WEBVTT 00:06.000 --> 00:08.400 [classical music playing] 00:17.160 --> 00:18.400 [door opens] 00:20.560 --> 00:22.320 -[door closes] -Where the hell were you? 00:22.400 --> 00:24.400 -I just got home. -Obviously. 00:26.360 --> 00:27.400 Hello, Stefan. 00:28.680 --> 00:30.400 You couldn't send me a message? 00:30.479 --> 00:34.080 Stefan and I were so worried about you. Right, Stefan? 00:36.519 --> 00:37.400 [clicks tongue] 00:38.000 --> 00:39.960 Come on, spill it. How'd it go with Ángela? 00:40.040 --> 00:42.800 Because you slept together, right? 00:42.879 --> 00:44.000 I was with Daniela. 00:44.080 --> 00:45.480 So you ditched your boss? 00:45.559 --> 00:47.480 This reconciliation thing is awesome. 00:47.559 --> 00:49.960 Life is starting to give back everything it took from me. 00:50.040 --> 00:53.680 Oh. You're back together? After what she did? 00:53.760 --> 00:56.559 Pedro, deconstructing yourself is one thing, but don't be an idiot. 00:56.640 --> 00:59.199 You wanna get back with Luz. She sold your restaurant for one euro. 00:59.279 --> 01:02.680 It's in very bad taste to bring up Luz when I'm talking about you two. 01:02.760 --> 01:05.480 Raúl, you're ruining the basic rule of friendship. 01:06.520 --> 01:07.360 What? 01:07.440 --> 01:10.240 A friend never behaves like a girlfriend, man. 01:10.320 --> 01:11.680 That really hurt. 01:11.759 --> 01:14.479 Comparing me to a girlfriend is the worst thing you've ever done to me. 01:14.560 --> 01:16.800 I'm gonna be late, so I'm gonna go shower. 01:18.720 --> 01:20.640 Stefan, we've got a problem. 01:21.839 --> 01:27.000 ALPHA MALES 01:27.080 --> 01:28.920 You'll be late for school if you don't hurry. 01:29.000 --> 01:31.040 I thought we were supposed to eat slow. 01:31.119 --> 01:32.920 You have to sign my report card. 01:33.000 --> 01:34.479 [Esther] You're just telling me now? 01:34.560 --> 01:36.680 Well, it's so you don't have the time to tell him off. 01:37.320 --> 01:38.199 Oh. 01:39.160 --> 01:40.199 Let's see. [exhales] 01:40.280 --> 01:41.520 This damn report card. 01:41.600 --> 01:43.640 If you failed English again, you're gonna get a tutor. 01:43.720 --> 01:45.640 [Ulises] No, I scraped by in English. 01:45.720 --> 01:47.160 [exhales] 01:47.240 --> 01:49.640 [keys clacking] 01:51.520 --> 01:52.360 Uh… 01:53.360 --> 01:55.119 "BDSM, big tits." 01:55.199 --> 01:57.160 [exhales] What the hell? 01:57.920 --> 01:59.960 Yeah, yeah. It's so bad. 02:00.039 --> 02:02.240 Esther's been watching porn on the computer at home. 02:02.320 --> 02:04.600 [Pedro] And she doesn't erase the history? What an idiot. 02:04.679 --> 02:06.119 [Raúl] So, chicks watch porn? 02:06.199 --> 02:09.280 I guess my wife does. With big tits and BDSM. 02:09.359 --> 02:10.479 I've stopped. Uh… 02:11.160 --> 02:13.120 The porn industry is extremely sexist. 02:13.200 --> 02:16.480 Yeah, okay, but it's just that Esther has masculine toxicity. 02:16.560 --> 02:18.400 Why is Esther searching "big tits"? 02:18.480 --> 02:19.600 [gasps] She lesbian? 02:19.680 --> 02:21.680 So your marriage has been a lie, Luis. 02:21.760 --> 02:25.120 Uh, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe she needs some love. 02:25.200 --> 02:27.000 I'm gonna plan something romantic. 02:27.600 --> 02:28.840 Netflix and chill. 02:28.920 --> 02:31.040 -Then you fuck her. -That's it. So go for it. 02:31.120 --> 02:33.280 Okay, sure. Jesus, the pressure. 02:33.360 --> 02:35.760 [man on police radio] We're heading back now. Over. 02:36.280 --> 02:38.680 And we'll install special sinks in the bathrooms 02:38.760 --> 02:42.600 to help facilitate the washing and the rinsing of, uh, menstrual cups. 02:42.680 --> 02:44.760 Oh, and show her the female urinals. 02:44.840 --> 02:46.400 Yes, here they are. 02:46.480 --> 02:48.480 They're longer, okay? 02:48.560 --> 02:52.880 And they have a raised back to help preserve your privacy, of course. 02:52.959 --> 02:55.480 You're the first architect I've met that takes gender differences 02:55.560 --> 02:57.000 into account in his projects. 02:57.080 --> 02:59.799 He did a course on demolishing his masculinity. Hmm? 02:59.880 --> 03:03.200 Deconstructing, uh, yes. I have my diploma. On my desk. 03:03.280 --> 03:04.679 This kid is the office gem. 03:04.760 --> 03:07.959 It cost us a ton to steal him from Norman Foster. [chuckles] 03:10.280 --> 03:11.120 [chuckles] 03:12.280 --> 03:13.799 Your project was a total hit. 03:13.880 --> 03:16.959 Although she was trying really hard not to show it. [laughs] 03:17.040 --> 03:20.080 -I can't do coffee. It makes me jittery. -[Román] Santiago, you're a pro. 03:20.160 --> 03:22.840 But I'm not giving you a raise. At least not yet. 03:24.280 --> 03:25.920 But I want you to have dinner at my home. 03:26.000 --> 03:28.399 Oh. Well, I'd be honored. 03:28.480 --> 03:30.799 -[Román] Mm. -[both chuckle] 03:35.440 --> 03:37.360 [Paula] Congratulations, Mr. Female-Friendly. 03:37.440 --> 03:38.920 -Shh! Hey, stop, please. -[laughs] 03:39.000 --> 03:40.799 -What are you doing? -The boss likes you. 03:41.399 --> 03:42.399 And I do as well. 03:42.480 --> 03:45.079 -You can't talk about that stuff here. -Why? What's wrong? 03:45.160 --> 03:47.040 I don't want people to think I'm a womanizer. 03:47.119 --> 03:49.640 Oh, right, right, right. Oh, of course. 03:49.720 --> 03:51.600 -We can focus on work. Hmm? -That's right. 03:51.679 --> 03:54.799 We wouldn't want anyone to think something's going on when it's not. 03:54.880 --> 03:59.839 Uh, well, look, there is, you know, uh, something, but not here, not now. 03:59.920 --> 04:01.799 Mm. No, don't worry. We won't talk. 04:01.880 --> 04:03.359 No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. 04:03.440 --> 04:05.959 If we avoid each other, people will get suspicious. 04:06.040 --> 04:07.119 So what should we do? 04:07.200 --> 04:10.160 -Jesus, it's not like I fucked you. -Shh! Please, Paula! 04:11.200 --> 04:14.040 We have to act normally, which is exactly what you're not doing right now. 04:14.119 --> 04:15.359 So, I'll see you tonight? 04:16.479 --> 04:17.440 Yeah. 04:17.920 --> 04:20.800 Uh, no, no, I can't. 04:20.880 --> 04:23.360 I'm going to the movies with my daughter. 04:23.440 --> 04:26.920 You're taking your 18-year-old to the movies? She has no friends? 04:27.000 --> 04:29.800 Well, we are really close, I mean… Hey! 04:29.880 --> 04:31.160 -Hey, so-- -Excuse me. 04:31.240 --> 04:34.599 Yeah, we were just talking about structures and positions and so on. 04:34.680 --> 04:37.760 -Hmm, that's good. Good. -[Paula] Mm-hmm. 04:39.479 --> 04:40.320 [Santi exhales] 04:41.720 --> 04:43.560 -Whoa! -[Santi] Shh! 04:44.280 --> 04:47.560 A lot of people have been asking me about this organic deodorant cream, 04:47.640 --> 04:49.520 promoted by several influencers. 04:49.599 --> 04:54.640 Let's see. Uh, "No chemical ingredients, no aluminum, vegan, cruelty-free." 04:55.160 --> 04:58.080 "Protection for 72 hours." 04:58.160 --> 05:01.560 I've used it. I've used it. I've only been using it 24 hours. 05:01.640 --> 05:04.919 Patri, how do I smell after yoga? 05:05.440 --> 05:07.160 [Patricia] A little stinky, ma'am! 05:07.880 --> 05:11.320 To the people at DeoVegan, do not say "protection for 72 hours." 05:11.400 --> 05:13.000 First, because lying is wrong, you know? 05:13.080 --> 05:17.200 And second, because people believe it and go three days without a shower. 05:17.280 --> 05:18.200 Next. 05:19.960 --> 05:21.720 -"Regener"-- -[cell phone ringing] 05:21.800 --> 05:23.039 [exhales] 05:25.800 --> 05:26.640 [line rings] 05:26.720 --> 05:30.400 -[Daniela] Tax office, how can I help you? -[chuckles] So, are we meeting later? 05:30.479 --> 05:33.560 -Are you insane? Two days in a row? -What does it matter if people find out? 05:33.640 --> 05:35.880 I thought honesty was your whole new thing. 05:35.960 --> 05:38.120 Yes, but I gained a lot of new followers. 05:38.200 --> 05:39.440 Now I'm an influ-hater. 05:39.520 --> 05:40.560 You're a what? 05:40.640 --> 05:42.520 Now brands pay me not to talk about them. 05:42.599 --> 05:44.640 I've reinvented myself. I'm a pioneer. 05:44.720 --> 05:46.960 Okay, that's amazing. But what's gonna happen with us? 05:47.039 --> 05:49.120 -Slow down, buddy. Don't smother me. -[door opens] 05:49.200 --> 05:51.200 -[Ángela] Can we talk? -Ángela. 05:52.800 --> 05:55.479 I'm so sorry about last night. Truly. 05:55.560 --> 05:57.400 So, how's your vertigo? 05:57.479 --> 05:59.800 Because what you said yesterday sounded like an excuse. 05:59.880 --> 06:02.680 No, I swear. It comes on all of a sudden, and it incapacitates me, 06:02.760 --> 06:05.640 makes me dizzy, and I have to rest. 06:05.720 --> 06:07.120 Yeah, that is vertigo. 06:07.760 --> 06:11.080 Look, I don't like it when people cancel our meetings. 06:11.160 --> 06:12.680 It's a pet peeve I have, okay? 06:14.000 --> 06:17.680 But this time I'll let you off. Because we sold the series! 06:17.760 --> 06:20.000 -What? Are you serious? -Yes! [laughs] 06:20.080 --> 06:24.240 -We're gonna film Alpha Males! Yeah! -Yes. Yes. Holy shit. I'm gonna hug you. 06:24.320 --> 06:25.680 -Yes, yes! [laughs] -Oh! 06:25.760 --> 06:28.359 -[clears throat] This is great. -[laughs] 06:28.440 --> 06:29.479 -Yes. -Congratulations. 06:29.560 --> 06:32.799 Oh, thank you. Let's go tell the scriptwriters. 06:34.520 --> 06:35.919 [exhales] Oh, shit. 06:36.640 --> 06:37.960 Is this a joke? 06:38.039 --> 06:39.599 They seriously bought that? 06:39.680 --> 06:41.280 Didn't you wanna destroy the patriarchy? 06:41.359 --> 06:43.799 It's your series. They're four idiots looking like assholes. 06:43.880 --> 06:45.640 [chuckles] Well, not assholes. 06:45.720 --> 06:49.200 What I don't really understand is why the influencer, who is so successful, 06:49.280 --> 06:50.400 is even with that idiot. 06:50.479 --> 06:51.799 Pablo's not an idiot. 06:51.880 --> 06:54.200 He's a multifaceted character. He's complex. 06:54.280 --> 06:55.120 Oh, come on. 06:55.200 --> 06:57.720 What about that garbage with the divorced guy and the ten bodies? 06:57.799 --> 06:58.919 Isn't that objectification? 06:59.000 --> 07:01.000 And the pathetic womanizer who owns the restaurant? 07:01.080 --> 07:02.760 She opens the relationship. He's thrilled. 07:02.840 --> 07:05.160 Hey, no! I'm telling you, it's not like that. 07:05.240 --> 07:07.200 Okay, the important thing is we've sold it. 07:07.280 --> 07:09.680 -It's not that bad. -Don't worry about them. 07:09.760 --> 07:11.400 -We have to film the pilot. -Okay. 07:11.479 --> 07:13.720 Start typing today. Good luck, girls. 07:14.719 --> 07:16.719 [footsteps fading] 07:18.280 --> 07:20.039 -[exhales] -[Olga] Are you together? 07:20.120 --> 07:21.479 -[Pedro] What? -Mm, nothing. 07:21.560 --> 07:22.799 Just by the way she touched you. 07:23.840 --> 07:25.239 She doesn't do that to you? 07:26.280 --> 07:28.640 To be honest, that would explain a lot of things. 07:30.960 --> 07:34.479 Listen, I get that it's difficult to have a sexist pig as a boss. 07:34.560 --> 07:36.400 But if you think I'm here for any other reason 07:36.479 --> 07:38.919 than my abilities and my talent, I'm offended. 07:39.520 --> 07:40.680 Get to work! 07:42.719 --> 07:44.159 [exhales] 07:44.239 --> 07:45.880 I'm not just some piece of meat. 07:49.400 --> 07:50.280 [quietly] Well. 07:52.359 --> 07:53.919 Come and live in my house. 07:54.440 --> 07:57.840 There's no pool, because it's urban. You would be closer to the restaurant. 07:57.919 --> 08:00.719 No, no, thank you. But there's no need to move. 08:00.799 --> 08:04.159 Look, Raúl, from what you've told me, it reeks of reconciliation and a move. 08:04.239 --> 08:06.080 Women are very territorial. 08:06.159 --> 08:09.200 I have faith in Pedro. He'll mess it up, for sure. 08:09.919 --> 08:11.120 Do you have any plans tonight? 08:13.000 --> 08:13.840 Tonight? 08:13.919 --> 08:17.200 It's my fuck buddy's birthday, and we're celebrating at my house. 08:17.719 --> 08:18.799 Come and see it. 08:19.359 --> 08:22.880 No, I don't think I can tonight, because I'm having dinner with my parents. 08:22.960 --> 08:25.880 They're getting old, and my mom made some special beef. 08:25.960 --> 08:30.159 -There'll be women there. Hmm. -Yeah. Yeah, I'll come. Hmm. Mm-hmm. 08:30.239 --> 08:32.880 Okay. Indicator on and take the third exit. 08:32.959 --> 08:34.679 -We're not following anyone? -[Esther] No. 08:34.760 --> 08:36.679 Today, we're going to the supermarket parking lot. 08:36.760 --> 08:39.039 -To practice parking the car? -To buy some toilet paper. 08:39.120 --> 08:41.320 -I only have two rolls. -[ringtone plays] 08:42.840 --> 08:44.360 -What's up? -[Luis] Hi, my little slut. 08:44.440 --> 08:47.440 Wanna go for a romantic dinner tonight? Just the two of us. 08:48.040 --> 08:49.720 Luis, I'm in the middle of teaching. 08:49.800 --> 08:51.480 -Hi. [laughs] -Why did you take my call? 08:51.560 --> 08:54.079 And what do we do with the kids? You know your mom won't do it. 08:54.160 --> 08:55.720 I can do it. 20 euros an hour. 08:55.800 --> 08:57.040 -Fifteen. -Deal. 08:57.120 --> 08:59.440 -Reserve it. Álex will do it. Watch out! -[tires screech] 08:59.520 --> 09:01.760 -[horns honk] -She was about to cross. 09:02.520 --> 09:03.360 Oh. 09:29.280 --> 09:31.600 Oh, wow. The mom's sporty. 09:32.760 --> 09:35.240 Why are you here? You like kitesurfing? 09:35.320 --> 09:38.160 -I like the mojitos from that beach bar. -Mm. 09:38.240 --> 09:39.199 You're here alone? 09:40.360 --> 09:41.480 Disconnecting. 09:41.560 --> 09:42.880 [Álvaro] From my dad, right? 09:43.720 --> 09:45.280 Enjoy your mojito, Álvaro. 09:48.160 --> 09:49.000 You want one? 09:55.920 --> 09:58.160 Hey, hey, yo. Want a drink? 09:58.240 --> 10:00.040 What's up? You get stood up by Daniela? 10:00.120 --> 10:03.480 She wanted to see me, but I told her to calm down. We're taking it slow. 10:03.560 --> 10:06.520 Well, sorry, but I can't tonight. I have plans. Kind of busy. 10:06.600 --> 10:08.040 Another chick from Tinder? 10:08.120 --> 10:10.280 No, smart-ass. A birthday party with some friends. 10:10.360 --> 10:12.400 What friends? You don't have other friends. 10:12.480 --> 10:14.000 Yes, I do have other friends. 10:14.680 --> 10:15.680 You stick with Daniela. 10:15.760 --> 10:17.680 -Maybe I'll call her. -Have a great time, then. 10:17.760 --> 10:19.720 -I'll be back late. -Me too. 10:19.800 --> 10:21.839 -Don't wait up for me. -I might not even make it home. 10:21.920 --> 10:22.800 [Pedro scoffs] 10:24.160 --> 10:25.560 Flowers for you, sir. 10:25.640 --> 10:28.000 -Which one of us? -Raúl, they're clearly for me. 10:31.720 --> 10:33.199 -Come on. -[Raúl] Oh, there's a card. 10:33.280 --> 10:34.360 Hey, stop being nosy. 10:36.280 --> 10:38.320 "I always knew you'd be an excellent choice." 10:38.400 --> 10:40.440 "Congratulations, Alpha." Huh. 10:41.280 --> 10:43.800 -Do women send men flowers? -And after ditching her? 10:43.880 --> 10:45.360 Screw her, and she'll buy you a house. 10:45.959 --> 10:46.920 Oh, no shit. 10:47.440 --> 10:48.920 Yeah, see you later, Alpha. 10:49.680 --> 10:51.320 [doorbell rings] 10:55.440 --> 10:56.959 -Santiago, hello. -Román. 10:57.040 --> 10:58.040 -[Santi chuckles] -Mmm. 10:58.120 --> 10:59.120 [dog growls] 10:59.199 --> 11:00.839 -Come on in. -Hello, little guy. 11:00.920 --> 11:03.400 -[dog growls] -Huh. Hmm. 11:06.160 --> 11:07.240 That's not it. 11:12.480 --> 11:13.600 Wow. 11:14.400 --> 11:17.959 I love how you organized the place. And what great natural lighting. 11:18.040 --> 11:21.079 You know, it's dark out, but you can really tell this is-- 11:21.160 --> 11:24.040 Don't talk about architecture, damn it. Let's just relax tonight. 11:24.120 --> 11:26.320 Sorry, yeah. Okay. 11:26.400 --> 11:28.240 -The appetizers. -Oh. 11:29.240 --> 11:31.560 -Let me introduce Osvaldo. -Oh, hello. 11:31.640 --> 11:32.800 -Nice to meet you. -[Santi] Mm. 11:32.880 --> 11:36.320 Actually, I have a friend who also hired a guy as a maid. 11:36.400 --> 11:39.400 And, well, I think it's very inclusive. Right? 11:40.480 --> 11:41.880 Osvaldo is my husband. 11:42.800 --> 11:43.760 [Santi] Hmm. 11:45.959 --> 11:48.000 Well, that's even more inclusive. 11:48.520 --> 11:51.079 [chuckles] That's really inclusive. 11:51.160 --> 11:53.040 [clears throat] Hey. 11:53.120 --> 11:54.760 -Woof, woof, woof. -[dog growls] 11:54.839 --> 11:56.520 -Sit down. -[clears throat] Yes. 11:57.640 --> 11:58.600 Mmm! 12:00.800 --> 12:02.320 This feels kinda weird. 12:02.400 --> 12:04.400 We need to spend more quality time together. 12:04.480 --> 12:06.520 We're not just friends. We're married. 12:06.600 --> 12:08.680 Hey, this pasta with truffles is amazing. 12:08.760 --> 12:09.760 I'll order some champagne. 12:09.839 --> 12:12.839 No, no. Don't go crazy. We're still saving for Iris's braces. 12:12.920 --> 12:14.719 Okay, maybe just one shot, then. 12:14.800 --> 12:16.440 No. Limoncello. 12:16.520 --> 12:20.240 Hey, do… do you have any fantasies? Hmm? 12:20.320 --> 12:24.160 Well, it'd be nice to take the kids to Disney one time 12:24.240 --> 12:26.160 before they get too old to hang out with us. 12:26.240 --> 12:27.920 -Sexual, Luis. Hmm? -Oh. 12:28.000 --> 12:29.160 I don't know. For example, 12:29.800 --> 12:33.320 would… would you like it if my tits were bigger or…? 12:34.640 --> 12:35.760 You wanna get surgery? 12:36.280 --> 12:37.360 You want me to? 12:37.440 --> 12:39.680 Well, if you want to. But it's not cheap. 12:39.760 --> 12:40.599 Oh, it's not? 12:41.760 --> 12:43.760 Why do you suddenly care about your tits, Esther? 12:43.839 --> 12:45.640 -Why do you? -I thought this was about you. 12:58.959 --> 13:00.839 Ulises, what are you doing? 13:04.160 --> 13:05.240 [door closes] 13:06.320 --> 13:08.440 [muffled dance music playing] 13:08.520 --> 13:11.320 Dude, I'm glad you're here. Come in. 13:12.160 --> 13:13.079 [chuckles] 13:15.480 --> 13:16.480 Oh, whoa. 13:16.560 --> 13:19.560 You can pay for all of this and fund my restaurant? 13:19.640 --> 13:21.719 I work mainly with investments. 13:21.800 --> 13:23.640 Plates to Devour is an indulgence. 13:23.719 --> 13:26.240 -Ah. -Come on. I'll introduce you. 13:26.320 --> 13:29.480 Guys, this is Raúl, my straight friend. 13:29.560 --> 13:31.959 -[cheering] -[laughing] 13:33.599 --> 13:35.599 [man] So, how did you find out you were straight? 13:36.480 --> 13:38.400 Watching an aerobics video with Jane Fonda. 13:38.480 --> 13:41.959 How can you eat a pussy when dicks are so aesthetically beautiful? 13:42.040 --> 13:43.920 -You're a transphobe. -Yeah? 13:44.000 --> 13:46.839 Well, I don't know. It's just what you do, yeah? 13:46.920 --> 13:48.599 -[chuckles] -Are you heteroflexible? 13:49.640 --> 13:51.719 -Do we have a chance with you? -[laughing] 13:51.800 --> 13:54.079 [Diego] Don't even try. He's hung up on his ex. 13:54.160 --> 13:56.000 Oh, for God's sake, you're boring. 13:56.079 --> 13:57.760 [men laughing] 13:58.760 --> 14:00.079 Actually, that's true. 14:01.440 --> 14:02.880 I'm not over her. 14:02.959 --> 14:05.719 [voice breaks] Because Luz is a beautiful woman. 14:05.800 --> 14:08.520 -[man 2] Oh. -[sobbing] And she's smart and fun. 14:08.599 --> 14:10.880 And I'm an idiot who deconstructed himself too late. 14:10.959 --> 14:15.199 -Oh, poor thing. Come here, hold on. Aww. -He already said no to you. 14:15.280 --> 14:18.440 -I know that. I'm just being supportive. -[Raúl sobbing] Thank you. 14:18.520 --> 14:21.360 [man 2] Luismi, come here quick! A straight guy's crying. Hurry! 14:21.440 --> 14:22.760 Come. I'll introduce you to Eva. 14:22.839 --> 14:24.439 Who's this Eva? 14:24.520 --> 14:27.199 Engineer, researcher, and anthropologist. 14:27.280 --> 14:28.920 And she's written three books. 14:29.000 --> 14:30.040 Is she sexy? 14:30.560 --> 14:34.439 -Hey, Eva. This is Raúl. -Hey. 14:34.520 --> 14:37.560 Oh, damn. [chuckles] 14:37.640 --> 14:39.319 [laughing] 14:39.400 --> 14:40.760 -Good evening! -Shh! Quiet. 14:40.839 --> 14:43.000 -The kids are asleep. -[Esther chuckles] I didn't think. 14:43.839 --> 14:45.079 -How was it? -How'd it go? 14:45.160 --> 14:47.599 -[Álex] Yeah, sure. -Hey, but wait. Your money. 14:47.680 --> 14:50.760 -Let's see. My gosh. So, so fast. -Okay. 14:50.839 --> 14:52.560 -[Álex sniffles] -Let's see, 20-- 14:54.040 --> 14:55.079 [Luis] Oh. 14:57.120 --> 14:58.000 [exhales] 14:59.120 --> 15:00.839 [chuckles] 15:04.920 --> 15:06.920 [exhales] Look at those guys. 15:07.000 --> 15:09.880 -[both chuckle] -They actually look like nice little kids. 15:10.400 --> 15:11.760 -Let's go have some fun, hmm? -Oh. 15:11.839 --> 15:12.760 -Now? -Mm-hmm. 15:12.839 --> 15:15.560 But the… I'm sleepy from the limoncello. 15:16.040 --> 15:18.319 Well, at least I tried. I'm gonna go brush my teeth. 15:18.400 --> 15:20.199 Well, let's go make out. 15:20.280 --> 15:22.400 We're not just friends. [chuckles] 15:25.839 --> 15:27.240 [door opens] 15:27.319 --> 15:29.240 Álex. Álex. Oh, no. 15:29.319 --> 15:30.880 My fifth body. 15:30.959 --> 15:33.079 -Weren't you on three? -I've had a really good week. 15:34.640 --> 15:36.120 [sighs] 15:36.199 --> 15:38.959 Álex, my boss is gay. 15:39.040 --> 15:41.120 I confused his husband, who's Cuban, for his maid, 15:41.199 --> 15:42.439 and I wanted to die. 15:42.520 --> 15:44.079 But you know, I was thinking that maybe 15:44.160 --> 15:46.560 he's not as traditional as I assumed and might not care-- 15:46.640 --> 15:49.319 You know, your bald friend's son is a sexual offender. 15:55.040 --> 15:57.439 [doorbell ringing] 15:57.520 --> 16:00.839 [grunts] What's wrong? 16:02.439 --> 16:03.800 -[exhales] -Kill that asshole. 16:03.880 --> 16:06.160 -[Luis groans] -I'm getting the gun. [grunts] 16:07.120 --> 16:08.240 [groans] 16:11.120 --> 16:12.280 [beeps] 16:12.359 --> 16:13.599 Yeah? 16:13.680 --> 16:15.120 Open this door right now. 16:15.800 --> 16:16.680 Santi? 16:17.240 --> 16:18.199 -Open it! -[beeps] 16:19.959 --> 16:22.120 Come on, he's just a kid. You know he doesn't understand. 16:22.199 --> 16:25.280 -Understand what? He squeezed my breast! -This is a big deal, a very big deal! 16:25.359 --> 16:26.439 [Luis] Shh! Hey, listen. 16:26.520 --> 16:29.240 I know Ulises has been acting out for attention, and that's all. 16:29.319 --> 16:31.000 Oh, that's all? Nothing happened here? 16:31.079 --> 16:32.319 -We'll talk. -I'll report him. 16:32.400 --> 16:34.520 -[Santi] Yeah. -No, don't. It'll go on his record. 16:34.599 --> 16:36.240 Leave your kids with their grandparents. 16:36.319 --> 16:39.040 But she offered it to us. Fifteen an hour and wants to report us? 16:39.120 --> 16:40.880 Your little baby boy is a pervert shithead! 16:40.959 --> 16:42.319 -He's 11 years old! Luis! -I get it. 16:42.400 --> 16:44.959 I mean, Álex is showing a lot of cleavage today. 16:45.040 --> 16:47.160 -Come again? -This is stupid. Unbelievable! 16:47.240 --> 16:49.280 -Come on. She could be in her bra, Luis! -[Luis] Shh! 16:49.359 --> 16:50.959 [Santi] Did you take that course? 16:51.040 --> 16:54.160 -Give me your diploma back now. -This is what they mean by rape culture. 16:54.240 --> 16:56.719 -You're educating a sex offender. -Well said. 16:56.800 --> 16:59.640 Get out of my house. Screw you. What nonsense! This is shit. Out! 16:59.719 --> 17:02.520 -Wait. Don't argue in the hallway. -We're leaving. This is ridiculous! 17:02.599 --> 17:04.919 -Come on. -[Santi] No, please. We're going. 17:05.000 --> 17:07.720 -Reflect on this, Luis. Reflect on this. -[Luis] Tomorrow. 17:07.800 --> 17:09.359 -Unbelievable! -Shh! 17:09.919 --> 17:11.399 Look, I don't think it would be bad 17:11.480 --> 17:14.599 to tell the boy not to touch people's breasts without permission. 17:17.280 --> 17:19.839 -[exhales] -You know, to avoid this. 17:22.040 --> 17:23.800 [exhales, groans] 17:23.880 --> 17:25.159 Go, go. 17:25.240 --> 17:26.560 Tied, game point. 17:28.159 --> 17:29.200 My serve to Luis. 17:29.280 --> 17:30.399 All right, go! 17:31.000 --> 17:32.240 [grunts] 17:32.320 --> 17:33.320 [grunts] 17:33.399 --> 17:35.080 -Holy shit! -[grunts] 17:37.840 --> 17:40.840 -Mine, mine, mine, mine! -Mine, leave it. I've got it! Ugh! 17:40.919 --> 17:42.000 [grunts] Damn! 17:42.080 --> 17:43.880 -Got you! -[Raúl] What was that, dude? 17:43.960 --> 17:45.560 He's all worked up, fucking bastard! 17:45.640 --> 17:48.120 -My daughter is not a whore! -You called my son a sex offender! 17:48.200 --> 17:49.760 -'Cause he is! -He's 11 years old! 17:49.840 --> 17:52.320 Look, you ought to talk about this stuff before the game, yeah? 17:52.399 --> 17:55.200 I'm not comfortable with this much aggression. Sorry, you guys. 17:55.280 --> 17:56.399 It's too much. 17:57.600 --> 17:58.720 What the hell was that? 17:58.800 --> 18:01.480 Raúl. Hey, stop this crap, you guys. You're causing more problems. 18:01.560 --> 18:05.000 Is there anything more serious than his horny son sexually assaulting Álex? 18:05.080 --> 18:06.560 He didn't know what he was doing. 18:06.640 --> 18:08.680 Oh, my. Hey, Raúl has another group of friends. 18:11.399 --> 18:13.760 Wait, hang on. Another group of friends? 18:13.840 --> 18:16.600 I don't have other friends. Do you have other friends? 18:16.680 --> 18:18.080 I don't. There's no way. 18:18.159 --> 18:21.080 He probably went out whoring and used fake friends as an excuse. 18:21.159 --> 18:23.120 How though? He's got no money. 18:23.200 --> 18:24.840 -Who are they though? -I don't know. 18:24.919 --> 18:27.200 Well, find out, damn it. He lives with you. 18:30.679 --> 18:31.520 [exhales] 18:31.600 --> 18:35.840 All right. When you're entering the roundabout, 18:35.919 --> 18:38.240 you must drive in the right lane. 18:38.320 --> 18:40.840 This one, the right one. Period. 18:40.919 --> 18:43.919 Well, once, I was in the right lane. This guy in the left lane took the exit. 18:44.000 --> 18:46.440 And I got hit. He blamed me though. 18:46.520 --> 18:48.280 [Esther] That man is an idiot, and one day, 18:48.360 --> 18:50.399 he'll be in one of these chairs like all of you. 18:50.480 --> 18:52.159 Who the hell even invented roundabouts? 18:52.240 --> 18:54.280 [Esther] Complain to the Department of Transportation. 18:54.360 --> 18:58.159 I want you all to practice until 12, when a one-armed guy is coming to explain 18:58.240 --> 19:00.320 why you don't drive with your arm out the window. 19:00.399 --> 19:01.800 I thought you were in Tarifa. 19:01.880 --> 19:04.640 -Yes, but I ran into Héctor's son. -[gasps] The asshole? 19:05.880 --> 19:08.000 [gasps] He fucks really well. 19:10.360 --> 19:12.640 -Girl, girl, girl! -Yeah. 19:12.720 --> 19:13.720 What are you gonna do? 19:13.800 --> 19:15.280 I don't know. That's why I'm here. 19:15.360 --> 19:17.280 You already fucked him. What am I supposed to say? 19:17.360 --> 19:18.960 Stupid mojitos. 19:19.840 --> 19:20.679 Mm. 19:21.679 --> 19:23.640 What about Héctor? Do I tell him or not? 19:23.720 --> 19:26.520 I mean, I would probably and tell him before his kid does. 19:26.600 --> 19:28.080 "Papa, I fucked your girlfriend." 19:28.159 --> 19:30.000 -[laughs] -Come on, would he do that? 19:30.080 --> 19:33.360 Well, maybe it'll give him a heart attack, and then he'll get the inheritance. 19:34.560 --> 19:37.560 Esther, I've never cheated before in my life. I don't do that. 19:38.919 --> 19:40.760 What a cool life you have. 19:40.840 --> 19:43.440 And you know why? Because you don't have children. 19:43.960 --> 19:46.120 If you did, you wouldn't be able to go to Tarifa 19:46.200 --> 19:48.520 and screw someone's son. [laughs] 19:48.600 --> 19:50.679 Thank you. You've been so helpful. 19:50.760 --> 19:54.000 Let me know, yeah? You're like my Turkish soap opera. 19:54.080 --> 19:55.520 [laughs] Oh. 20:07.280 --> 20:08.280 WELCOME 20:09.360 --> 20:10.200 Hello. 20:10.720 --> 20:13.320 [man] Welcome. Garage number 207. 20:13.399 --> 20:14.399 Thank you. 20:16.159 --> 20:18.640 What is this place, a drive-through? 20:32.320 --> 20:33.159 Hello. 20:33.679 --> 20:34.600 Yo! 20:41.800 --> 20:42.640 Hello. 20:42.720 --> 20:46.159 Oh, hi. Where the hell are we? 20:46.240 --> 20:47.720 Somewhere discreet. 20:47.800 --> 20:49.200 Recommended by Luis. 20:49.280 --> 20:50.480 I ordered champagne. 20:50.560 --> 20:52.720 Roses and balloons seemed to be a little tacky. 20:52.800 --> 20:54.600 But this is disgusting. 20:54.679 --> 20:57.520 It's all, "Come here, do what you gotta do, and see ya." 20:57.600 --> 20:59.280 But you wanted to be on the down-low. 20:59.360 --> 21:02.360 Yes, but somewhere more romantic. 21:02.440 --> 21:06.960 I don't know, a cabin in the Alps or a floating suite in the Maldives. 21:07.040 --> 21:08.919 Or in my mansion that you used to love, remember? 21:09.000 --> 21:11.159 No, thank you. Way too risky. 21:11.240 --> 21:13.840 -I could hide you in my trunk if you want. -Hmm. 21:14.360 --> 21:16.919 Find a place better than this. I'll see you at your house. 21:17.000 --> 21:19.640 Hey, come and get in the jacuzzi. It's all paid. 21:19.720 --> 21:22.320 Yeah, right. Like I'd ever get in there. Ha! 21:29.320 --> 21:31.159 [Patrick] The same way straight isn't synonymous 21:31.240 --> 21:34.120 with being traditional, being gay isn't synonymous with being liberal. 21:34.200 --> 21:36.120 So, what do I do? Huh? 21:36.200 --> 21:39.640 Because a deconstructed man should not have to hide or deceive people. 21:39.720 --> 21:41.520 -Don't you agree, Pat? -No, stop that. 21:41.600 --> 21:44.120 I'm not gonna be responsible for you getting fired. 21:44.200 --> 21:47.439 Come on, if my boss finds out I'm sleeping with Paula, am I done for? 21:47.520 --> 21:49.480 I can't use the video as protection? 21:49.560 --> 21:50.800 What video? 21:50.880 --> 21:52.600 The active consent video. 21:52.679 --> 21:54.960 I recorded her. My lawyer advised me to do that. 21:55.040 --> 21:57.480 Dear God. Well, go and ask her. 21:57.560 --> 21:59.800 Okay, thank you, Patrick. I'll let you know, okay? 21:59.880 --> 22:01.880 -Uh, Santi. Santi. -What? 22:01.960 --> 22:02.800 Stop calling me. 22:05.200 --> 22:10.120 Relax, the Employment Act recognizes intimacy between employees, 22:10.200 --> 22:12.760 and worst case, that video proves it was consensual sex. 22:12.840 --> 22:15.120 And so now what do I do? Do I tell him or not? 22:15.200 --> 22:16.040 What for? 22:16.120 --> 22:18.120 Keep it a secret. That's more fun. 22:18.200 --> 22:19.880 [teacher] In molecules… 22:19.960 --> 22:22.800 -Dad, I'm in class. -[Santi] Yeah, just a quick question. 22:22.880 --> 22:25.080 Should I tell my boss I'm in a relationship with Paula? 22:25.159 --> 22:28.240 What relationship? Wasn't it just sex? Dad, don't tell me you're falling in love. 22:28.840 --> 22:30.640 No, I'm not falling in love with her. 22:30.720 --> 22:32.280 [teacher] Alejandra Peralta! 22:32.360 --> 22:35.040 -Damn. -No, wait. What do I do? Álex, wait! 22:38.560 --> 22:40.080 You know, I got the balls to say it. 22:41.640 --> 22:42.919 No, I do not. No. 22:46.399 --> 22:47.240 [Luis] Hi, honey. 22:50.080 --> 22:52.399 [both moan] 22:53.320 --> 22:54.399 [Esther] Bed, now. 22:54.480 --> 22:57.040 What, now? At four o'clock? 22:57.120 --> 23:00.520 I have a surprise. [laughs] 23:01.240 --> 23:04.120 [grunting] 23:05.919 --> 23:09.159 Are you good? My nose itches. [exhales] 23:10.040 --> 23:12.080 -[grunts] -You like it? 23:13.040 --> 23:14.640 -[chuckling] Yeah, sure. -[Esther] Mm! 23:16.640 --> 23:17.880 -Can you breathe? -Just be quiet! 23:17.960 --> 23:18.840 [grunts] 23:19.600 --> 23:21.480 Damn, that fucking hurt. 23:21.560 --> 23:23.919 -[gasps] Now, open wide. -Hey, no, no-- 23:24.000 --> 23:26.399 -Open your mouth nice and wide. -[muffled] Fuck. 23:26.480 --> 23:29.720 Just hold on. You're gonna love it. I promise. Help me out! 23:29.800 --> 23:30.840 Esther, please. 23:30.919 --> 23:33.280 You're gonna like it. Come on, this fucking-- 23:33.360 --> 23:35.640 -Got it. There, there! [exhales] -[groans] 23:35.720 --> 23:36.919 Oh, the whip. 23:37.000 --> 23:38.960 -Stay here. -[grunting] 23:39.040 --> 23:42.080 [coughing, gagging] 23:44.880 --> 23:47.760 -Uh, are you okay, Luis? Luis! -No, I'm choking. 23:47.840 --> 23:50.040 -I'm choking! -Oh, please. For fuck's sake, man, really? 23:50.120 --> 23:51.720 [both grunt] 23:52.320 --> 23:54.960 -Hold on. [exhales] -[gasps] 23:55.040 --> 23:56.679 [coughing] 23:56.760 --> 23:57.720 Really? 23:57.800 --> 24:00.600 -What was that about? -Well, I was trying this BDS stuff. 24:00.679 --> 24:01.520 It's your thing. 24:01.600 --> 24:03.200 It's your thing. You searched it online. 24:03.280 --> 24:06.120 -Not me. -When you watch porn, delete the history. 24:06.200 --> 24:09.120 I don't watch porn. At least, not online. 24:09.200 --> 24:10.760 [exhales] Oh, no? 24:12.320 --> 24:16.040 If it wasn't you and it wasn't me, who was it? Your mother? 24:16.120 --> 24:19.919 Ulises has shown pornographic videos to all the boys and girls in his class. 24:20.520 --> 24:22.800 We caught him with his tablet during recess. 24:22.880 --> 24:25.159 I've made a note of the content they accessed. 24:25.240 --> 24:27.880 Well, listen, he's an innocent child. He's just curious. 24:27.960 --> 24:30.080 Uh, well, sex is natural, no? 24:30.159 --> 24:31.640 -Natural? -[both] Hmm. 24:33.399 --> 24:36.240 "My friend comes home drunk and gets fucked in her butt." 24:36.320 --> 24:38.040 "Horny bitch swallows three dicks." 24:38.120 --> 24:40.560 "My stepsister does double penetration." 24:40.640 --> 24:43.480 "I suck my landlord's dick once a month to pay the rent." 24:50.320 --> 24:53.760 [sighs] Luis, we're raising a monster. 24:53.840 --> 24:57.000 I mean, going from Paw Patrol to double penetration, 24:57.080 --> 24:58.800 wouldn't you say that's a pretty big jump? 24:58.880 --> 25:02.120 It's your fault for leaving that vibrator in the bathroom. That's how it started. 25:02.200 --> 25:03.800 He thought it was a rocket. 25:03.880 --> 25:05.399 Oh, does he masturbate? 25:05.480 --> 25:08.360 It's both our fault, because we haven't talked about sex with the kid. 25:08.439 --> 25:10.159 When are you supposed to talk about sex? 25:10.240 --> 25:12.840 Well, before they start watching porn. I knew it. I did. 25:12.919 --> 25:15.480 We should have just had girls. [exhales] 25:16.880 --> 25:18.840 -[Héctor] Hi, honey. -Hi. 25:20.080 --> 25:22.600 Mm. How was your trip? Did you disconnect? 25:22.679 --> 25:24.439 Well, two days isn't really enough time to. 25:24.520 --> 25:27.240 So, I got us appointments at the best two fertility clinics 25:27.320 --> 25:29.199 so they can give us all the info. 25:29.280 --> 25:30.240 No pressure, huh? 25:30.320 --> 25:32.800 Dad already told me that you were thinking about it. 25:33.320 --> 25:34.439 Oh, you're visiting. 25:34.520 --> 25:38.040 Yes, Álvaro was on vacation for a couple of days too. [chuckles] 25:38.120 --> 25:40.600 -Oh, yeah? -Yes, in Mallorca. 25:40.679 --> 25:43.439 -[Luz] Great. How was it? -Oof, lovely. 25:44.159 --> 25:46.320 Why don't the three of us go out for dinner right now? 25:46.399 --> 25:47.280 No. 25:47.360 --> 25:52.080 Uh, no, no, no, just came here to give you a little smooch. Mm! 25:53.560 --> 25:54.439 Are you okay? 25:54.520 --> 25:58.240 Yes. It's… it's just that I have court tomorrow, and, uh, 25:58.320 --> 26:00.640 and I'd rather sleep at home by myself. 26:00.720 --> 26:02.199 My mind's on other things. 26:11.040 --> 26:14.760 When you said you had your mind on other things, did you mean me? 26:14.840 --> 26:17.480 -What are you doing? -What's wrong? What did I say? 26:18.280 --> 26:21.520 Tarifa never happened, okay? I love your father. 26:21.600 --> 26:25.000 You sure? Because it's six months, and you're already like this. 26:25.800 --> 26:27.640 What kind of son fucks his stepmother? 26:27.720 --> 26:30.040 And what kind of stepmother fucks her stepson? 26:30.120 --> 26:32.360 Honestly, I did it for my father. You're not right for him. 26:32.439 --> 26:33.280 -Oh, really? -No. 26:33.360 --> 26:35.800 -Mm. -My father doesn't deserve a cheater. 26:35.880 --> 26:36.800 However, I do. 26:36.880 --> 26:39.560 I'm a disgusting human. I deserve you. 26:39.640 --> 26:41.480 Álvaro, I'm not leaving your father for you. 26:41.560 --> 26:42.919 Okay. Just think about it. 26:43.000 --> 26:44.360 Stay out of my life. 26:44.960 --> 26:45.840 [Álvaro groans] 26:47.240 --> 26:49.760 Hey. I feel really bad about this. 26:49.840 --> 26:51.080 [engine turns over] 26:54.880 --> 26:55.880 Um… 26:57.640 --> 26:58.919 Uh, Ulises, honey. 27:00.040 --> 27:04.480 Your teacher Erika told us today that, uh… that you showed some videos… 27:05.640 --> 27:08.600 uh, that are dirty, to your friends at school. 27:08.679 --> 27:11.159 -A tattletale. -No, no, no, no, no. Honey, honey. 27:11.240 --> 27:14.480 It… it's normal to be curious about your body. 27:14.560 --> 27:16.120 -And other people's as well. -Hmm. Hmm? 27:16.199 --> 27:18.880 But sex is not what you see in those videos on the internet. 27:18.960 --> 27:20.679 -What is then? -[Esther] Uh-- 27:20.760 --> 27:23.240 Well, sex is a beautiful thing that moms and dads do 27:23.320 --> 27:25.919 when they love each other very much. Hmm. 27:26.000 --> 27:27.560 Mom and you do that together? 27:27.640 --> 27:30.480 -Well, uh, yeah. Yeah. -Uh, well, uh, sometimes. 27:30.560 --> 27:32.159 Uh, well, no, not everything. 27:32.240 --> 27:33.960 And… and with love involved. 27:34.040 --> 27:36.800 -That's gross! -No, no, sex isn't gross. 27:36.880 --> 27:38.159 What is gross is porn. 27:38.240 --> 27:40.760 Yeah, the people you see there, they don't love each other. 27:40.840 --> 27:41.720 -No. -It's all a lie. 27:41.800 --> 27:45.040 And then it creates these expectations, but it's not like that in real life. 27:45.120 --> 27:47.520 -[Ulises] What's it like? -Well, honey, a lot more dull. 27:47.600 --> 27:49.880 -More boring, kind of predictable. -Esther. 27:49.960 --> 27:53.560 Well, right. You have time to find out for yourself. There's no rush. 27:53.640 --> 27:57.159 And if you stop watching those videos, I'll buy you Call of Duty. 27:57.240 --> 27:58.919 -Huh? [laughs] -Okay. 28:01.480 --> 28:02.439 Well done, Luis. 28:02.520 --> 28:04.560 You traded sex videos for violence. 28:05.480 --> 28:06.640 Well, it's not as bad though. 28:06.720 --> 28:08.840 [clears throat, exhales] 28:11.000 --> 28:11.840 [exhales] 28:11.960 --> 28:14.480 UBIZKUO ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO 28:22.720 --> 28:24.919 [clears throat] Román. Hey. 28:25.000 --> 28:26.439 Come in, Santiago, come in. 28:26.520 --> 28:29.760 -Uh, any news on the project? -Relax, it'll happen. 28:29.840 --> 28:32.439 But assume she's going to request a lot of changes. 28:32.520 --> 28:34.159 You have to keep your mind flexible. 28:34.880 --> 28:36.000 Oh, yeah. Exactly. 28:36.080 --> 28:38.679 Talking about that, having a mind that's flexible. 28:40.040 --> 28:43.120 See, um, there's something I want to tell you, 28:43.199 --> 28:46.480 uh, because you put a lot of trust in me. 28:47.399 --> 28:49.919 -And well, I feel-- -You're gay. That's what I told Osvaldo. 28:50.000 --> 28:51.520 -[chuckles] -No, I'm not. No. 28:51.600 --> 28:53.159 I mean, if I was, then no problem. 28:53.240 --> 28:55.959 Uh, no, I have a lot of gay friends. My boss is gay, see? [chuckles] 28:56.560 --> 28:57.679 All right. No, no. 28:57.760 --> 29:01.320 But… but I'm… the thing… 29:01.399 --> 29:04.159 -Uh, I'm trying-- -[Paula] Documents from city hall. 29:04.240 --> 29:05.159 Thank you, honey. 29:05.240 --> 29:06.399 [Paula grunts] 29:06.480 --> 29:07.919 -Honey? -[Paula] Uh, Papa. 29:08.000 --> 29:10.879 -[Román] Sorry, sorry. -Papa? 29:10.959 --> 29:14.320 She doesn't want people to find out that she's my daughter. Isn't that crazy? 29:14.959 --> 29:16.360 Don't tell anyone. Hmm? 29:19.600 --> 29:22.159 Okay, what was so important that you wanted to tell me? 29:29.439 --> 29:31.000 I'm giving up coffee. 29:31.520 --> 29:35.000 Mm-hmm. The one you gave me yesterday, down the sink. I poured it out. 29:35.760 --> 29:40.720 And are you going to a rehab center or group therapy or…? 29:41.320 --> 29:42.600 Nope. I'm done. 29:42.679 --> 29:44.040 I'm good. Mm-hmm. 29:44.959 --> 29:49.000 And, well, if you see me acting a bit strange and so on, 29:49.080 --> 29:51.679 it's just symptoms of withdrawal. 29:51.760 --> 29:54.280 I saw you acting strange and thought you were just like that. 29:54.360 --> 29:56.879 Nope. No, it was the coffee. 29:57.720 --> 29:58.560 Oh. 29:58.639 --> 30:01.800 The coffee. Mm-hmm. Oh! [grunts] 30:03.000 --> 30:04.000 [chuckles] 30:10.520 --> 30:12.959 -Whoa! -Why didn't you tell me? 30:13.040 --> 30:15.560 I don't want people to associate me with my father. 30:15.639 --> 30:16.760 But you work for his company. 30:16.840 --> 30:19.679 I changed my last name. Otherwise, people don't treat you the same way. 30:20.280 --> 30:21.879 Would you have gone out with me? 30:21.959 --> 30:23.000 See what I mean? 30:23.080 --> 30:24.800 Was gonna say yes if you gave me the chance. 30:24.879 --> 30:25.879 Why are you freaking out? 30:25.959 --> 30:29.480 Because you have to tell me this stuff. Are we in a relationship or not? 30:29.560 --> 30:32.439 I don't know. That's up to you. 30:35.480 --> 30:36.840 [exhales] Oh, Lord. 30:41.320 --> 30:42.280 What are you doing? 30:42.360 --> 30:45.600 Studying. I have a date with an engineer and an anthropologist. 30:45.679 --> 30:47.080 Wow, what a combination. 30:47.159 --> 30:50.600 Did you know the Neolithic period started when people discovered agriculture? 30:50.679 --> 30:52.800 Don't study something she knows about, dude. 30:52.879 --> 30:54.320 You gotta go for something different. 30:55.280 --> 30:56.399 Damn, you're right. 30:57.320 --> 30:58.439 Philosophy. 30:58.520 --> 31:00.679 Philosophy and literature, that'll show her. 31:00.760 --> 31:03.320 -[keys clacking] -She's hot, right? 31:03.399 --> 31:05.240 [scoffs] Super hot. I can't ruin it. 31:06.360 --> 31:08.520 Does she look like Luz? Just saying. 31:08.600 --> 31:10.760 You might unconsciously be looking for someone like her. 31:10.840 --> 31:12.760 -Not looking for anything. I was set up. -By who? 31:12.840 --> 31:15.199 -These new friends of yours? -Would you let me study? 31:15.280 --> 31:16.360 -[scoffs] -[doorbell rings] 31:16.439 --> 31:17.959 [Pedro exhales] 31:19.159 --> 31:21.520 [gasps] Uh… hi. 31:21.600 --> 31:24.000 -Uh, is Pedro here? -Yes. 31:26.000 --> 31:28.040 -[Pedro] Come in. -[chuckles] Oh. Hello. 31:29.280 --> 31:30.199 [Pedro exhales] 31:30.800 --> 31:32.439 -Who's that? -The maid. 31:32.520 --> 31:34.720 Oh. I don't think anyone saw me. 31:34.800 --> 31:38.840 "Immanuel Kant, principle of causation." 31:39.320 --> 31:40.159 Raúl. 31:40.240 --> 31:43.959 "Nietzsche, great man. God. God's dead." 31:44.040 --> 31:46.040 He's got a date with a chick who's really smart. 31:46.120 --> 31:48.159 -Nope, she's not smart. -[chuckles] 31:48.240 --> 31:51.560 Raúl, come on, man. You're gonna be late. Come on. Let's go. 31:51.639 --> 31:52.919 -[Raúl exhales] -[Pedro hums] 31:53.480 --> 31:56.320 [sighs] Oh, these flowers are lovely. 31:56.399 --> 31:58.760 He got them from his boss 'cause he's an alpha. 32:00.280 --> 32:03.399 Mm, get out. What are you doing, dude? 32:04.480 --> 32:06.080 -Beverage? -[gasps] No. 32:07.199 --> 32:10.399 No, thank you. Uh, I can get one. 32:14.040 --> 32:15.959 I used to live in this house last year. 32:21.280 --> 32:22.280 Okay. 32:23.840 --> 32:24.959 What do we do? 32:25.040 --> 32:27.480 [sighs] 32:27.560 --> 32:29.919 [clicks tongue] What's up with you and your boss? 32:31.800 --> 32:33.840 -Uh, nothing. -Hmm. 32:33.919 --> 32:35.800 Hey, it turns out women also send flowers. 32:35.879 --> 32:36.840 Uh, yeah. 32:38.080 --> 32:41.320 Sweetie, if this is the typical, "I'll get back with her out of revenge." 32:41.399 --> 32:44.080 -"Then get rid of her"-- -No. I want to be with you. 32:44.600 --> 32:46.959 But like a real couple that live together. 32:47.040 --> 32:48.080 [Daniela] Mm. 32:49.040 --> 32:51.159 [kisses] You're the woman of my dreams. 32:52.879 --> 32:54.959 And I want us to have a project together. 32:55.959 --> 32:59.120 -And grow old together. -[laughing] 32:59.199 --> 33:02.439 -[Pedro exhales] -Sorry. 33:03.120 --> 33:06.840 Sorry. It's just you sound so weird when you get all romantic like that. 33:06.919 --> 33:08.560 No, I'm being serious. [exhales] 33:08.639 --> 33:11.399 Uh, Pedro, I don't know. It's just you let me down. 33:11.480 --> 33:13.760 I'm worried I'm making a mistake again. 33:14.320 --> 33:15.879 And my sister thinks so too. 33:16.600 --> 33:18.240 Well, Patricia really likes me. 33:18.320 --> 33:21.240 Patri comes from a culture that's so sexist. She's not objective. 33:21.320 --> 33:22.800 Hey, I got deconstructed, okay? 33:22.879 --> 33:26.360 I have a diploma. I'll get it. Stefan! 33:27.560 --> 33:31.040 -Oh, boy, he's bringing it. -[Pedro] Stefan, where's my diploma? 33:31.120 --> 33:32.040 [Stefan] Diploma? 33:32.560 --> 33:35.080 Well, yes, yes. I'm very Aristotelian. 33:35.159 --> 33:36.360 [Eva] Mm-hmm. 33:36.439 --> 33:41.280 I mean, his metaphysics was more… more critical than Plato's. 33:41.360 --> 33:43.600 But at the same time, it was constructive. 33:44.199 --> 33:46.800 Well, actually, the terminology of metaphysics was coined 33:46.879 --> 33:48.040 by Andronicus of Rhodes. 33:48.120 --> 33:49.639 He edited his works. 33:49.719 --> 33:51.520 Oh, so you know about philosophy? 33:51.600 --> 33:53.080 Not much. 33:53.159 --> 33:55.959 As much as anyone who's curious about the basics of life, you know? 33:56.719 --> 33:58.280 And literature? What about that? 33:58.360 --> 33:59.760 What century? 34:00.360 --> 34:01.480 The… 34:03.240 --> 34:04.439 19th century. 34:04.520 --> 34:06.000 Oh. My favorite. 34:06.080 --> 34:08.279 Jane Austen, Lord Byron, 34:08.360 --> 34:11.960 Dickens, Victor Hugo, Gertrudis Gómez de Avellaneda. 34:12.600 --> 34:13.639 Who? 34:13.719 --> 34:15.799 People talk about Rosalía de Castro, 34:15.880 --> 34:19.600 but for me, Emilia Pardo Bazán was the intellectual of her era. 34:19.679 --> 34:23.639 Look, she wrote novels, critiques, essays, poetry, theater. 34:23.719 --> 34:26.600 She was a translator and even an advocate for women's rights. 34:26.679 --> 34:28.080 You got any ibuprofen? 34:28.159 --> 34:30.600 Do you feel bad? If you want, we can hang another day. 34:30.679 --> 34:32.000 No, no, I've got this far. 34:32.080 --> 34:34.799 Oh, just wait. I'll get you a naproxen with esomeprazole. 34:34.880 --> 34:36.920 -It absorbs much faster. -Hmm. 34:42.520 --> 34:44.440 Have you read all these books? 34:44.520 --> 34:46.440 [Eva] I don't sleep much, and I don't have a TV. 34:49.199 --> 34:53.199 It's crazy, but it's true that a black hole emits radiation. 34:53.280 --> 34:56.239 Yes, because according to uncertainty principle by Heisenberg, 34:56.319 --> 34:58.000 when a quantum fluctuation occurs 34:58.080 --> 35:00.640 and a particle-antiparticle pair is created, 35:00.720 --> 35:04.280 the possibility that one of them is created behind the event horizon 35:04.360 --> 35:05.400 is not zero. 35:05.480 --> 35:09.560 No, no. And that radiation causes the singularity to lose mass. 35:09.640 --> 35:11.960 -[chuckles] -This isn't working out. 35:12.040 --> 35:13.240 What isn't? 35:13.319 --> 35:17.280 Us two. It's great when we don't speak, but then… 35:17.360 --> 35:19.839 I mean, if you don't want a serious relationship, that's fine. 35:19.920 --> 35:22.200 -You can say that. -No, no, I do want it. 35:22.880 --> 35:25.080 But you're overqualified for the position. 35:31.120 --> 35:33.319 Hello. I'm Pedro Aguilar, 35:33.400 --> 35:36.680 and I wanted to take advantage of this beautiful day to tell you all 35:36.760 --> 35:38.080 that I made a mistake. 35:38.839 --> 35:40.720 And there's nothing wrong with doing that. 35:41.240 --> 35:44.880 By embracing my vulnerability, I realized that my attitude was just a front, 35:44.960 --> 35:49.040 because masculinity in society also oppresses men as well. 35:49.120 --> 35:53.360 We shouldn't try to legitimize patriarchy, but convert ourselves into feminist men. 35:53.440 --> 35:56.880 -Like I did. [laughs] -And we're back together! 35:57.839 --> 35:59.680 -[Daniela laughs] -[Pedro] Oh, darling! 35:59.760 --> 36:02.920 [clears throat] Uh, what about the weight of your balls? 36:03.000 --> 36:05.280 [Santi] You posted it because she asked you to, right? 36:05.360 --> 36:08.440 No shit. Why else would I make a fool of myself like that? 36:08.520 --> 36:10.799 Uh, Santi, dude, you, uh… 36:10.880 --> 36:13.440 I think you were right. Ulises is a pervert. 36:13.520 --> 36:14.839 We caught him watching porn. 36:14.920 --> 36:16.000 No way. 36:16.080 --> 36:17.040 But how old is your son? 36:17.120 --> 36:18.680 -Eleven. -And a half. 36:18.760 --> 36:22.200 Imagine if we had access to all the porn in the world at his age. 36:22.280 --> 36:25.080 [laughs] We wouldn't have survived our adolescence. 36:25.160 --> 36:27.000 The new generations are totally screwed. 36:27.080 --> 36:30.120 Hey, and you're a policeman. Haven't you heard of controls for parents? 36:31.560 --> 36:32.799 Who you calling? 36:32.880 --> 36:35.520 Patrick. Uh, what's up? Uh, look. It's me, Santi. 36:35.600 --> 36:38.240 Uh, no, no, no, it's quick. I'll be quick here, uh… 36:38.319 --> 36:41.000 Do you teach deconstructing masculinity courses for boys? 36:41.080 --> 36:43.200 You mean prevention of masculinity? 36:43.280 --> 36:45.680 You'd really strike gold. Yeah, yeah. 36:45.760 --> 36:48.360 Because, come on, it's like vaccinating them against being sexist. 36:48.440 --> 36:50.720 Okay, but think about it. Think about it, Pat. 36:51.960 --> 36:55.400 Okay. Well, let's see if he does it. Then you can take him. 36:55.480 --> 36:57.920 -[Luis] Hmm. -Shh! Hey, he's coming. He's coming. 37:01.839 --> 37:03.040 -Shh! -[Santi, Luis] Hey! 37:03.120 --> 37:06.040 -Hey. -What's up, fellas? A beer for me. 37:06.799 --> 37:09.280 -How was your date? -[Raúl] Not good. 37:09.359 --> 37:11.600 Going out with a smart girl, it's mentally draining. 37:11.680 --> 37:15.520 Look, Raúl, they can't be taller than you. They can't be smarter than you. 37:15.600 --> 37:17.440 You're limiting the market a lot now. 37:17.520 --> 37:21.440 -[Luis chuckles] -Well, it's time, my dudes. 37:21.520 --> 37:24.240 The three of us have been talking, and as your friends, 37:24.319 --> 37:26.000 your friends for life, actually, 37:26.080 --> 37:29.080 we think we have a right to know who else you're hanging out with besides us. 37:29.680 --> 37:31.480 You're ruining a basic rule of friendship. 37:33.319 --> 37:35.080 Friends shouldn't behave like your girlfriend. 37:35.160 --> 37:36.920 -Who's the idiot that told you that? -He did. 37:37.000 --> 37:40.600 Uh, dude, it's been a long time, so it kind of hurts. 37:40.680 --> 37:42.440 It feels like you're cheating on us. 37:43.560 --> 37:47.080 Okay. I've been hanging out with Diego and his friends. 37:47.160 --> 37:48.839 [gasps] 37:48.920 --> 37:50.000 Gays? 37:50.080 --> 37:52.240 Yes. So what? I'm the straight one. 37:52.319 --> 37:54.319 And I mean, they give me stuff that you guys don't. 37:54.400 --> 37:56.200 Oh. Give you what? 37:56.280 --> 37:59.280 Well, for example, they ask me how I feel, which you guys never do. 37:59.359 --> 38:01.839 Come on, if something happens, you'll tell us, no? 38:01.920 --> 38:03.839 And they notice if I get my hair cut. 38:03.920 --> 38:04.880 You got a haircut? 38:04.960 --> 38:08.280 See? And with you guys, I never feel comfortable enough to cry. 38:08.880 --> 38:10.560 -They saw you crying? -What? 38:10.640 --> 38:12.319 [Raúl] So, I'm sorry, 38:12.400 --> 38:14.560 but I want our friendship to be open. 38:20.600 --> 38:22.319 Can we think about it for a while? 38:22.400 --> 38:24.799 [classical music playing] a while?