for kids? 17:24.119 --> 17:25.280 [Iris] This is awesome! 17:25.880 --> 17:29.560 Look, what your mom has been trying to tell you for the last three rides 17:29.640 --> 17:30.960 is that we're not gonna stay… 17:31.560 --> 17:32.800 -I can't do it. -Luis, please. 17:32.880 --> 17:34.680 What's wrong, Mommy? 17:35.200 --> 17:37.680 -You take the heat. It's your fault. -This isn't anyone's fault. 17:37.760 --> 17:38.960 Why are you both so sad? 17:39.040 --> 17:42.560 Because Mom and Dad are gonna split up like Simeón the chameleon's mom and dad. 17:42.640 --> 17:43.600 There, done. 17:44.200 --> 17:46.440 [riders screaming] 18:17.760 --> 18:20.000 -[inhales] -Your room's the same. [sighs] 18:21.280 --> 18:22.760 Except for Grandma. 18:24.159 --> 18:27.040 This way, you can keep her company. She gets bored. 18:27.120 --> 18:29.159 -Chat with her. -Look-- 18:34.240 --> 18:36.280 He really gets on my nerves, 18:36.360 --> 18:38.399 but I feel sorry for him too. It comes and goes. 18:38.480 --> 18:40.560 I mean, right now my life makes no sense. 18:40.640 --> 18:43.320 It's the worst and best moment ever. 18:43.399 --> 18:45.080 Do you think that working with your partner 18:45.159 --> 18:46.560 improves your relationship or not? 18:46.640 --> 18:48.080 No, it definitely makes it worse. 18:48.159 --> 18:51.440 When you don't get on with an employee, you have to dispense of their services. 18:51.520 --> 18:54.960 No, Mónica, no. I'd completely destroy his confidence. 18:55.040 --> 18:57.560 But, Daniela, what are you, a businesswoman or an NGO? 18:58.720 --> 19:00.159 -Ah! -[snaps fingers] 19:02.320 --> 19:04.600 -We're making the most delicious lunch. -[sizzling] 19:04.679 --> 19:07.000 Sautéed cauliflower with chimichurri and chicken breast 19:07.080 --> 19:09.159 with soy sauce, honey, and lemon. 19:09.240 --> 19:10.960 Because the missus is very healthy. 19:11.040 --> 19:14.159 Patricia, please tell me you haven't become an influencer. 19:14.240 --> 19:17.600 The missus followed me and got me a ton of followers. I already have 586. 19:17.679 --> 19:20.600 Congratulations. Don't record here inside the house, okay? 19:20.679 --> 19:22.120 To maintain our privacy. 19:22.200 --> 19:24.480 -She already showed the entire house. -[Pedro] What's next? 19:24.560 --> 19:26.800 Letting the world see how white our underwear is? 19:26.880 --> 19:29.320 Yes, sir. I mean, no, no, sir. Let me delete it. 19:29.399 --> 19:30.480 -One sec. -[Pedro] Please. 19:31.320 --> 19:34.320 -Oh, no, that was on live. Oh! -Hi, Patri. 19:35.000 --> 19:35.880 Shall we eat? 19:35.960 --> 19:38.960 I had a promotion come through, and I have to go to Dr. Casado's clinic 19:39.040 --> 19:41.520 to talk about the wonders of cryolipolysis. 19:41.600 --> 19:43.800 Today? I have my course, honey. 19:43.880 --> 19:45.760 Unless you give me a little more notice. 19:45.840 --> 19:47.360 All good. I'm going with Mónica. 19:47.440 --> 19:48.960 -Who's Mónica? -[Daniela] My coach. 19:49.040 --> 19:49.960 You have a coach? 19:50.040 --> 19:51.880 The woman I met at the store opening. 19:51.960 --> 19:54.720 Well, I could just not go to the course. I'll ask Santi for the notes. 19:54.800 --> 19:56.760 No, no. You go. Deconstruct in peace. 19:58.520 --> 20:00.520 [heavy metal music playing] 20:04.440 --> 20:07.679 Hey, I'd like to sell my CD collection. 20:09.440 --> 20:11.200 Ah, my whole life collecting music. 20:11.280 --> 20:13.399 Meh, it's my passion, but whatever. 20:13.480 --> 20:15.280 -Eighty. -For which one? 20:15.360 --> 20:17.320 -All of them. -What do you mean? 20:17.399 --> 20:19.880 No. Look, these are some real musical treasures, sir. 20:19.960 --> 20:21.040 This one, for example. 20:21.120 --> 20:24.480 The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars by David Bowie. 20:24.560 --> 20:27.640 -I have five more of these right here. -Okay, okay, okay. [chuckles] 20:27.720 --> 20:29.040 Like a Virgin by Madonna, huh? 20:29.120 --> 20:32.040 Special edition with unreleased track. It gets better. 20:32.120 --> 20:34.560 The autograph from one of her bodyguards says "Gregory." Okay? 20:35.280 --> 20:36.440 Eighty euros for the lot. 20:42.600 --> 20:45.960 -Hello, girls. This is Mónica, my coach. -Hi, ladies. 20:46.040 --> 20:48.640 You're the first guy I know who thinks a threesome is a problem. 20:48.720 --> 20:50.000 That's exactly what Luz said. 20:50.080 --> 20:53.240 It could be a problem. For example, condoms, hmm? What do you do? 20:53.320 --> 20:55.320 Wear one with Luz, a fresh one with the other girl? 20:55.399 --> 20:56.960 There's an outbreak of syphilis. 20:57.040 --> 20:58.120 This is bullshit, man. 20:58.200 --> 21:00.040 Our life as a couple used to be so calm. 21:00.120 --> 21:03.000 You mean, like, when you cheated on her while she only slept with you? 21:03.080 --> 21:04.080 What great times, damn it! 21:04.159 --> 21:06.440 Well, imagine if you got a limp dick from stress? 21:06.520 --> 21:09.560 [huffs] Can we just change the subject, please? 21:09.640 --> 21:13.240 And what if the two of them get down to business and just ignore you? 21:13.320 --> 21:15.360 What would you do? Watch, touch yourself? 21:15.440 --> 21:18.240 -I think that's rude, touching yourself. -Oh, go fuck yourself, man! 21:18.320 --> 21:20.080 -Wait. It's about to start. -[Santi shushing] 21:20.159 --> 21:23.240 -[audience applauding] -[rock music playing] 21:28.159 --> 21:30.840 [instructor] Welcome once again to Deconstructing Sexist Pigs. 21:30.919 --> 21:32.679 Today, I need a volunteer, hmm, 21:32.760 --> 21:35.480 a good example of a man with toxic masculinity. 21:35.560 --> 21:36.960 Who can handle some self-criticism? 21:37.040 --> 21:38.159 Any volunteers? 21:40.919 --> 21:43.800 Let's see. Uh, the guy with the cell phone. Hello. 21:43.880 --> 21:46.080 Uh, yes. Excuse me. It was just a work thing. 21:46.159 --> 21:49.040 Yeah, your friend snitched on you. What's your name? 21:49.120 --> 21:52.520 -Pedro. Pedro Aguilar. -Pedro, when was the last time you cried? 21:53.679 --> 21:55.679 -For Spain, when Iniesta scored. -[laughing] 21:55.760 --> 21:58.080 Do you dare come up? I'd like to talk about the male ego. 21:58.159 --> 21:59.000 SELF-CRITICISM 21:59.080 --> 22:00.919 [clears throat] Yeah, sure. 22:01.000 --> 22:02.320 -Asshole. -Have fun. [chuckles] 22:02.399 --> 22:03.960 [instructor] A big round of applause. 22:04.040 --> 22:06.560 -Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it! -You're a star. Come on. 22:09.280 --> 22:10.399 -How are you, Pedro? -Fine. 22:10.480 --> 22:11.320 Relax. 22:12.000 --> 22:14.600 Let's see how you do with stereotypes. What do you do? 22:14.679 --> 22:18.159 I was a director, but I got fired. 22:18.240 --> 22:20.640 They replaced me with a woman because of the purple-washing 22:20.720 --> 22:23.600 they were doing at the company, and well, the glass ceiling fell on me. 22:23.679 --> 22:24.919 -[sighs] -[audience laughs] 22:25.000 --> 22:27.280 Do you-- do you feel bitter towards women? 22:27.360 --> 22:29.679 On the contrary, I now work for my girlfriend. 22:29.760 --> 22:33.200 -Oh, sorry, uh, for my-- my partner. -Good. 22:33.280 --> 22:35.679 She's an influencer. She is Daniela Galván. 22:35.760 --> 22:37.679 You can follow her @lifestylebydaniela. 22:37.760 --> 22:41.439 [instructor] Very good. See? This is a clear example of the new paradigm. 22:41.520 --> 22:43.439 Pedro used to be an alpha male. 22:45.159 --> 22:48.600 He witnessed how the new awareness took his power away. 22:48.679 --> 22:51.240 And what'd he do? Go under? No. 22:51.320 --> 22:53.159 He reinvented himself. 22:53.240 --> 22:56.159 He was happy about his girlfriend's professional growth 22:56.240 --> 23:00.000 and accepted that she'd become the economic powerhouse in his home. 23:00.080 --> 23:03.720 I wasn't happy about it. It's just that I had to suck it up. 23:03.800 --> 23:07.480 Okay, but somehow you found a perfect balance. 23:07.560 --> 23:09.919 Patrick, uh, can I be honest with you? 23:10.000 --> 23:11.320 Of course. 23:11.919 --> 23:13.480 I have my doubts about this course. 23:14.159 --> 23:16.280 That what we want. We want you to think. 23:16.360 --> 23:18.120 This whole thing about the new masculinity-- 23:18.200 --> 23:21.040 Masculinities. We agree that there are more than just one. 23:21.120 --> 23:23.240 Yes, whatever. That's even worse. [inhales] 23:23.919 --> 23:25.880 Are you sure this is a good thing for us? 23:25.960 --> 23:28.280 I mean, has this been thoroughly researched? 23:28.360 --> 23:30.960 Are you asking me whether the desire that many men have 23:31.040 --> 23:33.640 to live in a more egalitarian society is something positive? 23:33.720 --> 23:35.919 -No, no, equality is very good. -Ah. 23:36.000 --> 23:37.800 What I'm talking about is a whole other thing. 23:38.919 --> 23:40.040 I'm not following you, Pedro. 23:40.120 --> 23:41.840 Um, one second. Luis! 23:43.040 --> 23:44.800 Luis, come-- come here a minute. 23:44.880 --> 23:45.840 -Me? -[Pedro] Yes. 23:45.919 --> 23:47.800 Get down here, so they understand what I mean. 23:47.880 --> 23:50.080 -What? -[Patrick] Luis, come on. Come up, Luis. 23:50.159 --> 23:52.320 Luis. A big round of applause for Luis. 23:55.679 --> 23:59.439 Luis and I have been best friends since, well, ah, I don't remember. 23:59.520 --> 24:00.640 Since '93. 24:00.720 --> 24:03.159 That's it. So, I know the guy fairly well. 24:03.240 --> 24:06.360 I see him as an icon of this new masculinity. 24:06.439 --> 24:09.919 He has never in his life uttered an inappropriate word toward a woman. 24:10.000 --> 24:12.720 In fact, I can't even remember him hitting on a woman. 24:13.439 --> 24:15.560 -What the-- -He is conciliatory. 24:15.640 --> 24:19.320 Like no other. He's an awesome dad, does half the housework. 24:19.399 --> 24:21.800 He won't let anyone touch the dishwasher because nobody, 24:21.880 --> 24:24.520 nobody can optimize the loading space like he can. 24:24.600 --> 24:27.480 [chuckles] That's because people put the bowls where the cups go. 24:27.560 --> 24:28.720 They're to go with the plates. 24:28.800 --> 24:31.360 I mean, he has renounced all patriarchal privileges. 24:31.439 --> 24:35.200 You won't find one gram of male toxicity in his body. 24:35.280 --> 24:36.439 He's a lovely guy. 24:37.280 --> 24:38.960 The perfect husband. 24:39.840 --> 24:42.080 And how does his wife repay him? 24:42.800 --> 24:44.919 -By screwing the gym instructor! -[audience clamoring] 24:45.000 --> 24:48.480 -Dude, don't tell them that, please. -So, this is my question. 24:48.560 --> 24:51.560 Are you sure the new masculinity is a good thing? 24:51.640 --> 24:54.280 Or is this whole fucking idea screwing us over? 24:55.080 --> 24:58.159 Bravo! Bravo! My best friend. 24:58.800 --> 24:59.679 Bravo! 25:06.320 --> 25:08.560 -Fuck, you can't do that. -You were way out of order, dude. 25:08.640 --> 25:10.600 Calm down, you're a hero, dude. 25:10.679 --> 25:13.480 Do you know how many of those losers felt like they identified with you? 25:13.560 --> 25:15.199 -Mm-hmm -It's my private life, damn it! 25:15.280 --> 25:18.280 Well, sometimes, uh, it's good to verbalize things, right? 25:18.360 --> 25:21.520 -To verbalize for me, not him. -Fuck! Don't focus on that. 25:21.600 --> 25:24.000 -Can't you see? It's all a business. -What do you mean? 25:24.080 --> 25:25.800 There were at least a hundred guys in there, 25:25.880 --> 25:28.840 at 400 euros per head, and look how many courses he has. 25:28.919 --> 25:32.280 That guy must be making minimum 500,000 a year. 25:32.360 --> 25:35.520 -Working two days a week, what an asshole. -Just repeating the same thing. 25:35.600 --> 25:38.919 Wait, so you're thinking about offering courses on new masculinities? 25:39.000 --> 25:42.159 -Ha! Not exactly. -Come on, let's get a drink. 25:42.240 --> 25:43.600 -No, no, I'm going home. -Hey, hey! 25:43.679 --> 25:45.439 Don't go, dude. Change that attitude. 25:45.520 --> 25:47.919 -Your life has changed for the better. -[Luis exhales] 25:48.000 --> 25:50.800 One week, you'll be Superdad at home with the kids. 25:50.880 --> 25:53.000 And then the next, you'll be in your fuck pad. 25:53.080 --> 25:55.720 [scoffs] What fuck pad? I sleep next to my grandma. 25:55.800 --> 25:58.560 -She's still alive? -Wow, she's really clinging on. 25:58.640 --> 26:02.320 Luis, joint custody is the future of healthy relationships. 26:02.399 --> 26:03.360 [Luis] Hmm. 26:03.439 --> 26:06.399 When it's Esther's week to be home, sure she won't sneak that other guy in? 26:06.480 --> 26:07.679 No, I don't think so. 26:07.760 --> 26:10.760 What do you mean? Doesn't your agreement ban that prick from coming to visit? 26:10.840 --> 26:11.840 I don't know. 26:11.919 --> 26:14.080 -[Santi] Hmm. -It didn't even cross my mind. 26:14.800 --> 26:15.640 [Pedro mutters] 26:15.720 --> 26:19.240 Do you really think that she'd be capable of bringing that guy to the-- 26:19.880 --> 26:21.720 that guy in my house? 26:21.800 --> 26:23.320 No, no, into your bed. 26:23.399 --> 26:25.320 And with your kids in the next room. 26:36.880 --> 26:39.640 -[chattering] -[dance music playing] 26:42.880 --> 26:43.720 [Natalia] Hey! 26:45.919 --> 26:47.199 She's really cute, right? 26:47.280 --> 26:48.960 -This is killing me. -A little young. 26:50.760 --> 26:52.360 -Hello. -[Natalia] Hi. 26:57.439 --> 26:59.199 You're way cuter than in the photo, huh? 26:59.280 --> 27:02.159 Well, yeah, you know, the light was really bad. [chuckles] 27:02.240 --> 27:04.560 -Those halogen lights don't do us justice. -[Natalia] Yeah. 27:04.640 --> 27:06.080 [Raúl chuckles] 27:06.720 --> 27:09.520 -Uh, so a drink, right? -Yes, yes, yes, yes. 27:09.600 --> 27:11.240 -Tequila! -[Luz chuckles] 27:11.320 --> 27:12.320 [Natalia] So… 27:12.840 --> 27:16.439 -Okay, well, our first movie together. -Mm. [chuckles] 27:16.520 --> 27:19.960 Yes, I've really got dry lips from all the salt on that popcorn. 27:20.040 --> 27:22.080 They put a lot on so you drink more soft drinks. 27:22.159 --> 27:24.159 -[laughs] I mean-- -Just kiss me already. 27:24.240 --> 27:26.159 Ah. Oh. [exhales] 27:26.240 --> 27:29.760 No, because you were saying how your lips were dry from-- 27:29.840 --> 27:31.800 [both moan] 27:33.600 --> 27:35.120 -Wanna come up? -Yes. 27:35.199 --> 27:37.000 -Yes? -Yes. Yes, yes. 27:37.560 --> 27:41.080 Psst-psst! Psst! Go on, give it to her. Let her enjoy it. 27:41.159 --> 27:42.399 Stop objectifying her, please. 27:42.480 --> 27:44.560 Give me something. I'll watch your Maserati. 27:44.640 --> 27:46.040 I really don't like you. 27:46.120 --> 27:48.120 [mocks] I really don't like you. 27:51.080 --> 27:53.600 -How was it? -Hmm? Good. 27:53.679 --> 27:55.880 -Good, very good. -Yeah, lots of chemistry. 27:55.960 --> 27:58.439 -Yes, there was chemistry, yeah. -Right? [chuckles] 27:58.520 --> 28:00.280 -Yes. Yes, yes. -Or not? 28:00.360 --> 28:03.280 Look, the first time, there's always room for improvement. 28:03.360 --> 28:05.840 But in general, very good. Very good. 28:05.919 --> 28:08.199 [laughing] 28:08.280 --> 28:09.520 [Eugenia] Mmm. 28:09.600 --> 28:11.240 I have to go. 28:11.320 --> 28:14.320 -Uh, you can stay the night if you want. -Yeah, no, no, sure. 28:14.399 --> 28:15.840 It's just my daughter is home alone. 28:15.919 --> 28:17.960 And the gasman rapist is still on the loose, so… 28:18.040 --> 28:18.919 Who? 28:19.000 --> 28:22.520 A fake gas engineer comes in your house and rapes you. Wow. [chuckles] 28:22.600 --> 28:24.439 -Be careful, huh? -I have an electric boiler. 28:24.520 --> 28:26.880 Oh, good, you're safe then. Watch out. 28:27.600 --> 28:28.520 [groans] 28:33.880 --> 28:35.760 Oh, that was quick. Was it that bad? 28:35.840 --> 28:37.199 Leave me alone. 28:37.280 --> 28:38.919 Come on, give me something. 28:40.360 --> 28:41.280 [grunts] 28:46.480 --> 28:47.919 Ah, here. 28:48.439 --> 28:50.679 What is this? This is awful. 28:52.120 --> 28:53.320 [exhales] 28:54.520 --> 28:55.520 [grunts] 28:55.600 --> 28:58.679 Diamonds aren't in fashion this season. [groans] 28:58.760 --> 29:01.000 -And here you go. -Here. 29:01.080 --> 29:02.840 Why would I want all this crap? 29:02.919 --> 29:04.040 Have a yard sale. 29:04.120 --> 29:05.679 What a fucking asshole. 29:06.199 --> 29:07.199 Damn, AC/DC! 29:07.280 --> 29:09.000 Do you have a Discman? 29:19.639 --> 29:22.480 -[grunts] -[keys jangle] 29:33.199 --> 29:35.800 [sighs, chuckles] 29:37.919 --> 29:39.399 -[sighs] -Daddy! 29:39.480 --> 29:42.320 Oh, God. Shh! Don't shout. [kisses] 29:42.399 --> 29:45.159 -[Iris] Ulises, Daddy just got home. -[Ulises] I don't wanna see him. 29:45.240 --> 29:46.959 -Okay. [sighs] -What's going on? 29:47.040 --> 29:49.959 Uh, nothing, nothing. I'll put her back to bed. 29:50.040 --> 29:51.840 What are you doing here? You scared me. 29:51.919 --> 29:54.520 No, I left my mouth guard here and of course, 29:54.600 --> 29:56.760 with all this stress lately, I couldn't seem to sleep. 29:56.840 --> 29:59.840 -But you haven't used it in two years. -I'm changing a lot of things, Esther. 29:59.919 --> 30:02.879 Do you think I'm an idiot or what? You came here to spy on me. 30:06.720 --> 30:08.959 I did. Because I don't trust you one bit. 30:09.040 --> 30:11.280 You really think I'd bring anyone back here? Are you crazy? 30:11.360 --> 30:13.399 Seeing as you've pulled so many crazy stunts lately. 30:13.480 --> 30:14.320 Look… [huffs] 30:14.399 --> 30:16.520 Let's just try and get along. I'm asking you, please. 30:16.600 --> 30:20.000 -It's not that easy. -And please, just forget about Guillermo. 30:20.080 --> 30:23.879 Hmm! As if I give a damn about that jackass. [scoffs] 30:28.199 --> 30:29.639 [chuckles] Oh. 30:30.240 --> 30:32.639 Ah. Slow down. Here. 30:32.720 --> 30:34.240 I don't believe it. 30:35.840 --> 30:37.439 -[sighs] -[Luis] Good morning. 30:37.520 --> 30:39.840 -What have I done now? -You crossed a solid white line. 30:39.919 --> 30:42.000 What solid white line? I've just pulled out. 30:42.080 --> 30:44.800 Well, these tires are a bit smooth, huh? 30:44.879 --> 30:46.679 [Guillermo] No way. I just got them last year. 30:46.760 --> 30:48.360 Well, sir, you get what you pay for. 30:48.439 --> 30:50.919 -Have I done something to you? -Could you sign the report? 30:51.000 --> 30:51.840 Well, no. 30:51.919 --> 30:54.439 -Go on, then. Keep going now. -[engine turns over] 30:56.120 --> 30:58.919 Before the year ends, you'll have no points left. 30:59.800 --> 31:01.000 [chuckles] 31:02.040 --> 31:03.120 [Julián] Huh? 31:03.199 --> 31:04.840 -Eh, personal business. -Oh. 31:09.480 --> 31:12.120 -I'll wake her up and get her to leave. -But why did she stay here? 31:12.199 --> 31:14.000 Don't know. Bing, bang, boom, and home you go. 31:14.080 --> 31:15.360 Maybe she needs a ride home. 31:15.439 --> 31:16.760 Well, she can order an Uber. 31:16.840 --> 31:20.240 We paid for all her drinks last night, and I need to go shower. 31:20.320 --> 31:22.840 How about I hide my number and call her phone? Then I'll hang up. 31:22.919 --> 31:24.199 It's probably on silent. 31:25.240 --> 31:26.320 Good morning, guys. 31:26.399 --> 31:29.639 -Oh, hey. How are you? How did you sleep? -[Raúl chuckles] 31:29.720 --> 31:31.560 Not great. Your mattress is too hard. 31:31.639 --> 31:34.360 -We like it really firm. -Would you like a coffee or an Uber? 31:34.439 --> 31:36.080 I see, this was your first time, right? 31:36.679 --> 31:38.360 No, no, no, no, no, not for us. 31:38.439 --> 31:41.520 I mean, we've been doing threesomes longer than the Three Stooges. 31:41.600 --> 31:44.280 Well, it was nice to meet you, and thank you for everything. 31:44.360 --> 31:45.919 -You're welcome. [chuckles] -Ciao. 31:46.000 --> 31:49.679 -Maybe we can see each other another time. -Hmm. Don't take it personally. 31:49.760 --> 31:52.760 But I don't repeat. That's when problems start and… 31:52.840 --> 31:54.040 -Sure. -[Natalia] Okay, guys. 31:54.120 --> 31:56.199 Mwah! Ciao. 32:01.040 --> 32:02.959 I don't think she liked us. 32:03.040 --> 32:04.679 Dude, it's because you were really shy. 32:04.760 --> 32:07.679 It's just not natural. You're doing it while your girlfriend's watching, 32:07.760 --> 32:09.520 like being on America's Got Talent. 32:10.600 --> 32:12.919 I was a little disappointed, to be honest. 32:13.000 --> 32:15.000 I don't know. It's not all that. 32:15.080 --> 32:17.600 We thought that being sexually modern would be better, 32:17.679 --> 32:20.159 but what works best is the same old, same old. 32:20.240 --> 32:21.159 [slurps] 32:23.879 --> 32:25.879 Maybe we should try it with a guy. 32:26.679 --> 32:27.520 No fucking way. 32:27.600 --> 32:28.760 -I'm not doing that. -What? 32:28.840 --> 32:30.199 -But why not? Hey. -No. No! 32:30.280 --> 32:32.399 How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried? 32:32.480 --> 32:33.360 -[Raúl] No! -Darling. 32:33.439 --> 32:34.280 [Raúl] I said no! 32:35.320 --> 32:37.320 [theme music playing]