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[lively classical music playing]

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[laughing]

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-[chuckles] Hold on, babe.
-[chuckles]

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Wait a minute.

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[exhales]

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[both moaning]

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[Gael crying]

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What the fuck?

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-Sorry, just a moment. [gasps]
-[Gael crying]

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[clicks tongue, exhales]

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Earth to Daniela,
can you hear the baby screaming?

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We're gonna need to talk
about the cameras.

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[Pedro exhales]

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Ah. Okay, I'm ready.

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Where were we?

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Uh, you were about to fuck me.

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Oh yeah.

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[chuckles] Great.

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[laughing]

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[Pedro] Mm. Mm!

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[Daniela] Patri, come here. He wants milk!

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[Gael crying]

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-Can you turn your phone off, please?
-[sighs]

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I'm sorry, Kimberly,
but I'm not in the mood.

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-[Kimberly] What?
-Nice to meet you.

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If you ever come back to Madrid,
please, call me.

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[sighs]

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ALPHA MALES

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You don't find it suspicious
that a 23-year-old Ukrainian girl,

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who you've only seen in two photos,

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asks you for 5,000 euros to come to Spain
because she's in love with you?

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In the photos, she only wore panties.

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That makes it even worse.

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-[speed detector beeps]
-Whoa! Ford Mondeo.

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Dark gray, 41 miles per hour.

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Poor thing. She's very sad.

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Her husband died in a skirmish
in Kharkiv in Ukraine.

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Julián, you're a cop, for God's sake.
Block her ass.

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But… bro.

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[Luis] I see.

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-But, uh, I mean…
-[cell phone ringing]

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Guys, I've got the keys
to our bachelor pad.

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-Uh…
-[Raúl] We need to give it a code name.

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-The hideout? The bunker? The Batcave?
-That's a code name?

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I've already told you
I can't pay the full share.

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Just pay for it by cleaning.
You're our maid.

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[Pedro] Like a pussy-whipped husband.

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No, I don't like cleaning.
I like it when the house is clean.

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Not the same thing.

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[Raúl] Housewarming party tomorrow at 11.

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-That late?
-At 11 in the morning.

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Isn't that a weird time for a party?

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It's a great time since we're
supposed to be playing padel, huh?

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I think it's sad
to spend your whole life lying.

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We're not gonna play padel?

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Oh yeah, how was it with Kimberly?
Did you make Spain proud?

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Boof! Yeah, yeah.

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-Uh, okay, I'll bring the alcohol.
-I'll bring porn stars.

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-Raúl, no!
-[Raúl] I'm only kidding, man.

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[Luis groans, exhales]

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My name is Santi. I'm a hypochondriac,
insecure and obsessive.

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I am divorced, but I live with my ex,
who's a nightmare,

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but she doesn't wanna move out.

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I said I was a woman
so I wouldn't lose my job,

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and I pretended to be an incel,
but only to help, um, a friend.

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I'm telling you in case
you see a YouTube video

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where I got a weird center part,
and I'm saying, "All women are bitches."

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I'm Eva.

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I have three degrees, two doctorates.

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I've spent half my life studying

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and the other giving blue balls
to toxic guys.

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I always need things in order.

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I'm allergic to peanuts,
to cats, to dogs, to dust mites too.

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I hate the beach,
and I don't like my tits,

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but I won't have surgery
because I'm a feminist.

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Wait, uh, what's wrong with having
three degrees and two doctorates?

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In this meat market?
Everything, the dating scene sucks.

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-Yeah, right.
-Mm-hmm.

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Well, this is really
kind of a cool date, huh?

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I mean, not a date.

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More like a hangout
without the pressure of liking each other.

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We're just laying all of our crap
out there in the open, right? [laughs]

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I just wanna find a father
for my child who's not a prick. [laughs]

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I hear you there.

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I've given up on love.
You know what I mean?

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It's kind of a shame, but I have.

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Falling in love shouldn't be
a requirement for reproducing.

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Tell me, what does turning me on
have to do with being a good father?

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-It has nothing to do with it. Nothing.
-Nothing. [laughs]

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Well, here's something good about me.

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I've actually been deconstructed.

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-Yes, I even have a diploma.
-[laughs]

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I'm not sure it helps,
but hey, there you have it.

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Because this feels
more like a job interview, right?

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Well, according to the latest studies
in epigenetics,

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experiences and knowledge leave
chemical marks

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on the genome of the parents

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that can be implemented
in the children's genome

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without changing the genetic code.

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Right. Yes, that's so true.

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-[Diego] Hey, congratulations, guys!
-Congratulations! [shouts]

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-We're the best.
-See, I knew we could do it! [laughs]

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What are we celebrating?

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-We've been awarded a Michelin star.
-[Diego] We're the shit.

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That's fucking awesome, team! Ha ha!

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Mm! Mm. Mm. [chuckles]

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What are you doing here?

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Working. Are we all booked up tonight?

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-Are you feeling okay, Raúl?
-Yeah, yeah.

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I've decided to spend more time
at my gastrotech.

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-Now that I'm married and more focused--
-Raúl, come here for a sec.

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Hmm. I talked to your mother
about buying her half.

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-To my mother?
-Mm-hmm.

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Diego, it's my half. I'm your partner.

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But it's in her name.

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I told her you don't do jack shit,
that you're dead weight.

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That it'd be best
if we don't work together.

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You're trying to pull a Steve Jobs?

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I came up with the idea.
The name "Plates To Devour" is mine.

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Don't worry. I'll change the name.

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Well, I'm not selling.

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Your mother already said yes.

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You have no reason to talk to my mother.

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Hey, guys, we have guests. Get to work.

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What, should I stand at the bar?

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[sighs] Stand here

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and be invisible.

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-[woman speaks Spanish]
-[man moans]

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[woman speaks Spanish, gasps]

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[Raúl] Mm-hmm.

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[Raúl sighs]

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[Marimar] You've relapsed.

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I installed a special app.

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It sends an alert
every time you put on a porno.

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To me, the priest and your mother.

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Why my mother?

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-You have a sexual disorder, Raúl.
-You saw it was straight porn then.

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You are a very sick man,
and I can't get pregnant.

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[sighs] It's all right, my love.
We'll just keep trying.

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[sniffles] What if we adopted?

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Oh no, no, no, no,
that's not God's plan. No.

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Or it is.

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Why send me a husband when it's too late
and I'm no longer fertile?

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Look, these things take time.
They take time for everyone.

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Or maybe the Lord wants us
to be a family for a little orphan.

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That's the problem with God.
He doesn't communicate.

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[Esther] Nobody wipes asses
for free, nobody.

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-She wants something.
-[Luz] A spot in heaven.

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[Esther] Then she should go volunteer
with children in Africa.

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Anything else, madame?

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-Mayumi, more champagne, thanks.
-And something to nibble, please.

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Girl, I want a Filipina maid.

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Esther, Marimar is married,
and she's very Christian.

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Watch out for the Christians,
they're the biggest sluts.

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She hooked up with everyone in school.

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-Yeah, well, she changed.
-For the worse.

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Hello!

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-[Esther sighs]
-Hello.

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Mm. Honey, the neighbors
are coming over for dinner.

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Oh! No fucking way.

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That way I can talk to Iker.
He wants to invest in my hotels, hmm?

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Honey, do we live here,
or… or is it a business?

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I'll take care of the catering.
You just look pretty, hmm? Bye.

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[Esther laughs]
So you became a lesbian only to end up

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in a relationship that's
monogamous and patriarchal. [laughing]

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[sighs] Oh, what a life.

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-[bell rings]
-[clamoring]

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[Luis] Sweetie, how was school?

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[Iris] Awful. The Spanish teacher got mad
at us because we weren't listening,

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so we're having a test tomorrow.

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Poor thing, so bitter.

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Let's go see your grandparents.
That'll be fun, right?

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But, Dad, I have to study tonight.

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Well, what's more important?
A Spanish test

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or seeing your grandparents
who love you and are gonna die soon?

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They're gonna die?

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Like everyone else, my love,
and so will I.

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-You're gonna die?
-Uh, well, I mean, not right away.

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But eventually, right?

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That's why it's important
to spend time with our loved ones, hmm?

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[Marimar] Look how well
you hold your spoon now.

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I'm so sick of this shit.

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Marga, we have to celebrate progress.

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-No matter how small.
-She's right.

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And why are you even here?
We never see you.

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Because you're about to die, Grandpa.

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Uh, no, I mean,
you-- you've reached an age

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where I don't want us
to leave anything unsaid.

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[Joaquín] What the hell is there to say?

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The inheritance will be
half for you and half for Carmen.

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Deeper stuffer, Dad,
like, uh, what your childhood was like

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and…

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-And… your eyes. [clears throat]
-[Marimar] Oh!

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[Daniela] Hi, Danielers,
you haven't heard from me much lately

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because I've been occupied with Gael.

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The truth is that motherhood
is really hard.

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I don't sleep because
he sleeps during the day, obviously.

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Breastfeeding has been a challenge,

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but it's worth it because
of the wave of love I feel for my baby

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and for my nourishing oil.

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For stretch marks and scars
with calendula and chamomile extract,

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which is a cell regenerator,
anti-inflammatory and soothing.

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-The nerve.
-[children chattering]

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Bummer, isn't it?
Having a child when it's past your prime.

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No, we actually planned this.

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-More or less.
-[chuckles]

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I'm Sofía, Andrea's mother.

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[Pedro] Pedro. Nice to meet you.

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-She's the third one.
-[exhales]

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I had closed the factory,
and then we finally fucked.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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No. [scoffs]

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It's fine. I love her so much.
I do. [exhales]

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I have no choice.

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Uh, listen, did you ever feel like
throwing her off the balcony?

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-[Daniela] Pedro!
-Oh, there she is!

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[laughs] Hey, look, Sofía.

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Daniela, my… [clears throat]

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…the mother of Gael.

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How are you?

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Andrea! Honey, stop hitting the boys.

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[child crying]

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[Sofía] Come here.

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Did I scare her away? You two looked cozy.

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[chuckles] Well, we were talking
about parenting.

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Listen… [sighs]

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Patri asked me for money
for her breastfeeding services.

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Just like drug dealers do.
First dose is free,

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and then when we're hooked,
she asks for more money.

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Pedro, whatever she wants.
Really, we'll stop eating if we have to.

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Extorted by the maid.
I can't believe this shit.

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[Daniela] Hmm.

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Oh shit. Oh shit.

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-Ready for this prostate stimulator?
-I got the genetic test results.

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I have a familial
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

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What is that?

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Your heart starts growing.
It explodes or something like that.

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What do you mean explodes?

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Listen to this,
"Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy

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may cause ventricular arrhythmias
and sudden death."

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-[gasps] What if you gave it to Álex?
-Blanca, this is a gene.

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Not a cold. What are you doing?

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We have to tell our daughter.
So she doesn't use stairs.

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She doesn't have an elevator.

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-Honey, call me back, it's urgent!
-Stop it! Damn it!

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Álex, don't listen to her.

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I'm gonna go tell her in person.

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Why didn't you take that test
before getting me pregnant?

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It didn't exist.
DNA hadn't even been sequenced yet.

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-You're a fraud.
-[Santi groans]

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[doorbell rings]

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Uh, is Álex here?

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Dad, you dropped by?

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Hey, sweetie! Um…

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I brought you a little emancipation gift.

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-Oh, I'm-- what's up? Hey.
-Oh!

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Oh, a watch!

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Uh, no. No, it's a heart rate monitor.

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Okay, ideally, you should be
at 120, 130 max,

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and when resting, 60 max, okay?

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And, well, don't worry,
if you get a cardiac alteration,

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this beeps. There it is.

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Are you all right?
Your face is saying, "Something's wrong."

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Honey, I've just been diagnosed

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with a genetic disease
that's degenerative and fatal.

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Oh! Are you saying--

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It's called familial
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

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And what's worse is that you have
a 50% chance of having inherited it.

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Uh, what happens if I have it?

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[Santi] Our hearts could explode
at any moment.

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But listen, tell me, what should I do?
Should I tell Eva or not?

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Because if I do, she'll reject me,
and I wanna be a father.

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If I don't tell her, it's irresponsible
to be a father with that gene.

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-What should I do?
-I don't know!

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I'm processing that you passed
on some shit that might kill me.

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Don't worry. I'll pay for your test, okay?
Whoa! Are you okay, honey?

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-What's wrong? Huh?
-I'm not okay.

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-Just breathe.
-I'm not okay.

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Just breathe. Hey, hey, Álex.
Take her pulse. Take her pulse.

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-Take her pulse right now!
-[door closes]

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[sizzling]

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Mm! It smells good!

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Where were you?

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At Grandpa and Granny's.

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[Luis] I feel like
spending more time with them.

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-[Iris] It's because they're gonna die.
-Right, and Marimar? Was she there?

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-Hmm?
-Uh, I mean, of course, yeah.

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-Uh, taking care of Mom.
-She's so pretty. She has such nice eyes.

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Yeah, I know her. I know her.

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Come on, go study. You have an exam.

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-I want a girlfriend just like her.
-[Luis] Come on.

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[sighs] Do you need any help?

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Finish this, so I can go over my script.

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Um, sure, I can't wait
to see you tomorrow in Leganés, right?

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-Alcorcón.
-Right.

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Tell your friends. Don't like empty seats.
It's like no one goes to the theater.

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-You're inviting them?
-They can buy tickets. We need the cash.

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I'll see if they can, okay?
It's a bit short notice.

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[Esther] Luis, I need to fill the seats.

13:51.760 --> 13:53.599
This big theater producer
is coming to see us.

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He'll buy the play if he likes it.

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Imagine me starring
in Echoes of a Lie on Broadway.

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[gasps, giggles]

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-[Luis] Uh…
-Luis.

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Yeah, I was just visualizing it.
I'll tell them.

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[Esther huffs]

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-[sizzling]
-Ah, fuck.

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He came home at 2:00 a.m.
I couldn't sleep.

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[Cynthia] Girl,
didn't you see his profile?

14:11.520 --> 14:13.800
-He's looking for something serious.
-[exhales]

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If he gets a girlfriend, I'll die.
I swear. It'll break me.

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He won't get a girlfriend.
He'll get a stepmother.

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And she'll probably be
a better mother than you.

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Thanks, Cynthia. Kick me when I'm down.

14:24.000 --> 14:25.959
Why don't you check his phone then?

14:26.040 --> 14:28.079
I can't. I will not stoop that low.

14:28.160 --> 14:29.839
It doesn't count
if he's not your boyfriend.

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I said no.

14:30.839 --> 14:33.079
If you won't do it for yourself,
do it for your son.

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Who knows who that pig is hooking up with.

14:36.040 --> 14:38.839
-[doorbell rings]
-[door opens]

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-[Raúl laughs]
-[Pili] Welcome, lovebirds.

14:40.640 --> 14:41.880
[Ramón] It's gonna be delicious.

14:41.959 --> 14:44.680
-Your mom took a course in Indian food.
-I love it.

14:44.760 --> 14:47.520
Honey, I don't understand this message
you sent me earlier.

14:47.599 --> 14:49.640
It says, "Young stud
drills stepmom's anus."

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It's a virus, Mom, ignore it.

14:51.839 --> 14:54.920
I've installed an app on Raúl's phone
to cure his addiction to porn.

14:55.000 --> 14:56.160
Oh, makes sense.

14:56.240 --> 14:59.680
[Ramón] He's always been like this.
Used to take my VHS tapes from the attic.

14:59.760 --> 15:02.040
He thought I didn't notice.
Ah! You miscreant.

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-Well, okay. Let's have some dinner.
-[Ramón laughs]

15:04.719 --> 15:07.719
Diego says you never go there.
Wouldn't it make sense to take the money?

15:07.800 --> 15:09.760
It's my business,
and he wants to steal it.

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He wants to buy it.

15:10.959 --> 15:12.680
-[Pili] Hmm.
-It's discrimination.

15:13.280 --> 15:16.160
I didn't wanna tell you, Mom,
but Diego is heterophobic.

15:16.839 --> 15:18.719
Is he really? He seems so nice.

15:18.800 --> 15:19.839
He's a bitchy queen.

15:19.920 --> 15:22.839
Oh, Marimar, you haven't eaten anything.
Don't you like it?

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I do. It's really delicious.
It's just I don't eat much at dinner.

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Let's talk about something fun.

15:30.479 --> 15:32.760
-How's the baby coming along?
-Pili.

15:32.839 --> 15:34.079
-[groans]
-What?

15:34.160 --> 15:37.079
It's taking us a little while.
I mean, Marimar's not young.

15:37.160 --> 15:38.520
-Hmm?
-[Ramón] Who cares? Come on.

15:38.599 --> 15:41.000
Have it through in vitro.
It's so easy nowadays.

15:41.079 --> 15:45.280
We prefer not to force things.
We're thinking about adopting.

15:45.360 --> 15:49.120
[Raúl] Well, we have to think carefully,
because who knows what we'd get.

15:49.199 --> 15:50.360
[Marimar] Poor things.

15:50.439 --> 15:52.959
They come from all over,
with all kinds of trauma.

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Then when they're teens, they take a sword
and chop your head off. [exclaims]

15:59.839 --> 16:00.800
What?

16:03.959 --> 16:06.000
I think it's time
to tell our son the truth.

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About what?

16:08.040 --> 16:09.719
Raúl, you were adopted.

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It's true. Your mother had her tubes tied,
but then she regretted it.

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[Pili] We wanted to tell you before,
but first, you were bullied at school.

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Then you started dating
that anorexic girl.

16:19.359 --> 16:22.920
And then you got kicked out of college,
and then you couldn't find a job.

16:25.359 --> 16:26.520
[chuckles]

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See, the Lord
does communicate, honey. [laughs]

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Do you need any more signs?

16:31.439 --> 16:33.719
He's giving you a chance to provide
for a child

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the way your parents provided for you.
Isn't that precious?

16:45.479 --> 16:47.120
-[chattering]
-[laughing]

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[Jimena] Look at them.

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[scoffs] Always blabbing about work.

16:51.160 --> 16:54.319
Let them blab. It's great.
I need a new Cartier pendant. [laughs]

16:54.920 --> 16:57.640
I told mine to work harder
because I got a letter from the DMV.

16:57.719 --> 16:59.959
-What for?
-The four-year checkup on the Cayenne.

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You've had the same car for four years?

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-[woman] It's got 18,000 miles on it.
-[woman 2 gasps] What?

17:05.200 --> 17:07.240
-[Luz] Mm.
-[woman 2] I would have raised hell.

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[gulps] Are you seriously not ashamed
of sponging off your husbands?

17:10.720 --> 17:14.480
-Sponging, Luz?
-I mean, do you do anything else in life?

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Apart from spending money
that isn't yours?

17:16.520 --> 17:19.720
Excuse me, but being a housewife
is very much a job too.

17:19.800 --> 17:21.800
Jimena, you have three maids though.

17:22.640 --> 17:24.119
But I supervise them. Hmm?

17:24.800 --> 17:27.280
Do you think it's easy
being married to a millionaire?

17:27.359 --> 17:29.040
Do you know
how hard it is starving myself?

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I wake up an hour early every day,

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so my husband
never sees me without makeup.

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And every year,
I risk my life in an operating room.

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How old are you?

17:37.320 --> 17:38.320
I'm 42.

17:38.399 --> 17:41.159
-You look incredible, girl.
-Incredible.

17:41.240 --> 17:43.640
You think a facelift will stop
your husband from leaving you

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for a 25-year-old?

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They get bored.

17:47.640 --> 17:49.880
My husband had a young mistress
and got over it real fast.

17:49.960 --> 17:52.399
-Mm-hmm. But do you have joint assets?
-[woman] Mm-hmm.

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We have separate assets.
His mother was adamant about it.

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And you're just
sitting here drinking champagne?

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Me, I'd be losing it.

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[Paz sighs] Honey, why do
you always have to stir the pot?

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I just don't get
how they can live like that.

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What's the difference
between them and an escort?

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Because they got to marry their johns.

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[chuckles] Leave them alone.
They're happy as they are.

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You call that being happy?
They're all anxious and over-medicated.

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[inhales] They need a psychologist,
uh, acupuncture, energy gurus.

18:22.000 --> 18:24.800
Well, then help them all get a divorce.

18:24.880 --> 18:26.960
It'll keep you entertained, hmm?

18:29.520 --> 18:30.520
[grunts]

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Are you going to Esther's play tomorrow?

18:35.440 --> 18:38.159
No, I'm flying to Dubai.
You're not coming with me?

18:39.320 --> 18:41.360
Paz, you're the one
who's not coming with me.

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Come on, Luz. I'm going there for work.

18:44.800 --> 18:47.360
I'd be thrilled to see
your friend's kitchen sink drama.

18:47.440 --> 18:48.960
Don't be sarcastic, okay?

18:49.040 --> 18:51.360
Because we always gotta do
what you wanna do.

18:52.120 --> 18:56.080
Wow. We're fighting. Seriously?

18:57.360 --> 19:01.080
No, my love, get some rest.
Tomorrow, we have a long flight.

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[scoffs] You've been acting so weird.
Pfft. [sighs]

19:07.080 --> 19:09.320
[Santi] What do I do?
Should I tell Eva or not?

19:09.399 --> 19:11.720
If I tell her, she'll dump me,
and then I wanna be a father.

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But if I don't tell her,
then it's irresponsible

19:15.080 --> 19:17.800
to have a child knowing that it
may be doomed due to this gene.

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[Lola] Look at the camera.

19:18.960 --> 19:21.560
I'll do a facial analysis
of your vital signs.

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D-d-don't. No, no, Lola,
please don't analyze anything.

19:24.040 --> 19:24.960
Analyzing.

19:25.640 --> 19:27.800
-Don't move.
-Fucking hell. [gasps]

19:28.399 --> 19:30.679
Your risk of suffering
an acute coronary syndrome

19:30.760 --> 19:33.679
in the next five years
is high to very high.

19:33.760 --> 19:36.399
[whimpers] But I told you I didn't…

19:36.480 --> 19:38.919
I didn't want any more information,
damn it. [shuddering]

19:39.000 --> 19:42.360
Oh! Oh, it's happening! [gasps]

19:42.440 --> 19:45.120
-Blanca, I'm having a heart attack.
-[TV playing]

19:46.240 --> 19:47.640
-[Blanca] At this hour?
-Uh-huh.

19:47.720 --> 19:49.919
Please. Take me to the hospital, please.

19:50.000 --> 19:51.919
-It's just anxiety. Stop crying.
-[Santi whimpers]

19:52.000 --> 19:55.800
Mm. Thanks a lot. I'll go alone then.

19:55.880 --> 19:58.760
But if I die on my way there,
you'll explain why to your daughter.

19:58.840 --> 20:00.560
-Hmm.
-[Santi whimpers] Bitch.

20:08.320 --> 20:09.320
What was it?

20:11.159 --> 20:13.159
[scoffs] Anxiety.

20:16.000 --> 20:19.080
-[dance music playing]
-Adopted? You just tell me now?

20:19.159 --> 20:20.440
Is that necessary?

20:20.520 --> 20:23.919
Uh, makes total sense.
Raúl, you're shorter than your parents.

20:24.000 --> 20:26.320
And Marimar is delighted.
She thinks it's a sign.

20:26.399 --> 20:30.120
I'm starting to believe that God exists,
but only so he can fuck with me.

20:30.200 --> 20:31.520
What are you guys doing tonight?

20:31.600 --> 20:33.880
Changing diapers, preparing baby bottles.

20:33.960 --> 20:37.679
Esther asked me to invite you to Alcorcón
to see her play to fill the seats.

20:38.840 --> 20:41.040
Hey, it's good, okay? It's a good one.

20:41.120 --> 20:42.919
Echoes of a Lie. It-- it makes you think.

20:43.000 --> 20:45.399
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you saw a preview?

20:45.480 --> 20:46.320
Uh no.

20:46.399 --> 20:47.320
But you read it?

20:48.040 --> 20:50.720
Oh come on, I'll send you the link
to buy tickets.

20:50.800 --> 20:52.159
Do you expect us to pay?

20:52.240 --> 20:55.200
Luis, you're really testing
the limits of our friendship.

20:55.280 --> 20:58.159
Hey, come on, it's my wife.
I have to support her dreams.

20:58.240 --> 21:00.120
[Santi] Does she support yours?

21:00.200 --> 21:01.880
-Huh?
-You have dreams, don't you?

21:01.960 --> 21:05.120
-To be Bon Jovi, but that ship has sailed.
-[laughing]

21:05.200 --> 21:07.560
To have a motorcycle. A big motorcycle.

21:07.640 --> 21:09.360
That would be amazing.

21:10.159 --> 21:12.640
-Didn't you have a moped in high school?
-Yeah.

21:12.720 --> 21:14.720
Someone stole it.
That's when I decided to be a cop.

21:14.800 --> 21:18.640
You know, I decided to be an architect
one day while building Legos.

21:18.720 --> 21:21.679
-I said to myself, "Santi, you--"
-[Luis] You okay? I made margaritas.

21:21.760 --> 21:23.880
[Santi] I can't drink a margarita
at 11 in the morning.

21:23.960 --> 21:26.159
[Raúl] We have to christen
the bachelor pad in style.

21:26.240 --> 21:29.360
-It's a very weird time for a party.
-The party is here.

21:29.440 --> 21:31.840
[cell phone ringing]

21:32.440 --> 21:34.320
Oh, shit! Marimar!

21:36.360 --> 21:37.480
Where is he going?

21:37.560 --> 21:39.560
[ringing]

21:41.280 --> 21:42.280
Hi, sweetheart.

21:42.360 --> 21:46.679
[Marimar] I went to the adoption agency
your parents recommended, and it's a mess.

21:46.760 --> 21:48.439
Huh? Where are you?

21:48.520 --> 21:52.040
Uh, Luis twisted his ankle playing padel,
so we're having it checked out.

21:52.120 --> 21:54.280
Oh, poor thing! How's he doing?

21:54.360 --> 21:58.000
He's hurt. I'll call him over.
Luis. come here.

21:58.080 --> 21:59.840
No, no, no, no, don't, don't.

22:00.840 --> 22:02.800
-[Luis grunts]
-[mutters]

22:04.560 --> 22:07.000
[groans]

22:07.080 --> 22:08.360
Hi, Marimar.

22:09.040 --> 22:10.520
Are you in a lot of pain?

22:10.600 --> 22:13.159
-Oh, wait! Exam room four, our turn.
-Ah--

22:13.240 --> 22:15.120
-What hospital? Maybe I know--
-Call you back.

22:15.200 --> 22:16.880
The fuck did you do in here?

22:17.919 --> 22:20.439
This side's the ER, the auto repair shop,

22:20.520 --> 22:23.560
and that's the bank, but I'll keep
changing so it's not suspicious.

22:23.640 --> 22:25.720
[sighs] Don't ever use me
to fool Marimar again.

22:25.800 --> 22:28.280
Aren't you using me
to fill the seats at Esther's play?

22:28.360 --> 22:29.720
Where's my margarita?

22:32.399 --> 22:34.240
Wow, this is actually good. Hmm.

22:34.320 --> 22:37.679
When I use the eco-friendly diapers,
Eco Wise Baby,

22:37.760 --> 22:39.000
I protect my baby's bottom

22:39.080 --> 22:42.240
and the environment because I care
as much about my son's health

22:42.320 --> 22:44.000
as I do the future of the planet.

22:47.480 --> 22:48.320
How's Gael?

22:48.399 --> 22:50.640
-No hello?
-Hello. Sorry.

22:50.720 --> 22:52.120
Well, he's sleeping.

22:52.640 --> 22:54.200
-You didn't shower?
-What?

22:55.880 --> 22:58.080
No, we ended up in a new club,

22:58.159 --> 23:01.040
and the locker room
was kind of, uh, grimy.

23:01.120 --> 23:02.120
Mm.

23:02.960 --> 23:04.040
Have you been drinking?

23:04.120 --> 23:07.280
Oh, hey, do you mind taking care
of Gael this evening?

23:07.360 --> 23:09.960
Why? You have another little work dinner?

23:10.040 --> 23:13.000
No, Luis begged us
to go see Esther's play at the theater.

23:13.080 --> 23:14.399
Esther is performing in Madrid?

23:14.480 --> 23:17.320
No, her show's in Alcorcón,
which means I'll be back late.

23:17.919 --> 23:20.760
-I'll come with you!
-What?

23:20.840 --> 23:22.480
I need some fresh air.

23:22.560 --> 23:26.040
And Patri can stay with the Gael.
We'll just have to give her a tip.

23:26.120 --> 23:29.200
Are you sure?
It's called Echoes of a Lie. [groans]

23:29.280 --> 23:32.320
Well, I've seen some pretty shitty theater
before in the name of culture.

23:32.399 --> 23:35.560
-Okay. Be ready to leave at eight.
-Mm-hmm.

23:39.439 --> 23:41.439
-[chattering]
-[laughing]

23:42.080 --> 23:43.439
-[Santi] Hey.
-[Eva] Hey!

23:44.280 --> 23:46.679
That was unexpected.
I mean, how did you find me?

23:46.760 --> 23:49.600
There aren't many Evas on LinkedIn
who are engineers and anthropologists.

23:49.679 --> 23:52.000
Oh, you're stalking me?
Should I be worried? [chuckles]

23:52.080 --> 23:54.840
Uh, sorry, but I'm disqualifying myself
as a father.

23:55.520 --> 23:57.640
-I'm sorry.
-I really wanted to reproduce with you.

23:57.720 --> 24:02.399
But I've been diagnosed with a disease,
a disorder, a genetic disorder.

24:02.480 --> 24:05.200
It's called familial
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

24:05.280 --> 24:06.439
And?

24:06.520 --> 24:09.320
And I don't want
our child's heart to explode.

24:09.399 --> 24:11.399
You don't understand.
I could collapse at any moment.

24:11.480 --> 24:13.720
Really. No, every day
I'm alive is a miracle.

24:13.800 --> 24:16.040
Santi, you just carry the gene.

24:16.120 --> 24:18.000
Doesn't mean you're
going to develop the disease.

24:18.080 --> 24:20.280
No, no, no, no, I feel things.
I feel things. I do.

24:20.360 --> 24:21.480
In terms of fatherhood,

24:21.560 --> 24:23.399
this can be avoided
with an embryonic biopsy

24:23.480 --> 24:25.919
and a genetic test pre-implantation

24:26.000 --> 24:28.840
during the IVF
to select healthy embryos beforehand.

24:30.880 --> 24:32.560
You know about in vitro fertilization?

24:32.640 --> 24:33.960
The basics.

24:34.560 --> 24:36.840
And so you're saying we can be co-parents?

24:36.919 --> 24:39.240
Well, give me a sec.
I haven't decided yet. [laughs]

24:39.320 --> 24:41.280
Oh, I mean, of course.

24:41.360 --> 24:45.520
No pressure. Let's take it slow.
And yeah, me too. Give it some thought.

24:45.600 --> 24:48.360
-Yeah, but so far, you're doing well.
-[Eva] I'm doing well.

24:48.919 --> 24:50.880
Yes. Want a beer?

24:50.960 --> 24:52.840
Okay. Yeah, please.

25:07.280 --> 25:08.960
SHIT, THE THEATER THING WAS TRUE

25:16.000 --> 25:18.280
CHECK HIS FUCKING PHONE
DUMBASS

25:28.439 --> 25:30.320
[Esther] But why
do I have to suffer that much?

25:30.399 --> 25:34.720
[gasps] What did I do
to deserve this torture?

25:34.800 --> 25:39.320
I've always performed the duties
of a perfect wife and perfect sister.

25:39.399 --> 25:43.640
Why do I only see dark clouds
on the horizons of my life?

25:44.199 --> 25:45.480
[groaning]

25:48.000 --> 25:50.320
[actress] I know
there's love in your heart.

25:50.399 --> 25:52.199
With time, you'll be able to forgive me.

25:52.280 --> 25:54.439
-Forgive you, sister?
-[gasps]

25:54.520 --> 25:57.640
I feel like a stranger
in my very own life.

25:57.720 --> 26:01.720
-[sobbing]
-Every corner of this house…

26:01.800 --> 26:03.240
screams out his name.

26:03.320 --> 26:04.439
[both sob]

26:05.199 --> 26:06.919
-[Luis sighs]
-Uh…

26:07.880 --> 26:10.280
-Hey. Meet the mother of my child.
-[play continues]

26:10.360 --> 26:12.880
-What are you…
-Oh shit, the overqualified one.

26:12.960 --> 26:14.679
-You know her?
-Don't tell me you fucked her.

26:14.760 --> 26:16.399
She's a good lay. A bit boring.

26:16.480 --> 26:18.760
-You wanna be a father again?
-No. Co-parent.

26:18.840 --> 26:20.560
-Compatriot?
-[Santi] What?

26:20.640 --> 26:24.480
[actress] We'll never fully live this love
of ours without your forgiveness.

26:24.560 --> 26:27.240
[Esther] You have chosen
the path of betrayal.

26:27.320 --> 26:31.480
And you will walk it… alone.

26:38.159 --> 26:40.880
-I'll tell you more!
-Ah shit, it's not over yet?

26:41.880 --> 26:43.880
-[sighs]
-[Esther] Oh!

26:43.960 --> 26:47.080
-[sobbing]
-[Santi] But what do we tell her?

26:47.159 --> 26:49.159
-To go back to her day job?
-No, don't fuck around.

26:49.240 --> 26:50.840
Anything that doesn't end my marriage.

26:50.919 --> 26:54.360
-I mean, the lighting was very beautiful.
-[Raúl] And the seats were comfy.

26:54.439 --> 26:57.360
Uh, just tell her you regret
cutting her out of Alpha Males.

26:57.439 --> 26:58.679
I'm not telling her that.

26:58.760 --> 26:59.720
Shh! Here she comes.

26:59.800 --> 27:01.960
-Oh!
-[Luis] Oh ho-ho!

27:02.040 --> 27:03.480
[Esther] Everyone's here!

27:04.080 --> 27:06.640
-Thank you so much, guys. Did you like it?
-Great, great.

27:06.720 --> 27:09.240
-[Luis] Yeah!
-I thought it was hilarious.

27:10.040 --> 27:11.640
-It's a drama.
-Oh.

27:11.720 --> 27:12.720
[Raúl] Did you enjoy it?

27:12.800 --> 27:15.159
-That's what matters. [laughs]
-Okay.

27:15.240 --> 27:17.399
Who's hungry?
How about we go to dinner, yeah?

27:17.480 --> 27:19.439
[laughing]

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[Luz] Come on, a toast to my friend,
who had the ovaries to do this.

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[laughs] I mean, I'm happy, you know?
We set out to uncover familial ache.

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-And I think we succeeded.
-[Marimar] Well…

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Uh, I don't know. It left me feeling cold.
But maybe it's me. You know what I mean?

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[Esther clears throat]

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[clears throat]

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-It's a nice steak tartare, isn't it?
-It's good.

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No, tell me. Tell me, Marimar.

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I wasn't feeling cold. It uncovered a lot.

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I mean, everything is
a little forced, isn't it?

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Like, the sister confesses she's
with her husband

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without her catching them.

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Because she feels very guilty.
She can't even look her in the eye.

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Oh. Well, that's not good storytelling.

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-And the husband, where's he?
-[Esther] The husband's not there.

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It's a women's story,
which is all the rage now.

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It's missing the husband.
And a mother too.

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A mother who suffers and serves
as a catalyst between the two sisters.

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Why not a choir of orphans
singing in the background?

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[chuckles] Uh, okay,
anyone feel like a little dessert?

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I know I do.

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-Raúl, can we talk?
-Sure, sure, sure.

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I know what this is about, Diego.
I'll pay, okay? Don't worry.

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Lucía is going to report you
for sexual assault.

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-Which Lucía? The hostess?
-You kissed her lips.

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And? Come on, we were celebrating.
You gave her one too.

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It's different. She's my friend.

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Don't worry. I'll talk to her.

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-Where is she?
-At home, on leave.

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Leave her alone. She's distressed.

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-Because of a peck?
-[exhales] Fuck, man.

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Do you always have to ruin everything?

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[frustrated sigh]

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[door closes]

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Raúl.

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Why are you here?

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I've been coming for days,
trying to see you.

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Since you don't answer my calls…

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I'm getting a divorce.

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-[exhales]
-Rafa, I'm here with Marimar.

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The snitch. If it weren't for her,

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I'd be with Adriana, and my kids
wouldn't call me "ball licker."

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They're still being bullied at school.

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You had no business being at my wedding.
Why did you show up?

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I tried to explain that I'm straight,
that the rest is just a pastime.

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Rafa, I know straight. You're not.

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Hmm. Neither are you.

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But now I'm free.

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And I am very sad.

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-I've got enough problems.
-Let's open a restaurant!

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I need a change in my life!

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[door opens, closes]

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[Marimar] And from the start,
you know she's going to kill her.

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So the ending is not surprising.

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Yeah, I totally saw it coming.

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Well, I really liked it
when she killed her.

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[exhales] The hand dryer wasn't working.

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And well, this is a little personal, okay?

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But it lacks hope.
There was no hope at all.

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All right, we should ask
for the check, yeah, huh?

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[Raúl] Oh, no, don't worry.
It's on the house.

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[Luis] You've had enough. Okay?

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No more drinking.

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Stupid cunt.
What the fuck she knows about theater?

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Do I go to the hospital
to tell her how to put in an IV?

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I mean, she's just trying to help.

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If you don't like it, shut up.
No one asked for your opinion.

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Yeah, but you did ask.

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She's not supposed to say what she thinks.

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[Luis] Marimar is totally transparent.

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She is incapable of lying.

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Luis, can you tell me
one bad thing about her?

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-Just one. I need to hear it.
-Uh…

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She's just way too good.

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I mean, she's so…
so good that she can be a total idiot.

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Exactly! Yes, a total idiot.
Right, a fucking dumbass.

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-[Luis] Wait, honey, the red light!
-[Esther] It was yellow!

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Okay, I have it right here.

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-[Cynthia] Type in his code.
-I don't know what it is.

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Well, then turn it off
so you can see him type the code.

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-[grunts]
-Well, he's sleeping like a log.

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-It's cool if he sleeps with Patri, right?
-He'll end up thinking she's his mother.

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See you tomorrow.

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Before I forget,
can you send me that video from yesterday?

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Ah, sure.

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Wait. No, no, no, but don't go away, okay?
Send it now.

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Uh, use Airdrop.

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-Oh.
-It has better quality.

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Wait, it powered down.

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-Probably the battery. Mm-hmm.
-Makes no sense. I charge it in the car.

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-Maybe you enabled automatic updates.
-[sighs]

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-I hope it's not fucked up.
-Hmm.

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[Pedro] Ah, no.

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-[laughs] Great.
-Sometimes mine turns off on its own.

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[Pedro laughs]

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[door opens]

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Okay, okay, okay, okay. I got it.

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Let's see.

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Seven, three, seven, two.

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Then five, two.

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I feel like the worst person
in the world, you know?

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[Cynthia] You'll change your mind
when you see what he's been up to.

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It wasn't a five, it was… a nine?

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Didn't you see it?

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He put it in so fast.

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-[sighs]
-Oh, it was a three!

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Or was it?

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Seven, three, seven, two, three, two.

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Damn it, no.
It's locked out for one minute.

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-Jesus, you're such an amateur.
-Yeah, I know.

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[Raúl] Love, nothing happened.

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He just came to see me
because he's very sad.

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-He's divorcing.
-And you consoled him in the bathroom?

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Of course not!

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I take a sleeping pill last night.
My face looks awful.

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Marimar, I'm heterosexual.

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That and God's existence are the only
two things I'm certain of in this life.

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Raúl, if you really love me

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and wanna save this marriage,
go to this retreat.

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[military march playing]

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-[announcer] No alcohol, no junk food.
-[grunting]

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-[sizzling]
-[announcer] No women.

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-No distractions.
-[shouts]

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[announcer] The only thing
you can do is train hard.

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-[instructor] Come on!
-[announcer] Reconnect with nature.

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-Eat real manly food.
-[instructor shouting]

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[announcer] And focus on your goals.

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Come join us at Camp Alpha Male
so you can be a man again.

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If you really are my friends,
you won't let me do this alone. Hmm?

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It'll be good for your testosterone.

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Isn't going to that camp
gayer than being gay, Raúl?

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-What's that about?
-You owe me!

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I sat through your wife's shitty-ass play,
I did your deconstruction course.

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And when you became the Moses
of sexist pigs,

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I was the only one who supported you.

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-Oh shit, you're going there?
-[Raúl] Oh!

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-[chuckles] Come on.
-[cell phone ringing]

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Are we really going to this?

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[Raúl] Marimar, my princess,

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I'm at the bank making
a contribution to my pension plan.

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[Santi sighs]

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[classical music playing]
ontribution to my pension plan.
