WEBVTT 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:18.800 align:center Pedro Aguilar with his own minivan. You've let me down. 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:21.680 align:center It's not a minivan. It's an SUV, 700 horsepower. 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:23.119 align:center But it doesn't make noise. 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:24.959 align:center Because it's electric. 00:00:25.040 --> 00:00:28.320 align:center -What happened to your Porsche? -I have a son. No more racing. 00:00:28.400 --> 00:00:29.720 align:center I'll believe it when I see it. 00:00:29.799 --> 00:00:32.119 align:center But does this clanker have balls or not? 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:39.879 align:center No, no, no, no. Not this again. 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:41.360 align:center Oh come on. Don't be childish. 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:43.239 align:center Pedro, no. 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:44.919 align:center Pedro, no. Pedro! 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:47.960 align:center No, please! Pedro! Shit! 00:00:48.480 --> 00:00:49.599 align:center Stop! Stop! 00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:51.400 align:center Oh fuck! 00:00:51.480 --> 00:00:53.640 align:center Oh God. Hey, are you crazy? 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:56.680 align:center -I think my hair almost grew back. -I think I shit my pants. 00:00:56.760 --> 00:00:58.199 align:center Is it fast or what? 00:00:58.279 --> 00:01:01.559 align:center But it doesn't make noise. Even cars have been deconstructed. 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:04.480 align:center Hello, love. I miss you. 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:05.759 align:center Where are we going? 00:01:06.360 --> 00:01:09.880 align:center -Who the hell is that? -Uh, mm. 00:01:15.600 --> 00:01:19.080 align:center ALPHA MALES 00:01:21.520 --> 00:01:24.200 align:center That's incredible. AI. 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:27.240 align:center Yeah, yeah. Very funny. You can laugh all you want, guys. 00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:28.520 align:center But this is the future. 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:31.000 align:center And it's the healthiest relationship I've ever had. 00:01:31.080 --> 00:01:33.560 align:center Are you gonna have the kid with the algorithm or…? 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:35.720 align:center What are you gonna name it? Tamagotchi? 00:01:35.800 --> 00:01:37.080 align:center Stop being assholes. 00:01:37.160 --> 00:01:40.080 align:center -I have a candidate. -Who? The overqualified one? 00:01:40.160 --> 00:01:42.960 align:center She just has to approve it. I'm waiting for the agency to call. 00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:44.399 align:center That means she's looking for more. 00:01:44.479 --> 00:01:46.759 align:center No. She told me she finds the dating scene terrible. 00:01:46.839 --> 00:01:50.119 align:center Doesn't that make you terrible since you're a part of the dating scene? 00:01:50.199 --> 00:01:51.600 align:center Oh! 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:54.000 align:center Hey, Pedro, when are you gonna invite me for a beer? 00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:56.679 align:center Come on, I'm fucking fed up with chatting. 00:01:56.759 --> 00:01:58.000 align:center Mónica, what's up? 00:01:58.080 --> 00:02:00.960 align:center Peter's nonstop fucking! 00:02:01.039 --> 00:02:04.119 align:center Mónica, what's up? I would love to, but I can't till Sunday. 00:02:04.199 --> 00:02:06.280 align:center I'm spending the weekend with my friends. 00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:09.440 align:center Boys, come on! Let's go reclaim our manhood. 00:02:09.519 --> 00:02:11.320 align:center Let's get ourselves back to factory settings. 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:12.359 align:center It's cool, right? 00:02:12.440 --> 00:02:17.480 align:center A weekend out in nature, sports, healthy food, yeah? 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:20.959 align:center I need to rest and unplug for a bit, honestly. Ha ha! 00:02:21.040 --> 00:02:24.000 align:center I look into your eyes, and all I see are pieces of shit! 00:02:24.880 --> 00:02:28.040 align:center -What? -A disgrace to our gender! 00:02:28.640 --> 00:02:31.920 align:center "Oh, I wanna be a better husband. I wanna be a good father." 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:34.640 align:center You're pieces of shit. That's all I see here! 00:02:35.480 --> 00:02:37.840 align:center Half of you won't make it to tomorrow. 00:02:37.920 --> 00:02:39.000 align:center You fairies! 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:40.560 align:center What the hell is this? 00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:42.239 align:center A thousand bucks to insult us? 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:46.160 align:center Well, well. Look here, whispering like a gossipy old lady. 00:02:46.760 --> 00:02:48.760 align:center Is there a problem? 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:50.239 align:center No, no, no, no, no. 00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:54.120 align:center I mean, I understand your motivational vibe and all of that. 00:02:54.200 --> 00:02:56.000 align:center -But isn't this a little bit-- -A bit what? 00:02:56.080 --> 00:02:57.840 align:center A bit… mm. 00:02:57.920 --> 00:03:01.760 align:center I just wanna relax, yeah. And unplug a few days, you know and… 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:06.239 align:center What's that? Hmm? What are they doing? Hey! What is this? Fuck! 00:03:06.320 --> 00:03:10.519 align:center Hey, please don't! Damn, I'm the client! I'm the clie-- help! 00:03:10.600 --> 00:03:14.640 align:center Holy fuck, it's cold! Fuck! This is freezing! 00:03:14.720 --> 00:03:16.640 align:center It's freezing cold, my God! 00:03:16.720 --> 00:03:18.679 align:center Anyone else wanna get in the Jacuzzi? 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:22.720 align:center Let's begin, boys. 00:03:29.399 --> 00:03:32.440 align:center -You guys don't hate Marimar? -Uh-uh. I feel sorry for her. 00:03:32.519 --> 00:03:33.399 align:center I envy her. 00:03:33.480 --> 00:03:36.000 align:center I also want an imaginary friend to give my life meaning. 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:37.360 align:center I wanna kill her. 00:03:38.480 --> 00:03:39.840 align:center Are we partying tomorrow night? 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:42.200 align:center Because Luis is off at Alpha Male Camp all week. 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:44.519 align:center Oh, so it's true then. 00:03:44.600 --> 00:03:45.920 align:center So, they deconstruct themselves, 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:49.040 align:center and then they try to get back the manhood they deconstructed? 00:03:49.119 --> 00:03:52.280 align:center Like when we used to pluck our eyebrows, and then thick eyebrows came back, 00:03:52.359 --> 00:03:54.040 align:center so we got them tattooed on. 00:03:54.119 --> 00:03:56.399 align:center I figured Pedro was going away with his lover. 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.600 align:center -Pedro has a lover? -Who knows? Could be several. 00:03:59.679 --> 00:04:01.160 align:center But are you guys together? 00:04:01.239 --> 00:04:03.160 align:center No, but it bothers me. He's being a bad dad. 00:04:03.239 --> 00:04:04.679 align:center Oh God. 00:04:06.200 --> 00:04:07.839 align:center Sweetheart, are you on the plane? 00:04:07.920 --> 00:04:10.280 align:center Hi, babe! Change of plans. 00:04:10.359 --> 00:04:13.239 align:center I've been invited to a big party. Why don't you come along with me? 00:04:13.320 --> 00:04:15.920 align:center -I mean, look at this amazing hotel. -Uh, to Dubai? 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.000 align:center Fly in tomorrow and we'll leave the next day. 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:20.240 align:center -I'll send a private jet. -Can friends come along? 00:04:20.320 --> 00:04:21.279 align:center I'm here with the girls. 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:22.920 align:center -Hello! -Hi, there. 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.160 align:center Please, come! You're all invited! 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:27.880 align:center I don't know. I mean, it's 24 hours away. 00:04:27.960 --> 00:04:31.000 align:center Don't worry. I'll convince her. We're going. 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.479 align:center Count me in. As a mother, self-care is very important. 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:35.800 align:center I completely agree. 00:04:35.880 --> 00:04:38.320 align:center Daniela has a nanny. What are you gonna do with your kids? 00:04:38.960 --> 00:04:40.240 align:center Hmm. 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:50.200 align:center Whoa! 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:55.320 align:center Crawl, you worms! 00:04:55.400 --> 00:04:57.840 align:center I'm gonna beat some manhood into your ass! 00:04:57.919 --> 00:05:01.240 align:center Come on! Come on. 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:03.280 align:center Come on. Go. Move. 00:05:03.880 --> 00:05:06.200 align:center Oh shit. No, my foot doesn't fit! 00:05:12.880 --> 00:05:14.520 align:center Stop dragging your asses, you girls! 00:05:14.599 --> 00:05:16.160 align:center Do you have gloves? I have soft hands. 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:19.240 align:center Come on! Where is your testosterone? 00:05:19.320 --> 00:05:21.000 align:center Get up! 00:05:21.080 --> 00:05:23.360 align:center Have you been castrated? 00:05:23.440 --> 00:05:26.840 align:center Women can smell weakness. 00:05:26.919 --> 00:05:30.039 align:center They can feel your loser energy, and they abandon you. 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:32.320 align:center Is that what you want? 00:05:32.400 --> 00:05:33.919 align:center For them to go off with another guy? 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:35.200 align:center Or do you wanna fuck? 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:37.800 align:center I asked you a question! 00:05:37.880 --> 00:05:39.560 align:center We wanna fuck. 00:05:39.640 --> 00:05:42.039 align:center -I can't hear you, damn it! -We wanna fuck! 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:45.280 align:center Perfect, because I'm gonna fuck you in the ass! 00:05:45.359 --> 00:05:47.520 align:center We were spared from military service for this? 00:05:47.599 --> 00:05:50.200 align:center Fuck me! 00:05:50.280 --> 00:05:52.400 align:center -You're gonna leave us alone? -Let's go! 00:05:52.479 --> 00:05:54.400 align:center No, no, no, you're getting a chance to grow. 00:05:54.479 --> 00:05:58.919 align:center Listen, Daddy doesn't trust you guys, but Mommy's giving you the opportunity 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:02.280 align:center to prove that you are both very responsible and mature. 00:06:02.359 --> 00:06:03.919 align:center I don't think we're prepared for this. 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:04.919 align:center I am. 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:07.039 align:center Listen, okay, Iris, Mommy got an acting gig. 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:08.800 align:center Or I wouldn't go. Hmm? 00:06:08.880 --> 00:06:11.640 align:center Uh, if your father calls, tell him I went to go shopping. 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.800 align:center Or I'm in the bathroom or the shower. I wanna surprise him. 00:06:14.880 --> 00:06:16.400 align:center Are you finally famous now? 00:06:16.479 --> 00:06:19.440 align:center -I'm working on it. Yes, I am. -Hmm. 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:21.680 align:center If Pedro calls, tell him I'm shooting a commercial 00:06:21.760 --> 00:06:23.599 align:center or that I'm walking Gael in the park. 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:27.680 align:center -Otherwise, he gets super annoying. -And what's the job you have in Dubai? 00:06:27.760 --> 00:06:31.880 align:center Ah, and I'm turning off the router because I don't want the cameras. 00:06:31.960 --> 00:06:34.400 align:center Just so you know, I'm happy to look after Gael, 00:06:34.479 --> 00:06:36.479 align:center but I'm working a lot of overtime. 00:06:43.280 --> 00:06:45.240 align:center Patri, do you think I'm a bad mother? 00:06:45.840 --> 00:06:48.080 align:center No, no. As long as you pay me more. 00:07:10.599 --> 00:07:12.520 align:center Welcome in. How can I help you? 00:07:13.239 --> 00:07:15.200 align:center Are you Álex? Your dad is Santiago Peralta? 00:07:15.280 --> 00:07:16.880 align:center Uh, yeah. 00:07:16.960 --> 00:07:19.000 align:center Eva, a candidate for your sibling's mother. 00:07:19.080 --> 00:07:21.440 align:center Oh cool. I signed him up. 00:07:21.520 --> 00:07:24.159 align:center Do you mind if I ask some questions about your father? 00:07:24.239 --> 00:07:27.239 align:center -Mm. No. No, but have a seat over here. -Ah! 00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:29.880 align:center What color eye shadow do you like? 00:07:29.960 --> 00:07:32.000 align:center I'm not sure. I don't wear makeup at all. 00:07:32.080 --> 00:07:34.799 align:center Well, for your cool undertones, I have this great lilac color. 00:07:34.880 --> 00:07:36.520 align:center Let's see. 00:07:37.719 --> 00:07:40.320 align:center Think about all your traumas, 00:07:40.400 --> 00:07:43.680 align:center what percentage would you say are your father's fault? 00:07:43.760 --> 00:07:46.919 align:center Uh, mm, 30%. 00:07:47.640 --> 00:07:50.239 align:center -Hmm. -Well, with the deadly gene thing, 50%. 00:07:50.320 --> 00:07:52.359 align:center Close your eyes. 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:58.960 align:center -Where the fuck did you bring us, Raúl? -It looked better in the video. 00:07:59.039 --> 00:08:02.320 align:center -I think I'm getting a cold. -Is there a menu? 00:08:02.400 --> 00:08:04.159 align:center Check for a QR code. 00:08:04.239 --> 00:08:06.080 align:center Sure, it's right there next to the massage menu. 00:08:06.159 --> 00:08:08.880 align:center Yeah, and how do we scan it? They took away our phones. 00:08:08.960 --> 00:08:10.560 align:center I'm expecting a call from the agency. 00:08:16.799 --> 00:08:18.840 align:center Uh, but where's the silverware? 00:08:18.919 --> 00:08:21.760 align:center Uh, pardon me. Could you cook this a little bit more, please? 00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:23.200 align:center Shut your face, asshole. 00:08:23.280 --> 00:08:25.799 align:center It fucking mooed. This is unbelievable. Shit. 00:08:26.320 --> 00:08:27.320 align:center What was that? 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.679 align:center The meat quality, it looks delicious. Hmm. 00:08:31.760 --> 00:08:33.520 align:center Very nice cut. No problem there. 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:36.280 align:center But it's just that it's a little bit raw. 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:38.320 align:center I mean, look right there. That's blood and-- 00:08:39.400 --> 00:08:42.600 align:center Real men have always been carnivorous! 00:08:43.280 --> 00:08:48.120 align:center Your fucking ancestors, they hunted wooly mammoths! 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:53.160 align:center Right, but then, 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:56.440 align:center they must have cooked it a little bit over the fire. 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:00.600 align:center Not at night! Not at night! Oh! 00:09:07.920 --> 00:09:11.840 align:center This emasculated society has turned you all into wimps, 00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:14.720 align:center completely incapable of surviving on your own. 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:19.440 align:center But inside of here, you're still fucking animals. 00:09:20.040 --> 00:09:22.400 align:center -What are you? -Fucking animals! 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:24.000 align:center I can't hear you, damn it! 00:09:24.079 --> 00:09:25.280 align:center What are you? 00:09:25.360 --> 00:09:29.720 align:center -Fucking animals! -Fucking animals! 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:33.400 align:center Oh! The meat's tough! 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:38.040 align:center Sergeant! 00:09:41.400 --> 00:09:43.800 align:center Are we really gonna sleep here? 00:09:43.880 --> 00:09:45.120 align:center I call top bunk. 00:09:45.199 --> 00:09:47.160 align:center What do you mean? Top bunk, huh? Let's leave. 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:50.240 align:center These people are nuts, okay? They threw me into ice water. 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:51.760 align:center Because your mouth. 00:09:51.839 --> 00:09:54.480 align:center I can't leave without the diploma. Marimar will wanna see it. 00:09:54.560 --> 00:09:58.680 align:center Come on. It's the first day. We'll adapt. Don't be pussies. 00:09:58.760 --> 00:10:00.640 align:center Patriarchal. And I want my phone back. 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:02.400 align:center Go to sleep now, damn it! 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:03.760 align:center What time is it? 00:10:03.839 --> 00:10:06.360 align:center Let's see. It's, uh, 8:30. 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:10.000 align:center I can't sleep. I normally have my second wind margarita at eight. 00:10:10.079 --> 00:10:11.320 align:center Uh, Sergeant. 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:15.920 align:center Uh, sorry to bother you, but I've been waiting for a very important phone call. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.600 align:center So, maybe I could get my phone back for a second? 00:10:18.680 --> 00:10:20.440 align:center Yeah, I was hoping to check on my son. 00:10:20.520 --> 00:10:23.520 align:center -I became a father recently. -Ah. You miss your baby? 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:27.079 align:center -Gael. His name is Gael. -On the floor! I want 50 push-ups! 00:10:27.160 --> 00:10:30.199 align:center -Women raise the children, you pussy! -What a fucking asshole. 00:10:30.280 --> 00:10:33.440 align:center But I really insist. 00:10:33.520 --> 00:10:36.360 align:center Okay? It's just, I joined a co-parenting agency. 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:37.839 align:center Co-parenting? 00:10:37.920 --> 00:10:39.880 align:center -Yeah. -What the fuck is that? 00:10:39.959 --> 00:10:44.040 align:center Well, it's an agency where they connect two people who want to be parents. 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.280 align:center But you have to avoid all sex and romance. 00:10:47.880 --> 00:10:51.440 align:center Because, well, two people can still be parents without sleeping with each other. 00:10:51.520 --> 00:10:54.480 align:center How are you gonna have children without fucking? 00:10:54.560 --> 00:10:57.280 align:center You are destroying the family unit. 00:10:57.360 --> 00:10:58.839 align:center My wife couldn't agree more. 00:10:58.920 --> 00:11:01.959 align:center 50 push-ups for you too, for kissing ass! 00:11:02.040 --> 00:11:07.040 align:center And you, you piece of shit, if you ask for your phone one more time, 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:12.360 align:center I will stick it so far up your ass that when your mommy calls, you'll cum. 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:15.000 align:center Do you understand? 00:11:16.719 --> 00:11:18.160 align:center -Are you laughing? -No. 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:20.040 align:center Sorry, it's just. I'm sorry… 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:21.600 align:center Well, it was just I… 00:11:21.680 --> 00:11:24.400 align:center I, uh, visualized my… 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:26.480 align:center …phone ringing in the colon, and it was just like… 00:11:28.640 --> 00:11:29.640 align:center No! 00:11:30.719 --> 00:11:33.000 align:center Oh. Oh. 00:11:33.520 --> 00:11:37.240 align:center I was so close to being dry. Shit. Oh shit. 00:11:40.400 --> 00:11:43.400 align:center Shit, the dog! Shit, the fucking dog! 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:49.880 align:center Are you feeling better? 00:11:49.959 --> 00:11:53.079 align:center No. I'm worried about Gael. 00:11:53.760 --> 00:11:56.680 align:center Please, let's get the hell out of here. 00:11:56.760 --> 00:11:59.760 align:center Hmm. They leave the fucking dogs out. 00:11:59.839 --> 00:12:01.680 align:center I mean, come on… 00:12:01.760 --> 00:12:04.240 align:center This is crazy. Do they know we're the clients? 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:08.120 align:center This isn't cool, man. It's the first time I've been away from my son. 00:12:08.199 --> 00:12:12.000 align:center Don't worry, man. I'm sure he's happy with his mom. 00:12:12.520 --> 00:12:14.160 align:center What's up, Danielers? 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:15.680 align:center I'm going to a party in Dubai 00:12:15.760 --> 00:12:18.520 align:center because for new mothers, you can't forget how important it is 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.280 align:center to treat yourself as well. 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:22.719 align:center All right, mommies? You can't forget about yourselves. 00:12:22.800 --> 00:12:27.360 align:center Mwah! Mwah! Well, there is my private jet flex. 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:30.760 align:center To me, it seems like a waste of cash. And the pollution. 00:12:30.839 --> 00:12:33.480 align:center Good evening. I'm Esther, your flight attendant. 00:12:33.560 --> 00:12:34.760 align:center Welcome to Luz's golden cage. 00:12:34.839 --> 00:12:36.199 align:center Such a bitch. 00:12:36.280 --> 00:12:38.280 align:center We'll be flying at 30,000 feet 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.560 align:center and downing three bottles of French champagne. 00:12:40.640 --> 00:12:42.920 align:center They're giving me a hard time for leaving my son. 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:44.880 align:center If it was the father, they wouldn't say anything. 00:12:44.959 --> 00:12:46.079 align:center You're reading comments? 00:12:46.160 --> 00:12:48.680 align:center Maybe I'm going too far with all this self-care. 00:12:48.760 --> 00:12:51.760 align:center Good evening. Please fasten your seatbelts. We're taking off. 00:12:51.839 --> 00:12:53.520 align:center I bet she slept with the pilot. 00:12:53.599 --> 00:12:55.599 align:center -The pilot's a woman? -Yeah, what's wrong? 00:12:55.680 --> 00:12:58.240 align:center Well, I, uh, think women are skilled, 00:12:58.320 --> 00:12:59.959 align:center but I don't know. More in other areas. 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:11.520 align:center Everybody up, right now. 00:13:11.599 --> 00:13:14.760 align:center You have one minute to line up outside! 00:13:14.839 --> 00:13:16.320 align:center -What the hell? -What time is it? 00:13:16.400 --> 00:13:17.440 align:center 4:30. 00:13:17.520 --> 00:13:18.880 align:center What's wrong with this guy? 00:13:18.959 --> 00:13:21.040 align:center -Raúl, I'm gonna kill you. -Move your asses! 00:13:21.120 --> 00:13:22.839 align:center Not me. Kill Marimar. 00:13:22.920 --> 00:13:25.000 align:center She doesn't love you. 00:13:25.599 --> 00:13:28.199 align:center Grab your fucking backpacks and get in the water! 00:13:28.280 --> 00:13:29.920 align:center Into the water! 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:32.120 align:center Come on, come on, come on! 00:13:32.959 --> 00:13:36.400 align:center Get in the water. Come on, come on, come on! 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:39.719 align:center Did they put more ice in it? It was cold enough the way it was. 00:13:39.800 --> 00:13:41.280 align:center Get in the water! 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:46.880 align:center Fucking animals! 00:13:47.599 --> 00:13:49.120 align:center What's the hold up? 00:13:49.199 --> 00:13:51.520 align:center Into the water with your fucking backpacks! 00:13:51.599 --> 00:13:52.480 align:center Bastard. 00:14:00.040 --> 00:14:01.719 align:center Oh God. Oh God! 00:14:05.079 --> 00:14:07.440 align:center -You, where are you going? -Huh? 00:14:07.520 --> 00:14:08.959 align:center You trying to fool me? 00:14:09.040 --> 00:14:11.320 align:center No, no, no, no, Sarge. It's just very cold. 00:14:11.400 --> 00:14:14.520 align:center Do you see some sort of sign saying "I'm a fucking asshole" on my face? 00:14:14.599 --> 00:14:16.760 align:center No, sir. Not at all, you seem very smart. 00:14:16.839 --> 00:14:18.160 align:center -In the water! -Oh! 00:14:18.880 --> 00:14:20.640 align:center It's just I have hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. 00:14:20.719 --> 00:14:23.479 align:center -I don't care! Into the water. Let's go! -Oh! No, no! 00:14:23.560 --> 00:14:26.079 align:center Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! 00:14:26.160 --> 00:14:28.599 align:center -Don't get out until I tell you! -This is bad for my health! 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:31.160 align:center Nothing could be better. 00:14:32.040 --> 00:14:33.160 align:center What's your name, asshole? 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:34.640 align:center It's, uh, Santiago… 00:14:34.719 --> 00:14:37.319 align:center -Santiago. Santiago say, "I'm a man." -S-Santiago. 00:14:37.400 --> 00:14:39.439 align:center -I'm a man. -I'm a warrior! 00:14:39.520 --> 00:14:42.479 align:center I'm a warrior! Sergeant. I'm a man! I'm a Santiago! 00:14:42.560 --> 00:14:44.800 align:center -I'm a warrior! Oh! -You're a fucking piece of human shit! 00:14:44.880 --> 00:14:46.240 align:center -Get running! -Oh! Oh shit! 00:14:46.839 --> 00:14:50.760 align:center Oh shit. I'm a warrior! Oh! Uh… 00:14:50.839 --> 00:14:51.880 align:center I'm Santiago! 00:14:51.959 --> 00:14:55.160 align:center L-long live Spain! 00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:56.760 align:center Hello. 00:14:56.839 --> 00:14:58.839 align:center -Oh my love. -It's crazy. 00:14:58.920 --> 00:15:02.719 align:center This is the life I deserve. 00:15:02.800 --> 00:15:04.439 align:center -A manta ray! -Hello. 00:15:04.520 --> 00:15:07.199 align:center Couldn't you find a room that had a rainforest too? 00:15:07.280 --> 00:15:09.800 align:center What you really mean to say, honey, 00:15:09.880 --> 00:15:12.439 align:center is, "Great plan. Thank you. You're the best wife in the world." 00:15:12.520 --> 00:15:14.160 align:center You're the best wife in the world! 00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:17.640 align:center -Exactly. -No, hang on. I'm checking the hashtag. 00:15:18.800 --> 00:15:20.680 align:center -What? -Son of a bitch. 00:15:23.800 --> 00:15:24.640 align:center Holy shit. 00:15:24.719 --> 00:15:26.719 align:center Uh, does your maid breastfeed your son? 00:15:26.800 --> 00:15:29.599 align:center No, no, no. Tell them that the baby isn't Gael, okay? 00:15:29.680 --> 00:15:30.520 align:center That Patri has twins. 00:15:30.599 --> 00:15:34.000 align:center You've posted a million photos with him, idiot. Don't lie. You'll make it worse. 00:15:34.079 --> 00:15:36.760 align:center The eco-diaper people wanna cancel my contract. 00:15:36.839 --> 00:15:39.160 align:center Why do you even post your son on social media? 00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:41.160 align:center I'm an Instamom, so I need an Instakid. 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:42.719 align:center Ah! A shark! 00:15:42.800 --> 00:15:44.599 align:center Careful. He could sue you when he grows up. 00:15:44.680 --> 00:15:45.760 align:center -Wait, me? -Mm-hmm. 00:15:45.839 --> 00:15:47.560 align:center This is included, right? 00:15:47.640 --> 00:15:51.079 align:center -I'm going back to Spain. -Why? I mean, the damage is already done. 00:15:51.160 --> 00:15:54.439 align:center Exactly. Now what you need to do is grab a beer and find yourself a boy toy. 00:15:54.520 --> 00:15:57.560 align:center Well, the party is only women and no alcohol. 00:15:57.640 --> 00:15:59.839 align:center Wh-what do you mean, no alcohol? 00:15:59.920 --> 00:16:00.760 align:center God. 00:16:05.359 --> 00:16:08.359 align:center "Have fun with ladies while feeling safe." 00:16:08.439 --> 00:16:10.000 align:center What kind of shitty party is this? 00:16:10.079 --> 00:16:11.760 align:center Well, it's supposed to be a safe space. 00:16:11.839 --> 00:16:15.040 align:center It's safe, but it's boring. I get no men, but no alcohol? Come on. 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:17.959 align:center When there aren't men around, that's when you get drunk in peace. 00:16:18.040 --> 00:16:19.520 align:center Don't you think or…? 00:16:19.599 --> 00:16:22.240 align:center Uh, I… I need the bathroom. 00:16:25.719 --> 00:16:26.959 align:center This is so depressing. 00:16:27.040 --> 00:16:29.359 align:center Oh God! I've lost 5,000 followers already. 00:16:29.439 --> 00:16:30.640 align:center Put your phone away. 00:16:33.520 --> 00:16:36.120 align:center -No, no, no. -Yeah. 00:16:41.640 --> 00:16:43.599 align:center Ugh. I'm really starting to hate steak. 00:16:43.680 --> 00:16:47.640 align:center -I would be fine with a protein shake. -This thing, I don't get it. 00:16:47.719 --> 00:16:49.880 align:center -It's for coming in last place. -Yep. 00:16:49.959 --> 00:16:51.839 align:center A pink headband is nothing to be ashamed of. 00:16:51.920 --> 00:16:53.920 align:center I'm leaving this place tonight. 00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:57.319 align:center -You asshole. You're abandoning me? -What about the dogs? 00:17:01.560 --> 00:17:03.479 align:center This is completely absurd. 00:17:03.560 --> 00:17:06.159 align:center Why shouldn't we be allowed to leave? We're the clients. 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:07.440 align:center You guys, we're the clients. 00:17:07.520 --> 00:17:08.839 align:center Again, with the clients! 00:17:08.919 --> 00:17:11.399 align:center Did anyone read the consent form when we got here? 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:14.760 align:center -Does anyone ever read anything? -It doesn't matter. It's coerced consent. 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:16.560 align:center Santi, you're staying with me. 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:19.359 align:center I stayed for your deconstruction course till it was finished. 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:21.040 align:center Patrick didn't throw you into ice water. 00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:24.440 align:center Nor did he humiliate you with a crown from a quinceañera. 00:17:24.520 --> 00:17:26.599 align:center -Well, reconstruction is hard. -I don't want to! 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:29.399 align:center Quit bitching. We have one day left. We have to finish. 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:32.120 align:center Plus, tomorrow's the extreme survival challenge. 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:33.919 align:center What are you? A Marine? 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:36.560 align:center I don't know, but I'm enjoying all this. 00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:41.280 align:center I feel more… more manly. You know? 00:17:43.120 --> 00:17:44.200 align:center If it works for Luis. 00:17:46.560 --> 00:17:48.200 align:center Oh God. 00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:51.800 align:center -Yeah. -I'm looking for Santi. 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:53.080 align:center He's not here. Who's this? 00:17:53.159 --> 00:17:56.080 align:center It's Eva, a candidate from the co-parenting agency. 00:17:56.159 --> 00:17:57.000 align:center Right, come on in. 00:18:03.840 --> 00:18:05.919 align:center -Hello. -Hey. 00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:08.640 align:center -I'm Blanca, Santi's ex. -Nice to meet you. 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:09.919 align:center I wanted to see how he lives. 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:12.720 align:center 'Cause I'm figuring out whether he's a good option for a father. 00:18:13.399 --> 00:18:15.560 align:center -I guarantee you he's not. Come inside. -Mm-hmm. 00:18:17.399 --> 00:18:19.399 align:center I mean, he's a nice guy, okay? 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:21.760 align:center Did he tell you about the ten bodies on Tinder? 00:18:21.840 --> 00:18:23.120 align:center For getting over you? 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:25.240 align:center -I was number ten, which says it all. -Oof. 00:18:25.320 --> 00:18:28.880 align:center We're not together, okay? But I'm not going anywhere. 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:30.640 align:center I won't take care of your kid, understand? 00:18:49.960 --> 00:18:51.840 align:center You're really off the rails, huh? 00:18:51.919 --> 00:18:53.200 align:center Going wild. 00:18:53.800 --> 00:18:56.240 align:center -Paz, we need to talk, okay? -Well, I'm glad it's coming out. 00:18:56.320 --> 00:18:57.480 align:center What does that mean? 00:18:58.159 --> 00:19:01.880 align:center You're not loving the married life. I get it, but at least you could say it. 00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:03.320 align:center Communicate. 00:19:03.399 --> 00:19:07.480 align:center Paz, I need to feel like I have my own space, my own life, my own time. 00:19:07.560 --> 00:19:09.760 align:center Okay, okay. Let's open the relationship. 00:19:09.840 --> 00:19:12.360 align:center But if we do, I've only got one boundary. 00:19:13.399 --> 00:19:16.040 align:center Don't fuck that moron Raúl. It'll bum me out. 00:19:16.120 --> 00:19:20.080 align:center But wait, you want to open the marriage? 00:19:21.520 --> 00:19:24.520 align:center I only want one thing, for you to be happy. 00:19:26.159 --> 00:19:28.480 align:center Crisis averted. Let's go dance. 00:19:29.800 --> 00:19:32.600 align:center Ulises invited all of his friends, and they're having a party over here. 00:19:33.200 --> 00:19:34.040 align:center What? 00:19:34.120 --> 00:19:37.159 align:center And he found the key to the cabinet and is drinking all your alcohol. 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:40.200 align:center Tell him he's in big trouble. That mom is working, but when I get home… 00:19:40.280 --> 00:19:41.919 align:center He can't hear me. He's lying on the ground. 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:44.800 align:center -I'll send you videos. -Lying on the ground? What do you mean? 00:19:45.399 --> 00:19:46.560 align:center What's wrong? 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:48.960 align:center Oh my God! 00:19:49.040 --> 00:19:51.040 align:center Ulises. Ulises? 00:19:51.120 --> 00:19:53.360 align:center -Iris? -What do I do? 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:54.640 align:center -Ulises… -Huh? 00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:57.480 align:center -Call 911. No, no, no, no, no. -Call Dad? 00:19:57.560 --> 00:20:00.560 align:center Not your father, no. Hang on. Um, wait. I'll call you right back. 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:01.800 align:center What's happening? 00:20:01.880 --> 00:20:03.800 align:center Of all the days, my idiot son chose tonight 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:04.960 align:center for his first blackout. 00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:08.000 align:center See, they're too young to be left there all by themselves. I told you. 00:20:08.080 --> 00:20:09.280 align:center Shut up! You're not a mother. 00:20:09.360 --> 00:20:12.120 align:center -What about calling a neighbor. -No, she's a gossip. 00:20:12.200 --> 00:20:15.520 align:center Uh, I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, my baby. 00:20:15.600 --> 00:20:16.720 align:center Iris! 00:20:16.800 --> 00:20:18.399 align:center Mom, don't worry. I called Marimar. 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:20.000 align:center -What's wrong? -What? 00:20:20.080 --> 00:20:22.560 align:center She's a nurse. She said she's coming right away. 00:20:24.560 --> 00:20:28.000 align:center -What is it? What's happening? -Can I borrow your plane? 00:20:34.280 --> 00:20:35.560 align:center All right, let's go. 00:20:35.640 --> 00:20:37.200 align:center -Are you guys coming? -What? 00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:38.720 align:center Seriously? You're ghosting? 00:20:38.800 --> 00:20:39.919 align:center You are a shitty friend. 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:41.320 align:center Shh! 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:44.520 align:center Ask them for my phone when you guys leave. 00:20:44.600 --> 00:20:48.200 align:center Let's just talk to him. We'll ask Sarge to let us go. 00:20:48.280 --> 00:20:50.440 align:center Yeah, do that. You distract them. 00:20:50.520 --> 00:20:52.360 align:center No way. Let's just go already. 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:54.880 align:center Santi, you'll end up in the Jacuzzi again. 00:21:01.399 --> 00:21:03.360 align:center Come on. You coming, or what? 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:06.120 align:center Yeah, relax. 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:09.040 align:center What do you mean relax? Let's go. 00:21:09.800 --> 00:21:12.000 align:center -Where are you going? -See you later. 00:21:12.600 --> 00:21:14.600 align:center What do you mean, "see you later"? 00:21:18.960 --> 00:21:21.000 align:center Shit! The dogs! 00:21:21.080 --> 00:21:23.200 align:center Oh shit! 00:21:25.520 --> 00:21:26.679 align:center Down, boy. 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.240 align:center -Oh! Heel! -Oh shit. 00:21:35.080 --> 00:21:37.560 align:center Good boy. Good dog. Okay. 00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:40.960 align:center Sarge, it's me Santiago. 00:21:41.040 --> 00:21:42.760 align:center Uh… 00:21:46.439 --> 00:21:49.760 align:center No, no, no! Release! 00:21:51.439 --> 00:21:53.800 align:center Get down! Oh! Good dog. Good dog. 00:21:58.960 --> 00:21:59.919 align:center Sergeant. 00:22:04.120 --> 00:22:07.560 align:center Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry! 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:33.280 align:center -What did he say? -Oh shit. Fuck. 00:22:33.360 --> 00:22:36.840 align:center Uh, nothing. Uh, he was busy. 00:22:36.919 --> 00:22:39.200 align:center Hmm. What do you mean, busy? 00:22:40.439 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center Well, he was watching a movie with one of his lackeys. 00:22:43.919 --> 00:22:47.200 align:center On the sofa… cozied up under a little blanket. 00:22:47.280 --> 00:22:49.720 align:center -Oh! They're gay! -Hey, shh! Shut up! 00:22:49.800 --> 00:22:50.880 align:center I did not say that. 00:22:50.960 --> 00:22:53.159 align:center All I did was describe what I saw. 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:55.240 align:center They'll murder us now. Come on, let's go. 00:22:55.320 --> 00:22:56.480 align:center Without the diploma? 00:22:56.560 --> 00:22:58.360 align:center Fuck the stupid diploma! 00:22:58.439 --> 00:23:01.000 align:center Where are you going? Pedro took the car. Go to sleep. 00:23:01.080 --> 00:23:03.200 align:center We'll hitchhike. A trucker will pick us up. 00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:04.360 align:center We're in the woods. 00:23:04.439 --> 00:23:07.360 align:center -What if we see a wild boar? -What happened to Captain Commando? 00:23:07.439 --> 00:23:09.600 align:center We're staying. What's the worst that can happen? 00:23:09.679 --> 00:23:11.800 align:center It's not like you saw anything weird. 00:23:36.600 --> 00:23:37.560 align:center Oh shit. 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:40.640 align:center Oh shit! 00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:43.280 align:center Why's the fucking alarm on? 00:23:43.360 --> 00:23:44.320 align:center Patricia, it's okay. 00:23:44.399 --> 00:23:47.120 align:center -Sir, you scared me to death! -Why is the alarm on? 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:50.679 align:center I'm really scared to be alone in this big house at night. 00:23:50.760 --> 00:23:54.000 align:center You're by yourself? Where's Daniela? 00:23:54.520 --> 00:23:57.439 align:center Cynthia, I can't just make a posting I have breast cancer, come on. 00:23:57.520 --> 00:24:00.439 align:center I already made a mess with that chemical submission thing. 00:24:00.520 --> 00:24:03.760 align:center Don't worry about Ulises. I gave him thiamine and glucose serum. 00:24:03.840 --> 00:24:04.919 align:center He's conscious and calm. 00:24:05.000 --> 00:24:08.320 align:center I'm grateful. Thanks, Marimar. I'm coming home now. I'll be there soon. 00:24:08.399 --> 00:24:11.159 align:center Don't rush. I'll stay until you get here. 00:24:12.280 --> 00:24:13.480 align:center How much longer? 00:24:14.560 --> 00:24:17.760 align:center -Three hours. -Hit the gas. Fucking go! 00:24:26.520 --> 00:24:28.200 align:center Get up, you pussies! 00:24:28.280 --> 00:24:30.120 align:center Everybody out! 00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:34.560 align:center You may have noticed that today, there's only 11 of us. 00:24:35.520 --> 00:24:39.080 align:center Last night, a piece of shit gave up and ran away. 00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:42.640 align:center It happens every time we do this. 00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:49.679 align:center So now we're going to add his cowardly rat face to our collection. 00:24:52.360 --> 00:24:54.320 align:center Are there any more rats among us? 00:24:56.840 --> 00:25:00.720 align:center Does anyone else wanna carry that shame around for the rest of their life? 00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:05.720 align:center Then put on your fucking backpacks and into the water! 00:25:05.800 --> 00:25:07.520 align:center Let's go, let's go, let's go! 00:25:07.600 --> 00:25:09.159 align:center Today, you're gonna sweat blood! 00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:11.080 align:center Santiago, not you. Come with me. 00:25:11.159 --> 00:25:13.320 align:center No. Today, I feel like running, you know, Sarge? 00:25:13.399 --> 00:25:16.199 align:center I feel like taking a cold plunge as well. I find it very refreshing. 00:25:16.280 --> 00:25:18.080 align:center -I said come with me! -No, but-- 00:25:22.080 --> 00:25:24.120 align:center Should we save him? 00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:34.040 align:center I didn't see anything. 00:25:34.120 --> 00:25:36.600 align:center Okay, I swear. I'm a sleepwalker. 00:25:36.679 --> 00:25:38.159 align:center So it looks like I'm awake. 00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:40.199 align:center But I don't see. I don't hear anything, okay? 00:25:42.679 --> 00:25:45.679 align:center Besides, people can do whatever they want when they're off the clock. 00:25:45.760 --> 00:25:47.760 align:center Everyone's cozied up under a blanket with a friend. 00:25:47.840 --> 00:25:50.800 align:center Juanan and I met eight years ago in the Paratroopers Brigade, 00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:52.720 align:center Fifth Infantry Regiment. 00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:56.840 align:center Since then we've been… good friends. 00:25:56.919 --> 00:26:00.520 align:center Uh, it's good to have friends. I have three. 00:26:00.600 --> 00:26:03.240 align:center No, by friends, I mean close. 00:26:03.760 --> 00:26:06.120 align:center Very… close friends. 00:26:06.199 --> 00:26:10.040 align:center Yeah… so like, Brokeback Mountain, sir? 00:26:10.120 --> 00:26:11.120 align:center What's that? 00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:14.360 align:center -Oh, a movie, very good. -I haven't seen it. 00:26:14.439 --> 00:26:16.159 align:center Ah, ooh, well, you'd like it. 00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:17.679 align:center I'm a Marvel guy. 00:26:17.760 --> 00:26:20.040 align:center Ah, those as well. Those are very good as well. 00:26:20.120 --> 00:26:21.840 align:center They're just a bit more sexist. 00:26:21.919 --> 00:26:25.439 align:center Santiago, I'm married with three children, and this business puts food on the table. 00:26:25.520 --> 00:26:26.439 align:center Oh, don't worry. 00:26:26.520 --> 00:26:29.360 align:center -I will give you a great Google review. -I don't give a fuck about that. 00:26:30.080 --> 00:26:31.640 align:center Just keep your fucking mouth closed. 00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:33.399 align:center Yes, yes, patriarchal pact. 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:34.600 align:center What is that? 00:26:35.320 --> 00:26:37.840 align:center Uh, I'll keep my fucking mouth closed. 00:26:39.040 --> 00:26:40.040 align:center Hmm. 00:26:53.600 --> 00:26:55.280 align:center Isn't it hard to live like that? 00:26:55.360 --> 00:26:57.439 align:center Leading a double life and hiding your feelings 00:26:57.520 --> 00:26:59.600 align:center behind a facade of toxic masculinity? 00:26:59.679 --> 00:27:01.960 align:center Of course it is, fuck! How could it not be? 00:27:02.040 --> 00:27:03.240 align:center So why is it a secret? 00:27:03.320 --> 00:27:07.960 align:center 'Cause I'm a man. And men are not supposed to show emotions. 00:27:08.040 --> 00:27:10.880 align:center Well, you spend all day yelling, and really, 00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:12.800 align:center anger is an emotion as well. 00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:17.720 align:center You're confusing me. Enough! 00:27:17.800 --> 00:27:20.399 align:center No, no, no, no. Don't shut down. Come on, let's talk. 00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:22.720 align:center These days, a man is something different. 00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:26.080 align:center Don't you get tired of carrying all that armor? 00:27:28.080 --> 00:27:29.360 align:center I mean, yeah… 00:27:30.040 --> 00:27:32.240 align:center Well, now we can be ourselves. 00:27:32.320 --> 00:27:33.640 align:center And you can be vulnerable, 00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:37.360 align:center because being a man doesn't mean you can't cry. 00:27:44.120 --> 00:27:47.120 align:center Oh good, good, good, good. 00:27:47.199 --> 00:27:49.919 align:center Good. That's it. Let it all out. 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:52.360 align:center That's right. Don't hold back. Mm. 00:27:53.199 --> 00:27:56.199 align:center Ulises, honey, Mommy's here! 00:28:02.199 --> 00:28:03.480 align:center Iris. 00:28:09.360 --> 00:28:11.800 align:center Uh, um, hello. 00:28:12.560 --> 00:28:13.640 align:center Uh… 00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:17.280 align:center Oh. I must have fallen asleep, sorry. 00:28:17.360 --> 00:28:18.720 align:center Well, thank you, Marimar. 00:28:18.800 --> 00:28:21.000 align:center -No problem. -You can go now. 00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:27.399 align:center No, no, no, thanks, but she runs hot. 00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:29.800 align:center Hey, here's the thing. Listen. 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:31.919 align:center -Oh! Ooh! -I need a favor. 00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:33.959 align:center Can you please not tell Luis about this? 00:28:34.040 --> 00:28:36.840 align:center It's just, I didn't tell him I was working out of town, all right? 00:28:36.919 --> 00:28:38.959 align:center An acting role. Just a small job I got. 00:28:39.040 --> 00:28:40.600 align:center -It's okay. My lips are sealed. -Great. 00:28:40.679 --> 00:28:42.760 align:center You're so nice, Marimar. 00:28:42.840 --> 00:28:44.679 align:center You'd do the same thing for me. 00:28:45.439 --> 00:28:46.600 align:center Sure, bye. 00:28:59.320 --> 00:29:01.600 align:center -What happened to manning up? -And you? 00:29:01.679 --> 00:29:03.280 align:center What happened to watching our son? 00:29:03.360 --> 00:29:05.280 align:center Pedro, let it go. I have enough problems as it is. 00:29:05.360 --> 00:29:07.040 align:center If you have to leave, tell me. 00:29:07.120 --> 00:29:09.520 align:center We're not a couple, so you don't have to hide your excursions. 00:29:09.600 --> 00:29:11.240 align:center You're one to talk, right? 00:29:11.320 --> 00:29:13.560 align:center -What am I hiding from you? -Why don't you tell me? 00:29:17.639 --> 00:29:18.639 align:center What? 00:29:19.879 --> 00:29:20.959 align:center I'll be right back. 00:29:22.600 --> 00:29:24.919 align:center Huh? 00:29:25.520 --> 00:29:28.879 align:center Hello. What's up? No Pedro? 00:29:28.959 --> 00:29:31.600 align:center Look, babe, just go ahead and fuck him, but leave me out of it. 00:29:33.120 --> 00:29:34.000 align:center What do you mean? 00:29:34.080 --> 00:29:37.360 align:center -I know you took the photo. -What photo? 00:29:37.439 --> 00:29:39.879 align:center With the maid breastfeeding my son. Don't act innocent. 00:29:39.959 --> 00:29:41.360 align:center What are you talking about? 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.000 align:center Show me the pictures. 00:29:43.080 --> 00:29:45.800 align:center -Let go of my phone. What are you doing? -Show me the pictures! 00:29:48.080 --> 00:29:49.199 align:center -Unlock it! -No. 00:29:49.280 --> 00:29:50.480 align:center -Unlock it! -No. No way! 00:29:51.080 --> 00:29:54.679 align:center -Oh my God. What a psycho. -Don't be fooled by my Instamom account. 00:29:54.760 --> 00:29:55.919 align:center I will cut you, all right? 00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:58.480 align:center Here, sweetie, come on. 00:30:06.199 --> 00:30:08.360 align:center Where's Santi? 00:30:08.439 --> 00:30:10.360 align:center -The firing squad. -Seriously? 00:30:10.439 --> 00:30:12.280 align:center Attention, squad! 00:30:16.840 --> 00:30:19.000 align:center Now, Sergeant Barbero is feeling unwell, 00:30:19.080 --> 00:30:23.280 align:center so he put me in charge of leading this training session. 00:30:23.879 --> 00:30:25.919 align:center So we're officially transitioning 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:30.840 align:center to a very new concept of what it means to be a man. 00:30:30.919 --> 00:30:32.240 align:center Huh? 00:30:33.520 --> 00:30:35.199 align:center First exercise! 00:30:35.280 --> 00:30:39.520 align:center Grab the person next to you and give them a big hug. 00:30:41.199 --> 00:30:43.320 align:center Listen up, damn it! Start hugging each other! 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.760 align:center What the hell is this? Get the fuck off me! 00:30:50.040 --> 00:30:53.399 align:center No, no! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'll hug him. I'll hug him! 00:30:54.560 --> 00:30:55.600 align:center Come on! 00:31:00.280 --> 00:31:02.959 align:center I will beat the deconstruction into you cadets! 00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:06.120 align:center Does she wanna open the relationship 00:31:06.199 --> 00:31:08.000 align:center because she loves me, or is she sick of me? 00:31:08.080 --> 00:31:11.040 align:center -Why did you open it with Raúl? -'Cause I don't believe in monogamy. 00:31:11.120 --> 00:31:12.760 align:center Like I don't believe Marimar's a saint. 00:31:12.840 --> 00:31:14.840 align:center -This again. -Luz, she wants my life. 00:31:14.919 --> 00:31:17.800 align:center She wants to steal my husband and kids. Because she can't have them. 00:31:17.879 --> 00:31:20.040 align:center Easy on Marimar. She did you a favor, for God's sake. 00:31:20.120 --> 00:31:22.399 align:center Exactly! I wanna hate her, but she makes it too hard, 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:24.120 align:center so I hate her even more. 00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:25.600 align:center You're a mess. 00:31:25.679 --> 00:31:28.480 align:center Damn right. But at least here I can be a drunk mess. 00:31:41.320 --> 00:31:43.320 align:center Finally. I was about to leave. 00:31:43.399 --> 00:31:44.639 align:center Rafa, this is harassment. 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:47.800 align:center Wait a second. Just listen. I need a change in my life. 00:31:47.879 --> 00:31:49.159 align:center You got that right. 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.120 align:center You wanna open a restaurant together? 00:31:51.199 --> 00:31:53.520 align:center Leave me alone, damn it! Stop following me! 00:31:53.600 --> 00:31:54.840 align:center I'll report you! 00:31:54.919 --> 00:31:56.040 align:center I have money, Raúl. 00:32:00.320 --> 00:32:01.840 align:center Hey, how did it go? 00:32:02.520 --> 00:32:04.719 align:center It went well. Here, look at this. 00:32:04.800 --> 00:32:07.159 align:center Okay. Way to go, my love. 00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:10.480 align:center I already was, but you can always be a little more heterosexual. 00:32:10.560 --> 00:32:14.040 align:center Oh, hey, the police came by with a notification. 00:32:14.120 --> 00:32:15.040 align:center What did you do? 00:32:15.120 --> 00:32:16.760 align:center Huh? Nothing. 00:32:18.199 --> 00:32:20.399 align:center CRIME: SEXUAL ASSAULT 00:32:21.040 --> 00:32:23.480 align:center Oh right. It's a speeding ticket. 00:32:23.560 --> 00:32:26.280 align:center I was going a little fast, and they got me. 00:32:26.360 --> 00:32:27.639 align:center How fast were you driving? 00:32:27.719 --> 00:32:29.919 align:center And how are you, princess? 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:31.000 align:center Bad. 00:32:31.840 --> 00:32:34.080 align:center I went over to Child Protective Services, 00:32:34.159 --> 00:32:36.240 align:center and they told me that we're too old to adopt a baby. 00:32:36.320 --> 00:32:38.240 align:center Oh honey. 00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:48.240 align:center Oh, hey! It's the alpha male. Did your balls drop yet? 00:32:48.800 --> 00:32:51.000 align:center Oh, I can smell the testosterone. 00:32:53.199 --> 00:32:55.639 align:center You are such a dumb person 00:32:55.719 --> 00:32:57.919 align:center that you don't even realize how dumb you are. 00:33:00.399 --> 00:33:02.240 align:center -Yes! Oh! -What? 00:33:02.840 --> 00:33:04.560 align:center Eva picked me. I'm gonna be a dad. 00:33:04.639 --> 00:33:07.399 align:center -This is awesome! Yes! -Are you serious? I don't get it. 00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.439 align:center Hello, hi, um, so I just noticed the match. 00:33:10.520 --> 00:33:13.080 align:center Yeah, well, now what happens? 00:33:13.159 --> 00:33:16.800 align:center Uh, do I transfer the 400 euros to you in exchange for her number or… 00:33:16.879 --> 00:33:19.240 align:center Don't pay them. She's been here, to the house. 00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.600 align:center -What? -I'll give you her number. 00:33:23.120 --> 00:33:24.399 align:center For 300 euros. 00:33:31.320 --> 00:33:33.919 align:center This is so good, my God! 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.639 align:center -That one came from the heart. -Oh! 00:33:36.719 --> 00:33:39.040 align:center Good boy. You're earning points. Nice. 00:33:41.080 --> 00:33:44.320 align:center -Mónica, before this goes any further. -Yes. 00:33:44.399 --> 00:33:46.959 align:center I wanna clarify some things I didn't tell you before. 00:33:47.040 --> 00:33:50.320 align:center -'Cause you wanted to get laid? -Ooh yeah. Mm! 00:33:50.399 --> 00:33:53.360 align:center I live with my ex because we have a baby, but we aren't together. 00:33:53.439 --> 00:33:56.800 align:center I mean, that's all in the past because she didn't really care about me. 00:33:56.879 --> 00:33:58.360 align:center She treated me like shit. 00:33:58.439 --> 00:34:00.919 align:center Yeah, well, that's what an ex usually does. 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.320 align:center And living together is just temporary. 00:34:03.919 --> 00:34:05.080 align:center Yeah. 00:34:05.159 --> 00:34:06.679 align:center No fucking way! Is that her? 00:34:06.760 --> 00:34:09.120 align:center No, no, no, no. It's not my house. 00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:13.239 align:center That's the other thing. Excuse me for a moment? 00:34:13.319 --> 00:34:15.000 align:center Hey, where am I right now? 00:34:19.799 --> 00:34:20.920 align:center What are you doing? 00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:24.799 align:center -Oh shit! Fuck, man, my cardiomyopathy. -I'm with a girl from Tinder. 00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:26.760 align:center Didn't we agree this wasn't a bachelor pad? 00:34:26.839 --> 00:34:28.560 align:center -Get the hell out. -What are you doing? 00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.639 align:center No, no, no. I'm going to watch a show. Blanca wouldn't let me have the remote. 00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.000 align:center I'll be quiet. 00:34:33.080 --> 00:34:35.360 align:center -Guys, what are you doing here? -You too? 00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:37.560 align:center I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd clean the bathrooms. 00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:40.600 align:center I'm still totally hyped from the bootcamp, and you know… 00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:43.560 align:center -You're all meeting up without me? -No one's meeting. Get out. 00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:46.400 align:center I was gonna play PlayStation because Marimar is asleep. 00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:47.839 align:center No, no, I got here first. 00:34:48.520 --> 00:34:50.679 align:center -It's my remote. -Raúl! No way. 00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:53.839 align:center But I'm really stressed out since that fucking hostess reported me 00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:55.280 align:center for giving her a little peck, so… 00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:58.640 align:center -Oh, and why did you give her a peck? -Because we were celebrating, okay? 00:34:58.720 --> 00:35:00.880 align:center Diego gave her one too. Why didn't she report Diego? 00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:02.720 align:center He's gay. So she doesn't feel assaulted. 00:35:02.799 --> 00:35:05.240 align:center Okay, well, I'm bisexual. So I'm a semi-aggressor? 00:35:05.319 --> 00:35:06.440 align:center Would you get out of here? 00:35:06.520 --> 00:35:08.600 align:center Okay, but didn't Patrick make it very clear 00:35:08.680 --> 00:35:11.640 align:center that all men are potential sexual aggressors? 00:35:12.160 --> 00:35:13.920 align:center -Who wants margaritas? -Uh, Pedro… 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:15.040 align:center Coming. 00:35:24.640 --> 00:35:26.280 align:center I won't wash the sheets for him. 00:35:28.120 --> 00:35:29.400 align:center Just one. sh the sheets for him.