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[classical music playing]

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Villa Sunset from Thursday to Sunday,
a long weekend.

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Look at that view. Should I book it?

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Hell no. I'm not going to Ibiza, dude.
We're way too old for that.

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No, I meant like an old guys' getaway.
Go with ladies.

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And the kids can come too.

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No, not the kids, no.

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Nothing more deconstructed
than going to Ibiza with your partner.

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And we should celebrate
that we're all coupled up again.

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You're back with Daniela.
I'm back with Luz.

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You're still with Esther, and you…

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-[groans]
-[Raúl] You're trans.

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So bring your inner woman.

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[groans] To be honest,

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I mean, going offline and getting away
from this shitstorm might be good for me.

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Well, damn, Santi agrees
with our plan. [laughs]

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You guys can all go right ahead.
Esther and I have to work.

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So, ask for a few days off
for family issues.

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We've already used them all up.

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You have to go on leave for mental health.

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Say you're sad about
getting ignored at crosswalks.

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If you want, I'll hit you with my scooter.

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-[chuckling]
-I'll go ask Esther and let you know.

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-Pussy-ass.
-Patriarchal.

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Come on. Let's go.
We're forgetting how to have fun.

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This could be the last time
we all get to go on vacation.

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What, why?

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What if the Chinese send over
another pandemic and we perish?

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[Pedro exhales]

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[slurps]

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ALPHA MALES

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[exhales]

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We're going to Ibiza.

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-Ibiza again? No. No, no, no, no.
-With the girls, the whole group of us.

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Okay, then.
I'd kill for a vacation right now.

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[Iris] You're hurting me!

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What do we do with the kids?
The kids are not coming.

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Oh, no. That wouldn't be a vacation.

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-[Iris] Stop it! Mom!
-Who can babysit them for four days?

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If I did a squat every time they yelled
"Mom," I'd have an ass like Beyoncé.

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-Should we dump them on your sister?
-[Iris] Mom!

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She can't. She's got a boob job next week.

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-Oh. Uh, well, then.
-[Iris] Mom!

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-Luis, there's only one option.
-[Ulises] Got you! What now?

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[beeps]

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960 euros to look after the kids
for four days.

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We're getting robbed.

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Ninety-six hours at ten bucks
an hour. That's just market price.

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-They're your grandkids.
-They're a pair of demons.

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No, stop right there.

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Ulises is a little confused
because of prepubescence.

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-But Iris is a sweetheart.
-No less than 800.

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Isn't it better if I just Venmo you?
Someone might steal your purse.

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No, cash. Otherwise, your dad'll find out.

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All right, enjoy yourselves.
You both deserve it.

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You should've haggled her down
more than that.

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With that money,
we could have gone to Paris.

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No, no, not Paris, no.

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Hey, I'll help you.

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Where's the truck? They on lunch break?

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-Hey, I got it.
-Huh?

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Huh?

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Wow! My coin collection binder.

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-You're storing this, aren't you?
-No, why?

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Hello.

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Hey. Santi.

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-[chuckles] How are you? I'm Isra.
-Fine, and you?

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Well, a lot to do here.

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Blanca mentioned you play the paddle.
Maybe we can have a game sometime.

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-Can you excuse us a minute? Thank you.
-[Isra] Yeah. I'll be right here.

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Blanca, what the hell is going on?
Who is that guy?

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Isra. My body number 15.

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It's 'cause his wife caught us,
and she kicked him out.

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Wait, listen.

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He was gonna leave her, but everything
got out of control really quick.

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Blanca, but we agreed
that you were gonna move out.

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-Not start bringing people--
-It'll be for a few days. That's it.

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Then why are you opening boxes?

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Honey. Chewie. Where can I put her?

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What the hell?

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That's his first pet. He loves that dog.

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And my grandpa was a taxidermist.

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[Blanca chuckles] Hang on a sec, Isra.

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Hey, guess we have a dog now. [chuckles]

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-Blanca, this Sunday I'm going to Ibiza.
-[exhales]

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When I get back, I don't wanna see
that coin collector, taxidermist weirdo

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in my house anymore. Hmm?

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For a woman, you really lack empathy.

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What, another trip
for pathetic 40-year-olds, hmm?

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Uh, no, wiseass.

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I'm going with my friends,
but it'll be chill.

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And they're bringing their partners.

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Oh, cool. And who are you going with?

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[sighs]

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You're inviting us to Ibiza?

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You're serious? What's going on?

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Yeah, I guess we're just growing up.
Who knows?

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I don't know, hon, going on vacation,
given how things are between us,

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it feels like
you're shooting yourself in the foot.

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It's kind of like an anti-stress retreat
to improve the quality of my semen.

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Pedro, in the hypothetical scenario,

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which right now it is hypothetical,
that you and I have a child together,

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we'll get a donor, and that's that.

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It's an option, but I think
it's like entering a genetic lottery.

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Sort of like
we're raising some stranger's kid.

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No, if we go to London, it's not.

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Over there, you can choose the donor
in a catalog, like with cars.

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[chuckles] So, you've done research
on it all.

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It's something
that concerns me quite a lot.

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[exhales] Yeah, but, um, I think it's best
to discuss this on the beach over mojitos.

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Do not ruin the trip, please.
That's all I'm asking you.

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Oh, I'll be so good. You'll see.
This'll do wonders for my semen.

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Shut up about your semen.

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Hey, we're taking Patricia with us, right?

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-Why?
-I'm not leaving those two alone.

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[scoffs] Too late for that.

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You're bringing all this for four days?

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My toiletry bag, hairdryer,
and straightener take up a lot of room.

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Straightener? I'm just gonna wear
a ponytail.

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[whistles] We're going to Ibiza, people!

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-[Raúl] Hmm.
-They're bringing their maid, too?

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We won't have to do any chores.

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God, you're also bringing
your whole wardrobe, Daniela?

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All my looks, all my things.

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Should have told us you were
checking luggage. That changes everything.

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-I bet you're gonna lose them.
-No, dude. I'd die.

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-Thank you.
-Patri, we'll be back on Monday.

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-I'll miss you, my love.
-[chuckles]

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-God damn.
-[Santi] Excuse me! Hey!

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Excuse me, excuse me.
Right here. Thanks. Here we are.

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The taxi took a while 'cause the driver
made a comment that I felt wasn't--

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Well, uh, doesn't matter.

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We said no kids, dude.

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-I'm 18, you dumbass.
-Álex.

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-See? Now I feel like a bad mother.
-[both click tongue]

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Hey, man. Dude,
can you get me another beer?

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More wine, these cups are small.

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-You're gonna get me in trouble, you guys.
-[Luis] Here you go.

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Influ-lady, you're not eating
those sandwiches, are you?

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She wouldn't dream
of eating anything containing butter.

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-[sighs] The maid is in business class.
-Mm.

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I guess we're just being stingy.

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Why spend all that money
for a 50-minute flight?

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[Luis] Hmm.

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I hope their bags get lost.

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Love it, fellow travelers,
you know? [laughs]

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Father and daughter
having a little quality time.

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Because the truth is,
I should say it more often,

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but I really love you, honey.

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And, you know, I think it all the time.
I do. I wanna tell you.

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Like, I kind of feel embarrassed
to tell you,

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but that's what I really feel.

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I love you more than words can express.

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What?

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No.

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-My God!
-[all laughing]

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-Pretty incredible!
-God damn!

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-Holy shit!
-Fucking amazing!

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Check this out. Long live the first world.

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-Sorry.
-[Luis] Now that's some swimming pool.

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It's a lot bigger than yours.

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-It's the same.
-Saltwater pool.

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That's stupid. The sea's right there.

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Should we pick our bedrooms? Go!

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[shouting]

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Luis, hurry!

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Relax. I bet they're all the same size.

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No, no, they're not the same at all.
We got the room for twin boys.

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-Hey, it's not that bad.
-My God!

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Towels.

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Hey, can we please switch rooms with you?

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-No.
-You aren't supposed to be having sex.

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Move the nightstand
and put the beds together.

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It's not like we'll even be here
that much. The room's for sleeping.

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I wanna see how the kids are doing.

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What? No, they're at school right now.

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Forget about the kids, all right?

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This time's for us.

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All right, that's true.
That's true. Is there wine here?

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Honey, we've been
in parent-mode for so long

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that we've forgotten
how to function as a couple.

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And that's the cause of all our problems.
Like your affair with that gym trainer.

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Are you ever gonna forgive me?

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Hmm, don't think so.

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-That's just an example.
-Okay.

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We're heading out
for lunch by the beach. Come on!

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Oh, yeah, a grungy little beach bar
with wine spritzers

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and fried seafood platters. Oh!

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-[dance music playing]
-[cheering]

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I don't think
they serve wine spritzers here.

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What are all these people
celebrating? Are those the Kardashians?

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Twenty-five euros
for a Margherita pizza? Are you serious?

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-Let's get some sangria.
-Champagne sangria.

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-Champagne, what for?
-To celebrate we're all together for once.

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I'll pay for the house.
The rest, show tits.

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-Patriarchal.
-Okay, then we show our dicks.

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Hey, that reminds me.
What exactly did Ángela do to you?

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-Why bring that up now?
-Oh, my brain heard "dick." That's all.

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She invited him over to her house,
claiming it was for work,

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and then she asked for a foot massage.

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No, she didn't ask at all.
She just put her feet in my lap.

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Yeah, right. That's harassment?
That's just flirting, honestly.

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[Santi] Shift it around.

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Imagine you and your male boss are on
your way to a meeting, and he gropes you.

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She groped you?

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Well, she just touched my leg.

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[Raúl] She spilled coffee on him

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just so he'd have to change
his shirt in front of her.

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[Luis] She gave him a shirt,

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gave the option
of changing in the men's room.

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She's just being nice. My boss
won't give me a new air freshener.

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Is that the only reason
why they fired her?

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I told him to give her a regular fuck.

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-But he wouldn't listen.
-Uh, what? Hmm, a regular fuck?

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-Or…
-I don't know. I think they exaggerated.

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-I'm just shocked by all of you.
-[Santi] Harvey Weinstein, he's a monster.

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But if it's a woman, it's flirtation?

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It wasn't feet
Harvey Weinstein put on their laps.

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How many female rapists
do you know, Santi?

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-Is that relevant?
-Can we talk about something else?

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I suggest that we don't argue, okay?
We've been on the island for two hours.

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So no talking about sexism, feminism,
or anything else that ends in "ism."

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That's right. Let's just talk less
and drink more.

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Still waiting on our sangria.
Hey, psst! Yo, hey!

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Plan for tomorrow. We'll hire a yacht,
sail out to Formentera.

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-Come on. A yacht?
-Jimmy says a client canceled.

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He'll give it to us for half price.

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-What about the fuel? They burn a lot.
-It'll be cheap, split between everyone.

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How about we get some sun on the beach?

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-We could rent a pedal boat with a slide.
-[Raúl] I can sail it.

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-We don't need a skipper.
-No, we need a skipper. Yeah. [chuckles]

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We could even play beach volleyball.

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-Tell him yes. Let's have some fun.
-I already told him.

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-Seriously, you brought a book to Ibiza?
-Check it out, true love. Hmm?

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Move, asshole! You're not hot enough
to be in the picture.

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If we change the locks and just squat here
for a year, what do you think'll happen?

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I don't know.
You tell me. You're the lawyer.

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[Luz] Mm.

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I made us a batch of good old regular,
no-champagne sangria.

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It's a lot nicer and way cheaper.

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You gonna be drinking
the whole time we're here?

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We're on vacation, hon.

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-Dad, I'm heading out. Got a date.
-Hmm? Who with? What are you--

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-Love you.
-But hey, hey! I love you too.

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Honey, yes, but… but send me
your location in real time, okay?

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-It'll drain my battery.
-Yeah, but, honey, uh…

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Who does she know in Ibiza?

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They're talking about Mr. Santiago
on the television.

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[Raúl] Santiago's on TV.

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But after identifying as a woman,
they keep calling themselves Santiago?

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-Where are you taking that?
-Gimme a break.

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If you say you're a woman, you're a woman.

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-I mean, this guy's really got some nerve.
-We should respect his gender.

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[man] If I start telling people

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that I feel like a squid,
you have to respect me.

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Address me as a mollusk.

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Just a moment, everyone.
The program has looked into this story,

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and it looks as though this woman,
Santiago Peralta,

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as an act of revenge,

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leaked an intimate video
of a female coworker who rejected him.

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-It wasn't for revenge, damn it!
-[woman] I think he's messing with us.

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What does sexual orientation
have to do with gender identity?

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[woman] In fact,
he has an active profile on Tinder,

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where he describes himself
as the following.

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"A man who is crunchy
on the outside, soft on the inside."

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We spoke to Lorena,
one of his past Tinder dates.

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-That was all Álex.
-[woman] What do you think of Santiago?

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-[Lorena] Your typical sexist pig.
-Fuck!

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I mean, not once during our date did he
tell me he considered himself a woman.

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They're really going overboard
with this, hmm?

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Santi.

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Santiago.

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Don't take it so hard.

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Oh!

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-[Luz] Santi.
-Yeah.

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-Wanna smoke? I brought some weed.
-Not what I need now. No.

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You brought that on the plane?

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-Mm-hmm.
-Good thing we didn't go to Thailand.

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-You'd get 20 years.
-[cell phone rings]

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Marisa, what's going on?

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[Marisa] "Crunchy on the outside
and soft on the inside." Seriously?

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Okay, it's just that my Tinder was run
by my daughter.

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-She made that up because--
-Santi, please just tell me the truth.

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Are you a woman or not?

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Mm, well, I feel
like I'm more gender-fluid.

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Go find yourself another lawyer, asshole.

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We've had to fight too long
for some sneaky jackass like you

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to come and take advantage
of our hard-earned rights.

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-[line clicks, beeps]
-Marisa? Mari--

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[whimpers]

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Holy shit.

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Fuck it. Mm. You--

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[coughing] Oh, shit.

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Do you take inclusivity cases?

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Santi, you're not a woman.

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Uh, how do you know that?

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What is a woman? Hmm?

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Don't be such a TERF.

12:59.760 --> 13:02.599
We got a plan.
Jimmy got us a table at Roto this evening.

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Everybody go get dolled up.

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[Santi] God damn it!

13:04.760 --> 13:06.520
So we're not spending the evening here?

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We could have dinner and play Pictionary.

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Relax a little, my love.
Stop complaining and enjoy.

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Luis, we're gonna have
to take out a fucking loan.

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So we'll take out a loan. [grunts]

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[grunts]

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Patri, you don't need to cook.

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We're going out for dinner tonight, okay?

13:22.079 --> 13:24.880
Well, okay, yes. Make spinach omelets
for the boat tomorrow.

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You're coming, right?

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Who, me? I can't swim.

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Just soak in some rays, like a queen.

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You know, vitamin D
is very good for the baby.

13:33.320 --> 13:36.120
Uh, hon? Can we talk for a quick second?

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What's the matter?

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[panting]

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[Daniela] Oh, God. When the hell was this?

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No, this is live video. Stefan is screwing
someone right now on our sofa.

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Hmm. Wait, wait!
Isn't that the neighbor's housekeeper?

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I don't care who it is.
This guy's a piece of shit.

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[Daniela exhales]

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What do we do now?

13:53.120 --> 13:54.199
What do we do?

13:54.280 --> 13:56.240
Hey, Stefan! Hey, man, you're fired!

13:56.320 --> 13:59.320
No, don't fire him now.
He might steal some of our things!

13:59.400 --> 14:02.000
No, you're not fired,
but you and I need to talk soon.

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I meant, what are we gonna do
about Patri? She's crazy in love.

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Right, and crazy pregnant.

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[sighs] Maybe she won't want
to raise a kid alone.

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You keep insisting that she shouldn't
have it, but it's none of our business.

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Yes, it is.
We're the ones paying for her wedding.

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And the divorce. Luz has got it covered.

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I would tell Patri.

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Look, let's go have dinner
and think it all over.

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I'm gonna shower. I don't want them
to use up all the hot water.

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[exhales]

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Hey, Stefan, not in the garage either!

14:30.040 --> 14:31.439
[Stefan panting]

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Thanks.

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Should've warned us. My God, I look like
their housekeeper, for fuck's sake.

14:50.599 --> 14:53.199
-I think you look great, hon.
-Luis, they're all wearing stilettos.

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Look at my feet. I'm here
in wedge sandals like my grandma.

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It's just a question of self-confidence.
I think we look good. Yeah.

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Those guys at the swingers' club
didn't think so.

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Would you lose the attitude already?

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This is costing us an arm and a leg,
and you've been grumpy all day long.

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[muffled dance music playing]

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-Who are you calling at this hour?
-I wanna make sure the kids are in bed.

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-[Luis sighs]
-[line rings]

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Whose idea was it
to give this girl a makeup kit?

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How are things going, Mom?

15:16.520 --> 15:17.920
I should've never lowered my rate.

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Put the kids to bed now. It's late.

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Don't you dare question
my ability as a grandmother, okay?

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-Mom, we love you.
-[beeps]

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You see? Everything's fine.

15:25.640 --> 15:28.160
Will you relax now
and try to enjoy yourself a little?

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My God.

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I'm finding it hard.

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-To life!
-Cheers!

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-[glasses clink]
-I love you, assholes!

15:38.760 --> 15:41.360
[Luis] Bottoms up, another round.
Turn that frown upside down.

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Let's see how much they charge.

15:43.280 --> 15:45.240
Champagne with sparklers,
a guaranteed rip-off.

15:45.319 --> 15:48.319
[Santi] Uh, hi, Álex,
you never sent me your location.

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You're not answering my messages, hmm?
Are you alive? I don't know.

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Come on, dude. Leave your daughter alone.
She's an adult now.

15:54.479 --> 15:56.599
So you think
18-year-olds don't get kidnapped?

15:56.680 --> 15:58.839
Hey, have you decided
to tell Patricia or not?

15:58.920 --> 16:00.199
How would you guys handle it?

16:00.280 --> 16:02.280
Here's to Stefan. What a guy! [laughing]

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I wouldn't tell her.

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[Luz] Maybe an open relationship.

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Those two? I don't think so.

16:06.160 --> 16:08.240
-You're gonna fire him, right?
-You better believe it.

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You know, unless he says
that he feels like a woman.

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-Again, bro?
-[Daniela] She's so in love.

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[Pedro] She's not in love.
They've been together two months.

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-She's a bitch in heat.
-Patriarchal.

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She's infatuated.

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-And what's the difference?
-That's what's so dangerous. Can't tell.

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[Raúl] We got a plan.

16:23.079 --> 16:25.880
Jimmy got us a table
at Pacha nightclub for drinks later on.

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Oh, so, we're going out?

16:28.079 --> 16:29.839
You old farts, we're in Ibiza!

16:29.920 --> 16:31.319
-I'm down.
-[Pedro] Me too.

16:31.839 --> 16:33.359
[Santi] We're sailing in the morning.

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You can take a nap
on the high seas tomorrow.

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Santiaga, don't speak.
I'll go get us another bottle, okay?

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-I bet it'll be with sparklers.
-This doesn't happen all the time.

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-[laughing]
-[chattering]

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[dance music playing]

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[laughing]

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[Esther] My God, you're amazing!

16:49.520 --> 16:51.199
[laughing continues]

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[laughing]

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[Pedro] Yeah. Yeah!
Come on! The water's warm!

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-[Esther] I love you.
-Ooh!

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[ship horn blows]

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Dear God, I feel like a dead man walking.

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My fucking neck hurts like hell.

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So, how's the sea looking?

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We can't cancel it now?

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Come on, guys.
We'll drop anchor and have a swim.

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We're gonna feel good as new.

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The sea heals everything.
Right here, this is it.

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-Holy shit.
-[Esther splutters] I… I…

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I don't think
this boat ride thing is a good idea.

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[man] Good morning.

17:35.200 --> 17:36.240
You sure?

17:38.960 --> 17:39.800
[Esther chuckles]

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Dramamine?

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I can't take that. I'm pregnant.

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Dramamine?

17:57.120 --> 17:58.480
-[cork pops]
-Cheers!

17:58.560 --> 18:00.840
What a pain in the ass! Really? Dick!

18:01.919 --> 18:02.840
Hey, sweetie, no!

18:02.919 --> 18:05.320
Come on, what are you doing?
Don't take that off, come on.

18:05.399 --> 18:06.600
Breasts are often sexualized.

18:06.680 --> 18:09.120
-But they aren't actually sexual organs.
-I don't care.

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Just don't show
my friends your boobs. Come on.

18:13.800 --> 18:15.360
[Esther] This is pretty damn awesome.

18:15.440 --> 18:17.080
Why wasn't I born rich, huh?

18:17.680 --> 18:19.520
Wanna ask him to take his shirt off?

18:19.600 --> 18:22.080
Hey, hon! You want some lotion?

18:22.600 --> 18:25.000
No, no, don't ask him
to take anything off.

18:25.560 --> 18:28.720
I don't really like how this guy sails.
Too much rocking around.

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I could've done it better than him.

18:46.040 --> 18:49.399
Luis, can you take a photo for Facebook?

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-Luis, come on!
-[Luis] Coming!

18:59.080 --> 19:01.399
-[laughing] Hey.
-[chuckles]

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-Here, I'll take one of the two of you.
-Oh, yeah.

19:03.520 --> 19:06.360
Oh, no, no, no.
Let Luis take a picture of us.

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-But, uh--
-Tomás, aren't you hot in that shirt?

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I'll take a little dip later.

19:10.960 --> 19:13.399
[Luis] Fourteen missed calls
from the kids' school?

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I've got 19.

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Why do they call you more than me?

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I'm the mother.
They must assume I'm more responsible.

19:19.440 --> 19:21.840
-Hmm. Well, they got that wrong.
-[line rings, beeps]

19:21.919 --> 19:22.800
[Erika] Hello, Esther.

19:22.880 --> 19:24.880
Erika, hi there. What's going on?

19:24.960 --> 19:27.080
Two boys were fighting
over Iris during recess.

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It seems that these two and a third from
another classroom are all her boyfriends.

19:30.640 --> 19:34.000
Uh, right. Well, having several
boyfriends is typical at that age.

19:34.080 --> 19:36.080
Well, then you grow up
and they hate you, you know.

19:36.159 --> 19:37.320
[chuckles] I don't know.

19:37.399 --> 19:40.800
Sure, but what isn't normal is for Iris
to say she's in an open relationship,

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just like her parents.

19:41.960 --> 19:43.679
Uh, uh, she said that, huh?

19:43.760 --> 19:46.720
[laughing] That's great.
Well, she must've heard that from us.

19:46.800 --> 19:48.520
Yeah, it's because we made a decision not

19:48.600 --> 19:51.440
to uphold the monogamous,
traditional model of partnership,

19:51.520 --> 19:53.200
which we consider very patriarchal,

19:53.280 --> 19:55.960
and that's the reason I attempted
to kiss you that one day.

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I haven't had the opportunity
to explain to--

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-You tried to fuck the teacher?
-She was sending out signals.

20:00.399 --> 20:02.320
-Excuse me.
-[Luis] You were touching your hair.

20:02.399 --> 20:05.440
-Embarrassing.
-Could we continue talking about Iris?

20:05.520 --> 20:08.200
Yes, because you don't call
30 times over a playground fight.

20:08.280 --> 20:11.280
One of the kids attacked
another one with a stick earlier.

20:11.360 --> 20:13.159
[inhales] He's been taken to the hospital.

20:13.240 --> 20:16.120
He's in surgery now.
They're trying to save the child's eye.

20:16.200 --> 20:19.560
Well, I think that… that the problem
has more to do with the boys

20:19.640 --> 20:21.720
and their masculinity. Very toxic, right?

20:21.800 --> 20:23.280
They're all mini sexist pigs.

20:23.360 --> 20:26.280
We'll be sure to talk to her, Erika.
Don't worry about it, okay?

20:26.360 --> 20:29.960
-[phone beeps]
-[sighs] We better go back to Madrid.

20:30.040 --> 20:32.040
[slurps] What are you saying?

20:32.120 --> 20:35.240
We're on vacation here.
Relax and enjoy yourself. Hmm?

20:35.320 --> 20:37.399
Say you're one of those non-binary folks.

20:37.480 --> 20:39.040
No way. I'm a big fraud.

20:39.120 --> 20:41.320
A shark can bite my dick off,
and I wouldn't die in peace.

20:41.399 --> 20:44.040
What would we put on the tombstone?
Man or woman?

20:44.960 --> 20:46.560
Just say "rest in peace." More inclusive.

20:46.640 --> 20:48.120
[laughing]

20:48.200 --> 20:50.200
[mocking laughter]

20:50.280 --> 20:53.320
-I'm gonna see if the rice is ready.
-Rice? We already have spinach omelets.

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How about you live a little, Santi?

20:58.000 --> 21:00.000
[all cheering]

21:00.919 --> 21:03.080
[chattering]

21:14.720 --> 21:15.600
Hey!

21:17.120 --> 21:19.440
You having a good time, Patri?

21:19.520 --> 21:20.960
-I told you. No big deal.
-[laughs]

21:21.600 --> 21:23.480
It's just too bad
that we couldn't bring Stefan.

21:23.560 --> 21:26.320
-Stefan. Um…
-[sighs]

21:26.880 --> 21:29.320
Thought I should ask, Patri.
So you've thought this through?

21:29.919 --> 21:33.560
No, I mean, because, um,
falling in love and infatuation

21:33.640 --> 21:35.520
are two concepts that sometimes,

21:35.600 --> 21:38.960
mm, get confused a little, you know?

21:39.040 --> 21:40.720
Walter Manuel really loves you.

21:40.800 --> 21:43.360
I love Stefan. He's the love of my life.

21:43.440 --> 21:44.440
I'm his princess.

21:44.520 --> 21:46.439
Yeah, yeah, uh, but the problem here

21:46.520 --> 21:49.760
is that a prince sometimes
can get distracted a little.

21:49.840 --> 21:52.640
And when the princess leaves the palace--

21:52.720 --> 21:55.840
Our love is pure.
The two of us are twin souls.

21:55.919 --> 21:57.080
Or triplets.

21:57.159 --> 21:59.880
Triplet souls? I don't understand.

22:00.480 --> 22:03.679
The Bulgarian's cheating on you.
On my sofa.

22:03.760 --> 22:06.480
[laughs] Impossible.

22:06.560 --> 22:08.040
I didn't want to, but…

22:09.720 --> 22:11.439
[panting]

22:18.120 --> 22:20.320
[sobbing]

22:22.320 --> 22:24.280
Patri, where… where are you going?

22:24.360 --> 22:25.760
Where are you going? Patri!

22:27.360 --> 22:28.320
Patri!

22:28.399 --> 22:31.840
[gasps] Patri! Pedro!

22:31.919 --> 22:33.960
-Pedro! Help!
-[ship powers off]

22:34.040 --> 22:35.520
-[Raúl] Tomás! Help!
-Pedro!

22:35.600 --> 22:37.439
-Man overboard!
-Patriarchal.

22:37.520 --> 22:39.520
[Daniela] Jump in and get her.
I can't see her.

22:39.600 --> 22:41.480
-Did you tell her?
-[Luis] Wait, what's going on?

22:41.560 --> 22:43.560
-Patri!
-Why the hell did you tell her?

22:43.640 --> 22:45.159
[Luis] Who are we talking about?

22:45.960 --> 22:48.520
-[panting]
-You're gonna put the flippers on? Really?

22:48.600 --> 22:49.720
What if she's sunk already?

22:49.800 --> 22:51.840
-Luis, go after her.
-[Raúl] I'll jump. I got it.

22:51.919 --> 22:53.200
I'll guide you from up here.

22:53.280 --> 22:55.960
-She's gonna drown. Help!
-[Luis] But is she wearing a life jacket?

22:56.040 --> 22:57.480
-Go, honey, hurry.
-Going.

22:58.200 --> 22:59.880
-[shouts]
-Patricia!

22:59.960 --> 23:01.240
[Daniela] Honey, go, go!

23:01.320 --> 23:02.880
[Luis] Hey, where are you going?

23:02.960 --> 23:04.840
-[Santi] Wait up! Wait!
-[Luis] Watch out!

23:04.919 --> 23:07.439
Over there. Hurry! See?
She can't swim. Get her.

23:07.520 --> 23:09.960
-I don't see her anywhere. Don't see her!
-I can't see her!

23:11.000 --> 23:12.439
-Patri!
-Patricia!

23:12.520 --> 23:14.760
-[Santi] Hey!
-I'm going in!

23:15.360 --> 23:17.120
[gasping, shouting]

23:19.360 --> 23:20.679
[Pedro] Patricia!

23:23.840 --> 23:24.880
Patri!

23:24.960 --> 23:26.720
-Oh, shit. Where'd they go?
-I don't see her.

23:33.200 --> 23:35.600
[all cheering]

23:35.679 --> 23:38.360
-I can't believe it.
-Oh, my God! She's fine.

23:38.439 --> 23:40.600
-[Pedro] Patricia!
-I can't see her! I can't see her!

23:40.679 --> 23:42.120
Agh! My legs are cramping.

23:42.200 --> 23:44.159
God damn it! Oh, God, a jellyfish.

23:44.240 --> 23:46.880
Oh, no, never mind. It's just a condom.
Oh, God, that's gross!

23:46.960 --> 23:48.679
Hey, he's got her. Come back. Hurry.

23:50.600 --> 23:52.640
I gave her ZzzQuil pills,
and they knocked her out.

23:52.720 --> 23:54.520
ZzzQuill? But isn't she pregnant?

23:54.600 --> 23:56.480
Stress is just as bad for the baby.

23:56.560 --> 23:57.919
Come on, if it weren't for Tomás,

23:58.000 --> 24:00.320
we'd still be out there
with the coast guard divers.

24:00.399 --> 24:01.720
So why didn't you girls jump in?

24:01.800 --> 24:04.760
-Equality when it fucking suits you.
-I'm out. Got a date now.

24:05.520 --> 24:08.240
Another date?
Weren't we gonna spend time together?

24:08.320 --> 24:11.000
-Dad, we've been together all day long.
-You've been sleeping.

24:11.080 --> 24:12.760
Love you. Bye.

24:12.840 --> 24:15.679
God. Who is she going out with
all the time?

24:15.760 --> 24:16.960
She's never been here.

24:17.040 --> 24:18.679
I still think we should go home right now.

24:18.760 --> 24:21.560
That child could lose an eye 'cause
of our daughter's open relationship.

24:21.640 --> 24:23.760
What are you,
a pediatric eye surgeon? Hmm?

24:23.840 --> 24:25.360
How are you gonna help?

24:25.439 --> 24:27.600
If you run someone over,
see them at the hospital.

24:27.679 --> 24:30.960
[Esther] Excuse me? Your daughter
drove the road test examiner into a ditch.

24:31.040 --> 24:33.600
She's still in the hospital,
and Álex didn't go see her.

24:33.679 --> 24:35.840
You had an accident?
But she said it was postponed.

24:35.919 --> 24:37.560
Yeah, she showed up to the test drunk.

24:37.640 --> 24:40.560
It was your fault because you told
her to drink some beer before the test.

24:40.640 --> 24:43.120
-What?
-I told her to drink one, so she'd relax.

24:43.200 --> 24:46.120
So, you almost killed
my daughter? I'm freaking out now.

24:46.200 --> 24:47.760
Let's not get confused now. Come on.

24:47.840 --> 24:51.560
No, I think it's the right time
to address the elephant in the room, hmm?

24:51.640 --> 24:55.000
-What elephant?
-The one here with the drinking problem.

24:59.120 --> 25:02.159
-Me?
-Or am I the only one who thinks this?

25:02.640 --> 25:04.439
Are you saying I'm an alcoholic?

25:05.560 --> 25:06.960
Santi, we're in Ibiza.

25:07.040 --> 25:09.080
The only ones not drinking here
are the fish.

25:09.159 --> 25:11.320
What are we doing tonight?
I'm gonna call Jimmy.

25:11.399 --> 25:12.399
No, no, leave Jimmy alone.

25:12.480 --> 25:14.720
Every time you call him,
it costs us another 500 euros.

25:14.800 --> 25:16.800
-[Raúl groans]
-Why don't we just stay in tonight?

25:16.880 --> 25:18.800
We can order pizza
and play some Pictionary.

25:18.880 --> 25:19.720
I'm with you.

25:19.800 --> 25:23.240
How about we watch your new pilot,
eh, Pedro? He hasn't let me watch it.

25:23.320 --> 25:24.159
Also like that plan.

25:24.240 --> 25:26.280
It's not worth watching now.
It's only the first cut.

25:26.360 --> 25:27.600
We gotta fix the audio--

25:27.679 --> 25:30.000
That's fine. Sounds like fun.

25:30.080 --> 25:32.800
All right, then,
pizza and the premiere of Alpha Males.

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-[woman] Fuck! I wanna fuck!
-[man] Raquel, just drink some coffee.

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[man 2] This is bullshit, man. I thought
our relationship was going great.

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[man] You mean how you cheated on her,
while she only slept with you?

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[man 2] The good ole days.

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[man] Son of a fucking bitch,
she seriously fucked her trainer?

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What a bitch. And here I was,
encouraging her to go to the gym.

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I can't fucking believe it.

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[man 3] Let it all out, man, but please,
can you lose the patriarchal tone?

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[man 2] Finally.
The testosterone's kicking in now.

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[woman 2] You know what's better?

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Besides making tons of money,
I'm actually having fun.

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No, I'm the fucking shit now.

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-Maybe that's pissing you off.
-[man 4] What?

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[woman 2] Gotta be a real man
to be with a successful woman.

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[man 4] The attention
isn't doing you any good.

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[woman 2] Attention
you're not getting isn't either.

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Dude, stop chewing my ear off.
You could deconstruct a fucking sandwich.

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No one is gonna deconstruct
my masculinity.

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[man 3] You're such an old fart.

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I think we were happier
when we just talked about bullshit.

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[man 3] Hey, you know
what this group needs? A gay friend.

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What'd I say?

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[clicks]

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[huffs]

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Like I said, it's only the first cut.
It's not final.

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-So you really think I'm that stupid?
-Honey, it's fiction.

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No, no, it's not fiction.
That's obviously us.

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So I'm the horny drunk lady in this story?

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I'm the cheated-on idiot.

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Does the studio pay you to write stories
or to tear down your friends?

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I'm not saying I didn't get inspiration
from a personal anecdote on occasion.

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On occasion? Those are our lives,
Pedro, like word for word.

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[Raúl] When we're talking to each other,

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we'll have to be like,
"Watch out, here comes Pedro."

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-I feel my character is the shit.
-It's not your character. It's fiction.

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If you're gonna use our lives,
you should pay us.

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It would help all this go down easier.

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-Nobody's gonna know it was you.
-So you're admitting it.

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-I'm not!
-That douchebag is me? No way.

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Hey, Pedro, the basis
of friendship is trusting each other.

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And being able to share personal stuff
without showing it on television!

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And I don't have a problem with alcohol.

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Come on, please. Come on, guys.

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Let's all… let's all
calm down a little. Hmm?

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Pedro has paid us all an homage.

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He's immortalized
our boring, insignificant existence.

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-I have over a million followers.
-Paid for, from what people say.

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So what? Friendship is
all about sharing, you know?

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-And that's it. Come on.
-All right, let's do some sharing then.

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I'd like to share
with Daniela that Pedro wanted

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to inseminate her
with his brother's semen.

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But… uh, from Fede?

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No, I swear I ruled him out straightaway.
Have you lost your mind or what?

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You're giving me
a hard time for using a sperm bank,

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and you wanted to get me pregnant
from your dumbass brother?

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-Wow!
-She can sue you for that.

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Daniela, please don't. I'll kill you!

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Hey, take notes, 'cause this'll be
your new material for season two.

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Did you fuck anyone else besides Carmen?

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What? No, my love, it's fiction.

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Oh, so now it's fiction.

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You're no saint either, okay?

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We can talk about
your thing with the father and son.

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[gasps]

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Oh, yes. Your friend shared that with me.

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-And Raúl got his cock sucked by a dude!
-Uh, uh, I didn't-- uhh…

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-Couples shouldn't have secrets.
-Getting out of hand.

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Call Jimmy to find out
where we're going tonight.

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I know she said it just to hurt me,
but I don't even care, okay?

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Because I have an open-minded girlfriend--

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Are you gay, Raúl?

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Hmm, no, no,
hetero-curious, but it was only a phase.

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Okay, just what I needed to hear.

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You screwed that other girl
in our threesome.

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You did everything you wanted to.

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-[Luz] Not the same.
-[Raúl] Matriarchal!

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-There's no such thing!
-There should be!

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-Your mother! Hi, sweetie.
-Hey, let's keep it civil.

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[Iris] Boys at school
were fighting over me.

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Uh, it's just, um, listen, honey,
we wanted to talk to you about that.

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Because Mom and Dad have an open
relationship, which is a grown-up thing--

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What do you mean, open relationship?
That's disgusting.

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Iris, not when Grandma's listening.

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If you don't like each other anymore,
get a divorce.

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-You're getting a divorce?
-Honey, honey, no, no.

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Tell your… tell your mother
to just shut up, damn it!

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-Mom, shut up!
-No!

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I just can't believe
that I gave you another chance

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and now you have the fucking nerve
to go off again and make fun of me.

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No, we both gave
each other a second chance.

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-You're the one who wrote to me.
-You sent me a message first.

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Pedro, come on,
I have the texts right here, hon.

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-Me too. Look here.
-[Santi] Let's see.

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-Well, that's it. She's pissed off.
-Shh!

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Thanks for tonight. Marvelous, guys.

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Look at the mess
with this open marriage bullshit.

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You said you were dying of boredom.

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-Well, I don't want it. I'm stressed out.
-I feel the same way.

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-You didn't say anything.
-Could have said something.

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Shh! Hold on. They're trying to find out
who looked more desperate. Come.

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Ha! Right here.

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"Hello."

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[splutters] Wait,
where did that "hello" come from?

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-I didn't write that.
-You did.

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-No.
-[Patricia] It was me.

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-[Daniela] Patri?
-You love each other.

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But you're both so stubborn.

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She scrubs, cooks for you,
and reconciles for you.

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She's the best maid ever. [laughs]

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Hmm.

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[exhales]

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[door opens]

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[judge sighs] All right. Let's see.

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Which case is this?

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-Oh.
-Right here, Your Honor.

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Ah.

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Santiago Peralta
against Ubi-- Ubizkuo, LLC,

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for wrongful dismissal.

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-That right?
-The guy who says he's a woman.

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-[judge] Don't you have a lawyer?
-Uh, no.

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[clears throat] No need for that,
Your Honor.

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I'd like to withdraw all charges.

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-Is that how you say it?
-Mr. Peralta. Mr. or Mrs.?

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Mister, Your Honor.

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That's what I wanted
to explain here to the bench today.

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I mean that… so, about a year ago,

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my friends and I enrolled in a course
about the deconstruction of masculinity,

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with Patrick Garay,
great guy, and it's the best.

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I recommend it to everybody. Hmm.

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Uh, so, the thing is that all of us
are still processing these concepts.

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For example, what is a man?

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Or what is a woman?

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No. It seems easy at first,
but it gets complicated.

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-Mr. Peralta, I--
-No, no, no, I'm getting there.

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I'm almost done. I swear.

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The thing is we had to reassess
everything we knew. Absolutely everything.

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[Luis] Hang in there, kid.
You're gonna be all right.

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High five.

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-[Santi] The way we speak, how we think.
-[sobbing]

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[Santi] The way
we interact with our partner,

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how we bring up our children.

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He's one-eyed.
I don't like him. Gonna dump him.

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Wait until the school year's done.
It's almost over.

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Mom, you shouldn't stay
'cause you pity them.

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-Not always, hmm?
-Huh? Wh--

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[Santi] The heteronormative
and monogamous couple is in crisis.

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We don't know who we are anymore
or what we like.

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Luz, but I'm not gay.

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For someone who's not gay,
you do a lot of gay things.

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But I had a beer in each hand.
I couldn't fend him off.

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And by the time I realized it,
he'd already taken it out.

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No details. Please spare me.

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Anyway, sexual orientation
is very fluid these days.

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-I thought you were all modern?
-Not to that level, not really.

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[Santi] We're even having
to rethink the way we reproduce.

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Daniela!

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Daniela!

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Thank you. Thanks.

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Daniela. Daniela!

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-[panting]
-Hey. Excuse me, your boarding pass, sir.

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Yes, I have one, but it's for Tel Aviv,
'cause the other flight's full. Daniela!

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Sorry, I can't let you past.

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The love of my life is about
to inseminate herself from a catalog,

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and I wanna be there.
That's her in the hat.

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You can get the next flight out.

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But that's not very romantic.

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In the movies,
they always let people pass.

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-Well, this isn't a movie, sir.
-Daniela!

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Pedro, forget about me. God!

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[Santi] What I mean is given
this huge onslaught of new concepts,

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it's easy to get lost.

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I wanna apologize if I've offended anyone.

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That wasn't my intention.

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You try to do right,
and things can turn out very wrong.

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I think that everyday life

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for the new man
in this modern era is hard, Your Honor.

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Really hard.

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So you got so deconstructed that,
in the end, you became a woman?

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No. No, no, uh, never mind.
You're not getting it.

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So, if she goes down
on a chick, she's experimenting.

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But if a guy does it to me, I'm gay?

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Where's the equality?

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That's what I said. Daniela can have
a kid whenever she feels like it.

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-And I can't.
-Isn't that just biology?

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Apparently, they're developing
an artificial uterus

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and a stem cell will be able
to replace the ovum.

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-Wanna have a baby, honey?
-[laughs]

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We deconstructed ourselves too soon.
Our society just isn't ready.

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Santiaga, this mess is all your fault.

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Stop teasing me, okay?
You're the reason why I lost my job.

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And we were doing so well.

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We should have spent all that money
for the course on dinner.

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-[Luis chuckles]
-No, we're doing fine, huh?

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Hey, this is like when you
move a potted plant to the soil.

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At the beginning,
it's a little hard for it, right?

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And then the leaves turn yellow,
and they fall off, but then it adapts,

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and it flowers up,
and it's much stronger than before.

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And I'm the gay one?

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I'm more lost than ever now.

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Maybe Patrick has an advanced course,
like a masters. I'll call him now.

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No way, man, fuck that.

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-No fucking way.
-She's such a pain in the ass.

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Patrick. Hey, hey, hey, it's, uh--
oh, okay.

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Hey, you never sent me
those T-shirts, the ones…

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The ones with "I don't self-destruct.
I deconstruct myself."

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Ah, great, great.
Then give me three mediums and one XL.

34:30.600 --> 34:32.360
Ah, wait, no. You know, that's too big…

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[continues indistinct]

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[classical music playing]
at's too big…