WEBVTT 00:06.000 --> 00:08.000 [classical music playing] 00:23.119 --> 00:26.720 Uh, so tell me. Pedro, what brings you here? 00:27.720 --> 00:30.320 Uh… my girlfriend… 00:30.400 --> 00:32.320 Well, she's no longer my girlfriend. 00:32.879 --> 00:34.519 …is pregnant with my child, but… 00:35.120 --> 00:36.839 [inhales] …she's with another guy. 00:37.520 --> 00:39.520 At work, my boss is always mobbing me, 00:39.600 --> 00:45.360 and a coworker got fired and asked me for help, which I didn't do. 00:46.440 --> 00:48.640 He, um, committed suicide. 00:50.199 --> 00:52.160 And what would you like to talk about first? 00:55.480 --> 00:58.559 ALPHA MALES 01:02.279 --> 01:05.000 [chattering] 01:06.600 --> 01:09.200 What's this? I thought we didn't order dessert. 01:09.280 --> 01:10.320 It's on the house. 01:10.399 --> 01:11.680 I'm gonna kill you. 01:13.000 --> 01:13.960 [sighs] 01:17.840 --> 01:18.880 You're having some too. 01:18.960 --> 01:20.200 Go ahead. You first. 01:24.080 --> 01:25.520 -[Marimar] Mm! -Huh. 01:29.160 --> 01:30.920 -What? -It's good? 01:31.000 --> 01:33.200 -Delicious, but I'm so stuffed. -Hmm. 01:33.280 --> 01:35.720 But, honey, these guys here made it just for you. 01:35.800 --> 01:36.800 All right, last bite. 01:45.320 --> 01:47.839 For fuck's sake, they forgot it. But I said to-- 01:47.920 --> 01:49.880 -Psst! Hey! -[softly gags] 01:50.880 --> 01:53.039 -[gags, coughing] -You okay? 01:53.119 --> 01:56.360 -[coughs] -Marimar! [grunts] 01:57.399 --> 01:59.720 -Ah! -Will you marry me? 01:59.800 --> 02:02.000 -Yes. [coughs, chuckles] -Here, here. 02:02.080 --> 02:03.000 Drink water. 02:05.479 --> 02:07.520 [Marimar coughs] 02:07.600 --> 02:10.600 -Amazing. [chuckles] -Yes. 02:11.200 --> 02:12.079 Ah! 02:12.799 --> 02:14.280 [grunts] 02:14.360 --> 02:16.080 [laughs] 02:16.160 --> 02:17.920 -[coughs] -She's fine. She's fine. 02:18.000 --> 02:19.720 [Marimar chuckles] 02:23.000 --> 02:25.280 -Luis, put it on your wrists. Around it. -Yeah, got it. 02:25.360 --> 02:29.200 Hey, guys, I'm getting married. Coulant number two was the lucky one. 02:29.280 --> 02:30.880 Seriously? You're not in love with her. 02:30.959 --> 02:34.239 Excuse me. Marimar is a nice girl, and I'm actually starting to like her. 02:34.320 --> 02:35.799 Raúl, she's only your girlfriend 02:35.880 --> 02:38.120 'cause you didn't wanna feel like an asshole about Luz. 02:38.200 --> 02:40.799 You're just getting married 'cause she is. Very mature, dude. 02:40.880 --> 02:42.120 It's a coincidence. 02:42.680 --> 02:45.080 Oh. Yeah, a coincidence. [laughing] 02:45.160 --> 02:48.160 Well, thank goodness you never worried about Luz dating a woman. 02:48.239 --> 02:50.760 I just know she's gonna regret it. That woman's lost. 02:50.840 --> 02:53.360 And you're not. You've clearly thought this through carefully. 02:53.440 --> 02:54.920 Marimar loves me a lot. 02:55.000 --> 02:57.160 And I'm not young anymore. It's time I settled. 02:57.239 --> 03:00.120 Things are falling into place now, and we might have kids. 03:00.200 --> 03:02.600 We've been fucking without protection since it's a sin. 03:02.679 --> 03:04.880 But maybe not. I mean, she's at an age where… 03:06.200 --> 03:07.200 We'll let God decide. 03:08.519 --> 03:09.399 [Santi] Uh… 03:09.480 --> 03:11.560 [clears throat] You know what this is called, Raúl? 03:11.640 --> 03:13.519 An intentional mistake. 03:13.600 --> 03:15.160 It's one of my dad's theories. 03:15.239 --> 03:19.600 He said that for some strange reason, people really like to make decisions 03:19.679 --> 03:22.320 that they know are basically just digging their own grave. 03:23.880 --> 03:25.160 I'm engaged. It's final. 03:25.239 --> 03:27.080 You guys can start planning my bachelor party. 03:27.160 --> 03:29.519 -So, we even have to work for you? -[Raúl] Let's go! 03:29.600 --> 03:30.640 Poor Marimar. 03:31.200 --> 03:33.360 Intentional mistakes. 03:34.560 --> 03:35.760 [exhales] 03:35.840 --> 03:39.760 Mrs. Martínez, according to this document in front of me, 03:39.840 --> 03:43.160 which I assume your lawyer's already briefed you on, 03:43.679 --> 03:45.959 you admit that on the evening of May 23rd 03:46.040 --> 03:47.760 at the Snobissimo nightclub, 03:47.840 --> 03:50.840 while under the influence of toxic substances, 03:50.920 --> 03:53.359 you approached the plaintiff, one Daniel García, 03:53.440 --> 03:56.840 from behind and libidinously touched his backside 03:56.920 --> 04:00.359 and moved your hand down his leg in a lascivious manner. 04:00.440 --> 04:03.160 Despite this document, you must verbally acknowledge the charges. 04:03.239 --> 04:04.519 Please, take a seat here. 04:10.239 --> 04:13.079 Mrs. Martínez, do you acknowledge these events 04:13.160 --> 04:15.320 and accept the resulting punishment? 04:23.080 --> 04:24.039 Yes. 04:26.880 --> 04:29.240 Did you see everyone looking at me like that? 04:29.320 --> 04:31.760 -Like I was a sex offender. -Uh, that's what you are. 04:31.840 --> 04:34.440 [intercom rings] 04:36.039 --> 04:38.400 Will you ask Álex to come out? I need to talk to her now. 04:38.479 --> 04:39.840 [Álex] Manu, go to hell! 04:39.919 --> 04:42.200 Álex. Álex, honey, let's talk this over. 04:42.280 --> 04:44.400 -Listen, you are the love of my life. -[line clicks] 04:44.919 --> 04:47.000 Álex? Álex. [gasps] 04:47.640 --> 04:48.479 She dumped you? 04:48.560 --> 04:51.120 Can you please tell her she'll be in my heart forever? 04:54.320 --> 04:55.479 -Is that real? -Yeah. 04:55.560 --> 04:57.599 Could you move aside for a second? Yeah, thanks. 04:57.680 --> 04:59.960 -Oh. Uh, great. Can I come in with you? -I'm sorry. 05:00.039 --> 05:02.120 Once she sees me, we'll figure it out. This is silly. 05:02.200 --> 05:04.160 No, this is just a misunder-- no, wait! 05:04.240 --> 05:06.320 Álex, I adore you! 05:07.720 --> 05:09.000 What happened? 05:09.080 --> 05:10.760 We broke up. You happy now? 05:10.840 --> 05:13.479 Really? What are you thinking? We owe him money. 05:13.560 --> 05:16.000 He kept going on and on about fixing my cheekbones 05:16.080 --> 05:18.880 or getting preventative Botox or a bichectomy. 05:18.960 --> 05:21.560 -What's that? -I saw pics of his ex. She looks crazy. 05:22.280 --> 05:24.320 [Manu] Santi, when you have a sec, uh, 05:24.400 --> 05:26.160 let's talk about the 10,000 euros you owe me. 05:26.240 --> 05:27.960 -Block him. -Just-- hey, stop it. 05:28.680 --> 05:31.680 -I'll ghost him till I get paid from Luis. -[intercom rings] 05:31.760 --> 05:34.840 -[Blanca] Talk to him or he won't leave. -Ugh, fuck! 05:35.720 --> 05:36.680 [mutters] 05:38.120 --> 05:39.960 -How you doing, old man? -Great. 05:40.039 --> 05:42.080 Got time to think about how little time I have left 05:42.160 --> 05:43.919 in this miserable damn life. 05:44.599 --> 05:46.599 That's what retirement homes are for, Joaquín. 05:46.680 --> 05:48.680 -Hey, stop. -[nurse] Hello. Joaquín. 05:48.760 --> 05:50.200 Come on, lunchtime. 05:50.280 --> 05:52.720 If it's mashed potatoes again, I'm gonna order a pizza. 05:52.800 --> 05:55.560 Dad, do you need something? Should we bring anything for you? 05:56.200 --> 05:57.200 Yes, stamps. 05:57.880 --> 05:59.320 Stamps? What for? 05:59.400 --> 06:01.359 -Personal matters. -[exhales] 06:07.039 --> 06:08.240 What are you doing? 06:09.280 --> 06:11.240 [gasps] Shit. A suicide note? 06:11.320 --> 06:13.080 Uh, no, a letter to my mother. 06:13.160 --> 06:14.840 -[Esther] What's it say? -I don't know. 06:14.919 --> 06:16.760 -But I think it'd make things worse. -Worse? 06:16.840 --> 06:18.680 -[cell phone rings] -God damn. 06:20.280 --> 06:22.039 Erika, hi there. 06:22.120 --> 06:25.200 Ulises called his art teacher a "feminazi" after she mentioned 06:25.280 --> 06:28.840 that there have been many unrecognized female artists throughout history. 06:28.919 --> 06:30.080 Oh, my God. 06:30.160 --> 06:31.400 The teachers noticed that he's 06:31.479 --> 06:33.799 recently been making lots of sexist comments 06:33.880 --> 06:35.799 that are totally inappropriate for his age. 06:35.880 --> 06:37.919 Well, I don't know where he could get it from. 06:38.000 --> 06:40.479 -That's not from us. That's for sure. -[Luis] Mnh-mnh. 06:40.560 --> 06:42.080 -We're very open-minded. -[Luis] Mm. 06:42.160 --> 06:43.880 -Very. -We're nothing too wild, but modern. 06:43.960 --> 06:47.200 Modern, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's on his cellphone all day. 06:47.280 --> 06:49.200 Oh, he already has a cell phone? 06:49.280 --> 06:51.799 Well, he said that all his classmates had one. 06:51.880 --> 06:53.359 [sighs] Well, that's not true at all. 06:53.440 --> 06:56.479 I guess we got manipulated by an 11-year-old. 06:56.560 --> 06:58.000 [Erika] You have to set the rules. 06:58.080 --> 06:59.720 Digital education is very important. 06:59.799 --> 07:02.160 -This is never-ending. -Never-ending. 07:03.799 --> 07:04.640 [Esther sighs] 07:06.440 --> 07:07.440 [exhales] 07:08.400 --> 07:09.400 Tomás! 07:11.640 --> 07:12.599 My love! 07:13.400 --> 07:15.359 Can you help me put the groceries away? 07:16.159 --> 07:17.120 [grunts] 07:18.280 --> 07:19.280 Hello. 07:20.599 --> 07:21.440 Ooh! 07:22.840 --> 07:23.719 Hmm. 07:25.280 --> 07:27.680 Hello-hello. Mm! 07:27.760 --> 07:32.000 -[rock music playing] -♪ You came to me, girl, when I was down ♪ 07:32.599 --> 07:37.000 ♪ You unintentionally Turned my life around ♪ 07:37.080 --> 07:41.640 ♪ And you're willing to smile For all your crazy Danielers ♪ 07:42.159 --> 07:44.359 ♪ Honey, you're my dead-end gal ♪ 07:44.440 --> 07:46.239 ♪ My dead-end gal forever ♪ 07:47.320 --> 07:51.280 ♪ Honey, you're my dead-end gal My dead-end gal forever ♪ 07:52.680 --> 07:54.599 ♪ We're never one but two ♪ 07:54.680 --> 07:57.080 ♪ You're like a Russian doll ♪ 07:58.039 --> 08:02.120 ♪ Your last love fell apart Now you're my muse, gal ♪ 08:04.679 --> 08:05.960 Wow! 08:07.000 --> 08:08.080 It's called "Russian Doll." 08:08.679 --> 08:10.599 What do you think? Tell me the truth. 08:12.679 --> 08:13.679 Uh, no. 08:13.760 --> 08:16.719 Awesome. So nice of you. Thank you. 08:16.799 --> 08:17.960 Do you like it or not? 08:18.039 --> 08:20.000 I do. Uh… 08:20.080 --> 08:22.599 Right, a Russian doll because there's a mini-me in there. 08:22.679 --> 08:24.719 -Not anymore. It's a boy. -[Tomás] You didn't like it. 08:24.799 --> 08:28.280 [hesitates] I mean, honey. Honey, wait. Hold on. 08:28.359 --> 08:30.960 Honey, I'm sorry, but no one has ever written a song for me before. 08:31.039 --> 08:33.720 And I'd just come back from errands. I was thinking about stuff. 08:33.799 --> 08:35.159 -Suddenly-- -Leave me alone, please. 08:40.120 --> 08:42.600 Oh, fuck, fuck. 08:42.679 --> 08:45.280 Okay, while we wait for Alpha Males to be finalized, 08:45.360 --> 08:46.959 we should focus on our next project. 08:47.040 --> 08:48.280 -Harassed! -Harassed! 08:48.360 --> 08:49.720 -[Ali] Oh! -[laughing] 08:49.800 --> 08:51.720 Yes, Virginia is on board, 08:51.800 --> 08:54.600 but let's do a little brainstorming to think up something better. 08:54.680 --> 08:57.400 What do you mean? We've already written five episodes. 08:57.480 --> 08:59.360 -Already? -We had Sunday meetings. 09:00.640 --> 09:03.520 Send me the drafts, and I'll happily tear them apart. 09:04.040 --> 09:06.959 Pedro, we have to upload the masters to the platform. Are they all set? 09:07.040 --> 09:08.560 Yes, I've reviewed the edits. 09:08.640 --> 09:09.720 Okay. I'll look them over. 09:09.800 --> 09:12.400 [Pedro] I'm the one responsible for the content, right? 09:12.480 --> 09:14.959 I'm the creator and executive producer. 09:15.040 --> 09:18.079 And I'm the CEO. Can I watch the episodes now? 09:21.880 --> 09:22.880 [Ali] By the way, 09:23.400 --> 09:25.079 did you hear about Roberto? 09:25.839 --> 09:27.720 He didn't kill himself. 09:27.800 --> 09:29.760 So the autopsy says he went too far 09:29.839 --> 09:31.959 with some autoerotic asphyxiation. 09:32.040 --> 09:33.320 -Oh, fuck. -Whew! 09:33.400 --> 09:34.360 To Roberto. 09:34.440 --> 09:36.480 I also wanna die mid-orgasm. 09:36.560 --> 09:39.320 Well, we don't know if he finished. They find any traces of semen? 09:39.839 --> 09:42.120 [grunts] How would I know, dude? That's gross. 09:42.800 --> 09:44.800 Oh, shit, it's Santi. How's he doing? 09:44.880 --> 09:45.959 He's fucked up. 09:46.040 --> 09:47.839 You remember how annoying he was after Blanca? 09:47.920 --> 09:49.520 No, please, God, not again. 09:50.560 --> 09:51.560 Hey, Santi. 09:51.640 --> 09:55.520 -[Raúl] Buddy! -[Luis] Hey! Hey, Santi, how you been? 09:56.360 --> 09:57.199 Bad. 09:58.199 --> 10:00.199 Not eating. Not sleeping. 10:01.120 --> 10:03.480 I won't find a woman like her ever again. 10:03.560 --> 10:07.240 -Things always happen for a reason, dude. -There's always a silver lining. 10:07.320 --> 10:08.480 And she wasn't that hot. 10:08.560 --> 10:11.560 Think there's someone else? You think she had other "friends"? 10:11.640 --> 10:15.000 You need to get back on the market. Get back out there. Open Tinder. 10:15.079 --> 10:16.360 I don't wanna go on Tinder! 10:16.440 --> 10:19.440 -Don't give up on love, dude. -I'm giving up. I'm sick of looking. 10:20.000 --> 10:22.400 If it happens, it needs to be spontaneous. 10:22.480 --> 10:25.040 -That doesn't happen anymore, Santi. -[woman] Santi? 10:26.160 --> 10:27.320 Remember me? 10:28.320 --> 10:31.240 Hey. Sure, I do, yeah. 10:31.320 --> 10:32.199 -Uh. -[Luis] Mm. 10:33.720 --> 10:34.800 Uh, what's up? 10:35.760 --> 10:37.800 -Sandra. -Sandra, right, yeah. 10:39.720 --> 10:41.600 We cut it off 'cause you had a girlfriend. 10:41.680 --> 10:44.839 Well, no, I mean, she thought she was, but no. 10:44.920 --> 10:47.800 Oh, in that case, do wanna get a drink now? 10:47.880 --> 10:49.040 Oh, yeah, yeah! 10:49.560 --> 10:51.000 You're not on Tinder, are you? 10:51.079 --> 10:53.440 No, no. But here. Take his number. 11:03.440 --> 11:06.480 I mean, the song's terrible, but it's still cute, you know? Or not. 11:07.079 --> 11:09.880 I mean, no one's ever done that for me. I only get dick pics. 11:09.959 --> 11:11.480 The thing is I just don't know how 11:11.560 --> 11:15.280 to react in moments that are that intense. 11:15.839 --> 11:18.320 [gasps] Am I insensitive now because of Pedro? 11:18.400 --> 11:20.360 You gotta get used to it, sister. 11:20.480 --> 11:22.560 You're in such an emotional roller coaster. 11:22.640 --> 11:25.040 -That the slightest thing makes you-- -That's it. 11:25.120 --> 11:26.680 I've lost all sense of direction. 11:32.920 --> 11:34.959 Um, what should I say? Raúl's here now. 11:35.480 --> 11:38.520 Thank you, Lorena. Hey, pretty cute receptionist. 11:38.600 --> 11:40.320 Raúl, I'm very busy today. 11:40.400 --> 11:42.839 [Raúl] It's important. I wanted to tell you in person. 11:43.800 --> 11:44.640 Luz. 11:46.000 --> 11:46.920 I'm engaged. 11:48.120 --> 11:51.000 I've been considering it for a while, okay? It's a coincidence. 11:51.079 --> 11:53.360 Yeah. With that crazy girl? 11:53.440 --> 11:55.880 [exhales] She's not crazy. She's in love. 11:55.959 --> 11:58.560 Well, I'm very happy for you, and I feel very bad for her. 11:58.640 --> 12:01.040 -Why do you say that? -You want me to explain it to you? 12:01.120 --> 12:03.000 You're the one giving up on this idea 12:03.079 --> 12:05.360 of being a disillusioned marriage lawyer 12:05.440 --> 12:06.800 who used to reject monogamy. 12:06.880 --> 12:08.600 Raúl, are you here to tell me you're engaged 12:08.680 --> 12:10.240 or give me crap for what I wanna do? 12:10.320 --> 12:12.480 I'd say both. But no hard feelings. 12:13.560 --> 12:15.400 You're both invited to my wedding. 12:15.480 --> 12:17.120 Thank you. How kind of you. 12:21.320 --> 12:22.640 Am I invited? 12:22.719 --> 12:25.760 No fucking way. Please, I'm serious. I'm too busy right now. 12:25.839 --> 12:28.400 I don't understand you. What do you see in her? 12:28.480 --> 12:30.240 Well, I feel relaxed around her. 12:30.320 --> 12:33.079 To feel like the girl in the relationship, I had to date another girl. 12:33.160 --> 12:34.040 What were you with me? 12:35.040 --> 12:37.240 Your mother, Raúl. Your mother. 12:39.040 --> 12:42.480 Do you know what this is called? An intentional mistake. 12:44.120 --> 12:47.520 Hey. So, you here to congratulate her? 12:47.599 --> 12:49.480 -Exactly, congratulations. -[Paz] Oh. 12:49.560 --> 12:51.320 We'll talk about Rita's custody later. 12:53.199 --> 12:54.040 [scoffs] 12:56.520 --> 12:58.120 -How'd he take it? -[Raúl] Amazingly well. 12:58.199 --> 13:00.640 -It was bad, bad, very bad. -[Paz] Mm. All right. 13:00.719 --> 13:04.160 Uh, I need your proof of residence for the registry office. 13:04.240 --> 13:07.079 -Have you ever been married before? -Me? No. You? 13:07.160 --> 13:08.240 Yes. 13:08.320 --> 13:10.920 -Hmm. -You sure this is the right thing? 13:11.000 --> 13:11.959 [inhales] 13:12.040 --> 13:14.880 Too late. I've booked the venue, but I'm not saying where. 13:15.520 --> 13:18.000 Which singer should we hire? Karol G or Nathy Peluso? 13:18.079 --> 13:21.000 Because Shakira's been kind of depressing lately, you know? 13:21.680 --> 13:22.719 You're kidding, aren't you? 13:22.800 --> 13:25.040 How about a bachelorette party? Or maybe not. 13:25.120 --> 13:28.120 Um, I don't know. Sounds a little passé, you know? 13:28.199 --> 13:31.280 We'll skip it. Mm. Gotta go. 13:34.560 --> 13:36.000 Mm. Bye. 13:37.400 --> 13:38.839 Hey, why'd you come here? 13:38.920 --> 13:40.800 To give my fiancée a kiss. 13:41.360 --> 13:42.440 Bye. 13:43.320 --> 13:45.839 [cell phone rings] 13:46.680 --> 13:47.880 Hey there, honey. 13:47.959 --> 13:50.959 [Marimar] Father Marcos said we can start the course tomorrow. 13:51.040 --> 13:52.520 Oh, great, can't wait. 13:53.760 --> 13:55.160 Gotta go. I got a meeting. 13:55.240 --> 13:56.719 -Love you. -You too. 14:15.360 --> 14:17.400 [classical music playing] 14:34.000 --> 14:35.439 [engine revving] 14:37.360 --> 14:39.040 [revving] 14:42.560 --> 14:45.079 [tires screeching] 14:46.800 --> 14:49.439 [horns honk] 15:05.400 --> 15:07.000 What now, smart-ass? 15:11.680 --> 15:13.560 -Oh, fuck. -[grunts] 15:18.880 --> 15:19.959 [Paz groaning] 15:23.400 --> 15:24.319 [continues groaning] 15:26.560 --> 15:29.199 -[gasps] Fuck. -[man] Hey, hey! 15:29.880 --> 15:30.800 -[groans] -Are you okay? 15:35.120 --> 15:36.920 -Stay calm. Are you okay? Yeah? -Fuck. 15:39.599 --> 15:43.240 [reporter] A man killed his wife before leaping out of a window to his death. 15:43.319 --> 15:46.040 She is the fourth fatal victim of sexist violence this week, 15:46.120 --> 15:48.959 and this makes 47 women who have been murdered so far this year. 15:49.040 --> 15:50.439 Hmm. Awful. 15:50.520 --> 15:53.079 Why can't they jump out the window before they do this? 15:53.160 --> 15:56.280 Sexist violence doesn't exist. Violence has no gender. 15:56.359 --> 15:58.520 Where are you getting all this stuff? Give me your phone. 15:58.599 --> 16:00.839 -Here. Give it to me! Ulises! -[Esther] Give it. Hey! Hey! 16:00.920 --> 16:02.839 Don't invade my privacy or I'll report you. 16:02.920 --> 16:05.439 -What? -You're a minor. You have no privacy. 16:05.520 --> 16:07.800 -[door closes] -You're raising a sexist pig. 16:07.880 --> 16:10.479 But lucky for you, I've been deconstructed. 16:13.319 --> 16:16.680 People have sex so fast, you don't even get to know each other. 16:16.760 --> 16:18.520 Which on the one hand is practical, right? 16:18.599 --> 16:20.359 But on the other, you don't enjoy it as much. 16:20.439 --> 16:21.280 Right, yeah. 16:21.359 --> 16:25.280 Honestly, I don't remember our date very clearly. 16:25.359 --> 16:28.400 Because you were so late and I'd already been drinking and… 16:30.079 --> 16:30.920 Hello. 16:32.560 --> 16:35.560 Uh, yes. Uh, sorry, Sandra. 16:35.640 --> 16:38.319 -You're fucking amazing. -How would you know? 16:39.079 --> 16:41.240 That's true. I have no idea. 16:41.319 --> 16:43.560 And right now, I can't be bothered to find out. 16:43.640 --> 16:44.479 Wanna get the bill? 16:44.560 --> 16:45.520 On me? Hmm. 16:51.040 --> 16:52.000 Santi. 16:53.520 --> 16:56.160 -What's up with this day? -How are you? It's been a while. 16:57.000 --> 16:57.959 Hey. 16:58.920 --> 17:02.199 We slept together every night. She comes on a trip with my friends. 17:02.280 --> 17:04.800 She says she loves me, but that we're friends. 17:04.879 --> 17:08.079 What bullshit! Hmm? No one commits anymore. 17:08.680 --> 17:10.000 Impossible to have a connection. 17:10.079 --> 17:12.399 Relationships have become like dollar stores. 17:12.480 --> 17:14.319 Single use, then throw it out. 17:15.919 --> 17:18.839 Santi, you're not one to talk. 17:19.800 --> 17:22.000 Because you're the one who used me. 17:22.960 --> 17:26.560 Hmm. No, I, um, I didn't use you. There just wasn't any chemistry. 17:26.640 --> 17:27.839 If you say so, I guess. 17:28.600 --> 17:30.159 How have you been? 17:30.840 --> 17:32.080 Well, um… 17:32.159 --> 17:35.200 I met someone, Nico, and I got pregnant. 17:35.280 --> 17:37.440 -Oh, wow, that's great. -And I lost the baby. 17:37.520 --> 17:38.360 Oh, wow. 17:38.440 --> 17:40.720 Then he left me for someone younger than me. 17:41.320 --> 17:42.360 And more fertile. 17:43.520 --> 17:44.960 I've also been dumped. 17:45.040 --> 17:46.960 But there's no one else, which is fucking worse. 17:48.560 --> 17:51.600 Well, technically, it wasn't a break-up, because to break up with someone, 17:51.680 --> 17:54.399 you had to have been a couple. [chuckles] 17:55.040 --> 17:58.200 So, I'm not even her ex. 17:58.280 --> 18:02.200 At my age, I only have a 1% chance of getting pregnant 18:02.280 --> 18:05.000 and a 50% chance of having a miscarriage. 18:05.080 --> 18:06.840 And I don't have a partner. 18:07.360 --> 18:10.960 I'm currently sharing my house with my ex-wife, 18:11.040 --> 18:12.760 who's an unemployed sex offender. 18:12.840 --> 18:15.600 I took medical leave for depression, and then I got fired. 18:16.120 --> 18:19.760 My adolescent daughter is seeing a guy in his late 40s. 18:19.840 --> 18:22.159 -My mother has cancer. -Mine is dead already. 18:35.640 --> 18:37.640 -[exhales] -[footsteps approach] 18:45.679 --> 18:47.840 -Did she like it? -Your version or hers? 18:47.919 --> 18:49.520 What do you mean, hers? 18:49.600 --> 18:52.320 She changed a lot of things, but some of the edits are cool, man. 18:52.399 --> 18:53.679 I'll show you tomorrow. 18:53.760 --> 18:55.679 This week it's my turn with my son. 18:56.600 --> 18:59.280 How dare you even touch my series! 18:59.360 --> 19:00.760 Your series? [scoffs] 19:00.840 --> 19:02.320 Pedro, this project's a team effort. 19:02.399 --> 19:05.480 How the hell do you know what works and what doesn't? 19:05.560 --> 19:08.480 Our job is to entertain the audience, not boost your ego. 19:08.560 --> 19:11.040 -Which changes don't you like? -Not a single one. 19:11.120 --> 19:13.200 Why? Tell me one. 19:14.240 --> 19:15.240 I haven't seen them. 19:15.320 --> 19:17.560 -[sighs] -But I don't even need to. 19:17.640 --> 19:20.040 This creative interference is intolerable. 19:20.960 --> 19:22.720 -Uh, see you tomorrow. -[Virginia] Mm. 19:23.240 --> 19:25.200 -Listen, here's what we're gonna do. -[huffs] 19:25.280 --> 19:27.320 You'll review my version, nice and calmly. 19:27.399 --> 19:29.600 And tomorrow, we'll discuss. I'm going home. 19:29.679 --> 19:31.600 No, you're not going anywhere. 19:32.600 --> 19:34.120 You owe me an apology. 19:34.200 --> 19:35.120 I do? Why? 19:35.200 --> 19:38.280 For being an idiot, for trying to destroy my self-esteem. 19:38.360 --> 19:40.440 Maybe hate me, but you still owe me respect. 19:40.520 --> 19:42.720 You can't stand having a female boss, right? 19:42.800 --> 19:44.600 Your little brain can't tolerate it. 19:44.679 --> 19:45.960 You're hilarious. 19:46.040 --> 19:48.800 How could I possibly dare to give you any orders? 19:48.880 --> 19:52.440 I should be getting your daily coffees and managing your schedule with a smile, 19:52.520 --> 19:54.880 and if at all possible, do it in a miniskirt. 19:54.960 --> 19:57.080 Virginia, you won't be the first woman 19:57.159 --> 19:58.960 I've shot down and taken a job from. 19:59.040 --> 20:03.200 Oh, what you want is to fuck me, you alpha male. Is that it? 20:06.800 --> 20:08.520 [Pedro grunts] 20:08.600 --> 20:11.120 -[panting] -[moaning] 20:14.000 --> 20:16.520 [Raúl] Fucking awesome, man. Smart move, gotta make amends. 20:16.600 --> 20:19.480 -[Luis] Did you give her an "okay" fuck? -No, a good one, I think. 20:19.560 --> 20:22.200 -And you did it at work? -But since when do you like your boss? 20:22.280 --> 20:23.520 No, I don't like her at all. 20:23.600 --> 20:26.560 You got her by the ovaries. It's a blatant abuse of power. 20:26.640 --> 20:28.080 -[Santi] Which direction? -[mutters] 20:28.159 --> 20:29.840 She's the boss. You're a guy. 20:29.919 --> 20:33.040 Isn't she married though? She has more to lose. 20:33.120 --> 20:36.040 God damn. And tomorrow's the stupid press conference. 20:36.120 --> 20:37.640 You just show up with your best smile. 20:37.720 --> 20:40.200 Like you've just screwed your boss, fuckin' champion. 20:40.280 --> 20:43.399 -[laughs] -Yeah, yeah, right. Hmm. 20:48.840 --> 20:51.280 -What are you doing? -Shh, Jacob! Go to sleep. 20:55.600 --> 20:58.880 [man] Can anyone identify one single Spanish civil right 20:58.960 --> 21:00.679 that men have but women don't? 21:00.760 --> 21:03.760 It's the other way round. The law discriminates against men. 21:03.840 --> 21:06.560 There's financial incentive for hiring women, 21:06.640 --> 21:08.840 and they get a higher pension if they have kids. 21:08.919 --> 21:12.360 If you're assaulted and you're a woman, the law protects you more now. 21:12.440 --> 21:14.480 What's going on? Are men's lives worth less? 21:14.560 --> 21:15.800 Come on, it's ridiculous! 21:15.880 --> 21:18.360 I almost preferred it when he was watching porn. 21:18.440 --> 21:21.679 Well, some of the things he's saying make sense though. 21:21.760 --> 21:22.880 Esther. 21:22.960 --> 21:24.919 And what's this about tax cuts for female hires? 21:25.000 --> 21:28.159 -What are we, handicapped? Huh! -It's to combat discrimination. 21:28.240 --> 21:30.480 Look, I'm not having a discussion this late at night. 21:30.560 --> 21:32.120 What do we do with Ulises? 21:32.200 --> 21:34.960 Uh, we should take his phone away. 21:35.040 --> 21:38.240 Yeah, right. He'll kill us in our sleep. Hmm. 21:38.320 --> 21:40.080 I don't know. We gotta talk to him. 21:43.640 --> 21:46.120 -Dad, you're in hot water again. -What? 21:46.760 --> 21:49.240 [woman] See this face? He seems harmless. 21:49.880 --> 21:52.080 He could be your father, your friend. 21:52.159 --> 21:54.320 -But this is… -Where did she even get this photo? 21:54.399 --> 21:56.360 -…the face of an incel. -[exhales] 21:56.439 --> 21:59.439 You're all a bunch of whores! 21:59.520 --> 22:00.720 [crowd cheering] 22:00.800 --> 22:01.880 [groans] 22:04.679 --> 22:05.880 That's just wonderful. 22:12.919 --> 22:14.200 You're not gonna shower? 22:16.720 --> 22:18.120 A shower? What for? 22:19.120 --> 22:19.960 I don't know. 22:21.240 --> 22:24.000 [exhales] Please just leave me alone. 22:24.080 --> 22:26.480 I know myself. Just need some space now. 22:29.880 --> 22:30.880 Okay. 22:42.120 --> 22:43.600 I'm gonna get some air. 22:43.679 --> 22:45.399 At two in the morning? 22:51.679 --> 22:52.840 Okay, whatever. 22:53.919 --> 22:54.880 [exhales] 22:57.360 --> 23:00.640 Well, then you call the mayor and get him to approve it urgently. 23:01.280 --> 23:03.919 -No, no, no, I wanna open the bar in June. -[knock on door] 23:04.000 --> 23:06.159 Yeah, come in. Okay, let me know. 23:08.120 --> 23:10.640 What are you doing here? Luz might see you. 23:10.720 --> 23:13.760 I waited till she went to the cafeteria. You break anything? 23:13.840 --> 23:17.120 My collarbone. They inserted a plate. 23:17.200 --> 23:20.520 And I also sprained my knee. 23:20.600 --> 23:22.760 -You'll be better for the wedding? -[Paz] Can you leave? 23:22.840 --> 23:24.640 This is pathetic enough already. 23:24.720 --> 23:27.200 I don't want her to find out that I was street racing with you. 23:27.280 --> 23:28.760 Don't worry. I won't say a word. 23:28.840 --> 23:31.280 -Better not. -You know what these are called? 23:32.439 --> 23:33.399 Patriarchal pacts. 23:35.520 --> 23:37.439 An agreement between men to protect ourselves. 23:37.520 --> 23:39.080 Get out of here before she comes back. 23:39.159 --> 23:40.880 Okay, okay, I'm going. 23:42.399 --> 23:44.320 -And the flowers? -Stick them up your ass. 23:44.399 --> 23:45.439 Oh. 23:47.159 --> 23:48.000 [groans] 23:48.080 --> 23:49.159 Ow. [exhales] 23:49.240 --> 23:51.120 [elevator bell dings] 24:00.399 --> 24:01.679 [sighs] 24:05.200 --> 24:07.159 Santi, my love, I dropped my panties. 24:07.240 --> 24:08.560 -Just for you. -Handsome. 24:08.640 --> 24:10.640 [laughing] 24:12.200 --> 24:13.200 [Santi] Hmm. 24:13.800 --> 24:16.080 -[cell phone rings] -[chuckles] 24:16.159 --> 24:18.200 Oh, God. Hello. 24:18.919 --> 24:22.000 [Irene] I'm sorry. I saw what's happening online. 24:22.080 --> 24:25.159 Don't worry. I'm used to being a public figure. 24:25.679 --> 24:27.960 I know how to fix it. Let's meet up? 24:29.159 --> 24:33.280 I assure you that Santi is neither a misogynist, 24:33.360 --> 24:34.560 nor is he an incel. 24:34.640 --> 24:36.760 He's a very good friend of mine, 24:36.840 --> 24:38.840 who was posing as Darío, 24:38.919 --> 24:42.000 my alter ego infiltrating the machosphere 24:42.080 --> 24:44.399 that I've been researching for my book. 24:44.480 --> 24:45.679 Hello. What's up? 24:46.200 --> 24:49.240 Uh, go buy it now. It's already on presale. 24:49.320 --> 24:54.159 And at seven p.m. on the tenth, I will be at FNAC signing copies. 24:56.040 --> 24:57.800 -[Irene] Okay, that's done. -Mm. 24:57.880 --> 25:01.560 -[Irene] You even helped me plug my book. -Thank you for that. [sighs] 25:02.840 --> 25:05.399 Santi, I don't want any bad feelings between us. 25:05.960 --> 25:06.919 I love you very much. 25:07.520 --> 25:10.360 Don't call me again. Thank you. Mm. Bye. 25:11.159 --> 25:12.040 [exhales] 25:18.120 --> 25:20.320 [woman] Pedro, Virginia will speak first, then Carla. 25:20.399 --> 25:22.199 Then there'll be some questions for the actors. 25:22.280 --> 25:24.040 There's no need for you to speak. 25:24.120 --> 25:27.120 Right, yeah. I look better with my mouth closed. 25:27.640 --> 25:30.199 Hello, everyone. Thank you for coming. 25:30.720 --> 25:35.080 It's… well, it's a pleasure for us to be presenting Alpha Males. 25:35.159 --> 25:38.560 -Which is a feminine and feminist take-- -Hi. How's it going? How's everyone? 25:38.640 --> 25:41.880 Sorry. I'm Pedro Aguilar, creator and showrunner. 25:41.960 --> 25:43.040 My name's not on the poster. 25:43.120 --> 25:45.600 That was a mistake. But I'm in the credits. 25:46.520 --> 25:48.600 I'd like to thank, first and foremost, Netflix, 25:48.679 --> 25:50.560 but most of all, Virginia, 25:51.720 --> 25:54.120 who joined us when the project was already well underway. 25:54.199 --> 25:55.360 She believed in it. 25:55.439 --> 25:58.120 So thank you, Virginia, truly, for all the support 25:58.199 --> 26:01.800 and affection you've shown me over the last months, especially at the end. 26:01.880 --> 26:04.600 [chuckling] We came together, right, Virginia? 26:14.000 --> 26:15.679 Oh! [grunts] 26:15.760 --> 26:18.439 [groans] Patricia! 26:18.520 --> 26:19.960 Hey, not cleaning is one thing, but-- 26:20.040 --> 26:21.080 Her water's broke. 26:21.159 --> 26:22.600 [Patricia moaning] 26:23.320 --> 26:24.360 [gasps] Holy shit! 26:24.439 --> 26:25.399 Take a deep breath. 26:25.480 --> 26:28.560 [inhaling, exhaling] 26:29.280 --> 26:31.199 -Yeah, that's it. -Patricia's water is broke. 26:31.280 --> 26:33.320 [Daniela] Why are you calling me? Call an ambulance. 26:33.399 --> 26:34.399 Are you coming or not? 26:34.480 --> 26:37.120 I'm promoting a lotion for stretch marks now. 26:37.199 --> 26:39.640 [Pedro, Patricia moaning] 26:41.320 --> 26:42.240 Fucking Stefan. 26:43.040 --> 26:44.120 [door opens] 26:45.000 --> 26:46.120 Hello. 26:46.199 --> 26:47.199 Ah, about time. 26:48.360 --> 26:49.600 Have you spoken to Ulises? 26:49.679 --> 26:50.600 I was waiting for you. 26:50.679 --> 26:51.560 Fuck me, Luis. 26:51.640 --> 26:53.480 Hold the criticism. I made a PowerPoint. 26:55.120 --> 26:58.880 There's at least an 18% wage gap between men and women. 26:58.960 --> 27:02.399 In Spain alone, a woman reports a rape every two hours. 27:03.000 --> 27:04.439 According to statistics, 27:04.520 --> 27:07.960 women spend twice as much time as men on household chores. 27:08.040 --> 27:10.919 Not in this house. Anyway, because of all this and much more, 27:11.000 --> 27:12.760 feminism is necessary, Ulises. 27:12.840 --> 27:15.240 Hey, round of applause for Dad. He worked so hard. Bravo! 27:15.320 --> 27:16.640 -Right on. -Well… 27:16.720 --> 27:20.120 Did you know men are three times more likely than women to kill themselves? 27:20.199 --> 27:21.800 That's social inequality as well. 27:23.600 --> 27:26.199 Uh, yeah, but why do they kill themselves? 27:26.280 --> 27:29.199 Because they don't ask for help. And that's chauvinist behavior. 27:29.280 --> 27:32.040 -[Esther] Mm-hmm. -[Luis] Feminism is also good for us men. 27:32.120 --> 27:33.919 Yeah, but more men are killed on the streets. 27:34.000 --> 27:35.520 And who kills them? Other men. 27:35.600 --> 27:37.919 -See? -We're the ones who have to go to war. 27:38.000 --> 27:39.360 And who causes wars? 27:39.439 --> 27:41.240 Violence is all about gender, Ulises. 27:41.320 --> 27:44.880 It's biology. Men are stronger so that we can protect women. 27:44.960 --> 27:47.320 -Protect them from who? -[Esther] Hmm? 27:47.399 --> 27:49.760 The guys that spew all that crap on the Internet, 27:49.840 --> 27:53.320 those guys are resentful. They're losers. Do you wanna be like that? 27:53.399 --> 27:56.600 -They're losers because of-- -[Esther] Okay, shut up now. Come on. 27:56.679 --> 27:57.880 You don't have those problems. 27:57.960 --> 27:59.960 Until you go bald, you're gonna be handsome. 28:00.040 --> 28:01.760 -I'll be bald, really? -Hmm. 28:02.439 --> 28:05.199 If you want girls to like you, then don't be sexist. 28:05.280 --> 28:08.000 -Girls don't like sexist pigs. -Well, depends on the pig. 28:08.080 --> 28:09.560 Uh, in summary. 28:10.439 --> 28:13.280 Until you're 18, we don't want you watching YouTubers, 28:13.360 --> 28:15.480 streamers, Instagrammers, TikTokers. 28:15.560 --> 28:17.640 -Or anything that ends in "ers." -Done. 28:17.720 --> 28:20.720 -[Ulises] Okay. I want Gran Turismo 7. -Deal. 28:20.800 --> 28:24.360 With the steering wheel, the seat and those glasses for VR. 28:24.439 --> 28:27.199 -Hey, don't push it, all right? -No problem, son. Done. 28:27.280 --> 28:29.159 Esther, this is all gonna be very expensive. 28:29.240 --> 28:30.480 It doesn't matter. 28:30.560 --> 28:32.840 I'm gonna be in Alpha Males. [squeals] 28:36.360 --> 28:38.600 -[Marimar] Honey. -Hello! 28:38.679 --> 28:41.679 [chuckles] Are those for me? 28:41.760 --> 28:42.800 For you. 28:42.880 --> 28:46.240 Aww! You're the best boyfriend in the world. 28:46.320 --> 28:47.240 Yes, I truly am. 28:47.320 --> 28:50.639 -I'll put them in water. Then let's go. -Where we going? 28:50.720 --> 28:53.639 How wonderful, Marimar. How wonderful, finally. 28:53.720 --> 28:55.879 I always said, "How is it that someone so great, 28:55.959 --> 28:57.720 can't seem to find a good man?" 28:57.800 --> 28:59.840 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 28:59.919 --> 29:00.919 Amen. He does. 29:02.520 --> 29:03.399 Shall we start? 29:03.480 --> 29:06.080 -Hey. Yeah. -Sorry. Can I make a quick phone call? 29:06.159 --> 29:07.480 Oh, my God. 29:08.320 --> 29:10.320 [cell phone ringing] 29:12.840 --> 29:14.720 -Raúl. -Dude, are you downtown? 29:14.800 --> 29:16.679 Yes, but I don't feel like going out. 29:16.760 --> 29:18.800 Go to my place and take Rita out. 29:19.520 --> 29:20.760 Take your dog for a walk? 29:20.840 --> 29:22.800 I forgot to, and she'll probably piss everywhere. 29:22.879 --> 29:25.320 -Come on, dude. -Just for a minute. 29:25.399 --> 29:27.959 -And girls will hit on you. -I don't wanna get hit on. 29:28.040 --> 29:30.240 The doorman has the keys. I'll let him know. 29:30.800 --> 29:32.040 Okay, fine. 29:34.679 --> 29:37.360 An hour ago, you said it'd be here in half an hour. 29:37.439 --> 29:40.520 Don't tell me it'll be another half hour because… [huffs] 29:40.600 --> 29:42.520 -Well, fuck the traffic! -[Patricia groans] 29:42.600 --> 29:43.919 What are the sirens for? 29:44.000 --> 29:46.399 Mr. Pedro, we can't wait for the ambulance. 29:46.480 --> 29:47.959 -[Pedro grunts] -[shouts] 29:48.040 --> 29:51.720 -This is such a third-world country. -[groans] Come on! 29:51.800 --> 29:53.919 -[tires screech] -How are you doing, Patricia? 29:54.000 --> 29:56.480 [panting] I'm fine. I'm fine. Much better… 29:56.560 --> 29:58.240 [shouts] …now! 29:58.840 --> 30:00.840 Christ, she'll give birth right here in your car! 30:00.919 --> 30:03.240 Hang on, Patricia, hang on! 30:03.320 --> 30:05.600 Nice materials. Is it voice controlled? 30:06.560 --> 30:08.720 Yes, but it's annoying, so I turned it off. 30:08.800 --> 30:11.560 -What's this button do? -No, please, don't touch anything. 30:11.639 --> 30:13.679 [Patricia moans] 30:13.760 --> 30:15.159 [tires screech] 30:18.720 --> 30:19.840 We need a doctor! 30:20.840 --> 30:23.080 -But all of a sudden they left? -Please, I need a doctor! 30:23.159 --> 30:25.120 -She's about to give birth. -One moment, sir. 30:25.199 --> 30:27.600 One moment? She'll give birth in the doorway! 30:27.679 --> 30:30.560 -[baby crying] -[Pedro gasps] 30:32.360 --> 30:34.360 [crying continues] 30:35.720 --> 30:38.240 -[Patricia sobbing] -[mother] It's a girl. 30:39.560 --> 30:42.280 -[sobbing continues] -Can I park it for you? 30:42.360 --> 30:43.320 [exhales] 30:47.919 --> 30:49.360 [Pedro] Everything went well. 30:49.439 --> 30:52.439 She gave birth in the parking lot. It weighs 3.6 kilos. 30:52.520 --> 30:54.399 See? Our bodies know how to do it. 30:54.919 --> 30:57.959 But they medicalize a process that is completely natural. 30:58.040 --> 31:00.280 Okay, you can do whatever you want. 31:00.360 --> 31:02.800 I mean, do they give you an epidural to go to the bathroom? 31:02.879 --> 31:04.919 There've been times when I would have appreciated it. 31:05.000 --> 31:06.800 That's gross, Pedro. It was an example. 31:08.879 --> 31:09.879 Hello! 31:11.199 --> 31:12.040 [clicks tongue] 31:13.399 --> 31:14.560 [inhales] 31:14.639 --> 31:17.679 Tomás, uh, it's eight p.m., 31:17.760 --> 31:19.120 and you went out at two a.m. 31:19.199 --> 31:22.159 I'm pregnant, and the last thing I need right now is… 31:24.120 --> 31:25.520 Where have you been? 31:26.120 --> 31:27.000 I love you. 31:27.080 --> 31:28.560 Great, but where have you been? 31:29.439 --> 31:31.199 I know what's happening to me, my love. 31:31.720 --> 31:35.040 I'm creatively dry because I'm happy for the first time in my life. 31:35.600 --> 31:37.240 But an artist needs to be tortured. 31:38.360 --> 31:39.639 Want me to treat you like shit? 31:39.720 --> 31:41.159 [chuckles] No, babe. 31:41.959 --> 31:42.800 [sighs] 31:44.760 --> 31:46.199 For you, I'll give up my career. 31:46.919 --> 31:48.159 You don't have to do that. 31:48.240 --> 31:51.280 You're so beautiful, so full of life. [sobbing] 31:51.360 --> 31:52.360 [Daniela] Oh! 31:57.760 --> 32:00.800 -[continues sobbing] -Are you crying? Again, babe? 32:01.639 --> 32:03.480 [barking] 32:03.560 --> 32:06.800 [woman] Look where we are, cutie. You love the dog park. Look at you. 32:06.879 --> 32:09.159 Look at you. Good boy. Good boy. 32:09.240 --> 32:11.320 -Oh, fuck, Sebas! -Shit, no way. Let's go. 32:11.399 --> 32:13.919 Shit! I don't believe it. Wanna go get a drink? 32:14.000 --> 32:17.159 No, I can't. I'm actually walking this dog for my shitty friend. Come on. 32:17.240 --> 32:19.879 Let her off the leash. They love it. I do that for Patxaran. 32:19.959 --> 32:21.800 You do? What if it runs off? 32:21.879 --> 32:24.919 Put a tag on it with your number and people call you. It's good for dating. 32:25.000 --> 32:27.080 A few blocked me, but I fucked two of them. [laughs] 32:27.159 --> 32:29.959 [laughs] Oh, well, I don't wanna lose sight of her. So okay, bye. 32:30.040 --> 32:31.320 [Nagore] I'll go get some beers. 32:31.399 --> 32:33.399 -What? No, no. -Mommy will be right back, Patxaran. 32:33.480 --> 32:35.919 Come on, Nagore, for fuck's sake. Nagore! What? 32:39.760 --> 32:42.000 Lucky you don't run into your exes out here. 32:42.520 --> 32:44.919 Ugh! God damn it. [grunts] 32:46.439 --> 32:48.919 Fuck. Hey, hey! Ah, ah! 32:50.040 --> 32:52.399 [up-tempo music playing] ]