WEBVTT 00:06.319 --> 00:08.320 [classical music playing] 00:13.240 --> 00:15.120 [instructor] Come on, you sissies! 00:15.200 --> 00:18.800 [blowing whistle] You're all a bunch of shitheads! 00:18.880 --> 00:22.040 -If you stop, we'll drag you back down! -[grunts] 00:22.119 --> 00:24.360 -[instructor] Come on, come on! -[grunting] 00:24.439 --> 00:26.439 [instructor] You're a fucking disgrace to our gender! 00:26.520 --> 00:29.200 [panting, groaning] 00:32.400 --> 00:35.640 -[shouting] -[both panting] 00:35.720 --> 00:37.800 How did we get here, Luis? 00:37.879 --> 00:40.320 -[gasps] Come on, man, -[Santi] Shit! 00:40.400 --> 00:42.360 -We're almost there. -[shouts] I'm the client! 00:42.440 --> 00:44.280 [groaning] 00:44.360 --> 00:47.320 ALPHA MALES 00:49.760 --> 00:51.559 [chattering] 00:51.640 --> 00:53.400 ONE MONTH EARLIER 00:59.400 --> 01:01.559 -[exhales] -[beeps] 01:01.640 --> 01:03.919 Hey, Santi, what's going on? 01:04.000 --> 01:06.080 What do you mean? We're supposed to meet up. 01:06.160 --> 01:09.960 -Hey, what's up, boys? -You too? Where are you guys? 01:10.040 --> 01:13.920 Uh, yeah, Esther is in Almería for a show, and I'm with the kids. 01:14.000 --> 01:16.280 Sorry, sorry, I'm running a bit late. 01:16.360 --> 01:19.320 -Uh, I'm stuck here. Daniela's upset. -[Santi] Huh? 01:19.399 --> 01:22.440 -She's not lactating. -[Daniela] I'm a shitty mother. 01:22.520 --> 01:24.960 [Patricia] But it's really easy! Let me show you. 01:25.040 --> 01:26.360 Oh yeah? 01:26.440 --> 01:29.839 If no one is coming, I'll go back home. Marimar wants to take me somewhere. 01:29.920 --> 01:31.360 Raúl, I'm already here. 01:31.440 --> 01:34.000 Guys, we should plan to meet up, okay? Otherwise, forget it. 01:34.080 --> 01:36.040 Guys, but, hey, hey-- 01:50.160 --> 01:51.559 Thanks a lot. 01:52.199 --> 01:55.559 -Aladdin, the musical. -It was your favorite movie as a kid. 01:55.640 --> 01:58.360 Come on, go get changed. Or just go like that. Whatever. Let's go. 01:58.440 --> 02:00.119 Dad, another time. Hmm? 02:01.160 --> 02:04.960 Sweetie, do you know what I would give to spend more time 02:05.039 --> 02:06.600 with my parents when they were alive? 02:06.679 --> 02:08.199 Leave her alone. Don't be a drag. 02:08.280 --> 02:10.120 It's not her fault you don't have a girlfriend. 02:10.199 --> 02:12.200 What did you buy now? Will you stop spending already? 02:12.280 --> 02:14.160 It's for my new job, you idiot. 02:14.680 --> 02:17.320 -I'm a sex toy tester now. -Oh, cool. 02:17.400 --> 02:18.400 Oh my God. 02:18.480 --> 02:21.200 -I'm off to work. -I'm single because it's a choice. 02:21.280 --> 02:23.640 You're single because that feminazi dumped your ass. 02:23.720 --> 02:25.799 I'm totally over Irene, smart-ass. 02:25.880 --> 02:28.519 Okay, fine. Let's go to Aladdin, the musical. 02:28.600 --> 02:29.720 Yes! Let's go! 02:29.799 --> 02:32.480 Oh! Can we sing along? I remember all the songs still. 02:32.560 --> 02:35.080 I'll go get the car. Come on, let's go. Let's go! 02:36.120 --> 02:37.799 [sighs] You have to tell him. 02:38.440 --> 02:40.760 -[door closes] -[exhales] 02:44.080 --> 02:45.959 [Luz] Are we really gonna live here? 02:46.040 --> 02:49.400 Didn't you call me a freak for living in a hotel, huh? 02:49.480 --> 02:52.400 Between a hotel and this, there must be a middle ground, right? 02:52.480 --> 02:55.200 Yeah, well, I'm not a fan of the middle ground. 02:55.280 --> 02:57.959 -And I'm so far away from the office. -Honey. 02:58.040 --> 02:59.840 You can work from home. Hmm? 02:59.920 --> 03:03.239 -[laughs] Here. I'll show you the pool. -It's fine. I can see it from here. 03:04.280 --> 03:07.120 -The indoor one. -[intercom rings] 03:08.560 --> 03:10.040 -[gasps] Hello! -Hi! 03:10.120 --> 03:11.959 -[both] Welcome to the neighborhood. -Thank you. 03:12.040 --> 03:15.720 We're Jimena, Iker, Vera and Olivia, your neighbors. 03:15.799 --> 03:19.799 -Oh, uh, Luz and Paz. Pleasure. -[both laugh] 03:19.880 --> 03:22.760 Wanna come over for dinner so we can get to know each other more? 03:23.640 --> 03:26.640 -Sure. Whenever you'd like. -[Iker] How's tonight? 03:27.120 --> 03:29.880 -[Paz] Uh… -If you have kids, you can bring them too. 03:29.959 --> 03:32.560 -Darling. -What? Maybe they adopted. 03:32.640 --> 03:34.959 Or did that thing where one of them carried the other's egg. 03:35.040 --> 03:36.360 No, we don't have kids. 03:36.440 --> 03:38.600 -Fantastic. Eight o'clock, then? -[Iker chuckles] 03:40.640 --> 03:42.799 -Okay. -[Jimena] Great, see you at eight. 03:42.880 --> 03:46.079 -[Vera, Olivia] Bye. -[Paz chuckles] Bye. 03:46.160 --> 03:47.280 What was that? 03:47.359 --> 03:50.079 The perverse curiosity of meeting their dyke neighbors. 03:50.160 --> 03:51.280 Bye. 03:55.560 --> 03:58.799 [instructor] Girl, you're lucky your husband is so involved. 03:58.880 --> 04:01.600 Oh no, no, he's not my husband. Just the father. 04:01.679 --> 04:03.760 -Isn't that enough? -[woman] I've separated from mine. 04:03.839 --> 04:06.200 He fucked another woman two weeks after I gave birth. 04:06.280 --> 04:07.440 -[exhales] -Wow. 04:08.399 --> 04:11.519 His excuse. I wasn't giving him the attention he deserved. 04:11.600 --> 04:13.480 [instructor] Hello, everyone, and welcome. 04:13.560 --> 04:16.120 First of all, I'd like to reassure you. 04:16.200 --> 04:18.240 Having problems breastfeeding your son or daughter 04:18.320 --> 04:20.039 is the most normal thing in the world. 04:20.640 --> 04:22.000 You're not failing as mothers. 04:22.079 --> 04:25.280 Or any of those dark thoughts that are going through your heads. 04:25.360 --> 04:27.280 It's natural to feel extra sensitive. 04:27.360 --> 04:31.640 Postpartum is the shadow of the process of bringing a baby into the world. 04:31.720 --> 04:34.240 Each one of you relives the trauma of your own birth. 04:34.320 --> 04:37.479 [chuckles] Well, I see two dads who were considerate enough to join us. 04:37.560 --> 04:38.560 I commend you. 04:38.640 --> 04:40.760 Accompanying your partner is key to the process, okay? 04:40.840 --> 04:42.240 Thank you. 04:42.320 --> 04:44.479 [woman] He's not her partner, just the father. 04:44.560 --> 04:45.800 Well, that's very admirable. 04:45.880 --> 04:47.919 -[Daniela clicks tongue] -[instructor] Let's begin. 04:48.000 --> 04:51.080 Why is it good to breastfeed and for how long? 04:51.160 --> 04:53.960 Don't worry. It doesn't matter if you don't breastfeed. 04:54.039 --> 04:55.680 -This has everything. -Sure. 04:55.760 --> 04:57.640 "Proteins, vitamins." 04:57.720 --> 05:00.280 "Sodium, potassium, zinc." 05:00.360 --> 05:03.080 Pedro, I was the only one. The only one who couldn't do it. 05:03.160 --> 05:06.120 "L-carnitine, choline, taurine." 05:06.200 --> 05:09.680 "Nucleotides, selenium, magnesium." 05:09.760 --> 05:13.440 That stuff is shit. Ugh! You heard the teacher. 05:13.520 --> 05:16.720 -Nothing can substitute for breast milk. -What else is she gonna say? 05:16.800 --> 05:19.320 Oh! Ultra-processed. 05:19.400 --> 05:20.720 Score, two out of ten. 05:20.800 --> 05:22.919 [exhales] Well, don't compare yourself to others. 05:23.000 --> 05:26.320 Or compare yourself, but not just in what's going wrong. 05:26.400 --> 05:29.440 You're very lucky to have support during this process. 05:29.520 --> 05:31.800 Well, don't pat yourself on the back. The baby's yours too. 05:31.880 --> 05:35.400 I know, but I got praised by the coach or whatever she is. 05:35.479 --> 05:37.240 Oh, so I'm here bleeding myself dry, 05:37.320 --> 05:39.919 sacrificing my body and my mental health for our child, 05:40.000 --> 05:42.880 and you want a medal just for showing up? You got balls. 05:42.960 --> 05:45.240 Wait, so now I'm getting scolded for coming along? 05:45.320 --> 05:46.440 Pedro, I don't wanna argue. 05:46.520 --> 05:49.840 Neither do I, but don't take it out on me that you can't breastfeed the kid. 05:49.919 --> 05:52.840 Could you please lower your voices? Rosalinda's already asleep. 05:52.919 --> 05:55.320 Sorry. Sorry. [clears throat] 05:56.200 --> 05:57.680 [Gael crying] 05:57.760 --> 06:01.080 Hey, what the fuck are we doing wrong, huh? 06:01.160 --> 06:03.919 Her baby was born fine, eats fine, sleeps fine. 06:05.640 --> 06:08.320 -Hold him for a while. I need some sleep. -[exhales] 06:08.400 --> 06:10.560 -[sniffles] -Go, go, go. 06:10.640 --> 06:12.840 If he cries, what do I do? Give him a bottle or… 06:12.919 --> 06:14.479 Poor little thing, my love. 06:14.560 --> 06:16.039 -There, there. -So small. 06:16.120 --> 06:18.160 And already being poisoned with red dye 47. 06:18.240 --> 06:22.240 -[Gael babbles] -[clicks tongue, chatters] 06:22.320 --> 06:25.960 All the homosexual propaganda in the media is one big lie 06:26.039 --> 06:27.440 to confuse us. 06:27.520 --> 06:30.039 Just look at the design of the human body. 06:30.120 --> 06:33.320 It's obvious that a man and a woman are made to fit together. 06:33.400 --> 06:34.760 As God intended. 06:34.840 --> 06:37.520 Homosexuality is a disability. 06:37.599 --> 06:40.280 The good news is God can heal perversion. 06:41.000 --> 06:44.440 It can be cured with therapy and a lot of praying to Jesus Christ. 06:44.520 --> 06:48.080 But nowadays, sexual orientations are very fluid, aren't they? 06:49.720 --> 06:52.479 I mean, many studies show that we're all born bisexual. 06:52.560 --> 06:55.440 -[priest] Raúl, why are you here? -Because my wife forced me to. 06:55.520 --> 06:56.560 I'm not gay. 06:56.640 --> 06:57.760 Be honest, Raúl. 06:57.840 --> 07:00.479 Look, a friend came to my wedding without a gift 07:00.560 --> 07:02.240 and insisted on giving me a blow-- 07:02.320 --> 07:05.200 But no, I'm not into other dudes. I'm into women. 07:05.280 --> 07:07.440 Only one, my wife, Marimar. 07:09.440 --> 07:12.760 You have to find out what trauma caused your sexual disorder. 07:12.840 --> 07:14.239 Maybe your father beat you up, 07:14.320 --> 07:17.320 or someone abused you when you were little. 07:17.400 --> 07:19.320 I work at a gym, 07:19.400 --> 07:22.599 and I find it very hard not to yield to temptation. 07:23.200 --> 07:26.359 [priest] What you feel is not attraction. It's projection. 07:26.440 --> 07:27.760 Sexual attraction towards someone 07:27.840 --> 07:30.799 of your own sex is biologically impossible. 07:30.880 --> 07:32.359 Well, my ex married a woman. 07:32.440 --> 07:34.440 [gasps] She must have suffered. 07:34.520 --> 07:36.680 It's all clearly explained in my book, hmm? 07:36.760 --> 07:38.080 And I take cash or Venmo. 07:38.159 --> 07:41.919 [Raúl] Do we get a hetero diploma or something at the end of the course? 07:42.000 --> 07:45.799 It's for my wife. She's been a little… distant. 07:45.880 --> 07:48.400 [Marimar sighs] Father, it's just when I see his face, 07:48.479 --> 07:51.799 all those images come to me, and I freeze. 07:51.880 --> 07:54.479 María del Mar, a marriage has to be open to life. 07:55.000 --> 07:56.760 Offer your sacrifice to God. 07:58.640 --> 07:59.640 [groans] 08:04.159 --> 08:05.120 [Jimena] Hello! 08:05.200 --> 08:06.039 -Hi! -Hello! 08:06.120 --> 08:07.120 [Jimena] You look amazing! 08:07.200 --> 08:10.039 -You two are so stylish! Come on in! -Please. 08:10.120 --> 08:11.239 [jazz music playing] 08:11.320 --> 08:13.200 Mm. Great, more wine! 08:14.159 --> 08:16.599 -[men and women chattering] -[Paz] Hmm. 08:18.719 --> 08:19.560 [Luz] Oh! 08:19.640 --> 08:22.280 [laughs] Did they invite the whole neighborhood? 08:22.359 --> 08:23.520 Come on, girls! 08:23.599 --> 08:24.679 [Luz chuckles] 08:24.760 --> 08:26.400 -[woman] Hey! -[Paz] Hello! 08:26.479 --> 08:28.919 -[man] Hey, how are you? -[Luz chuckles] 08:29.000 --> 08:32.039 [Iker] Road trip in an electric car? Not yet. 08:32.120 --> 08:35.319 It took me ages to charge the Tesla on the road to Barcelona. 08:35.400 --> 08:36.319 I go for hybrid. 08:36.400 --> 08:39.159 -[Iker chuckles] -Personally, I ride a motorcycle. 08:39.240 --> 08:41.280 [man] You like women and motorcycles? 08:41.360 --> 08:42.760 [chuckles] Same! 08:42.840 --> 08:45.760 I've thought about working, but when? 08:45.840 --> 08:48.280 I get out of bed, go to Pilates, have breakfast, 08:48.360 --> 08:50.880 then nails, massage, hairdresser. 08:50.959 --> 08:53.880 I have a quick lunch, go shopping, the kids come back from school. 08:53.959 --> 08:55.880 -And the day's already over. -Of course. 08:55.959 --> 08:59.040 And why do I invest in my body? So I don't have to work. 08:59.120 --> 09:01.760 I'm a lawyer. I have a law firm with Paz. 09:03.959 --> 09:06.720 My husband even set up an organic cosmetics business for me, 09:06.800 --> 09:08.120 but I never go. 09:08.199 --> 09:10.000 -No, I do go. -[woman] Why? 09:10.079 --> 09:12.199 She doesn't have children. Hmm. 09:12.280 --> 09:13.720 [woman] Oh, lucky you! 09:13.800 --> 09:16.240 I hate my own kids, and the stepkids are a nightmare. 09:16.320 --> 09:18.920 [woman 2] Oh, hey, have you thought about doing that thing where one 09:19.000 --> 09:20.440 carries the other's egg to term? 09:22.320 --> 09:23.280 [chuckles] 09:24.440 --> 09:27.520 -How could you do this to me? To me! -[cup rattles] 09:27.600 --> 09:31.120 [gasps] How could you do this to your sister? Your own kin! 09:31.720 --> 09:33.480 I wish it weren't true. 09:33.560 --> 09:36.160 I wish I could tear this reality from my entrails 09:36.240 --> 09:39.400 and hurl it into the abyss, but I am not strong enough. 09:41.959 --> 09:43.760 How long have you been betraying me? 09:43.839 --> 09:45.720 It happened once, just once, all right? 09:45.800 --> 09:49.280 [gasps] But it was enough to sentence us to this love that's all-consuming. 09:49.360 --> 09:52.440 Silence! I can't bear so much pain! 09:52.520 --> 09:54.680 I don't want to hear another word! 09:54.760 --> 09:58.640 You have to hear it. I am carrying your husband's child. 10:03.120 --> 10:04.079 [Esther gasps] 10:04.839 --> 10:06.360 You are no longer my kin. 10:06.440 --> 10:10.560 -[sobbing] -You are only the echo of a lie. 10:10.640 --> 10:11.640 [gasps] 10:13.760 --> 10:15.760 [scattered applause] 10:16.400 --> 10:17.760 [Esther exhales] 10:33.800 --> 10:35.600 Oh! Quick! 10:35.680 --> 10:37.920 -[grunts] Shit. -[cell phone ringing] 10:40.560 --> 10:42.280 [gasps] What is it, Luis? 10:42.360 --> 10:45.440 [Luis] Well, one of these weekends, I'd like to have dinner with my wife. 10:45.520 --> 10:48.160 I know. I miss you too. Are the kids all right? 10:48.240 --> 10:50.480 Well, they're great, doing their own thing. 10:50.560 --> 10:51.959 How's it going in Almería? 10:52.040 --> 10:53.920 It's going great. It's a huge success. 10:54.719 --> 10:57.719 -Was there a big audience? -I just said it was a huge success. 10:57.800 --> 11:00.199 -What time do you get back? -I don't know. When I get there. 11:00.280 --> 11:02.280 Do drop-off tomorrow. I have a doctor's appointment. 11:02.360 --> 11:03.360 Okay. 11:03.440 --> 11:05.800 I've been on it all week because of your rehearsals. 11:05.880 --> 11:07.719 It's your fault for screwing up Alpha Males. 11:07.800 --> 11:09.360 It was Pedro. How many times do I have-- 11:09.440 --> 11:11.560 [Esther grunts, exhales] 11:11.640 --> 11:14.480 -Tell me if you get tired. [grunts] -[engine turns over] 11:14.560 --> 11:17.160 Wow! That was amazing. 11:17.240 --> 11:19.040 The music, the dancing. 11:19.120 --> 11:21.240 How did they do the flying carpet thing? 11:21.320 --> 11:23.760 -Come on, the plot is so sexist. -Aladdin? 11:23.839 --> 11:26.680 [Álex] He's a manipulative liar, and she's a spoiled brat. 11:26.760 --> 11:29.959 Why can't she be the one who finds the lamp and saves the guy, huh? 11:30.040 --> 11:31.839 Because they don't want an empowered woman. 11:31.920 --> 11:34.040 I mean, the empowered one is the genie. 11:34.800 --> 11:36.560 Why not a female genie? 11:36.640 --> 11:41.680 Huh? Well, um, what mattered was to spend quality time together. 11:42.280 --> 11:44.920 You don't realize it now, but when you're older, you'll say-- 11:45.000 --> 11:48.280 -Give me your phone. -Huh? What for? No. No more Tinder, no. 11:48.360 --> 11:50.800 I installed an app that will blow your mind. 11:52.240 --> 11:54.640 -Meet Lola. -Lola? Who's Lola? 11:54.719 --> 11:57.560 -Hello, Santiago! -[Santi] Hi, Lola! Uh! 11:57.640 --> 12:00.640 Shit. Hey, look, I'm very sorry about this, 12:00.719 --> 12:02.360 but that was my daughter's idea, all right? 12:02.440 --> 12:05.280 I'm at a stage in my life right now where I'm just not-- 12:05.360 --> 12:06.320 She's AI. 12:06.400 --> 12:08.320 -[laughs] -You serious? 12:08.920 --> 12:10.120 Wow, it's very realistic, huh? 12:10.199 --> 12:12.719 You two are already dating, but you can also chat first 12:12.800 --> 12:14.079 and ask her out later. 12:14.160 --> 12:17.040 The more you talk to me, the more I'll learn about the things you like. 12:17.120 --> 12:19.760 And she'll never dump you as long as you pay the subscription. 12:19.839 --> 12:23.280 Oh no, no, I do not want any more women in my life, real or fake, okay? 12:23.360 --> 12:26.560 [groans] Why did you put this thing on my phone? 12:26.640 --> 12:28.839 Mm. You look a little bit lonely, and I thought-- 12:28.920 --> 12:31.000 Lonely? I'm doing great. 12:31.079 --> 12:33.560 And the advantage of being single, 12:33.640 --> 12:37.040 apart from not getting my heart broken, is to have more time together. 12:37.640 --> 12:38.920 Mm, right, but I wanted-- 12:39.000 --> 12:42.480 It's true that before we had more of a hierarchical relationship. 12:42.560 --> 12:46.920 But now you're an adult, and we can be buddies, right? 12:47.000 --> 12:49.599 Well, I mean, I'll always be the parent, obviously, 12:49.680 --> 12:51.120 but… [sighs] 12:51.199 --> 12:53.920 Álex, you're the love of my life. 12:54.959 --> 12:57.440 But, Dad, I'm moving out. 12:58.920 --> 13:00.400 At least you have Lola. 13:01.120 --> 13:04.040 [Lola chuckles] Do you prefer sushi or pizza? 13:04.120 --> 13:04.959 [Santi] Huh? 13:10.800 --> 13:12.040 [Raúl] Honey! 13:12.680 --> 13:15.040 I'm cured. I feel totally hetero-- 13:15.719 --> 13:17.079 What's all this? 13:18.800 --> 13:21.959 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm! 13:22.040 --> 13:25.000 -[Raúl moaning] -[panting] 13:27.640 --> 13:30.560 [Raúl grunting, groaning] 13:30.640 --> 13:32.880 Why did you do that? 13:34.240 --> 13:36.400 [groans] I'm sorry. Force of habit. 13:37.040 --> 13:38.360 Oh, okay, force of habit. 13:38.440 --> 13:42.400 Well, since getting married, we hadn't, you know… consummated. 13:42.480 --> 13:45.000 What if the Lord wanted to give us a child, huh? 13:45.079 --> 13:47.079 Who are you to interfere with God's plan? 13:47.160 --> 13:48.719 A child? Already? 13:48.800 --> 13:51.400 Raúl, if you don't accept the part of me that needs to reproduce, 13:51.480 --> 13:52.839 you don't accept me. 13:53.360 --> 13:55.199 -I feel used now. -[sighs] 13:55.280 --> 13:58.719 Oh no, honey, give me a couple minutes, and we'll go for another round. 13:59.360 --> 14:02.719 [exhales] Marriage is so confusing. [clicks tongue] 14:03.480 --> 14:06.480 You left me stranded with that gang of spoiled princesses. 14:07.520 --> 14:09.839 -I had a good laugh. -[cell phone chimes] 14:13.560 --> 14:16.839 No way. I've been added to their Pilates group chat. 14:16.920 --> 14:18.920 See? They're nice. 14:20.000 --> 14:22.360 What are all those shoes? 14:22.839 --> 14:26.120 Oh yeah, you didn't have enough to fill your dressing room. 14:26.599 --> 14:27.880 It looked a bit sad. 14:27.959 --> 14:31.599 -Paz, you have to stop buying me things! -[chuckles] 14:32.640 --> 14:34.160 It's barely anything. 14:35.079 --> 14:37.199 [clicks tongue, scoffs] 14:40.880 --> 14:42.280 [Paz moaning softly] 14:48.760 --> 14:52.640 Honey, tomorrow, I have to get up an hour earlier to go to the office. 14:52.719 --> 14:59.079 Oh, sure, now that we're married, we have to wait until Saturday. Hmm? 14:59.640 --> 15:01.560 Okay, stupidhead. 15:01.640 --> 15:04.040 [both moan softly] 15:04.120 --> 15:05.520 [Daniela snoring] 15:25.839 --> 15:27.199 [Gael fusses] 15:29.400 --> 15:31.880 [Pedro exhales] 15:32.479 --> 15:34.920 -[Gael crying] -[gasps, hushes] 15:35.000 --> 15:37.079 Shh! Shh! Hey, hey, hey. Shh! Shh! 15:37.160 --> 15:38.560 Let me try again, Pedro. 15:38.640 --> 15:40.319 -Daniela. -[Daniela] I want to. 15:41.079 --> 15:44.719 [sighs] I need some ibuprofen. I have a raging migraine. 15:44.800 --> 15:48.199 Another migraine? Go see a doctor. Don't pass anything onto the baby. 15:48.280 --> 15:50.760 -That's the last thing we need. -[Pedro sighs] 15:51.560 --> 15:52.560 [Daniela sighs] 15:54.000 --> 15:56.719 Let's make it work, okay, Gael? Please. 15:57.560 --> 16:00.240 -Why don't you try and latch on this time? -[crying continues] 16:00.839 --> 16:04.479 -[vibrates] -[Pedro exhales] 16:07.520 --> 16:10.640 -Something wrong? -[Daniela] Can you bring up a bottle? 16:10.719 --> 16:11.719 [exhales] 16:17.599 --> 16:18.719 [door closes] 16:20.160 --> 16:22.240 [groans] 16:22.319 --> 16:24.560 -Don't you dare fall asleep! -Just five minutes. 16:24.640 --> 16:25.760 -[phone rings] -[Luis grunts] 16:25.839 --> 16:27.760 -Fuck! -Come on, I'm going to the doctor. 16:27.839 --> 16:29.880 [groans] What's wrong with you now? 16:29.959 --> 16:31.760 You have to get a colonoscopy at 50 years old. 16:31.839 --> 16:34.599 You're only 48. Don't be so dramatic. 16:34.680 --> 16:36.359 Ah, if you don't do it, you'll regret it. 16:36.439 --> 16:38.640 [sighs] They're old enough to go to school on their own. 16:38.719 --> 16:40.040 [kisses] See you later. 16:40.120 --> 16:44.199 I need to sleep, please! [sobs] 16:48.120 --> 16:49.560 [huffs] 16:56.240 --> 16:59.400 -Do you work part-time these days? -Raúl, what do you want? 16:59.479 --> 17:03.040 Nothing. I got you a wedding gift since I didn't get invited. 17:04.760 --> 17:08.079 "Overcome Your Homosexuality. The Path to Healing." 17:08.159 --> 17:10.880 -Your dad hit you when you were little. -Oh, come on, really? 17:10.960 --> 17:12.079 Your pain is so clear. 17:12.159 --> 17:14.960 -Homosexuality is a disability. -[scoffs] 17:15.040 --> 17:17.720 God designed men and women to physically fit together. 17:17.800 --> 17:19.880 Amazing! From hetero-curious to homophobic. 17:19.960 --> 17:22.440 -Hmm! -It's not homophobia. It's biology. 17:22.520 --> 17:24.760 Latex penises don't work. 17:24.839 --> 17:27.880 Paz and I don't need penises. Don't be phallocentric. 17:27.960 --> 17:28.880 Then what do you use? 17:28.960 --> 17:32.040 Tell me this, if God designed us to fit together, 17:32.120 --> 17:35.760 why did he put our clitoris on the outside and your G-spot on the inside? 17:36.440 --> 17:38.440 Uh, no idea. Maybe it's in here. 17:38.520 --> 17:40.800 If God exists, he wants us to be bisexual. 17:41.320 --> 17:44.080 -So you're actually happy? -Very. 17:44.919 --> 17:46.200 So am I! 17:46.280 --> 17:48.840 She called me homophobic and phallocentric. 17:48.919 --> 17:50.600 -Whoa! -And said they don't need a penis. 17:50.680 --> 17:52.360 Raúl, sex is not just penetration. 17:52.440 --> 17:54.840 Yeah, yeah. But it is about that. 17:54.919 --> 17:57.080 -Move! Álex is leaving home. -Congratulations. 17:57.159 --> 17:59.560 I thought the kids these days lived at home until 35. 17:59.640 --> 18:02.480 But what's the problem? She's grown up, mission accomplished. 18:02.560 --> 18:06.000 -Live your life. -I'll be alone. Well, even worse. 18:06.080 --> 18:08.680 With Blanca. Alone and in bad company, all at once. 18:08.760 --> 18:11.120 -You'll find a girlfriend, Santi. -I don't want to. 18:11.200 --> 18:13.919 You don't want a girlfriend, don't wanna be alone. What do you want? 18:14.000 --> 18:15.040 [Irene] Santi? 18:16.840 --> 18:19.480 Hey. Hey, Irene. 18:20.080 --> 18:23.080 What a coincidence, right? Is life trying to tell us something? 18:23.159 --> 18:24.880 -Well, this is Jaime. -Hey, guy. 18:24.960 --> 18:26.159 [Santi] Oh. 18:27.080 --> 18:29.120 They gave us the court next to yours. 18:29.200 --> 18:31.080 You're hitting it too? The padel, I mean. 18:31.800 --> 18:33.440 -Just starting. Hmm. -Hmm. 18:33.520 --> 18:35.399 So how are things? How's Álex? 18:35.480 --> 18:38.440 -[Raúl] She left home. -[Jaime] Honey, they're waiting for us. 18:39.120 --> 18:42.200 Well, maybe when I've improved my strokes, we can play. 18:42.280 --> 18:44.280 [Raúl] Sure, of course. Smack that thing., 18:44.880 --> 18:47.159 -See you later. -"Honey"? 18:47.679 --> 18:51.200 Santi, that relationship's impossible. But there's a silver lining. 18:51.280 --> 18:53.120 You'll be in love with her for life. 18:53.919 --> 18:55.840 Hey, just trying to reframe it nicely. 18:56.600 --> 18:57.760 Where is Pedro? 19:02.520 --> 19:08.840 Doctor, I'm… exhausted and in a bad mood all day long. 19:08.919 --> 19:12.480 I get migraines, and I have a bad temper, which isn't like me. 19:14.200 --> 19:15.919 Also… [clears throat] 19:17.520 --> 19:19.679 I don't know if it's me, but, um… 19:21.679 --> 19:23.800 [whispering] …I feel like my breasts are bigger. 19:24.640 --> 19:25.640 Show me. 19:32.679 --> 19:35.480 Postpartum depression? You? 19:35.560 --> 19:39.720 The doctor said I need an hour a day for myself to disconnect from the baby. 19:39.800 --> 19:42.280 Wonderful. And when do I get to disconnect? 19:42.360 --> 19:44.520 Daniela, it's important to take care of the caregiver. 19:44.600 --> 19:46.360 I had no help during my sympathetic pregnancy. 19:46.440 --> 19:49.399 -Your sympathetic pregnancy? -I didn't have my own doula. 19:49.480 --> 19:52.679 Your dou-- [scoffs] But wait. What type of doctor was it? 19:52.760 --> 19:55.080 The type who's opened my eyes to the truth. 19:55.159 --> 19:57.880 So, the sooner I start the treatment, the better. 19:57.960 --> 19:58.960 I'm going for a walk. 19:59.040 --> 20:02.200 Great. It's such a nice day. So take Gael with you on the walk. 20:02.280 --> 20:03.800 -[Gael cooing] -Daniela. 20:05.399 --> 20:06.720 An hour to myself. 20:06.800 --> 20:10.320 Okay, so show me one stretch mark or hemorrhoid, 20:10.399 --> 20:13.000 then we'll talk about your sympathetic pregnancy 20:13.080 --> 20:15.440 and your postpartum depression. 20:15.520 --> 20:16.760 Postpartum-- 20:19.280 --> 20:20.640 [exhales] 20:29.679 --> 20:32.000 -Was that okay? -[gasps] Yes, yes, Gemma. 20:32.080 --> 20:33.520 That was great. [clears throat] 20:38.760 --> 20:42.360 -Should I switch gears? -Whatever you want. Go ahead. 20:42.440 --> 20:46.040 I'm in second gear now. Third's too much, right? 20:46.120 --> 20:47.440 -[tires screech] -[Esther gasps] 20:47.520 --> 20:48.440 [women screaming] 20:48.520 --> 20:50.120 What did you do? 20:50.200 --> 20:51.840 [gasps] 20:51.919 --> 20:55.200 -[man] Ma'am, you okay? -[shouts, gasps] 20:55.280 --> 20:57.440 [crowd clamoring] 21:05.200 --> 21:08.280 -What happened? -A staged accident to claim insurance. 21:08.360 --> 21:10.440 -She was sleeping. -Gemma, stop lying. 21:10.520 --> 21:11.760 Your eyes were closed. 21:11.840 --> 21:13.520 [scoffs] 21:13.600 --> 21:16.880 -Come here. -But the airbag didn't even go off. 21:16.960 --> 21:20.440 Esther, you can't go on like this. We all have our dreams, and I support you. 21:20.520 --> 21:21.960 -No, you don't support me. -Listen. 21:22.040 --> 21:25.280 It's great that you wanna be an actress, but at what cost? 21:25.360 --> 21:28.240 [cell phone rings] 21:30.399 --> 21:32.360 -Luz. -[Luz] What are you doing? You working? 21:32.440 --> 21:34.760 No, I'm done for the day. 21:39.360 --> 21:40.360 Hey, buddy. 21:49.760 --> 21:51.200 Come. [kisses] 21:57.480 --> 21:59.480 -[clicks] -[TV playing] 22:00.840 --> 22:03.439 Holy shit! What about your shift at the hospital? 22:04.040 --> 22:04.919 I quit. 22:05.000 --> 22:09.080 -What do you mean you quit? -Mm. I've taken a leave of absence. 22:09.159 --> 22:12.600 I wanna put all my energy into saving this marriage. 22:13.120 --> 22:14.040 [exhales] 22:14.120 --> 22:16.040 Oh, brilliant. 22:16.120 --> 22:18.679 -Honey, you're my vocation. Mmm! -Ow. 22:18.760 --> 22:20.840 -Hold on, hold on! [grunting] -Don't pull out! 22:20.919 --> 22:23.679 -[shouts] -Don't pull out! Don't pull out! 22:23.760 --> 22:25.240 -[Raúl panting] -Hmm. 22:25.320 --> 22:26.439 [sighing] 22:34.960 --> 22:36.960 [Marimar panting] 22:41.080 --> 22:42.960 Isn't this forcing God's hand? 22:43.040 --> 22:45.360 Shh! It feels so nice. 22:45.439 --> 22:47.159 -[Raúl] Oh. -[panting] 22:53.640 --> 22:57.800 -Help your daughter. The box is heavy. -Irene's posted a photo with Jaime. 22:57.880 --> 22:59.840 I thought she didn't want anything serious. Oh. 22:59.919 --> 23:02.040 She didn't want anything serious with you. 23:02.120 --> 23:04.560 -[both grunt] -Dad, you were "the one before the one." 23:04.640 --> 23:07.159 -Go on. What's that? -A classic "bridge relationship." 23:07.240 --> 23:10.760 She got burnt out by the bastards she fell for, but who didn't treat her well. 23:10.840 --> 23:13.000 And because you're a nice guy, you softened her heart. 23:13.080 --> 23:15.520 Then she moved on to another guy who'll mess her up again. 23:15.600 --> 23:17.560 Congrats. That's for deconstructing yourself. 23:19.840 --> 23:21.480 -Let's see if it fits. -[grunts] 23:21.560 --> 23:23.240 -All right. -Take care of her, please, okay? 23:23.320 --> 23:24.320 No drugs, hear me? 23:24.399 --> 23:27.800 -Dad, enough. Come on. -Sweetie, I'm really gonna miss our chats. 23:27.880 --> 23:29.480 I'm moving downtown, not to New Zealand. 23:29.560 --> 23:31.880 But, hey, Álex, this will always be your home, okay? 23:31.960 --> 23:33.840 You're helicoptering. Back off. 23:33.919 --> 23:34.960 [Álex grunts] 23:35.040 --> 23:37.439 -[Santi] Your seatbelt, sweetie. -I'm on it. [scoffs] 23:37.520 --> 23:39.320 [engine turns over] 23:42.840 --> 23:45.800 Okay, that's it. We've done our job as parents. 23:45.880 --> 23:48.919 Aren't you ashamed? Your daughter became independent before you. 23:49.000 --> 23:50.320 I have testing to do. 23:51.399 --> 23:53.320 [exhales, groans] 23:55.200 --> 23:56.200 [Blanca moaning] 23:59.280 --> 24:01.280 -[exhales] -[moaning continues] 24:03.040 --> 24:04.439 [Santi groans] 24:04.520 --> 24:06.760 -[moaning continues] -[exhales] 24:07.360 --> 24:09.560 Hello, Santiago, how are you doing? 24:09.640 --> 24:11.360 Bad. Lola, very bad. 24:12.800 --> 24:14.600 Tell me, honey, what's happened? 24:14.679 --> 24:16.280 [exhales] 24:16.960 --> 24:19.200 Let's move on because I wanna lock down the casting-- 24:19.280 --> 24:20.720 Pedro Aguilar is here. 24:23.399 --> 24:26.320 -Let him in. -Pedro, come in, please. 24:27.080 --> 24:30.360 [laughing] Hey, how are you, ladies? 24:30.439 --> 24:33.159 I was in the neighborhood and thought, "I'll introduce them to Gael." 24:33.240 --> 24:34.399 You could have sent a video. 24:34.480 --> 24:37.439 -[Bea] So cute! -[chuckles] 24:37.520 --> 24:38.919 He doesn't look much like you. 24:39.520 --> 24:42.679 [inhales] Yeah, uh, how are you? How's everything going here? 24:42.760 --> 24:44.760 Good, very good. Working on the casting for Harassed. 24:44.840 --> 24:46.800 Ah. It's already been approved? 24:46.880 --> 24:48.240 And written. 24:48.320 --> 24:51.120 All of it? Uh, I only received the pilot. 24:51.200 --> 24:54.960 Ali's gonna be the project's executive producer. 24:55.040 --> 24:58.600 Okay, well, in case you would like me to give you some notes. 24:58.679 --> 25:02.120 -[clears throat] Or ideas for the casting. -[clicks tongue] No, no. 25:02.200 --> 25:04.840 We know that paternity leave is sacred and must be respected. 25:04.919 --> 25:07.800 [splutters] Honestly. I don't mind, really. 25:07.880 --> 25:10.080 Know anything about the second season of Alpha Males? 25:10.159 --> 25:11.640 -It's written as well. -Already? 25:11.720 --> 25:14.159 -Yeah, it turned out great. -But come on, I'm the showrunner. 25:14.240 --> 25:16.439 [chuckles] Pedro, you need to enjoy these moments. 25:16.520 --> 25:18.520 They go by fast, and you won't get them back. 25:18.600 --> 25:20.480 -Work-life balance, Pedro. -Exactly. 25:20.560 --> 25:23.520 Oh. [gasps] 25:24.960 --> 25:26.960 [Gael cries] 25:28.240 --> 25:29.840 [Esther] Are you kidding? 25:31.000 --> 25:33.120 -If you scream, it echoes. -Is there a wine cellar? 25:33.720 --> 25:35.000 And an indoor pool. 25:37.040 --> 25:40.080 You must have done something fucking great in another life, unlike me. 25:40.159 --> 25:41.760 I mean, Paz organized the honeymoon 25:41.840 --> 25:43.919 and took me to the Maldives without warning. 25:44.000 --> 25:46.600 She set up a law firm with me, then said I didn't have to go. 25:46.679 --> 25:49.120 Yesterday, she filled my dressing room with shoes 25:49.199 --> 25:51.240 because she-- she said it looked sad. 25:51.320 --> 25:52.919 You bitching or rubbing it in my face? 25:53.600 --> 25:55.320 -I feel like I'm in a golden cage. -Mm. 25:55.399 --> 25:58.760 I'll swap you. Your golden cage for my shit cage. 25:58.840 --> 26:00.960 It's my dream to be a kept woman. 26:01.040 --> 26:03.080 -Mmm! -Wasn't it to be an actress? 26:03.159 --> 26:04.520 Where's the sauna? 26:08.000 --> 26:10.480 -[vacuum cleaner whirring] -[TV playing] 26:13.720 --> 26:15.640 Stop, Dad, I can't hear! 26:23.120 --> 26:24.480 Hi. 26:25.280 --> 26:26.159 [whirring stops] 26:26.240 --> 26:27.480 Are you hammered right now? 26:27.560 --> 26:29.960 Oh, Luz offered me champagne in her indoor pool. 26:30.040 --> 26:31.640 And you drove in that state? 26:31.720 --> 26:34.919 Luis, I've been thinking about what you said. 26:35.480 --> 26:36.880 And you're right. Mm. 26:37.679 --> 26:40.679 I can't be both an actress and a driving instructor. 26:41.399 --> 26:43.320 I'm gonna quit. [grunts] 26:44.080 --> 26:47.280 -Honey. -[both] Mm. 26:47.360 --> 26:48.919 Oh, as a hobby, it's fine, 26:49.000 --> 26:52.399 but maybe you can just take some theater classes on the weekends, right? 26:52.480 --> 26:54.280 Or help the kids with their end-of-year play? 26:54.360 --> 26:56.919 No, no, no. I'm gonna quit the driving school. 26:57.000 --> 26:57.919 -[Luis] Huh? -Yeah. 26:58.000 --> 27:00.360 Well, you can't pursue a dream part-time, can you? 27:00.439 --> 27:03.919 So I'm a full-time actress now. Since you support me. 27:04.000 --> 27:06.399 -Mm! -I support you, but we have bills to pay. 27:06.480 --> 27:09.000 If you're brave, life will reward you. 27:09.080 --> 27:11.720 I'm gonna lie down, okay? I'm overdue for a nap. [gags] 27:11.800 --> 27:13.439 Oh God. [groans] 27:18.480 --> 27:21.560 We'll split it four ways, so it'll be affordable. Hmm. 27:21.640 --> 27:24.000 We'd have one key each. It'd be our secret. 27:24.080 --> 27:25.960 But why the hell would we rent an apartment? 27:26.040 --> 27:28.880 Because Batman had a cave, Superman had a crystal palace. 27:28.960 --> 27:31.439 -And The Avengers, a whole building. -[scoffs] 27:31.520 --> 27:32.600 And we have bars. 27:32.679 --> 27:35.199 -You want a bachelor pad? Pay for it. -It's not for fucking. 27:35.800 --> 27:37.720 -[Luis] Well… -Not only for fucking. 27:37.800 --> 27:39.840 Boys, we need a place where we can relax. 27:39.919 --> 27:42.720 A safe space where we can feel free to be sexist. 27:43.640 --> 27:45.760 I'll bring the PlayStation Marimar took away. 27:45.840 --> 27:47.520 Just play when she's at the hospital. 27:47.600 --> 27:51.040 No, she took a leave of absence to try and save our marriage. 27:51.120 --> 27:53.679 -I'm her vocation. -Esther quit her job too. 27:53.760 --> 27:55.320 She wants to be a kept woman? 27:55.399 --> 27:58.240 -Worse, an actress. -Well, basically, it's the same thing. 27:58.320 --> 27:59.800 [Santi exhales] 27:59.880 --> 28:03.040 Look at him. Man! You're alive. 28:03.120 --> 28:06.600 Pedrito, how about renting a place for the four of us, like a Batcave? 28:06.679 --> 28:09.080 Yeah, sure. I need to take some me time. 28:09.159 --> 28:10.919 -I'll send the link. -[Luis] What's wrong? 28:11.520 --> 28:12.960 Postpartum depression. 28:13.040 --> 28:15.280 In a guy? Is that a thing? 28:15.360 --> 28:19.760 The doctor told me it's very common now that men are more involved in childcare. 28:20.640 --> 28:21.640 Are you happy now? 28:21.720 --> 28:24.600 I told Daniela, and she got angry. 28:24.679 --> 28:27.760 [Santi] Well, imagine if you deformed your body to give birth. 28:27.840 --> 28:29.399 Your hormones would be all over the map. 28:29.480 --> 28:31.880 This guy whines when all he did was come inside of you. 28:31.959 --> 28:34.480 Yeah, but women, they are designed to handle it. 28:34.560 --> 28:37.600 -Uh, we men are made for the other things. -For example? 28:37.679 --> 28:39.720 Hmm. Hunting? 28:39.800 --> 28:42.439 Look at this. He's falling asleep now, little bastard. 28:42.520 --> 28:45.360 -Oh, Gael. Can I hold him? -No, I'll kill you! 28:46.040 --> 28:48.480 Gael Galván. Lots of "G's," huh? 28:48.560 --> 28:51.720 I can't argue about everything. I have to pick my battles with Daniela. 28:51.800 --> 28:53.480 [Santi] He's so cute! 28:53.560 --> 28:54.560 And so soft. 28:54.639 --> 28:56.080 [sniffs] Mm. And he smells so good. 28:56.159 --> 28:57.919 [chuckles] You wanna eat him? 28:58.000 --> 29:00.480 Marimar wants one too. She's forcing me to come inside her. 29:00.560 --> 29:02.360 [sighs] Well, you did marry a Christian. 29:02.439 --> 29:04.679 You want a baby with Marimar? Are you crazy? 29:04.760 --> 29:07.120 Well, at her age, it's super difficult. 29:07.199 --> 29:09.360 Mm. Actually, no, no, no, no. 29:09.439 --> 29:12.679 I had a great-aunt one time who had twins at 49. Mm-hmm. 29:12.760 --> 29:13.600 That's messed up. 29:13.679 --> 29:16.199 [Santi] During perimenopause, the woman's body releases 29:16.280 --> 29:18.919 all these remaining eggs, like, all at once, you know? 29:19.000 --> 29:21.240 -Like a grand finale. -[Pedro] It's totally worth it. 29:21.320 --> 29:22.840 [sighs] I feel blessed. 29:22.919 --> 29:24.120 [sighs] 29:26.159 --> 29:27.600 [Santi] I want to adopt a baby. 29:27.679 --> 29:31.159 A teeny-tiny one. The younger, the better. [chuckles] 29:31.240 --> 29:32.439 [chuckles] On your own? 29:32.520 --> 29:35.480 Yes, as a single parent. It's common these days. 29:36.040 --> 29:37.879 -Uh, what about your age? -[chuckles] 29:37.959 --> 29:42.040 -You might be a little bit too old for a… -No, I'm 45. 29:42.120 --> 29:43.679 But I look much younger. 29:43.760 --> 29:46.600 And I'm deconstructed. I have a diploma. 29:47.480 --> 29:50.360 Are you sure you want to? Adoption is a lifelong commitment. 29:50.439 --> 29:53.439 I'm sure. I'm sure. Let's do it. 29:57.199 --> 29:59.320 Aren't you a bit too young for a vasectomy? 29:59.399 --> 30:02.280 No, no, no, no, no. Hard to believe, but I'm already 48. 30:02.360 --> 30:04.720 Are you sure? It's a lifelong commitment. 30:04.800 --> 30:07.280 Oh yeah, I'm sure. Vasectomy me. 30:15.080 --> 30:17.439 [classical music playing] my me.