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[classical music playing]

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[camera shutter clicking]

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[Santi] Well, if you put
about 50,000 euros into it,

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the value will increase by about 30%.

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-He's ripping you off, dude.
-I mean, if you're selling it.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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I wanted to see how much it might go for,
and Esther won't shut up about it.

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My parents are getting back together.

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But then you won't be able to renovate.

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And why would
I wanna renovate my childhood home?

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It'd be like prostituting my memories.

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-Luis, time changes everything, eh?
-Huh?

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Look in the mirror.

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Hmm? I still see the young man I was.

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Hmm. You sure?

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[Pedro] He just wants to bring you
as a client for his new job.

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[Santi] Well, I guess it would be good
for me. What are friends for?

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Any plans this weekend?

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Well, I'm going to a countryside hotel.
I planned a romantic getaway with Esther.

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You realize you have to take care
of your significant other.

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I'm coming.

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-What?
-[Raúl] It's a couple's trip.

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'Cause Marimar says we can't go alone.
Too much temptation.

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What mental illness makes you think
that way when you're a 40-year-old woman?

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I don't know. She was a slut at 15.

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Don't say that about Marimar, dude.

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In a countryside hotel,
I think we might fuck.

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Yeah, women that act
like saints are usually whores.

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Well, say something, will you?

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All right, I'll come with Irene,
and we can work on our intimacy.

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Just us would be weird, but as a group…

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Well, I'll come with Daniela. She's been
happy lately. We don't argue anymore.

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[Santi] Which hotel? Is it expensive?

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You can't. It's full.
It was a special offer that ended.

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[Raúl] Don't be so damn cheap.

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We can all share.
Let's get a country house.

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You sure you want a repeat of Ibiza?

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It'll erase bad memories.

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-Yeah, that's true.
-Oh, look. A fireplace.

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-Romantic.
-Ooh, that's nice. How much?

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You guys are ruining my plan.
We wanted to go alone.

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Pedro wants to win back Daniela.

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Santi wants to get intimate with Irene,
and I wanna fuck Marimar.

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-Are you our friend, or are you not?
-[Pedro] Hmm?

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I'll check on it with Esther,
but I'm not promising anything.

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She is super excited
about our romantic getaway.

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What am I going to do
for four days stuck in a hotel with Luis?

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-I don't wanna go.
-Then don't go.

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[sighs] I can't complain
that he doesn't take the initiative.

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-And then when he does, mess up his plans.
-Ooh, I don't get monogamy.

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I don't need more adventures
in my marriage. That's why I'm acting.

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Oh, that's right.
How did it go with Alpha Males?

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Great! They loved
how I acted kind of drunk.

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Really?

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Pedro says I have potential.

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Okay, why not make it
an acting challenge for you?

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You're now playing a happily married wife.

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[scoffs] And what are we gonna talk about?

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You'll also be having sex.

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Not for very long.

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Right. Another advantage of dating women.

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We go at it for three hours.

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That's an advantage?

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[laughs] Yeah.

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And how are things with Paz?
Has she called you?

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-No. Maybe she's waiting.
-Then you do it.

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No way. No.

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Right, with girls,
who calls first in these cases?

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-Hmm?
-She can do whatever.

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The good thing about being a romantic
anarchist is you spread love around.

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[cell phone chimes]

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[gasps] Paz!

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-She's calling me.
-Ah.

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-Well then, your afternoon is looking up.
-Yeah. [gasps]

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What should I do?

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ALPHA MALES

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[laughs] I don't know.

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-The two of us alone, isn't that weird?
-[Pedro] No, no, no, no.

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With our friends, as a group.
We got a country house.

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And how many clothes did you buy today?

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You know that babies grow every month?

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You guys really wanna repeat
what happened in Ibiza?

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We'll replace all of our bad memories,
and it's a bit of fresh air for Viviana.

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-Anaïs.
-Right, like the cologne. [clears throat]

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[clicks tongue] Well, let's go, then.

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But Patricia isn't coming.
I can't have her near a cliff right now.

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She seems nice
and comfortable here with her family.

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[woman] Move, move your legs.
Don't let your body sink.

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[Irene] Santi, I have to finish
this fucking book.

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Aren't you done doing rewrites?

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I don't know. I think it's polarizing,
too theoretical, and boring.

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[sighs] There's something off.

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[Santi] Just put it aside for now,
and revisit it later, all right?

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And if you come on this trip,
we'll laugh together.

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Also, lots of good sex.

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Just as friends, of course. Hmm?

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All right, maybe disconnecting
will be good.

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Awesome! Then you can see things
with a new perspective. Yeah?

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-Okay, kisses.
-Can't wait to see you. Bye.

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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [scatting]

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[gasps]

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[exhales] Hmm.

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[Marimar] Well, I like the idea
of a trip together while we're dating

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so we can get to know each other better.

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But I'm worried that we'll lose control
and do things that we'll regret later.

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Don't worry.
My friends are all Christians. Hmm.

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I mean, one's married with two kids.

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Another couple is expecting.

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Santi and Irene just started dating.

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But they all go
to church every Sunday, you know.

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But our bedrooms will be separate.

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Oh, of course. Pedro and Daniela
are gonna sleep in separate bedrooms.

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-Are they new to dating?
-They're the ones who are expecting.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, mm… They're traditional,

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and, you know,
they made a hole in the sheet to do it.

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Seriously? So depressing.

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Yeah.

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Well, all right,
if they understand our relationship

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is a Catholic one
and that we're waiting, then fine.

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I don't wanna feel awkward.

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Be yourself, and you'll fit in, Marimar.

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Oh, yeah, all of us together. That's good.

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That's a great idea. Hmm.

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Oh, I told them we might wanna go alone
since it was supposed to be romantic.

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It'll still be romantic, honey.

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But this way,
we might even have some fun as well.

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Okay. So no hotel?

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Yeah, just cancel it.
Here, finish this. I have to go shopping.

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Right now? For what?

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I wanna look hot. Those bitches
are not gonna show me up again.

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Hmm.

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Are you sure
she's ready to meet your friends?

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Álex, I need to sort my feelings.

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We watched Bridges of Madison County,
and she didn't cry.

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What girl doesn't tear up watching that?

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You know, a better cry
is Toy Story 3. [chuckles]

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Aww, when the kid gives Woody
and Buzz Lightyear to the little girl

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because he's grown up
and before he leaves,

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he thanks all his toys. [sobs]

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Oh, well, that just
makes me feel old. See you.

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-[horn honks]
-[Álex] Oh! Mm.

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Right.

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-Where are you going?
-Uh, a weekend trip.

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I don't feel safe
under the same roof as a sex offender.

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-[horn honks]
-[Luis] Santiago!

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-You're going away with our friends?
-Those friends aren't yours.

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-They never were and never will be.
-[Blanca] Wait.

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-I need money for another lawyer.
-Another lawyer? Why?

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Well, my lawyer wants me
to plead guilty to reduce my sentence.

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Blanca, you grabbed a guy's ass, twice.

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-It's his word against mine.
-They got you on camera.

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-I think my drink was spiked.
-[groans]

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Let's go, my God.

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Luis, Esther,
would you say I'm your friend?

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-Huh? Uh, yeah, sure.
-Yeah, why? You wanna come with us?

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No, no, no, not possible. She can't go.
She has to work on her jewelry.

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No, I'm a masseuse now.
I do shiatsu and Reiki.

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-Shiatsu. Oh, well, that's great.
-Yeah.

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Yeah, she practices
at night with strangers.

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In Reiki, you don't touch anyone.

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Hey, Dad, here! Play this with Irene.

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"Connect"? What's this?

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A game for building deeper relationships
with "friends." Know what I mean?

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Yeah, it's for those who are unemotional.

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-[Álex] If this doesn't help you two…
-No, I don't want this pressure.

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We going, or what?
We still have to go pick up the feminist.

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-Irene. Yeah, thanks.
-[Luis laughs]

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Off to the countryside
with Irene, eh? You dog.

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Do you have any friends
you can introduce me to?

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Roof down?

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[exhales] No, there's too many mosquitoes.

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-All right.
-[engine revving]

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[clicks tongue]

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-[revving]
-Hey, we're not going to do that!

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[exhales] Uh, no, no. Yeah, sorry.

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-[crowd chattering]
-[jazz music playing]

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Sorry, love.

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-[both] Mm!
-My day was so shitty.

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With all the meetings and phone calls.

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And plus, the hour and a half I spent

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in the jewelry store. [inhales sharply]

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-Mm.
-What is this?

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Well, I thought about it,
and I want you all to myself.

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I'm old-fashioned.

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[chuckles]

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So, let's get married.

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And here we go again with the rings.

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[sighs]

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[Rita barking]

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Hey, what's up, loser?
You scared of sharp turns, or what?

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-Grow up, Raúl.
-[Daniela sighs]

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How pretty. It's huge.
Glad we don't have to clean up.

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-[Esther] Didn't you bring Patricia?
-She's off today.

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Fucking Stefan.

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It's a good thing you're deconstructed.

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-You can cook us dinner.
-[chuckles]

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Marimar, how was the drive in?

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It was great.

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Hey, this is Esther, my…

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[exhales] …wife.

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-Hi there.
-[Esther] Nice to meet you.

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Take in that great view.

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To think some don't accept
there's a God. [exhales]

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Yeah, it's, um, incredible.

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Hmm. Shall we pick our rooms?
One, two, three, go!

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-Hey. Luis. Run, Luis! Run!
-I… [sighs]

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-[Daniela laughs]
-They're all the same, right?

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[Esther] Bullshit!

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So, okay, Irene, this is Raúl.

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-[Irene] Hey.
-"Iren-is" got a penis. [laughing]

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-Have you ever heard of that one?
-[Irene] Never.

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You are the first one.

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-Dude, come on.
-She took that well.

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You know we're not really close friends.

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Oh, like Pedro?

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Yeah, I'm really only close with Luis.

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-Hmm.
-If I'm honest. Yeah. [exhales]

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-You see that?
-[Pedro] Ho-ho-ho!

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[Santi] Are you an idiot?

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What's the problem?
That joke was a classic.

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"Iren-is" got a penis.
Alberto the "pervert-o."

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-Montoya's got a--
-[Santi] Raúl, be an adult, damn it.

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Why do I gotta be the adult?

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Hey, why are you wearing a cross?

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[chuckles] It's from my First Communion.
My mom had it.

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[chuckles] Who'd have thought that
you'd use it to get some pussy, huh?

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-[laughing]
-Shh! Don't ruin my story.

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I told her all of us are religious.

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-Oh.
-Wow.

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Hey, this is so nice.

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Well, we like to live a little.

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Yeah, we're all about
having a good time. Hmm.

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Luis, can you come here a moment?

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The best room went to the Catholic woman
who's sleeping alone. That little bitch.

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-Don't start criticizing everyone, okay?
-We haven't discussed it yet.

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But I think it's kind of wrong
for Raúl to bring someone else.

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Tell that to Luz.
She wanted this romantic anarchy.

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Marimar's a victim.

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Okay, so we get settled in,
and what's our plan?

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We could go hiking.
I downloaded trail maps.

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Hiking? No, we're doing something else.

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You can do lots of things here.

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Horse riding, quad bikes,
even zip lines. Hmm.

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[thunder crashing]

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It's raining.

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[Daniela] Didn't anybody think
to check the weather?

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[Raúl] It'll pass soon.

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I'll light the fireplace.

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[Pedro] Come on. The heater's already on.

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Come on, bro. It's very romantic.

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-I'm ready!
-[Daniela] Ooh!

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[laughs]

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Where are you going?

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What? We're not going out?

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[Pedro chuckles] Where to?
The village pub?

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You look beautiful, honey.

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Well, take a photo of me
in front of the window, at least.

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You do that. I said I would make
some dinner for all of us.

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You set the table.

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-Me?
-Yep.

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-Can I help you?
-Okay!

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Uh, oh, sure, but you don't have to.

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But, okay, if you want to.

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Um, whatever you want, Marimar.

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Uh, you could smile as if you were happy.

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-[camera clicks]
-[Irene] Play a game, hmm?

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Parcheesi? Strip poker?

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[Daniela] Let's snoop in the drawers
and see if we find something weird.

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[Irene] Mm!

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-And lift.
-[both laugh]

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[inhales] Hey, Pedro.
I haven't said anything,

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but thank you so much for the opportunity.

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-[chuckles]
-Uh, yeah.

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It was only three lines. It's no big deal.

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-And you really think I have potential?
-Huh?

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'Cause a little birdie told me that
you loved my kind of drunk performance.

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Uh, yeah. You have potential, yeah.

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Yeah? Because I actually have
some ideas for season two.

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I'll share them.

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-[cell phone rings]
-Just a second. Sorry.

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Aren't you supposed to be fucking now?

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[Luz] I split up with Paz.
Wanna get a drink?

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No, I can't. I'm on that trip.

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Ah, that's right, your romantic getaway.

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No, all the guys came in the end.
Thank God.

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All the guys?
Raúl too? He didn't say anything.

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Oh, no?

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That's weird.

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And we had plans
for a trip in the countryside.

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So, why don't you come over here
and surprise him?

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You sure?

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Yeah, he'd love to see you.

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Why did you tell Esther
she was great when we cut her scene?

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The joy on my wife's face is priceless.

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And when it comes out?

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"How will you live, Rambo?" "Day by day."

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[sighs]

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Hey, I brought
this fun game called "Connect."

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Oh! What's that?

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[shouts] Santi found
a game called "Connect."

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"A game of questions and answers
to have fun with your friends

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and make connections that are genuine."

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-[Santi] It's a two-player game.
-You can play as a group.

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-Uh, oh, yeah.
-[Daniela] Mm-hmm.

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-I think we should let her go.
-[Santi] It's Irene's turn.

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Please. Hey, shh! Concentrate, come on.

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-Pedro.
-Pedro.

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"If you could send one message
to everyone on WhatsApp,

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what would you send?"

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[exhales] Um… Oh, uh…
I would send a dick pic.

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-[all laughing]
-[Luis] All right, yeah.

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Let's take it seriously.
Pedro, no, you're eliminated. You're out.

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-Okay.
-[Raúl] But who wins?

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Well, I think it's whoever opens up, yeah?

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What if we played some Parcheesi?

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-Yeah, no.
-[Daniela] Luis.

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Yeah.

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"If you could go back
to when you were 20 years old,

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what would you say to yourself?"

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-Uh… uh, sex is not a big deal.
-[Santi] You're eliminated too.

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-I mean, honestly.
-I mean, that was honest.

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Oh, all right, all right.

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-Marimar.
-[Esther] Hmm.

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[Luis] "What are you most
excited about in your life right now?"

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Raúl.

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-Ah!
-[all] Aww!

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-Aww.
-[Marimar] My turn.

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[hums]

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Esther, choose one.

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"A perfect body
or amazing emotional intelligence?"

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-A perfect body.
-[Luis] What are you saying, honey?

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No way.

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Oh! Raúl.

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-Hmm.
-"What do you think about lying?"

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"Are there any situations
where you think it's justified?"

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No, no, no. It's always bad.

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[all laugh]

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[Raúl] All right, Daniela.

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"What is your biggest disappointment?"

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Um, that I wasn't given the award
for Influencer of the Year.

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-Eliminated for lying!
-Come on! [laughs]

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-And it's okay for him?
-[Santi] Okay, it's my turn.

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And this one is for Irene.

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[chuckles] Oh, it's a good one. Hmm.

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"What are you most afraid of?"

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Uh, that the patriarchy keeps mutating
in order to perpetuate silently.

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And that word comes up again.

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What do you mean, it's mutating?

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Well, new masculinity, for example.
What the hell is that?

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Careful, all of us have a diploma, right?

15:12.079 --> 15:14.760
Well, I'm more concerned
about this new feminism.

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Thanks to all this progressiveness,
my daughter is now confused.

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-He knows who he is. He's Jacob.
-[laughing]

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Have you asked her why?
Why she wants to be a boy?

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It's most likely dysphoria.

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-Huh?
-She says it's cooler now.

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See? We're told things are
for boys or girls,

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and that boy things are cooler.

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Then it's normal she'd wanna be a guy.

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It's the fault
of stereotypes in our society.

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[Esther] Well, I disagree.

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-[Irene] With what?
-All of it.

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Everyone treats us like we're delicate,
disabled, or victims. It's so annoying.

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But what does that have to do with--

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Excuse her.
She suffers from toxic masculinity.

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-Toxic masculinity? It's not a virus.
-Yeah.

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-You have toxic masculinity.
-No one's asked me a question.

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Listen, I don't feel like a victim,
but it is true.

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There is structural sexism in society
that we do need to fight against.

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[chuckles] Oh, yeah? And how?
By showing off on Instagram?

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Or launching rockets
at your gender reveal party?

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At least I don't criticize other women.

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[Marimar] The real problem
is that both women and men

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have distanced themselves from God.

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-Of course, I agree.
-[Irene] It's easier to think like you.

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That everything is fine
and that we're all hysterical whiners.

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But don't worry.
We're here fighting for you.

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-I don't need anyone fighting for me.
-Esther, you're a dick defender.

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-I'm a what?
-[Pedro] Oh!

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-What about we all go to bed?
-Good idea.

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-We're all tired from driving.
-Yeah, let's do that.

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A man-apologist and a panty-ironer.
You're meant for each other.

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Really?

16:30.439 --> 16:33.359
Since you guys are deconstructed,
you can handle cleaning this, yeah?

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Don't worry about it.

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-[Marimar] Good night.
-I hope you sleep well, Marimar.

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[Raúl] See you tomorrow, dude. Mm.

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-There's the hetero pat.
-[Daniela] Huh?

16:41.959 --> 16:45.079
When guys hug,
to avoid any doubts about their sexuality,

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they finish off with a macho gesture.

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-The hetero pat.
-[Daniela] Oh.

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Is that true?
Hey, come here. Gimme a normal hug.

16:56.760 --> 16:58.719
Mm. Mm.

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Dude, I can't help it.

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It's like a body reflex.

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Okay, let's just clean up.

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Santi, control your friend.
She's gonna ruin everything.

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I don't own her, you know.

17:11.119 --> 17:14.200
-Great idea, bringing that stupid game.
-The game was only for the two of us.

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Don't ruin my romantic getaway, please.
I'm asking you, just be normal.

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Santi, this is your warning.

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Irene is our Yoko Ono.

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-What are you saying?
-[Raúl] That's what those girls do.

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They infiltrate male friend groups
and destroy them from within.

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They're like cancer cells,
designed to exterminate.

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Divide and conquer, an age-old idea.

17:30.159 --> 17:32.080
[Luis] We get
that you've fallen for Irene, okay?

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She's Patrick with a vagina.

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But she treats us all
like we're a bunch of idiots.

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The problem with you guys
is that you're a bunch of old dudes

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that can't stand that this woman
is brilliant and also empowered

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and that your mediocrity is now exposed.

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-That's right. She's not welcome here.
-No, don't worry.

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She won't come again.
No, and I won't either.

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-Santi, come on. Don't be like that.
-[Luis sighs]

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And you two could pretend
a little better around Marimar.

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Just be thankful I haven't told her
that all you wanna do is fuck her.

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[Raúl] What do you know?
We're getting to know each other.

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Raúl.

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You're pissed off
'cause I stole your platonic love.

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What do you mean, platonic?

18:07.600 --> 18:09.399
-Nothing happened.
-Yeah, of course.

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Because she didn't want to.
That's why it's platonic.

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I think you're jealous.

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No, I'm not, but now I get why
you're all weird whenever you talk to her.

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I don't get all weird.

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[mocking] "I hope you sleep well,
Marimar."

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See? If we'd come here alone,
we wouldn't be having these problems.

18:22.960 --> 18:25.600
-[cell phone vibrates]
-[Luis exhales]

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-It's my dad.
-Damn.

18:29.320 --> 18:31.560
-What's up, Dad?
-Tell your daughter to let me in.

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She locked me out
after I took out the trash!

18:33.919 --> 18:36.159
-W-what? Uh, one sec, wait.
-What?

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-Call Ulises and tell him to put Jacob on.
-You can't call her Jacob.

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-What should I call him? He gets upset.
-Call her "honey" like I do.

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Don't you have the authority
to tell her to let me back in?

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Oh, not from here, Dad.

18:45.679 --> 18:46.720
You're so whipped!

18:46.800 --> 18:48.120
-[exhales]
-[cell phone chiming]

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Ulises, put me on with, uh, your brother.

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Grandpa is an old transphobe.

18:56.919 --> 18:57.760
Come on…

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Listen to me. We have good news for you.
We understand what's wrong now.

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-It's called sexism.
-Mm-hmm.

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What's that?

19:04.320 --> 19:06.159
You don't have to be a boy
to do boy stuff.

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Like… your mom.

19:07.200 --> 19:09.560
She has lots
of masculine energy as a girl.

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What are you saying right now?

19:10.880 --> 19:13.560
-I don't wanna get tits.
-Here we go with the tits.

19:13.640 --> 19:15.640
Let him in. Come on, son!

19:15.720 --> 19:16.960
[toilet flushes]

19:17.800 --> 19:19.640
[Pedro] The dog's sleeping
on the floor, right?

19:20.159 --> 19:21.679
Poor thing. She hardly moves around.

19:21.760 --> 19:23.480
[huffs] This is strange.

19:23.560 --> 19:26.399
Why? Girls sleep together
all the time, and it's fine.

19:26.480 --> 19:28.880
You are over
your hetero-curious phase, though, right?

19:29.760 --> 19:31.600
I'll be back. Or not.

19:31.679 --> 19:33.120
Where you going with the blanket?

19:33.200 --> 19:34.840
To see if Marimar is feeling cold tonight.

19:34.919 --> 19:37.159
It's only the first night. Come on, man.

19:37.240 --> 19:39.320
She can confess tomorrow at Mass.

19:39.399 --> 19:40.280
[chuckles]

19:45.840 --> 19:47.840
Weren't you going to disconnect? [sighs]

19:48.360 --> 19:51.040
It's your friend's fault.
She gave me a good idea for a chapter.

19:51.120 --> 19:52.000
Who? Esther?

19:52.080 --> 19:54.800
Uh-huh. Every system
of oppression needs accomplices

19:54.880 --> 19:56.600
who are amongst the oppressed.

19:56.679 --> 19:59.080
I wanna add women
who are entranced by patriarchy.

19:59.159 --> 20:03.399
Uh-huh. Yeah, but you could leave it
for tomorrow, right?

20:03.480 --> 20:06.240
Okay, let's pick a card
and see what it says. Oh, this one.

20:06.320 --> 20:09.159
"When was the last time
you cried?" That's a--

20:09.679 --> 20:11.280
No, just open up. Don't worry about it.

20:11.360 --> 20:12.880
-Yeah, one minute.
-Tell me everything.

20:12.960 --> 20:15.360
-Mm.
-Watch out for the card. Tell-- Oh!

20:16.320 --> 20:18.280
-[knock on door]
-[Raúl] Marimar.

20:20.000 --> 20:22.720
Raúl, what are you doing?

20:23.399 --> 20:24.520
You wear glasses?

20:24.600 --> 20:26.679
Yes, it's 'cause I'm a bit short-sighted.

20:26.760 --> 20:29.560
Just a bit? What prescription do you have?

20:29.640 --> 20:31.960
You have to leave, please.
You're not supposed to be here.

20:32.040 --> 20:35.520
I brought you a blanket
in case you were cold. Yeah.

20:35.600 --> 20:36.800
[Marimar chuckles]

20:36.880 --> 20:38.720
Want me to hold you until you fall asleep?

20:38.800 --> 20:40.240
[chuckles] Oh, hey.

20:40.320 --> 20:43.399
I looked up Daniela's Instagram page.

20:43.480 --> 20:46.000
And she claims she's traditional,
but I don't think she is.

20:46.520 --> 20:47.880
All of her pictures are…

20:47.960 --> 20:49.960
She donates almost everything
to charities.

20:50.560 --> 20:54.040
She sacrifices her body to help others
less fortunate, kind of like Jesus.

20:54.120 --> 20:54.960
Really?

20:55.040 --> 20:58.480
Put your glasses on, love.
I promise it's okay.

20:58.560 --> 21:00.960
We're getting to know each other.
That's what the trip's for.

21:01.040 --> 21:02.919
-Yeah, that's true.
-Mm.

21:03.720 --> 21:05.000
[Marimar sighs]

21:06.120 --> 21:08.800
[exhales] You're beautiful.

21:09.560 --> 21:11.240
-[Santi moaning loudly]
-Oh.

21:11.320 --> 21:13.919
-[moaning continues]
-[rhythmic thudding]

21:17.200 --> 21:20.040
But I thought Irene and Santi
were getting to know each other.

21:20.679 --> 21:23.360
Oh, sure.
That's Luis and Esther. They're married.

21:23.440 --> 21:25.040
It's not them. They're down the hall.

21:25.120 --> 21:27.200
[moaning continues]

21:27.280 --> 21:29.600
No, no. It's Irene and Santi.

21:29.679 --> 21:33.560
How disappointing.
They don't know the value of waiting.

21:33.640 --> 21:35.040
Come on. Get out.

21:35.720 --> 21:38.840
-Oh, can I have a kiss good night?
-[exhales]

21:41.080 --> 21:43.399
[Raúl moaning]

21:43.480 --> 21:45.000
Raúl, you gotta leave.

21:45.080 --> 21:47.000
-Time for bed.
-[chuckles]

21:47.080 --> 21:49.080
[Santi moaning] Yes!

21:50.320 --> 21:52.280
-[sighs] My God, Marimar.
-[Santi moans loudly]

21:53.560 --> 21:55.520
-Good luck.
-Thank you. Shh!

21:56.159 --> 21:58.640
[gasping]

21:58.720 --> 22:01.159
-Daniela, you up?
-[shouts] What?! What are you--

22:02.480 --> 22:03.439
Did I interrupt you?

22:03.520 --> 22:05.760
Uh, well, yeah.

22:06.399 --> 22:07.280
What do you need?

22:07.360 --> 22:09.679
Well, nothing.
Just seeing if you were cold.

22:09.760 --> 22:10.840
I'm good, thanks.

22:11.360 --> 22:14.520
-All right, then. Um, sleep well.
-[Daniela] Mm.

22:15.360 --> 22:16.360
Good night.

22:17.200 --> 22:19.120
-Are you sure that's okay when you're--
-Oh.

22:19.200 --> 22:21.120
It's okay. Check it online. Mm-hmm.

22:21.840 --> 22:25.080
-Hmm. I'll… check it out.
-Mm.

22:28.720 --> 22:31.360
-What are you doing out here?
-Waiting for you.

22:33.520 --> 22:36.159
I get the feeling that Esther
is getting bored of me lately.

22:36.240 --> 22:37.640
And now you notice?

22:37.720 --> 22:40.560
Dude, at least you've got
someone who's bored of you.

22:40.640 --> 22:42.960
That's true, if I compare it to you two.

22:43.560 --> 22:46.640
-How goes it with Marimar?
-Bad. No way I'm getting laid.

22:46.720 --> 22:48.960
[chuckles] Hey, how are things with Irene?

22:49.040 --> 22:50.560
Bad. She only wants to fuck.

22:50.640 --> 22:52.439
Well, we still got two nights left.

22:52.520 --> 22:55.240
-It can't get worse.
-[doorbell rings]

22:59.800 --> 23:00.640
Surprise!

23:00.720 --> 23:02.360
-What are you doing here?
-[Luz] Oh.

23:02.439 --> 23:04.960
Mwah! Where is Rita?

23:05.040 --> 23:07.760
Sweetie, what's up? [laughing]

23:08.640 --> 23:09.919
Aren't you excited?

23:10.000 --> 23:12.240
Yeah, of course.
Just, you didn't say you were coming,

23:12.320 --> 23:14.880
and there are no rooms left.

23:14.960 --> 23:16.120
So I can't sleep with you?

23:16.200 --> 23:17.919
It's 'cause I'm stuck with Pedro.

23:18.000 --> 23:19.720
Sleep with me. Luis can go with the guys.

23:19.800 --> 23:21.800
No, no, no. There's no way, no.

23:21.880 --> 23:24.120
Esther, this is supposed
to be a romantic night.

23:24.200 --> 23:26.000
-[Marimar] She can sleep with me.
-[laughs]

23:26.080 --> 23:26.919
[chuckles]

23:30.159 --> 23:31.399
Yeah.

23:31.480 --> 23:33.960
Let me introduce Marimar, my girlfriend.

23:34.040 --> 23:35.080
Nice to meet you.

23:36.840 --> 23:38.919
-[Raúl] This is Luz, Esther's friend.
-[Luz splutters]

23:39.000 --> 23:41.720
Oh, welcome, then.
Come on, I'll show you to our room.

23:41.800 --> 23:44.120
[Esther] Yay! How fun! Girls' night! Ooh!

23:44.960 --> 23:47.399
-What the hell?
-Girl, I was so bored.

23:52.640 --> 23:55.200
And you thought
this couldn't get any worse.

23:55.280 --> 23:56.280
[Pedro blows]

24:02.120 --> 24:03.800
What kind of shit plan is that?

24:03.880 --> 24:05.120
It's finally sunny.

24:05.200 --> 24:07.880
Marimar found a church in the village,
and she's excited about going.

24:07.960 --> 24:10.600
-Go to Mass. What for?
-For sex.

24:10.679 --> 24:13.000
The last time I went to Mass
was for my Confirmation.

24:13.080 --> 24:15.040
You think they've changed,
like, lyrics and stuff?

24:15.120 --> 24:15.960
You can lip-synch.

24:16.040 --> 24:18.600
-Good morning!
-Oh, hello, Marimar. [chuckles]

24:18.679 --> 24:21.320
-[Raúl] Hi, princess. Did you sleep well?
-[Marimar] Yes.

24:21.399 --> 24:22.360
Luz is wonderful.

24:22.439 --> 24:24.880
-Isn't she?
-[chuckles] All right. Let's get dressed.

24:24.960 --> 24:25.880
[Santi] Yeah.

24:30.439 --> 24:31.720
Not having breakfast, Marimar?

24:31.800 --> 24:33.520
No, I always fast before church.

24:33.600 --> 24:35.720
-Oh.
-But I'll help you clean up if you want.

24:35.800 --> 24:38.040
Oh. Oh! Huh.

24:38.120 --> 24:40.480
-[Marimar chuckles]
-[Luis] Hmm. Hmm.

24:40.560 --> 24:44.159
Oh, hey, Raúl has really changed.
He was a mess in high school.

24:44.240 --> 24:46.960
-Uh, you've helped him mature.
-[chuckles]

24:47.040 --> 24:49.439
I've never experienced
someone so respectful.

24:49.520 --> 24:52.280
-It means so much.
-Mm-hmm.

24:52.360 --> 24:53.399
[snores lightly]

24:55.159 --> 24:56.520
Good morning, sleepyhead.

24:57.040 --> 24:59.600
-Raúl, Raúl, no!
-You wanna have a quickie?

24:59.679 --> 25:01.800
-You miss having a man?
-Your girlfriend is outside.

25:01.880 --> 25:03.880
Well, you can't just
turn up unannounced like that.

25:03.960 --> 25:05.720
Does she know about your romantic anarchy?

25:05.800 --> 25:07.040
She's super Catholic.

25:07.120 --> 25:10.000
Dude, affective responsibility.
You haven't learned a thing.

25:11.480 --> 25:13.960
-Ready?
-Yeah, but what's the plan?

25:14.480 --> 25:20.080
[all] I confess to Almighty God
and to you, my brothers and sisters,

25:20.159 --> 25:21.399
that I have greatly sinned

25:21.480 --> 25:23.520
in my thoughts and my words,

25:23.600 --> 25:25.280
-by omission.
-…omission.

25:25.360 --> 25:27.640
-[all] Through my fault…
-Through my fault…

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[all] Through my grievous fault…

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-[Esther gasps]
-[all] …therefore, I ask blessed Mary…

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ever-Virgin, all the angels,

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and the saints,
and you, my brothers and sisters,

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to pray for forgiveness…

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-…to the Lord, our God.
-[winces]

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-[priest] May God have mercy on us.
-[mutters]

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[priest] And forgive us our sins.

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-And bring us to everlasting life.
-Quiet.

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[all] Amen.

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-[Santi] Oh.
-[priest] Lord, have mercy.

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[all] Lord, have mercy.

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-Raúl.
-[priest] Christ, have mercy.

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[all] Christ, have mercy.

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[priest] Lord, have mercy.

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[all] Lord, have mercy.

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-[priest] Glory to God in the highest.
-[gasping]

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[priest] And peace to his people on Earth.

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Bring goodwill among men.

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For we praise you.

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We bless you.

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We worship you.

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We glorify you, and we give thanks.

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I don't owe you any explanations.
Remember, we're not together, Pedro.

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Your Danielers think we are, so I'm…

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hmm… the official cuckold of Instagram,
so I'm the new Shakira.

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Oh, so that's what you're worried about.

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I'll post a Story saying the only reason
we're living together is for our daughter.

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But who is this bastard? Are you serious?

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Hmm. We're getting to know each other.

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[muffled] So why did
you come on this trip?

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I didn't wanna make you feel bad, dude.
Look, I just…

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You hear them?

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[exhales] Well, no,
but based on what they're doing.

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-Mm.
-[Raúl] Mm.

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But that's terrible.
How could she cheat on him?

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All my friends are disappointing, my love.

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[Daniela speaks indistinctly]

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Oh, they're coming!

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-[all] Oh!
-[Esther] Come here.

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-Good boy.
-[Luis] Interesting, huh?

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[Santi] Yeah,
you pull the chain like this.

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Look, okay, show's over. I'm outta here.

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But why? If he's angry, he should leave.

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Well, hmm, it is her fault, though.

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I'm sorry?

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Daniela, it's not my place
to get involved in your life,

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but I think you might be a little wrong
to go from making love through a hole

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in the bedsheet to cheating
on your husband while pregnant.

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Yeah, 'cause of all of that repression.

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[Irene] Nobody is leaving.

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The girls are going for a walk.
Hmm? What's there to do in this town?

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Something nice and chill, okay?

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Oh! I don't wanna let go!

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No, no, hey! You owe me one, okay?

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Whoo!

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I don't want a turn!

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[sobbing] The log is too far away!

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[shouting]

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[Esther] You'll pay for this!

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Ah, fucking bitch! [shouts]

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-[horse whinnies]
-[Daniela chattering]

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[all laughing]

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Let's go, Esther!

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How do you go faster?

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Help me.

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-[Luz] Come on!
-I'm so nervous. [groans]

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[all chanting] Esther! Esther! Esther!

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-[shouting]
-[chattering]

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-Which way is it?
-That way. Wait.

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[chuckles] Let's go over there.

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Good, keep up the rhythm.

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-Let's go. Come on!
-[all cheering]

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What kind of degenerate pervert
hooks up with a pregnant woman?

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They have no respect these days.

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"Daniela Galván was all lovey-dovey
on the streets of Madrid."

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"She was seen with an unknown young man
while pregnant with Pedro Aguilar."

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-Who's this?
-[Raúl] Hmm.

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Now we know why she was so happy lately.

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Son of a bitch. He caught her with her
defenses lowered because she's pregnant.

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[Luis] Isn't that coerced consent?

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I can probably ask Irene.

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-Think they use a condom?
-Yo!

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I mean, she can't get pregnant.

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Well, this really can't get any worse.

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Listen. It says here sperm
during pregnancy is good for you.

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-It lubricates the canal for birth. Hmm.
-[Raúl] Hmm.

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A bit early to be lubricating
the birth canal, though, right?

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Can't we just talk about something else?

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-Okay. [clears throat]
-Don't worry. She's obviously testing you.

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More?

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[Santi] Be nice.
Don't make it easy for this guy.

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That's true. Show off that diploma.

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Said they're getting to know each other.
That's what you say when you're not sure.

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[Daniela] I'd forgotten what it's like
to be in love. It's so good! [squeals]

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-[laughs]
-[Luz] The hormones are great, right?

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I feel horny all day long, but it
doesn't make biological sense, though.

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-Yeah, sex isn't only about reproduction.
-[Daniela] Mm.

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[Esther] Make the most of it
before it goes to shit.

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Luis and I went to a club for swingers,
and no one even checked us out.

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What do you mean, swingers?

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Oh.

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[Daniela] Marimar, I don't know
what Raúl has told you about us,

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but I don't fuck
through a hole in a bedsheet. No way.

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But what about your relationship with God?

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Hmm. Don't have one.

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Since I got baptized, it's cooled off.

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Well, I always thought that
our relationship with God was toxic.

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[Marimar] Excuse me?

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I mean, come on, we're imperfect,
arrogant, selfish, and sinful.

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But even so, God still loves us.

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See? He destroys your self-esteem
through a hierarchy

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so as to generate dependency,

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and you think that he's the only one
who can love you.

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A textbook abuser.

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Marimar, you need to wake up.

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If he was your boyfriend,
I'd say, "Red flag."

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My experience tells me that you can
only be happy by following Christ.

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-Mine tells me that monogamy is unnatural.
-Mine tells me that marriage is a scam.

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I always make it clear
that I want casual encounters.

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But it sucks. This is the third time
I've been given a fucking ring.

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-Ugh!
-You're the one with the coulant?

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Yes, honey.

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-[intense strings play]
-[Marimar huffs]

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[Luis] Pedro, "What is the greatest lesson
that life has taught you?"

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No idea, dude.

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Should've gotten a house
with a pool table.

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-[Luis] Hey, how was it?
-Can we speak alone?

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Fucking asshole. You humiliated me
in front of all your friends.

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Humiliated? Really, Marimar?

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But she's your ex-girlfriend.
And you fucked her.

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A long time ago, barely remember.

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-And we even shared a bed!
-Well, you offered.

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What are they saying?

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That she's humiliated.

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Yeah, and she only knows half of it.

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-Marimar.
-Idiot.

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-[Luis] Oh, they're coming.
-[Raúl] At least let me take you home.

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No, I'll call a taxi.

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To Madrid?
That's gonna be really expensive.

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-Don't worry. I'll take you.
-Thank you.

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No, honey, I'll pay for the taxi.

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-[Irene] Santi!
-Are you all leaving?

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[Irene] Come here quickly!

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-Move!
-Ah!

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-What?
-They're having a meeting.

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-Who?
-The incels. They never meet up.

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This is a perfect chapter for my book.
Darío has to be there.

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How can Darío go if he's you?

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What? No, oh, no, no, no.

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-Please.
-No, I'm not an actor.

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I don't wanna get hurt.

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-But they're not violent.
-But wait, so are they violent or not?

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Not to each other.

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Santi, I need you.

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Are you my friend,
or are you not my friend?

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Yes, I'm your friend.
Your coolest best friend. Yeah, but…

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Why the hell are they meeting up?

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Are they gonna
sacrifice a virgin or something?

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I don't know.
You have to tell me if they do.

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So for three years,
they've talked to Darío.

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You need to study my notes.

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-[sighs]
-I'll send them to you.

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Hey, but do you really think
I look like an incel?

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This is super secret, okay?
You cannot tell anyone.

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No. No, I'd never.

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[sighs] Thank you. You're the best.

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[both moan]

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Marimar, listen to me.

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Don't talk to me.
I don't wanna see you ever again.

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-You're terrible, Raúl.
-[huffs] So glad we didn't consummate.

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-No, no, no, no, honey.
-We are also heading out.

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You guys are leaving too?

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-Luz, will we fit in your car?
-Sure.

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-Okay.
-What's going on?

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-It's a secret. Bye, see you. Come on.
-Mm! Bye.

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Okay, until next time, guys.
It was fun. Better than Ibiza.

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What? Where are you going?
I'll take you home.

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-I'm not staying. There's no point.
-Oh, no.

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Don't worry. I've got a ride home.

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-[Pedro hesitates]
-Did she book an Uber?

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No, it's not an Uber.

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What a fucking awesome weekend.

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Hey, let's see who gets to Madrid first.

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Hey, no, no, don't leave!
Guys, look, I found Monopoly.

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All right, we're finally getting
our romantic getaway, after all.

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-[chuckles]
-We have this huge house all to ourselves.

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Wanna make love by the fireplace, hmm?

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-[laughs]
-[mutters]

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"Are you bored of your husband?"

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-It doesn't say that.
-It does. Answer it.

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The fireplace wasn't a bad plan. Hmm?

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["The Nutcracker Suite: March" playing]
t.
