WEBVTT 00:05.960 --> 00:07.960 [classical music playing] 00:35.559 --> 00:38.800 [engine revs] 00:43.199 --> 00:46.080 [dance music playing] 00:46.160 --> 00:48.239 -Midlife crisis is going well. -[chuckles] 00:48.320 --> 00:49.840 I'm 48. 00:49.919 --> 00:51.360 Can it handle a race or not? 00:51.879 --> 00:53.400 [revving] 00:54.520 --> 00:56.120 Raúl, let's not be childish. 00:56.199 --> 00:59.360 -[tires screeching] -[exhales] 01:06.880 --> 01:08.759 Whoa! Asshole! 01:08.840 --> 01:10.040 What an idiot! 01:10.560 --> 01:12.720 Oh, son of a bitch, watch it! 01:14.560 --> 01:16.920 No, "bitch" is wrong. It's wrong. 01:18.119 --> 01:19.080 Let's see. 01:19.160 --> 01:21.560 ALPHA MALES 01:21.640 --> 01:24.640 I can't do anything about your fines. When will you get that through your head? 01:24.720 --> 01:26.759 It's his fault. He was teasing me about the car. 01:26.839 --> 01:27.759 Well, you fell for it. 01:27.839 --> 01:30.720 That was way out of line. Hey, you guys could have ran me over. 01:30.800 --> 01:31.920 What are you, a teenager? 01:32.000 --> 01:35.320 You're still a bunch of sexist pigs. Have you forgotten about the course? 01:35.399 --> 01:39.080 Hey, shut up about that damn course. Did it even help us get deconstructed? 01:39.160 --> 01:42.440 No, no, hold on a second. The both of you are not deconstructed. 01:42.520 --> 01:43.920 Come on, we tried it out. 01:44.000 --> 01:47.199 No, I'm serious. How has this new masculinity improved our lives? 01:48.160 --> 01:50.199 I'll tell you guys. It hasn't. We're worse off. 01:50.280 --> 01:51.479 [Santi] Oh, that's not true. 01:51.559 --> 01:55.039 Santi, you getting active consent cost you your job and your girlfriend. 01:55.119 --> 01:56.920 That was an error with my computer. 01:57.000 --> 01:58.679 Calling yourself a woman didn't help much. 01:58.759 --> 02:01.479 [Raúl] Poor Pedro had to report his boss for harassment. 02:01.559 --> 02:03.640 It wouldn't have been a problem if you just fucked her. 02:03.720 --> 02:04.960 That would've been perfect. 02:05.039 --> 02:08.039 Okay, how about Luis? Hmm? His open marriage is going well. 02:08.120 --> 02:09.120 It's going well? 02:09.199 --> 02:11.880 [Pedro] They think he's a creep at work and at his kids' school. 02:11.960 --> 02:13.560 I don't know how to read the signals. 02:13.640 --> 02:15.440 [Raúl] Luz left me for being hetero-curious. 02:15.519 --> 02:17.519 I never would've let a dude suck my dick before. 02:17.600 --> 02:19.560 Only happened to you. Don't go blaming the course. 02:19.640 --> 02:21.280 -Santi, enough, dude. -[cell phone chimes] 02:21.360 --> 02:23.799 We've been brainwashed by feminism. It's not even that bad-- 02:23.880 --> 02:25.000 Oh, shit, Daniela. 02:25.080 --> 02:27.160 -Huh? Where are you going? -She wants to see me! 02:27.239 --> 02:28.519 Desperate, are we? 02:29.040 --> 02:30.480 [sighs] 02:30.560 --> 02:33.600 Hey, stop saying those things in front of Pedro, or he'll put it in the series. 02:33.680 --> 02:35.920 I don't care. I want the whole world to know. 02:36.560 --> 02:38.200 I reject this new masculinity. 02:41.239 --> 02:42.120 You're with me, right? 02:43.880 --> 02:46.799 This is the way, Luis. No, no. Wait, wait. 02:46.880 --> 02:48.000 Luis, look at me. 02:57.920 --> 02:58.799 [grunts] 03:00.440 --> 03:01.400 [chuckles] 03:03.040 --> 03:04.560 [Daniela] I don't believe it. 03:04.640 --> 03:05.920 I mean, is this for real? 03:06.640 --> 03:08.280 -How are you? -Fine. 03:09.760 --> 03:11.959 -Oh. Right. -[both laugh] 03:12.440 --> 03:13.280 [Pedro sighs] 03:14.600 --> 03:15.720 You look so beautiful. 03:16.320 --> 03:18.600 Um, okay, first of all, 03:18.679 --> 03:22.320 thank you for the 100 euros you Venmoed me in 50-cent installments. 03:22.399 --> 03:25.040 -How nice. -Because you blocked me on everything. 03:26.040 --> 03:27.440 Did you at least read the memos? 03:27.519 --> 03:29.239 "I love you. I'm very sorry." 03:29.320 --> 03:30.679 "Come back. Forgive me." 03:30.760 --> 03:33.360 Not very original for someone who's a creative executive. 03:33.440 --> 03:35.000 It worked out eventually. 03:35.959 --> 03:36.880 I'm pregnant. 03:39.480 --> 03:43.320 -That's great. So awesome. -[chuckles] 03:43.399 --> 03:45.160 Congratulations, my love. 03:45.239 --> 03:48.160 I'm willing to get back together and take care of the child with you. 03:48.239 --> 03:49.880 -Whoever the father is. -No, no. 03:50.600 --> 03:51.799 Quite the opposite. 03:51.880 --> 03:54.000 I don't want to get back together. 03:54.079 --> 03:56.679 -But it's your child. -But… I don't get it. 03:56.760 --> 03:59.040 In London, they told me they couldn't inseminate me 03:59.119 --> 04:00.799 because I was already pregnant. 04:00.880 --> 04:01.799 By me? 04:02.480 --> 04:05.560 I'm gonna be a father? You mean, it's mine? 04:05.640 --> 04:06.920 -Yes, yours. -[chuckles] 04:07.000 --> 04:09.160 [gasps] From my semen? 04:09.239 --> 04:10.399 Yes. 04:10.480 --> 04:11.839 Then let's get back together. 04:11.920 --> 04:14.119 You wanna do this alone? I don't get a say in it? 04:14.200 --> 04:17.079 What the hell? I'm telling you about it to share the burden with me. 04:17.159 --> 04:19.440 Yeah, of course. I'm happy to do that, but I don't know… 04:19.959 --> 04:23.280 Uh, uh, what do we do now? 04:23.360 --> 04:25.920 The standard regulatory agreement for a breastfeeding baby. 04:26.000 --> 04:28.479 It's a progressive-shared custody and guardianship system. 04:28.560 --> 04:31.240 Since it's not born yet, it's split into three periods. 04:31.320 --> 04:32.160 [Pedro] Hold on. 04:32.240 --> 04:35.640 Well, us being parents was a project we started together. 04:35.720 --> 04:37.880 When we were happy and really excited about it, right? 04:37.960 --> 04:40.080 Look, Pedro, we've never been happy together. 04:40.160 --> 04:41.440 [Pedro scoffs] What? 04:41.520 --> 04:43.200 Well, I thought about it, 04:43.280 --> 04:45.080 and I don't know why I liked you, you know? 04:45.160 --> 04:47.200 [laughs] I don't know. 04:49.720 --> 04:52.080 It's all in here, Pedro. Listen to the first clause. 04:52.160 --> 04:56.000 "Both parties have already been separated for months before the child's birth." 04:56.080 --> 04:59.760 "Therefore each party may choose to reside where ever they consider convenient." 04:59.840 --> 05:02.560 Uh, give me a minute, please. I woke up this morning. 05:03.120 --> 05:06.960 Had breakfast, worked out, got a fine, and then all of a sudden, 05:07.039 --> 05:09.200 I'm here to talk about the custody of my child 05:09.280 --> 05:10.680 that hasn't even been born yet. 05:10.760 --> 05:12.680 And I don't know. It just seems like a lot. 05:12.760 --> 05:14.520 Okay, well, you can take your time. 05:14.599 --> 05:16.440 I would like to sign before the baby is born. 05:17.200 --> 05:18.240 It's the right thing to do. 05:18.320 --> 05:20.800 And the pregnancy? I wanna be involved. 05:20.880 --> 05:22.720 But why? I'll call you after I give birth. 05:22.800 --> 05:25.240 Right, but couldn't you invite me to the ultrasounds? 05:25.320 --> 05:28.320 [exhales] I'll unblock you and send you pics on WhatsApp. 05:28.400 --> 05:30.800 -That'd be great. -[Daniela] Bye. 05:33.160 --> 05:36.680 -[door opens, closes] -Well, congratulations. 05:37.280 --> 05:38.560 [sighs] Yeah. 05:38.640 --> 05:40.320 Why don't we have lunch at school? 05:40.400 --> 05:43.160 Because it's healthier at home and cheaper too. 05:43.240 --> 05:45.080 But I miss out on afternoon recess. 05:45.160 --> 05:46.280 Okay. 05:46.359 --> 05:49.680 So, do you know what you're getting me for Father's Day yet? Hmm? 05:49.760 --> 05:53.320 -It's not called that anymore. -Why not? It's Father's Day. 05:54.000 --> 05:56.000 Now it's called Special Person's Day. 05:56.599 --> 05:57.560 Say what? 06:02.479 --> 06:05.160 Hello. How are you? [chuckles] 06:05.240 --> 06:06.760 I'm a bit nervous. 06:07.479 --> 06:10.000 Uh, I have a question about my character. 06:10.080 --> 06:11.560 It's a woman with a little cold. 06:11.640 --> 06:14.960 Yeah, but I was hoping for a little background on her. 06:15.039 --> 06:17.440 Does she struggle? Does she have trauma? 06:18.039 --> 06:18.919 Something I can use. 06:19.000 --> 06:21.599 It's just flu medicine. You sneeze. That's about it. 06:21.680 --> 06:24.200 Oh, okay, okay. I just thought that, uh… hmm. 06:24.720 --> 06:25.560 Thank you. 06:25.640 --> 06:27.240 Okay. [clears throat] 06:30.440 --> 06:31.400 [camera beeps] 06:32.560 --> 06:33.400 When you're ready. 06:33.479 --> 06:35.440 Gosh. I thought you were going to say "action." 06:36.160 --> 06:37.000 No. 06:38.479 --> 06:39.440 [sneezes] 06:40.479 --> 06:42.000 [blows] 06:42.080 --> 06:43.640 You don't have to blow your nose. 06:43.720 --> 06:45.799 But it was just an idea I had. 06:45.880 --> 06:48.160 It might make the cold look more intense, you know? Hmm. 06:48.240 --> 06:49.400 That was great. Thanks. 06:49.479 --> 06:51.359 -Who is next? -Can I go again, please? 06:51.440 --> 06:53.840 'Cause I think it can be more organic. 06:56.960 --> 06:57.919 [gasps] 07:02.320 --> 07:03.640 [sneezes] 07:03.720 --> 07:06.760 [exhales, blows nose] 07:08.479 --> 07:10.479 Better, right? [chuckles] 07:11.080 --> 07:14.160 [groans] I'm qualified, I think. 07:14.239 --> 07:17.000 And I have experience. Why has no one called? 07:17.080 --> 07:18.799 They say that LinkedIn is the new Tinder. 07:18.880 --> 07:21.960 This is all because of you. I was happy doing appraisals. 07:22.039 --> 07:23.320 Dad, you've never been happy. 07:24.840 --> 07:26.039 Use a plate, will ya? 07:26.120 --> 07:27.080 What's the problem? 07:27.159 --> 07:30.320 The problem is we're in deep shit, Blanca. That's the problem. 07:30.400 --> 07:32.880 Or tell me how you guys are planning on paying our mortgage. 07:32.960 --> 07:35.159 I thought I was supposed to study. Want me to drop out? 07:35.239 --> 07:38.400 No, no. It's not about you. I didn't mean to include you. 07:38.479 --> 07:39.599 I was talking to your mom. 07:39.680 --> 07:40.840 [Blanca] Oh, what a drag. 07:42.039 --> 07:45.719 So, isn't this a little patriarchal, having a man support you your whole life? 07:46.320 --> 07:48.400 Well, I'm not a feminist. I don't care about that. 07:48.479 --> 07:51.159 I prefer a man that opens the door for me, that gives me flowers, 07:51.239 --> 07:53.479 that takes me on beautiful vacations. 07:54.000 --> 07:55.560 -I'm a romantic woman. -[Santi] Right. 07:55.640 --> 07:57.359 Well, I can't do this anymore. 07:57.440 --> 08:00.239 I ride my bike all day, then study for this post office job. 08:00.320 --> 08:02.679 How sad, Dad. You don't have any dreams? 08:02.760 --> 08:05.840 I do. Not having to worry about finding a job, all right? 08:06.359 --> 08:07.679 Look at all these crumbs! 08:08.719 --> 08:09.840 [sighs] 08:11.880 --> 08:12.719 Blanca. 08:12.799 --> 08:14.400 What? Okay, fine. I'll get a job, 08:14.479 --> 08:16.359 but I'll tell you now, I'm a terrible employee. 08:16.440 --> 08:18.200 -[intercom rings] -Hmm. 08:19.200 --> 08:20.200 I'm on number 38. 08:20.919 --> 08:22.560 You don't need to keep using numbers. 08:22.640 --> 08:24.239 Come in, my love. 08:25.440 --> 08:27.479 -Can you let him in for me? -[scoffs] 08:27.560 --> 08:29.760 How do you keep going on dates with what's going on? 08:29.840 --> 08:31.280 [Blanca] That doesn't matter. 08:32.319 --> 08:34.000 Oh, great. Look at this asshole. 08:36.199 --> 08:37.520 Hey. 08:37.600 --> 08:39.360 -Santi, right? Manu. -Hmm. 08:39.440 --> 08:41.120 -Nice to meet you. -Come in. 08:41.720 --> 08:45.199 She's still getting ready. You in a hurry? Would you like a salad? 08:45.280 --> 08:47.760 No, thanks. Nice to meet you. She's said a lot about you. 08:47.840 --> 08:49.079 Oh, she hasn't mentioned you. 08:49.160 --> 08:52.520 But I hope things work out. And then she can move in with you. 08:52.600 --> 08:54.480 Well, that's a bit soon. 08:54.560 --> 08:56.160 Well, at our age, you know? Hmm. 08:56.240 --> 08:59.480 -Yeah. -Look, Manu. I really don't want her here. 08:59.560 --> 09:00.959 I just need some peace. 09:01.040 --> 09:04.560 Not because of her. She's an angel. She's lovely. Totally charming. 09:04.640 --> 09:06.560 Okay, in bed, she's a ten. 09:06.640 --> 09:08.040 -[laughs] -Come again? 09:08.120 --> 09:09.720 Oh, I'm sure you know that already. 09:09.800 --> 09:12.040 What are you doing here? Don't come inside. 09:12.120 --> 09:13.839 [Manu] But he opened the door for me. 09:13.920 --> 09:15.320 Mm. See ya. [chuckles] 09:18.120 --> 09:20.120 [cell phone ringing] 09:22.560 --> 09:26.000 Hey, guys. I got a new place. Wanna celebrate with some drinks tonight? 09:26.079 --> 09:27.959 -Daniela is pregnant. -Already? 09:28.040 --> 09:30.600 And did you know Álex is going out with a guy our age? 09:30.680 --> 09:32.760 Wow, the donor thing worked out really fast. 09:32.839 --> 09:34.880 No, no, no. It's mine. 09:34.959 --> 09:36.640 She was pregnant when she got to London. 09:36.720 --> 09:38.160 Did you hear what I said? 09:38.240 --> 09:40.720 Álex, my daughter, is going out with some old dude. 09:40.800 --> 09:43.320 Oh, Santi, come on. Pedro's gonna be a father. 09:43.400 --> 09:45.440 Well, my friend, you won't get Father's Day anymore. 09:45.520 --> 09:47.320 She took her time telling you. 09:47.400 --> 09:49.600 That's 'cause she doesn't wanna have one with you. 09:49.680 --> 09:52.520 Not at all. She gave me a regulatory agreement. 09:52.600 --> 09:54.760 Oh, fuck. Women are moving fast now. 09:54.839 --> 09:55.680 Make the most of it. 09:55.760 --> 09:58.680 You have to be the best dad in the world if you wanna get back with her. 09:58.760 --> 10:00.320 Well, at least she's off the market. 10:00.400 --> 10:02.199 -Raúl, come on. -What? 10:02.280 --> 10:03.280 Yeah, there's time. 10:03.360 --> 10:04.880 You've got the pregnancy, birth, 10:04.959 --> 10:07.199 and postpartum depression. A year minimum. 10:07.280 --> 10:09.440 You're a loser if you don't win her back, man. 10:09.520 --> 10:12.079 -[laughs] -But she seemed very bitter. 10:12.680 --> 10:15.320 [Raúl] Gotta go. I'm at the gym. There's one next to my place. 10:17.839 --> 10:19.320 Check out these babes. 10:19.400 --> 10:21.040 I'll be fucking nonstop. 10:21.120 --> 10:22.839 You're objectifying. 10:22.920 --> 10:26.720 It's so awesome saying whatever the hell I want now. [laughs] 10:26.800 --> 10:29.360 -[beeping] -Is this register open? 10:29.880 --> 10:32.640 [energetic dance music playing] 10:32.720 --> 10:35.760 Hey, beautiful. I'm here to sign up. It's free registration, right? 10:35.839 --> 10:38.040 No, sorry. This is a women's-only gym. 10:38.880 --> 10:42.760 -What do you mean by that? -Well, it's a safe space for us, you know? 10:43.520 --> 10:46.560 -Safe from what? Is that legal? -[clerk] It would seem so. 10:46.640 --> 10:48.800 Fuck, but I live right next door. 10:48.880 --> 10:51.000 Right, but it's women only. 10:51.079 --> 10:52.680 And how do you know I'm a man? 10:52.760 --> 10:55.520 -You're assuming my gender. -[sighs] Here we go. 10:55.600 --> 10:56.839 And what if I'm a woman? 10:56.920 --> 10:58.440 Get out of here, asshole. 10:58.520 --> 11:01.360 Ha! I can call the police. Ha! 11:01.440 --> 11:03.480 I'll report you for discrimination. 11:03.560 --> 11:04.719 All of you. 11:04.800 --> 11:06.280 But… but listen. 11:06.360 --> 11:08.360 If I say I'm a woman, then I'm a woman. 11:08.440 --> 11:09.360 -All right. -Watch it. 11:09.440 --> 11:11.160 This is police brutality. 11:11.240 --> 11:14.000 Don't provoke us. 'Cause I'd love to take you out. 11:14.079 --> 11:16.640 Oh, that's right. You never did call me back. 11:16.719 --> 11:18.800 -[laughs] -Just go. 11:20.079 --> 11:21.440 [Raúl clicks tongue] 11:26.160 --> 11:29.280 Luis, not everyone has a dad. Maybe they were abandoned, 11:29.360 --> 11:32.600 or they have two moms, or it's a single-mother situation. 11:32.680 --> 11:35.120 We don't want anyone to feel out of place. 11:35.199 --> 11:36.480 I feel out of place already. 11:36.560 --> 11:38.640 Uh, I think she means the kids, hmm? 11:38.719 --> 11:40.520 But, look, we've always celebrated it this way. 11:40.600 --> 11:44.160 Hence the expression, "You're more lost than a bastard on Father's Day." [scoffs] 11:44.839 --> 11:47.440 What? Luis, why do you care about this? 11:47.520 --> 11:49.800 Imagine they changed Mother's Day. What would you do then? 11:49.880 --> 11:51.600 -A mother is a mother. -A father is a father. 11:51.680 --> 11:54.600 And I want my gifts. It's the one day they give me something. 11:54.680 --> 11:57.199 Well, maybe you'll be their special person. 11:57.280 --> 11:59.240 But I'm their father. I'm already special. 11:59.320 --> 12:01.079 Luis, let them decide this, would you? 12:01.160 --> 12:04.199 That way, the gift has more value. You have to earn it. 12:04.280 --> 12:05.199 [hesitates] 12:06.719 --> 12:09.400 How can you have a women's-only gym? What is this, apartheid? 12:09.480 --> 12:11.160 Raúl, those have existed forever. 12:11.240 --> 12:13.440 Well, they're obviously discriminating against me. 12:13.520 --> 12:16.120 Well, to them, you're a potential sex offender. 12:16.199 --> 12:17.360 Because I'm a man? 12:17.440 --> 12:19.920 That's like telling a Muslim they're a potential terrorist. 12:20.000 --> 12:22.400 Or telling a Colombian they're a potential drug dealer. 12:22.480 --> 12:23.760 Or a priest, a potential pedo. 12:23.839 --> 12:26.240 They've taken Father's Day. What else are they gonna take? 12:26.320 --> 12:28.680 They'll segregate us, like in concentration camps. 12:28.760 --> 12:31.440 Well, that's fine. We'll make plans. We don't need them. 12:32.079 --> 12:34.160 All right, I'm gonna look for places just for guys. 12:34.240 --> 12:37.959 No, you've taken us to scary places, Raúl. Ah, here we go again. 12:38.040 --> 12:41.480 Ever since God existed, St. Joseph's Day has been Father's Day. 12:41.560 --> 12:42.760 That's the point. 12:42.839 --> 12:45.680 Yeah, I guess you could also call it All Parents Matter Day. 12:47.360 --> 12:51.000 Or maybe Sperm Day. Because you still need sperm, don't you? 12:51.079 --> 12:53.800 Well, they're researching whether one egg can fertilize another. 12:54.520 --> 12:56.839 For lesbians. They would only have girls. 12:56.920 --> 12:58.959 'Cause the chromosomes would be XX. 12:59.040 --> 13:00.680 They're discriminating against us. 13:00.760 --> 13:02.280 Discriminating? They want us extinct. 13:02.360 --> 13:04.040 Check this out. "Are you sick of being told 13:04.120 --> 13:06.199 you're the reason the world has all these problems?" 13:06.280 --> 13:09.719 "We look forward to seeing you in our workshop for evolving men." 13:09.800 --> 13:12.400 -Evolving. What is that course about? -[Raúl] No idea. 13:12.480 --> 13:14.959 -The place looks cool. -[Luis] "Awaken the hero within"? 13:15.040 --> 13:18.040 It's like my course on reconstructing your virility, but in the countryside. 13:18.120 --> 13:19.920 Wanna go this weekend, see what we can learn? 13:20.000 --> 13:21.560 Yeah, I don't have the money for that. 13:21.640 --> 13:22.520 I'll pay for it. 13:22.599 --> 13:23.599 Okay, then. 13:23.680 --> 13:27.400 -And you're sure it's for straight guys? -Well, yeah. You're really traumatized. 13:27.480 --> 13:28.520 [mutters] 13:31.719 --> 13:32.640 [groans] 13:37.440 --> 13:38.320 [Blanca] Bye, my love. 13:38.400 --> 13:40.680 -Hey, so you wanna go out again? -I'll call you. 13:40.760 --> 13:42.719 She's not gonna call you, man. Hmm. 13:42.800 --> 13:44.560 My ex-husband. He's irrelevant. 13:46.360 --> 13:47.839 Don't you have to study? 13:47.920 --> 13:51.079 Blanca, I'm so worried. Álex is going out with a guy our age. 13:51.160 --> 13:52.959 Oh, yes. Manu, Marta's dad. 13:53.040 --> 13:53.880 Which Marta? 13:53.959 --> 13:55.160 -Her ex. -Which ex? 13:55.240 --> 13:58.719 You know, the one with the health clinic. He's got money. We could ask for a loan. 13:58.800 --> 14:01.920 Oh, of course. Why don't we sell our teenage daughter? 14:02.000 --> 14:03.199 -Very medieval. -Hello. 14:03.280 --> 14:04.440 "Hello"? Uh… 14:04.520 --> 14:05.599 No, no, no, no. Sit down. 14:05.680 --> 14:07.959 You and I need to have a discussion about this right now. 14:08.040 --> 14:09.199 I know what you're gonna say. 14:09.280 --> 14:10.800 No, no. You have no idea. 14:11.320 --> 14:12.880 That Manu could be my father. 14:12.959 --> 14:15.719 That when I'm 40, he'll be 70, and I'll be his nurse. 14:15.800 --> 14:19.240 And what is an empowered woman like me doing going out with an old man, right? 14:20.400 --> 14:21.240 So what then? 14:21.320 --> 14:23.520 I'm sapiosexual. Guys my age are idiots. 14:23.599 --> 14:25.439 But weren't you bisexual? I can't keep up. 14:25.520 --> 14:27.920 Relax. I promise that when I'm 50, I'll date a 30-year-old. 14:28.000 --> 14:30.640 Yeah. Well, invite this Manu here, 14:30.719 --> 14:33.520 'cause the three of us are gonna have a little conversation together. 14:33.599 --> 14:36.479 [Álex] I'll send you his number. You can meet up whenever you want. 14:36.560 --> 14:38.560 Our daughter's trying to find a father. 14:38.640 --> 14:39.880 -[groans] -You have no authority. 14:39.959 --> 14:41.599 -[cell phone chimes] -She's like an orphan. 14:42.560 --> 14:43.880 [Santi sighs] 14:50.800 --> 14:53.319 Iris made me this macaroni necklace. 14:54.880 --> 14:59.439 Aww, and this pencil holder with toilet paper tubes was Ulises's. 15:00.040 --> 15:01.000 "For my dad." 15:01.520 --> 15:03.800 Hmm. And this? Uh… 15:04.520 --> 15:05.560 What's this thing? 15:05.640 --> 15:07.880 They're not talented artists. Let's be honest. 15:08.400 --> 15:09.640 Okay, I'm going. 15:09.719 --> 15:12.040 My dyslexic student has her driving test today. 15:14.240 --> 15:17.079 Hey, today, I'm going to this workshop for evolving men. 15:17.160 --> 15:19.959 A course again? Don't deconstruct yourself anymore. 15:20.040 --> 15:22.360 Oh, no, this is to awaken my internal hero. 15:24.680 --> 15:25.640 Oh, my goodness. 15:28.240 --> 15:30.240 -[game beeping] -[TV playing] 15:30.319 --> 15:33.800 Uh, hey, kids. What's up? 15:33.880 --> 15:36.839 So have you chosen your special person yet? 15:38.400 --> 15:39.560 Right, it's not easy. 15:40.160 --> 15:42.280 It has to be someone that watches you every day. 15:42.360 --> 15:44.800 Uh, someone that loves you. Hmm? 15:44.880 --> 15:46.319 Someone truly special. 15:46.400 --> 15:48.599 And, well, who is more special than your dad? 15:48.680 --> 15:49.920 I do have a list. 15:50.000 --> 15:51.520 Uh, who's on your list? 15:51.599 --> 15:52.560 Hmm? 15:53.959 --> 15:55.959 Nana and Mom. 15:56.040 --> 15:57.520 No, Mom already has her day. 15:57.599 --> 16:00.000 -My friend Martina. -Uh, Martina? 16:00.079 --> 16:01.240 Oh! 16:01.319 --> 16:04.719 Uh, okay, all right. What do you want? 16:04.800 --> 16:07.640 A trip to Euro Disney? A PS5? Hmm? 16:07.719 --> 16:09.880 I want a cell phone that has TikTok and WhatsApp. 16:09.959 --> 16:12.800 Right, but a cell phone, Ulises? You're only 12 years old. 16:12.880 --> 16:14.640 But all my friends have one. 16:14.719 --> 16:17.319 Okay, we'll discuss the phone with your mom. Choose something else. 16:17.920 --> 16:21.079 I want blockers for my hormones, so my tits don't grow. 16:23.400 --> 16:24.240 What? 16:24.319 --> 16:25.800 I wanna be a guy. 16:31.560 --> 16:34.280 Uh, and what cell phone do you want? 16:36.760 --> 16:37.920 [exhales] 16:38.839 --> 16:42.280 -[Blanca] You, life -[snores, groans] 16:42.359 --> 16:45.280 [Blanca] Without mercy You destroy my days 16:45.359 --> 16:48.400 -My skin and my smile -[groans] 16:48.479 --> 16:50.880 How can I carry on If you never even see me? 16:50.959 --> 16:51.839 God. 16:51.920 --> 16:54.000 You and time 16:54.079 --> 16:56.400 Without regard, you take my breath away 16:56.479 --> 17:00.400 Oh, I'm impeded And you forget, I depend on you 17:00.479 --> 17:02.760 -[groans] -[Blanca] Oh, cruel destiny! 17:02.839 --> 17:04.639 How can you be so cold 17:04.720 --> 17:08.240 Abandoning me to my fate With your forgetfulness? 17:08.319 --> 17:10.040 And without you, I die 17:10.119 --> 17:12.480 -[Santi groans] -[exhales] 17:14.159 --> 17:16.040 Poetry, I mean, seriously. 17:16.119 --> 17:19.079 Blanca thinks she can pay our mortgage by winning poetry contests. 17:19.159 --> 17:20.919 -How long she been writing? -Since last night. 17:21.000 --> 17:22.919 Oh, dude, it's sticky back here. What is this? 17:23.000 --> 17:26.480 It's the kids. You have to get used to it, Pedro. Welcome to the club. 17:26.560 --> 17:29.800 -So, your shitty sperm wasn't that bad. -We'll see how it turns out. 17:29.880 --> 17:32.320 -[laughing] -[Raúl] You're sure it's yours, right? 17:32.399 --> 17:33.840 Of course, yeah. [chuckles] 17:35.600 --> 17:36.600 Luis, you missed the turn! 17:37.480 --> 17:39.040 [Luis] It's the GPS. It's frozen. 17:39.120 --> 17:41.720 -[Raúl] Turn around here, come on. -[Luis] I can't do that. 17:41.800 --> 17:43.040 See the line? It's continuous. 17:43.120 --> 17:45.280 Your sense of direction is worse than my aunt Conchi's. 17:45.360 --> 17:46.600 [Santi] I got a phone call. 17:46.680 --> 17:47.919 -Be quiet. -Who is it? 17:48.000 --> 17:50.440 I don't know. It could be a job interview. Shh! 17:51.040 --> 17:54.040 Yes, hello. Yeah, sure. 17:54.120 --> 17:56.399 Oh, thank you. Nice to meet you. 17:56.480 --> 17:58.680 Uh, I'm sorry, no. 17:59.200 --> 18:01.120 No, no, no, I'm not a woman anymore. 18:01.200 --> 18:03.240 -That was something stupid I did-- -[laughing] 18:03.320 --> 18:04.480 [Santi] What? 18:04.560 --> 18:05.760 No, I don't want to-- 18:05.840 --> 18:07.520 Seriously, I said I don't wanna-- 18:08.159 --> 18:10.360 You are the scum of this whole damn earth! You know that? 18:10.440 --> 18:12.120 -[all laughing] -Jesus. 18:12.200 --> 18:13.280 Who was that? 18:13.360 --> 18:15.280 [Santi] Another annoying journalist. 18:15.360 --> 18:17.360 "Irene Castro, do not answer." 18:17.440 --> 18:18.280 Irene Castro. 18:18.360 --> 18:21.120 She wrote an article about me when I did my course. 18:21.880 --> 18:23.040 This Irene Castro? 18:23.120 --> 18:23.960 Oh! 18:36.080 --> 18:37.520 I'm Rodrigo Gallego. 18:38.120 --> 18:41.000 Welcome to my workshop for the evolution of men. 18:41.520 --> 18:43.960 Because, yes, we are men. 18:45.040 --> 18:47.240 But are we meant to be ashamed of that? 18:47.720 --> 18:50.440 We've had enough of being told what we do wrong. 18:50.520 --> 18:54.320 We don't want more news of all these men that act aggressively 18:54.399 --> 18:55.640 and with violence. 18:55.720 --> 18:58.880 The grand majority of us aren't like that. 18:58.960 --> 19:00.840 -Whose idea was this? -[Raúl] Shh! 19:01.960 --> 19:05.560 Masculinity is as necessary as femininity. 19:06.159 --> 19:08.800 They are the two creative forces of the universe. 19:08.880 --> 19:11.280 The yin and the yang. 19:11.360 --> 19:14.640 The time has come to forgive ourselves for being men. 19:15.360 --> 19:16.440 And how do we do that? 19:17.440 --> 19:19.120 [grunting] 19:19.200 --> 19:20.800 Release all that anger. 19:20.880 --> 19:22.399 Yes, that's it. 19:22.480 --> 19:25.000 Let go of your fears. Let go of your shame. 19:25.080 --> 19:26.600 I'm a police officer! [grunts] 19:26.679 --> 19:29.760 [Rodrigo] Make peace with that part of you that is strong. 19:30.679 --> 19:32.800 Awaken the internal hero inside you! 19:33.320 --> 19:35.840 -Huh? -[grunting continues] 19:37.840 --> 19:39.679 [Santi] I sent a message. She left me on "read." 19:40.280 --> 19:42.320 -That's normal. -You did call her "scum." 19:42.399 --> 19:45.000 What did you say? "Hey, wanna meet up? I think you're so hot." 19:45.080 --> 19:48.000 An interview might be a good thing. You know, to clean up my image. 19:48.080 --> 19:50.840 -What image, you moron? -[Rodrigo] Concentration, guys. 19:50.919 --> 19:54.679 This is a safe environment where you can receive the empathy of your brothers. 19:54.760 --> 19:56.840 -Feel the energy. -[exhaling] 19:58.000 --> 20:00.960 -[cell phone ringing] -[Luis] Oh, uh, sorry. 20:01.760 --> 20:04.760 If you haven't silenced your cell phone, now is the time to do it. 20:05.800 --> 20:06.960 [exhales] 20:07.040 --> 20:09.840 It's my wife. I have to answer. Otherwise, well, you know. 20:09.919 --> 20:12.880 See? Here is an example of low masculine energy. 20:12.960 --> 20:13.840 [Luis] Uh… 20:14.679 --> 20:16.880 Uh, honey, I'm at that thing I told you… 20:20.679 --> 20:21.560 Come again? 20:25.600 --> 20:26.440 Okay. 20:27.520 --> 20:29.560 I'm on my way now. [gasps] 20:31.080 --> 20:32.200 My grandmother died. 20:32.280 --> 20:33.360 She was still alive? 20:33.440 --> 20:34.840 -[alerts chime] -Oh, Nana. 20:34.919 --> 20:37.159 Daniela's asking if I can take her to the gyno. 20:37.240 --> 20:40.080 Manu. "Yeah, we can meet up." Oh, you bet we're meeting up. 20:41.000 --> 20:42.320 You're leaving me alone, assholes? 20:42.399 --> 20:43.800 Tomorrow. Tell us tomorrow. 20:44.560 --> 20:45.679 Forgive yourself. 20:46.320 --> 20:48.360 It's the last time I invite you anywhere. 20:58.480 --> 20:59.360 [exhales] 21:01.480 --> 21:03.000 Thank you for calling me. 21:03.560 --> 21:05.480 You're welcome. I'm not a mean person. 21:06.480 --> 21:09.679 I'm at your full disposal. I can pick you up, take you wherever. 21:09.760 --> 21:11.240 I'll do anything for my son. 21:12.159 --> 21:13.040 Or daughter. 21:13.120 --> 21:14.080 Or daughter. 21:28.280 --> 21:29.440 Because you're sure he's mine. 21:30.440 --> 21:32.040 -Or she's mine? -[nurse] Daniela. 21:32.120 --> 21:33.640 -Yes. -Come in. 21:33.720 --> 21:34.600 [Pedro] Hmm. 21:34.679 --> 21:36.960 [doctor] So, it's week ten. How's it going? 21:37.040 --> 21:39.679 Bad. I'm very nauseous and exhausted. 21:39.760 --> 21:41.640 -Are you still taking folic acid? -Oh, yeah. 21:42.159 --> 21:43.440 I'm Pedro, the father. 21:43.520 --> 21:45.080 Yeah. Hello. 21:45.159 --> 21:47.360 -Okay, let's do that ultrasound. -[Daniela grunts] 21:50.439 --> 21:52.640 [doctor] You're about to see your baby for the first time. 21:52.720 --> 21:54.280 The embryo already looks like a human. 21:54.360 --> 21:56.720 -[Daniela] Aww. -Sorry, one question. 21:56.800 --> 22:00.679 If I wanted to do a paternity test, can we do it now, or should we wait a bit? 22:11.960 --> 22:12.880 You are a bastard. 22:13.800 --> 22:16.600 I'm having a child with an asshole. What an awful realization. 22:16.679 --> 22:17.520 Hey, listen. 22:17.600 --> 22:19.560 They told me I was practically sterile. 22:19.640 --> 22:20.960 Oh, so we're getting into it? 22:21.040 --> 22:23.040 Because you're the liar here. Don't get confused. 22:23.120 --> 22:26.399 That's fine. Forget about the test. There's no need to be so dramatic. 22:26.480 --> 22:29.919 Look, why would I make this up? I can't stand you. Of course it's yours. 22:30.000 --> 22:31.720 I'd already chosen the donor. 22:31.800 --> 22:34.159 A 29-year-old mulatto that speaks five languages. 22:34.240 --> 22:35.760 I already said that I'm sorry. 22:35.840 --> 22:39.080 What do you want? I have my own insecurities as well, and-- 22:39.159 --> 22:40.320 -A mulatto? -Stop. 22:40.399 --> 22:41.520 Stop here. 22:41.600 --> 22:43.040 You can't get out here. Come on. 22:43.120 --> 22:44.360 I need you to pull over now. 22:44.439 --> 22:45.600 Yeah, and I don't wanna. 22:46.159 --> 22:48.320 -[retches] -[vomit splashes] 22:48.399 --> 22:49.800 [gasps, coughs] 22:50.320 --> 22:51.800 [Daniela coughs] 22:55.320 --> 22:56.280 [Santi clears throat] 22:57.679 --> 23:01.840 Uh, listen, Manu, let's talk frankly. 40-year-old to 40-year-old man. 23:01.919 --> 23:03.640 Think you're too old to be out with someone 23:03.720 --> 23:05.240 as young as my 18-year-old daughter? 23:05.320 --> 23:07.439 Just turned, by the way. 23:07.520 --> 23:09.399 Álex is an adult though. If she wants to go out-- 23:09.480 --> 23:11.399 [Santi] No, she doesn't understand. 23:11.480 --> 23:13.760 Because it's coerced consent. That's clear to me. 23:13.840 --> 23:14.880 And what is that? 23:14.960 --> 23:18.800 [laughs] Buddy, you should get informed before you do something dumb. 23:19.399 --> 23:20.919 It's an abuse of power. 23:21.000 --> 23:23.800 You're a lot older than she is. You're manipulating her. 23:23.880 --> 23:24.800 Álex? 23:24.880 --> 23:27.000 [chuckles] Dude, do you know your daughter? 23:28.960 --> 23:31.240 Uh, hey, Manu, I'm asking you. 23:31.320 --> 23:34.280 I mean, you are a grown-ass adult. At least you're supposed to be. 23:34.360 --> 23:38.120 I'll say this about myself. I still feel like I'm 25 years old, you know? 23:38.200 --> 23:39.320 Well, I'm happy for you. 23:39.399 --> 23:41.760 Uh-huh. But you're not 25 anymore. How old are you? 23:41.840 --> 23:42.960 Forty-seven. 23:43.480 --> 23:45.000 Oh, my goodness. He's two years older. 23:45.080 --> 23:46.760 Hey, you want a beer? 23:46.840 --> 23:48.240 No, I don't want anything. 23:48.320 --> 23:50.679 [cell phone rings] 23:50.760 --> 23:54.320 -"Irene Castro, do not answer." -Shh! Irene. 23:54.399 --> 23:55.520 Hey, how are you? 23:55.600 --> 23:58.040 Uh, yeah, get me a beer. Thanks, yeah. 23:58.120 --> 23:58.960 [chuckles] 23:59.040 --> 24:02.800 Uh, no, I'm okay. I'm with… I'm with a friend. 24:11.040 --> 24:12.760 -Thank you. -[server] My pleasure. 24:14.040 --> 24:16.439 Hey. Irene, right? How's it going? 24:16.520 --> 24:18.360 Hey, I'm sorry I'm so… so late. 24:18.439 --> 24:20.280 -[laughs] -Are you drunk right now? 24:20.360 --> 24:22.840 No. Well, just a bit. 24:22.919 --> 24:26.280 Let me… let me tell you something. I just met Manu. 24:26.360 --> 24:30.040 My daughter's dating this old guy. Uh, as a son-in-law, bad. 24:30.120 --> 24:31.480 But as a friend, fine. 24:32.080 --> 24:33.280 And, uh… 24:33.360 --> 24:36.360 Yeah, I don't think you should be interviewing me like this, you know? 24:36.439 --> 24:38.200 -No. -Not yet. I don't wanna say something. 24:38.280 --> 24:39.360 It's much better. 24:39.439 --> 24:42.600 -Uh, two margaritas for us, please. -Oh, oh. 24:42.679 --> 24:44.760 Mixing. [groans] 24:46.159 --> 24:48.560 Look, I've never really fit into the patterns 24:48.640 --> 24:51.200 of our antiquated patriarchy. 24:51.919 --> 24:53.600 But I wouldn't call myself a woman. 24:53.679 --> 24:57.000 But at your last job, you dated your coworker as a straight man? 24:57.080 --> 24:58.919 I didn't want to. She was my boss's daughter. 24:59.000 --> 25:00.280 So you didn't wanna date her. 25:00.360 --> 25:03.360 No, honestly, I'd given up on dating because… 25:03.439 --> 25:05.159 [laughs] …women are dangerous. 25:05.240 --> 25:07.399 And it usually ends bad for me. 25:07.480 --> 25:09.720 Have you ever heard about the "machosphere"? 25:09.800 --> 25:12.600 Well, no, no, but I'm happy to go there. Mm-hmm. 25:13.399 --> 25:15.919 It's a community of misogynists on the internet. 25:16.000 --> 25:17.720 I'm writing a book about that. 25:17.800 --> 25:19.600 -Oh, yeah? Interesting. -[Irene] Mm-hmm. 25:20.520 --> 25:21.840 And how can I help you? 25:21.919 --> 25:25.280 Well, a typical prototype of someone in the machosphere is the guy 25:25.360 --> 25:26.720 that runs away from women 25:26.800 --> 25:29.040 because he sees them as a threat. 25:29.120 --> 25:31.280 Men going their own way. 25:31.360 --> 25:33.800 No, no. I don't consider women a threat at all. 25:33.880 --> 25:35.360 You just told me we were dangerous. 25:35.439 --> 25:38.000 Some are. Yeah, some are scary. 25:38.080 --> 25:40.000 -Although not all women. -Hmm. 25:40.080 --> 25:42.600 [chuckles] So why do you avoid us? 25:42.679 --> 25:43.800 It's for your own benefit. 25:43.880 --> 25:46.000 I mean, isn't it better to leave you alone? 25:46.080 --> 25:50.080 You know, because we are all maybe potential sex offenders, right? 25:50.159 --> 25:53.320 See? That's the discriminatory mentality. 25:53.399 --> 25:57.320 Do you know there are some men who refuse to meet up alone with a woman? 25:57.399 --> 25:59.840 Or share an elevator because they might be reported? 26:01.080 --> 26:03.960 -No, I didn't know that. Uh… -Hmm. Santi, Santi. 26:04.040 --> 26:05.960 I guess you're a little misogynistic. 26:08.159 --> 26:09.439 [both sigh] 26:10.760 --> 26:12.720 I told you I'm not a misogynist. 26:12.800 --> 26:14.720 But you sure are a character. 26:14.800 --> 26:15.800 [laughing] 26:19.000 --> 26:22.399 Oh, and what you were saying earlier about the machosphere 26:22.480 --> 26:24.840 is super interesting, yeah. 26:24.919 --> 26:28.480 So, is it a community you found online of sexists? 26:28.560 --> 26:31.399 I mean, it must attract a lot of annoying men. Oof! 26:31.480 --> 26:33.199 You can head out whenever you want. 26:33.280 --> 26:36.720 Okay, but I thought we could chat a bit together. 26:36.800 --> 26:38.840 I'm starting to get a little tired. 26:40.120 --> 26:41.560 [sighs] 26:55.760 --> 26:57.600 [chattering] 26:57.679 --> 26:59.199 She looks peaceful. 26:59.280 --> 27:00.960 If only they had canapés or something. 27:01.040 --> 27:02.159 Come on, Dad. 27:07.840 --> 27:09.080 Hey, girl, thanks for coming. 27:09.159 --> 27:10.960 -This is so boring. -Yeah. 27:11.640 --> 27:13.720 -Uh, Marga, I'm so sorry. -[Esther groans] 27:13.800 --> 27:16.480 Sure, yeah. I'm sorry. This is very sad. Totally. 27:16.560 --> 27:18.919 [exhales] You're a lawyer, Luz? 27:19.000 --> 27:20.880 -That's right. -[Marga] Let's talk later. 27:20.960 --> 27:21.919 Okay. 27:22.000 --> 27:24.560 Oh, wow. You think Grandma was loaded? 27:25.399 --> 27:28.800 How'd it go with the hot journalist? Did you score, or did you fuck it up? 27:29.640 --> 27:30.880 Yes, I scored. 27:30.960 --> 27:33.679 But apparently, because I'm not a misogynist. 27:34.840 --> 27:37.080 What kind of excuse is that? What does that mean? 27:37.159 --> 27:40.040 Okay, so if you avoid a woman to stay safe, 27:40.120 --> 27:41.199 you're also discriminating. 27:42.040 --> 27:43.120 Wait. I'm lost. 27:43.199 --> 27:44.080 It's okay to fuck. 27:44.919 --> 27:47.720 Oh, so then we are supposed to have sex with them. 27:47.800 --> 27:49.640 -So we don't discriminate. -Raúl, come on. 27:49.720 --> 27:52.960 -Well, that's fine by me. -Hey, isn't that actually coerced consent? 27:53.040 --> 27:54.040 [Santi] By who? 27:54.120 --> 27:55.960 By you. You felt obligated to fuck her. 27:56.040 --> 27:57.840 [Santi] No, because we wanted to. 27:57.919 --> 28:00.159 What about Álex and Manu? Why is that coerced consent? 28:00.240 --> 28:01.439 Because of the age difference. 28:01.520 --> 28:03.199 -[Pedro] Isn't that ageism? -Huh? 28:03.280 --> 28:06.360 I understand him. Álex is pretty hot. She's got nice tits. 28:06.439 --> 28:07.600 [Santi] What did you say? 28:07.679 --> 28:10.040 I'll smash your face in, fucking asshole! You-- 28:10.120 --> 28:12.640 Hey, guys. Have some respect. 28:12.720 --> 28:14.320 Or keep your voices down. 28:15.199 --> 28:16.560 Uh, yeah. 28:17.320 --> 28:19.080 Raúl, can we talk? 28:19.159 --> 28:20.040 Luz. 28:25.360 --> 28:27.439 Well, how are you doing with Daniela? 28:27.520 --> 28:29.000 Fine. Fine. 28:29.520 --> 28:32.320 I'm trying to… be more involved. 28:33.439 --> 28:35.840 -I wanted to say I'm sorry. -I forgive you. Come back to me. 28:35.919 --> 28:38.600 I don't know why I was so upset about you being with another man. 28:38.679 --> 28:39.600 Experimenting is great. 28:39.679 --> 28:41.199 Look, it was a failed experiment. 28:41.280 --> 28:43.919 I don't even like guys. I only like you. 28:44.000 --> 28:45.480 I just wanted to say sorry. 28:46.320 --> 28:47.439 How are things? 28:48.320 --> 28:51.120 Bad. I miss you. And you? 28:53.159 --> 28:55.040 [both panting] 28:55.120 --> 28:56.879 [Luz moans] 28:59.679 --> 29:02.919 Isn't this a bit disrespectful with the dead grandma? 29:03.000 --> 29:04.399 They're being disrespectful, 29:04.480 --> 29:07.159 living so long while we pay for their pensions. 29:07.240 --> 29:08.760 [Luz moans] 29:08.840 --> 29:12.879 -Encarnación was a devoted wife. -[Luz shushing] 29:12.959 --> 29:16.000 [priest] Mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother, 29:16.080 --> 29:19.360 until her old age forced her to stay in bed. 29:21.600 --> 29:23.159 And while most people… 29:23.240 --> 29:24.919 [gasps] Did you fuck just now? 29:25.000 --> 29:27.360 [priest] It was a blessing for her daughter. 29:27.439 --> 29:28.280 Fucking lucky. 29:28.360 --> 29:30.679 [priest] Who was able to give back to her mother 29:30.760 --> 29:34.240 all the care and attention that she received from her. 29:34.800 --> 29:37.720 And now Marga would like to say a few words. 29:38.600 --> 29:39.520 You got this, Ma. 29:40.040 --> 29:41.560 [Marga sighs] 29:43.000 --> 29:44.520 So we're back together? 29:44.600 --> 29:46.720 If you wanna be, but I'm seeing someone else. 29:47.560 --> 29:49.199 But we just had amazing sex. 29:49.280 --> 29:50.959 Yeah, but I practice romantic anarchy. 29:51.040 --> 29:53.199 -And what's that now? -[chuckles] 29:53.280 --> 29:55.800 -If you would read the books I lent you… -Shh! 29:56.399 --> 29:58.919 [Marga] Thank you all for coming here on this sad day. 29:59.000 --> 30:01.199 This reminds us that life is a gift, 30:01.800 --> 30:03.199 that it goes by very quickly, 30:03.280 --> 30:05.720 and that you have to enjoy every moment. 30:06.840 --> 30:07.959 And after all this time, 30:08.040 --> 30:10.720 now that my poor mother is resting in peace, 30:11.840 --> 30:14.000 Joaquín, I want a divorce. 30:14.080 --> 30:15.959 -[murmuring] -[laughing] 30:17.199 --> 30:18.600 [Marga] I'm not joking. 30:20.040 --> 30:20.879 What's going on? 30:22.879 --> 30:23.720 But, Ma. 30:24.720 --> 30:27.000 Do you think she's having a crisis because she's sad? 30:27.080 --> 30:28.600 That wasn't her. It must've been pain. 30:28.679 --> 30:29.879 Well, she didn't look that sad. 30:29.959 --> 30:32.000 But they're so old. Why would they separate? 30:32.080 --> 30:34.760 Better late than never, Luis. Because putting up with your dad… 30:35.720 --> 30:37.439 Your mom is no gem either. 30:37.520 --> 30:39.280 It's a miracle that they lasted so long. 30:39.360 --> 30:41.959 -I don't wanna talk about it anymore. -Oh, Luis, it's just life. 30:42.040 --> 30:43.399 Hey, that's enough. 30:43.919 --> 30:46.560 Daddy, Daddy, congratulations! It's midnight. 30:46.639 --> 30:48.560 -[Esther laughs] -[Luis] Oh! Oh-ho! 30:48.639 --> 30:51.080 Oh, what… but… oh! 30:51.159 --> 30:52.360 You like it? I made it myself. 30:52.439 --> 30:53.520 -Oh, my boy! -[Esther] Aww. 30:53.600 --> 30:55.919 -That's great. -[Iris] I painted you a picture. 30:56.000 --> 30:57.639 Look, that's all of us. 30:57.720 --> 31:01.080 Oh, so you chose me to be your special person after all. 31:01.159 --> 31:02.959 Because you wouldn't give it a rest. 31:03.040 --> 31:04.959 -Isn't it exciting like this? -[Luis chuckles] 31:05.040 --> 31:08.480 -I love you, Dad. -Aww! Mmm! 31:08.560 --> 31:09.720 I love you, my girl. 31:09.800 --> 31:12.199 Boy. I'm a boy now. 31:24.840 --> 31:26.840 [classical music playing] m!