[Raúl] This is a shitty bachelor party.
[Luis] At least it's original.
We get a checkup too. At this age, that's a good thing.
Whoever has the highest cholesterol owes us for this detox.
-Yeah. -[laughing]
We used to fuck in Ibiza. Now we're health tourists.
What's happened to us?
Well, at my age, I'm more worried about a tumor
than about having sex.
We're young enough to simply drop dead now.
-[cell phone rings] -[chuckles]
-Honey. -[Marimar] How's it going?
Behaving yourself?
It's great. My friends are a bunch of old dudes.
[chuckles] Great. 'Cause I don't want chlamydia as a wedding gift.
[woman] Raúl, time for your colon cleanse.
[laughing]
-I'll call you later, honey. Love you. -Love you.
-Laugh while you can. -I thought you were hetero-curious.
I think it's good for your skin, supposedly. [chuckles]
Hmm. I wanna learn how to make this juice at home, yeah.
-[grunts] -What's it got? Celery?
-No, ginger. -[groans]
ALPHA MALES
Goodbye. Thanks.
-[man] Hey, hey! There he is. -[man 2] That's him!
-Hey, asshole! -[Santi] Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[shouting]
[groans]
-You fucking moron. Piece of shit! -Piece of shit?
-[shouting] -Get back! Hey, leave! Shut it!
Shit! [gasps]
And now they're fucking protesting? These goddamn incels!
I guess it didn't work out with the feminist.
Blanca, I am not in the mood.
Like always.
I've organized your whole week. Tomorrow, you're seeing Sole.
"Divorced and ready to rebuild my life."
Come on, you know I'm not over this thing with Irene.
And this will help you forget her.
Being complacent is the worst thing for you.
I don't understand. Why won't she call me?
I think because you told her not to.
The key to getting over someone is to know nothing about their life.
As if she were dead.
Zero contact.
I know. You're right. It's not the end of the world, yeah?
Irene is perfect, but it doesn't matter. It's okay.
I'll find someone else. Hmm? Or-- or I won't.
I mean, Manu. He took it hard.
But he finally realized he just needed to move on.
He stopped messaging me, and actually, I think I might be blocked.
You know, I kind of like him more now that I'm blocked. But-- [hesitates]
-Uh. What the fuck?! -What?
The son of a bitch is with another girl!
He's over you? How'd he do it?
Didn't you say you'd die without me? Why aren't you dead?
Álex, zero contact, you said.
Hey, Darío, those freaks are still outside. Should I hose them?
[groans]
Hey, uh, do you mind if I stop for a moment to look at some shoes?
-I'll be late. -[Esther] What's more important?
Your class for judo
or your mom being beautiful for her show tonight? Come on now.
-[cell phone rings] -[Esther] Hello.
[woman] Good afternoon.
I'm calling to confirm your appointment tomorrow at 12 o'clock with Dr. Durán.
-[Esther] Wait, what appointment? -It's for Jacob Bravo.
It's for my hormone blockers.
-I called it in. -[Esther] Oh, okay, no. Cancel it. Thanks.
-Hey! -Sweetheart, I support everything you do.
-But not this. No. -I said I'm a boy.
I don't want my chest to grow.
Jacob, these days, you can have tits and be a guy.
Like Uncle Andrés.
You're gonna lose custody. Call social services.
-Uh, no, wait, no. -[Esther] Luis.
-Hey, Ulises, stop that! -Hey!
-Give it to me. Give it! -Hey, you're gonna make me crash the car!
Jesus Christ. Seriously?
You're both the worst parents.
"It can cause delayed growth, deficit of mass in the skeleton."
-"Possible brain damage." -Shh!
We can't let our girl do this.
Well, Ulises has amphetamines to help him pay attention in his class.
It's not the same, Luis.
And what if she wants a mastectomy? What then?
I think we should prevent that, so she won't amputate healthy body organs.
I know. I don't feel good. [sighs]
-Aye! Oh, gosh, why now? -Well, we've already hit this point, so…
What about my acting career?
Why can't things go fucking right for once? There's always something.
-[phone rings] -Since you mentioned that.
-There is something that I've been-- ugh! -Shh!
[groans] Oh, fuck, my eyesight's going.
-Yeah. -Esther, it's Paz, Luz's fiancée.
Oh.
So, hey, I'm organizing a bachelorette party for her.
Aren't her close friends supposed to do that?
-Have you organized something? -Um, no.
Okay, are you in or not?
Tomorrow, ten o'clock. I'll send you the address.
It's a top-secret destination.
It's just that my young daughter, Iris,
is going through an identity crisis.
She can come.
-She's nine years old. -Oh, she'll love what I've got planned.
Where are we going? You're supposed to go on honeymoon after the wedding.
-Oh, what? Seriously? No way. Here we are. -[gasps]
-[cheering] -[horns blowing]
Wait. I thought you said these parties are tacky.
Yeah, but together, it's romantic.
-You can meet my friends. I meet yours. -[laughing]
NOT EVEN ONE SINGLE DICK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
-Surprise, girl! -[laughing]
What is your daughter doing here?
Son, son!
-Okay. -[blowing]
THE MOSES OF SEXIST PIGS RELEASES NEW SERIES
Congratulations, you've screwed up our campaign with this one.
I'm so sorry, Virginia. It's very unforgivable.
I'll understand whatever measures you decide
to take, even if they're drastic.
Pedro, no, I'm not firing you.
I'm glad, 'cause I'm starting to get the feeling
that both of us are understanding each other better.
I mean, sweetheart,
we had sex, yes.
We're under a lot of pressure,
and sometimes we let off steam doing things we shouldn't.
I don't want you being arrogant or cocky about it because nothing is different.
Well… [laughs]
…you know it's changed a bit.
This isn't my first time cheating, and it probably won't be my last time.
I don't feel proud of it, but I don't regret it.
And if you tell my husband, he'll be hurt,
but he'll forgive me because he adores me.
And if you say something to our bosses,
they'll be firing you because you've done this before.
I know you told your friends about what you did
because fucking makes you feel manly. But I don't care.
I'm offended that you think I would ever do something like that.
Awesome! We're both on the same page.
Can we agree to start behaving better
and act like adults during this next meeting?
I was just about to say the same thing to you.
-Let's appear normal together. -Exactly.
You can still hate me. Don't let anyone know that you ate me out.
Here, let me see the chart.
I have three tables for my family, one for friends.
Hey, but come on. Luz and her wife?
I told her we'd invite her. I was being nice.
Raúl, I don't want your ex at my wedding. You've gone crazy.
But she's a lesbian, so I didn't think--
I don't care if she's Mormon. It's disrespectful.
Okay, okay. Forget it.
You should invite your friend Rafa and his wife. You forgot them.
Well, I'll go uninvite Luz. I don't want her buying a dress.
-But don't tell her I told you to do it. -No, no, I won't do that.
-Marimar doesn't wanna invite you. -[Luz] I did think it was weird.
Well, you're doing me a favor because Paz didn't wanna go.
-Where are you? -At my bachelorette party.
Well, don't go too crazy.
You know, lots of weddings go to shit 'cause of those things.
It's all right. We're celebrating it together.
Where's the fun in that?
-Goodbye, Raúl. -Talk to you soon though.
[dance music playing]
-[women laughing] -[chattering]
[laughing]
I mean, look, they're all super hot.
Could you get me a bottle of water? Thank you so much.
Mom, you always get drunk when you go out with friends.
All right, please get me a gin and tonic.
Hey, uh, do you know where we're going?
To Tarragona.
Tarragona? What's in Tarragona?
[shouts] Oh, my God! There were no better ideas?
We could've gone to the Maldives or something. No!
-You're such a wuss. -[shouts]
-Get me out of here. Get me out! -[brakes hiss]
-[all shout] -[Esther] You guys are bitches!
I wanna go on Dragon Khan.
Let's wait before we do another one, honey.
Wait a minute. Who wants to come with me on Angkor?
-[all] Me! -[Paz laughing]
I wonder if she's had sex with any of these girls.
I guess she could have.
She fucks them, then gives them a job. It's not bad.
She's my first girlfriend, excluding the threesome with Raúl.
But I don't know. I feel like a virgin.
But it feels nice, right? She chose you.
[Luz] Right, but I don't understand why.
You were straight, honey. She wanted to fish in a different lake.
Let's go.
[woman] You must transform your fear into confidence
so you can be in control during birth.
A deep breath to fill your lungs,
and it will fill your mind and your heart
with love and peace.
And let's recite together the words that from here on out are your mantra.
"My body knows how to give birth. My baby knows how to be born."
My body knows how to give birth.
-My baby knows how to-- -[rock music playing]
Excuse me a moment.
[Daniela] Honey!
Do you think you could paint or something instead of DJing?
'Cause you are interrupting my hypnobirthing class.
-[music stops] -Why didn't you say so? I'll join you.
Oh, it's fine.
Yes, honey, that way we can both connect with the baby.
-Let's go! -Uh… first get dressed?
[camera shutter clicks]
Okay, thanks.
-I can't do it. I'm done with him. -So soon?
He seems like an idiot out of nowhere, so I feel dumb.
I thought the falling in love phase lasted two years.
For me, it's been two months.
[Cynthia] Things move so fast nowadays, girl.
You let him move into your house.
[gasps] Oh, my gosh! That's so cute.
Look, I don't wanna depend on a man, but I don't wanna look after one.
I saw this video on TikTok that said if you're someone who likes personalities
that are artistic, it's because you can't express your own emotions.
So you project them onto others.
I don't think that's a real thing.
Mm. Tomás is very sensitive, so be careful, girl.
More men commit suicide.
Oh, thank you, Cynthia, honey. I'm so glad you're in my life. Hmm.
Listen, this is the fifth time I've called.
There's a protest outside.
The incels are in front of my house right now. Incels.
No, incels.
They're celibates, not by choice.
They're guys that never get laid, so they don't…
Uh, no. Man, no, I'm not going to get raped, but they're annoying.
[laughing]
How about you just come and do your job? Okay, thanks.
The beer's good, right?
It's got no gluten.
Hey, hand over the Doritos.
Awesome.
The police. Oh, no!
-Let's go! Come on! -Oh. Damn it!
Run!
[Fede] Go, go, go, go, go!
[man] Fede, run!
[Santi] Why do I pay my taxes?
Well, I guess so they repave the streets that don't even need to be repaved yet.
[Álex] Look at her.
She's so fake. She's had all that plastic surgery.
Álex, sisterhood.
-It's not nice to criticize other women. -I'll get some other dude.
I have a whole host of guys sending me fire emojis on my Stories.
Okay. Look at this guy. "What's up, Ariel?"
All right, I've got plans.
At the movie theater?
Uh, but why would we go to the theater when we haven't fucked yet?
You seem really messed up.
Uh, Blanca, you know,
I appreciate you caring about me and my feelings.
Probably for the first time in your life.
But I don't feel like talking today. Hmm?
Let's go partying now.
-What? -[Blanca] Let's go dancing.
But not to Snobissimo. Anywhere else is great.
No way, not with you. All I wanna do is feel depressed at home.
[Blanca] Shoot!
-[Santi grunts] -[man] Fucking loser!
[men shouting]
-[TV playing] -Hey, Dad.
Are you doing okay?
No, I'm slowly letting myself die in this place.
[sighs] Well, here.
You see, Esther is at a bachelorette party,
so I just thought, I'll see how Dad is doing. Hmm.
[man coughing]
Paco, enough. Your coughing's annoying!
Emphysema.
Oh. [sighs]
Uh, did you send that letter to Mom?
-Yes, she hasn't answered it. -[cell phone rings]
Right, she's just busy. Since she's traveling all over. [chuckles]
She can't find a half-hour to write back to me? Bah!
Carmen.
What?
It's Mom. She had a stroke.
So, is Harassed a yes, or is it a no?
-Just say it. -[Virginia] I don't know.
Pedro, what do you think?
Well, I mean, the series has its merits.
And I think sometimes the main protagonist
is too complex, but you know, it's true that
a lot of the situations border on ridiculous,
that they're actually funny.
Can we say, "Based on a true story"?
No.
[Ali] Okay, so when are we pitching it to the network?
Tomorrow. But it's up to Pedro.
[Ali] But it's our project.
I know, but hear me out here.
'Cause Pedro is the best one to sell it. Don't let us down, okay?
[chuckles]
-[shouting] -[Esther] Oh, come on, come on!
[laughing] Watch out! Oh!
-Come on, come on. -This is so cool.
[Paz] I know, right?
I thought about having the party on my boat.
-But this is more fun, don't you think? -You have a boat?
Two and a private jet. Now I just have to pay them off.
-Watch out! Watch out! -[Iris laughs]
[Paz laughs] Watch out!
Wow, I wanna own a business when I'm older.
Yeah, you should. And you know, in a few years,
you could become Woman of the Year like me.
Yeah, but I'm a guy now.
[Paz] Oh.
I don't like wearing dresses.
Yeah, I know, 'cause pants are way more comfortable.
And guys who play soccer make way more money.
Yeah, well, I'm not a soccer player,
but I have a lot of money.
-Yeah, also, I like girls more than guys. -[Paz laughs] Oh my God, me too.
Have you seen the hottie I'm about to marry?
Come on already.
-[shouting] -[laughing]
[Paz] Watch out!
Well, I feel awful because with Raúl,
sometimes I don't trust him to be around his ex-girlfriend.
You don't?
He invited her and didn't ask me. He proposed the same way he did to her.
So I think he still has feelings for her.
Is all this true, Raúl?
Are you still in love with, uh…
-What is the name of this girl? -[Marimar] Luz.
With Luz?
I mean, she's someone I had a lot of lovely feelings for.
[sobs]
-[sniffles] -But no, we're done.
That's the other thing. [sniffles]
Father, if he stopped loving her,
how do I know he won't give up on loving me?
Okay, look, in reality…
[sniffles] …you shouldn't trust Raúl.
[sniffles] You have to trust in God.
The sacrament of marriage isn't about your feelings. It's about your commitment.
Your feelings are volatile.
-Commitment is an act of will. -So true.
-Would you like to confess? -Yes.
[church organ playing]
[Raúl] In the name of the Father and of the Son and the Holy Spirit.
[Marcos] May the Lord be in your heart, so you can repent and confess your sins
to Him humbly.
They're nothing.
They're little white lies, usually.
-Mm-hmm. -Some impure thoughts.
They all come from something
that I've always done that I've never found a solution for.
Tell me. Tell me, Raúl.
-[Raúl] I really like women. A lot. -Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
-For me, women are just perfect creatures. -[Marcos chuckles]
A beautiful woman is everything to me.
Nothing else competes with them. Nothing.
-They cloud my mind. -Well, that's not unusual.
-You're the typical womanizer. -That's right.
But out of all these women, there's one who's special.
-I don't know what Luz has over me. -[Marcos] Raúl.
The solution to your problem is very obvious.
It's called marriage.
Yes. I think if I get married, I'll be better then.
Marimar is the woman for me.
[Marcos] Doesn't matter if she's not. What do you think?
You were united by divine providence?
[chuckles] That of all the millions of inhabitants on our planet,
you two were destined to find each other?
It's true.
It's the plan that God came up with--
No, you choose a woman who's not insane
and sacrifice yourself, and that's how marriage is.
That sounds like some kind of patriarchal pact, Father.
Go and say ten Our Fathers then you're set.
In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit,
I absolve you of all your sins. You may go in peace, son.
[Raúl] Wow.
Not you again, Maricarmen.
-[Paz] Attention, please. -[glass clanking]
Thank you.
Um, Luz, I have decided
to tie myself to you forever.
-But I've never felt more free. -[all] Aww.
Here's to the total hottie I'm going to be marrying.
-Cheers. -[all] Cheers!
-[Esther] Cheers! -Thank you.
[Esther sobbing]
Oh, how beautiful, damn.
-Oh! -[woman] Hey, are you married?
Yeah, girl, yeah, yeah.
But are you faithful and whatnot?
Well, you know, I had an open relationship for a bit, but it's done.
-Hmm? -Mm. All right.
A shame.
Mom, can I try some champagne?
[Esther] Honey, go up to bed.
The party is for girls anyway. Hmm?
But I'm also a girl. I'm done with Jacob.
-[Esther] Oh! -[dance music playing]
Here's to both the brides!
[laughing]
What's up? Don't you wanna dance with me?
Oh, Miriam, I'm not into women.
Come on, how can you be so sure?
Didn't your mom teach you to try different types of food?
[Esther] Huh?
[splutters]
Uh, pardon me for just a second.
-[Esther] Hey. -[Luz] Oh!
Miriam just kissed me on the mouth.
Oh! How was that?
Not great. I'm straight, Luz.
Ugh. Then that sucks.
I guess.
Shit, she's coming. [grunts]
Oh, honey. My love.
[panting]
I want your baby.
-Huh? -[Paz chuckles] Seriously.
Wanna do a coin toss to see who gets pregnant?
I don't have a uterus.
Oh, gosh, that's right.
Well, okay, then. I can do it. Okay.
And do you have eggs? Or we can use mine, yeah?
We'll use mine, okay?
Paz, I don't like babies.
Honey, we'll talk about it later, hmm?
-Let's dance. -[dance music playing]
You have a mark on your record.
And you look like a druggie, only drinking from a water bottle.
No, you should stop drinking.
Hey, what if I find you a date and you find me someone?
It's much less pathetic,
and we reduce the risk of getting reported.
God, I wish I was at the house now.
You're so dull, dude. No wonder Irene dumped you.
Hey.
You like it?
Yes, it's, um…
[clears throat] Is that you?
You don't like it.
You don't like it 'cause it's fucking shit!
Hey, come on. No, don't destroy your art like that.
Art, like life, is ephemeral. I paint for myself and no one else.
[huffs] Okay.
Do you think we can talk?
So that's it. We're done?
Is it so obvious?
But now? When you're about to give birth?
That's why. [exhales]
I just think that the thing that's best for my mental state
is for you to leave as soon as you can.
Well, did I hurt you?
No, no, I mean,
because my last relationship was complicated.
And I don't want another one right now.
[sighs]
You're breaking my heart, Daniela.
Yeah, breaking up is hard.
Don't get me wrong, okay?
I mean, on one hand, it's very painful.
But on the other hand, it's so much pressure,
and I don't wanna disappoint you. That's very hard.
Yeah, well, you're right.
Um, although, I'm doing this for your own good.
Because I feel like, actually, I'm kind of
amputating your creativity with all my happiness.
Well, yes, that's true, to be honest.
[Tomás exhales]
[exhales] Well, you can make your next breakup song about us.
Uh… revenge song. Like Taylor Swift.
[Tomás] Hmm.
[Daniela] Mm.
Okay, then.
-Can I ask for a favor? -Sure.
Can we sleep together tonight?
That's sort of weird.
It's beautiful.
[Tomás sobbing]
[baby crying]
[baby continues crying]
Fucking Stefan.
[exhales]
Good morning.
Álex, I screwed up.
No. You called Irene?
-It's worse. -Good morning!
-Oh, you're so cute. -Mm.
Thank you.
[Santi] Mm. Mm.
[huffs] Give me my money. I'm getting out of here.
No, you're so right. Staying in the house is not an option.
Oh, is Sole from Tinder still available?
No, I canceled. I'll see what she says.
[both exhale]
[clicks tongue, sighs]
Pedro.
-Welcome. -[both laugh]
-How are you? -I'm Marta, assistant to Ángela.
If you follow me, she's waiting.
This way.
And here she is.
Hey, Pedro. It's been a while.
-Ángela. -[Ángela] You got your pepper spray?
-Or can I greet you normally? -No. [laughs]
I only carry it when I ride my bike, in case of big dogs.
[laughing]
-Very well, then. Take a seat. -[Pedro sighs]
Would you like something? Tea or coffee?
-Water would be fine. -I'll get that now.
I didn't know that you were working here.
Director of content for series and film.
I manage 40-plus projects. A quantum leap for my career.
Thank you.
-Well, I'm glad. -[Ángela] Tell me, what do you have?
A new series we're working on. It's called Harassed.
Hmm. Thriller?
A dramedy. It's better to leave the pilot with you.
-Read the rest on your own time. -Come on, give me the pitch.
I've heard sales is actually your strong suit.
[Pedro grunts]
Uh, well, all right. Okay.
It's the story of a 40-something-year-old executive guy
who starts working at a company and, well,
his boss, a woman who is brilliant and attractive,
starts harassing him.
[Ángela] Uh-huh.
Well, he thinks she's harassing him
'cause she does some things that nowadays
could be interpreted as harassment.
And the issue isn't clear, ultimately.
Mm, no. But for him, yeah. But he doesn't know what to do.
He's just a little… uh, a bit lost about it.
Poor boy.
And finally, he's pressured by society and his friends,
and so on and-- and he ends up reporting her to HR.
Then things become complicated.
Yeah.
All of it is meant to be very feminist.
[Ángela] So, the main character is a stupid asshole.
He's stupid and cute.
A clueless asshole and social climber who's an innocent.
Something like that.
It sounds entertaining. I'll read it and let you know.
-That's awesome. -Perfect.
Well, all right then. Huh, Ángela. So nice to see you again.
Give Virginia a kiss from me.
You know each other?
Yeah, she told me about you.
About me?
She said you weren't that good. Well, I guess I didn't miss anything.
You seriously sent me to sell Harassed to Ángela?
It was to get back at you for the conference. We're even now, I guess.
We're even? Do you know how hard that was to do?
I almost had a fucking heart attack.
Pedro, she'll produce it for us, for sure.
-We're selling her her very own biopic. -[huffs]
And why did you tell her about us?
What should I say?
Should we celebrate, huh?
You got some thoughts, or…
-Oh, come on. I'm teasing you, dude. -No, no.
You cannot joke about things like this, Virginia.
Relax. Okay, man?
Fucking can be as significant as you wanna make it.
[scoffs] Yeah.
Well, I'll let the scriptwriters know that your meeting was a success.
By the way, I think you should think about casting.
-Paz. -Mm. What?
Um, I've realized that I am super in love with you.
-Mm. -I was so jealous yesterday.
That's so cute, sweetie. That's so beautiful.
How many of your friends have you screwed?
[Paz chuckles]
Does that matter to you? [laughs]
Right.
[Paz sighs]
Luz.
I'm choosing to marry you. Hmm?
Me too. That's what worries me the most.
Maybe we should wait for the infatuation to cool down.
So this decision is objective.
Come on. Let's go for a little walk, okay?
-You need a swim so you can stop thinking. -No!
-[both shout] -[women clamoring]
-[laughing] Oh, my God. -I got it!
[laughing]
[shouts]
You're so fortunate to be creating a new life inside of you.
Your baby already recognizes your voice.
-Hmm. -[woman] It feels your emotions, touches.
It can even recognize flavors.
-[door closes] -Yeah, but I feel like a bad person.
Let's focus on this, and that's connecting with your baby.
Yes, it's just that I can't concentrate. I'm so tired.
Are you sure you want to do this birth naturally?
Yeah, yeah, I have no doubt.
Well, now that you're relaxed.
You'll record a video saying something
you'd like to tell yourself when you're in labor.
But, uh, record a video? Of myself?
-When the time comes, it'll help you. -Mm.
[clicks]
Well, I've caught you in a bad moment. You're giving birth.
Uh, but this is recorded to remind you that
this is what you want, and you're doing great,
and you're very lucky. Um…
-Your body knows how to give birth. -Yeah. Yeah.
[clears throat] Your body knows how to give birth.
And your baby knows how to be born.
And you should come up with his name. Beautiful.
Because you keep putting it off. And okay.
I love you. All right. Bye.
-Did that work? -Awesome.
Yeah?
-[cell phone rings] -[exhales]
I'm sorry. It's the dumbass father of my son.
You know that your baby can hear you, dear.
Ugh, fuck! The pressure.
[grunts]
-Yes, Pedro. -Well, how is it? [laughs]
-We haven't talked in some time. -Well, I'm a bit fed up, to be honest.
I wanna see his face and pick a name for him.
When's your due date?
-Around now? -Oh, yes.
But he seems to be nice and comfortable inside me.
I have a list here of things that could help you with inducing labor.
"Walking for two hours, eating spicy food."
"Stimulating your nipples to generate oxytocin."
You're worried it'll overlap with your premiere, aren't you?
No way.
But whatever. You can always get Tomás to hold your hand during it.
No, we split up. So by elimination, it's only you.
Decide what you wanna do. But if you don't come, I'll tell your son.
I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
Does this mean you and I are a possibility?
[laughs] Oh my, the shock broke my water.
-Well, keep me updated. -Yeah, I have no choice.
And eat something spicy.
You eat it.
Do you get the feeling now that dates these days
are like interviewing for a job?
It's sort of like a market where it's all devalued, right?
-Emotions and sex too. -Totally, yeah.
[Santi] Eh…
And you know, there's one thing that busts my nostrils.
Not my balls, because that's patriarchal, right? [chuckles]
And it's that no one listens anymore.
No one pays attention.
Like we're somewhere else, out there, and I thought
with the pandemic, we might learn to connect.
-Hmm? -And what do you like to do, Santi?
Well, all right, let me see.
Yes, my favorite things to do are going to bars
and hanging out with my friends, decapitating monks
and raping hamsters.
Great.
I'm into squishing them and then tying them tight,
using some duct tape, so--
so they don't explode and then ram.
[chuckles] I'm sorry.
Put away your fucking phone while I'm talking to you. Hmm?
Not there. It goes in your purse.
-I was responding to an email from work. -[Santi] We could at least try to pretend.
Yeah, and behave, like, I don't know, humans.
And if we even cared to know about one another.
A bit of empathy, holy shit!
Fuck!
Pay with your fucking phone.
[door opens]
[Santi] I'm sick and tired of empty relationships.
Exhausted! [huffs]
Take me back to the 19th century.
[exhales]
HOW ARE YOU? I MISS YOU
[cell phone vibrates]
DAD, ZERO CONTACT
Did you delete her number?
-Yes, I did. [laughs] -I don't have it memorized.
Remember, zero contact, dude. Hmm?
-[Santi groans] -[Esther] Sweethearts!
Guess who's back home now!
-Esther! Mm! -Oh! We have good news!
When I'm older, I'm gonna be a businesswoman
and own a boat and a private jet.
Uh.
A businesswoman, really?
She was all confused because she likes girls.
She wants to be just like Paz.
-I'm gonna be Woman of the Year. -[Esther squeals]
-Oh! -Our daughter's a lesbian!
Yeah, our daughter is a lesbian.
[gasps]
It's important to have a strong person to look up to.
She needed a woman she could admire.
What are you trying to say?
-Oh, "Mother." You don't count. -We'll see who she ends up admiring.
When she sees me in Alpha Males, and I'm famous.
Uh, right, listen. Look, about that. I think--
It's awesome, yeah? And everything is going well.
I'm living my dream as an actress. Your father has moved out.
Iris is still Iris.
Uh, yeah, hey, honey, well…
[screams] What's your mother doing here?
She had a bad stroke.
[Raúl] I feel fucking good.
I hadn't confessed since my First Communion. It's like I'm pure now.
I can't be part of any religion that so easily forgives Raúl.
Can you guys think of anything more patriarchal
and sexist than the Church?
Do you know how many women you've hurt and cheated on?
Well, I haven't counted them. I'm not that bad.
-You've counted how many you've screwed. -Hey, we all do that though.
Well, from now on, I'm gonna be faithful, period.
A new life, no more lies.
All right, no more Luz.
-Hello. -Oh! Raúl, oh, shit.
-Can we talk? -[exhales] I guess so.
It's important.
[panting] Don't rent scooters. It's the least sexy thing in the world.
[laughs, exhales]
Listen, Luz. Um…
Oh, shit, this is difficult to do.
What's going on?
I'm saying goodbye to you.
-Where are you going? -I'm not going anywhere.
But I don't think we can keep seeing each other even as friends, you know?
For Marimar's sake.
-Oh. -I'm getting married, starting a new life.
And I don't wanna hurt her.
Or anyone else. No more hurt.
Oh.
Well, I understand.
And that's it, so, I…
I could say lots of nice things about you, but I won't say it because,
you know, if I do, I'll feel sad later for having said it.
Don't say anything, then.
Can we hug, though?
-Yes, yes. [chuckles] -Hmm.
-I hope you're happy, honey. -You too.
[chuckles]
Go on, you'll get cold. [chuckles]
-[camera shutters clicking] -Thank you.
-Daniela, quick question. -[Daniela] Hello.
How's it going? Are you due soon?
[Daniela] Well, yes. But look, here I am, working.
-The curse of self-employment. -[reporter chuckles]
Chosen a name for the baby?
No, I'm waiting to see what he looks like. [gasping]
[gasps]
-[reporter 2] Are you okay? -Uh, yes, I think my water just broke.
Cynthia! Cyn.
[Cynthia gasps]
Congratulations! Tell me you got that on camera, please.
My gosh.
[groans]
[exhales]
-[panting] -[moaning]
[Raúl] Honey!
What's going on?
[panting, moaning continue]
[classical music playing] ]