WEBVTT 00:06.399 --> 00:09.080 A NETFLIX SERIES 00:11.799 --> 00:14.080 -[birds chirping] -[insects chittering] 00:14.880 --> 00:16.480 You've got a beautiful garden, man. 00:16.560 --> 00:18.400 I planted this buffalo turf, which is awesome, 00:18.480 --> 00:19.800 but it doesn't take root so well. 00:19.880 --> 00:21.880 -[Luis] Hmm. -[Pedro] I really gotta water it a lot. 00:21.959 --> 00:23.360 And the pool looks pretty good too. 00:23.439 --> 00:25.720 [Pedro] Saltwater. Much better than chlorine pools. 00:25.799 --> 00:29.320 Yeah, it's the perfect place to throw a birthday party for Ulises. Hmm. 00:30.520 --> 00:31.599 -Wait, what? -[Luis] Yeah. 00:31.680 --> 00:34.680 I'd like to throw a big party for him. He's still upset about the divorce. 00:34.760 --> 00:36.839 And why do I gotta help fix your marriage shit? 00:36.920 --> 00:37.840 [Santi] Let him use it. 00:37.920 --> 00:41.080 The whole point of having a huge house is to share it with loved ones. 00:41.160 --> 00:42.919 Says the guy with the shitty little apartment. 00:43.000 --> 00:45.199 At least it's mine. You live at your girlfriend's, no? 00:45.280 --> 00:48.320 [Luis] I wanna rent a bounce-house castle with a slide that goes into the water. 00:48.400 --> 00:51.320 Why don't you have the party in one of those places with the colorful balls, 00:51.400 --> 00:52.280 like other parents do? 00:52.360 --> 00:54.000 Hey, man, this is a much cooler place. Hmm? 00:54.080 --> 00:55.440 [sighs] Come on, dude. Don't worry. 00:55.520 --> 00:57.400 I'll make sure the kids behave well and all. 00:59.000 --> 01:01.879 [sighs] Okay. How many kids? 01:01.959 --> 01:03.760 A few kids. Twenty. 01:03.839 --> 01:06.200 Twenty kids? No way. They'll eat my grass, man. 01:06.280 --> 01:07.520 They're children, not goats. 01:07.600 --> 01:09.640 But, dude, I wouldn't ask you if I didn't have to. 01:09.720 --> 01:11.880 [sighs] Okay, fine, 20. No more than that. 01:11.960 --> 01:13.680 Well, their parents will be here. 01:14.440 --> 01:16.640 -No parents in the pool. -Fine. 01:20.640 --> 01:22.119 SOS. 01:22.200 --> 01:25.080 We've lost four of the five commercials we had booked for this week. 01:25.160 --> 01:27.360 -[Daniela gasps] -[cell phone chimes] 01:27.839 --> 01:29.160 -All five now. -What? 01:29.240 --> 01:32.080 Oh, and it looks like they've just rescinded your invitation to the Goyas. 01:32.160 --> 01:34.920 -What? But I picked up my dress for that. -They've taken that back too. 01:35.000 --> 01:37.280 What else can we do? I've deleted all my content with Pedro. 01:37.360 --> 01:40.320 You've been targeted, sweetheart. Just like in The Scarlet Letter. 01:40.399 --> 01:43.600 And I'm also getting splattered by your shitstorm here, all right? 01:43.680 --> 01:45.839 I've already posted that I think he's a giant asshole. 01:45.920 --> 01:47.360 Give it a like. That'll help. 01:47.440 --> 01:50.880 Tell your prick boyfriend to stop posting all that regressive he-man bullshit, 01:50.960 --> 01:51.920 'cause it's ruining you. 01:52.000 --> 01:53.280 Or you could dump him. 01:53.360 --> 01:54.320 I love him, no. 01:54.399 --> 01:56.520 -Just for now. You'll forget him. -Heartbreak will pass. 01:56.600 --> 01:58.000 If you're canceled, it's forever. 01:58.080 --> 02:03.559 And what if I upload a video to Instagram saying that I'm a super feminist, but, uh, 02:04.080 --> 02:05.839 I don't know, that opposites attract or-- 02:05.919 --> 02:08.039 -Don't do that. Do not talk to anybody. -No. 02:08.120 --> 02:09.600 Just gotta wait out the tsunami. 02:09.680 --> 02:10.759 Fall into a cyber-coma. 02:10.840 --> 02:13.480 Do you seriously want to be with someone that thinks those things? 02:13.560 --> 02:15.799 -But he doesn't think that. -You sure though? 02:24.360 --> 02:26.120 -[Raúl] Duna. -What? 02:26.680 --> 02:28.120 Did you get a lip ring? 02:28.200 --> 02:29.560 Yes. You like it? 02:29.640 --> 02:33.000 We're not running a punk bar, okay? This is a fine-dining restaurant. 02:33.080 --> 02:34.320 Right, "fine-dining." 02:34.840 --> 02:38.160 -That thing's just in bad taste, okay? -[cell phone ringing] 02:40.360 --> 02:42.280 -Yes? -[woman] Raúl, it's me. 02:42.880 --> 02:44.480 -Who? -Carmen, asshole. 02:44.560 --> 02:47.480 Oh. Hello. No, well, you know, 02:47.560 --> 02:50.000 since you called me Mr. Limp Dick, well, I deleted your number. 02:50.080 --> 02:51.840 Let's meet at the usual place in half an hour. 02:51.920 --> 02:54.959 [sighs] It's just… I'm busy now. 02:55.040 --> 02:57.280 It's important. I gotta talk to you. 02:57.360 --> 02:58.880 [line beeps] 03:00.560 --> 03:01.920 What does she want now? 03:02.000 --> 03:04.280 Jimena, 43 years, very athletic. 03:04.360 --> 03:07.040 A lover of extreme sports, the gym, dancing. 03:07.120 --> 03:09.440 Well, you two have nothing in common, but you never know. 03:10.440 --> 03:12.600 -Oh, shit! Let's go, come on. -Who's there? My mom? 03:12.679 --> 03:14.720 -No, Nagore, the drunkard. Come on. -[Nagore] Sebas! 03:14.799 --> 03:16.480 -But, Dad, she already saw you. -Come on! 03:16.560 --> 03:17.440 [Nagore] Sebas! 03:17.519 --> 03:19.920 [laughs] What a coincidence. 03:20.000 --> 03:21.560 Yes. How are you, Nagore? 03:21.640 --> 03:23.160 You haven't called me back or anything. 03:23.239 --> 03:25.560 Hmm, hey, well, out of respect for your breakup. 03:25.640 --> 03:28.120 Yeah, 'cause you were so clearly in love with your ex. 03:28.200 --> 03:30.000 What a son of a bitch. He's with someone else. 03:30.080 --> 03:32.920 -Mm. It can happen. -Okay, let's celebrate together. 03:33.000 --> 03:36.399 Oh, no, we can't. No, we've got number 29 at the fish counter, mm-hmm. 03:36.480 --> 03:39.720 She's a little young for you. God damn, what you guys go for, really. 03:39.799 --> 03:42.600 -No, no, she's my daughter. Álex. -Hey, hi there. 03:42.679 --> 03:44.480 Oh, well, you didn't tell me you were a father. 03:44.560 --> 03:45.840 Yes, I told you, Nagore. 03:45.920 --> 03:48.760 -Okay, gotta go. See you later. -What a coincidence that we connected. 03:48.840 --> 03:50.799 -Ciao, call me! -[Álex] Why'd she call you Sebas? 03:50.880 --> 03:54.280 See what kind of women you find me, huh? I'll pass, okay? Really, I'll pass on her. 03:54.359 --> 03:55.880 You're one body away from the target. 03:55.959 --> 03:57.880 It's like abandoning a marathon at the final mile. 03:57.959 --> 04:02.160 Okay, go on, go on. I'll go see Jimena, hmm? 04:02.239 --> 04:04.040 Let's see if she's the love of my life. 04:04.119 --> 04:07.280 No, you need ten hookups in order for your body to forget Mom. 04:07.359 --> 04:10.119 Then you'll be prepared for the love of your life to appear. 04:10.200 --> 04:11.760 Even then, you still might end up alone. 04:11.839 --> 04:13.600 And you have to learn to be alone. 04:14.119 --> 04:16.560 -[clerk] Next customer. -[gasps, sighs] 04:16.640 --> 04:19.519 No way, come on. The boy can celebrate his birthday at home here. 04:19.599 --> 04:23.160 I'll pass on that mansion, because the kid will realize that we're broke. 04:23.240 --> 04:24.360 Don't be so damn stubborn. 04:24.440 --> 04:26.720 He'll have a great fucking time showing off to his friends. 04:26.800 --> 04:30.080 This week, it's my turn to have custody, so I'll make the decision. 04:30.160 --> 04:31.479 [sighs] Uh… 04:32.320 --> 04:34.320 "In the case of a special occasion, 04:34.400 --> 04:36.680 the minor will spend the morning with the custodial parent 04:36.760 --> 04:38.440 until four in the afternoon, 04:38.520 --> 04:41.320 and then transfer to the noncustodial until eight o'clock." 04:41.400 --> 04:43.039 "Unless otherwise agreed by both parties." 04:43.120 --> 04:45.560 That agreement hasn't been ratified by the court though. 04:45.640 --> 04:49.120 Esther, I'm trying to win over Ulises because for some bizarre reason, 04:49.200 --> 04:51.919 he's blaming me that you cheated on me with your personal trainer. 04:52.000 --> 04:53.760 Yeah, because the children are very smart. 04:53.840 --> 04:55.680 And they know deep down the breakup is on you. 04:55.760 --> 04:58.240 Yeah, but the clown's retainer fee is non-refundable. 04:58.320 --> 05:00.560 Then why don't you play the clown, 'cause it'd be free? 05:00.640 --> 05:03.039 -Let's ask our son. How about he decides? -Okay. 05:04.440 --> 05:05.440 Ulises! 05:05.960 --> 05:07.080 With Mom. 05:07.599 --> 05:08.440 That's a shame. 05:08.520 --> 05:11.479 There was gonna be a bounce-house castle with a slide going into the pool. 05:11.560 --> 05:12.720 Then with Dad, with my dad! 05:14.360 --> 05:16.760 Well, I could hire a magician here. 05:16.840 --> 05:18.200 Well, he can come to Dad's party. 05:18.280 --> 05:19.400 [chuckles] 05:21.640 --> 05:24.240 -It saves you from having to clean up. -Hmm. 05:24.320 --> 05:27.760 -Didn't you say you wanted to talk? -Yes. Yeah, in a minute. In a minute. 05:27.840 --> 05:29.840 [both panting] 05:33.080 --> 05:34.400 -[line ringing] -That's it. 05:34.479 --> 05:37.560 That's good. That's it. That's it. [moaning] 05:37.640 --> 05:38.640 Raúl? 05:38.720 --> 05:39.840 Raúl, what the-- 05:39.919 --> 05:41.359 -The fuck am I seeing? -Holy shit! 05:41.440 --> 05:44.080 -Give it to me! -Turn that thing off! 05:44.160 --> 05:46.440 -Carmen! -[both panting] 05:46.520 --> 05:48.160 What the hell's wrong with you? 05:49.240 --> 05:50.919 He dumped me, the motherfucker. 05:51.000 --> 05:52.240 [panting] 05:52.320 --> 05:55.200 -[Raúl groans, sighs] -Ugh! 05:55.280 --> 05:58.479 -So why'd you screw her? -I don't know. Just force of habit. 05:58.560 --> 06:00.599 The real loss is the money we spent on that course. 06:00.680 --> 06:02.720 Yeah, well, Luz'll find out, and it'll all go to shit. 06:02.800 --> 06:04.240 -We were doing well. -[Pedro] Sell it. 06:04.320 --> 06:06.760 Go sell your share of the restaurant to Jero for a low price. 06:06.840 --> 06:08.640 Then distance yourself from the two of them. 06:08.720 --> 06:10.280 But my share belongs to Luz. 06:10.359 --> 06:11.919 Get power of attorney. Go to the notary. 06:12.000 --> 06:14.680 And what will I do with my life? I'm gonna go broke now. 06:14.760 --> 06:16.320 Your choice. Business or girlfriend? 06:17.520 --> 06:21.359 I'll go broke then. I'll reinvent myself again, huh? 06:21.440 --> 06:24.120 [grunts] If Luz leaves me, I'll die. 06:24.720 --> 06:26.960 Well, all that "If Luz leaves me, I'll die" stuff, 06:27.039 --> 06:28.880 bet you don't care while fucking Carmen, huh? 06:28.960 --> 06:30.039 [laughs] 06:30.120 --> 06:32.560 You're a bunch of assholes giving advice. 06:36.039 --> 06:38.440 [sighs] What's wrong? Are you okay? 06:38.520 --> 06:39.919 The guys are downstairs. 06:40.000 --> 06:41.560 No. Not okay. 06:42.400 --> 06:45.479 I'm canceled thanks to my boyfriend, the sexist asshole guru. 06:45.560 --> 06:48.760 Okay, so you lost some followers. Not like it's the end of the world. 06:48.840 --> 06:50.880 Fuck, they've already canceled every one of my jobs. 06:50.960 --> 06:52.320 I mean, Pedro, my God! 06:52.400 --> 06:55.080 I finally find a way to make a living, and you come along and ruin it. 06:55.160 --> 06:57.720 -What's your problem with my success, huh? -What's wrong with mine? 06:57.799 --> 07:00.400 You can't go around saying those things. You believe this stuff? 07:00.479 --> 07:03.840 Daniela, it's not me though. It's my avatar. You remember? 07:03.919 --> 07:04.840 You told me that. 07:04.919 --> 07:07.239 -Are you comparing that to what I do? -It's exactly the same. 07:07.320 --> 07:09.960 We take advantage of how stupid people are in order to make money. 07:10.039 --> 07:11.359 Capitalism in its purest form. 07:11.440 --> 07:13.919 I don't project any hurtful messages. I don't hurt anyone. 07:14.000 --> 07:14.840 Really, you don't? 07:14.919 --> 07:17.159 You push 'em to consume things that they don't need at all. 07:17.239 --> 07:20.080 And what's worse, you make 'em think that they can buy happiness. 07:20.159 --> 07:22.039 -Whoa! -[Pedro] Those creams don't rejuvenate. 07:22.120 --> 07:24.680 Skin is impermeable. That crap doesn't pass through the epidermis. 07:24.760 --> 07:27.560 -What about my yoga classes? -That's just a way to show your ass off. 07:27.640 --> 07:30.479 Which I respect, okay? But can we all just agree to call a spade a spade? 07:30.560 --> 07:32.000 Not saying this just to piss you off, 07:32.080 --> 07:34.120 but your shitty character is destroying you. 07:34.200 --> 07:35.599 Since when are you such a feminist? 07:35.680 --> 07:38.440 -Since you became such an asshole. -Relax. Let's try to get organized. 07:38.520 --> 07:41.280 -We're a team now. -Pedro, do you love me? 07:41.359 --> 07:43.479 -I do love you. -Then cut it out with all this bullshit. 07:43.560 --> 07:45.159 -Stop with yours. -I started before this. 07:45.239 --> 07:48.280 Daniela, my potential for growth is much greater than yours. 07:48.359 --> 07:49.359 You've already topped out. 07:49.440 --> 07:52.560 -[scoffs] Are we competing now? -[cell phone rings] 07:53.640 --> 07:56.880 Yes? Yes, this is me. It's the network. [grunts] 07:58.039 --> 08:00.120 Yes, Pedro Aguilar, the very same. 08:00.200 --> 08:03.200 -Sure. Today? Yeah, no problem at all. -[sighs] 08:03.280 --> 08:05.320 [Pedro] No, no, I can get there. I know where it is. 08:05.400 --> 08:07.880 [Luis] Uli, it's your birthday tomorrow, big guy. 08:07.960 --> 08:09.479 We're gonna have a great time together. 08:09.560 --> 08:12.560 Wait till you see your Uncle Pedro's awesome house. You'll love it. Uh… 08:13.760 --> 08:16.520 Uh, would you stop with the filters and talk to me? 08:16.599 --> 08:18.400 Dad, we miss you so much. 08:18.479 --> 08:20.359 You know I miss both of you so much, honey. 08:20.440 --> 08:22.560 Mommy, do you also miss Dad? 08:25.039 --> 08:27.840 [sighs] Luis, where did you leave the strainer for the pasta? 08:27.919 --> 08:28.760 In the cupboard. 08:28.840 --> 08:30.359 [Esther] No, it's not in the cupboard. 08:30.440 --> 08:33.240 Everything is in the wrong place, goddammit, and I can't find anything! 08:33.319 --> 08:34.760 -What's the matter? -[Esther] Nothing! 08:34.840 --> 08:38.400 Hey, the cute gym guy that Mom knows went back to his old girlfriend. 08:38.480 --> 08:39.400 He's a jerk. 08:39.480 --> 08:43.039 Uh-huh. Uh, I just mean-- don't say that. 08:43.120 --> 08:45.320 -Kids, hang up now. We're having dinner. -[beeps] 08:45.400 --> 08:48.880 Hmm, Iris, very bad, huh? We don't talk about Mom's stuff. 08:48.959 --> 08:50.880 But that's what you told Luz. 08:52.720 --> 08:55.240 -[door closes] -Hi, honey. 08:57.160 --> 08:59.199 You want some of this baked salmon? 08:59.280 --> 09:00.360 Yeah, sounds good. 09:02.520 --> 09:05.400 Oh, hey, um, I was thinking and… 09:06.360 --> 09:08.120 I need a change of scenery. 09:08.199 --> 09:10.440 I'm thinking about selling Jero my share of the restaurant. 09:10.520 --> 09:12.199 Why though? You were doing so well. 09:12.280 --> 09:14.160 Yeah, but you and I are entering a new phase, 09:14.240 --> 09:16.360 and I'll need some new challenges. 09:17.079 --> 09:18.720 So, Amsterdam's a no-go, huh? 09:18.800 --> 09:20.160 Yeah, no, they hired someone. 09:20.240 --> 09:21.720 But, hey, if you wanna sell… 09:22.640 --> 09:25.640 Yes, yes. It's something I've been thinking about for some time. 09:27.079 --> 09:29.240 But didn't you say that you just thought about this? 09:29.320 --> 09:30.160 No, I mean, 09:30.240 --> 09:33.280 I'd already been thinking about this. You know, I like to chew on things. 09:33.360 --> 09:35.720 [inhales] Uh, hospitality biz sucks. 09:35.800 --> 09:37.240 Well, that's what I always say. 09:40.520 --> 09:43.720 Oh, and if you can't make it to the notary, 09:43.800 --> 09:46.920 uh, you can give me power of attorney. I'll sign if you don't have time to go. 09:47.000 --> 09:49.560 No, no way. I'll go because you're a disaster. 09:49.640 --> 09:51.360 You sure? There's no need to go, huh? 09:51.440 --> 09:54.320 -I said yes, so I can check it all. -Okay, okay. 09:54.400 --> 09:56.760 [inhales] But you gotta learn to delegate, huh? 10:00.400 --> 10:02.199 [Marga] This hand is mine. Diamonds are trumps. 10:02.280 --> 10:03.920 Well, no, I had the highest card. 10:04.000 --> 10:06.839 But you saw clubs, and you still played spades. 10:06.920 --> 10:09.000 Hey, Dad, either watch the movie or play cards. 10:09.079 --> 10:10.400 -[cell phone ringing] -Concentrate. 10:10.480 --> 10:12.040 Each round is taking forever. 10:14.640 --> 10:15.560 Hello. 10:15.640 --> 10:18.760 [Pedro] Hey, bud, I can't let you use the house for the party. 10:18.839 --> 10:19.760 You're fucking kidding. 10:19.839 --> 10:23.320 The gardener used this special fertilizer, so the grass is very toxic now. 10:23.400 --> 10:25.000 You lay fertilizer in spring, don't you? 10:25.079 --> 10:27.640 Besides, Daniela told me she doesn't want a big to-do, 10:27.720 --> 10:29.000 'cause she's a little depressed. 10:29.079 --> 10:30.920 I didn't say anything. He's trying to back out. 10:31.000 --> 10:33.240 [Luis] Dude, I've already sent out the invitations. 10:33.320 --> 10:35.640 It was a WhatsApp message, but everyone's already read it. 10:35.720 --> 10:37.720 It's just that the TV network booked me for tomorrow. 10:37.800 --> 10:39.680 -They'll be at your house? -[Daniela] No. 10:39.760 --> 10:41.760 -So, what does that matter? -[Pedro sighs] 10:41.839 --> 10:42.920 I just don't like the idea 10:43.000 --> 10:45.360 of 20 dirty kids running loose around my house, dude. 10:45.440 --> 10:48.720 -I told you I'd keep them under control. -I'll help you, Luis. Don't you worry. 10:48.800 --> 10:51.520 -Thank you, sweetie. See you tomorrow. -[gunfire blasting on TV] 10:52.839 --> 10:53.839 Here, we dealt you in. 10:53.920 --> 10:55.320 Pedro, your friend needs you. 10:55.400 --> 10:57.480 -And that dumb grass can be replanted. -Sure. 10:57.560 --> 10:59.240 [scoffs] You're not the one paying. 11:00.280 --> 11:02.079 Because you wouldn't let me, asshole. 11:02.160 --> 11:04.079 And it's not grass. It's buffalo turf. 11:05.800 --> 11:07.920 "Me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me." 11:08.000 --> 11:10.520 Things with my ex-husband were more or less fine. 11:10.600 --> 11:12.719 Then he secretly got a facelift and looked like Pokémon. 11:12.800 --> 11:13.959 -[Santi] No. -Oh, yes. 11:14.040 --> 11:17.440 I said, "What am I doing with this guy?" He can't even close his own eyes." 11:17.520 --> 11:18.640 It was just so creepy. 11:18.719 --> 11:21.120 Oh, God, please. No, he's got issues with age. 11:21.199 --> 11:23.079 -Hmm. -Oof. Some people can't accept it. 11:23.160 --> 11:26.000 -Mm-hmm. Hmm. -You said you were 43 years old, right? 11:26.079 --> 11:27.520 -Mm-hmm. Yes. And you? -Hmm. 11:27.600 --> 11:30.199 -Forty-four. -Hmm. Look, we're almost the same age. 11:30.280 --> 11:32.680 Check that out, what a coincidence, right? The same age, yes. 11:32.760 --> 11:35.000 For example, when you were little, what shows did you like? 11:35.079 --> 11:36.839 Well, I used to like watching Heidi. 11:36.920 --> 11:40.120 I also really liked The Crystal Ball, Candy Candy. 11:40.199 --> 11:41.880 You watch anything in black and white too? 11:43.880 --> 11:45.800 Uh, that's kind of a weird question. 11:45.880 --> 11:48.959 No, sorry. It was just to get to know each other. That's all I meant. 11:49.040 --> 11:50.520 Hey, ask me anything you want. 11:50.600 --> 11:52.400 Yeah. You like having sex too? 11:53.400 --> 11:54.240 Let me think. 11:55.240 --> 11:56.800 Well, more than I thought I did. 11:56.880 --> 11:59.600 [both sigh] 11:59.680 --> 12:00.880 Oh, shit. 12:01.600 --> 12:02.440 Oh! 12:03.040 --> 12:05.959 Oh, so great. Very great. [laughs] 12:06.040 --> 12:07.079 Going to the bathroom. 12:07.160 --> 12:08.760 [Santi sighing] 12:08.839 --> 12:11.160 [Jimena grunts] 12:11.719 --> 12:12.640 [Santi exhales] 12:14.440 --> 12:15.600 Oh, wow. 12:16.520 --> 12:19.920 What a great body you have for-- for a 43-year-old. 12:20.000 --> 12:22.000 [clicks tongue] Mm! Thank you. 12:24.079 --> 12:25.680 [panting] 12:29.160 --> 12:31.040 "1964"? 12:31.760 --> 12:32.640 Holy shit! 12:32.719 --> 12:34.160 -Hey, what are you doing? -Oh! 12:34.240 --> 12:36.240 -Are you robbing me? -No, no, really, I wasn't. 12:36.320 --> 12:38.880 Brad Pitt can rob me, like in Thelma and Louise, but not you. 12:38.959 --> 12:41.199 I'm sorry, really. I was just curious about your age, 12:41.280 --> 12:43.800 and, uh, are you actually, like, 58 years old? 12:44.480 --> 12:46.640 [sighs] If I put in my real age, 12:46.719 --> 12:48.880 I only get matches with these desperate old farts. 12:49.480 --> 12:52.599 And besides, you also lied to me too, because I know you're 50 at least. 12:52.680 --> 12:54.280 But I didn't lie to you. I am 44. 12:54.360 --> 12:56.680 You're serious? Oof. Kid, take care of yourself. 12:56.760 --> 12:59.360 Okay, but for me, age isn't even important, okay? 12:59.440 --> 13:01.440 But your body's a problem for me though. 13:01.520 --> 13:03.760 No way I'm gonna work out like a Green Beret every day, 13:03.839 --> 13:05.199 just to snag a guy with a dad bod. 13:06.240 --> 13:07.280 A dad bod? 13:08.040 --> 13:09.520 Uh, my body's real. 13:09.599 --> 13:12.320 It's, uh, authentically beautiful. 13:12.400 --> 13:15.320 Come on, if I went to the gym though, in two weeks, I'd be strong as a bull. 13:15.400 --> 13:16.520 -Huh? -[door opens] 13:16.599 --> 13:17.640 Jimena? 13:21.560 --> 13:23.560 Santi, you're officially a sexual predator. 13:23.640 --> 13:25.440 No, worse, a gerontophile. 13:25.520 --> 13:28.160 When you're 40, you go for 30-year-olds, not 60-year-olds. 13:28.240 --> 13:29.160 Where you going? 13:29.240 --> 13:30.320 To shut you all up! 13:35.320 --> 13:38.160 That woman is seriously 58 years old? What's her diet? 13:38.240 --> 13:39.959 Women really don't look their age these days. 13:40.040 --> 13:42.000 When my grandma was 50, she looked like a grandma. 13:42.079 --> 13:43.440 That was when women had nine kids. 13:43.520 --> 13:44.920 What happened with Jane Fonda? 13:45.000 --> 13:47.160 Well, she caught me looking at her ID, and she got mad. 13:47.240 --> 13:50.040 [scoffs] Such a shame, 'cause her buttocks was… 13:50.120 --> 13:51.599 Did you say "buttocks"? 13:51.680 --> 13:53.400 Would you date a chick much older than you? 13:53.480 --> 13:56.160 Well, the age thing is just a sexist hangup, you know. 13:56.240 --> 13:58.760 You'll go from pulling off her thong to changing her diaper. 13:58.839 --> 13:59.760 Oh, come on. 13:59.839 --> 14:02.440 -[cell phone ringing] -[sighs] Oh, just what I need. 14:02.520 --> 14:05.199 Hey, so we still playing? We've got the court until 12. 14:05.719 --> 14:07.320 -What is it? [sighs] -[Blanca] Santiago. 14:07.400 --> 14:10.240 You're gonna have to come and get me because I've been in a car crash, 14:10.320 --> 14:12.120 and it turns out, the insurance is expired. 14:12.199 --> 14:15.760 Blanca, I told you if you're gonna keep the car, you must renew the policy on it. 14:15.839 --> 14:18.680 Ugh, you liar. And now he's saying it's my fault. Really, what an asshole! 14:18.760 --> 14:21.160 -Who are you talking with? -The officer that's gonna fine you. 14:21.240 --> 14:23.680 Who is comforting me because I'm having a nervous breakdown. 14:23.760 --> 14:26.439 Really, Santiago. I'm asking you, please, can you explain it to them? 14:26.520 --> 14:29.120 -Then fine. I'm on my way. -I'll send the location. 14:29.199 --> 14:31.680 -Come on, dude. -You're leaving now? 14:31.760 --> 14:34.040 -Dude, get over that bitch already. -[sighs] 14:34.120 --> 14:36.640 Well, man, the car's in my name, and I could get in trouble. 14:36.719 --> 14:38.079 Why's that car still in your name? 14:38.160 --> 14:40.839 I really don't feel like responding to all these questions, okay? 14:40.920 --> 14:41.760 See you later, bye. 14:41.839 --> 14:43.439 I'm done with this, okay? 14:45.560 --> 14:48.839 Well, that's even better. More time to celebrate his birthday now. 14:49.360 --> 14:52.000 Fuck. Brilliant. [inhales] 14:52.079 --> 14:54.079 [children shouting] 14:54.680 --> 14:56.400 -Oh! Isn't this nice? -All right! [chuckles] 14:56.479 --> 14:59.160 -A little joy in this house for once. -Don't give that kid candies. 14:59.240 --> 15:00.479 It's just for one day. 15:00.560 --> 15:02.640 It's just that with those amphetamines and the sugar, 15:02.719 --> 15:04.040 he's like a wet gremlin now. 15:04.120 --> 15:06.040 [chattering] 15:08.079 --> 15:09.079 I'll be back. 15:09.920 --> 15:11.400 Don't you dare! I'll beat your ass. 15:11.479 --> 15:12.520 Get away! 15:13.560 --> 15:15.760 -[Luis] What? -How much did all this cost you? 15:15.839 --> 15:17.560 Well, less than it looks like. 15:17.640 --> 15:20.360 Oh, hey, I'm sorry things didn't work out with your personal trainer. 15:20.439 --> 15:22.160 Don't think I'm gonna be discussing that. 15:22.240 --> 15:24.439 Come on, if he hurt you, I'll keep giving him tickets. 15:24.520 --> 15:26.160 I'll have his license revoked. 15:26.240 --> 15:28.520 -But I'm not like that. -[mutters] 15:28.599 --> 15:32.400 But, hey, if he commits a violation one day… 15:32.479 --> 15:33.319 [Luis] Hmm. 15:33.400 --> 15:36.599 …it's your duty to penalize him. I think his registration's due soon. 15:36.680 --> 15:38.719 Ulises, don't bring that water gun in the house. 15:38.800 --> 15:39.959 Ugh! 15:40.040 --> 15:42.680 -[Pedro] Esther, not inside the house. -[Esther] Pedro, I'm sorry. 15:43.360 --> 15:47.199 Hey, see this? How stupid can people be when it comes to Internet fame and photos? 15:47.280 --> 15:49.599 [scoffs] Yes, it's pretty pathetic, huh? 15:49.680 --> 15:51.959 Pedro, can you take a photo with me? 15:52.040 --> 15:54.280 I wanna show off that I met the sexist machos guru. 15:54.360 --> 15:56.160 -Yeah, now's good. -[man chuckles] 15:56.240 --> 15:57.920 [Pedro cackles] 15:58.000 --> 16:00.439 -Thank you so much. [laughs] -Yeah. This guy gets it. 16:00.520 --> 16:05.040 [sighs] Ah, I gotta get to that interview, but I'm afraid to leave here. 16:05.120 --> 16:06.199 It's all under control, man. 16:06.280 --> 16:08.680 You're talking to an administer of law and order. 16:08.760 --> 16:09.800 Get a move on. 16:12.040 --> 16:14.040 [classical music fanfare playing] 16:21.000 --> 16:23.160 What's up, everyone? Hey, José Ángel. 16:23.240 --> 16:25.040 Pedro, how are ya? 16:25.120 --> 16:27.839 Hey, I told you you'd be calling me soon enough. 16:27.920 --> 16:29.800 -How are you, Cristina? -Happy. 16:29.880 --> 16:32.880 You fired me for being a sexist pig, but called me back for the same reason. 16:32.959 --> 16:35.240 Half of Spain hates you. That always gets an audience. 16:35.319 --> 16:36.400 I also have my fans, huh? 16:36.479 --> 16:39.640 Nuria says she can't wait to interview you. Are you nervous for it? 16:39.719 --> 16:41.680 -Well, a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. -[chuckles] 16:41.760 --> 16:43.959 That's it. Get yourself to makeup. You know where it is. 16:44.040 --> 16:46.680 -We'll see you later. -Wait, hang on. I got a pitch for you. 16:46.760 --> 16:48.719 Could you hold this for a sec, Cristina? Thank you. 16:50.680 --> 16:53.839 What do you think about a series following a group of troubled macho men? 16:54.520 --> 16:55.839 Machos Alpha. 16:57.160 --> 16:58.199 Title's ironic, hon. 16:58.280 --> 17:00.920 -Oh, wow, you don't say. -Sounds good. We'll talk about it. 17:01.000 --> 17:02.280 Okay. I'll see you. 17:03.000 --> 17:05.560 -Uh. Cristina. -Hmm. 17:07.040 --> 17:09.200 So Alpha Males? He's serious? 17:09.280 --> 17:10.200 Mm-hmm. 17:10.280 --> 17:12.800 -[laughs] -[huffs] 17:12.880 --> 17:15.240 [Nuria] So today, we have a very special guest with us. 17:15.319 --> 17:18.720 Maybe some of you still don't know him, but he holds the dubious honor 17:18.800 --> 17:21.240 of having annoyed an enormous number of feminists, 17:21.319 --> 17:24.839 and that includes our very own Minister of Equality, 17:24.919 --> 17:27.720 with his videos opposing new notions of masculinity. 17:27.800 --> 17:29.240 Uh, Pedro Aguilar, good afternoon. 17:29.320 --> 17:30.320 How are you, Nuria? 17:30.399 --> 17:33.120 I'm doing very well, but, well, uh, you've really caused quite a stir. 17:33.200 --> 17:35.680 Yeah, well, society evolves, and new problems arise. 17:35.760 --> 17:39.240 -We ought to seek out solutions to them. -Huh? Is feminism the problem here? 17:39.320 --> 17:43.440 [inhales] I've been a staunch advocate for parity, equality, and so on. 17:43.520 --> 17:47.520 The roadmap for women has been very clear, but for men, it's not so clear. 17:47.600 --> 17:49.080 As of now, we're a bit in the woods. 17:49.159 --> 17:51.960 Um, and your course on the reconstruction of virility, 17:52.040 --> 17:54.919 I understand it's to enlighten us about the male gender. 17:55.000 --> 17:57.399 [Pedro] And the female gender too. There are quite a few women 17:57.480 --> 18:00.320 who are also fed up with the nonsense we're seeing. 18:00.399 --> 18:03.320 Uh, do you expect us to believe that all of a sudden 18:03.399 --> 18:04.600 men are the victimized ones? 18:04.680 --> 18:08.080 Cis, hetero, white people, we're basically screwed. 18:08.159 --> 18:11.280 Mm, take this asshole down. Please, come on, I'm begging you. 18:11.360 --> 18:13.919 [Patri] Oh, ma'am. Ma'am! 18:14.000 --> 18:16.320 The house is full of kids playing a game of hide and seek. 18:16.399 --> 18:18.000 Wait, Patri, I'll be there soon. 18:18.080 --> 18:19.919 The gentleman said kids weren't allowed inside. 18:20.000 --> 18:22.240 Well, fuck the gentleman. He's really so full of shit. 18:22.320 --> 18:24.680 -We'll go and sort it all out now. -Yes, uh, excuse us. 18:25.679 --> 18:28.280 -What is this? Get outta there! -Come on, kids! Everyone outside. 18:28.360 --> 18:31.159 -You have a huge yard to play in. -[door closes] 18:31.240 --> 18:33.080 Psst, psst. Hey, there are more upstairs. 18:33.159 --> 18:35.120 -I can hear 'em. -[Esther] God damn it. 18:37.399 --> 18:39.000 Hey, come on! Get a move on. 18:39.080 --> 18:40.679 Everybody in the fucking yard right now. 18:40.760 --> 18:42.200 -You can't play in here. -Hey, Luis! 18:42.280 --> 18:43.360 -Come on-- ah! -Oh, shit! 18:43.440 --> 18:45.440 God, how many are there? Downstairs, asshole! 18:45.520 --> 18:47.360 -Luis, watch the language. -Huh! 18:47.440 --> 18:51.520 This is from you. After making that scene during that housewarming dinner, huh? 18:51.600 --> 18:53.679 "I wanna fuck. I wanna fuck!" 18:53.760 --> 18:55.280 Cut it out. Don't remind me. 18:55.360 --> 18:58.399 I mean, in hindsight, we probably should've just fucked. 18:58.480 --> 18:59.440 [chuckles] 18:59.520 --> 19:02.240 [whimsical orchestral music playing] 19:09.560 --> 19:11.679 [both moaning] 19:11.760 --> 19:13.880 [panting] 19:15.399 --> 19:18.520 Fuck, Esther. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 19:18.600 --> 19:20.320 -Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! -There, there! 19:20.399 --> 19:21.800 Oh! [panting] 19:22.399 --> 19:25.000 -Well, come on. Come on! -Get this damn thing off. 19:25.080 --> 19:26.600 I got it. [grunts] 19:26.679 --> 19:27.679 -Come on, Luis. -Come on! 19:27.760 --> 19:30.280 -Almost there. Here I come. Here I come. -[panting] 19:30.360 --> 19:33.080 [both moaning] 19:38.080 --> 19:39.520 -[Luis chuckles] -Quiet. 19:42.960 --> 19:45.320 -Come on. Let's go. -[sighs] 19:55.280 --> 19:57.440 -Hmm, hey, honey. Mm, how do I say this? -Hmm? 19:57.520 --> 20:01.040 Um, if you notice something seems up with Jero, don't be surprised. 20:01.840 --> 20:03.080 Why? Something happen? 20:03.159 --> 20:06.520 No, just with this new open relationship thing, well… 20:06.600 --> 20:08.080 I went and slept with Carmen. 20:08.919 --> 20:09.840 What? 20:10.360 --> 20:13.360 It was her, okay? For a long time, she'd been chasing me. 20:13.440 --> 20:15.440 And I wanted a hot story I could tell you. 20:15.520 --> 20:17.200 Because you were so insistent with that, so… 20:17.280 --> 20:18.919 You didn't tell me this one. 20:19.000 --> 20:22.280 I was saving it for our anniversary 'cause it's a great story. 20:22.360 --> 20:24.040 The notary's waiting for you in room seven. 20:24.120 --> 20:25.200 -[Raúl] Mm. -[Luz chuckles] 20:25.280 --> 20:27.840 Is the other signatory coming? The notary's quite busy today. 20:27.919 --> 20:29.640 [Luz] Hmm. 20:31.240 --> 20:32.200 Hey, he's here. 20:33.320 --> 20:34.360 [Luz] Hello, Jero. 20:35.159 --> 20:36.440 Your ID, please, sir. 20:39.120 --> 20:41.000 All right, so the two of you will be signing off 20:41.080 --> 20:43.000 on the sale of the company's shares. 20:43.080 --> 20:46.640 Uh, Barkeeps' Café and Tavern, which you're listed as owning 50%. 20:46.720 --> 20:47.560 Correct? 20:47.640 --> 20:49.679 [Jero] Yes, we shared everything. 20:49.760 --> 20:50.760 Including my woman. 20:50.840 --> 20:52.960 We were both fucking her. I just didn't realize it. 20:53.040 --> 20:54.399 You wanna see the video? 20:54.480 --> 20:55.360 What, there's a video? 20:55.440 --> 20:57.520 I was gonna put the pen drive in the chocolate cake. 20:57.600 --> 20:58.440 [Jero] He's a prick. 20:58.520 --> 21:00.919 There's so many women out there. You had to go and fuck mine. 21:01.000 --> 21:02.840 All right, Jero. It takes two to tango, okay? 21:02.919 --> 21:04.720 Well, don't place so much importance on it, 21:04.800 --> 21:06.640 because monogamy is a fallacy of our society. 21:06.720 --> 21:09.159 -I agree. -So you're, what? A modern woman? 21:09.240 --> 21:10.560 We have an open relationship. 21:10.640 --> 21:13.159 You don't mind for the last two years, he's been fucking Carmen? 21:15.120 --> 21:16.240 What do you mean "two years"? 21:16.320 --> 21:18.600 Uh, no, no, no, no. It wasn't that long, no. 21:18.679 --> 21:19.919 She told me everything. 21:20.000 --> 21:21.600 -Raúl. -[splutters] No way. 21:21.679 --> 21:23.600 No, he must've misunderstood. He was mad. 21:23.679 --> 21:25.760 I cannot believe this. You've been cheating that long? 21:25.840 --> 21:28.760 -Don't you two have an open relationship? -Yeah, for the last three months. 21:28.840 --> 21:30.080 Asshole. 21:31.240 --> 21:32.919 -[scoffs] -[splutters] Luz. 21:34.159 --> 21:35.080 Hey, honey. 21:36.679 --> 21:39.040 It's-- hey, no, it's not like that. 21:39.120 --> 21:40.919 Hey, don't listen to this asshole. 21:41.000 --> 21:42.760 But are you going to sign the sale or not? 21:42.840 --> 21:45.200 You're-- you're really throwing me off schedule. 21:47.159 --> 21:48.080 [sighs] 21:48.159 --> 21:50.399 [Nuria] What angers me is that you men don't acknowledge 21:50.480 --> 21:52.919 that the old model of dominant masculinity 21:53.000 --> 21:55.040 is incapable of adapting itself to the new reality 21:55.120 --> 21:57.480 that we are creating through our own struggle. 21:57.560 --> 22:00.000 You're all very scared of connecting with liberated women. 22:00.080 --> 22:03.439 You're right. Us guys certainly need to evolve, but you women do as well. 22:03.520 --> 22:06.480 The radical feminists are always comparing the penis to a weapon. 22:06.560 --> 22:09.200 -But aren't they? -Not since you've emptied the barrel. 22:09.280 --> 22:10.880 Excuse me, Pedro, are you joking? 22:10.960 --> 22:12.640 [Pedro] The problem with this new man 22:12.720 --> 22:15.080 is that it goes against our biological nature. 22:15.159 --> 22:17.640 And we know wimpy guys don't turn you on. 22:17.720 --> 22:20.240 -Here you go now with "wimpy guys." -[Pedro] Be honest with me. 22:20.320 --> 22:22.320 When you were in school, who were you attracted to? 22:22.399 --> 22:23.760 The tough guy with the motorcycle 22:23.840 --> 22:26.000 who was always skipping class and smoking joints 22:26.080 --> 22:29.240 or the nerdy guy with the glasses who failed gym classes? 22:29.320 --> 22:30.800 Uh, me? The female Spanish teacher. 22:30.880 --> 22:33.200 -[exhales] Oh, touché. -[Nuria] Okay. 22:33.280 --> 22:36.200 And how is your partner. a certain well-known influencer, 22:36.280 --> 22:40.040 taking her boyfriend's sudden boost in popularity amongst sexist followers? 22:40.120 --> 22:41.960 Well, she's just overjoyed about my success, 22:42.040 --> 22:43.280 and I about hers, of course. 22:43.360 --> 22:45.240 Well, it can't be easy now for a public figure 22:45.320 --> 22:47.360 to maintain a close relationship with you. 22:47.439 --> 22:50.800 Because Daniela loves being with a man who's strong and sure of himself. 22:51.320 --> 22:52.760 An alpha male. 22:53.360 --> 22:55.679 Yeah, we're taking a live phone call from her? 22:55.760 --> 22:57.080 Daniela, good afternoon. 22:57.159 --> 22:59.159 [Daniela] Don't make stuff up. I'm not enjoying this. 22:59.240 --> 23:01.120 Um, uh, honey, I-- 23:01.679 --> 23:03.600 [splutters] What's up? 23:03.679 --> 23:05.880 [chuckles] Ah! She's watching me on TV now. 23:05.960 --> 23:08.520 I'm feeling embarrassed by you, to be honest, and I'm feeling sad. 23:08.600 --> 23:10.320 -Because I just can't do this anymore. -What? 23:10.399 --> 23:13.040 I can't be with someone who goes around saying this messed-up stuff. 23:13.120 --> 23:14.480 I have too much dignity. 23:14.560 --> 23:17.000 Daniela, I'm sorry. Are you breaking up with him on air? 23:17.080 --> 23:18.200 Please, tell me that you are. 23:18.280 --> 23:21.120 Look, I realize this isn't the time or the place, but-- 23:21.200 --> 23:23.159 Uh, my love, honey… [chuckles] 23:23.240 --> 23:25.720 Let's just-- how about we discuss this later at home, okay? 23:25.800 --> 23:27.880 'Cause to be honest, I'm not understanding any of this. 23:27.960 --> 23:30.480 Well, between me and your ego, your ego has won, Pedro. 23:30.560 --> 23:31.600 So what else can I do? 23:31.679 --> 23:33.200 -Goodbye. -No. No, no. 23:33.280 --> 23:35.240 Hang on, hang on, hang on. Uh, Daniela! 23:35.320 --> 23:37.880 -Daniela? -Uh, continue. You said before… 23:38.480 --> 23:40.760 What were you telling me about the alpha male? 23:42.960 --> 23:44.000 [door closes] 23:44.080 --> 23:46.080 [water running] 23:50.600 --> 23:52.919 -Hello! -[Santi] Hey, how's it going? 23:53.000 --> 23:56.320 You look so beautiful. You're just-- wow, that's such an awesome T-shirt. 23:56.399 --> 23:57.919 -Whoa! -Who's that in the shower? 23:58.000 --> 23:59.960 Oh, I was just about to tell you. 24:00.040 --> 24:01.760 Oh, Dad, you've got ten bodies now! 24:01.840 --> 24:04.040 Well, now, technically, it's 11, okay? 24:04.120 --> 24:07.360 We can officially declare that you've totally erased your body's memory of Mom. 24:07.439 --> 24:09.960 Hi, there, honey. How was your day at school? 24:12.320 --> 24:13.360 Are you joking? 24:13.439 --> 24:16.480 -[Santi] Uh, yeah… -I'm gonna dry off. Don't wanna get cold. 24:16.560 --> 24:17.760 What'd you do? 24:17.840 --> 24:20.320 She's been much more affectionate than usual, honey, really. 24:20.399 --> 24:21.439 Well, it's just-- 24:21.520 --> 24:24.720 We just had sex, oral sex. Your mom's never done that before. 24:24.800 --> 24:27.320 -Oh, please, Dad, I really-- -No, not even on my birthday. 24:27.399 --> 24:30.120 -On our anniversary, really, never-- oh! -Well, then. Hey! 24:30.200 --> 24:33.200 Should we make a dinner reservation? I think this deserves a celebration. 24:34.040 --> 24:35.040 Uh… [splutters] 24:35.120 --> 24:36.960 -Álex, Álex, come on! -What? 24:37.040 --> 24:38.960 -Can you delete my Tinder? -You go fuck yourself. 24:39.040 --> 24:41.280 No, no. Uh, better if you hide my profile. 24:41.360 --> 24:42.480 'Cause you never know. 24:42.560 --> 24:43.600 -[chuckles] I'll-- -[scoffs] 24:43.679 --> 24:45.520 [Santi clears throat] Uh, bye. 24:46.840 --> 24:48.679 [exhales] 24:48.760 --> 24:50.679 [Blanca] What's up? Was she not expecting it? 24:50.760 --> 24:51.919 It was inevitable, no? 24:52.000 --> 24:55.120 Uh, mm, yeah. 24:59.320 --> 25:00.760 Okay, there you go. 25:02.520 --> 25:04.679 -Mmm! -Dad, this was the best birthday ever. 25:04.760 --> 25:08.120 [chuckles] Yeah, hasn't been too bad. 25:08.199 --> 25:10.560 -[Esther] Mm-hmm. -All right, let's get some rest, huh? 25:10.640 --> 25:12.040 -Okay. Love you. -See you tomorrow. 25:12.120 --> 25:14.760 Paola told me that you two had a fight earlier. 25:16.080 --> 25:18.399 -Uh, we had a fight? How so? -[Luis] Huh. 25:18.480 --> 25:22.000 That Dad kept slapping your butt, and both of you were shouting a lot. 25:24.040 --> 25:27.240 Uh, and who is this, uh, Paola? 25:27.320 --> 25:29.240 The winner of our hide-and-seek game. 25:32.159 --> 25:34.880 Go and tell Paola to stop lying, because it's not nice of her. 25:34.960 --> 25:37.280 -Hmm? -Hmm. Yeah. Okay, good night. 25:37.360 --> 25:39.840 -Good night, kids. -[Iris and Ulises] Night-night. 25:41.640 --> 25:42.880 Well, guess that's it. 25:44.320 --> 25:45.720 -I'll go. -Okay. 25:50.919 --> 25:53.760 Uh, hey, what happened today at Pedro's? 25:53.840 --> 25:55.760 We had an excellent fuck. 25:55.840 --> 25:57.679 -Yeah, huh? [chuckles] -Yes. 25:57.760 --> 25:59.640 But I don't know. What do you think it all means? 26:00.560 --> 26:03.880 Well, that we're more attracted to each other when we're apart. 26:05.199 --> 26:07.159 And that we're not original at all. 26:07.240 --> 26:08.880 Yeah, but what's the solution though? 26:08.960 --> 26:11.679 Because if we get back together, we're just gonna die of boredom again. 26:11.760 --> 26:14.520 Yeah, but, uh, being separated is so uncomfortable. 26:14.600 --> 26:16.520 -And a bit sad. -Yes. 26:17.720 --> 26:20.280 Okay, so, there's, mm, no solution. 26:21.320 --> 26:23.199 -[sighs] -There might be. 26:25.520 --> 26:26.520 An open relationship? 26:35.840 --> 26:37.600 [Raúl] Well, I'm all packed up now. 26:38.480 --> 26:42.040 If you find anything that I've forgotten here, call me up? 26:42.919 --> 26:44.040 Or I'll burn it. 26:45.000 --> 26:46.120 Leave the keys there. 26:55.800 --> 26:57.600 We're really ending this way? 26:57.679 --> 26:59.679 -Insult me or something. -What for? 27:00.880 --> 27:02.439 You're so cold all of a sudden. 27:02.520 --> 27:03.760 [Luz] I'm not cold, Raúl. 27:03.840 --> 27:06.360 I'm just so damn sick of all this stupidity. 27:07.480 --> 27:09.199 I chose to share my life with what turned out 27:09.280 --> 27:11.280 to be a childish, insecure, empty man. 27:12.080 --> 27:13.800 Surprised I didn't breastfeed you. 27:14.360 --> 27:17.399 [scoffs] You might have screwed a lot of women, 27:17.480 --> 27:19.919 but you don't have any goddamn idea how to treat them. 27:21.080 --> 27:23.040 Sorry, kid, you've come up short. 27:27.679 --> 27:29.600 Oh, by the way. Uh, in the end, 27:29.679 --> 27:31.800 I did sell your share of the restaurant to Jero. 27:33.000 --> 27:33.960 Oh. 27:35.240 --> 27:37.600 -How do we do this? Pay me in cash or-- -For one euro. 27:38.360 --> 27:39.679 Here, you take it. 27:39.760 --> 27:40.760 One euro? 27:51.840 --> 27:52.800 [gulps] 28:13.320 --> 28:15.439 Hello. I just got home, hon. 28:15.960 --> 28:16.960 Hello? 28:22.399 --> 28:23.520 Oh. There you are. 28:23.600 --> 28:26.159 Oh, what a genius idea to break up with me on air. 28:26.240 --> 28:27.560 It was perfectly pulled off. 28:27.640 --> 28:30.360 It's great because now you can regain your status 28:30.439 --> 28:32.640 as an empowered and independent lady, and I-- 28:33.880 --> 28:36.720 What's with the bag? We going on vacation or what? 28:38.240 --> 28:39.120 Pedro, I'm out. 28:39.199 --> 28:41.439 Uh, hey, uh, you're joking. 28:41.520 --> 28:43.159 Are you seriously leaving me? 28:44.600 --> 28:45.840 [Daniela clicks tongue] 28:46.800 --> 28:47.639 [Pedro sighs] 28:49.360 --> 28:51.280 You gotta turn your life around, okay? 28:56.439 --> 29:00.000 Patricia, you're leaving with her? After over 15 years of paying you? 29:00.080 --> 29:03.240 That comment was very sexist. I left you spinach lasagna in the fridge. 29:03.320 --> 29:05.720 Wait up, wait up, wait up, hon. What happens to our house now? 29:05.800 --> 29:07.120 Supposed to be for the two of us. 29:07.199 --> 29:10.080 No, you bought this place for you. It's yours now. 29:10.159 --> 29:11.720 I prefer living downtown. 29:11.800 --> 29:14.800 We're leaving. So many memories behind us. 29:14.879 --> 29:16.399 Patri, stop making those videos. 29:16.480 --> 29:19.120 -You're getting obsessed with it. -[Patri] Yeah, I am addicted. 29:20.040 --> 29:21.639 [Patrick] What's it mean to be a man? 29:22.320 --> 29:25.360 That's the question we asked ourselves at the beginning of this course. 29:25.439 --> 29:29.040 The slow agony caused by patriarchy has exposed all of our miseries. 29:29.120 --> 29:30.240 WHAT'S IT MEAN TO BE A MAN? 29:30.320 --> 29:32.639 Our anger, our impotence, our confusion, 29:32.720 --> 29:35.800 our fear of women, our hatred of ourselves. 29:35.879 --> 29:38.439 The patriarchal man is a man who's unwell. 29:38.520 --> 29:41.399 Since we were kids, society's ripped away our femininity. 29:42.000 --> 29:47.159 Because the very first obligation of a man was simply not to be a woman. 29:47.240 --> 29:49.959 -[TV playing] -[Patrick] But abdicating our privileges. 29:50.040 --> 29:54.760 Renouncing our ambition and aggression, recognizing our vulnerability, 29:54.840 --> 29:57.080 learning how to forgive 29:57.159 --> 30:00.760 and dedicating ourselves to looking after our children and doing housework 30:00.840 --> 30:03.080 does not make us lesser men at all. 30:03.159 --> 30:05.159 [knock on door] 30:06.560 --> 30:08.879 The hegemonic masculine ideal, 30:08.959 --> 30:11.520 obsessed with success, power, and strength, 30:11.600 --> 30:15.600 is exhausting, and furthermore contrary, to the bisexual origin of all humans. 30:19.520 --> 30:20.600 [Raúl exhales] 30:22.080 --> 30:24.600 [Patrick] It's imperative that we agree to nurture behaviors… 30:24.679 --> 30:27.360 -…traditionally considered to be feminine. -[Raúl sniffles] 30:27.439 --> 30:29.679 [Patrick] But which also constitute part of who we are. 30:29.760 --> 30:32.720 -[Pedro gasps] -[both clear throat] 30:32.800 --> 30:36.600 [Patrick] And that's how we'll be able to eradicate misogyny and homophobia. 30:38.679 --> 30:41.199 -[Pedro clears throat] -[Patrick] We are evolving men. 30:41.280 --> 30:44.800 Halfway between the tough, insensitive man of olden day 30:44.879 --> 30:47.520 and a new man. Androgynous. 30:48.040 --> 30:49.000 Dual. 30:49.080 --> 30:52.439 Solid but sensitive. Virile but tender. 30:53.159 --> 30:54.840 That is our objective. 30:55.360 --> 30:56.679 Good luck to you guys. 30:59.120 --> 31:02.439 [sighs] Well, we're supposed to be deconstructed men now. 31:02.520 --> 31:03.560 You got back with Blanca. 31:03.639 --> 31:06.480 -Deconstructed, not sure. Destroyed, sure. -You're alone and ruined. 31:06.560 --> 31:09.439 This is the first I've finished something since I took the officer's exam. 31:09.520 --> 31:10.360 It was 20 hours. 31:10.439 --> 31:12.720 -Don't be too proud of yourself. -[Luis] Well… 31:14.159 --> 31:15.159 Yeah, we got the same. 31:16.000 --> 31:18.240 Excuse me, are you Pedro Aguilar? 31:18.320 --> 31:20.560 -Yes, ma'am. -Yes? [spits] 31:20.639 --> 31:22.439 -What? -Such a shameless man. 31:22.520 --> 31:23.959 [laughing] 31:24.040 --> 31:25.840 You're an utterly shameless man. 31:26.439 --> 31:28.120 -[laughing] -Assholes. 31:28.199 --> 31:29.639 Who markets himself as a macho guru? 31:29.720 --> 31:32.360 Whether to put this on my résumé, don't know if it looks good or bad. 31:32.439 --> 31:33.600 This thing's totally useless. 31:33.679 --> 31:35.840 Well, either the course failed us, or we're the failures. 31:36.439 --> 31:38.439 -[chuckles] Huh? -[Raúl mutters] 31:39.360 --> 31:40.520 Hey. 31:45.080 --> 31:48.040 Whoa! What just happened here? You withheld a catcall. 31:48.120 --> 31:49.560 [chuckles] Yeah, you held back, dude. 31:49.639 --> 31:53.280 Well, you've taken away my spontaneity, and that's always been my forte. 31:53.360 --> 31:54.760 [laughing] 31:54.840 --> 31:57.159 There's still hope though. [chuckles] 31:57.240 --> 31:58.560 I'm gonna get this framed. 31:58.639 --> 31:59.840 Get mine done as well. 31:59.919 --> 32:02.240 -With a passe-partout or without one? -[Pedro] Huh. 32:02.320 --> 32:03.959 -Huh? With a what? -Passe-partout. 32:04.040 --> 32:05.760 -Like, a passe-partout. -A passe-partout. 32:05.840 --> 32:08.360 What's a passe-partout? What is a passe-partout? 32:08.439 --> 32:11.360 -You know, kind of a… -What's a passe-partout? Explain it. 32:11.439 --> 32:14.199 -[indistinct chattering] -[slow-tempo music playing] 32:19.800 --> 32:21.560 You think this is important at all? 32:23.800 --> 32:24.639 Hey, fuck you! 32:25.360 --> 32:27.719 [theme music playing] rtant at all?