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ISANG SERIES MULA SA NETFLIX

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Mula no'ng failed threesome,

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Mas relax na si Luz.
Di na talaga niya gusto.

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Gano'n ba kasama 'yon?

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Hindi. Ayos. Ang hot no'ng babae.

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Pero nasobrahan si Luz.
Nagpapaka-adventurous siya pero ako 'yon.

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Ayos lang ba sa 'yo 'yon,
o babalik ka sa dati?

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-Ha?
-Lolokohin mo pa din ba siya?

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-Nagbago na ako.
-Good. Salamat sa course na 'yon.

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Si Luz 'yong love of my life.
'Di ko na kailangan ng iba.

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Ayos 'yon. Kailangan na lang niya
na maramdaman din 'yon.

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Well, wag na ako.

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Pen, pen, de…
Kumusta 'yong old-school love story mo?

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Buwisit, eto na.

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Well, walang ga'nong chemistry.
Sayang talaga 'yon.

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Uy. Heart, heart, kiss, kiss, smiley face.
"Kita tayo mamaya?"

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Uy!

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-Makikipag-break na ako.
-Sabi mo, mabait siya.

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Ang boring niya sa kama. Talagang boring.

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Baka nahihiya siya, mare-relax din 'yon.
Laging weird ang first time.

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-Gusto ko 'yong first time.
-Tapos nagiging boring.

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Hayaan mo lang.
Parang pag naglaro ka ng pusoy.

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-Di agad kayo nagkakaintidihan.
-Siya lang 'yong nagustuhan mo.

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May ipapa-Tinder date pa si Álex.

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-At?
-Magkikita kami nang five.

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-Date nang five?
-Baka gusto niya magmeryenda.

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-O nagtatrabaho sa binguhan sa gabi.
-Ano'ng sasabihin ko kay Eugenia?

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Online siya, na-seen ko na
'yong message niya.

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-Thumbs up, heart, heart.
-Hindi. Hindi ako magse-send ng heart.

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Send ka ng unicorn para malito siya.

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-Ha?
-Heart, heart, flamenco dancer, poop.

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Para di niya malaman kung seryoso ka.

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'Yong poop emoji?

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-Oo, pero may smiley face.
-Unicorn.

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Ha? Palalayuin na niya ako.

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Para akong nagpapahintay.
Gusto ko 'yong unicorn.

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Pagod ka na ba?

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Na-censor, na-oppress, nakapon?

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Tama na 'yong new masculinities,
ahat ng kalokohan!

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Gusto mo bang maramdamang
bagong lalaki ka? 'Bagong lalaki talaga?

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Kuhain mo'ng course ko
ng reconstruction of vi… buwisit!

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-Patricia, kumatok ka, please!
-Ay! Sorry po.

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Tinapik ko po ng paa ko,
pero di mo 'ko narinig.

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Hindi… Saan ka pupunta?

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Ba't di ka mag-celebrate ng birthday?
Babayaran nila 'yong lahat!

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Hinihintay ka ng buong virtual family mo
sa formal party.

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Sa sobrang ganda ng bahay mo,
super party 'yon!

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-I-charge ko na po ba 'yong drone?
-Ayaw ni Pedro.

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Gagong Pedro! Nasusunod 'yong breadwinner.

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Katabi ko siya.

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Pedro! Gago ka.

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Girls, aalis na ako.
Tumatawag si Georgina.

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Bye.

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Bye!

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-Ayoko talaga sa kapatid mo.
-Ano sa tingin mo? Hassle, di ba?

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Ba't di ka magrenta ng venue?
Di ba sabi niya, bayad na?

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Oo. Pero mas intimate dito. Mas personal.

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Mag-invite ka, kahit sino,
pero sa bakuran. Di sa loob.

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Pa'no kung magsi-CR sila?

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Magrenta tayo ng portable toilets.

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Free drinks. Si Jonás na
'yong bahala sa contracts.

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Kukuha ako ng DJ. May naka-follow sa 'kin.
Ikaw na 'yong bahala sa catering.

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Alam mo 'yong cool?

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May naghihiwa ng ham do'n,
sushi chef sa banda do'n…

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Honey, kailangan nating mag-usap

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tungkol do'n sa personal assistant.

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Alam mong gusto kitang tulungan.

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-Gusto kong tumutulong ka.
-Pero parang di ako bagay do'n.

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Parang nasasayang 'yong skills ko.

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Parang naglalaro si Messi
sa third division.

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Baka mas masaya siya do'n
kesa sa first division.

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Tingin ko, hindi… Anyway.
Pang-Champions League ako.

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Alam kong masakit 'to, pero…

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Hindi. Naiintindihan talaga kita.

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Naiintindihan ko. Tama ka.
Nasasayang 'yong talent mo.

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-Nakikita ko din 'yon. Nalulungkot ako.
-Akala ko mas madi-disappoint ka.

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Hindi. Sige. Disappointed ako.

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Pero tama ka. Dahil tama ka…

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E, ayos 'yon!

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Ano'ng gagawin mo na?

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Iisipin ko.

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So, kukunin ko lang 'yong mga gamit ko
at saka malaya na ako nang buong linggo.

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Nakakabaliw 'yon. Saan ka titira?

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Inaalok ako ng girlfriends ko sa kanila.
Pero di ko gusto 'yon.

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Tumira ka sa 'kin.

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Hindi, sinasabi ko na ayokong maramdaman
mong napilitan kang…

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Mas magkakasama na tayo.
Maikakama kita. Ayoko na sa kotse.

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Tumahimik ka!

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Okay. Pwede ako ng ilang gabi.
Tingnan natin.

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Okay. Pero mag-full squat ka. Tamad ka na.

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Down. Ayan.

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Ang tagal na tayong
di nakakanood ng movies.

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Mas maayos na tayo ngayon.

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-Parang nag-reconnect tayo, di ba?
-Oo nga.

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Uy, may gusto akong sabihin sa 'yo.

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Sige.

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Gusto kong pag-usapan ulit
'yong isa sa rules natin.

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May gusto akong ulitin na maka-sex.

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First rule.

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"Walang uulit." Pirmado mo na pina-notary.

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Oo, alam ko. Nakikiusap lang ako
na maging konting flexible ka.

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Nagpapaalam ka na makipag-sex ulit
sa parehong lalaki.

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Nai-in love ka na ba?

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Hindi, honey! I love you.

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Wag ka mapilit, buwisit!

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Raúl, di ako…

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Wag ka nang sumugal.

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Siya, sige. Di ko gagawin 'yon.

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Kung kailan maayos na tayo.

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-Santi?
-Gala! Kumusta.

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-Sino siya?
-Si Mateo, anak ko.

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Kumusta, bata?

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Di ba pumayag 'yong babysitter o…

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Dinala ko siya para makilala ka.
Dapat mapapayag mo siya.

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Seryoso ka ba?

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DI ako naghahanap ng tatay.

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Di ko kailangan ng lalaki
para maging nanay, lalo na ngayon.

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So, ba't ka nasa Tinder?
Ibig kong sabihin, ba't dalawa kayo do'n?

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Malay mo. Baka may makilalang
special someone. Di ba, sweetie?

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Pero magkalinawan tayo.
Siya 'yong lalaki sa buhay ko.

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-May anak ako. Mahal na mahal ko din siya.
-Di mo siya dinala? Anong klaseng ama ka?

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Normal?

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Alam mo, nakakailang talaga 'to.
Parang kailangan ko nang umalis.

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Di pwede. Ang hirap mag-park dito.
Diyan ka lang.

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Magsi-CR ako para makilala n'yo
'yong isa't isa..

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Ano'ng gusto mo, tol? Milkshake?

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Papatayin kita habang natutulog.

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Maraming beses ka nang nakipag-sex
sa iisang babae. Mahal mo si Luz.

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-Magkaiba 'yon. Iba 'yong mga lalaki.
-Pag inulit ng mga babae, in love sila.

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Tinanong ko, hindi daw.

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Ano'ng inaasahan mo?
Sinungaling talaga sila.

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-In love siya.
-Papayagan kong umulit siya.

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O mahuhumaling siya,
at iimpluwensiyahan mo siya.

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Di pwede 'yon!

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Di ba 'yon 'yong point
ng open relationship

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na di ma-paranoid sa mga bagay?

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Alam n'yo 'yong best part
ng open relationship? Wala.

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Kalokohan 'yong open relationship,
tae, scam. Gaya lang no'ng course na 'to.

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Ha?

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Pag-uusapan na natin 'yong intimacy.

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INNOVATRIX
INTIMACY

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Marami sa inyong heterosexual, di ba?

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Di ba nga,
heteronormative 'yong patriarchy.

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Pero ilan sa inyo 'yong homophobic?

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-Taas ka ng kamay.
-Hindil

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-Itaas mo!
-Hindi nga!

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Wala? Mga sinungaling!

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Dahil homophobia 'yong isa sa mga haligi
ng toxic masculinity.

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May mas malala pa akong balita sa inyo.

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Pinapakita ng homophobia 'yong secret fear
sa homosexual desires n'yo.

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Defense mechanism 'yon.

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Pinapalakas no'n
'yong fragile heterosexuality.

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Tingnan n'yo 'tong nag-aalalang mukha!

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Pinipigilan ng homophobia
'yong pagkakaibigan ng mga lalaki.

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Subukan natin. Mag-holding hands kayo.

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Aalis na ako.

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Holding hands! Sa katabi n'yong lalaki.
Di mahalaga kung kakilala mo. Ayan. Ayos.

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Perfect.

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Nakakailang, di ba? Physical contact.

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Madali sa mga babae
mag-cultivate ng intimacy nila.

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Pero tayong mga lalaki,
mas gusto nating nakagrupo.

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Dahil do'n natin inaalis
'yong homosexual temptations.

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-Tutol ako do'n.
-Nakakagulat!

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Sumasama ako sa mga kaibigan ko

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kasi mas masaya, di dahil natatakot ako.

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Tingin mo ba, homophobic ka?

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Hindi.

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-Ilan 'yong gay friends mo?
-Isa!

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-Well, kakakilala lang namin sa kanya.
-Pero Patrick, baka walang mali sa atin

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dahil sa lahat ng psychological
at cultural na mga sinasabi mo sa amin.

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-Di talaga ako 'yon.
-Baka mali tayo dahil nakontrol na tayo.

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-Nino?
-Ng society.

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Sinabi nila sa atin na masama tayo,
at naniwala tayo sa kanila.

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Itinuro nila na wa maging feminine,

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lumalabas ngayon di tayo
dapat maging masculine.

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-Hindi…
-Di na natin alam kung sino tayo.

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Kaya gusto kong ipakita sa inyong lahat

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'yong course ko
sa virility reconstruction.

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Preenrollment sa www.pedroaguilar.com.

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Kumusta, guys?

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Ire-refund ko kayo.
Pero wag na kayong babalik.

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Hindi. Ang laking tulong nito sa 'kin.

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Interesting na 'to.

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Andito ako para makalimot
dahil kaka-break ko lang…

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Ba't andito kayo? Para sirain ako?

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Patrick, di ganyan umasta
'yong empathy at new sensitivity guru.

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Excuse me.

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May dates ka na ba sa virility course?

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Mag-sign up ka sa newsletter ko.

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-Thanks.
-"Newsletter ko…"

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Hi!

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Late ka na. Pinakain ko na sila.

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-Hi, Pa!
-Hello, sweetheart.

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Na-miss talag kita.

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Kumusta, Tao? Di mo ba ako iki-kiss?

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Nasa drying rack 'yong PE kit.

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Wag mo silang bibigyan ng pasta o sausage,
kahit magmakaawa sila.

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I-on mo lagi 'yong humidifier.
O uubuhin si Ulises.

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Ginagawa ko 'yon, walong taon na.

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Well, nag-aalala pa din ako.
Pa-kiss, sweetie.

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Pagkatapos, makakapagbasa kayo
ng My Parents Are Now Friends, okay?

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-Super boring no'n.
-Magpa-pass ako.

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Uminom ka.

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Ayos talaga 'to.

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-Wag palabanin 'yong mga bata sa 'kin.
-Kailan ko ginawa 'yon?

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-Aalis na ako.
-Sa duwag sa gym?

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Hindi.

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-So, ba't ka bumili ng mga bagong damit?
-Anong mga damit? Limang taon na nga 'to.

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May tag pa.

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ah. Oo nga.

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Bago 'to. Nabili ko sa outlet.

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Bye.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-Mahirap bang mag-park?
-45 minutes.

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-Di ko alam dito.
-Tuloy ka. Nagluto ako ng dinner.

00:11:22.760 --> 00:11:23.959 align:center
Paborito ko 'to.

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-Gusto mo pa ng mayonaise?
-Hindi. Salamat.

00:11:29.280 --> 00:11:31.000 align:center
Keto 'to, e? Fat-free.

00:11:31.079 --> 00:11:33.839 align:center
Di lang… di ako gutom. May wine ka ba?

00:11:33.920 --> 00:11:34.920 align:center
Wala.

00:11:35.520 --> 00:11:37.920 align:center
-Gusto mong manood ng movie?
-Okay. Sige.

00:11:50.199 --> 00:11:52.040 align:center
Nagsasalamin ka pala.

00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:53.160 align:center
Oo.

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-Masyado kang tahimik.
-Kumakain ako.

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Okay, sige.

00:12:08.199 --> 00:12:09.440 align:center
Maliligo na ako.

00:12:32.640 --> 00:12:33.680 align:center
PEDRO
HELLO GANDA

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KITA TAYO BUKAS
O BUSY KA BA?

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'Yong cell phone ko.

00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.320 align:center
-Mama mo?
-Hindi. Trabaho.

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-Busy ka ba bukas?
-Gaya nang dati.

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-Si Pedro, pare.
-Ano?

00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:58.000 align:center
'Yong lalaking nakikipag-sex kay Luz,
uulitin niya. Si Pedro!

00:12:58.079 --> 00:13:00.160 align:center
Nasisiraan ka na ba?
Pa'nong si Pedro 'yon?

00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:01.839 align:center
'Yon 'yong sinabi ko sa kanya.

00:13:01.920 --> 00:13:05.760 align:center
Isa pa, nagpaalam siya
para magloko sa kaibigan mo.

00:13:05.839 --> 00:13:08.440 align:center
Hindi. Dahil sa agreement,
sinabi naming "kakilala".

00:13:08.520 --> 00:13:09.599 align:center
Kaibigan si Pedro.

00:13:09.680 --> 00:13:12.920 align:center
Gagamitin niya 'yon para ikatwiran.
Abogado siya. Lahat pinapaikot niya!

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-Hinaan n'yo, please!
-Kakilala 'yong mga kaibigan.

00:13:15.880 --> 00:13:18.520 align:center
Di totoo 'yon. Di kaibigan 'yong kakilala.

00:13:18.599 --> 00:13:20.560 align:center
Para maging kaibigan,
dapat kilala mo sila.

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Hindi, sir! Pwede kang maging kaibigan
nang di mo sila kinikilala.

00:13:23.760 --> 00:13:25.440 align:center
Tingnan mo si Pedro!

00:13:25.520 --> 00:13:29.640 align:center
Nagugulat talaga ako, nagpirmahan kayo
sa notary. Ano'ng reaction niya?

00:13:29.719 --> 00:13:33.640 align:center
Please, nahuli ko silang magkayakap
sa housewarming dinner.

00:13:33.719 --> 00:13:36.440 align:center
-Na-gaslight nila ako!
-'Yong notes ko, lintik!

00:13:36.520 --> 00:13:37.839 align:center
Anong notes?

00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:42.320 align:center
Internal promotion. Naga-apply akong
maging officer, tapos sub-inspector.

00:13:42.400 --> 00:13:45.360 align:center
Sawa na ako sa inuman sa kalye.
Sa iba sila dumura.

00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:47.199 align:center
-Congrats.
-Di 'yon dapat ginagawa.

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-Di ka makikipag-sex sa asawa ng kumpare!
-Ginagawa mo sa asawa ni Jero.

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Business partner ko siya.
Di ko kaibigan, ano?

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-Kakilala ko siya.
-Ano ba.

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Lahat tayo naloloko! Importante ba 'yon?

00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:57.560 align:center
Magkaiba 'yon!

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Naloloko ng hunk o best friend mo.

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Best friend niya siya! Di ba?

00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:04.000 align:center
-Hindi. Mahal ko kayong lahat.
-Tama.

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Wala kang proof.
Wag mong paghiwalayin 'yong grupo.

00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:11.040 align:center
-Di ko kayang mag-isa. Magdudusa ako.
-Mag-focus ka lang sa exam mo, okay?

00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:12.480 align:center
Gusto mong i-test kita?

00:14:12.560 --> 00:14:15.479 align:center
Bakit? Di ko pa tinitingnan 'yan.
May physical exam ako.

00:14:15.560 --> 00:14:18.520 align:center
Mag-gym ka. Lahat nagloloko do'n…

00:14:38.040 --> 00:14:39.040 align:center
Asan 'yong washer?

00:14:46.319 --> 00:14:49.079 align:center
…kung maghihintay tayo,
at makadesisyon ka.

00:14:49.839 --> 00:14:52.839 align:center
Oo? I love you too.
Pa'nong di ako mai-in love?

00:14:52.920 --> 00:14:55.040 align:center
Sige na. Matulog ka na. Kisses.

00:14:55.560 --> 00:14:56.880 align:center
Ako din.

00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:04.760 align:center
Gusto ko 'yong amoy incense!
Palagi kang ipapaalala no'n sa 'kin.

00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.839 align:center
Nabasa ko na sobrang toxic no'n, actually.

00:15:07.920 --> 00:15:09.360 align:center
Gusto mong matulog dito?

00:15:11.599 --> 00:15:14.160 align:center
Kaya lang kailangan ko nang umuwi

00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:16.560 align:center
dahil binabangungot 'yong anak ko.

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-Ilang taon na siya?
-Sixteen.

00:15:18.599 --> 00:15:20.479 align:center
Sobrang na-trauma siya no'ng divorce.

00:15:20.560 --> 00:15:24.160 align:center
Nanaginip siya na sobrang masikip
'yong braces niya na ikinabungi niya.

00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:26.160 align:center
Naapektuhan din ako ng hiwala…

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-Aalis na ako. Kita tayo mamaya.
-Mag-uusap ba tayo bukas?

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Oo. Kakausapin kita bukas!
Magpahinga ka na!

00:15:41.040 --> 00:15:44.240 align:center
Di ka gumagalaw 'yong puwet mo
pag naghugas ka. Tight ka na.

00:15:44.319 --> 00:15:46.640 align:center
Pag iniwan mo 'yong mga plato
sa lababo, tubigan mo.

00:15:46.719 --> 00:15:48.520 align:center
O titigas 'yong nakakadiring dumi.

00:15:48.599 --> 00:15:50.439 align:center
-Gusto mo ng kape?
-Oo, please.

00:15:55.680 --> 00:15:56.640 align:center
So…

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Sa gabi, lagi ka bang
nagsi-CR bago matulog?

00:16:01.479 --> 00:16:04.240 align:center
Oo. Sobrang trained
no'ng digestive system ko.

00:16:05.680 --> 00:16:10.120 align:center
Ang sweet mo ding kumausap
sa babae sa phone na…

00:16:11.400 --> 00:16:12.479 align:center
Si Rosa. Ex ko.

00:16:12.560 --> 00:16:17.439 align:center
-Kawawa nga. Di siya masyadong maayos.
-Kaka-break mo lang din ba?

00:16:18.319 --> 00:16:22.760 align:center
Isang buwan na. Aalis na ako.
May cycling class ako mamayang 9:00.

00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:26.439 align:center
Kita tayo sa gym.

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Rosa…

00:16:30.400 --> 00:16:32.719 align:center
-Tingnan mo. Eto si Rosa.
-Ano'ng itsura niya?

00:16:33.599 --> 00:16:37.240 align:center
Marami silang picture na magkasama
Pareho 'yong suot nilang uniform.

00:16:37.319 --> 00:16:39.839 align:center
Lintik! Nagtatrabaho siya sa gym!

00:16:39.920 --> 00:16:42.000 align:center
Nag-sex kami sa Pilates room.

00:16:42.079 --> 00:16:43.079 align:center
Di nga!

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Mag-ingat ka. Mukhang pupugutan ka niya.
Tingnan mo'ng braso niya.

00:16:50.199 --> 00:16:51.599 align:center
Di ko pa siya nakita dati.

00:16:51.680 --> 00:16:53.719 align:center
Baka naka-sick leave siya
dahil sa depression.

00:16:53.800 --> 00:16:56.160 align:center
-Nag-break sila last month.
-Sigurado ka?

00:16:57.120 --> 00:16:59.079 align:center
Tingnan mo, two weeks ako 'tong picture.

00:17:17.560 --> 00:17:20.520 align:center
-Di ba? Lintik!
-Sundan mo sila!

00:17:20.599 --> 00:17:23.599 align:center
-Pano? Naka-bike sila!
-Subukan mo lang, lintik!

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-Wag kang lumapit o makikita nila tayo!
-Tingnan mo siya! Gago!

00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:39.280 align:center
Di pwedeng mag-zigzag
sa mga kotseng nang gano'n

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Nangyayari ba talaga 'to? Di pwede!

00:17:41.320 --> 00:17:43.760 align:center
kumusta kayo? Bilang couple.
Okay lang ba kayo?

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Di talaga kami okay…

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Sige. Lagi kang busy
sa mga kalokohan sa Internet.

00:17:48.320 --> 00:17:50.200 align:center
-Ano'ng sabi mo?
-Nagse-sex ba kayo?

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-Di ko pag-uusapan 'yong sex life namin.
-Di ko siya makita!

00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:55.720 align:center
Ayon!

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Shit! Beating the red light na siya!

00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:04.120 align:center
Kaskasero! Naka-angkas
'yong girlfriend ko!

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Ewan ko, walang sense 'to.
Si Luz… Di siya 'yong type niya.

00:18:08.040 --> 00:18:11.560 align:center
Si Luz 'yong type nang lahat.
Bored 'yong boyfriend mo, may time siya.

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Di sila aamin. Wala tayong proof.

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Makakahanap tayo.

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Pano ka nakikipag-break?
Ibig kong sabihin, na di sila sinasaktan.

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-'Yong old-school girl ba 'yon?
-Ayos talaga siya. Pero sa sex…

00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:28.280 align:center
Baka di ka exciting.
Nakikibagay lang siya.

00:18:28.360 --> 00:18:31.560 align:center
-Di nga nagreklamo si Mama mo.
-Ipinagpalit ka niya. Di mo ba naisip?

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Tanungin mo kaya si Mama mo
kung pa'no ako sa kama?

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-Ba't ko siya tatanungin no'n?
-Para mawala 'yong pananagutan.

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-Pinag-usapan n'yo na ba 'yon?
-Sa mama mo?

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Kay Eugenia. Alamin mo
'yong iniisip niya sa sex n'yo.

00:18:46.679 --> 00:18:47.720 align:center
Si Mama.

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Di ako okay, Santiago. Alam kong
wala kang paki, pero di ako okay.

00:18:52.080 --> 00:18:53.880 align:center
May paki ako. Nanay ka ng anak ko.

00:18:53.960 --> 00:18:55.440 align:center
Kailangan ko ng bakasyon.

00:18:55.520 --> 00:18:58.159 align:center
Oo naman. Ayos 'yon.
Para magkapag-disconnect ka.

00:18:58.240 --> 00:19:02.360 align:center
Tingnan mo. 'Yong Maldives.
"Atmosphere premium Kanifushi."

00:19:02.919 --> 00:19:04.000 align:center
"Kasama na'ng lahat."

00:19:04.560 --> 00:19:08.200 align:center
Pribadong isla, excursions,
apat na restaurant, Teppanyaki grill.

00:19:08.280 --> 00:19:10.919 align:center
Maganda talaga 'to, pero mukhang mahal.

00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.360 align:center
Pwedeng i-card mo.

00:19:13.440 --> 00:19:15.440 align:center
-Gusto mong bayaran ko!
-Oo naman.

00:19:16.440 --> 00:19:17.440 align:center
Sandali.

00:19:20.560 --> 00:19:21.520 align:center
Okay.

00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:26.040 align:center
So, niloko mo 'ko sa dentist
ng anak natin, na-divorce mo 'ko,

00:19:26.120 --> 00:19:28.720 align:center
nasa 'yo 'yong apartment natin,
na binabayaran ko pa din,

00:19:28.800 --> 00:19:30.159 align:center
may alimony ka sa 'kin,

00:19:30.320 --> 00:19:33.720 align:center
higit sa lahat, gusto mong bayaran ko
'yong trip sa Maldives?

00:19:33.800 --> 00:19:35.960 align:center
Ganda ng summary.
Napapa-ikot mo'ng mga bagay!

00:19:36.040 --> 00:19:37.919 align:center
Na di sinasadyang ma-offend ka,

00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:42.800 align:center
sa kabila ng paghihirap,
saan ka kumukuha ng kapal ng mukha?

00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:47.320 align:center
Nag-fail 'tong kasal na 'to dahil sa 'yo.
Nava-value ka ng mga bahay. Sa atin, wala.

00:19:47.399 --> 00:19:50.520 align:center
Kailangan may kumita
habang nagpapasarap ka!

00:19:50.600 --> 00:19:53.600 align:center
-Nagpakananay ako para sa anak natin.
-Nagpalinis ng mga ngipin!

00:19:54.760 --> 00:19:57.440 align:center
Pinapahiya mo 'ko,
i-silent mo'ng malalandi sa Tinder.

00:19:57.520 --> 00:20:01.679 align:center
Di ko kaya 'yong bakasyon mo
sa magandang destination. Mahirap ako.

00:20:01.760 --> 00:20:05.560 align:center
Tapatin mo 'ko kahit isang beses lang
sa buhay mo. Pinakulam mo ba ako?

00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:07.560 align:center
-May picture ba ako na nasa freezer?
-Ha?

00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:10.000 align:center
Nagpakatay ka ng manok
para sirain 'yong buhay ko?

00:20:10.080 --> 00:20:11.440 align:center
Blanca, naggagamot ka ba?

00:20:11.520 --> 00:20:12.800 align:center
-Hindi.
-Dapat maggamot ka.

00:20:17.080 --> 00:20:21.080 align:center
Mainit 'tong isang 'to. Shit!

00:20:21.159 --> 00:20:22.000 align:center
Shit.

00:20:28.560 --> 00:20:30.280 align:center
Esther! Halika.

00:20:30.360 --> 00:20:31.760 align:center
-Di ka maniniwala dito.
-Ha?

00:20:31.840 --> 00:20:34.679 align:center
'Yon 'yong pulis na pinagmumulta ako,
dalawang linggo na.

00:20:34.760 --> 00:20:36.200 align:center
-Sino?
-Siya. 'Yong naka-blue.

00:20:36.280 --> 00:20:37.840 align:center
Naka-paddle tennis shirt.

00:20:38.399 --> 00:20:40.640 align:center
-Di nga.
-Sinisita niya ako araw-araw.

00:20:42.120 --> 00:20:43.440 align:center
-Dito ka lang.
-Wag!

00:20:43.520 --> 00:20:44.520 align:center
Oo.

00:20:54.040 --> 00:20:55.040 align:center
Shit.

00:21:01.800 --> 00:21:04.040 align:center
-Di ka na niya guguluhin.
-Ano'ng sinabi mo?

00:21:04.120 --> 00:21:06.720 align:center
Na layuan ka
o sisiraan ko siya sa mga bata.

00:21:06.800 --> 00:21:07.679 align:center
Sa…

00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:09.520 align:center
Asawa mo ba 'yon?

00:21:10.040 --> 00:21:11.040 align:center
Dating asawa.

00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:13.200 align:center
Ba't di mo sinabing pulis 'yong asawa mo?

00:21:13.280 --> 00:21:15.280 align:center
Di mo sinabi sa 'kin, na si rosa,

00:21:15.360 --> 00:21:18.480 align:center
'yong ex mo, na iniwan mo
last month pero nag-hike two weeks ago,

00:21:18.560 --> 00:21:22.480 align:center
-…nagtatrabaho din 'yon dito.
-May sakit siya. Tendinitis sa balikat.

00:21:22.560 --> 00:21:25.120 align:center
Mali, Guillermo! Mali tayong nag-umpisa.

00:21:28.520 --> 00:21:31.440 align:center
Gamit 'tong deep ultrasound therapy,

00:21:31.520 --> 00:21:35.280 align:center
nagbe-breakdown 'yong facial fibers natin
at saka nakakalikha ng maraming collagen.

00:21:35.360 --> 00:21:38.480 align:center
Ang maganda dito, wala man lang sakit…

00:21:38.560 --> 00:21:39.919 align:center
Saglit lang, Mayelín.

00:21:41.280 --> 00:21:43.720 align:center
-Ano 'yon?
-Lalabas si Luz. Ano'ng ginagawa ni Pedro?

00:21:43.800 --> 00:21:45.399 align:center
Sasamahan ka daw niya.

00:21:46.159 --> 00:21:48.760 align:center
-Di mo ba siya kikitain?
-Magse-sex sila.

00:21:48.840 --> 00:21:51.960 align:center
Raúl, pwede bang wag kang
masyadong prangka?

00:21:52.040 --> 00:21:54.919 align:center
Susundan ko si Luz. Pag alam ko na,
ise-send ko 'yong location.

00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:57.159 align:center
Di ako pupunta. Ikaw na.
Sabihan mo 'ko mamaya.

00:21:57.240 --> 00:22:00.480 align:center
-Dapat pareho tayong mag-iskandalo.
-Pag pumunta ako, mapapatay ko siya!

00:22:00.560 --> 00:22:02.200 align:center
Sige. Susunod ako. Balitaan mo 'ko.

00:22:04.320 --> 00:22:06.439 align:center
Hinaan mo 'yong intensity.
Ang sakit, lintik.

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.200 align:center
J.R.'S

00:22:19.840 --> 00:22:20.960 align:center
Okay.

00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:23.760 align:center
-Eugenia, may…
-Eto. Subukan mo 'tong tartare.

00:22:27.800 --> 00:22:29.800 align:center
Sobrang comfortable ako sa 'yo.

00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:32.360 align:center
Para talagang…

00:22:32.439 --> 00:22:35.000 align:center
kilala na kita buong buhay ko,
alam mo 'yon?

00:22:36.040 --> 00:22:40.720 align:center
Nga pala. Gusto mo ba kung pa'no ko gawin?

00:22:41.439 --> 00:22:43.679 align:center
-Gawin ang ano?
-Makipag-sex.

00:22:44.919 --> 00:22:46.480 align:center
Oo.

00:22:47.040 --> 00:22:50.960 align:center
Ang totoo, gusto ko 'yon.
Gusto ko 'yong dahil gentle ka.

00:22:52.040 --> 00:22:53.040 align:center
Okay.

00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:56.399 align:center
-Pisngi ng baboy?
-Ayaw mo kung pa'no ako makipag-sex.

00:22:56.480 --> 00:23:00.560 align:center
Oo. Sobra. Pero pwede pa namang maayos.

00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:02.159 align:center
So, ayaw mo nga.

00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:06.360 align:center
-Oo. Sinasabi ko sa 'yo na gusto ko.
-Well, baka masyado pang maaga

00:23:06.439 --> 00:23:08.679 align:center
para mag-alala tungkol do'n.

00:23:08.760 --> 00:23:12.800 align:center
Pa'no kung mag-try ng bago?
Para di tayo tayo mag-stagnate.

00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:14.560 align:center
Tulad ng ano?

00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:18.600 align:center
Ano'ng nakaka-turn on sa 'yo?
May fantasies ka ba?

00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:20.240 align:center
Halimbawa…

00:23:21.640 --> 00:23:24.399 align:center
'Yong scene sa Out of Africa.

00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:27.480 align:center
No'ng hinugasan ni Robert Redford
'yong buhok ni Meryl Streep.

00:23:27.560 --> 00:23:30.880 align:center
Hindi ko maalala 'yong movie.
Luma na. Lumang movie, di ba?

00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:32.800 align:center
-Okay. Pretty Woman.
-Oo naman!

00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:37.960 align:center
No'ng ipinatong ni Richard Gere
si Julia Roberts do'n, sa ibabaw ng piano…

00:23:38.040 --> 00:23:42.439 align:center
Oo. Naalala ko 'yong makapal na bathrobe.
Parang sa magandang hotel, di ba?

00:23:42.520 --> 00:23:45.280 align:center
Gawin kaya natin sa CR?

00:23:45.360 --> 00:23:46.360 align:center
Sa CR…

00:23:47.399 --> 00:23:48.399 align:center
Dito ba?

00:23:57.640 --> 00:23:59.080 align:center
-Umupo ka sa bowl.
-Ha?

00:23:59.159 --> 00:24:00.520 align:center
-Sige na.
-Nakakadiri 'yon.

00:24:00.600 --> 00:24:01.439 align:center
Takpan mo.

00:24:01.520 --> 00:24:04.080 align:center
Hindi, wag sa bowl.
Please. Nakakadiri 'yon.

00:24:04.159 --> 00:24:06.960 align:center
Sandali. Tingnan mo, dito. Dito!

00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:08.919 align:center
Shit!

00:24:11.159 --> 00:24:13.000 align:center
-May tao!
-May CR sa taas.

00:24:13.080 --> 00:24:15.679 align:center
-PWD ako, gago!
-Shit, nakakainis.

00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:17.720 align:center
Shit, ang init no'n!

00:24:17.800 --> 00:24:20.840 align:center
-Mainit? Okay. Mainit.
-Oo. Ah? Mainit.

00:24:22.679 --> 00:24:24.080 align:center
Tirahin mo ko dito sa sink.

00:24:24.159 --> 00:24:25.919 align:center
-Ha? Sa sink?
-Oo. Dito.

00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:27.520 align:center
-Sa sink? Okay.
-Oo!

00:24:27.600 --> 00:24:28.640 align:center
Lintik.

00:24:33.399 --> 00:24:34.640 align:center
Tatawagin ko 'yong manager!

00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:37.200 align:center
Wag kang magkakamaling tumigil!
Wag kang titigil!

00:24:39.760 --> 00:24:42.080 align:center
Hindi. Wag kang maingay!

00:24:45.600 --> 00:24:48.480 align:center
Lintik! Hintayin mong malaman ni Raúl.

00:24:55.560 --> 00:24:58.200 align:center
-Aling room?
-Ewan ko. Nag-elevator si Luz.

00:24:58.280 --> 00:25:00.600 align:center
-Di mo siya sinundan?
-Hinintay kita.

00:25:00.679 --> 00:25:03.040 align:center
Pa'no natin malalaman kung asan na sila?

00:25:03.120 --> 00:25:05.399 align:center
I-check natin! Umakyat ka. Bababa 'ko.

00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:07.480 align:center
Ga'no karaming room 'tong hotel na 'to?

00:25:07.560 --> 00:25:10.880 align:center
Iwasan mo 'yong suites. Para sa quickie,
di ka masyadong gumagastos.

00:25:11.399 --> 00:25:12.600 align:center
Shit talaga 'to.

00:25:13.520 --> 00:25:14.439 align:center
Dito.

00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:15.880 align:center
Good evening.

00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:24.080 align:center
Sorry. Maling pinto. Good night.

00:25:38.080 --> 00:25:39.080 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:43.800 align:center
Sorry.

00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:49.880 align:center
Ako 'yong manager.
Congrats sa pagpili ng hotel namin.

00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:53.439 align:center
Bagay sa 'yo 'yong bathrobe.
Sa 'yo na. Good night.

00:25:58.199 --> 00:25:59.040 align:center
Good evening.

00:26:10.679 --> 00:26:11.960 align:center
Excuse me.

00:26:15.320 --> 00:26:18.040 align:center
-Hi! Asan 'yong putang inang 'yon?
-Ano'ng ginagawa mo dito?

00:26:18.120 --> 00:26:20.320 align:center
Pa'no mo nagawa sa 'kin 'to?

00:26:20.399 --> 00:26:21.399 align:center
Naku.

00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:22.960 align:center
Sino siya?

00:26:24.600 --> 00:26:25.520 align:center
Partner ko.

00:26:25.600 --> 00:26:27.280 align:center
Oo. Pero paalis na ako.

00:26:28.560 --> 00:26:31.720 align:center
Masaya ako na ikaw 'yon, Raúl nga pala.

00:26:31.800 --> 00:26:32.880 align:center
Okay.

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:36.439 align:center
Iiwan ko na kayo.
Okay, honey, enjoy. Magkita tayo sa bahay.

00:26:37.159 --> 00:26:38.159 align:center
Ayos.

00:26:39.760 --> 00:26:41.840 align:center
Paki-sign po 'to…

00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:48.800 align:center
-Ano?
-False alarm. Hindi si Pedro.

00:26:49.600 --> 00:26:53.320 align:center
-Lintik, Raúl. Sobrang nag-alala ako.
-Kita tayo mamaya.

00:26:53.399 --> 00:26:55.720 align:center
Pero asan si Pedro?
Ba't siya nagsinungaling?

00:26:55.800 --> 00:26:59.720 align:center
Wag mo 'kong idamay sa problema mo.
Sobrang masaya na ako.

00:26:59.800 --> 00:27:01.679 align:center
-Raúl…
-Ano 'yon?

00:27:01.760 --> 00:27:02.800 align:center
Ra…

00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:04.960 align:center
Pero…

00:27:08.120 --> 00:27:12.520 align:center
-Kumusta 'yong exam mo, Ulises?
-Naka-silent protest pa din siya.

00:27:13.159 --> 00:27:16.919 align:center
Di daw siya magsasalita hanggang 18 siya
at saka hihingi sa inyo ng kotse.

00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:18.399 align:center
Kumusta ka, darling?

00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:22.280 align:center
Kagabi, nag-party si Papa kasama
'yong mga kaibigan niya, uminom ng beer.

00:27:22.360 --> 00:27:23.560 align:center
Agad agad!

00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:26.120 align:center
Anong party? Di party 'yon!

00:27:26.199 --> 00:27:29.080 align:center
Pinakain mo sila ng sausages!

00:27:29.159 --> 00:27:31.280 align:center
Sa menu na iniwan ko,
zucchini soup ngayon!

00:27:31.360 --> 00:27:34.240 align:center
Malusog sila. Di ba? 100% turkey.

00:27:34.320 --> 00:27:39.000 align:center
Pinaghalong mga tuka, balat, kuko,
at saka mga paa ng pabo lang 'yon.

00:27:40.800 --> 00:27:44.640 align:center
Pag nakatoka ka, pakainin mo sila
ng lahat ng gusto mong gulay.

00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:48.320 align:center
Sinusuhulan mo sila ng junk food, gago ka.

00:27:49.360 --> 00:27:51.120 align:center
-Esther, Diyos ko naman!
-Guillermo!

00:27:51.199 --> 00:27:55.199 align:center
-'Yon 'yong lalaki sa picture!
-Tapusin mo na 'yong pagkain.

00:27:55.280 --> 00:27:57.840 align:center
-Gusto ko ng zucchini soup.
-Mga anak, tatawag ako bukas.

00:27:57.919 --> 00:28:01.399 align:center
Mahal na mahal ko kayo. Kumain kayo
ng peras dessert. Walang pudding!

00:28:02.199 --> 00:28:03.240 align:center
Luis!

00:28:07.159 --> 00:28:08.720 align:center
Boyfriend ba ni Mama 'yon?

00:28:08.800 --> 00:28:10.760 align:center
Hindi, per…

00:28:10.840 --> 00:28:12.800 align:center
Personal trainer niya 'yon.

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:17.120 align:center
Dahil nag-aaral din si Mama para sa exam.
Parang si Papa lang.

00:28:17.199 --> 00:28:18.399 align:center
Sa driving school?

00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.880 align:center
Boyfriend yata ni Mama 'yon kasi nag-yoga
'yong mama ni Martina…

00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:24.199 align:center
Matutulog na!

00:28:24.280 --> 00:28:25.919 align:center
Sige na. Kilos na.

00:28:29.560 --> 00:28:32.120 align:center
Tingnan mo'ng ginawa mo, Esther.
Tingnan mo'ng ginawa mo.

00:28:36.919 --> 00:28:38.919 align:center
Honey, umorder ako ng sushi.

00:28:40.280 --> 00:28:41.880 align:center
Raúl, mag-usap tayo.

00:28:42.919 --> 00:28:46.520 align:center
-O hindi. Mag-dinner na lang tayo.
-Di nagwo-work 'tong open relationship.

00:28:47.120 --> 00:28:48.639 align:center
Hindi? Bakit hindi?

00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.840 align:center
Tinamaan ka ng insecurities.

00:28:50.919 --> 00:28:52.120 align:center
Anong insecurities?

00:28:52.199 --> 00:28:54.159 align:center
Ako at si Pedro? Seryoso?

00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:57.439 align:center
Kung i-ignore mo'ng terms,
magsisinungaling, malala 'yong maiisip ko.

00:28:57.520 --> 00:28:59.679 align:center
Normal 'yon. Di insecurities
'yong mga 'yon.

00:28:59.760 --> 00:29:03.120 align:center
I love you. Pero walang nagsasaya dito.

00:29:03.199 --> 00:29:06.639 align:center
Mas mabuti kung regular couple tayo,
at kung anumang mangyari, mangyayari.

00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:08.840 align:center
Kung magkasawaan man tayo gaya no'ng iba.

00:29:10.560 --> 00:29:13.159 align:center
Anumang desisyon mo, honey.

00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:15.480 align:center
Pag pagod na tayo sa isa't isa,
na mangyayari,

00:29:15.560 --> 00:29:17.240 align:center
e, see you later, alligator.

00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:20.560 align:center
-Matutulog na ako. Pagod na ako.
-E, 'yong sushi?

00:29:28.919 --> 00:29:30.000 align:center
Saan ka ba galing?

00:29:32.879 --> 00:29:36.840 align:center
-Nagsinungaling ka. Di mo kasama si Raúl!
-Oo. Ay, hindi. Pa'no ko ba sasabihin?

00:29:36.919 --> 00:29:38.199 align:center
Saan ka ba galing?

00:29:38.280 --> 00:29:40.480 align:center
Daniela, kailangan kitang makausap.

00:29:40.560 --> 00:29:43.760 align:center
-Sinasabi ko nga ba!
-Hindi, relax. Wala namang masama.

00:29:44.520 --> 00:29:47.199 align:center
Magtuturo ako ng course
sa virility reconstrucion.

00:29:47.280 --> 00:29:49.480 align:center
-Ha?
-Pa'no maging alpha male.

00:29:49.560 --> 00:29:51.480 align:center
Bawiin 'yong inner self
na ninakaw sa amin.

00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.800 align:center
Pumasok ka sa course ng deconstruction
ng sexist pigs, tapos eto 'yong resulta?

00:29:56.879 --> 00:29:58.639 align:center
May business opportunity dito.

00:29:58.720 --> 00:29:59.720 align:center
Eto.

00:30:01.639 --> 00:30:04.120 align:center
'Yong credit card mo. Di ko na kailangan.

00:30:04.199 --> 00:30:05.199 align:center
At…

00:30:06.560 --> 00:30:08.600 align:center
Ba't di ka nagsabi na kikitain mo si Luz?

00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:11.879 align:center
-Sinundan mo 'ko?
-Hindi. Di ako.

00:30:11.959 --> 00:30:13.480 align:center
Sinabi sa 'kin ni Raúl.

00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:16.399 align:center
Tumulong siya na i-set up
'yong sole proprietorship sa notary.

00:30:16.480 --> 00:30:21.080 align:center
-Magkakapera ako, maraming marami.
-Nasisiraan ka na talaga.

00:30:21.159 --> 00:30:25.199 align:center
-Gusto mo ng wine para mag-celebrate?
-Ayoko.

00:30:26.320 --> 00:30:27.639 align:center
Well, masarap talaga 'to.

00:31:40.439 --> 00:31:43.439 align:center
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