WEBVTT 00:15.760 --> 00:18.800 Pedro Aguilar with his own minivan. You've let me down. 00:18.880 --> 00:21.680 It's not a minivan. It's an SUV, 700 horsepower. 00:21.760 --> 00:23.119 But it doesn't make noise. 00:23.200 --> 00:24.959 Because it's electric. 00:25.040 --> 00:28.320 -What happened to your Porsche? -I have a son. No more racing. 00:28.400 --> 00:29.720 I'll believe it when I see it. 00:29.799 --> 00:32.119 But does this clanker have balls or not? 00:38.000 --> 00:39.879 No, no, no, no. Not this again. 00:39.960 --> 00:41.360 Oh come on. Don't be childish. 00:41.960 --> 00:43.239 Pedro, no. 00:43.320 --> 00:44.919 Pedro, no. Pedro! 00:45.000 --> 00:47.960 No, please! Pedro! Shit! 00:48.480 --> 00:49.599 Stop! Stop! 00:49.680 --> 00:51.400 Oh fuck! 00:51.480 --> 00:53.640 Oh God. Hey, are you crazy? 00:53.720 --> 00:56.680 -I think my hair almost grew back. -I think I shit my pants. 00:56.760 --> 00:58.199 Is it fast or what? 00:58.279 --> 01:01.559 But it doesn't make noise. Even cars have been deconstructed. 01:01.640 --> 01:04.480 Hello, love. I miss you. 01:04.560 --> 01:05.759 Where are we going? 01:06.360 --> 01:09.880 -Who the hell is that? -Uh, mm. 01:15.600 --> 01:19.080 ALPHA MALES 01:21.520 --> 01:24.200 That's incredible. AI. 01:24.280 --> 01:27.240 Yeah, yeah. Very funny. You can laugh all you want, guys. 01:27.320 --> 01:28.520 But this is the future. 01:28.600 --> 01:31.000 And it's the healthiest relationship I've ever had. 01:31.080 --> 01:33.560 Are you gonna have the kid with the algorithm or…? 01:33.640 --> 01:35.720 What are you gonna name it? Tamagotchi? 01:35.800 --> 01:37.080 Stop being assholes. 01:37.160 --> 01:40.080 -I have a candidate. -Who? The overqualified one? 01:40.160 --> 01:42.960 She just has to approve it. I'm waiting for the agency to call. 01:43.040 --> 01:44.399 That means she's looking for more. 01:44.479 --> 01:46.759 No. She told me she finds the dating scene terrible. 01:46.839 --> 01:50.119 Doesn't that make you terrible since you're a part of the dating scene? 01:50.199 --> 01:51.600 Oh! 01:51.680 --> 01:54.000 Hey, Pedro, when are you gonna invite me for a beer? 01:54.080 --> 01:56.679 Come on, I'm fucking fed up with chatting. 01:56.759 --> 01:58.000 Mónica, what's up? 01:58.080 --> 02:00.960 Peter's nonstop fucking! 02:01.039 --> 02:04.119 Mónica, what's up? I would love to, but I can't till Sunday. 02:04.199 --> 02:06.280 I'm spending the weekend with my friends. 02:06.360 --> 02:09.440 Boys, come on! Let's go reclaim our manhood. 02:09.519 --> 02:11.320 Let's get ourselves back to factory settings. 02:11.400 --> 02:12.359 It's cool, right? 02:12.440 --> 02:17.480 A weekend out in nature, sports, healthy food, yeah? 02:17.560 --> 02:20.959 I need to rest and unplug for a bit, honestly. Ha ha! 02:21.040 --> 02:24.000 I look into your eyes, and all I see are pieces of shit! 02:24.880 --> 02:28.040 -What? -A disgrace to our gender! 02:28.640 --> 02:31.920 "Oh, I wanna be a better husband. I wanna be a good father." 02:32.000 --> 02:34.640 You're pieces of shit. That's all I see here! 02:35.480 --> 02:37.840 Half of you won't make it to tomorrow. 02:37.920 --> 02:39.000 You fairies! 02:39.080 --> 02:40.560 What the hell is this? 02:40.640 --> 02:42.239 A thousand bucks to insult us? 02:42.320 --> 02:46.160 Well, well. Look here, whispering like a gossipy old lady. 02:46.760 --> 02:48.760 Is there a problem? 02:48.840 --> 02:50.239 No, no, no, no, no. 02:50.320 --> 02:54.120 I mean, I understand your motivational vibe and all of that. 02:54.200 --> 02:56.000 -But isn't this a little bit-- -A bit what? 02:56.080 --> 02:57.840 A bit… mm. 02:57.920 --> 03:01.760 I just wanna relax, yeah. And unplug a few days, you know and… 03:02.560 --> 03:06.239 What's that? Hmm? What are they doing? Hey! What is this? Fuck! 03:06.320 --> 03:10.519 Hey, please don't! Damn, I'm the client! I'm the clie-- help! 03:10.600 --> 03:14.640 Holy fuck, it's cold! Fuck! This is freezing! 03:14.720 --> 03:16.640 It's freezing cold, my God! 03:16.720 --> 03:18.679 Anyone else wanna get in the Jacuzzi? 03:21.280 --> 03:22.720 Let's begin, boys. 03:29.399 --> 03:32.440 -You guys don't hate Marimar? -Uh-uh. I feel sorry for her. 03:32.519 --> 03:33.399 I envy her. 03:33.480 --> 03:36.000 I also want an imaginary friend to give my life meaning. 03:36.080 --> 03:37.360 I wanna kill her. 03:38.480 --> 03:39.840 Are we partying tomorrow night? 03:39.920 --> 03:42.200 Because Luis is off at Alpha Male Camp all week. 03:42.280 --> 03:44.519 Oh, so it's true then. 03:44.600 --> 03:45.920 So, they deconstruct themselves, 03:46.000 --> 03:49.040 and then they try to get back the manhood they deconstructed? 03:49.119 --> 03:52.280 Like when we used to pluck our eyebrows, and then thick eyebrows came back, 03:52.359 --> 03:54.040 so we got them tattooed on. 03:54.119 --> 03:56.399 I figured Pedro was going away with his lover. 03:57.000 --> 03:59.600 -Pedro has a lover? -Who knows? Could be several. 03:59.679 --> 04:01.160 But are you guys together? 04:01.239 --> 04:03.160 No, but it bothers me. He's being a bad dad. 04:03.239 --> 04:04.679 Oh God. 04:06.200 --> 04:07.839 Sweetheart, are you on the plane? 04:07.920 --> 04:10.280 Hi, babe! Change of plans. 04:10.359 --> 04:13.239 I've been invited to a big party. Why don't you come along with me? 04:13.320 --> 04:15.920 -I mean, look at this amazing hotel. -Uh, to Dubai? 04:16.000 --> 04:18.000 Fly in tomorrow and we'll leave the next day. 04:18.079 --> 04:20.240 -I'll send a private jet. -Can friends come along? 04:20.320 --> 04:21.279 I'm here with the girls. 04:21.360 --> 04:22.920 -Hello! -Hi, there. 04:23.000 --> 04:25.160 Please, come! You're all invited! 04:25.240 --> 04:27.880 I don't know. I mean, it's 24 hours away. 04:27.960 --> 04:31.000 Don't worry. I'll convince her. We're going. 04:31.680 --> 04:34.479 Count me in. As a mother, self-care is very important. 04:34.560 --> 04:35.800 I completely agree. 04:35.880 --> 04:38.320 Daniela has a nanny. What are you gonna do with your kids? 04:38.960 --> 04:40.240 Hmm. 04:49.280 --> 04:50.200 Whoa! 04:51.720 --> 04:55.320 Crawl, you worms! 04:55.400 --> 04:57.840 I'm gonna beat some manhood into your ass! 04:57.919 --> 05:01.240 Come on! Come on. 05:01.320 --> 05:03.280 Come on. Go. Move. 05:03.880 --> 05:06.200 Oh shit. No, my foot doesn't fit! 05:12.880 --> 05:14.520 Stop dragging your asses, you girls! 05:14.599 --> 05:16.160 Do you have gloves? I have soft hands. 05:16.240 --> 05:19.240 Come on! Where is your testosterone? 05:19.320 --> 05:21.000 Get up! 05:21.080 --> 05:23.360 Have you been castrated? 05:23.440 --> 05:26.840 Women can smell weakness. 05:26.919 --> 05:30.039 They can feel your loser energy, and they abandon you. 05:30.120 --> 05:32.320 Is that what you want? 05:32.400 --> 05:33.919 For them to go off with another guy? 05:34.000 --> 05:35.200 Or do you wanna fuck? 05:35.800 --> 05:37.800 I asked you a question! 05:37.880 --> 05:39.560 We wanna fuck. 05:39.640 --> 05:42.039 -I can't hear you, damn it! -We wanna fuck! 05:42.120 --> 05:45.280 Perfect, because I'm gonna fuck you in the ass! 05:45.359 --> 05:47.520 We were spared from military service for this? 05:47.599 --> 05:50.200 Fuck me! 05:50.280 --> 05:52.400 -You're gonna leave us alone? -Let's go! 05:52.479 --> 05:54.400 No, no, no, you're getting a chance to grow. 05:54.479 --> 05:58.919 Listen, Daddy doesn't trust you guys, but Mommy's giving you the opportunity 05:59.000 --> 06:02.280 to prove that you are both very responsible and mature. 06:02.359 --> 06:03.919 I don't think we're prepared for this. 06:04.000 --> 06:04.919 I am. 06:05.000 --> 06:07.039 Listen, okay, Iris, Mommy got an acting gig. 06:07.120 --> 06:08.800 Or I wouldn't go. Hmm? 06:08.880 --> 06:11.640 Uh, if your father calls, tell him I went to go shopping. 06:11.720 --> 06:14.800 Or I'm in the bathroom or the shower. I wanna surprise him. 06:14.880 --> 06:16.400 Are you finally famous now? 06:16.479 --> 06:19.440 -I'm working on it. Yes, I am. -Hmm. 06:19.520 --> 06:21.680 If Pedro calls, tell him I'm shooting a commercial 06:21.760 --> 06:23.599 or that I'm walking Gael in the park. 06:23.680 --> 06:27.680 -Otherwise, he gets super annoying. -And what's the job you have in Dubai? 06:27.760 --> 06:31.880 Ah, and I'm turning off the router because I don't want the cameras. 06:31.960 --> 06:34.400 Just so you know, I'm happy to look after Gael, 06:34.479 --> 06:36.479 but I'm working a lot of overtime. 06:43.280 --> 06:45.240 Patri, do you think I'm a bad mother? 06:45.840 --> 06:48.080 No, no. As long as you pay me more. 07:10.599 --> 07:12.520 Welcome in. How can I help you? 07:13.239 --> 07:15.200 Are you Álex? Your dad is Santiago Peralta? 07:15.280 --> 07:16.880 Uh, yeah. 07:16.960 --> 07:19.000 Eva, a candidate for your sibling's mother. 07:19.080 --> 07:21.440 Oh cool. I signed him up. 07:21.520 --> 07:24.159 Do you mind if I ask some questions about your father? 07:24.239 --> 07:27.239 -Mm. No. No, but have a seat over here. -Ah! 07:27.840 --> 07:29.880 What color eye shadow do you like? 07:29.960 --> 07:32.000 I'm not sure. I don't wear makeup at all. 07:32.080 --> 07:34.799 Well, for your cool undertones, I have this great lilac color. 07:34.880 --> 07:36.520 Let's see. 07:37.719 --> 07:40.320 Think about all your traumas, 07:40.400 --> 07:43.680 what percentage would you say are your father's fault? 07:43.760 --> 07:46.919 Uh, mm, 30%. 07:47.640 --> 07:50.239 -Hmm. -Well, with the deadly gene thing, 50%. 07:50.320 --> 07:52.359 Close your eyes. 07:55.120 --> 07:58.960 -Where the fuck did you bring us, Raúl? -It looked better in the video. 07:59.039 --> 08:02.320 -I think I'm getting a cold. -Is there a menu? 08:02.400 --> 08:04.159 Check for a QR code. 08:04.239 --> 08:06.080 Sure, it's right there next to the massage menu. 08:06.159 --> 08:08.880 Yeah, and how do we scan it? They took away our phones. 08:08.960 --> 08:10.560 I'm expecting a call from the agency. 08:16.799 --> 08:18.840 Uh, but where's the silverware? 08:18.919 --> 08:21.760 Uh, pardon me. Could you cook this a little bit more, please? 08:21.840 --> 08:23.200 Shut your face, asshole. 08:23.280 --> 08:25.799 It fucking mooed. This is unbelievable. Shit. 08:26.320 --> 08:27.320 What was that? 08:28.120 --> 08:31.679 The meat quality, it looks delicious. Hmm. 08:31.760 --> 08:33.520 Very nice cut. No problem there. 08:33.600 --> 08:36.280 But it's just that it's a little bit raw. 08:36.360 --> 08:38.320 I mean, look right there. That's blood and-- 08:39.400 --> 08:42.600 Real men have always been carnivorous! 08:43.280 --> 08:48.120 Your fucking ancestors, they hunted wooly mammoths! 08:51.840 --> 08:53.160 Right, but then, 08:53.840 --> 08:56.440 they must have cooked it a little bit over the fire. 08:58.440 --> 09:00.600 Not at night! Not at night! Oh! 09:07.920 --> 09:11.840 This emasculated society has turned you all into wimps, 09:11.920 --> 09:14.720 completely incapable of surviving on your own. 09:15.360 --> 09:19.440 But inside of here, you're still fucking animals. 09:20.040 --> 09:22.400 -What are you? -Fucking animals! 09:22.480 --> 09:24.000 I can't hear you, damn it! 09:24.079 --> 09:25.280 What are you? 09:25.360 --> 09:29.720 -Fucking animals! -Fucking animals! 09:32.320 --> 09:33.400 Oh! The meat's tough! 09:36.120 --> 09:38.040 Sergeant! 09:41.400 --> 09:43.800 Are we really gonna sleep here? 09:43.880 --> 09:45.120 I call top bunk. 09:45.199 --> 09:47.160 What do you mean? Top bunk, huh? Let's leave. 09:47.240 --> 09:50.240 These people are nuts, okay? They threw me into ice water. 09:50.320 --> 09:51.760 Because your mouth. 09:51.839 --> 09:54.480 I can't leave without the diploma. Marimar will wanna see it. 09:54.560 --> 09:58.680 Come on. It's the first day. We'll adapt. Don't be pussies. 09:58.760 --> 10:00.640 Patriarchal. And I want my phone back. 10:00.720 --> 10:02.400 Go to sleep now, damn it! 10:02.480 --> 10:03.760 What time is it? 10:03.839 --> 10:06.360 Let's see. It's, uh, 8:30. 10:06.440 --> 10:10.000 I can't sleep. I normally have my second wind margarita at eight. 10:10.079 --> 10:11.320 Uh, Sergeant. 10:12.000 --> 10:15.920 Uh, sorry to bother you, but I've been waiting for a very important phone call. 10:16.000 --> 10:18.600 So, maybe I could get my phone back for a second? 10:18.680 --> 10:20.440 Yeah, I was hoping to check on my son. 10:20.520 --> 10:23.520 -I became a father recently. -Ah. You miss your baby? 10:23.600 --> 10:27.079 -Gael. His name is Gael. -On the floor! I want 50 push-ups! 10:27.160 --> 10:30.199 -Women raise the children, you pussy! -What a fucking asshole. 10:30.280 --> 10:33.440 But I really insist. 10:33.520 --> 10:36.360 Okay? It's just, I joined a co-parenting agency. 10:36.440 --> 10:37.839 Co-parenting? 10:37.920 --> 10:39.880 -Yeah. -What the fuck is that? 10:39.959 --> 10:44.040 Well, it's an agency where they connect two people who want to be parents. 10:44.120 --> 10:46.280 But you have to avoid all sex and romance. 10:47.880 --> 10:51.440 Because, well, two people can still be parents without sleeping with each other. 10:51.520 --> 10:54.480 How are you gonna have children without fucking? 10:54.560 --> 10:57.280 You are destroying the family unit. 10:57.360 --> 10:58.839 My wife couldn't agree more. 10:58.920 --> 11:01.959 50 push-ups for you too, for kissing ass! 11:02.040 --> 11:07.040 And you, you piece of shit, if you ask for your phone one more time, 11:07.120 --> 11:12.360 I will stick it so far up your ass that when your mommy calls, you'll cum. 11:12.440 --> 11:15.000 Do you understand? 11:16.719 --> 11:18.160 -Are you laughing? -No. 11:18.240 --> 11:20.040 Sorry, it's just. I'm sorry… 11:20.120 --> 11:21.600 Well, it was just I… 11:21.680 --> 11:24.400 I, uh, visualized my… 11:24.480 --> 11:26.480 …phone ringing in the colon, and it was just like… 11:28.640 --> 11:29.640 No! 11:30.719 --> 11:33.000 Oh. Oh. 11:33.520 --> 11:37.240 I was so close to being dry. Shit. Oh shit. 11:40.400 --> 11:43.400 Shit, the dog! Shit, the fucking dog! 11:48.480 --> 11:49.880 Are you feeling better? 11:49.959 --> 11:53.079 No. I'm worried about Gael. 11:53.760 --> 11:56.680 Please, let's get the hell out of here. 11:56.760 --> 11:59.760 Hmm. They leave the fucking dogs out. 11:59.839 --> 12:01.680 I mean, come on… 12:01.760 --> 12:04.240 This is crazy. Do they know we're the clients? 12:04.320 --> 12:08.120 This isn't cool, man. It's the first time I've been away from my son. 12:08.199 --> 12:12.000 Don't worry, man. I'm sure he's happy with his mom. 12:12.520 --> 12:14.160 What's up, Danielers? 12:14.240 --> 12:15.680 I'm going to a party in Dubai 12:15.760 --> 12:18.520 because for new mothers, you can't forget how important it is 12:18.600 --> 12:20.280 to treat yourself as well. 12:20.360 --> 12:22.719 All right, mommies? You can't forget about yourselves. 12:22.800 --> 12:27.360 Mwah! Mwah! Well, there is my private jet flex. 12:27.440 --> 12:30.760 To me, it seems like a waste of cash. And the pollution. 12:30.839 --> 12:33.480 Good evening. I'm Esther, your flight attendant. 12:33.560 --> 12:34.760 Welcome to Luz's golden cage. 12:34.839 --> 12:36.199 Such a bitch. 12:36.280 --> 12:38.280 We'll be flying at 30,000 feet 12:38.360 --> 12:40.560 and downing three bottles of French champagne. 12:40.640 --> 12:42.920 They're giving me a hard time for leaving my son. 12:43.000 --> 12:44.880 If it was the father, they wouldn't say anything. 12:44.959 --> 12:46.079 You're reading comments? 12:46.160 --> 12:48.680 Maybe I'm going too far with all this self-care. 12:48.760 --> 12:51.760 Good evening. Please fasten your seatbelts. We're taking off. 12:51.839 --> 12:53.520 I bet she slept with the pilot. 12:53.599 --> 12:55.599 -The pilot's a woman? -Yeah, what's wrong? 12:55.680 --> 12:58.240 Well, I, uh, think women are skilled, 12:58.320 --> 12:59.959 but I don't know. More in other areas. 13:10.120 --> 13:11.520 Everybody up, right now. 13:11.599 --> 13:14.760 You have one minute to line up outside! 13:14.839 --> 13:16.320 -What the hell? -What time is it? 13:16.400 --> 13:17.440 4:30. 13:17.520 --> 13:18.880 What's wrong with this guy? 13:18.959 --> 13:21.040 -Raúl, I'm gonna kill you. -Move your asses! 13:21.120 --> 13:22.839 Not me. Kill Marimar. 13:22.920 --> 13:25.000 She doesn't love you. 13:25.599 --> 13:28.199 Grab your fucking backpacks and get in the water! 13:28.280 --> 13:29.920 Into the water! 13:30.440 --> 13:32.120 Come on, come on, come on! 13:32.959 --> 13:36.400 Get in the water. Come on, come on, come on! 13:36.480 --> 13:39.719 Did they put more ice in it? It was cold enough the way it was. 13:39.800 --> 13:41.280 Get in the water! 13:44.480 --> 13:46.880 Fucking animals! 13:47.599 --> 13:49.120 What's the hold up? 13:49.199 --> 13:51.520 Into the water with your fucking backpacks! 13:51.599 --> 13:52.480 Bastard. 14:00.040 --> 14:01.719 Oh God. Oh God! 14:05.079 --> 14:07.440 -You, where are you going? -Huh? 14:07.520 --> 14:08.959 You trying to fool me? 14:09.040 --> 14:11.320 No, no, no, no, Sarge. It's just very cold. 14:11.400 --> 14:14.520 Do you see some sort of sign saying "I'm a fucking asshole" on my face? 14:14.599 --> 14:16.760 No, sir. Not at all, you seem very smart. 14:16.839 --> 14:18.160 -In the water! -Oh! 14:18.880 --> 14:20.640 It's just I have hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. 14:20.719 --> 14:23.479 -I don't care! Into the water. Let's go! -Oh! No, no! 14:23.560 --> 14:26.079 Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! 14:26.160 --> 14:28.599 -Don't get out until I tell you! -This is bad for my health! 14:29.240 --> 14:31.160 Nothing could be better. 14:32.040 --> 14:33.160 What's your name, asshole? 14:33.240 --> 14:34.640 It's, uh, Santiago… 14:34.719 --> 14:37.319 -Santiago. Santiago say, "I'm a man." -S-Santiago. 14:37.400 --> 14:39.439 -I'm a man. -I'm a warrior! 14:39.520 --> 14:42.479 I'm a warrior! Sergeant. I'm a man! I'm a Santiago! 14:42.560 --> 14:44.800 -I'm a warrior! Oh! -You're a fucking piece of human shit! 14:44.880 --> 14:46.240 -Get running! -Oh! Oh shit! 14:46.839 --> 14:50.760 Oh shit. I'm a warrior! Oh! Uh… 14:50.839 --> 14:51.880 I'm Santiago! 14:51.959 --> 14:55.160 L-long live Spain! 14:55.240 --> 14:56.760 Hello. 14:56.839 --> 14:58.839 -Oh my love. -It's crazy. 14:58.920 --> 15:02.719 This is the life I deserve. 15:02.800 --> 15:04.439 -A manta ray! -Hello. 15:04.520 --> 15:07.199 Couldn't you find a room that had a rainforest too? 15:07.280 --> 15:09.800 What you really mean to say, honey, 15:09.880 --> 15:12.439 is, "Great plan. Thank you. You're the best wife in the world." 15:12.520 --> 15:14.160 You're the best wife in the world! 15:14.240 --> 15:17.640 -Exactly. -No, hang on. I'm checking the hashtag. 15:18.800 --> 15:20.680 -What? -Son of a bitch. 15:23.800 --> 15:24.640 Holy shit. 15:24.719 --> 15:26.719 Uh, does your maid breastfeed your son? 15:26.800 --> 15:29.599 No, no, no. Tell them that the baby isn't Gael, okay? 15:29.680 --> 15:30.520 That Patri has twins. 15:30.599 --> 15:34.000 You've posted a million photos with him, idiot. Don't lie. You'll make it worse. 15:34.079 --> 15:36.760 The eco-diaper people wanna cancel my contract. 15:36.839 --> 15:39.160 Why do you even post your son on social media? 15:39.240 --> 15:41.160 I'm an Instamom, so I need an Instakid. 15:41.240 --> 15:42.719 Ah! A shark! 15:42.800 --> 15:44.599 Careful. He could sue you when he grows up. 15:44.680 --> 15:45.760 -Wait, me? -Mm-hmm. 15:45.839 --> 15:47.560 This is included, right? 15:47.640 --> 15:51.079 -I'm going back to Spain. -Why? I mean, the damage is already done. 15:51.160 --> 15:54.439 Exactly. Now what you need to do is grab a beer and find yourself a boy toy. 15:54.520 --> 15:57.560 Well, the party is only women and no alcohol. 15:57.640 --> 15:59.839 Wh-what do you mean, no alcohol? 15:59.920 --> 16:00.760 God. 16:05.359 --> 16:08.359 "Have fun with ladies while feeling safe." 16:08.439 --> 16:10.000 What kind of shitty party is this? 16:10.079 --> 16:11.760 Well, it's supposed to be a safe space. 16:11.839 --> 16:15.040 It's safe, but it's boring. I get no men, but no alcohol? Come on. 16:15.120 --> 16:17.959 When there aren't men around, that's when you get drunk in peace. 16:18.040 --> 16:19.520 Don't you think or…? 16:19.599 --> 16:22.240 Uh, I… I need the bathroom. 16:25.719 --> 16:26.959 This is so depressing. 16:27.040 --> 16:29.359 Oh God! I've lost 5,000 followers already. 16:29.439 --> 16:30.640 Put your phone away. 16:33.520 --> 16:36.120 -No, no, no. -Yeah. 16:41.640 --> 16:43.599 Ugh. I'm really starting to hate steak. 16:43.680 --> 16:47.640 -I would be fine with a protein shake. -This thing, I don't get it. 16:47.719 --> 16:49.880 -It's for coming in last place. -Yep. 16:49.959 --> 16:51.839 A pink headband is nothing to be ashamed of. 16:51.920 --> 16:53.920 I'm leaving this place tonight. 16:54.680 --> 16:57.319 -You asshole. You're abandoning me? -What about the dogs? 17:01.560 --> 17:03.479 This is completely absurd. 17:03.560 --> 17:06.159 Why shouldn't we be allowed to leave? We're the clients. 17:06.240 --> 17:07.440 You guys, we're the clients. 17:07.520 --> 17:08.839 Again, with the clients! 17:08.919 --> 17:11.399 Did anyone read the consent form when we got here? 17:11.480 --> 17:14.760 -Does anyone ever read anything? -It doesn't matter. It's coerced consent. 17:14.839 --> 17:16.560 Santi, you're staying with me. 17:16.640 --> 17:19.359 I stayed for your deconstruction course till it was finished. 17:19.440 --> 17:21.040 Patrick didn't throw you into ice water. 17:21.599 --> 17:24.440 Nor did he humiliate you with a crown from a quinceañera. 17:24.520 --> 17:26.599 -Well, reconstruction is hard. -I don't want to! 17:26.680 --> 17:29.399 Quit bitching. We have one day left. We have to finish. 17:29.480 --> 17:32.120 Plus, tomorrow's the extreme survival challenge. 17:32.200 --> 17:33.919 What are you? A Marine? 17:34.000 --> 17:36.560 I don't know, but I'm enjoying all this. 17:36.640 --> 17:41.280 I feel more… more manly. You know? 17:43.120 --> 17:44.200 If it works for Luis. 17:46.560 --> 17:48.200 Oh God. 17:49.720 --> 17:51.800 -Yeah. -I'm looking for Santi. 17:51.880 --> 17:53.080 He's not here. Who's this? 17:53.159 --> 17:56.080 It's Eva, a candidate from the co-parenting agency. 17:56.159 --> 17:57.000 Right, come on in. 18:03.840 --> 18:05.919 -Hello. -Hey. 18:06.000 --> 18:08.640 -I'm Blanca, Santi's ex. -Nice to meet you. 18:08.720 --> 18:09.919 I wanted to see how he lives. 18:10.000 --> 18:12.720 'Cause I'm figuring out whether he's a good option for a father. 18:13.399 --> 18:15.560 -I guarantee you he's not. Come inside. -Mm-hmm. 18:17.399 --> 18:19.399 I mean, he's a nice guy, okay? 18:19.480 --> 18:21.760 Did he tell you about the ten bodies on Tinder? 18:21.840 --> 18:23.120 For getting over you? 18:23.200 --> 18:25.240 -I was number ten, which says it all. -Oof. 18:25.320 --> 18:28.880 We're not together, okay? But I'm not going anywhere. 18:28.960 --> 18:30.640 I won't take care of your kid, understand? 18:49.960 --> 18:51.840 You're really off the rails, huh? 18:51.919 --> 18:53.200 Going wild. 18:53.800 --> 18:56.240 -Paz, we need to talk, okay? -Well, I'm glad it's coming out. 18:56.320 --> 18:57.480 What does that mean? 18:58.159 --> 19:01.880 You're not loving the married life. I get it, but at least you could say it. 19:01.960 --> 19:03.320 Communicate. 19:03.399 --> 19:07.480 Paz, I need to feel like I have my own space, my own life, my own time. 19:07.560 --> 19:09.760 Okay, okay. Let's open the relationship. 19:09.840 --> 19:12.360 But if we do, I've only got one boundary. 19:13.399 --> 19:16.040 Don't fuck that moron Raúl. It'll bum me out. 19:16.120 --> 19:20.080 But wait, you want to open the marriage? 19:21.520 --> 19:24.520 I only want one thing, for you to be happy. 19:26.159 --> 19:28.480 Crisis averted. Let's go dance. 19:29.800 --> 19:32.600 Ulises invited all of his friends, and they're having a party over here. 19:33.200 --> 19:34.040 What? 19:34.120 --> 19:37.159 And he found the key to the cabinet and is drinking all your alcohol. 19:37.240 --> 19:40.200 Tell him he's in big trouble. That mom is working, but when I get home… 19:40.280 --> 19:41.919 He can't hear me. He's lying on the ground. 19:42.000 --> 19:44.800 -I'll send you videos. -Lying on the ground? What do you mean? 19:45.399 --> 19:46.560 What's wrong? 19:47.880 --> 19:48.960 Oh my God! 19:49.040 --> 19:51.040 Ulises. Ulises? 19:51.120 --> 19:53.360 -Iris? -What do I do? 19:53.440 --> 19:54.640 -Ulises… -Huh? 19:54.720 --> 19:57.480 -Call 911. No, no, no, no, no. -Call Dad? 19:57.560 --> 20:00.560 Not your father, no. Hang on. Um, wait. I'll call you right back. 20:00.640 --> 20:01.800 What's happening? 20:01.880 --> 20:03.800 Of all the days, my idiot son chose tonight 20:03.880 --> 20:04.960 for his first blackout. 20:05.040 --> 20:08.000 See, they're too young to be left there all by themselves. I told you. 20:08.080 --> 20:09.280 Shut up! You're not a mother. 20:09.360 --> 20:12.120 -What about calling a neighbor. -No, she's a gossip. 20:12.200 --> 20:15.520 Uh, I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, my baby. 20:15.600 --> 20:16.720 Iris! 20:16.800 --> 20:18.399 Mom, don't worry. I called Marimar. 20:18.480 --> 20:20.000 -What's wrong? -What? 20:20.080 --> 20:22.560 She's a nurse. She said she's coming right away. 20:24.560 --> 20:28.000 -What is it? What's happening? -Can I borrow your plane? 20:34.280 --> 20:35.560 All right, let's go. 20:35.640 --> 20:37.200 -Are you guys coming? -What? 20:37.280 --> 20:38.720 Seriously? You're ghosting? 20:38.800 --> 20:39.919 You are a shitty friend. 20:40.000 --> 20:41.320 Shh! 20:42.000 --> 20:44.520 Ask them for my phone when you guys leave. 20:44.600 --> 20:48.200 Let's just talk to him. We'll ask Sarge to let us go. 20:48.280 --> 20:50.440 Yeah, do that. You distract them. 20:50.520 --> 20:52.360 No way. Let's just go already. 20:52.440 --> 20:54.880 Santi, you'll end up in the Jacuzzi again. 21:01.399 --> 21:03.360 Come on. You coming, or what? 21:03.440 --> 21:06.120 Yeah, relax. 21:06.640 --> 21:09.040 What do you mean relax? Let's go. 21:09.800 --> 21:12.000 -Where are you going? -See you later. 21:12.600 --> 21:14.600 What do you mean, "see you later"? 21:18.960 --> 21:21.000 Shit! The dogs! 21:21.080 --> 21:23.200 Oh shit! 21:25.520 --> 21:26.679 Down, boy. 21:30.880 --> 21:33.240 -Oh! Heel! -Oh shit. 21:35.080 --> 21:37.560 Good boy. Good dog. Okay. 21:39.000 --> 21:40.960 Sarge, it's me Santiago. 21:41.040 --> 21:42.760 Uh… 21:46.439 --> 21:49.760 No, no, no! Release! 21:51.439 --> 21:53.800 Get down! Oh! Good dog. Good dog. 21:58.960 --> 21:59.919 Sergeant. 22:04.120 --> 22:07.560 Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry! 22:30.720 --> 22:33.280 -What did he say? -Oh shit. Fuck. 22:33.360 --> 22:36.840 Uh, nothing. Uh, he was busy. 22:36.919 --> 22:39.200 Hmm. What do you mean, busy? 22:40.439 --> 22:43.399 Well, he was watching a movie with one of his lackeys. 22:43.919 --> 22:47.200 On the sofa… cozied up under a little blanket. 22:47.280 --> 22:49.720 -Oh! They're gay! -Hey, shh! Shut up! 22:49.800 --> 22:50.880 I did not say that. 22:50.960 --> 22:53.159 All I did was describe what I saw. 22:53.240 --> 22:55.240 They'll murder us now. Come on, let's go. 22:55.320 --> 22:56.480 Without the diploma? 22:56.560 --> 22:58.360 Fuck the stupid diploma! 22:58.439 --> 23:01.000 Where are you going? Pedro took the car. Go to sleep. 23:01.080 --> 23:03.200 We'll hitchhike. A trucker will pick us up. 23:03.280 --> 23:04.360 We're in the woods. 23:04.439 --> 23:07.360 -What if we see a wild boar? -What happened to Captain Commando? 23:07.439 --> 23:09.600 We're staying. What's the worst that can happen? 23:09.679 --> 23:11.800 It's not like you saw anything weird. 23:36.600 --> 23:37.560 Oh shit. 23:39.200 --> 23:40.640 Oh shit! 23:40.720 --> 23:43.280 Why's the fucking alarm on? 23:43.360 --> 23:44.320 Patricia, it's okay. 23:44.399 --> 23:47.120 -Sir, you scared me to death! -Why is the alarm on? 23:47.200 --> 23:50.679 I'm really scared to be alone in this big house at night. 23:50.760 --> 23:54.000 You're by yourself? Where's Daniela? 23:54.520 --> 23:57.439 Cynthia, I can't just make a posting I have breast cancer, come on. 23:57.520 --> 24:00.439 I already made a mess with that chemical submission thing. 24:00.520 --> 24:03.760 Don't worry about Ulises. I gave him thiamine and glucose serum. 24:03.840 --> 24:04.919 He's conscious and calm. 24:05.000 --> 24:08.320 I'm grateful. Thanks, Marimar. I'm coming home now. I'll be there soon. 24:08.399 --> 24:11.159 Don't rush. I'll stay until you get here. 24:12.280 --> 24:13.480 How much longer? 24:14.560 --> 24:17.760 -Three hours. -Hit the gas. Fucking go! 24:26.520 --> 24:28.200 Get up, you pussies! 24:28.280 --> 24:30.120 Everybody out! 24:31.480 --> 24:34.560 You may have noticed that today, there's only 11 of us. 24:35.520 --> 24:39.080 Last night, a piece of shit gave up and ran away. 24:40.720 --> 24:42.640 It happens every time we do this. 24:43.960 --> 24:49.679 So now we're going to add his cowardly rat face to our collection. 24:52.360 --> 24:54.320 Are there any more rats among us? 24:56.840 --> 25:00.720 Does anyone else wanna carry that shame around for the rest of their life? 25:03.000 --> 25:05.720 Then put on your fucking backpacks and into the water! 25:05.800 --> 25:07.520 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 25:07.600 --> 25:09.159 Today, you're gonna sweat blood! 25:09.240 --> 25:11.080 Santiago, not you. Come with me. 25:11.159 --> 25:13.320 No. Today, I feel like running, you know, Sarge? 25:13.399 --> 25:16.199 I feel like taking a cold plunge as well. I find it very refreshing. 25:16.280 --> 25:18.080 -I said come with me! -No, but-- 25:22.080 --> 25:24.120 Should we save him? 25:32.880 --> 25:34.040 I didn't see anything. 25:34.120 --> 25:36.600 Okay, I swear. I'm a sleepwalker. 25:36.679 --> 25:38.159 So it looks like I'm awake. 25:38.240 --> 25:40.199 But I don't see. I don't hear anything, okay? 25:42.679 --> 25:45.679 Besides, people can do whatever they want when they're off the clock. 25:45.760 --> 25:47.760 Everyone's cozied up under a blanket with a friend. 25:47.840 --> 25:50.800 Juanan and I met eight years ago in the Paratroopers Brigade, 25:50.880 --> 25:52.720 Fifth Infantry Regiment. 25:53.480 --> 25:56.840 Since then we've been… good friends. 25:56.919 --> 26:00.520 Uh, it's good to have friends. I have three. 26:00.600 --> 26:03.240 No, by friends, I mean close. 26:03.760 --> 26:06.120 Very… close friends. 26:06.199 --> 26:10.040 Yeah… so like, Brokeback Mountain, sir? 26:10.120 --> 26:11.120 What's that? 26:11.720 --> 26:14.360 -Oh, a movie, very good. -I haven't seen it. 26:14.439 --> 26:16.159 Ah, ooh, well, you'd like it. 26:16.240 --> 26:17.679 I'm a Marvel guy. 26:17.760 --> 26:20.040 Ah, those as well. Those are very good as well. 26:20.120 --> 26:21.840 They're just a bit more sexist. 26:21.919 --> 26:25.439 Santiago, I'm married with three children, and this business puts food on the table. 26:25.520 --> 26:26.439 Oh, don't worry. 26:26.520 --> 26:29.360 -I will give you a great Google review. -I don't give a fuck about that. 26:30.080 --> 26:31.640 Just keep your fucking mouth closed. 26:31.720 --> 26:33.399 Yes, yes, patriarchal pact. 26:33.480 --> 26:34.600 What is that? 26:35.320 --> 26:37.840 Uh, I'll keep my fucking mouth closed. 26:39.040 --> 26:40.040 Hmm. 26:53.600 --> 26:55.280 Isn't it hard to live like that? 26:55.360 --> 26:57.439 Leading a double life and hiding your feelings 26:57.520 --> 26:59.600 behind a facade of toxic masculinity? 26:59.679 --> 27:01.960 Of course it is, fuck! How could it not be? 27:02.040 --> 27:03.240 So why is it a secret? 27:03.320 --> 27:07.960 'Cause I'm a man. And men are not supposed to show emotions. 27:08.040 --> 27:10.880 Well, you spend all day yelling, and really, 27:10.960 --> 27:12.800 anger is an emotion as well. 27:16.240 --> 27:17.720 You're confusing me. Enough! 27:17.800 --> 27:20.399 No, no, no, no. Don't shut down. Come on, let's talk. 27:20.480 --> 27:22.720 These days, a man is something different. 27:24.080 --> 27:26.080 Don't you get tired of carrying all that armor? 27:28.080 --> 27:29.360 I mean, yeah… 27:30.040 --> 27:32.240 Well, now we can be ourselves. 27:32.320 --> 27:33.640 And you can be vulnerable, 27:33.720 --> 27:37.360 because being a man doesn't mean you can't cry. 27:44.120 --> 27:47.120 Oh good, good, good, good. 27:47.199 --> 27:49.919 Good. That's it. Let it all out. 27:50.000 --> 27:52.360 That's right. Don't hold back. Mm. 27:53.199 --> 27:56.199 Ulises, honey, Mommy's here! 28:02.199 --> 28:03.480 Iris. 28:09.360 --> 28:11.800 Uh, um, hello. 28:12.560 --> 28:13.640 Uh… 28:14.640 --> 28:17.280 Oh. I must have fallen asleep, sorry. 28:17.360 --> 28:18.720 Well, thank you, Marimar. 28:18.800 --> 28:21.000 -No problem. -You can go now. 28:24.720 --> 28:27.399 No, no, no, thanks, but she runs hot. 28:28.000 --> 28:29.800 Hey, here's the thing. Listen. 28:29.880 --> 28:31.919 -Oh! Ooh! -I need a favor. 28:32.000 --> 28:33.959 Can you please not tell Luis about this? 28:34.040 --> 28:36.840 It's just, I didn't tell him I was working out of town, all right? 28:36.919 --> 28:38.959 An acting role. Just a small job I got. 28:39.040 --> 28:40.600 -It's okay. My lips are sealed. -Great. 28:40.679 --> 28:42.760 You're so nice, Marimar. 28:42.840 --> 28:44.679 You'd do the same thing for me. 28:45.439 --> 28:46.600 Sure, bye. 28:59.320 --> 29:01.600 -What happened to manning up? -And you? 29:01.679 --> 29:03.280 What happened to watching our son? 29:03.360 --> 29:05.280 Pedro, let it go. I have enough problems as it is. 29:05.360 --> 29:07.040 If you have to leave, tell me. 29:07.120 --> 29:09.520 We're not a couple, so you don't have to hide your excursions. 29:09.600 --> 29:11.240 You're one to talk, right? 29:11.320 --> 29:13.560 -What am I hiding from you? -Why don't you tell me? 29:17.639 --> 29:18.639 What? 29:19.879 --> 29:20.959 I'll be right back. 29:22.600 --> 29:24.919 Huh? 29:25.520 --> 29:28.879 Hello. What's up? No Pedro? 29:28.959 --> 29:31.600 Look, babe, just go ahead and fuck him, but leave me out of it. 29:33.120 --> 29:34.000 What do you mean? 29:34.080 --> 29:37.360 -I know you took the photo. -What photo? 29:37.439 --> 29:39.879 With the maid breastfeeding my son. Don't act innocent. 29:39.959 --> 29:41.360 What are you talking about? 29:42.000 --> 29:43.000 Show me the pictures. 29:43.080 --> 29:45.800 -Let go of my phone. What are you doing? -Show me the pictures! 29:48.080 --> 29:49.199 -Unlock it! -No. 29:49.280 --> 29:50.480 -Unlock it! -No. No way! 29:51.080 --> 29:54.679 -Oh my God. What a psycho. -Don't be fooled by my Instamom account. 29:54.760 --> 29:55.919 I will cut you, all right? 29:56.000 --> 29:58.480 Here, sweetie, come on. 30:06.199 --> 30:08.360 Where's Santi? 30:08.439 --> 30:10.360 -The firing squad. -Seriously? 30:10.439 --> 30:12.280 Attention, squad! 30:16.840 --> 30:19.000 Now, Sergeant Barbero is feeling unwell, 30:19.080 --> 30:23.280 so he put me in charge of leading this training session. 30:23.879 --> 30:25.919 So we're officially transitioning 30:26.000 --> 30:30.840 to a very new concept of what it means to be a man. 30:30.919 --> 30:32.240 Huh? 30:33.520 --> 30:35.199 First exercise! 30:35.280 --> 30:39.520 Grab the person next to you and give them a big hug. 30:41.199 --> 30:43.320 Listen up, damn it! Start hugging each other! 30:44.240 --> 30:46.760 What the hell is this? Get the fuck off me! 30:50.040 --> 30:53.399 No, no! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'll hug him. I'll hug him! 30:54.560 --> 30:55.600 Come on! 31:00.280 --> 31:02.959 I will beat the deconstruction into you cadets! 31:04.720 --> 31:06.120 Does she wanna open the relationship 31:06.199 --> 31:08.000 because she loves me, or is she sick of me? 31:08.080 --> 31:11.040 -Why did you open it with Raúl? -'Cause I don't believe in monogamy. 31:11.120 --> 31:12.760 Like I don't believe Marimar's a saint. 31:12.840 --> 31:14.840 -This again. -Luz, she wants my life. 31:14.919 --> 31:17.800 She wants to steal my husband and kids. Because she can't have them. 31:17.879 --> 31:20.040 Easy on Marimar. She did you a favor, for God's sake. 31:20.120 --> 31:22.399 Exactly! I wanna hate her, but she makes it too hard, 31:22.480 --> 31:24.120 so I hate her even more. 31:24.720 --> 31:25.600 You're a mess. 31:25.679 --> 31:28.480 Damn right. But at least here I can be a drunk mess. 31:41.320 --> 31:43.320 Finally. I was about to leave. 31:43.399 --> 31:44.639 Rafa, this is harassment. 31:44.720 --> 31:47.800 Wait a second. Just listen. I need a change in my life. 31:47.879 --> 31:49.159 You got that right. 31:49.240 --> 31:51.120 You wanna open a restaurant together? 31:51.199 --> 31:53.520 Leave me alone, damn it! Stop following me! 31:53.600 --> 31:54.840 I'll report you! 31:54.919 --> 31:56.040 I have money, Raúl. 32:00.320 --> 32:01.840 Hey, how did it go? 32:02.520 --> 32:04.719 It went well. Here, look at this. 32:04.800 --> 32:07.159 Okay. Way to go, my love. 32:07.240 --> 32:10.480 I already was, but you can always be a little more heterosexual. 32:10.560 --> 32:14.040 Oh, hey, the police came by with a notification. 32:14.120 --> 32:15.040 What did you do? 32:15.120 --> 32:16.760 Huh? Nothing. 32:18.199 --> 32:20.399 CRIME: SEXUAL ASSAULT 32:21.040 --> 32:23.480 Oh right. It's a speeding ticket. 32:23.560 --> 32:26.280 I was going a little fast, and they got me. 32:26.360 --> 32:27.639 How fast were you driving? 32:27.719 --> 32:29.919 And how are you, princess? 32:30.000 --> 32:31.000 Bad. 32:31.840 --> 32:34.080 I went over to Child Protective Services, 32:34.159 --> 32:36.240 and they told me that we're too old to adopt a baby. 32:36.320 --> 32:38.240 Oh honey. 32:44.000 --> 32:48.240 Oh, hey! It's the alpha male. Did your balls drop yet? 32:48.800 --> 32:51.000 Oh, I can smell the testosterone. 32:53.199 --> 32:55.639 You are such a dumb person 32:55.719 --> 32:57.919 that you don't even realize how dumb you are. 33:00.399 --> 33:02.240 -Yes! Oh! -What? 33:02.840 --> 33:04.560 Eva picked me. I'm gonna be a dad. 33:04.639 --> 33:07.399 -This is awesome! Yes! -Are you serious? I don't get it. 33:07.480 --> 33:10.439 Hello, hi, um, so I just noticed the match. 33:10.520 --> 33:13.080 Yeah, well, now what happens? 33:13.159 --> 33:16.800 Uh, do I transfer the 400 euros to you in exchange for her number or… 33:16.879 --> 33:19.240 Don't pay them. She's been here, to the house. 33:20.240 --> 33:22.600 -What? -I'll give you her number. 33:23.120 --> 33:24.399 For 300 euros. 33:31.320 --> 33:33.919 This is so good, my God! 33:34.000 --> 33:36.639 -That one came from the heart. -Oh! 33:36.719 --> 33:39.040 Good boy. You're earning points. Nice. 33:41.080 --> 33:44.320 -Mónica, before this goes any further. -Yes. 33:44.399 --> 33:46.959 I wanna clarify some things I didn't tell you before. 33:47.040 --> 33:50.320 -'Cause you wanted to get laid? -Ooh yeah. Mm! 33:50.399 --> 33:53.360 I live with my ex because we have a baby, but we aren't together. 33:53.439 --> 33:56.800 I mean, that's all in the past because she didn't really care about me. 33:56.879 --> 33:58.360 She treated me like shit. 33:58.439 --> 34:00.919 Yeah, well, that's what an ex usually does. 34:01.000 --> 34:03.320 And living together is just temporary. 34:03.919 --> 34:05.080 Yeah. 34:05.159 --> 34:06.679 No fucking way! Is that her? 34:06.760 --> 34:09.120 No, no, no, no. It's not my house. 34:09.199 --> 34:13.239 That's the other thing. Excuse me for a moment? 34:13.319 --> 34:15.000 Hey, where am I right now? 34:19.799 --> 34:20.920 What are you doing? 34:21.000 --> 34:24.799 -Oh shit! Fuck, man, my cardiomyopathy. -I'm with a girl from Tinder. 34:24.880 --> 34:26.760 Didn't we agree this wasn't a bachelor pad? 34:26.839 --> 34:28.560 -Get the hell out. -What are you doing? 34:28.639 --> 34:31.639 No, no, no. I'm going to watch a show. Blanca wouldn't let me have the remote. 34:31.719 --> 34:33.000 I'll be quiet. 34:33.080 --> 34:35.360 -Guys, what are you doing here? -You too? 34:35.440 --> 34:37.560 I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd clean the bathrooms. 34:37.639 --> 34:40.600 I'm still totally hyped from the bootcamp, and you know… 34:40.679 --> 34:43.560 -You're all meeting up without me? -No one's meeting. Get out. 34:43.639 --> 34:46.400 I was gonna play PlayStation because Marimar is asleep. 34:46.480 --> 34:47.839 No, no, I got here first. 34:48.520 --> 34:50.679 -It's my remote. -Raúl! No way. 34:50.760 --> 34:53.839 But I'm really stressed out since that fucking hostess reported me 34:53.920 --> 34:55.280 for giving her a little peck, so… 34:55.360 --> 34:58.640 -Oh, and why did you give her a peck? -Because we were celebrating, okay? 34:58.720 --> 35:00.880 Diego gave her one too. Why didn't she report Diego? 35:00.960 --> 35:02.720 He's gay. So she doesn't feel assaulted. 35:02.799 --> 35:05.240 Okay, well, I'm bisexual. So I'm a semi-aggressor? 35:05.319 --> 35:06.440 Would you get out of here? 35:06.520 --> 35:08.600 Okay, but didn't Patrick make it very clear 35:08.680 --> 35:11.640 that all men are potential sexual aggressors? 35:12.160 --> 35:13.920 -Who wants margaritas? -Uh, Pedro… 35:14.000 --> 35:15.040 Coming. 35:24.640 --> 35:26.280 I won't wash the sheets for him. 35:28.120 --> 35:29.400 Just one. sh the sheets for him.