WEBVTT 00:06.120 --> 00:08.119 [upbeat music playing] 00:21.840 --> 00:24.080 [panting] Raúl? 00:25.799 --> 00:27.560 -Raúl! -What? 00:27.639 --> 00:30.080 What's going on? This place looks like crap! 00:30.160 --> 00:31.479 You've got too many plates. 00:31.560 --> 00:35.000 Trick is to just have one for each of us. Then we wash 'em after we use 'em. 00:35.080 --> 00:37.080 We need a new maid. This is ridiculous. 00:37.760 --> 00:40.080 But isn't getting a maid sexist for us? 00:40.160 --> 00:42.480 I'm texting you the agency where we got Patricia. Call them. 00:42.559 --> 00:45.400 -I gotta get to work. -No, no, wait, let's choose one. 00:46.199 --> 00:47.239 No photos? 00:47.320 --> 00:50.120 Why would there be photos? She's not an escort. Ask for whoever. 00:52.720 --> 00:54.160 They need to start today! 00:55.320 --> 00:56.720 You're so demanding. 00:58.360 --> 01:02.040 ALPHA MALES 01:02.160 --> 01:05.239 Santiago, for me, there's nothing worse than a liar. 01:05.319 --> 01:07.520 I feel like lying insults my intelligence. 01:07.600 --> 01:09.880 And I always catch those who do. 01:09.960 --> 01:11.560 -I have a sixth sense. -Oh. 01:11.640 --> 01:15.000 Sorry, Román, uh, it's been nice to meet you. Hmm. 01:15.080 --> 01:16.080 Where are you going? 01:16.680 --> 01:17.640 You are hired. 01:17.720 --> 01:19.680 Oh, okay, uh, sorry. 01:19.759 --> 01:20.840 -Uh… -Your project. 01:21.440 --> 01:22.759 -I love it. -Mm-hmm. 01:23.880 --> 01:26.640 But this is your warning. You're here to work for me. 01:27.240 --> 01:28.839 No flings or affairs, nothing. 01:28.920 --> 01:31.000 The company ends up facing the consequences. 01:31.080 --> 01:33.600 No breakups, depressions or pregnancies, hmm? 01:34.479 --> 01:35.640 No problem, Román. 01:36.160 --> 01:39.440 I've opted for asexuality. It's more convenient. 01:39.520 --> 01:40.960 I'm over dealing with women. 01:44.880 --> 01:48.360 "Certificate of the Deconstruction of Masculinity." 01:48.440 --> 01:50.520 -Yes. -Hmm. Hey. 01:51.399 --> 01:55.160 Hello. Yes, it's a-- a course that I did to help with toxic masculinity. 01:55.240 --> 01:57.240 -Mm-hmm. -Very cool. 01:57.320 --> 01:59.240 -Mm-hmm. -I'm Paula. 01:59.320 --> 02:01.360 Uh, hmm. 02:02.199 --> 02:05.000 Uh, yes, yeah, uh, I'm Santi. I've just been hired. 02:05.080 --> 02:07.600 -Mm. Well, welcome. -[sighs] 02:07.679 --> 02:08.960 Hmm? See you around here? 02:09.039 --> 02:11.039 -Okay. -Deconstructed dude. 02:11.120 --> 02:12.239 [both laugh] 02:15.000 --> 02:15.840 Hey. 02:21.000 --> 02:23.880 I don't get why the hell they wouldn't let us do the pitch. 02:23.959 --> 02:26.280 Who else is supposed to sell the series if not us? 02:26.360 --> 02:27.959 Fucking male chauvinist. 02:28.040 --> 02:30.360 Girls, I have two pieces of good news. 02:30.440 --> 02:34.040 The first, we can finally drink coffee properly. 02:34.120 --> 02:35.799 What happened with our project, Pedro? 02:35.880 --> 02:39.519 It was rejected. They have enough series about women. 02:39.600 --> 02:40.720 Screw that. 02:40.799 --> 02:42.920 So, we make up over half the world's population, 02:43.000 --> 02:44.320 but we're considered less to you? 02:44.400 --> 02:47.600 Why do they never say that they have too many series "for men"? 02:47.679 --> 02:50.480 Calm down. Here's the second piece of good news. 02:51.280 --> 02:53.400 They're interested in another project for you. 02:54.320 --> 02:56.519 "Alpha Males"? You serious? 02:56.600 --> 02:57.920 The title is ironic. 02:58.000 --> 03:01.720 So, we're putting our feminist series on hold to be apologists for patriarchy? 03:01.799 --> 03:03.959 No, it's the opposite. It's a series about men in crisis. 03:04.040 --> 03:05.760 Right, sure. Poor things. 03:05.840 --> 03:07.440 You three will be great at writing this, 03:07.519 --> 03:10.320 because you have a pathological aversion to men, you know. 03:11.160 --> 03:12.360 I'm taking the boss a coffee. 03:13.399 --> 03:14.640 -Oh! Oh, gosh. -[coffee sloshes] 03:14.720 --> 03:17.040 -Oh! [groans] -Ah, ah, ah! You're burning. 03:17.120 --> 03:18.720 -Sorry. -[Pedro] Shit. Damn! 03:18.799 --> 03:20.519 -It's karma. -[Ángela] It's hot. Take it off. 03:21.120 --> 03:23.720 "Richard Quintana, Armando Greco." 03:23.799 --> 03:28.320 "Miki Sanz, Víctor Alejandro, Andrea Bianco." Is that a woman? 03:29.000 --> 03:30.720 Hmm. Depends on how they're feeling that day. 03:30.799 --> 03:35.440 Taco with Iberian ham, avocado, sriracha, cilantro and mango-mole. 03:35.519 --> 03:36.560 It looks fantastic. 03:36.640 --> 03:38.399 Did you invite any girls? 03:38.480 --> 03:39.799 [Josean] I told my mom. 03:39.880 --> 03:43.040 Mmm. Call your lady friends. Don't you have a bunch of 'em? 03:43.119 --> 03:43.959 Not really, no. 03:44.040 --> 03:45.280 -Delicious. -You like it? 03:46.640 --> 03:47.679 What? 03:48.239 --> 03:51.079 [Raúl] Are you coming to the opening? You have to be there. 03:51.160 --> 03:52.519 Raúl, I have a boyfriend. 03:52.600 --> 03:54.200 He can come. No problem, right? 03:54.280 --> 03:56.320 We're friends, no? What's his name again? 03:56.399 --> 03:57.920 I don't think so. It'd be too weird. 03:58.000 --> 04:01.440 You know I've been rebuilding my life. I can't wait for you for forever, Luz. 04:01.519 --> 04:05.160 Okay, well, I'll ask him. Gotta go. My heart rate's going up. 04:05.799 --> 04:06.799 So, you're coming? 04:07.320 --> 04:10.079 -Hey. Don't you have an influencer friend? -Hmm. 04:10.160 --> 04:11.679 Yeah, my friend's ex-girl. 04:15.119 --> 04:16.959 -But he's over her. -[knock on door] 04:17.039 --> 04:18.279 [Patricia] Ma'am? 04:18.800 --> 04:20.920 [gasps] My gosh! She killed herself! 04:21.000 --> 04:23.120 -Daniela! -Fuck! 04:23.200 --> 04:24.440 Oh, you scared me. 04:24.520 --> 04:28.000 Patri, I'm just sleeping. I accidentally took ten ZzzQuil. 04:28.080 --> 04:29.280 What's wrong? 04:29.360 --> 04:30.920 Jonás and I are done. 04:31.680 --> 04:33.640 He says I can't be represented. 04:33.720 --> 04:37.200 Oh, and I lost the campaign for that organic lotion. 04:37.280 --> 04:38.479 It was my only one left. 04:38.560 --> 04:40.000 -[groans] -Look at this. 04:41.280 --> 04:43.599 No one fell for the spiking thing. 04:43.680 --> 04:46.120 -But why on earth did you post that? -Mm. 04:47.880 --> 04:51.479 [gasps] I'm gonna delete all my accounts. I'm done with "Lifestylebydaniela." 04:51.560 --> 04:52.720 No, no, no, no, no. 04:52.800 --> 04:55.760 -Stop being crazy. -I wanna be a flight attendant again. 04:55.840 --> 04:59.000 When my only problem was asking, "Do you want pasta or chicken?" 04:59.080 --> 05:02.560 -[cell phone rings] -[sighs] Daniela Galván, who's speaking? 05:04.120 --> 05:05.160 Yes, she's interested. 05:05.240 --> 05:06.160 It's work for you. 05:06.240 --> 05:07.520 What? 05:07.599 --> 05:09.240 The opening of a restaurant. 05:09.320 --> 05:10.479 Plates to Devour. 05:11.120 --> 05:12.360 Asian Food? 05:13.080 --> 05:14.440 [grunting] 05:14.520 --> 05:16.400 So, our boy is supposedly a bully, 05:16.479 --> 05:18.479 and you wanna teach him how to throw a better punch? 05:18.560 --> 05:22.320 No, here, he'll learn discipline. They teach them that hitting is wrong. 05:22.400 --> 05:24.360 Okay, so they teach them all of this stuff, 05:24.440 --> 05:27.840 then they say that it's all for nothing. It's a total waste of money. 05:27.919 --> 05:29.359 But it's your fault he hit someone. 05:29.440 --> 05:31.800 -You encouraged him to use violence. -We should sign Iris up. 05:31.880 --> 05:33.400 So she can throw a good punch. 05:34.200 --> 05:35.080 Iris in Judo? 05:35.160 --> 05:37.800 Didn't you wanna do away with gender roles? 05:37.880 --> 05:40.000 I prefer ballet because you can wear makeup. 05:40.080 --> 05:44.039 -Look, martial arts improve concentration. -[instructor] Let's go. Ulises, come on. 05:44.120 --> 05:47.200 It's very helpful for kids with hyperactivity. 05:47.280 --> 05:50.160 They learn self-control, how to respect others. 05:51.240 --> 05:52.880 I'm gonna kill you! [grunts] 05:52.960 --> 05:54.320 -Hey, hey, hey! -[Luis] Uh… 05:54.400 --> 05:56.120 -[Ulises] Come on! -[instructor] Stop! 05:56.200 --> 05:57.680 Take it easy. Stop! 05:58.720 --> 06:01.120 Uh, what? It's only the first day. 06:01.200 --> 06:02.400 [cell phone chimes] 06:03.359 --> 06:04.960 Oh! My friend needs me. 06:05.039 --> 06:09.240 -[exhales] See you later. -[splutters] Esther, this is important! 06:11.560 --> 06:12.640 She ignored you. 06:13.160 --> 06:14.160 Yeah, she did. 06:15.320 --> 06:16.919 Ever since he did that stupid course, 06:17.000 --> 06:19.120 I get so annoyed with his deconstructed shit. 06:19.200 --> 06:21.200 That I'm a sexist pig and now our kid is. 06:21.280 --> 06:24.760 At least I've got you, so I can drool over your sexy executive life. 06:24.840 --> 06:26.680 No kids, no annoying husband to bug you-- 06:26.760 --> 06:29.599 -I have endometriosis. -Huh? 06:29.680 --> 06:31.960 My doctor said I should have my uterus removed. 06:32.039 --> 06:33.520 Of course you should. 06:33.599 --> 06:36.240 Get the surgery, come on. Wow, you'll be liberated. 06:36.320 --> 06:37.760 -Hey, come on. -And you'll lose a bit. 06:37.840 --> 06:39.320 -How heavy is the uterus? -Esther. 06:39.400 --> 06:41.400 Do you know how irregular my periods are? 06:41.479 --> 06:43.799 Why do they even call it that? It's ironic. 06:43.880 --> 06:45.039 But, girl, I'm too young to… 06:45.120 --> 06:47.760 But you're sure you don't want kids, so… [scoffs] 06:49.640 --> 06:51.359 You don't, right? 06:53.000 --> 06:54.280 You're having second thoughts? 06:54.960 --> 06:57.520 [sighs] Because my idol is dying. 06:59.160 --> 07:00.320 [snaps fingers] Two tequilas. 07:04.400 --> 07:07.440 Girls, once again I'm an architect! 07:07.520 --> 07:09.720 -Congratulations. -How much are you getting paid? 07:09.799 --> 07:13.120 Since we're separated now, I don't think you need to know that information. 07:13.200 --> 07:15.680 I'm asking because we have to celebrate her birthday. 07:15.760 --> 07:18.120 Hmm, there's no need. Can you two just go out? 07:18.200 --> 07:20.880 Um, you want us to go out? Uh, where? 07:20.960 --> 07:23.280 I don't know, for dinner. It'd be way chiller. 07:23.359 --> 07:26.400 You can stay out until one or even later than that, yeah? 07:26.479 --> 07:27.799 Well, who's coming here? 07:28.919 --> 07:30.159 Now that I'm about to turn 18, 07:30.239 --> 07:32.239 I don't think you need to know that information. 07:32.320 --> 07:34.919 Oh. Can you believe this? 07:35.000 --> 07:36.120 [exhales] 07:36.599 --> 07:40.200 Uh, 18-years-old already. 07:40.280 --> 07:41.400 Oh, my gosh. 07:41.479 --> 07:42.359 [laughs] 07:42.919 --> 07:46.440 Just yesterday, you started to walk and holding my fingers. 07:46.520 --> 07:49.000 I'm going to get my driver's license tomorrow with Esther. 07:49.080 --> 07:51.039 Thanks. I love my present. 07:58.479 --> 08:00.320 Pedro, did you try what I sent you? 08:00.400 --> 08:01.560 Roberto, come on. 08:01.640 --> 08:04.799 Be quick with the Russian. She wants to open a store that sells phone cases. 08:05.599 --> 08:08.080 Look, okay, I don't need to pay someone. 08:08.159 --> 08:09.239 Yeah, no, neither do I. 08:09.840 --> 08:13.239 Yesterday, I was with an Argentinian. Argentinian's meat is delicious. 08:13.320 --> 08:15.760 I'm a one-shot guy, but I don't know what happened yesterday. 08:15.840 --> 08:17.640 Why don't you just get with someone normal? 08:17.719 --> 08:21.359 I'm a numbers guy. This is way cheaper. You wanna see my Excel file? 08:21.440 --> 08:23.120 -Mm, no. -[knock on door] 08:24.719 --> 08:26.039 Pedro, a package. 08:26.120 --> 08:27.960 -I didn't order anything. -Ooh, can I open it? 08:28.039 --> 08:29.520 -[sighs] -I love opening presents. 08:29.599 --> 08:32.000 -Roberto, don't you have a job to do? -Yes. 08:33.199 --> 08:36.240 -Damn, Hugo Boss. And there's a card. -[sighs] Hey. 08:36.319 --> 08:38.679 -What does it say? -[knock on door] 08:38.760 --> 08:39.760 Yeah, come in. 08:41.199 --> 08:43.240 Yeah, well, send it to me as soon as you can. 08:43.320 --> 08:44.320 Sure. 08:45.680 --> 08:47.920 Hey, Ángela, you didn't have to bother. 08:48.000 --> 08:50.520 You should try it on. Let's see if it fits. 08:52.400 --> 08:53.480 Right here? 08:53.560 --> 08:56.000 Yes, here. Or in the bathroom if that's more comfortable. 08:57.480 --> 08:58.520 [Pedro exhales] 09:03.240 --> 09:04.160 [exhales] 09:12.240 --> 09:15.160 -[Raúl] Well, it's a very cool shirt. -And she even got you the right size. 09:15.240 --> 09:16.680 [Pedro] It was really weird. 09:16.760 --> 09:19.199 I felt like Pretty Woman or something. 09:19.280 --> 09:21.640 -[chuckles] -[Santi] Don't you guys realize? 09:21.720 --> 09:23.680 Our friend Pedro's is being harassed. 09:23.760 --> 09:25.760 -[Luis] Oh, come on. -[Santi] Turn the tables. 09:25.839 --> 09:28.600 Imagine that Pedro puts his hands on a female employee. 09:28.680 --> 09:31.320 Hmm? Or-- or he says to her, 09:31.400 --> 09:35.520 "Does a hot chick like you really need to pay for sex?" 09:35.600 --> 09:37.400 [Luis] Did she mean to spill the coffee on you? 09:37.480 --> 09:40.160 -No, no. It wasn't on purpose. -Well, you see? 09:40.240 --> 09:42.800 Oh, so, buying him a new shirt is normal? 09:42.880 --> 09:45.600 And making him try it on in front of her? 09:45.680 --> 09:48.160 But she said you could use the bathroom. Why did you stay? 09:48.240 --> 09:50.600 I don't know. I didn't want to offend. 09:50.680 --> 09:54.480 My mother-in-law bought me some socks for my birthday. That's harassment too? 09:54.560 --> 09:56.560 No, because there's no power dynamic there. 09:56.640 --> 09:59.400 -Tell me about it. [chuckles] -Mm. What's the problem? 09:59.480 --> 10:03.320 Your boss has a crush on you, so screw her and then ask for a raise. 10:03.400 --> 10:05.199 Oh, that's gross. Come on. No, report her. 10:05.800 --> 10:07.520 Every company has protocols for this. 10:07.600 --> 10:11.160 Why would I report being harassed by her? It's pathetic. 10:11.240 --> 10:12.920 Turn it around. What would she do? 10:13.000 --> 10:15.280 [Luis] As a police officer, I'd say you have no evidence. 10:15.360 --> 10:18.160 Quite the opposite. You took your shirt off in front of her. 10:18.240 --> 10:19.320 Who's in the wrong, huh? 10:19.920 --> 10:22.160 -Excuse me. -[Raúl] You showed her your hairy chest. 10:22.240 --> 10:23.800 You were provoking her. [laughing] 10:23.880 --> 10:26.360 No, no, no. It isn't funny. Raúl, this is very serious. 10:26.440 --> 10:28.320 [Luis] Maybe she's just trying to be nice. 10:28.400 --> 10:30.520 Look, let it go. This is someone who hired you. 10:31.320 --> 10:32.400 [exhales] 10:32.480 --> 10:33.760 You know, I'd report her. 10:34.640 --> 10:35.800 I'd fuck her. 10:36.440 --> 10:39.040 [sighs] 10:43.240 --> 10:44.480 Honey. 10:44.560 --> 10:46.560 [Héctor] Princess, how was your day? 10:46.640 --> 10:49.640 Long. Oh, my God. Open some wine. Let's fuck. 10:50.480 --> 10:52.199 -Ah. -The wine is already here. 10:52.280 --> 10:53.800 But the sex is up to my father. 10:54.880 --> 10:57.520 -[chuckles] Álvaro, right? How are you? -Yes. 10:57.600 --> 10:58.480 Doing good. I'm here. 10:59.560 --> 11:01.920 -To meet the boss's new cutie. -[exhales] 11:03.839 --> 11:05.959 Here's to love. Right? 11:06.040 --> 11:08.560 [Héctor] Hey, hey, what's going on? 11:08.640 --> 11:10.520 You didn't wait for me to toast us? 11:10.600 --> 11:12.360 Dad, congratulations. 11:12.440 --> 11:15.440 I never thought you would find a replacement for mom so fast. 11:15.520 --> 11:18.079 -And one so cute. -Replacement? 11:18.160 --> 11:20.520 Huh. You owe your stepmom some respect. 11:20.600 --> 11:22.760 Okay, I'll grab a shower, We can have dinner together. 11:22.839 --> 11:24.000 -All right. -[Héctor] Right. 11:24.600 --> 11:26.839 -I'll set the table. -So you know where everything is? 11:28.360 --> 11:29.560 -I'm smart, you know? -Mm. 11:29.640 --> 11:31.000 Don't let the hair trick you. 11:31.079 --> 11:34.079 Hey, you're the one who handled his divorce, right? 11:35.120 --> 11:37.719 -Why? -No. N-- nothing. 11:40.719 --> 11:42.280 Álvaro, you wanna know what I earn? 11:43.160 --> 11:46.640 Do you know how much my dad earns? Ha, who cares? You already know. 11:47.160 --> 11:48.480 [laughs] 11:55.920 --> 11:58.600 -[exhales] -We have a problem. 12:02.520 --> 12:04.440 -Who's that? -He's the maid. 12:04.520 --> 12:06.400 The agency sent us a guy. 12:06.920 --> 12:09.800 -Why didn't you send him away? -Well, I don't know. I froze. 12:11.959 --> 12:14.400 So, this man is gonna wash all our underwear? 12:14.480 --> 12:17.079 -Don't worry, I told him we're straight. -Why'd you say that? 12:17.160 --> 12:18.520 I'll introduce you. 12:19.360 --> 12:24.320 Stefan, this is Pedro, the owner of this house. 12:24.400 --> 12:25.920 [Pedro] Hi, how are you? 12:26.000 --> 12:27.880 -[Stefan] Mm. -[Pedro exhales] 12:27.959 --> 12:29.520 -He's Bulgarian. -Oh. 12:32.959 --> 12:33.880 [exhales] 12:34.440 --> 12:37.120 -Do you bring your Tinder dates here? -Look. [chuckles] 12:38.880 --> 12:39.880 What's this? 12:39.959 --> 12:41.599 [Santi] A camera in the living room. Hmm. 12:41.680 --> 12:44.360 Hidden in a plant pot. Absolutely undetectable. 12:47.640 --> 12:49.560 [chuckles] How much did this cost? 12:51.000 --> 12:52.719 [exhales] My girl's so smart. 12:52.800 --> 12:54.640 [laughs] Eighteen years old already. 12:54.719 --> 12:56.839 Just yesterday started to walk, you know? 12:56.920 --> 12:58.440 -She'd hold onto my fingers. -I'm going. 12:58.520 --> 12:59.880 Just like this. Where? 12:59.959 --> 13:03.480 Body number two. Hey, I kind of like this Tinder. 13:03.560 --> 13:06.040 Hey, no, don't take the car. No, Blanca, don't! 13:11.959 --> 13:13.680 [alarm beeping] 13:16.040 --> 13:18.280 -[Esther groans] -[panting] 13:22.599 --> 13:24.680 -Again, CrossFit? -[groans] 13:24.760 --> 13:29.360 If I wanna change my body, I gotta persevere. It's key. 13:30.040 --> 13:32.440 -[groans] -You spend eight hours together. 13:32.520 --> 13:34.000 Aren't you done with her? 13:34.079 --> 13:36.000 I can't train without Rocío. 13:36.079 --> 13:38.240 She pushes me hard. Just go back to sleep. 13:38.320 --> 13:41.400 Well, why don't you invite her to the opening, with her boyfriend? 13:41.480 --> 13:42.839 Uh, I don't know if she has one. 13:42.920 --> 13:46.000 She's cute, athletic. She's got a job, and she's single? Hmm. 13:46.599 --> 13:48.160 Look, I don't know her very well. 13:48.240 --> 13:50.360 And what do you talk about in the car all day? 13:50.440 --> 13:52.640 -What, are you jealous? -Me? [chuckles] 13:52.719 --> 13:55.920 I never get involved with someone from work. [groans] 13:56.000 --> 13:58.079 Would you get involved with a driving instructor? 13:58.160 --> 14:00.760 Yes, yes. Should I choose Cornelius or Waldo? 14:00.839 --> 14:02.599 Exactly. [groans] 14:02.680 --> 14:05.160 It's not my job to take the kids to school every day. 14:05.240 --> 14:06.719 I'm not the nanny here! 14:06.800 --> 14:08.599 Don't wake them. 14:17.880 --> 14:18.839 [Stefan] Breakfast? 14:18.920 --> 14:22.000 No, I'll just pour myself some cereal. You can go now. 14:22.079 --> 14:23.280 Mm. 14:24.719 --> 14:27.280 -Breakfast? -No, thank you. 14:28.040 --> 14:30.520 Dude, why are you in your underwear around other people? 14:30.599 --> 14:32.240 It's a test for him. 14:32.319 --> 14:35.599 I'll take a shower with the bathroom door open next. To see if he looks. 14:35.680 --> 14:37.000 [chuckles] You're paranoid, dude. 14:37.079 --> 14:38.280 They're all around. 14:39.520 --> 14:41.319 It's not bad. There is some good stuff. 14:41.400 --> 14:42.680 No, it's all shit. 14:42.760 --> 14:44.640 [Ali] Bea, please, we have to rip it to shreds. 14:44.719 --> 14:47.400 I refuse to be involved with a series with that title. 14:48.000 --> 14:51.560 Morning. So did you like my bible? 14:51.640 --> 14:53.839 [Ali] Pedro, we're not writing Alpha Males. 14:54.360 --> 14:55.599 Do you get to decide that? 14:56.199 --> 14:58.199 Well, I'll just pack up my laptop and head out. 14:58.280 --> 15:01.240 No, hold on. Wait, wait. Let me sell the show to you a bit. 15:01.319 --> 15:05.280 Inside, deep, deep, down, Alpha Males is a very feminist series. 15:06.479 --> 15:09.640 It's about four sexist pigs who deconstruct their toxic masculinity. 15:09.719 --> 15:11.360 What do you know about that? 15:11.439 --> 15:14.719 Actually, I did a course with Patrick Garay. I have the certificate. 15:14.800 --> 15:17.199 -Wow, look, another ally. -Huh? 15:17.280 --> 15:19.880 So now you're a hero for deconstructing yourself with your buddies? 15:19.959 --> 15:21.000 That's better than nothing. 15:21.079 --> 15:22.920 Patriarchy is a problem within society. 15:23.000 --> 15:24.760 Think you can change the world by yourself? 15:24.839 --> 15:26.319 [Olga] Now you want us to applaud you. 15:26.400 --> 15:29.360 Masculinity doesn't need deconstructing. It needs to be destroyed. 15:29.439 --> 15:32.400 You mutate like a virus to keep the system patriarchal. 15:33.240 --> 15:34.199 Uh… 15:35.360 --> 15:39.640 Well, uh, no. I never thought of it like that. 15:39.719 --> 15:41.319 What's wrong with the course? 15:41.400 --> 15:44.280 You know, for me, I got congratulated when she saw the certificate. Mm-hmm. 15:44.360 --> 15:45.959 Seriously, you took it to work? 15:46.040 --> 15:47.520 That we shouldn't act like heroes. 15:47.599 --> 15:50.360 Masculinity needs to be destroyed, not deconstructed. 15:50.439 --> 15:53.599 -I knew it was a waste of money. -Where are they? Can I speak to them? 15:53.680 --> 15:56.120 They're working now or ripping me a new one. 15:56.199 --> 15:58.920 Hey, could you invite them to my opening? We're short on women. 15:59.000 --> 15:59.880 [Pedro] You sure? 15:59.959 --> 16:02.319 [Santi] Yes, yes, invite them. I wanna talk to them. 16:02.400 --> 16:04.479 Well, I'll ask them, but, come on… hmm. 16:04.560 --> 16:07.240 -What are we doing with Stefan? -And who is that? 16:07.319 --> 16:10.280 -Our new maid. -The agency sent us a guy. 16:10.359 --> 16:11.959 I-- I mean, is that even legal? 16:12.040 --> 16:15.240 I mean, isn't that cultural appropriation or something like that? 16:15.319 --> 16:18.719 It's terrible that you guys assume that the housekeeper should be a woman. 16:18.800 --> 16:20.920 It's not sexist. It's just statistics. 16:21.000 --> 16:24.479 And I'm not comfortable having some guy in my house. I really miss Patricia. 16:24.560 --> 16:26.760 -[Raúl] So get rid of him. -Because he's gay? 16:26.839 --> 16:28.680 You too? We don't know he's gay. 16:28.760 --> 16:31.599 -What would Patrick think if he heard you? -I'm surrounded. 16:31.680 --> 16:34.680 Diego's inviting his whole lobby. It's gonna be a sausage-fest. 16:34.760 --> 16:36.800 Raúl, it's time to burn your certificate. 16:36.880 --> 16:39.359 I need to find a hot girl as soon as I can. 16:39.439 --> 16:41.160 Luz won't believe I fixed my life. 16:41.240 --> 16:43.880 You invited Luz? Weren't you gonna get over her? 16:43.959 --> 16:46.000 -I'm on it. I'm meeting a new girl. -Oh, the scooter. 16:46.079 --> 16:47.439 From Tinder. Wait. Here. 16:48.359 --> 16:51.240 "Hello, Montse. Do you have a disability?" 16:51.319 --> 16:53.680 [chuckles] Man, how could you just ask that? 16:53.760 --> 16:55.520 So I am not ableist. 16:55.599 --> 16:57.920 I think I'm lost on what we're talking about right now. 16:58.000 --> 17:01.120 So, all of you assume that everyone can walk? Ha! 17:01.199 --> 17:03.079 -[cell phone rings] -Uh, my boss. I gotta go. 17:03.160 --> 17:05.159 -Report her. -Fuck her. 17:06.359 --> 17:10.280 Ángela, I've got the budget. I'll come see you in your office. 17:10.359 --> 17:12.800 [Ángela] No, no, I'm not in the office. The nanny canceled. 17:12.880 --> 17:14.680 Come to my house. We can chat here. 17:15.960 --> 17:17.960 -Uh, to your house? -I'll share my location. 17:18.040 --> 17:19.839 [cell phone chimes] 17:23.960 --> 17:26.119 [Ángela] Hey, thanks. I'm sorry. 17:26.200 --> 17:27.880 -Nah, no worries. -Come in, come in. 17:27.960 --> 17:30.000 Oliver, come here, please. 17:31.000 --> 17:33.240 Hey. [laughing] 17:33.919 --> 17:35.960 This is Pedro, a friend of mine. 17:36.040 --> 17:37.600 Hi. Welcome home. 17:37.680 --> 17:40.280 -Adorable. Hello. -[Oliver] Do you wanna play with me? 17:40.399 --> 17:43.720 No, we have to work. You can watch TV for a while. 17:43.800 --> 17:45.800 [Oliver hums] 17:46.360 --> 17:49.440 -I didn't know you had a kid. -Yeah, I like to keep things private. 17:50.399 --> 17:51.600 Are you divorced? 17:51.680 --> 17:54.600 I'm not. I had him on my own. Couldn't find someone good enough for me. 17:54.680 --> 17:57.159 -[laughs] -[toy plays tune] 17:57.240 --> 17:59.280 Yes, the dating scene sucks. 17:59.360 --> 18:01.720 [sighs] Yeah, well, let's get to it. 18:01.800 --> 18:05.280 -Hmm, to what? -The budget, Pedro. 18:05.360 --> 18:07.680 Ah, yes. It's right here. [chuckles] 18:07.760 --> 18:09.840 -[toy squeaks] -[Pedro] Hmm. 18:10.919 --> 18:13.520 -Oh, sh-- [grunts, exhales] -[toy squeaks] 18:13.600 --> 18:16.360 UBIZKUO ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO 18:21.919 --> 18:23.280 -[Román] Santiago. -Yes. 18:23.880 --> 18:25.800 I have a client that's interested in your project. 18:25.880 --> 18:26.720 Awesome. 18:26.800 --> 18:29.200 -Do you have the specifications? -Ah, yes, I have everything. 18:29.280 --> 18:31.399 -I'll send it to you. -Great. 18:33.080 --> 18:34.679 -[Paula] Santi. -Hey! 18:34.760 --> 18:36.600 Wanna grab a drink today after we're done? 18:37.800 --> 18:41.240 Uh, well, uh, yes, I would love to. 18:41.320 --> 18:42.560 Yes, but, um, 18:42.640 --> 18:45.360 I have to go to the opening for my friend's restaurant. 18:45.440 --> 18:47.720 -And so I can't go today. -Sounds like a plan to me. 18:49.640 --> 18:52.000 -Hmm? If you want some company. -Mm. 18:52.080 --> 18:55.200 No, yes, it's just that-- that would be great, but… 18:55.280 --> 18:59.760 It's just that Román seems very traditional. 18:59.840 --> 19:02.040 -So, I don't want him to think that… -Right. 19:02.120 --> 19:04.360 well, something's going on. 19:04.440 --> 19:05.679 -And… -What's going on? 19:05.760 --> 19:06.840 -Nothing's going on. -No. 19:06.919 --> 19:09.240 No, but, you know, from a distance, you might think… 19:09.320 --> 19:12.360 Can't two colleagues go out for a drink after work? 19:12.440 --> 19:13.560 Uh… 19:14.679 --> 19:17.320 Yes. Yeah. I mean, well, it's after work. 19:17.399 --> 19:18.520 Just a drink, right? 19:18.600 --> 19:20.560 -Hmm? Mm-hmm. -See you there, I hope. 19:20.640 --> 19:21.720 Okay. 19:28.200 --> 19:29.240 Sorry. 19:32.640 --> 19:34.360 [Esther] Accelerator, brake and clutch. 19:34.440 --> 19:36.720 Your indicators, they're not just for show. 19:36.800 --> 19:39.360 Adjust the rearview mirror to your height and your seat. 19:39.440 --> 19:40.600 You're sitting too far back. 19:42.399 --> 19:43.679 You love your job, huh? 19:43.760 --> 19:47.040 You ever seen a flight attendant happy to show you the emergency exits? 19:50.640 --> 19:52.720 -Go! Follow that car. Go! -Have you lost your mind? 19:52.800 --> 19:54.760 -It's an exercise. -But it's only my first day! 19:54.840 --> 19:56.960 Hold the steering wheel. I'll do the pedals. Come on! 20:00.240 --> 20:03.120 -[radio beeps] -[man speaks indistinctly] 20:04.800 --> 20:06.399 [Esther] Come on, come on, come on. 20:11.840 --> 20:13.800 [Álex] So, why are we following the police exactly? 20:13.880 --> 20:16.560 That's my husband and his lover. Press the clutch and go to fourth. 20:16.640 --> 20:18.840 -What's the fourth one? -I got it! 20:19.520 --> 20:21.520 We're being followed by a driving school. 20:22.320 --> 20:23.399 Uh, what did you say? 20:24.159 --> 20:27.440 It's been behind us for the last three turns. 20:27.520 --> 20:29.720 -Um… -I can pull them over. 20:29.800 --> 20:32.560 Uh, no, don't worry about it. It's just a coincidence. 20:32.640 --> 20:34.000 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 20:34.080 --> 20:36.120 [Rocío] I'll see what happens when I change direction. 20:36.200 --> 20:37.880 [Luis] Hey, listen, I was just wondering, 20:37.960 --> 20:40.159 what, uh, what are you doing tonight, hmm? 20:40.760 --> 20:44.080 Uh, because my friend Raúl is opening his restaurant, 20:44.159 --> 20:46.919 and uh, well, I just thought to myself, you know, 20:47.000 --> 20:49.280 "Maybe Rocío would like to come with her boyfriend." 20:49.360 --> 20:51.399 -[chuckles] -You assume I'm dating a boy? 20:51.480 --> 20:55.600 Or a girl. Or alone, because, well, there's nothing wrong with coming alone. 20:55.679 --> 20:56.800 ME? GIVING A LESSON 20:56.919 --> 20:59.320 Look. They're following us. 20:59.399 --> 21:01.399 Ugh, ignore them. It's just my wife. 21:01.480 --> 21:03.399 She's always joking around like that. [chuckles] 21:04.520 --> 21:07.080 -She loves messing around with me. -Oh. Hmm. 21:07.159 --> 21:08.320 That woman. 21:08.399 --> 21:10.399 Are we not going to hit any red lights? 21:10.480 --> 21:13.120 -If you don't like your job, why do it? -'Cause I get paid. 21:13.720 --> 21:16.520 [Álex] Having a job you don't like is like being dead while you're alive? 21:17.960 --> 21:19.720 [clicks tongue] Yeah, basically, I guess. 21:19.800 --> 21:22.280 Lots of people don't know what they like and what they don't. 21:25.120 --> 21:25.960 That's true, yep. 21:26.040 --> 21:27.880 Like, the other day, I saw a post on Instagram 21:27.960 --> 21:30.320 with a girl and old lady looking through a window and it said, 21:30.399 --> 21:33.280 "Enjoy the journey. It's shorter than you think." 21:33.880 --> 21:35.480 All right, pull over here, come on. 21:35.560 --> 21:37.480 -[Álex] Here? We're parking? -[Esther] Yeah, here. 21:37.560 --> 21:40.760 Look, Álex, life isn't that easy, you know? 21:40.840 --> 21:42.640 At your age, everything looks amazing, 21:42.720 --> 21:45.080 but, well, you know. 21:45.159 --> 21:46.560 Lots of stuff happens. 21:46.640 --> 21:48.240 When you were young, what was your dream? 21:49.880 --> 21:50.800 [inhales] 21:51.919 --> 21:53.600 Well… [exhales] 21:54.240 --> 21:55.399 I don't even know. 21:58.600 --> 22:00.600 -Hey, honey. -Luis. 22:01.800 --> 22:03.320 I wanna try acting. 22:05.600 --> 22:08.320 [laughing] 22:08.399 --> 22:09.640 -What's wrong? -What? 22:10.159 --> 22:13.880 -It was my dream. -[grunts] But, my love, at your age? 22:13.960 --> 22:15.640 What age? I said actress, not model. 22:15.720 --> 22:18.679 [laughing] Get dressed. Come on, we're gonna be late. 22:21.240 --> 22:22.720 Hey, Mom, we're leaving. 22:23.640 --> 22:27.159 No video games after nine o'clock, okay? Or they'll turn into gremlins. 22:31.880 --> 22:33.880 -[chattering] -[dance music playing] 22:39.120 --> 22:41.520 Just like I said, it's a sausage fest. 22:41.600 --> 22:43.000 -Not one single waitress. -[laughing] 22:43.080 --> 22:45.320 Guys, this is my partner Raúl. 22:45.399 --> 22:47.280 And this is Richard, Miki, 22:47.880 --> 22:48.840 and Andrea. 22:49.560 --> 22:52.360 This is nice. You're all so handsome. And you smell great. 22:52.439 --> 22:53.520 [Raúl] Mom, please. 22:53.600 --> 22:55.679 [laughs] Um… 22:58.560 --> 23:00.280 Fuck, I can't get anything right. [grunts] 23:00.360 --> 23:02.280 -[laughing] -[woman] Raúl? 23:03.840 --> 23:05.840 I'm Montse, from Tinder. 23:05.919 --> 23:08.439 -Oh, hey. [chuckles] -[exhales] 23:10.040 --> 23:11.880 Uh, go grab a drink. 23:11.960 --> 23:13.439 I'll be right with you. 23:13.520 --> 23:16.000 -Diego, get her a drink. Anything. -[Diego] Yep. 23:16.080 --> 23:18.520 -Sure. How's it going? -[Montse chuckles] How are you? 23:18.600 --> 23:19.520 Hey, she's hot. 23:19.600 --> 23:21.320 How can I introduce Luz to that tall chick? 23:21.399 --> 23:22.840 She's an Amazonian warrior. 23:22.919 --> 23:25.159 -[laughing] -That's a sexist complex, Raúl, come on. 23:25.240 --> 23:27.000 In nature, there are lots of species 23:27.080 --> 23:28.840 where the male is smaller than the female. 23:28.919 --> 23:30.159 -So? -[Paula] What's wrong? 23:30.240 --> 23:32.240 Have you never been with a woman taller than you? 23:32.320 --> 23:34.360 It's not the same. And she's wearing heels? 23:34.439 --> 23:36.600 -That's rude. -[Luis] They make her legs look thinner. 23:36.679 --> 23:38.320 [Santi] Eagle, praying mantis. 23:38.399 --> 23:40.080 -Green spoon worm… -What? 23:40.159 --> 23:43.919 It's a sea worm. This one's up to 200 times smaller than the woman. 23:44.000 --> 23:47.040 Apologies to the worm, but I can't do it. Not for me. 23:47.120 --> 23:49.679 -What are you doing? -Inviting someone else from Tinder. 23:50.200 --> 23:53.280 "Hello, Raquel. Do you have a disability?" 23:53.800 --> 23:55.760 -"And how tall--" -Dude. 23:55.840 --> 23:57.800 -I'm gonna grab something. -No, it's… 23:59.399 --> 24:01.880 Didn't you say you shouldn't get involved with someone from work? 24:01.960 --> 24:03.240 -She's just my friend. -Oh, yeah? 24:03.320 --> 24:04.880 -[Santi] Mm-hmm. -[Nagore] Sebas! 24:04.960 --> 24:06.840 -[Santi] Holy shit. -[whistles] 24:07.520 --> 24:09.360 -What's that? -What the hell is she doing here? 24:09.439 --> 24:10.600 It's fine. 24:10.679 --> 24:11.520 Hi. 24:11.600 --> 24:13.439 -You know each other? -Sure, from Tinder. 24:14.040 --> 24:15.399 -[Luis chuckles] -That hurts. 24:15.480 --> 24:17.760 -He was really nice. [chuckles] -Wait, that's my-- 24:17.840 --> 24:20.679 He was… mwah! I can't remember if we slept together. 24:20.760 --> 24:24.240 -So, you're the one with the dog. -[Nagore] Yeah, Patxaran, he's a good boy. 24:26.280 --> 24:28.240 -Oops. -Got this, bro. 24:28.960 --> 24:29.919 [Raúl exhales] 24:30.840 --> 24:31.800 Are you alone? 24:31.880 --> 24:34.200 No, my girlfriend's here. She's over at the bar. 24:34.280 --> 24:35.960 Oh, thought she was just a friend. 24:36.560 --> 24:37.919 Would you shut it? 24:38.000 --> 24:40.640 [chattering] 24:43.240 --> 24:45.040 -Hello, Raúl. Hey. -Hi. 24:45.120 --> 24:46.840 -Meet Héctor. -Hi, how are you? 24:46.919 --> 24:48.679 Well, I'm so glad you're here. 24:50.480 --> 24:51.360 What are you doing? 24:51.439 --> 24:53.880 Uh, grab a drink, Héctor. 24:53.960 --> 24:57.120 Uh, well, wine or gin-tonic? 24:57.200 --> 24:59.840 -Whatever you like, honey. Thank you. -[Raúl chuckles] 25:01.800 --> 25:03.800 So, where's your girl? I would love to meet her. 25:03.880 --> 25:06.120 Uh, well, she's in the bathroom. 25:06.840 --> 25:08.080 I mean, I don't see her. 25:08.159 --> 25:09.600 I'll see if I can find her. 25:10.120 --> 25:12.880 Look, Raúl, if you're busy, we can hang out later. 25:12.960 --> 25:14.520 Well, yeah, that'd be great. 25:14.600 --> 25:16.080 -Yeah? Oh. -Thanks so much. [chuckles] 25:16.159 --> 25:17.600 -[Montse] Okay. -[exhales] 25:19.520 --> 25:21.360 -That's not her. -[exhales] 25:22.880 --> 25:24.760 Okay, he's finally asleep. [exhales] 25:25.399 --> 25:28.080 He gets really rowdy when strangers are here. 25:28.159 --> 25:29.880 Don't worry. Just two things left. 25:29.960 --> 25:32.320 I'm calling the working day over. 25:32.399 --> 25:33.280 Oh! 25:33.960 --> 25:35.720 -Is it okay if I take off my shoes? -No. 25:35.800 --> 25:37.360 My feet are killing me. 25:39.159 --> 25:40.280 Do you give massages? 25:40.360 --> 25:42.159 -Eh, not really. -Let's see. 25:44.720 --> 25:46.720 [exhales] 25:48.159 --> 25:49.000 [Ángela] Mm. 25:50.399 --> 25:52.000 [chuckles] 25:52.919 --> 25:54.840 [exhales, chuckles] 25:55.640 --> 25:57.679 -[sighs] -Wow. [chuckles] 25:57.760 --> 25:59.720 You're a liar. You're good at this. 25:59.800 --> 26:01.000 [chuckles] 26:01.679 --> 26:02.640 [clears throat] 26:05.760 --> 26:08.600 -[cell phone rings] -Well, then-- oh, excuse me. 26:08.679 --> 26:09.720 [clears throat] 26:09.800 --> 26:11.280 -Want some wine? -Okay. 26:13.640 --> 26:15.240 -Red's good? -Yeah, perfect. 26:16.159 --> 26:17.919 -What's up, man? -[Santi] Where are you, dude? 26:18.000 --> 26:20.679 -We're all here. -At my boss's house. She made me come. 26:20.760 --> 26:21.840 What? 26:21.919 --> 26:24.679 I gave her a foot massage, and now she's getting us some wine. 26:24.760 --> 26:25.679 [Raúl] Is he coming? 26:25.760 --> 26:29.280 -[Santi] He's at his boss's house. -[Raúl] Does he have to screw her today? 26:29.360 --> 26:30.360 [Pedro] I'm not gonna-- 26:30.439 --> 26:33.399 -[Santi] Get out of there, man. Get out! -[Raúl] Asshole! 26:33.480 --> 26:35.760 -Are you okay? What happened? -[Pedro] No. 26:35.840 --> 26:37.880 [snaps fingers] My boiler is broken. 26:37.960 --> 26:41.919 Uh, the house is flooded, and my maid Stefan… ía just called. 26:42.000 --> 26:45.360 -Oh, right, that's too bad. -Well, I gotta go. 26:45.439 --> 26:49.040 I have to call the insurance before it leaks to the neighbors downstairs. 26:49.120 --> 26:50.360 It's not a house? 26:51.679 --> 26:53.560 -See you tomorrow. -Tomorrow is Saturday. 26:53.640 --> 26:54.960 Monday. Uh, Monday, right. 26:55.040 --> 26:57.399 I'll see you on Monday. That's what I meant. 26:58.679 --> 27:01.199 So, I found stats on the unemployment rate for actors. 27:01.280 --> 27:03.560 It's 90 percent, hmm? Yeah. 27:03.640 --> 27:07.159 And only two percent earn more than 30,000 a year. 27:07.240 --> 27:10.240 Luis, when you show courage, life will support you. Hmm? 27:10.320 --> 27:13.360 Don't talk to me about courage. I'm a police officer. 27:13.439 --> 27:15.320 When I was young, I wanted to be Julia Roberts. 27:15.399 --> 27:16.560 And I wanted to be Bon Jovi. 27:16.640 --> 27:20.159 But please don't quit your job, when you have two kids and a mortgage to handle. 27:20.240 --> 27:22.159 -But I don't wanna quit my job, no. -Oh, but-- 27:22.240 --> 27:24.199 I just wanna take an acting course. 27:25.000 --> 27:26.760 -Oh, fine, fine, okay. -[exhales] 27:26.840 --> 27:28.240 You scared me there. 27:28.320 --> 27:31.080 -And how much is the class? -It's cheaper than testosterone. 27:31.840 --> 27:33.199 Is the CrossFitter here? 27:33.800 --> 27:35.760 No, she texted that she's not coming. 27:35.840 --> 27:36.840 Oh, well. 27:36.919 --> 27:37.840 Yeah. Oh, well. 27:37.919 --> 27:39.120 It's too bad. 27:39.199 --> 27:40.600 [Santi] Yes, I feel like a hero. 27:41.199 --> 27:43.960 You know, I've worked hard to deconstruct myself. 27:44.040 --> 27:46.000 Yeah. Do you want a gold star? 27:46.080 --> 27:49.800 Another problem with sexism is that you're very individualist. 27:49.880 --> 27:51.679 I'm a sexist. Is that what you're saying? 27:51.760 --> 27:55.159 The patriarchy is a pact between men that uses women as a bargaining chip 27:55.240 --> 27:58.199 to reaffirm yourselves and perpetuate androcentricity, period. 27:58.280 --> 28:00.399 -I'm completely lost. -[Paula] Uh, come with me. 28:00.480 --> 28:03.000 -Ladies. This way. -But, well-- 28:03.080 --> 28:05.199 -That was very strange. -Yeah, thank me later. 28:05.720 --> 28:07.840 I think she likes Luis and didn't wanna come here. 28:07.919 --> 28:10.360 -She didn't wanna find me here. -Change how you see it. 28:10.439 --> 28:11.600 Imagine them together. 28:12.840 --> 28:15.240 -Does it turn you on even a little? -Gross, ugh! 28:16.000 --> 28:18.439 Look, what a good boyfriend. Always thinking ahead. 28:18.520 --> 28:20.320 Two Moscow mules for the ladies. 28:21.080 --> 28:23.480 -What's that? -[Héctor] I'm going to the bathroom. 28:25.640 --> 28:27.760 Hey, he's kind of cute for a guy his age. 28:27.840 --> 28:29.840 -Thank you. -What about naked? 28:29.919 --> 28:32.480 Is his butt all sunken in? Are his balls hanging real low? 28:32.560 --> 28:35.199 -Girl! -It's so I know what to expect with Luis. 28:35.280 --> 28:37.320 I'm the one with the age problem now. 28:37.399 --> 28:39.800 Did you tell him about the endome-- what's it called? 28:39.880 --> 28:41.199 I was gonna tell him last night. 28:41.280 --> 28:44.240 -But his son showed up to meet me. -[gasps] The silver fox has a kid? 28:44.320 --> 28:45.240 Introduce us! 28:45.320 --> 28:46.240 -Uh-uh. -Is he cute? 28:46.320 --> 28:47.480 He's a prick. 28:47.560 --> 28:50.199 [chattering] 28:51.280 --> 28:54.000 Daniela, how are you? You look divine. 28:54.520 --> 28:58.159 Fine. Hi, I'm not with my manager, so I don't know anything. 28:58.760 --> 29:01.000 Raúl didn't tell you? You're friends. 29:01.080 --> 29:02.000 Raúl? Which Raúl? 29:02.080 --> 29:04.080 Hey, here's that trending influencer. 29:04.159 --> 29:07.280 -[laughing] -No. No way. Uh, what is this, a setup? 29:07.360 --> 29:08.280 Was this all Pedro? 29:08.360 --> 29:11.720 No, Pedro said he's over you. In fact, he's screwing his boss now. 29:11.800 --> 29:12.679 Whoa. 29:12.760 --> 29:15.439 -Remember. Three stories and one post. -Yes. 29:16.040 --> 29:18.159 Totally over me? Mm. 29:18.240 --> 29:20.560 He came to my book signing, apparently, because he missed me. 29:20.639 --> 29:22.360 You serious? What an asshole. 29:22.439 --> 29:25.560 -I'm leaving. -No, no, I've already sent you the money. 29:25.639 --> 29:28.399 And you can take a selfie and get a margarita. 29:28.480 --> 29:29.560 One margarita. 29:31.480 --> 29:32.679 Raúl? 29:32.760 --> 29:33.919 I'm Raquel. 29:34.840 --> 29:36.000 You sure? 29:37.439 --> 29:39.000 You touched up your photos. 29:39.600 --> 29:41.760 I mean, everyone uses filters. 29:42.800 --> 29:45.520 Get a drink. I'll meet you in a second. Two margaritas. 29:49.360 --> 29:51.560 No, she's no good. Next. 29:51.639 --> 29:53.320 But what's wrong with her? 29:53.399 --> 29:56.520 "Hi, Candela. Do you have a disability?" 29:56.600 --> 29:58.360 -Oh, God. -"How tall are you?" 29:58.439 --> 30:00.840 -"Do you use filters?" -You're objectifying them. 30:00.919 --> 30:03.240 Ha. Says the guy who had sex with ten bodies. 30:03.320 --> 30:04.959 Because of Álex. Hmm. 30:05.040 --> 30:07.240 Oh, hey, your friend is really hot. 30:07.320 --> 30:10.000 -Let me borrow her. -Uh, Raúl, she's not a bike. 30:10.080 --> 30:11.120 She's a woman. 30:11.199 --> 30:13.000 I'll tell Luz she's my girlfriend to annoy her. 30:13.080 --> 30:14.159 No, I like her, man. 30:14.240 --> 30:16.240 You're gonna get involved with someone from work? 30:16.320 --> 30:17.919 -Don't know. Ugh! Leave me alone. -Oh, no. 30:18.520 --> 30:19.800 -Oh. -I'm gonna tell Patrick. 30:19.879 --> 30:21.919 [laughing] 30:22.000 --> 30:23.159 [camera shutter clicks] 30:23.240 --> 30:24.399 Why are you here? 30:24.480 --> 30:28.159 [exhales] Working. Yeah, I really have stooped this low. 30:28.240 --> 30:30.080 [laughing] All right. 30:30.159 --> 30:32.600 -You really screwed up that spiking story. -Ah. 30:32.679 --> 30:34.679 You got cocaine? I've never tried it. 30:34.760 --> 30:36.520 Why do you hate me so much? 30:36.600 --> 30:41.360 Uh, well, because you're young, pretty, slim, all that. The usual reasons. 30:41.439 --> 30:44.040 Sorry for being honest, this Moscow mule. [chuckles] 30:44.120 --> 30:45.040 Got any coke? 30:45.120 --> 30:46.600 You know, I think you're fun. 30:47.199 --> 30:48.800 Mm, are you saying I'm ugly? 30:48.879 --> 30:50.159 [chuckles] 30:56.080 --> 30:59.040 -Raúl, I'm heading out now. -No way. Why are you here? 30:59.120 --> 31:00.800 And you? Where's your new boss now? 31:00.879 --> 31:03.439 You asshole. I thought you two were done. 31:03.520 --> 31:05.199 Yes, I'm doing fucking great. I told her. 31:05.280 --> 31:07.600 -You're really fucked up. I know you well. -Yeah. 31:07.679 --> 31:10.879 Look who's talking, the meme in the flesh. And this time you can't blame me. 31:10.959 --> 31:13.439 Aha! You're my number one stalker. 31:13.520 --> 31:15.480 -What? No. He shows me stuff. -[Daniela laughs] 31:16.280 --> 31:18.760 [Luz] Raúl, we're gonna get going. 31:19.280 --> 31:21.560 -Yeah? -[Héctor] My pleasure. 31:21.639 --> 31:22.919 No, my pleasure, Héctor. 31:25.399 --> 31:27.800 -Uh, well, uh, I'll go get the car. -[Luz] Mm. 31:27.879 --> 31:29.240 [Raúl] Uh-huh. 31:31.639 --> 31:32.560 So, where's your girl? 31:33.399 --> 31:36.320 She didn't feel well and had to head out. 31:36.919 --> 31:37.760 -Mm. -Right. 31:37.840 --> 31:42.040 So wanna grab a coffee sometime, uh, just us? 31:42.120 --> 31:44.040 More relaxed, just-- just as friends? 31:44.919 --> 31:46.320 I don't wanna upset Héctor. 31:46.919 --> 31:49.080 -I thought your relationship was open? -Uh-uh. 31:49.679 --> 31:50.800 Luz, I don't understand. 31:52.000 --> 31:52.959 Me neither. 32:02.040 --> 32:04.199 Hello. I'm Nagore. 32:08.000 --> 32:10.959 [both moaning] 32:11.040 --> 32:13.040 [Nagore panting] 32:15.520 --> 32:19.399 -[dog barking] -Oh. Patxaran! Patxaran! 32:20.520 --> 32:23.639 Oh, I love you. Who loves you? Who loves you? 32:23.719 --> 32:26.399 He loves me so much, right? Oh, kiss for Mommy. 32:26.480 --> 32:28.879 Kiss for Mommy. Kiss for Mommy. 32:28.959 --> 32:31.480 -Kiss for Mommy. -Wait a minute, wait a minute. 32:31.560 --> 32:32.879 I think I'm too wasted. 32:32.959 --> 32:34.360 Yeah, me too. 32:35.000 --> 32:37.360 Wanna lie down together? [gags] 32:52.040 --> 32:53.280 [groans softly] 32:54.120 --> 32:56.719 [Nagore exhales, groans] 32:59.600 --> 33:01.919 [groans] Oh, Rafa, Rafa, don't go yet. 33:02.679 --> 33:03.679 Could you… 33:03.760 --> 33:05.560 [gags] …do me a favor? 33:05.639 --> 33:07.879 [gagging] 33:25.840 --> 33:28.000 [groans, exhales] 33:32.639 --> 33:34.600 [exhales] 33:36.120 --> 33:38.480 -[grunts] -[groans] 33:42.959 --> 33:43.840 [chuckles] 33:46.480 --> 33:47.560 [Daniela groans] 33:51.320 --> 33:52.719 [whispers] God, don't wake up. 33:53.879 --> 33:54.800 [shushes] 33:55.919 --> 33:58.480 -Sir, you've come back! -Shh! 33:58.560 --> 34:00.919 I'm so happy. I prayed to heavens for your love. 34:01.000 --> 34:03.399 -No, Patricia, we're not back together. -Can I make you coffee? 34:03.480 --> 34:05.840 No, I have to go. Bye-bye. 34:05.919 --> 34:07.800 Can I fly the drone in the backyard again? 34:07.879 --> 34:08.839 [scoffs] No. 34:09.600 --> 34:12.880 And don't post any videos about any of this, because I know how you can be. 34:14.159 --> 34:16.839 Oh, they're back together again. 34:20.319 --> 34:21.920 -[growling] -Oh, shit! 34:22.000 --> 34:25.120 -Get-- get off. No, no. Hey! Hey! -[Patxaran barking, growling] 34:25.199 --> 34:27.319 Raúl! What is this? 34:27.400 --> 34:29.960 Nagore's dog. I took him to piss, and she wouldn't open the door. 34:30.040 --> 34:31.360 I don't want dogs here. 34:31.440 --> 34:34.760 Where've you been? Did you sleep with Daniela? 34:34.839 --> 34:36.480 I'm gonna shower. 34:36.560 --> 34:38.880 -Hey! -[cell phone rings] 34:39.839 --> 34:40.920 Hey, Nagore. 34:41.000 --> 34:43.319 [Nagore] Rafa, you asshole. You kidnapped my dog. 34:43.400 --> 34:45.239 [scoffs] You wouldn't open up the door. 34:45.319 --> 34:47.319 So, you fuck me then you steal Patxaran? 34:47.400 --> 34:49.280 -I didn't do either of those. -[Patxaran grunts] 34:49.360 --> 34:50.760 -I'm coming back. -[Patxaran growls] 34:50.839 --> 34:52.799 No, I've got Zumba. I'll call you after. 34:55.839 --> 34:58.040 [Patxaran whines] 34:58.680 --> 34:59.839 [growls] 34:59.920 --> 35:02.839 [classical music playing] all you after.