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Twenty euros ang isang box
na panglimang araw.

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Kung buntis ka, puwede kang gumastos
ng 120 euros kada buwan

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o tiisin ang dusa ng morning sickness.

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Sa mga taga-Social Security,
di namin 'to iniinom for fun.

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Iniinom 'to dahil di na namin kaya.

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-Good morning.
-'Yong suka, 'yong hilo.

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Pero 'wag kayong mag-alala.
May solusyon ako.

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Kung babasahin ang leaflet, makikitang
doxylamine na may vitamin B6 ito.

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Bumili na lang kayo
ng generic doxylamine at vitamins.

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Mas mura pa.

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Fuck pharmaceuticals.

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Di ba mas okay sabihing,
"Pampawala 'to ng hilo," para malibre ka?

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Siguro.

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Valentina, pahinging avocado toast
with chia seeds. Saka decaf with oat milk.

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Good morning.

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Bakit nandito si Patricia?

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Tumalon siya sa bangka.
Di ko siya maiwan mag-isa.

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-Oo, pero…
-Bukas malalaman ang gender ng bata.

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Di pa tayo pumipili ng pangalan.

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Pag babae, Viviana ang gusto ko.

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Pag lalaki, Anibal.

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Ano siya, serial killer?

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Parang okay ang Anibal Aguilar.

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O Anibal Galvan?

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Di ba? Apelyido ng ina ang nauuna dapat.

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Karaniwang nauuna ang apelyido ng ama.

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Pag-uusapan ba natin
kung paano pinababa ng sexist society

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ang babae bilang karaniwang paanakan

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na sagot sa pangangailan
ng lalaking magkaanak?

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-Wag na.
-Wag na?

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E, di Galvan muna.

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ALPHA MALES

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Una, inalis nila ang Father's Day.

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Apelyido naman ngayon.

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Tama lang din namang mauna
ang apelyido ng ina.

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Pa'no kung isipin ng iba
na di mo anak 'yon?

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Naiintindihan ko naman,
pero nakakainis lang.

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Paano kung di ka pumayag?

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Una ang sa ama, di ba?

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Judge ng civil registry
ang magpapasya para sa bata.

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Gusto lang nila ng gulo.
Tradisyong unahin ang apelyido ng ama.

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Bakit lahat na lang, binabago?

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Speaking of tradisyon.

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School reunion natin bukas. Punta tayo?

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Ayoko, pare. Nakaka-depress masyado.

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Tara na, masaya 'to.

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Masayang makita
na walang umangat sa klase.

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Gaya mo.

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Oo, pero nakikita mo sarili mo araw-araw
kaya di mo pansin.

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Kung sasama ka, game ako.

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Magkikita kami ni Luz. Sa wakas.

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Pansin mo bang lagi kang available
pag tumatawag si Luz?

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Ano naman?

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Baka kailangan niyang masopla.
"Free ka? Ako, hindi."

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Oo. Pahalagahan mo sarili mo.
Makakabuti 'yan sa 'yo.

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Umoo na 'ko, e.

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Siya nga, umoo sa lakad n'yo,
pumunta pa rin sa Paris kasama 'yong isa.

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Pupunta si Lorena? Ganda no'n.

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Sige. Magko-confirm ako.

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Paz. Wag. Kailangan ko nang umalis.

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-Paz.
-Sige na nga.

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Papatayin kita.

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Pang-aalipin ang pagkakaro'n ng schedule.

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Bakit di ka magsolo?

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Kunin mo clients mo. Tapos.

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Kasi walong taon na 'ko sa firm,
at dapat gawin na nila akong partner.

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Kung pera ang inaalala mo,
pahihiramin kita.

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Ano ba'ng sinasabi mo? Baliw ka.

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Ano ba'ng kailangan do'n? Opisina?
Mga tao? 'Yon lang.

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Ayoko, masyadong hassle.

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-Di ko gets, pero sige.
-Di ko rin gets ba't ka nakatira sa hotel.

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Sobrang praktikal kaya, mas mura pa.

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Na-compute ko, tingnan mo.

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So… kita tayo mamaya?

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Di puwede. May lakad ako.

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May isa pa 'kong di gets.

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Ba't kailangan mo pa ng lalaki
kung nandito ako?

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-Nagseselos ka!
-Asa ka.

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-Nagseselos ka! Halika rito.
-Nagseselos talaga 'ko.

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Bye.

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250,000 euros dahil lang kasal sila?
Sugar baby ba ang nanay ko?

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Wag ngayon. Late na 'ko.

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-Ba't mo kami ginaganito?
-Abogado niya 'ko.

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Bitawan mo siya. Conflict of interests.

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Nabuhay siyang parang alipin
nang 52 taon. Wala ba kayong awa?

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-Sa biyenan ko? Wala.
-Inalagaan niya kami dahil sa pagmamahal.

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Ano ba? Si Joaquin naman magbabayad.

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Retired na siya. Sa'n siya kukuha ng pera?

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'Yan ang hinihingi ni Marga.

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Pero judge ang magpapasya ng halaga.

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Puwedeng 50, 100…

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Maximum, 200,000.

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Mas tataas pa siya sa maximum.

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Luz, di puwede si Joaquin sa bahay.

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Kaya nga may retirement homes.

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Si Papa, sa retirement home?

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Masyadong mahal.

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Wala siyang ibang anak?

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Nasa Valencia ang hipag ko.

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Mas maigi sa kanya
ang hanging Mediterranean.

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Mukha kang pera! Ahas ka!

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Luis. Dito ka lang. Ako ang bahala, okay?

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Ang sama mo!

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Grabe. Nagalit siya.

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Uy, may stand-up set ako
mamayang alas-diyes.

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Pupunta ka, di ba?

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Raul, wag ngayon.

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Luz, di ako puwede mamaya.

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-May biglaang lakad.
-Sige. Bye.

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Sige? Di ako puwede
ng alas-nuwebe, pero dadaan ako.

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Wag kang mag-cancel.

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Tinakasan niya tayo.

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Oo na, pupunta ako.

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Dapat lang.

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Ano?

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Ano 'ka mo?

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Utang na loob.

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Ano'ng ginagawa ng direktor?

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Hindi. Papunta na 'ko.

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Anak ng tokwa naman.

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Iniwan na 'ko ni Paloma.

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Paloma?

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Asawa ko.

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Dala niya ang mga bata.

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Kasal ka pa pala?

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Pa'no ako kung wala siya, Pedro?

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Mahal na mahal ko siya.

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Roberto, sorry,
pero may problema sa set. Una na 'ko.

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Sasama ako. Ayokong mag-isa.

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Ano'ng nangyari?

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Gumamit siya ng dila,
at mukhang tinigasan siya.

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Di pala "mukha," kitang-kita sa camera.

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Puta.

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Puwedeng makita?

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Para lang makita
kung ga'no kaseryoso ang isyu.

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Pero di n'yo ba napag-usapan 'to muna?

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Ang matigasan?
Hindi, di namin pinag-usapan.

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-Nasa'n siya?
-Sa dressing room.

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Irereport daw niya 'yon.

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Ayoko na mag-shoot.

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Ako 'to, si Pedro… Aguilar.

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Pasok.

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Leticia, sorry talaga sa nangyari.

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Sabi ko nang gusto ko ng gay co-actor.

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Kilala mo si Oscar. Method actor siya.
In character siya lagi.

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Sa Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!,
totoo 'yong eksena nila.

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Sino naman 'to?

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Roberto, please!

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Ang ganda ng kinalabasan.
Film history 'yon.

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Nagdapo lang sa shoot
ang mga katawan n'yo.

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Rehearsal lang 'yon, ikiniskis niya pa.

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-Irereport ko 'to at maka-cancel siya.
-Wag.

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Pag may formal warning na
ng producer, mag-iingat na siya.

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Pag di siya natanggal,
ayoko na ng season two.

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Pangako, ihahagis ko siya sa bintana

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o babaliin ko ang leeg niya sa banyo.

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Pero, please, tapusin natin 'to.

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Isang take.

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Isa lang, uuwi na 'ko.

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Okay, shoot na tayo. Isang take lang 'to.

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Isang take?

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Umulit ka pa, puputulin ko 'yan.

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Ready na tayo.

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Quiet on set!

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Bawal kayo dito.
Kaunti lang dapat ang nandito.

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Sorry. Aalis na kami.

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Hala? Gusto kong matuto ng cinema.

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Tara na, gago.

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Labas ang polo…

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O tucked in?

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Pa, ini-stalk ko ang girlfriend mo sa IG,
medyo worried ako.

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-Tucked in.
-Masyado siyang matalino para sa 'yo.

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Salamat, iha.
Napataas mo ang kumpiyansa ko.

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Kailan mo siya aayain dito?
Para makita kitang madismaya.

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-Dito, kasama ang mama mo? Ayoko.
-Mm-hmm.

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Lumabas tayo. Di kita mapapayuhan
kung kulang ang alam ko.

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Papalpak ka.

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Sige, titingnan ko. Wag mo 'kong guluhin.

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Wag mong i-tuck in.

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Oo, maganda 'tong napag-uusapan
ang tungkol sa fairness at equality.

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Pero 'yong palabasing
masama ang pag-aasawa,

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dahil napakapatriyarkal
ng institusyong ito,

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nagiging sanhi 'yon ng pag-iwas natin

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sa pagbuo ng kahit anong uri
ng ugnayan sa isang tao.

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Samantalang napakasayang makahanap
ng taong kayang sirain ang buhay mo.

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Napaka-interesting. Nagustuhan ko siya.

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Sang-ayon din ako
na itong global narcissism na 'to,

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dinadala tayo nito sa…

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pangit na posisyon, tama? Oo.

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Nakakatuwang may lalaki sa audience.

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Marami akong natututuhan sa 'yo.

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Pati ang anak kong si Alex.

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Fan mo siya.
Gustong-gusto ka niyang makilala.

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Pero sabi ko sa kanya,
medyo weird 'yon. At…

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Bakit weird?

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Hindi ko alam.

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Makukuwentuhan niya 'ko
tungkol sa mga manyak sa klase nila.

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Sige. Sasabihan ko siya.

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Mag-lunch kaya tayong tatlo bukas?

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-Sige.
-Talaga?

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May gagawin ka ba mamaya?
Magsusulat ng libro, o…

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-Bakit? Ano ba'ng balak mo?
-Ewan. Ano'ng gusto mo?

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I-surprise mo 'ko.

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Sa'n ang punta mo at nakabihis ka?

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Sa stand-up set ko. Open mic night mamaya.

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Baka may producer do'n.

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Stand-up? Bakit di mo sinabi sa 'kin?

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Di ko ba nabanggit?

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May reunion kami,
pero pipiliin kita kaysa do'n.

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Wag. Kakabahan lang ako.

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Tumuloy ka na, iwan mo
sa papa mo ang mga bata,

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at bahala na si Lord.

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Bantay na naman ako?

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Kalma. Maghahanda ako ng hapunan.

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Halika nga. Tara.

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Ito ang masasabi ko sa 'yo.

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Ayoko siya para sa 'yo.
Kinokontrol ka niya.

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Napakamakaluma mo.

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Sino ba ang lalaki sa inyo?

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Basta… Sandali. Tabi ka muna.

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Kumusta?

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Gusto raw ng surprise ni Irene.
May idea ba kayo?

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Santi, nasa trabaho ako.

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Bakit ka sumagot?

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Kailangan ko
ng original at romantikong plano.

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Punta kayo sa stand-up ni Esther.

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Di ako puwede, sayang.

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Stand-up? Si Esther?

00:10:58.079 --> 00:11:00.000 align:center
Original, oo. Romantic…

00:11:00.079 --> 00:11:01.800 align:center
Sa The Lion King kaya?

00:11:01.880 --> 00:11:03.400 align:center
Gusto mong iwan ka niya?

00:11:03.920 --> 00:11:05.480 align:center
Mahal din 'yong ticket.

00:11:05.560 --> 00:11:07.120 align:center
Dalhin mo siya kay Esther.

00:11:07.199 --> 00:11:09.680 align:center
Sinusuportahan mo 'ka mo ang kumare mo.

00:11:09.760 --> 00:11:11.880 align:center
Pero… nakakatawa ba siya?

00:11:11.959 --> 00:11:13.680 align:center
Si Esther? Sobra.

00:11:13.760 --> 00:11:15.320 align:center
-Pedro.
-Si boss. Bye na.

00:11:15.400 --> 00:11:17.600 align:center
-Gusto niya ng titi.
-Sino?

00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:19.520 align:center
Papa? Anong…

00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:22.800 align:center
-Virginia, kumusta?
-Di mabuti.

00:11:23.320 --> 00:11:24.800 align:center
Muntikan na tayo do'n.

00:11:24.880 --> 00:11:28.079 align:center
Pag nireport tayo ng artista,
tapos ang series.

00:11:28.160 --> 00:11:30.320 align:center
Okay na lahat. Ganito talaga dito.

00:11:30.400 --> 00:11:32.800 align:center
Ba't walang intimacy coordinator?

00:11:33.400 --> 00:11:34.320 align:center
Oo nga.

00:11:34.400 --> 00:11:37.160 align:center
Hindi siya dapat gumamit ng dila.

00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:40.719 align:center
Pero tinigasan siya,
masisisi mo ba siya? Di 'yon sadya.

00:11:40.800 --> 00:11:43.079 align:center
-Nangangatwiran ka pa?
-Hindi. Pero…

00:11:43.160 --> 00:11:47.560 align:center
Pedro, mahigpit ang harassment policy
ng kompanyang 'to.

00:11:47.640 --> 00:11:49.959 align:center
Pag kiniliti ka, natatawa ka.

00:11:50.040 --> 00:11:53.520 align:center
-Ba't mo sinama si Roberto?
-Iniwan daw siya ng asawa niya.

00:11:53.600 --> 00:11:56.199 align:center
Kaya sabi mo,
"Tara, tingnan natin ang dede ni Leticia."

00:11:56.280 --> 00:11:59.040 align:center
Diyos ko, hindi. Di ko alam
na 'yon ang shoot nila ngayon.

00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:01.079 align:center
Di mo alam ang shooting schedule?

00:12:01.680 --> 00:12:02.640 align:center
Ewan ko.

00:12:02.719 --> 00:12:05.040 align:center
Parang wala na akong nagagawang tama.

00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:06.320 align:center
Isipin mo kung bakit.

00:12:07.959 --> 00:12:09.400 align:center
Ito pa pala.

00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:13.120 align:center
Nabasa mo ang pilot ng Harassed?
Tawa ako nang tawa.

00:12:13.199 --> 00:12:16.000 align:center
Oo, may mga nakakatawa nga do'n.

00:12:21.199 --> 00:12:23.280 align:center
Kaedad ba natin 'tong mga 'to?

00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:25.480 align:center
Baka 'yon din ang iniisip nila sa 'tin.

00:12:25.560 --> 00:12:26.760 align:center
Sa 'yo. Di sa 'kin.

00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:29.719 align:center
Tingnan mo, si Lorena.

00:12:29.800 --> 00:12:31.440 align:center
Pare, di 'yan si Lorena.

00:12:31.520 --> 00:12:32.880 align:center
Siya 'yan. Tingnan mo.

00:12:32.959 --> 00:12:33.959 align:center
Paanong si Lore…

00:12:34.040 --> 00:12:35.360 align:center
Lintik, si Lorena nga.

00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:36.640 align:center
Oo nga.

00:12:37.599 --> 00:12:38.880 align:center
Wow, si Marimar.

00:12:39.599 --> 00:12:40.959 align:center
Crush mo 'yan, di ba?

00:12:41.040 --> 00:12:43.160 align:center
Buong high school tayo,
in love ako sa kanya.

00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.079 align:center
Utang ko 'to sa 15-anyos na ako.

00:12:45.160 --> 00:12:46.480 align:center
Kalma. Sagot na kita.

00:12:47.280 --> 00:12:48.599 align:center
Platonic love ko 'yan.

00:12:48.680 --> 00:12:51.400 align:center
Kasal ka na.
Di na kayo naka-open relationship.

00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:53.599 align:center
-Pero may bro code.
-Walang gano'n.

00:12:53.680 --> 00:12:56.520 align:center
Raul? Wow. Di nagbago ang hitsura mo.

00:12:57.760 --> 00:13:00.360 align:center
Ikaw, mas gumanda.
Parang di ka ganito kaganda dati.

00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:02.640 align:center
Kumusta, Marimar? Long time no see.

00:13:04.160 --> 00:13:06.800 align:center
-Sino ka?
-Si Luis.

00:13:06.880 --> 00:13:08.680 align:center
Luis Bravo.

00:13:09.280 --> 00:13:11.839 align:center
Ako 'yong gumawa ng kodigo sa ballpen mo.

00:13:11.920 --> 00:13:13.440 align:center
-'Yong long-haired?
-Oo.

00:13:13.520 --> 00:13:15.680 align:center
-'Yong pangarap maging Bon Jovi?
-Oo.

00:13:15.760 --> 00:13:16.719 align:center
Kumusta ka na?

00:13:18.400 --> 00:13:20.040 align:center
Pulis na siya ngayon.

00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:22.440 align:center
Ako, may gastrobar, Do Me a Flavor.

00:13:22.520 --> 00:13:24.079 align:center
Ako, nurse.

00:13:24.160 --> 00:13:26.680 align:center
Pareho tayong nagseserbisyo-publiko.

00:13:26.760 --> 00:13:29.160 align:center
Mahirap, pero masaya, di ba?

00:13:29.240 --> 00:13:30.880 align:center
Gusto ko lang magturok ng IV.

00:13:30.959 --> 00:13:32.920 align:center
Mataba ang mga ugat ko.

00:13:47.640 --> 00:13:48.800 align:center
Grabe.

00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:51.440 align:center
Uy! Salamat.

00:13:51.520 --> 00:13:52.480 align:center
Sa'n ka pupunta?

00:13:52.560 --> 00:13:53.839 align:center
Magpe-present ng awards.

00:13:53.920 --> 00:13:56.240 align:center
Ha? Dinalhan kita ng ginisang gulay.

00:13:57.680 --> 00:14:02.079 align:center
Kung di ako magtatrabaho, wala akong kita.
Gano'n ang mga self-employed.

00:14:02.160 --> 00:14:05.240 align:center
Wag kang magtrabaho
sa kondisyon mo. Magpahinga ka.

00:14:05.320 --> 00:14:08.360 align:center
Buntis lang ako. Hindi baldado.

00:14:08.959 --> 00:14:10.520 align:center
Gusto mo samahan kita?

00:14:15.839 --> 00:14:17.400 align:center
Bon appétit, Patricia.

00:14:17.479 --> 00:14:18.640 align:center
Salamat.

00:14:18.719 --> 00:14:20.520 align:center
Gusto mo manood ng true crime?

00:14:21.959 --> 00:14:26.280 align:center
Ikaw at ako

00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:29.959 align:center
Sumasayaw ng samba sa sala

00:14:30.040 --> 00:14:31.360 align:center
Na-surprise mo 'ko.

00:14:31.439 --> 00:14:32.640 align:center
Kumare ko na next.

00:14:32.719 --> 00:14:34.839 align:center
Makikita mo. Nakakatawa siya.

00:14:34.920 --> 00:14:39.040 align:center
Sumasayaw ng samba sa sala…

00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:40.160 align:center
Uy.

00:14:40.240 --> 00:14:41.479 align:center
Bakit ka nandito?

00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:43.959 align:center
Susuportahan si Esther, ano pa?

00:14:45.839 --> 00:14:47.640 align:center
Irene, Pedro. Pedro, Irene.

00:14:48.160 --> 00:14:50.959 align:center
Uy, ang Moises ng mga Sexist Pig.

00:14:51.040 --> 00:14:52.880 align:center
May sinulat ako tungkol sa 'yo.

00:14:52.959 --> 00:14:54.920 align:center
Talaga? Hindi ko binasa.

00:14:55.439 --> 00:14:56.640 align:center
Magkaibigan kayo?

00:14:57.599 --> 00:15:00.400 align:center
Nagbago na siya.
Magiging tatay na siya, di ba?

00:15:00.920 --> 00:15:03.479 align:center
-Congrats.
-Salamat. Ang saya namin pareho.

00:15:09.599 --> 00:15:11.640 align:center
-Ang galing.
-Ang ganda.

00:15:12.160 --> 00:15:13.599 align:center
Nagtatalo sila ngayon.

00:15:13.680 --> 00:15:16.040 align:center
'Yong girlfriend kasi niya… Ay, di pala.

00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:18.599 align:center
Ano kasi sila… Ah, basta.

00:15:18.680 --> 00:15:21.160 align:center
Gusto kasi ng babaeng
mauna ang apelyido niya.

00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:22.839 align:center
Tama lang naman, di ba?

00:15:22.920 --> 00:15:24.240 align:center
Pinag-uusapan namin.

00:15:24.319 --> 00:15:27.439 align:center
Ang mga babae, walang sariling apelyido.

00:15:28.280 --> 00:15:30.920 align:center
Apelyido ng ama at maternal grandfather
ang gamit namin.

00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:33.599 align:center
So, ano naman
kung unahin ang apelyido namin?

00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:37.599 align:center
Di kami gano'n ka-close.

00:15:37.680 --> 00:15:38.880 align:center
Good evening!

00:15:39.839 --> 00:15:41.319 align:center
Good evening.

00:15:44.959 --> 00:15:49.280 align:center
Hello, ako si Esther Alonso,
at isa akong batang komedyante.

00:15:51.040 --> 00:15:52.040 align:center
Ang saya nito!

00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:54.319 align:center
Isang gabing wala ang mga bata.

00:15:54.400 --> 00:15:56.640 align:center
Oo, may asawa na 'ko.

00:15:56.719 --> 00:16:00.560 align:center
Pero mas gusto ko dito,
kaysa sa bahay, kaya naman…

00:16:00.640 --> 00:16:03.040 align:center
Isipin n'yo na lang
kung ga'no kalala do'n.

00:16:05.199 --> 00:16:06.359 align:center
Ano 'to?

00:16:06.439 --> 00:16:09.280 align:center
Halimbawa, sa inyong mga nanonood,

00:16:09.359 --> 00:16:11.560 align:center
ilan sa inyo ang may karelasyon?
Taas ang kamay.

00:16:11.640 --> 00:16:13.520 align:center
Uy!

00:16:13.599 --> 00:16:15.640 align:center
At ilan sa inyo ang single?

00:16:17.599 --> 00:16:19.000 align:center
Kawawa naman kayo.

00:16:19.079 --> 00:16:20.599 align:center
Madadali din kayo!

00:16:22.880 --> 00:16:26.319 align:center
Ang galing! 'Yong pinakabarumbado pa
ang pinakanagtagumpay.

00:16:26.400 --> 00:16:29.680 align:center
Di ko masasabing matagumpay ako.
Siguro, masipag lang.

00:16:30.359 --> 00:16:31.920 align:center
Kasal ka na? Divorced?

00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:33.319 align:center
Single.

00:16:33.400 --> 00:16:36.920 align:center
Naglagay siya ng singsing
sa cake ng ex niya, pero wala din.

00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.240 align:center
Single din ako.

00:16:39.959 --> 00:16:43.599 align:center
Marimar, ngayong nakainom na 'ko,
may sasabihin ako sa 'yo.

00:16:44.280 --> 00:16:47.760 align:center
Noong high school,
sobrang crush kita. Pero…

00:16:47.839 --> 00:16:49.880 align:center
Mahiyain ako kaya walang nakapuna.

00:16:49.959 --> 00:16:51.359 align:center
Ano ka ba? Alam namin.

00:16:51.439 --> 00:16:54.959 align:center
Ay. Kung gano'n…

00:16:55.040 --> 00:16:57.439 align:center
Pero, alam mo, crush ko si Raul.

00:16:57.520 --> 00:16:59.240 align:center
Uy! Sorry.

00:17:00.839 --> 00:17:02.000 align:center
HIHINTAYIN BA KITA?

00:17:02.079 --> 00:17:03.400 align:center
Sorry, una na 'ko.

00:17:03.479 --> 00:17:04.839 align:center
Hala, sayang naman.

00:17:04.919 --> 00:17:08.240 align:center
Ilalakad ko 'yong aso.
Mag-isa lang siya, kawawa naman.

00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:13.040 align:center
-Puwede tayong magkita next time?
-"Next time"? Hindi.

00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:15.560 align:center
Bukas, 9:00, sa gastrobar ko.
Isesend ko ang address.

00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:16.640 align:center
Sige.

00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:20.079 align:center
Sorry.

00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:21.680 align:center
Okay.

00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:28.919 align:center
Nakarami ka na. Mahuhuli ka.

00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:29.960 align:center
Animal ka.

00:17:30.040 --> 00:17:31.120 align:center
Sa kama lang.

00:17:35.040 --> 00:17:37.840 align:center
Naisip mo na bang magpa-hair transplant?

00:17:37.919 --> 00:17:39.520 align:center
Di na halata 'yon ngayon.

00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:53.000 align:center
Patricia?

00:17:57.760 --> 00:17:58.600 align:center
Patricia.

00:18:00.080 --> 00:18:02.040 align:center
-Ano 'yon?
-Tulog na si Daniela?

00:18:02.800 --> 00:18:05.280 align:center
Wala pa po siya.

00:18:14.840 --> 00:18:17.600 align:center
Daniela, alas-singko na ng umaga.

00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:19.880 align:center
Ayos ka lang ba? Buhay ka pa ba?

00:18:24.919 --> 00:18:26.560 align:center
Bakit di ka sumasagot?

00:18:27.080 --> 00:18:28.320 align:center
Dead-batt ako.

00:18:28.399 --> 00:18:31.480 align:center
Grabe, nakaka-miss mag-party.

00:18:31.560 --> 00:18:34.240 align:center
-Uminom ka?
-Huwag. Wag mo 'kong kontrolin.

00:18:34.320 --> 00:18:36.960 align:center
Di kita kinokontrol.
Nag-aalala lang ako sa bata.

00:18:37.040 --> 00:18:38.720 align:center
May buhay kang dala-dala.

00:18:38.800 --> 00:18:40.120 align:center
Hay, matutulog na 'ko.

00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:42.240 align:center
Mag-usap tayo nang kalmado bukas.

00:18:42.320 --> 00:18:44.159 align:center
Matulog ka na. Sakit ka sa ulo!

00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:46.640 align:center
Sakit sa ulo?

00:19:00.840 --> 00:19:02.120 align:center
Kape?

00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:04.360 align:center
Sige, please.

00:19:06.080 --> 00:19:07.800 align:center
-Good morning.
-Hi.

00:19:09.320 --> 00:19:12.040 align:center
Di ka pala nagkuwento.
Kumusta 'yong kahapon?

00:19:12.120 --> 00:19:14.480 align:center
Ayos naman. School reunion dinner.

00:19:14.560 --> 00:19:16.159 align:center
Nakita ko 'yong dati kong crush.

00:19:18.320 --> 00:19:20.040 align:center
-Tapos?
-Churros!

00:19:20.120 --> 00:19:22.600 align:center
Pambihira, papatayin kita!

00:19:23.520 --> 00:19:24.360 align:center
Luz Ferreiro?

00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:43.840 align:center
PARA SA ALIPING ABOGADA
NA MAY PINAKAMAGANDANG PUWIT SA MADRID. P.

00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:49.120 align:center
-Parating na ho ang doktor.
-Salamat.

00:19:55.720 --> 00:19:56.960 align:center
Di mo 'ko kakausapin?

00:19:57.040 --> 00:19:58.480 align:center
Para sa'n? Para makipagtalo?

00:19:58.560 --> 00:20:01.120 align:center
Kung gusto mong mauna ang Galvan, sige.

00:20:01.200 --> 00:20:04.640 align:center
Wala akong pakialam sa apelyido.
Gusto ko lang ma-relax.

00:20:05.240 --> 00:20:06.320 align:center
Kumusta kayo?

00:20:06.399 --> 00:20:08.560 align:center
-Okay naman. Masaya.
-Okay na okay.

00:20:10.840 --> 00:20:12.320 align:center
Ayos.

00:20:14.080 --> 00:20:15.080 align:center
Handa ka na?

00:20:18.080 --> 00:20:19.480 align:center
Ay, ang lamig!

00:20:19.560 --> 00:20:21.240 align:center
'Yan ang baby n'yo.

00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:24.600 align:center
Perfect ang lahat.

00:20:26.280 --> 00:20:29.440 align:center
-Gusto n'yong malaman ang sex?
-Wag. Pakisulat at palagay sa envelope.

00:20:29.520 --> 00:20:31.840 align:center
Para sa gender reveal party.
Si Cynthia mag-aayos.

00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:33.880 align:center
Ano naman 'yon?

00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:37.919 align:center
Party para sa gender reveal ng bata.
Sponsored ng diaper brand.

00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:40.480 align:center
-Akala ko, influ-hater ka.
-Mm-hmm.

00:20:40.560 --> 00:20:42.000 align:center
E, nag-compute ako.

00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:45.960 align:center
Nga pala, tayo pa ring dalawa, ha?

00:20:46.040 --> 00:20:48.440 align:center
Para sa followers, brands, mga gano'n.

00:20:49.040 --> 00:20:50.679 align:center
-May problema ba?
-Wala.

00:20:58.760 --> 00:21:01.720 align:center
Dinala siya sa Paris,
pinadalhan ng bulaklak nang nando'n ako.

00:21:01.800 --> 00:21:03.280 align:center
Alam niyang nando'n ako.

00:21:03.360 --> 00:21:06.320 align:center
Gago siya. Binago ko 'yong card,
ako ang nagbigay ng bulaklak.

00:21:06.399 --> 00:21:08.040 align:center
Ba't mahilig si Luz sa alpha male?

00:21:08.120 --> 00:21:09.720 align:center
Nasa show siya ni Esther.

00:21:09.800 --> 00:21:10.640 align:center
-Si Luz?
-Oo.

00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:13.240 align:center
-Kasama 'yong lalaki?
-Hindi, si Paz. Amiga niya.

00:21:13.320 --> 00:21:18.040 align:center
Sa P din nagsisimula 'yong pangalan no'n.
P 'yong nakalagay sa card.

00:21:18.120 --> 00:21:19.360 align:center
P?

00:21:20.800 --> 00:21:23.200 align:center
-Pablo, Pepe, Paco.
-Patricio.

00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:24.600 align:center
Patricio?

00:21:24.679 --> 00:21:26.040 align:center
Pedro. 'Eto na siya.

00:21:26.120 --> 00:21:28.200 align:center
Sabi ni Daniela, kami na ulit.

00:21:28.280 --> 00:21:29.720 align:center
Ayos! Nagkabalikan kayo?

00:21:29.800 --> 00:21:33.240 align:center
Hindi, para lang sa brands.
Pero puwede na, di ba?

00:21:33.320 --> 00:21:34.640 align:center
-Oo.
-Sige.

00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:35.919 align:center
Okay.

00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:38.640 align:center
Parang may problema kami ni Irene.

00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:40.480 align:center
-Pumalpak ka agad?
-Hindi.

00:21:40.560 --> 00:21:43.600 align:center
No'ng tanungin ni Esther
kung sino-sino ang single at hindi,

00:21:43.679 --> 00:21:46.040 align:center
tinaas ko ang kamay ko sa hindi,
at siya, sa single.

00:21:47.159 --> 00:21:49.560 align:center
Di niya nakita, okay? Pero ewan ko…

00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:52.919 align:center
Medyo nakakalungkot, kasi in love na 'ko.

00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:54.560 align:center
-Agad?
-Wag n'yong sabihin, ha?

00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:59.080 align:center
-Pag na-in love ka, talo ka.
-Kumusta ang reunion n'yo?

00:21:59.159 --> 00:22:01.679 align:center
Saya. Lalabas kami mamaya ng crush niya.

00:22:01.760 --> 00:22:03.399 align:center
Pag sinaktan mo siya, lagot ka.

00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:05.560 align:center
Walang nakakilala sa gagong ito.

00:22:06.080 --> 00:22:08.320 align:center
Di mo kasi pinuntahan ang asawa mo.

00:22:08.399 --> 00:22:10.000 align:center
Buti na lang. Nilibak ka niya.

00:22:10.080 --> 00:22:11.120 align:center
Ano?

00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:14.159 align:center
Buong set niya, puro jokes
tungkol sa asawa niya.

00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:18.480 align:center
Tinawag ka niyang amoeba, under the saya,
tanga, at tagaplantsa ng panty.

00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:19.800 align:center
Tagaplantsa?

00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.720 align:center
Kinuwento pa niya
ang anal vibrator na bigay mo.

00:22:22.800 --> 00:22:25.080 align:center
Binili mo raw para sa sarili mo.

00:22:32.480 --> 00:22:33.439 align:center
Maging partner.

00:22:34.360 --> 00:22:37.280 align:center
'Yon ang dapat sa 'kin
at walong taon na 'ko rito.

00:22:37.360 --> 00:22:41.000 align:center
Kailangan n'yo ng summary
ng mga nagawa ko? Meron ako dito.

00:22:41.080 --> 00:22:44.720 align:center
Luz, bakit ka nagmamadali? Bata ka pa.

00:22:44.800 --> 00:22:45.720 align:center
Bata?

00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:49.040 align:center
Ang karaniwang edad
sa partnership ay 37. Ako, 43 na.

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Pumapasok ako ng 9 a.m.,
minsan, umuuwi ng 11 p.m.

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Walang nagdududa sa husay mo.

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Ewan ko, di sa nagpapabiktima ako,
para lang kasing

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mas marami akong
kailangang patunayan at babae ako.

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Ano 'ka mo?

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Alfonso, 80% ng partners, lalaki.
Pero ako nag-file ng divorce papers mo.

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Luz, di 'to pinagdedesisyunan
sa opisinang 'to.

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At di lang ikaw
ang nag-iisip na deserve nila 'to.

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May naming committee na nagrereport

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ng kinita at dami ng clients
ng bawat kandidato,

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pati karangalan at husay nila.
Kokonsulta pa sa ibang partners.

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Aabutin pa 'yon ng susunod na taon.

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Pero may posibilidad naman, okay?

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Galingan mo lang.

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Nag-resign na 'ko.

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Magaling.

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-Halika.
-Ha?

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Ano 'to?

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Ferreiro & Artigas.

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Parang sekta ng simbahan
'yong "Luz & Paz," e.

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Pero…

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Pa'no mo nalamang magre-resign ako?

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Di ko alam.

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Pero kung maghihintay ka pa bago kumilos…

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Ano? Ikaw talaga… luka-luka ka!

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Tama, at ang hot mo.

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Iha, tulungan mo ang papa mong maglinis.

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Hindi ako iha.

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Ano'ng sabi niya?

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Papa, pakisabi kay Lolo
na igalang ang pronouns ko.

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Hi!

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Manood kayong lahat ng TV.

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Bitawan mo 'yan, kukunin ko 'yan.

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-Sige na.
-Gutom na 'ko. Ano'ng pagkain?

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Sunud-sunuran ka.

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Kumusta ang stand-up mo? Tumawa ba sila?

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Oo.

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Ang totoo, magaling ako sa comedy.

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Paano naman ang royalties ko?

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-Ha?
-Dinurog mo ako.

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Asawa ko ang binanggit ko, di ikaw.

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At sino ang asawa mo?

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Hindi nabanggit.

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Hindi, nabanggit siya.

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Kung Esther Alonso ang nasa poster,

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asawa mo 'yong asawa ni Esther Alonso.

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-Sa madaling salita, ako.
-Ano ba?

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-Ako, tagaplantsa ng panty?
-Oo.

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-Di na ko nagpaplantsa no'n.
-Di naman kasi kailangan.

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Esther, hanggang saan
ang kaya mong gawin para umangat?

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Tinawagan mo na kapatid mo?

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Carmen, mas komportable siya sa Valencia.
Naaalala niya sa Madrid si Mama.

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Hindi ako aalis dito!

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Okay. Sige. Hindi puwede.

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Sige, kita na lang tayo sa Pasko.

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Okay, sige. Ingat, bye.

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Nauna na do'n si Mama.

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Ha?

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Mas gusto niya raw sa Valencia.
Do'n daw galing ang mga cruise.

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-Ano 'yan?
-Naghahanap ako ng retirement home.

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Honey, di ko siya ilalagay do'n
at malusog naman siya.

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Oras na makahanap tayo, hindi na.

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Wag kang mag-alala,
magkakaayos sila. Ako'ng bahala.

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Pagbalik ni Mama sa cruise,
nagbago na si Papa.

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Luis, 82 na siya.

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Sino'ng tinatawagan mo?

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Patrick? Kumusta?

00:26:05.919 --> 00:26:06.800 align:center
May ideya ako.

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Deconstruction at cooking course
para sa matatanda.

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Ano sa tingin mo?

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Di pupunta ang anak mo?

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Hindi. Naisip ko, masyado pang maaga.

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Nagtaas ka ng kamay kagabi.

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Ah.

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Akala ko, di mo nakita.

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Peripheral vision.

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Ayoko lang ma-offend ka.

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Alam mo na,
sa individualistic na panahon ngayon,

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bihira na ang magka-connection.

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Masaya akong kasama ka.
Pero kung seryoso ang hanap mo…

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Hindi.

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Ako, hindi. Imposible.

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Sa ngayon, abala ako sa trabaho.
Sa libro ko.

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Ako din.

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Sa dami ng iniisip ko ngayon.

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'Yon din kasi ang inaalala ko.

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'Ka ko, "Pa'no kung nahuhulog na
si Irene sa 'kin?"

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-Hindi, wag kang mag-alala.
-Hindi?

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Okay, ayos 'yon.

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Sigurado kang hindi?

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-Hindi nga.
-Okay.

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-Kahit kaunti?
-Hindi talaga.

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Perfect.

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Perfect. Oo. Buti na lang. Wow.

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-Papa?
-Ha?

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Iha, ba't ka nandito? Nag-cancel ako.

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Ay, naka-silent ka sa 'kin.

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-Hello, Irene.
-Hello.

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Sumama siya. Kumusta? Ako si Alex.

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Nice to meet you. Ako si Blanca, ex niya.

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Ikaw siguro si Manu.

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Hindi. Ako si Manu.

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-Kumusta?
-Si Salva, boyfriend ko.

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-Hello.
-Ay, sorry.

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-Upo ka.
-Wag.

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Please, wag kayong umupo.

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Family dinner 'to, okay?

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Gusto talaga kitang makilala.
Baliw na baliw si Papa sa 'yo.

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Anak ng… buwisit.

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Daniela, kain na.

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Patricia, iwan mo muna kami.

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Mahuhuli na nila 'yong Highway Ripper.

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Sa baba ka manood.

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May TV ka sa kuwarto mo.

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Pero di 'yon Smart TV. Walang Netflix.

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Sige na. Alis na.

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Wow.

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Diyos ko. Ikaw ang pinaka-sexy
na mommy sa universe.

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Salamat. Lalabas ako,
pero nakapag-charge na 'ko.

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Lalabas? Nagluto ako ng dinner natin.

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-Pedro, di tayo mag-on.
-Alam ko.

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Pero tutal pinepeke na natin…
ginagawa ko lang 'yong papel ko.

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Okay.

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Nandito na siya.

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Patri, ang mama mo!

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Ano?

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Papa! Sumama ka rin?

00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:39.000 align:center
Pam-business class ang binigay ni Daniela,
kaya nag-economy ako para makasama siya.

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Ano 'to?

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Di siya puwedeng manganak mag-isa.

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Puwede silang mag-hotel.

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Maawa ka naman, utang na loob.

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Para sa'n pa 'yong mga kuwarto dito?

00:28:56.639 --> 00:29:00.040 align:center
Umabot kami ng 12 taon ni Diego.
Laging di pa time para magkaanak.

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O magpakasal.

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Papel lang naman daw ang kasal.

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-Kaya iniwan mo?
-Sumama siya sa iba.

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Kasal na sila, may tatlong anak.

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Sina Lucia, Hugo, at Martina.

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Panay post niya ng photos sa IG.

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Pati videos at Stories.

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Buti naka-move on ka na.

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Oo nga.

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Gusto mo bang maging tatay?

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Oo, dati pa.

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Pero divorce lawyer ang ex ko,
ayaw niyang magkaanak.

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'Yong sa cake?

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Siya nga. No'ng mag-propose ako,
open relationship na lang daw kami.

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Ang sama.

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Pa'no kayo magkakaugnayan
kung nakikipaglandian ka sa iba?

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Imposible 'yon.

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Kumusta naman?

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-Okay ba ang pagkain?
-Napakasarap. Salamat.

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Uy, ang sarap nito!

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Restaurant niya,
pero di kabisado ang menu.

00:29:52.760 --> 00:29:54.560 align:center
Ang dami kasi ng projects ko.

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Nakakatuwang nagtagpo ulit tayo
sa puntong 'to ng buhay natin, 'no?

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Totoo.

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-Sandali.
-Ano 'yon?

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Wala, gusto kong magdahan-dahan.

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Mahalaga sa 'kin ang sex.
Ayokong gawin 'yon kung kani-kanino.

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Kung kani-kanino?
Ang tagal na nating magkakilala.

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Gusto kong gawin 'to nang tama.
Nangako akong di na 'ko magpapaloko.

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Tama, at ginagalang kita.

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Good night.

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Buwisit, Marimar.

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Nakita niyang nagtaas ako ng kamay.

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Nalintikan na.

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Okay lang. Nagawan ko ng paraan.

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Opisyal na kaming fuck-buddies.

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Welcome to the club.

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Hindi, sorry. Magkaiba 'yon.

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Ano'ng mas nakakahiya?
Romantic anarchy o fuck-buddies?

00:31:05.280 --> 00:31:07.439 align:center
Para ding relasyon ang romantic anarchy.

00:31:07.520 --> 00:31:10.639 align:center
Pero ang buddies, mas malapit 'yon.

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Pareho lang.
Mga label para sa mga walang label.

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O, di ba? 'Yong sa 'kin, malinaw.
Mag-asawang may renta at dalawang anak.

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Nakakalungkot.

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-PlayStation tayo sa bahay?
-Sige. 'Yong papatay tayo.

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Sa huli, mukhang ako pa ang panalo.

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Hintayin n'yo 'ko!

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