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Raul.

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-Raul.
-Ano?

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Ano ka riyan? Parang basurahan na rito.

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Dami mo kasing plato.

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Dapat dalawa lang, tig-isa tayo.
Para mahuhugasan talaga.

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Kailangan natin ng muchacha.

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Objectification 'yon, di ba?

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Dito natin nakuha si Patricia.
Tawagan mo. Late na 'ko.

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Teka. Pumili muna tayo.

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Walang picture?

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Picture? Di siya escort!
Kahit sino 'ka mo.

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At simula na ngayon!

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Napaka-bossy.

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Para sa 'kin,
napakasahol ng kasinungalingan.

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Insulto 'yon sa katalinuhan ko.

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Lagi ako ng nakakahuli ng sinungaling.

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-May sixth sense ako.
-Okay.

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Sorry, Roman.
Ikinararangal kong makilala ka.

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Sa'n ka pupunta?

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Tanggap ka na.

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Ay, shit. Sorry.

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'Yong project mo,

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gustong-gusto ko.

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Pero binabalaan kita,
narito ka para magtrabaho.

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Bawal ang landian, mga relasyon.

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Nadadamay ang kompanya.

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Sa mga hiwalayan, depression, pagbubuntis…

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Walang problema, Roman.

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Pinili ko na ang asexuality.
Mas simple 'yon.

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Sawa na 'ko sa babae.

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CERTIFICATE
"DECONSTRUCTING MASCULINITY"

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"Certificate
in Deconstructing Masculinity."

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-Oo.
-Hi.

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Hi. Kinuha kong kurso
para matanggal ang sexist na pag-iisip ko.

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Ayos.

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Ako si Paula.

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Ako si Santi.

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Bago lang ako rito.

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Puwes, welcome sa 'yo. Sige.

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-Sige.
-Deconstructed na lalaki.

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Bakit ayaw nilang tayo ang mag-pitch?

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Tayo ang makakapagpaliwanag ng series.

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Buwisit na mga sexist.

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Girls, may dalawa akong good news.

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Una,

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makakapagkape na tayo ng totoo.

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Ano'ng nangyari sa project?

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Tinanggihan nila.
Sawa na sila sa series tungkol sa babae.

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Pambihira.

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Mas marami na kami sa mundo,
pero subgenre lang kami?

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Bakit di nagkukulang ng series
tungkol sa "lalaki"?

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Relax. Ito ang pangalawang
magandang balita.

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Interesado sila sa isa pang project.

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Alpha Males? Seryoso?

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Ironic ang pamagat.

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Ititigil ang feminist series
para isulong ang patriyarkiya?

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Kabaligtaran, men in crisis 'to.

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Oo, sige. Kawawa naman sila.

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Baka mahusay n'yo 'tong masulat
dahil ayaw na ayaw n'yo sa 'min.

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Dadalhan ko nito si boss.

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Diyos ko! Shit!

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Naku! Napaso ka!

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-Sorry.
-Puta!

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-Karma.
-Hubarin mo 'yan.

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"Richard Quintana, Armando Greco,
Miki Sanz, Victor Alejandro,

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Andrea Bianco…" Babae ba 'to?

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Depende sa mood.

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Taco na may Iberian ham, avocado,
sriracha, cilantro at mango-mole.

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Ang ganda.

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Wala kang inimbitang babae?

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Si Mama, kaso baka di pumunta.

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Ang mga kaibigan mong babae.
Marami 'yon.

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Na ayaw sa 'kin.

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-Sarap.
-Nagustuhan mo?

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Bakit?

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Pupunta ka sa opening bukas?
Dapat nandoon ka.

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Raul, may boyfriend ako.

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Ano naman? Ayain mo siya.

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Magkaibigan tayo, di ba?
Sino siya?

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Hindi. Ang weird masyado.

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Bago na rin ang buhay ko.
Di na kita hinihintay, Luz.

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Sige. Sasabihan ko siya.

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Sige na. Tumataas ang heart rate ko.

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Pupunta ka?

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Uy, di ba may kaibigan kang influencer?

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Oo, ex ng kaibigan ko.

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Naka-move on na siya.

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Ma'am?

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Diyos ko, nagpakamatay siya!

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-Ma'am!
-Buwisit!

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Tinakot n'yo 'ko!

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Patri, nakatulog ako.
Uminom ako ng dalawang pampakalma.

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Ano'ng nangyari?

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Iniwan na 'ko ni Jonas.

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Di na raw ako puwedeng ikatawan.

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Ay! Nawala rin sa 'kin
'yong organic cream campaign.

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Wala nang natira.

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Tingnan mo.

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Walang naniwala sa spiking.

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Bakit mo kasi sinabi 'yon?

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Buburahin ko ang accounts ko.
Wala na 'kong paki!

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Wag!

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Tigilan mo 'yan! Kalma!

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Gusto kong maging flight attendant ulit.
"Pasta o manok" lang ang problema ko.

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Si Daniela Galvan 'to. Kumusta?

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Interesado siya.

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Trabaho 'to.

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Ano'ng gagawin?

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Sa opening ng restaurant.

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"Palate and Take."

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Saan?

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Bully pala ang anak natin,

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at tuturuan mo pa siyang manuntok?

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Hindi, matututo siya ng disiplina.
Na mali ang manakit.

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Tuturuan siya,
tapos sasabihing walang silbi 'yon.

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Aksaya lang ng pera.

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Ikaw ang nagmungkahing manakit siya…

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Pasalihin natin si Iris.
Makakatulong sa kanya 'to.

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Judo? Si Iris?

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Di ba gusto mong mawala ang gender roles?

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Mas gusto ko'ng ballet kasi may makeup.

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Tingnan mo, "Nakakahasa
ng concentration ang martial arts."

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"Nakakatulong sa hyperactive na mga bata."

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"Natututo sila ng self-control,
ng paggalang sa iba…"

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Lagot ka sa 'kin!

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Tigil!

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Uy, kumalma ka.

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Unang araw pa lang kasi.

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May lakad pala 'ko.

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-Una na 'ko.
-Pero…

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Esther, importante ito.

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Di ka pinansin.

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Oo nga, anak.

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Mula nang kunin niya 'yon,
panay na ang kaka-deconstruct niya.

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Sexist daw ako, 'yong anak namin…

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Buti na lang nariyan ka,
at ang pantasya kong sexy mong buhay.

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Walang anak, walang asawa…

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May endometriosis ako.

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Payo ng OB-gyne, tanggalin matris ko.

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Ayos 'yon.

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Magpatanggal ka. Lalaya ka nang tunay.

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-Kasi…
-Gagaan ka rin.

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-Ilang kilo 'yon?
-Esther…

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Napaka-irregular ng dalaw ko.

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Bihira na ngang dumalaw, e.

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Ang bata ko pa…

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Sigurado ka na namang
ayaw mong magkaanak.

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Ayaw mong magkaanak, di ba?

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Nagdadalawang-isip ka?

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Ano'ng nangyari sa idol ko?

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Tequila, dalawa.

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Girls, architect na 'ko ulit!

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-Congrats.
-Magkano ang sahod mo?

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Dahil hiwalay na tayo,
di na mahalaga 'yon sa 'yo.

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Tinanong ko lang kasi birthday niya.

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Hindi. Kayo na lang ang lumabas.

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Sa'n kami pupunta?

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Ewan ko. Kumain kayo. Dito lang ako.

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Mga ala-una na kayo bumalik o…
Sabihan ko kayo, ha?

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Sino'ng iimbitahan mo?

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Dahil 18 na 'ko,
di na mahalaga 'yon sa inyo.

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Ang yabang na.

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Eighteen ka na.

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Parang kahapon ka lang
nagsimulang maglakad. Hahawakan mo…

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Magpapaturo ako
magmaneho kay Esther bukas.

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Salamat sa regalong lisensiya.

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Kumusta 'yong mga pinadala ko?

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Lintik, Roberto.

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Kunin mo na 'yong Russian.
Magtatayo siya ng negosyo.

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Hindi ako manyakis.

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Ako rin naman.

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Argentinian ang kasama ko kahapon.
Napakaganda. Alam mo?

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Isang tirahan lang ako, pero ewan ko.

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Ba't ayaw mong mag-girlfriend?

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Sa compute ko, mura 'to.
May Excel file ako. Tingnan mo?

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-Ayoko.
-Pasok.

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Pedro, package.

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-Wala akong order.
-Buksan ko?

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Mahilig akong mag-unbox.

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Roberto, wala kang trabaho?

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Meron. Grabe, Hugo Boss. May card pa.

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Uy.

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Ano'ng sabi?

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Pasok.

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Sige. Ipadala mo agad sa 'kin.

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Sige.

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Angela, di ka na dapat nag-abala.

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Sukatin mo. Tingnan mo kung sakto.

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-Dito?
-Oo.

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Dito o sa banyo, kung sa'n ka komportable.

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Ang gandang damit niyan.

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At tama ang sukat.

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Napaka-weird.

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Parang bigla akong naging Pretty Woman.

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Di n'yo ba nakikita?

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Hina-harass si Pedro.

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-Ano?
-Isipin n'yo kung baligtad.

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Kung hinawakan ni Pedro
ang tuhod ng katrabaho niyang babae?

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O sasabihin niya ro'n,

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"Kailangan pang magbayad
ng magandang gaya mo para makipag-sex?"

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Sinadya niyang itapon ang kape?

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-Hindi, nagkabanggaan kami.
-Ano naman?

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Normal bang bilhan siya nito ng damit?

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Tapos, pinasukat pa sa harap nito.

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Puwede raw umalis. Ba't di ka nagbanyo?

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Ewan ko. Ayoko siyang ma-offend.

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Niregaluhan ako ng biyenan ko
ng medyas. Harassment na rin 'yon?

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Hindi, kasi walang power dynamic.

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Akala mo lang.

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Ano naman kung gusto ka ng boss mo?
Tirahin mo, tapos, magpataas ka ng sahod.

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Ano ka ba? Ireport mo siya.

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May harassment protocol kayo.

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Irereport ko na hina-harass ako
ng babae? Ang sagwa.

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Kung siya ikaw? Irereport ka agad.

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Pulis ako, wala kang ebidensya.

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Kabaligtaran pa nga.
Naghubad ka sa harap niya.

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Sino'ng na-harass?

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-Ano?
-Pinakitaan mo siya ng dibdib mo.

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Ikaw ang nauna.

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Hindi nakakatawa.

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Raul, seryoso 'to.

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Baka mabait lang siya.

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Wag mong sirain,
siya lang ang tumanggap sa 'yo.

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Irereport ko siya.

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Titirahin ko siya.

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Honey.

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Prinsesa ko, kumusta ang araw mo?

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Ang haba, Diyos ko.
Magbukas ka ng wine at tirahin mo 'ko.

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Bukas na ang wine.
'Yong sex, tatay ko na ang sasagot do'n.

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-Ikaw siguro si Alvaro, 'no? Kumusta?
-Mabuti.

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Narito ako para makilala
ang babae ni Papa.

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Para sa pag-ibig?

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Ano'ng nangyayari dito?

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Di n'yo 'ko hinintay sa toast?

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Papa, congratulations.

00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:15.440 align:center
Di ko akalaing
meron ka agad kapalit kay Mama.

00:11:15.520 --> 00:11:16.680 align:center
Na ganito kaganda.

00:11:17.199 --> 00:11:18.160 align:center
Kapalit?

00:11:18.680 --> 00:11:20.520 align:center
Igalang mo madrasta mo, iho.

00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:22.760 align:center
Maliligo lang ako, kain na tayo.

00:11:22.839 --> 00:11:24.000 align:center
-Sige.
-Okay.

00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:27.520 align:center
-Maghahain na 'ko.
-Kabisado mo na ang lahat dito?

00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:31.000 align:center
Matalino ako.
Wag kang magpaloko sa buhok ko.

00:11:31.079 --> 00:11:34.079 align:center
Ikaw ang nag-ayos ng divorce niya, tama?

00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.719 align:center
-Bakit?
-Wala naman.

00:11:40.719 --> 00:11:42.280 align:center
Alam mo magkano sahod ko?

00:11:43.160 --> 00:11:46.640 align:center
Alam mo magkano sahod ni Papa?
Ay, alam mo na nga pala.

00:11:57.520 --> 00:11:58.600 align:center
May problema tayo.

00:12:02.640 --> 00:12:04.440 align:center
-Sino 'yan?
-Bagong katulong.

00:12:04.520 --> 00:12:06.400 align:center
Lalaki ang ipinadala nila.

00:12:06.920 --> 00:12:09.800 align:center
-Bakit di mo pinaalis?
-Ewan ko, nanigas ako.

00:12:12.079 --> 00:12:14.400 align:center
Lalabhan ng lalaki ang salawal natin?

00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:17.079 align:center
-Ayos lang. Sabi ko, straight tayo.
-Bakit?

00:12:17.160 --> 00:12:18.520 align:center
Ipapakilala kita.

00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:24.320 align:center
Stefan, si Pedro,
ang may-ari ng bahay na 'to.

00:12:24.400 --> 00:12:25.920 align:center
Hi. Kumusta ka?

00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:29.520 align:center
-Bulgarian siya.
-Ah.

00:12:33.959 --> 00:12:36.280 align:center
-Dito mo dinadala dates mo?
-Tingnan mo.

00:12:39.040 --> 00:12:39.880 align:center
Ano 'yan?

00:12:39.959 --> 00:12:41.640 align:center
Kamerang nilagay ko sa sala.

00:12:41.719 --> 00:12:44.440 align:center
Nakatago sa halaman. Di niya makikita.

00:12:48.400 --> 00:12:49.560 align:center
Magkano 'yan?

00:12:51.839 --> 00:12:53.440 align:center
Ang talino ng anak ko.

00:12:53.520 --> 00:12:54.640 align:center
Eighteen na siya.

00:12:54.719 --> 00:12:56.839 align:center
Kailan lang 'yong unang lakad niya.

00:12:56.920 --> 00:12:58.959 align:center
-Hawak niya ang dali…
-Una na 'ko.

00:12:59.040 --> 00:12:59.880 align:center
Papunta sa'n?

00:12:59.959 --> 00:13:03.480 align:center
Kay body number two.
Nakakaadik pala 'tong Tinder.

00:13:03.560 --> 00:13:05.920 align:center
Wag mong dalhin ang kotse. Blanca!

00:13:22.760 --> 00:13:24.000 align:center
CrossFit na naman?

00:13:24.680 --> 00:13:29.360 align:center
Kung gusto kong baguhin ang katawan ko,
kailangang maging masigasig.

00:13:30.680 --> 00:13:32.440 align:center
Walong oras kayong magkasama.

00:13:32.520 --> 00:13:34.199 align:center
Di ka nagsasawa sa kanya?

00:13:34.280 --> 00:13:36.000 align:center
Siya ang nagtuturo sa 'kin.

00:13:36.079 --> 00:13:38.240 align:center
Pinapahirapan niya 'ko. Tulog ka na.

00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:41.400 align:center
Ayain mo kaya sila
ng boyfriend niya sa opening?

00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:42.839 align:center
Wala yatang nobyo 'yon.

00:13:42.920 --> 00:13:46.000 align:center
Maganda siya, athletic,
may trabaho, ta's single?

00:13:46.599 --> 00:13:48.160 align:center
Di ko siya gaanong kilala.

00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.360 align:center
Ano'ng pinag-uusapan n'yo sa kotse?

00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:51.839 align:center
-Nagseselos ka ba?
-Ako?

00:13:52.719 --> 00:13:55.040 align:center
Wag na wag makipaglandian sa katrabaho.

00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:58.199 align:center
Makikipaglandian ka ba sa instructor?

00:13:58.280 --> 00:14:00.760 align:center
Kanino? Kina Hilario at Basilio?

00:14:00.839 --> 00:14:02.120 align:center
Mismo.

00:14:02.680 --> 00:14:05.160 align:center
Di ko laging mahahatid ang mga bata, ha?

00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:06.719 align:center
Hindi mo 'ko katulong!

00:14:06.800 --> 00:14:08.599 align:center
Magigising mo sila!

00:14:17.880 --> 00:14:18.839 align:center
Almusal?

00:14:18.920 --> 00:14:22.000 align:center
Hindi, kukuha ako ng cereal.
Makakaalis ka na.

00:14:24.719 --> 00:14:25.959 align:center
Almusal?

00:14:26.040 --> 00:14:27.280 align:center
Di na, salamat.

00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.560 align:center
Bakit naka-briefs ka?
May ibang tao na rito.

00:14:30.640 --> 00:14:32.240 align:center
Sinusubukan ko siya.

00:14:32.319 --> 00:14:35.599 align:center
Ta's maliligo akong bukas ang pinto.
Baka sumilip siya.

00:14:35.680 --> 00:14:37.000 align:center
Praning ka na, p're.

00:14:37.079 --> 00:14:38.439 align:center
Napapaligiran nila 'ko.

00:14:39.520 --> 00:14:41.319 align:center
Okay siya. May maganda naman.

00:14:41.400 --> 00:14:42.680 align:center
Ang pangit.

00:14:42.760 --> 00:14:44.640 align:center
Bea, kailangang sirain 'yan.

00:14:44.719 --> 00:14:48.000 align:center
Di ako papayag malagay
ang pangalan ko sa ganyang serye.

00:14:48.079 --> 00:14:51.560 align:center
Good morning? Ano?
Nagustuhan n'yo ang outline ko?

00:14:51.640 --> 00:14:53.839 align:center
Di namin gagawin ang Alpha Males.

00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:55.599 align:center
May magagawa ba kayo?

00:14:56.199 --> 00:14:58.319 align:center
Aalis na 'ko, kasama ang laptop ko.

00:14:58.400 --> 00:15:01.240 align:center
Wag. Teka muna.
Ipapaliwanag ko pa 'yang maiigi.

00:15:01.319 --> 00:15:05.280 align:center
Sa kaibuturan nito, feminist show
'yang Alpha Males.

00:15:06.479 --> 00:15:09.640 align:center
Apat na sexist, nag-deconstruct
ng toxic masculinity.

00:15:09.719 --> 00:15:11.360 align:center
At ano'ng alam mo ro'n?

00:15:11.439 --> 00:15:14.719 align:center
Inaral ko 'yon kay Patrick Garay.
May certificate ako.

00:15:14.800 --> 00:15:17.199 align:center
-Ay, kakampi pala.
-Ha?

00:15:17.280 --> 00:15:19.880 align:center
Bayani na kayo ng tropa mo dahil do'n?

00:15:19.959 --> 00:15:21.000 align:center
Puwede na rin.

00:15:21.079 --> 00:15:24.760 align:center
Structural problem ang patriarchy.
Baguguhin mo ang mundo n'yo?

00:15:24.839 --> 00:15:26.319 align:center
At ikakatuwa namin 'yon?

00:15:26.400 --> 00:15:29.360 align:center
Ang masculinity,
di dine-deconstruct. Winawasak.

00:15:29.439 --> 00:15:32.400 align:center
Nagmu-mutate para manatili
ang patriarchal system.

00:15:35.400 --> 00:15:39.240 align:center
Hindi… Di ko 'yon naisip nang gano'n.

00:15:39.719 --> 00:15:41.319 align:center
Walang silbi ang kurso?

00:15:41.400 --> 00:15:44.280 align:center
May bumati sa 'kin
nang makita ang sertipiko ko.

00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:45.959 align:center
Dinala mo sa trabaho?

00:15:46.040 --> 00:15:47.280 align:center
Di tayo bayani.

00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:50.360 align:center
Dapat sinisira ang masculinity,
di dine-deconstruct.

00:15:50.439 --> 00:15:52.160 align:center
Sabi ko nga, sayang ang pera.

00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:53.599 align:center
Kakausapin ko sila.

00:15:53.680 --> 00:15:56.120 align:center
Nagtatrabaho sila. O sinisiraan ako.

00:15:56.199 --> 00:15:58.439 align:center
Imbitahin mo sa opening. Walang babae.

00:15:58.520 --> 00:15:59.880 align:center
-Di balanse.
-Talaga?

00:15:59.959 --> 00:16:02.319 align:center
Imbitahin mo sila. Kakausapin ko.

00:16:02.400 --> 00:16:04.479 align:center
Okay, sasabihan ko sila, pero…

00:16:04.560 --> 00:16:07.240 align:center
-Pa'no si Stefan?
-Sino 'yon?

00:16:07.319 --> 00:16:10.280 align:center
-Katulong namin.
-Lalaki ang ipinadala ng agency.

00:16:10.359 --> 00:16:11.719 align:center
Legal ba 'yon?

00:16:11.800 --> 00:16:15.240 align:center
Di ba panghihimasok
o cultural appropriation 'yon?

00:16:15.319 --> 00:16:18.719 align:center
Ba't ba iniisip n'yong
dapat babae ang isang katulong?

00:16:18.800 --> 00:16:20.920 align:center
Hindi 'yon sexism. Statistics 'yon.

00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:23.120 align:center
Di komportableng nasa bahay 'yon.

00:16:23.199 --> 00:16:25.120 align:center
-Dapat si Patricia.
-Paalisin mo.

00:16:25.199 --> 00:16:26.760 align:center
Dahil lalaki siya o bakla?

00:16:26.839 --> 00:16:28.680 align:center
Pati ikaw? Hindi natin alam.

00:16:28.760 --> 00:16:31.599 align:center
-Kung marinig ka ni Patrick?
-Napapaligiran ako.

00:16:31.680 --> 00:16:34.680 align:center
Kasama ni Diego ang tropa niya.
Puro hotdog na ro'n.

00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:36.959 align:center
Raul, ibalik mo ang certificate mo.

00:16:37.040 --> 00:16:39.199 align:center
Kailangan kong makahanap ng chicks.

00:16:39.280 --> 00:16:41.400 align:center
Di maniniwala si Luz na okay na 'ko.

00:16:41.479 --> 00:16:43.880 align:center
Ha? Akala ko, kakalimutan mo na siya?

00:16:43.959 --> 00:16:47.439 align:center
Ginagawa ko na.
May kakatagpuin ako mula sa Tinder.

00:16:48.359 --> 00:16:51.240 align:center
"Hello, Montse.
May kapansanan ka ba?"

00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:53.680 align:center
Anong klaseng tanong 'yan?

00:16:53.760 --> 00:16:55.520 align:center
Para di ako maging ableist.

00:16:55.599 --> 00:16:57.920 align:center
Hirap akong intindihin ang sinasabi mo.

00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:01.120 align:center
Bale, iniisip n'yong
nakakalakad ang lahat ng tao?

00:17:01.199 --> 00:17:03.079 align:center
'Yong boss ko. Ibababa ko na.

00:17:03.160 --> 00:17:04.240 align:center
Isumbong mo siya.

00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:05.159 align:center
Tirahin mo.

00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:10.280 align:center
Angela, narito na ang budget.
Pupunta ako sa opisina mo.

00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:13.599 align:center
Wala ako sa opisina.
Wala 'yong yaya. Punta ka sa bahay.

00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:14.680 align:center
Usap tayo rito.

00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:18.560 align:center
-Sa bahay mo?
-Ise-send ko ang address.

00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:26.200 align:center
Uy, salamat. Pasensya na.

00:17:26.280 --> 00:17:27.880 align:center
-Ayos lang.
-Pasok ka.

00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:29.919 align:center
Oliver, come here, please.

00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:32.159 align:center
Hey!

00:17:33.919 --> 00:17:35.960 align:center
This is Pedro, a friend of mine.

00:17:36.040 --> 00:17:37.600 align:center
 Hi. Welcome home.

00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:40.280 align:center
-Cute. Hello.
-Do you want to play with me?

00:17:40.360 --> 00:17:43.720 align:center
H No, we have to work.
You can watch TV for a while.

00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:49.800 align:center
-Ini-Ingles mo siya?
-Oo, para makatipid sa language school.

00:17:50.399 --> 00:17:51.600 align:center
Divorced ka?

00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:55.040 align:center
Hindi, single mother ako.
Walang pasok sa criteria ko.

00:17:57.240 --> 00:17:59.280 align:center
Nagkakaubusan nga sa merkado.

00:17:59.360 --> 00:18:01.720 align:center
Oo. Buweno, simulan na natin.

00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:05.280 align:center
-Ang alin?
-'Yong budget.

00:18:05.360 --> 00:18:07.680 align:center
Ah, oo. Dala ko.

00:18:13.600 --> 00:18:16.360 align:center
UBIZKUO
ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO

00:18:21.919 --> 00:18:23.280 align:center
-Santiago.
-Ano 'yon?

00:18:23.880 --> 00:18:25.800 align:center
Merong interesado sa project mo.

00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:28.040 align:center
-Wow.
-May specification ka na ba?

00:18:28.120 --> 00:18:29.200 align:center
Opo. Meron po.

00:18:29.280 --> 00:18:31.399 align:center
-Ipapadala ko sa 'yo.
-Sige.

00:18:33.080 --> 00:18:34.399 align:center
-Santi.
-Uy!

00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:36.600 align:center
Inom tayo pagkatapos ng trabaho?

00:18:37.800 --> 00:18:41.240 align:center
Sige, gusto ko 'yan.

00:18:41.320 --> 00:18:42.560 align:center
Gusto ko, kaso…

00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:45.360 align:center
opening ng restaurant ng kaibigan ko.

00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:46.520 align:center
Di ako puwede.

00:18:46.600 --> 00:18:47.720 align:center
Magandang plano.

00:18:50.840 --> 00:18:52.000 align:center
Puwedeng sumama?

00:18:52.080 --> 00:18:55.200 align:center
Sige, ayos 'yon.

00:18:55.280 --> 00:19:00.360 align:center
Medyo tradisyonal lang si Roman. Di ba?

00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:04.360 align:center
Ayaw kong isipin niya na may nangyayari.

00:19:04.440 --> 00:19:05.679 align:center
Nangyayaring ano?

00:19:05.760 --> 00:19:06.960 align:center
-Wala.
-Wala nga.

00:19:07.040 --> 00:19:09.240 align:center
Pero kung titingnan ng iba, baka…

00:19:09.320 --> 00:19:11.919 align:center
Di puwede mag-inuman ang magkatrabaho?

00:19:14.800 --> 00:19:15.760 align:center
Oo nga.

00:19:15.840 --> 00:19:18.520 align:center
Oo. Tradisyong umino
pagkatapos ng trabaho.

00:19:19.320 --> 00:19:20.560 align:center
Kita tayo mamaya.

00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:21.720 align:center
Sige.

00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:29.240 align:center
Ay, sorry.

00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:34.360 align:center
Gas, preno, at clutch.

00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:36.760 align:center
Ang turn signals, ginagamit 'yan.

00:19:36.840 --> 00:19:38.760 align:center
Ipantay sa height ang salamin.

00:19:38.840 --> 00:19:40.600 align:center
'Yong upuan mo. Ang layo.

00:19:42.399 --> 00:19:43.679 align:center
Gusto mo trabaho mo?

00:19:43.760 --> 00:19:47.320 align:center
May nakita ka nang masayang
stewardess na nagtuturo ng exit?

00:19:50.800 --> 00:19:52.720 align:center
-Go! Sundan mo.
-Baliw ka ba?

00:19:52.800 --> 00:19:54.760 align:center
-Exercise 'to.
-Unang araw 'to!

00:19:54.840 --> 00:19:56.960 align:center
-Sa manibela ka. Ako sa pedal.
-Pero…

00:20:04.840 --> 00:20:06.399 align:center
Sige na.

00:20:12.040 --> 00:20:13.760 align:center
Ba't tayo sumusunod sa pulis?

00:20:13.840 --> 00:20:16.560 align:center
Kerida 'yan ng asawa ko.
Clutch. Ikuwarta mo.

00:20:16.640 --> 00:20:18.840 align:center
-Alin dito 'yon?
-Tabi.

00:20:19.520 --> 00:20:21.720 align:center
Sinusunda tayo ng driving school car.

00:20:22.320 --> 00:20:23.320 align:center
Ano 'ka mo?

00:20:24.360 --> 00:20:27.440 align:center
Nakatatlong liko na tayo,
nakasunod pa rin.

00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:30.240 align:center
Pahihintuin ko.

00:20:30.320 --> 00:20:32.560 align:center
Wag na. Nagkataon lang 'yan.

00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:34.000 align:center
ANO'NG GINAGAWA MO?

00:20:34.080 --> 00:20:36.000 align:center
Liliko ako para makasiguro.

00:20:36.080 --> 00:20:37.880 align:center
Iniisip ko lang,

00:20:37.960 --> 00:20:39.560 align:center
may gagawin ka mamaya?

00:20:40.760 --> 00:20:44.360 align:center
Opening ng restaurant
ng kaibigan kong si Raul,

00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:46.679 align:center
at naisip ko,

00:20:46.760 --> 00:20:49.360 align:center
"Baka puwede si Rocio
at ang boyfriend niya."

00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:53.280 align:center
-Bakit ako magbo-boyfriend?
-O girlfriend. O wala.

00:20:53.360 --> 00:20:55.600 align:center
Wala namang masama sa pag-iisa.

00:20:55.679 --> 00:20:56.800 align:center
AKO? NAGTUTURO AKO

00:20:56.919 --> 00:20:59.320 align:center
Tingnan mo. Sinusundan nila tayo.

00:20:59.399 --> 00:21:01.399 align:center
Hayaan mo na. Asawa ko 'yan.

00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:03.399 align:center
Laging nagbibiro.

00:21:04.520 --> 00:21:06.000 align:center
Gusto niyang inaasar ako.

00:21:07.159 --> 00:21:08.480 align:center
Kakaiba siya.

00:21:08.560 --> 00:21:10.399 align:center
Wala bang stoplight dito?

00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:12.320 align:center
Ba't ka nagtuturo kung ayaw mo?

00:21:12.399 --> 00:21:13.720 align:center
Kasi bayad ako rito.

00:21:13.800 --> 00:21:16.520 align:center
Parang buhay na bangkay
ang ganiyang trabaho.

00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:19.720 align:center
Parang gano'n na nga.

00:21:19.800 --> 00:21:22.280 align:center
Maraming tao, di alam ang gusto nila.

00:21:25.120 --> 00:21:25.960 align:center
Tama ka.

00:21:26.040 --> 00:21:30.320 align:center
Nito lang, nakakita ako sa IG
ng bata't lolang nakatingin sa isa't isa.

00:21:30.399 --> 00:21:33.280 align:center
Ang sabi, "Suliting maglakbay.
Maiksi lang 'to."

00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:35.480 align:center
Itabi mo rito. Tigil.

00:21:35.560 --> 00:21:37.040 align:center
-Magpa-park ako rito?
-Oo.

00:21:37.600 --> 00:21:41.080 align:center
Alex, hindi gano'n kadali ang buhay.

00:21:41.159 --> 00:21:46.560 align:center
Sa edad mo, maganda ang lahat.
Pero may mga nangyayari.

00:21:46.640 --> 00:21:48.960 align:center
Ano'ng pangarap mo no'ng kaedad mo 'ko?

00:21:51.919 --> 00:21:52.960 align:center
Ano…

00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:55.640 align:center
di ko na matandaan.

00:21:58.600 --> 00:22:00.600 align:center
-Hello, honey.
-Luis.

00:22:01.800 --> 00:22:03.320 align:center
Gusto kong maging aktres.

00:22:08.399 --> 00:22:09.640 align:center
‘Di ba?

00:22:10.159 --> 00:22:11.320 align:center
Pangarap ko iyon.

00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:13.880 align:center
Honey, sa edad mo?

00:22:13.960 --> 00:22:16.280 align:center
Anong edad? Aktres, di top model.

00:22:16.919 --> 00:22:19.040 align:center
Magbihis ka na, baka ma-late tayo.

00:22:21.399 --> 00:22:22.520 align:center
Ma, alis na kami.

00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:27.120 align:center
Bawal maglaro paglampas ng 9:00,
magiging tiyanak sila.

00:22:39.120 --> 00:22:41.520 align:center
Gaya ng sinabi ko, puro hotdog.

00:22:41.600 --> 00:22:42.919 align:center
Kahit mga waiter.

00:22:43.000 --> 00:22:45.320 align:center
Ang kasosyo ko nga palang si Raul.

00:22:45.399 --> 00:22:47.280 align:center
Ito si Richard, Miki,

00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:48.840 align:center
at Andrea.

00:22:49.760 --> 00:22:52.360 align:center
Ayos. Ang guguwapo n'yo.
At ang bango mo.

00:22:52.439 --> 00:22:53.520 align:center
Ma, utang na loob.

00:22:58.560 --> 00:23:00.280 align:center
Wala na akong ginawang tama.

00:23:01.159 --> 00:23:02.200 align:center
Raul?

00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:05.840 align:center
Ako si Montse, 'yong sa Tinder.

00:23:05.919 --> 00:23:08.439 align:center
Ah… Hello.

00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:14.000 align:center
Inumin mo kahit anong gusto mo.
Puntahan kita mamaya. Diego.

00:23:14.080 --> 00:23:16.000 align:center
-Okay.
-Bigyan mo siya ng inumin.

00:23:16.080 --> 00:23:17.640 align:center
-Sige. Kumusta?
-Hello.

00:23:18.600 --> 00:23:19.520 align:center
Ang hot, 'no?

00:23:19.600 --> 00:23:22.840 align:center
Ipapakilala ko si Luz sa higante?
Para siyang Maasai!

00:23:22.919 --> 00:23:25.159 align:center
Sexist 'yan, Raul, ano ka ba?

00:23:25.240 --> 00:23:28.840 align:center
Maraming species kung sa'n
mas maliit ang lalaki kaysa babae.

00:23:28.919 --> 00:23:30.159 align:center
-Tapos?
-Mali ba 'yon?

00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:32.240 align:center
Ayaw mo sa matangkad na babae?

00:23:32.320 --> 00:23:33.159 align:center
Iba kasi.

00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:34.360 align:center
Nakatakong pa siya.

00:23:34.439 --> 00:23:36.600 align:center
-Salbahe.
-Nakakapayat ng binti 'yon.

00:23:36.679 --> 00:23:38.919 align:center
Agila, praying mantis, spoon worm…

00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:40.080 align:center
Ano?

00:23:40.159 --> 00:23:43.919 align:center
Uod sa dagat.
Di hamak na mas maliit sa babae.

00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:47.040 align:center
Pasensya na sa uod,
pero di puwede 'yong higante.

00:23:47.120 --> 00:23:49.840 align:center
-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?
-Hahanap ng iba sa Tinder.

00:23:50.360 --> 00:23:53.280 align:center
"Hello, Raquel. May kapansanan ka ba?"

00:23:53.800 --> 00:23:55.760 align:center
-"Ano'ng height mo?"
-Hoy!

00:23:55.840 --> 00:23:57.800 align:center
-Iinom muna 'ko.
-Hindi…

00:23:59.399 --> 00:24:01.840 align:center
Sabi mo, bawal makipag-date ng katrabaho?

00:24:01.919 --> 00:24:03.600 align:center
-Kaibigan lang siya.
-Talaga?

00:24:04.120 --> 00:24:05.720 align:center
-Sebas!
-Walang hiya.

00:24:07.520 --> 00:24:09.360 align:center
-Ano 'yan?
-Bakit siya nandito?

00:24:09.439 --> 00:24:11.560 align:center
-Mas marami, mas masaya.
-Hi!

00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:13.439 align:center
-Magkakilala kayo?
-Sa Tinder.

00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:15.399 align:center
Okay.

00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:17.760 align:center
-Napakabait niya.
-Hindi, ano 'yon…

00:24:17.840 --> 00:24:20.679 align:center
Nagtalik ba tayo? Hindi ko maalala.

00:24:20.760 --> 00:24:24.240 align:center
-Ikaw 'yong may aso.
-Si Patxaran. Mabait siya.

00:24:27.280 --> 00:24:28.240 align:center
Good luck.

00:24:30.840 --> 00:24:31.800 align:center
Mag-isa ka?

00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:34.200 align:center
Kasama ko girlfriend ko. Nasa bar siya.

00:24:34.280 --> 00:24:35.960 align:center
Akala ko, kaibigan mo siya.

00:24:36.560 --> 00:24:37.800 align:center
Manahimik ka, puwede?

00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:45.040 align:center
-Hello, Raul.
-Hi.

00:24:45.120 --> 00:24:46.840 align:center
-Si Hector.
-Hi, kumusta?

00:24:46.919 --> 00:24:48.679 align:center
Masaya akong nakapunta ka.

00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:51.360 align:center
Ano 'to?

00:24:51.439 --> 00:24:54.040 align:center
Ano… Order ka ng inumin, Hector.

00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:56.600 align:center
Wine, gin, at tonic?

00:24:56.679 --> 00:24:58.800 align:center
Kahit ano, honey. Salamat.

00:25:01.800 --> 00:25:03.800 align:center
Nasa'n ang girlfriend mo?

00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:06.120 align:center
Nasa banyo lang siya.

00:25:07.040 --> 00:25:08.080 align:center
Di ko makita.

00:25:08.159 --> 00:25:09.600 align:center
Hahanapin ko siya.

00:25:10.120 --> 00:25:12.880 align:center
Kung busy ka, pwede tayong magkita ulit.

00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:15.399 align:center
Sige. Mas okaay 'yon. Salamat.

00:25:16.159 --> 00:25:17.159 align:center
Pero…

00:25:19.520 --> 00:25:20.560 align:center
Di siya 'yon.

00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:24.760 align:center
Okay, tulog na siya sa wakas.

00:25:25.399 --> 00:25:28.080 align:center
Nasasabik siya kapag may bisita.

00:25:28.159 --> 00:25:29.880 align:center
Ayos lang. Maliit na bagay.

00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.320 align:center
Tapos na ang araw ng trabaho.

00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.720 align:center
-Okay lang hubarin 'to?
-Oo.

00:25:35.800 --> 00:25:37.360 align:center
Ang sakit ng mga paa ko.

00:25:39.439 --> 00:25:40.960 align:center
Marunong kang magmasahe?

00:25:41.040 --> 00:25:42.159 align:center
-Hindi.
-Patingin.

00:25:56.280 --> 00:25:59.960 align:center
Wow. Sinungaling ka, marunong ka pala.

00:26:06.399 --> 00:26:08.760 align:center
Buweno… Ay. Pasensya na.

00:26:09.800 --> 00:26:11.280 align:center
-Wine?
-Sige.

00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:15.240 align:center
-Red?
-Okay lang sa 'kin.

00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:18.840 align:center
-Ano?
-Nasa'n ka na? Nandito na kaming lahat.

00:26:18.919 --> 00:26:20.800 align:center
Sa bahay ng amo ko.

00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:21.840 align:center
Ano?

00:26:21.919 --> 00:26:24.679 align:center
Minasahe ko sa paa,
tapos, kumuha siya ng wine.

00:26:24.760 --> 00:26:25.679 align:center
Pupunta siya?

00:26:25.760 --> 00:26:29.280 align:center
-Minasahe niya paa ng amo niya.
-Saka na sila magtikiman.

00:26:29.360 --> 00:26:30.360 align:center
Hindi ka…

00:26:30.439 --> 00:26:33.399 align:center
-Umalis ka na riyan!
-Gago!

00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:35.120 align:center
Bakit? Ano'ng problema?

00:26:35.199 --> 00:26:37.880 align:center
Wala. Sira lang kasi 'yong boiler.

00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:41.919 align:center
At binaha ang bahay.
Sabi ng katulong na si Stefan… ia.

00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:44.399 align:center
Ah. Ang malas ba?

00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:49.199 align:center
Aalis na 'ko. Kailangan kong tawagan
ang insurance bago tumulo sa baba.

00:26:49.280 --> 00:26:50.360 align:center
Bahay 'yon, di ba?

00:26:51.679 --> 00:26:53.560 align:center
-Bukas na lang.
-Sabado bukas.

00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:57.399 align:center
Sa Lunes. Kita tayo sa Lunes.
'Yon ang ibig kong sabihin.

00:26:58.679 --> 00:27:03.560 align:center
Heto ang unemployment rate
ng mga aktor. 90%.

00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:07.159 align:center
At 2% lang ang kumikita
ng higit 30,000 euro kada taon.

00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:10.240 align:center
Luis, pag matapang ka, may aanihin ka.

00:27:10.320 --> 00:27:13.360 align:center
Wag mo 'kong subukan
sa usapang tapang, pulis ako.

00:27:13.439 --> 00:27:15.320 align:center
Nais kong maging Julia Roberts.

00:27:15.399 --> 00:27:16.520 align:center
Ako, si Bon Jovi.

00:27:16.600 --> 00:27:20.159 align:center
Di ba kabaliwang umalis sa trabaho
nang may dalawang anak…

00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:24.199 align:center
Sino'ng nagsabing titigil ako sa trabaho?
Mag-acting class lang ako.

00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:29.080 align:center
Ah, okay. Tinakot mo 'ko.
Magkano 'yon?

00:27:29.159 --> 00:27:31.000 align:center
Mas mura kaysa sa testosterone.

00:27:31.840 --> 00:27:33.199 align:center
Nasa'n ang CrossFitter?

00:27:33.280 --> 00:27:35.760 align:center
Hindi. Nag-text siya, di raw siya pupunta.

00:27:35.840 --> 00:27:36.840 align:center
Sayang naman.

00:27:36.919 --> 00:27:37.840 align:center
Sayang nga.

00:27:37.919 --> 00:27:39.120 align:center
Sayang.

00:27:39.199 --> 00:27:41.199 align:center
Oo, para akong bayani.

00:27:41.280 --> 00:27:43.960 align:center
Dahil pinaghirapan kong
ayusin ang sarili ko.

00:27:44.040 --> 00:27:46.000 align:center
Sige. Gusto mo ng badge?

00:27:46.080 --> 00:27:49.800 align:center
Ang isa pang problema sa sexism,
napaka-individualistic n'yo.

00:27:49.880 --> 00:27:51.679 align:center
Sinasabi mo bang sexist ako?

00:27:51.760 --> 00:27:55.159 align:center
Ang patriarkiya ay kasunduan
para gamitin ang kababaihan

00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:58.199 align:center
sa pagpapatibay ng mga lalaki
sa kanilang sarili.

00:27:58.280 --> 00:28:01.280 align:center
-Di ko naintindihan lahat.
-Kukunin ko na siya.

00:28:01.360 --> 00:28:03.000 align:center
-Pero… Okay.
-Tara na.

00:28:03.080 --> 00:28:05.640 align:center
-Ang weird ng sinabi niya.
-Walang anuman.

00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.840 align:center
Gusto niya si Luis. Kaya wala siya.

00:28:07.919 --> 00:28:09.080 align:center
Para di ako makita.

00:28:09.159 --> 00:28:10.360 align:center
Iba ang isipin mo.

00:28:10.439 --> 00:28:12.199 align:center
Isipin mong nagtatalik sila.

00:28:12.919 --> 00:28:15.240 align:center
-Natu-turn on ka? Kahit kaunti?
-Ano ba!

00:28:16.080 --> 00:28:18.439 align:center
Ito ang mabuting nobyo. Nag-iisip agad.

00:28:18.520 --> 00:28:20.320 align:center
Moscow mules para sa inyo.

00:28:21.120 --> 00:28:22.960 align:center
-Ano raw?
-Magbabanyo muna 'ko.

00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:27.760 align:center
Cute siya para sa edad niya.

00:28:27.840 --> 00:28:28.760 align:center
Salamat.

00:28:28.840 --> 00:28:29.840 align:center
E, pag hubad?

00:28:29.919 --> 00:28:32.480 align:center
Kulubot na ba ang puwit?
Mababa ang itlog?

00:28:32.560 --> 00:28:35.199 align:center
-Huy!
-Para aasahan ko kay Luis.

00:28:35.280 --> 00:28:37.320 align:center
Ako ang may problema sa edad.

00:28:37.399 --> 00:28:39.800 align:center
Sinabi mo na 'yong sa endo…
Ano nga 'yon?

00:28:39.880 --> 00:28:42.520 align:center
Kagabi dapat, kaso dumating ang anak niya.

00:28:42.600 --> 00:28:45.240 align:center
May anak ang silver fox?
Ipakilala mo 'ko!

00:28:45.320 --> 00:28:47.040 align:center
-Pogi ba?
-Tarantando.

00:28:51.280 --> 00:28:54.000 align:center
Saliha, kumusta? Napakaganda mo.

00:28:54.520 --> 00:28:58.159 align:center
Okay naman. Sino ka?
Iniwan ako ng manager ko.

00:28:58.760 --> 00:29:01.000 align:center
Bisita ka ni Raul? Magkaibigan kayo.

00:29:01.080 --> 00:29:02.000 align:center
Sinong Raul?

00:29:02.080 --> 00:29:03.879 align:center
Uy, 'yong trending influencer.

00:29:03.959 --> 00:29:05.919 align:center
Hindi! Hindi kaya.

00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:08.280 align:center
Setup ba 'to? Sinabihan ka ni Pedro?

00:29:08.360 --> 00:29:11.720 align:center
Nakalimutan ka na niya.
Tinitira nga niya amo niya ngayon.

00:29:11.800 --> 00:29:12.679 align:center
Grabe.

00:29:12.760 --> 00:29:15.439 align:center
-Tatlong stories, isang post, ha.
-Sige.

00:29:16.040 --> 00:29:17.639 align:center
Nakalimutan na 'ko?

00:29:18.280 --> 00:29:20.560 align:center
Nagmakaawa siya sa book signing ko.

00:29:20.639 --> 00:29:22.360 align:center
Talaga? Tarantado 'yon, ah.

00:29:22.439 --> 00:29:24.159 align:center
-Aalis na 'ko.
-Huwag.

00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:25.679 align:center
Nagpadala ako ng bayad.

00:29:25.760 --> 00:29:28.560 align:center
Mag-selfie ka sa bar.
Kukunan kita ng margarita.

00:29:28.639 --> 00:29:29.840 align:center
Pahinging margarita!

00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:32.679 align:center
Raul?

00:29:32.760 --> 00:29:33.919 align:center
Ako si Raquel.

00:29:34.840 --> 00:29:36.000 align:center
Sigurado ka?

00:29:37.439 --> 00:29:39.000 align:center
Grabe filters mo rito.

00:29:39.600 --> 00:29:41.760 align:center
Lahat, gumagamit ng filters.

00:29:42.800 --> 00:29:45.639 align:center
Inom ka muna, samahan kita mamaya.
Margarita 'to.

00:29:49.360 --> 00:29:51.159 align:center
Di rin puwede. Iba ulit.

00:29:51.639 --> 00:29:53.320 align:center
Pero… ano'ng mali sa kanya?

00:29:53.919 --> 00:29:56.520 align:center
"Hi, Candela. May kapansanan ka ba?"

00:29:56.600 --> 00:29:58.360 align:center
-Hala…
-"Ano'ng height mo?"

00:29:58.439 --> 00:30:00.840 align:center
-"Filtered 'yan?"
-Nang-objectify ka uli?

00:30:00.919 --> 00:30:03.240 align:center
Akala mo kung sino, naka-sampu ka nga.

00:30:03.320 --> 00:30:04.480 align:center
Si Alex 'yon.

00:30:05.040 --> 00:30:07.240 align:center
Uy, napaka-cute ng kaibigan mo.

00:30:07.320 --> 00:30:08.439 align:center
Pahiram muna ako.

00:30:09.120 --> 00:30:11.120 align:center
Raul, di siya motor. Babae siya.

00:30:11.199 --> 00:30:13.000 align:center
Iinisin ko lang si Luz.

00:30:13.080 --> 00:30:14.159 align:center
Gusto ko siya.

00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:16.240 align:center
Katrabaho mo siya, di ba?

00:30:16.320 --> 00:30:17.919 align:center
Ewan. Tigilan n'yo nga 'ko.

00:30:18.520 --> 00:30:19.959 align:center
Sasabihan ko si Patrick.

00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:24.399 align:center
Ba't ka nandito?

00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:28.159 align:center
Nagtatrabaho. Oo, lugmok na talaga 'ko.

00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:32.600 align:center
Wow, pumalpak ka talaga
sa spiking story, 'no?

00:30:32.679 --> 00:30:34.679 align:center
May cocaine ka? Pa-try naman.

00:30:34.760 --> 00:30:36.520 align:center
Bakit galit ka sa 'kin?

00:30:36.600 --> 00:30:41.399 align:center
Dahil bata ka, maganda, payat.
Mga bagay na kinamumuhian ng kahit sino.

00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:45.040 align:center
Pasensya, prangka ako.
'Yong Moscow mule kasi. May coke ka?

00:30:45.120 --> 00:30:46.600 align:center
Gusto kita.

00:30:47.360 --> 00:30:48.800 align:center
Napapangitan ka sa 'kin?

00:30:56.080 --> 00:30:57.120 align:center
Raul, una na 'ko…

00:30:57.199 --> 00:30:59.040 align:center
Diyos ko! Ba't ka nandito?

00:30:59.120 --> 00:31:00.800 align:center
Ikaw? 'Musta kayo ng amo mo?

00:31:00.879 --> 00:31:03.439 align:center
Gago ka, sabi mo, ayaw mo na sa kanya?

00:31:03.520 --> 00:31:05.199 align:center
Sabi ko nga, okay na 'ko.

00:31:05.280 --> 00:31:07.600 align:center
Lagot ka na. Kilala kita.

00:31:07.679 --> 00:31:10.879 align:center
Nagsalita ang meme.
Di mo na 'ko masisisi ngayon.

00:31:10.959 --> 00:31:13.439 align:center
Aha! Sabi na, naka-follow ka sa 'kin.

00:31:13.520 --> 00:31:15.040 align:center
Siya 'yong nagpapakita!

00:31:16.280 --> 00:31:18.760 align:center
Raul, aalis na kami.

00:31:19.280 --> 00:31:20.120 align:center
Agad?

00:31:20.639 --> 00:31:21.679 align:center
Salamat.

00:31:21.760 --> 00:31:22.919 align:center
Salamat, Hector.

00:31:25.399 --> 00:31:27.800 align:center
Sige, kukunin ko na ang sasakyan.

00:31:31.639 --> 00:31:33.320 align:center
'Yong girlfriend mo?

00:31:33.399 --> 00:31:36.320 align:center
Sumama ang pakiramdam, umuwi na.

00:31:36.919 --> 00:31:37.760 align:center
Sige.

00:31:37.840 --> 00:31:41.159 align:center
Gusto mong magkape minsan?

00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:44.040 align:center
Tayo lang, bilang magkaibigan.

00:31:44.879 --> 00:31:46.320 align:center
Ayoko magalit si Hector.

00:31:46.919 --> 00:31:48.840 align:center
Di kayo naka-open relationship?

00:31:49.679 --> 00:31:50.800 align:center
Di ko maintindihan.

00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:52.959 align:center
Ako rin.

00:32:02.040 --> 00:32:04.199 align:center
Hi, ako si Nagore.

00:32:16.879 --> 00:32:19.399 align:center
Patxaran!

00:32:19.919 --> 00:32:23.639 align:center
Mahal na mahal kita.
Sino'ng nagmamahal sa 'yo?

00:32:23.719 --> 00:32:26.879 align:center
Siya lang nagmamahal sa 'kin.
Di ba? Pa-kiss si Mama.

00:32:26.959 --> 00:32:30.080 align:center
Pa-kiss si Mama. Pa-kiss si Mama…

00:32:30.159 --> 00:32:32.879 align:center
Teka. Medyo nahihilo ako.

00:32:32.959 --> 00:32:36.439 align:center
Ako rin. Cuddle tayo sa kama?

00:33:00.360 --> 00:33:01.919 align:center
Rafa, wag kang umalis.

00:33:02.800 --> 00:33:05.560 align:center
Puwedeng humingi ng pabor?

00:33:55.919 --> 00:33:58.480 align:center
Sir, nagkabalikan na kayo!

00:33:58.560 --> 00:34:01.040 align:center
Ang saya.
Pinagdasal ko kayo kay Mama Mary.

00:34:01.120 --> 00:34:03.399 align:center
-Di kami nagbalikan.
-Kape po?

00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:05.840 align:center
Hindi, aalis na ako. Ba-bye.

00:34:05.919 --> 00:34:08.040 align:center
Pwede hong mag-drone ulit sa inyo?

00:34:08.120 --> 00:34:12.520 align:center
Hindi! At wag kang mag-post
ng video tungkol dito. Kilala kita.

00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:16.839 align:center
Ay, nagkabalikan na sila.

00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.120 align:center
Tabi, lintik. Buwisit na aso 'to.
Tumabi ka! Hoy!

00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:27.319 align:center
Raul, ano na naman 'to?

00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:29.960 align:center
Aso ni Nagore. Nilabas ko lang.

00:34:30.040 --> 00:34:31.360 align:center
Bawal aso rito, okay?

00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:34.760 align:center
Sa'n ka galing?
Nagkabalikan na kayo ni Daniela?

00:34:34.839 --> 00:34:36.480 align:center
Maliligo lang ako.

00:34:36.560 --> 00:34:37.560 align:center
Hoy!

00:34:39.839 --> 00:34:40.920 align:center
Uy, Nagore.

00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:43.319 align:center
Gago ka, Rafa. Kinidnap mo ang aso ko.

00:34:43.839 --> 00:34:45.239 align:center
Sarado 'yong pinto.

00:34:45.319 --> 00:34:47.319 align:center
Tinira mo na 'ko, ninakawan mo pa?

00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:50.760 align:center
Walang totoo sa kahit anong sinabi mo.
Papunta na 'ko.

00:34:50.839 --> 00:34:53.040 align:center
Mamaya na. May Zumba ako.
Tatawag ako.

00:36:06.240 --> 00:36:09.480 align:center
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