WEBVTT

00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:18.800 align:center
Pedro Aguilar, minivan ang sasakyan.
Binigo mo 'ko.

00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:21.680 align:center
Hindi 'to minivan.
SUV 'to. 700 horsepower.

00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:23.119 align:center
Pero walang ingay.

00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:24.959 align:center
Electric, e.

00:00:25.040 --> 00:00:26.279 align:center
Nasaan ang 911 mo?

00:00:26.360 --> 00:00:28.320 align:center
May anak na 'ko. Bawal nang makipagkarera.

00:00:28.400 --> 00:00:29.720 align:center
Tingnan natin.

00:00:29.799 --> 00:00:32.119 align:center
Nakakatakbo ba 'tong pagong na 'to?

00:00:37.400 --> 00:00:39.879 align:center
Hindi… Wag kayong ganiyan, okay?

00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:43.239 align:center
-Wag nga kayong isip-bata.
-Pedro, wag.

00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:44.919 align:center
Pedro, wag. Pedro!

00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.199 align:center
Wag, please! Pedro!

00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:47.640 align:center
-Tigil!
-Pedro!

00:00:48.480 --> 00:00:49.599 align:center
Tigil!

00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:50.680 align:center
Puta.

00:00:51.480 --> 00:00:53.640 align:center
Lintik, p're. Baliw ka ba?

00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:55.599 align:center
Tinubuan ata uli ako ng buhok.

00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:56.680 align:center
Puta naman.

00:00:56.760 --> 00:00:58.199 align:center
Ano, nakakatakbo ba?

00:00:58.279 --> 00:01:01.559 align:center
Pero walang ingay.
Kahit kotse, deconstructed na.

00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:05.759 align:center
Hi, honey. Miss na kita.
Saan tayo pupunta?

00:01:06.360 --> 00:01:07.640 align:center
-Sino 'yan?
-Hmm?

00:01:15.600 --> 00:01:21.440 align:center
ALPHA MALES

00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:24.000 align:center
Pambihira ka.

00:01:24.080 --> 00:01:27.240 align:center
Talaga? Sige, magtawanan kayo.

00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:28.520 align:center
Pero ito ang future.

00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:31.399 align:center
Healthiest relationship ko na nga 'to.

00:01:31.479 --> 00:01:33.560 align:center
Magkakaanak ba kayo ng algorithm?

00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:35.720 align:center
Ano'ng pangalan ng Tamagotchi mo?

00:01:35.800 --> 00:01:38.320 align:center
Gago! May candidate na 'ko.

00:01:38.399 --> 00:01:40.040 align:center
Sino? 'Yong overqualified?

00:01:40.119 --> 00:01:42.960 align:center
Magko-confirm na lang siya.
Hinihintay ko ang tawag ng agency.

00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:44.520 align:center
So, naghahanap pa siya.

00:01:44.600 --> 00:01:46.759 align:center
Hindi. Walang kuwenta raw makipag-date.

00:01:46.839 --> 00:01:49.440 align:center
Akala mo, di ka kasali sa dahilan?

00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:54.000 align:center
Pedro, kailan mo 'ko aayaing lumabas?

00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:56.800 align:center
Sawang-sawa na 'ko sa pakikipag-usap.

00:01:56.880 --> 00:01:58.000 align:center
Monica, kumusta?

00:01:58.080 --> 00:01:59.240 align:center
Tirahin mo na 'yan!

00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:02.399 align:center
Monica, kumusta ka?

00:02:02.479 --> 00:02:06.280 align:center
Gusto ko, pero sa Linggo pa.
Kasama ko friends ko this weekend.

00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:09.440 align:center
Tara, guys!
Ibalik natin ang pagkalalaki natin!

00:02:09.519 --> 00:02:11.320 align:center
Balik factory settings tayo.

00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:15.880 align:center
Astig 'to! Weekend na may nature,
sports, healthy food…

00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:16.920 align:center
ALPHA MALES CAMP

00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.959 align:center
Oo, kailangan ko ding magpahinga konti.

00:02:20.440 --> 00:02:21.280 align:center
Cuckoo.

00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:24.000 align:center
Pag tinitingnan ko kayo,
basura nakikita ko!

00:02:25.160 --> 00:02:28.040 align:center
Kahihiyan kayo sa 'ming mga lalaki!

00:02:28.640 --> 00:02:31.959 align:center
"Gusto ko, maging mabuting asawa."
"Maging mabuting ama."

00:02:32.040 --> 00:02:34.959 align:center
Alam n'yo kung ano kayo? Mga basura!

00:02:35.480 --> 00:02:37.840 align:center
Kalahati sa inyo, di aabot ng bukas!

00:02:37.920 --> 00:02:39.000 align:center
Mga duwag!

00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:42.239 align:center
-Ano 'to?
-Nagbayad tayo ng 1,000 para mainsulto?

00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:46.160 align:center
Tingnan mo nga naman…
May dumadaldal na Marites.

00:02:47.320 --> 00:02:48.760 align:center
May problema ba?

00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:50.239 align:center
Wala naman.

00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:54.120 align:center
Ang totoo, naiintindihan ko
'yong motivational vibe mo.

00:02:54.200 --> 00:02:56.640 align:center
-Parang medyo ano lang…
-Medyo ano?

00:02:58.160 --> 00:03:01.519 align:center
Kasi nagpunta ako dito
para mag-relax at tumakas at–

00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:03.920 align:center
Ano’ng gagawin nila?

00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.239 align:center
Hoy! Ano'ng ginagawa n'yo? Puta!

00:03:06.959 --> 00:03:09.920 align:center
Uy, please naman!
Kliyente ako, nagbayad ako! Ako–

00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:14.640 align:center
Puta, ang lamig! Parang yelo!

00:03:14.720 --> 00:03:16.720 align:center
Sobrang lamig!

00:03:16.799 --> 00:03:18.799 align:center
May gusto pa bang magpa-spa?

00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:22.720 align:center
Sige, magsimula na tayo.

00:03:29.399 --> 00:03:31.519 align:center
Di talaga kayo naiinis kay Marimar?

00:03:31.600 --> 00:03:33.399 align:center
-Naaawa, oo.
-Ako, naiinggit.

00:03:33.480 --> 00:03:36.000 align:center
Sana may imaginary friend din akong
dahilan ng buhay ko.

00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:37.360 align:center
Mapapatay ko siya.

00:03:38.480 --> 00:03:42.200 align:center
Labas tayo bukas?
Nag-alpha male camp si Luis.

00:03:42.799 --> 00:03:44.079 align:center
Ay, totoo pala!

00:03:44.600 --> 00:03:46.079 align:center
Nag-deconstruct na sila,

00:03:46.160 --> 00:03:49.040 align:center
tapos babawiin uli nila
ang masculinity nila?

00:03:49.119 --> 00:03:50.679 align:center
Parang inahit na kilay,

00:03:50.760 --> 00:03:54.040 align:center
mas malago 'yong tutubo,
kaya ipapa-tattoo mo na lang.

00:03:54.119 --> 00:03:57.000 align:center
Akala ko, may kakatagpuing babae si Pedro.

00:03:57.079 --> 00:03:59.600 align:center
-May babae siya?
-Baka mga babae. Ewan.

00:03:59.679 --> 00:04:01.079 align:center
Pero kayo ba?

00:04:01.160 --> 00:04:03.160 align:center
Hindi, pero naiinis ako. Tatay na siya, e.

00:04:05.679 --> 00:04:07.679 align:center
Honey, nasa plane ka na?

00:04:07.760 --> 00:04:10.280 align:center
Hi! Nabago 'yong plano.

00:04:10.359 --> 00:04:12.200 align:center
Inimbitahan ako sa party.

00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:14.760 align:center
Punta ka kaya? Ang ganda ng hotel, o.

00:04:14.839 --> 00:04:15.920 align:center
-Ano?
-Sa Dubai?

00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.000 align:center
Punta ka bukas. Uwi tayo kinabukasan.

00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:20.240 align:center
-Susunduin ka ng jet.
-Pwede sumama?

00:04:20.320 --> 00:04:21.720 align:center
-Kasama ko sila.
-Hi!

00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:22.920 align:center
Hi!

00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.240 align:center
Oo naman! Pwede kayong sumama!

00:04:25.320 --> 00:04:27.880 align:center
Ewan ko, 24 oras lang kasi…

00:04:27.960 --> 00:04:30.039 align:center
Ako na'ng bahala. Ayan.

00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:34.479 align:center
Sama ako.
Bilang ina, mahalaga ang self-care.

00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:35.800 align:center
Totoo.

00:04:35.880 --> 00:04:38.320 align:center
May yaya si Daniela. E, ang mga anak mo?

00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:40.240 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:04:51.440 --> 00:04:53.320 align:center
Gapang, mga bulate!

00:04:54.880 --> 00:04:57.840 align:center
Hahambalusin ko kayo
nang maging lalaki kayo!

00:04:57.919 --> 00:04:58.919 align:center
Bilis!

00:05:00.919 --> 00:05:03.280 align:center
Sige! Galaw, galaw!

00:05:03.880 --> 00:05:06.200 align:center
Shit, di kasya 'yong paa ko!

00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:14.520 align:center
Bading ba kayo? Ba't ang hina n'yo?

00:05:14.599 --> 00:05:16.160 align:center
May gloves ba kayo?

00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:19.240 align:center
Akyat! Nasa'n ang testosterone n'yo?

00:05:19.320 --> 00:05:20.560 align:center
Akyat!

00:05:21.080 --> 00:05:23.360 align:center
Ano? Wala na ba kayong mga bayag?

00:05:23.440 --> 00:05:25.640 align:center
Nakakaamoy ng kahinaan ang mga babae.

00:05:26.919 --> 00:05:30.039 align:center
Dama nilang mga talunan kayo,
kaya kayo iniiwan.

00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:31.599 align:center
'Yon ba'ng gusto n'yo?

00:05:32.640 --> 00:05:33.919 align:center
'Yong ipagpalit kayo?

00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:35.200 align:center
O gusto n'yong makatira?

00:05:36.440 --> 00:05:37.800 align:center
Tinatanong ko kayo!

00:05:37.880 --> 00:05:39.039 align:center
Gusto naming tumira!

00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:40.520 align:center
Di ko kayo marinig!

00:05:40.599 --> 00:05:42.039 align:center
Gusto naming tumira!

00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:45.280 align:center
Tamang-tama, dahil kayo ang titirahin ko!

00:05:45.359 --> 00:05:47.960 align:center
Umiwas tayo sa military,
tapos dito din tayo napunta?

00:05:50.280 --> 00:05:52.359 align:center
-Iiwan n'yo kami dito?
-Yehey!

00:05:52.440 --> 00:05:54.400 align:center
Hindi. Iiwan ko kayo.

00:05:54.479 --> 00:05:56.560 align:center
Walang tiwala sa inyo si Papa n'yo,

00:05:56.640 --> 00:06:02.280 align:center
pero hahayaan kayo ni Mama
na patunayang responsable at mature kayo.

00:06:02.359 --> 00:06:04.919 align:center
-Parang di pa kami handa do'n.
-Ako, oo.

00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:08.800 align:center
Iris, may acting gig ako.
Kailangan kong umalis.

00:06:08.880 --> 00:06:11.640 align:center
Pag tumawag ang Papa,
nag-grocery 'ka mo ako.

00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.800 align:center
O nasa banyo, naliligo.
Sosorpresahin ko 'ka mo siya.

00:06:14.880 --> 00:06:16.479 align:center
Sisikat ka na talaga?

00:06:16.560 --> 00:06:18.720 align:center
Pinagsisikapan ko pa, anak.

00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:22.520 align:center
Pag tumawag si Pedro,
sabihin mo, nag-shoot ako ng commercial,

00:06:22.599 --> 00:06:24.280 align:center
o dinala ko si Gael sa park.

00:06:24.359 --> 00:06:25.840 align:center
Mangungulit 'yon, e.

00:06:25.919 --> 00:06:27.680 align:center
Ano pong gagawin mo sa Dubai?

00:06:27.760 --> 00:06:31.880 align:center
Papatayin ko din ang router,
para hindi gumana ang mga camera.

00:06:31.960 --> 00:06:36.640 align:center
Gusto kong alagaan si Gael,
pero ang dami ko nang overtime.

00:06:43.280 --> 00:06:45.240 align:center
Patri, masama ba 'kong ina?

00:06:45.840 --> 00:06:48.080 align:center
Hindi. Basta bayad ako.

00:07:10.599 --> 00:07:12.720 align:center
Magandang hapon. Ano hong sa inyo?

00:07:13.239 --> 00:07:15.200 align:center
Ikaw ba si Alex, anak ni Santiago Peralta?

00:07:15.799 --> 00:07:16.880 align:center
Oo.

00:07:16.960 --> 00:07:19.000 align:center
Ako si Eva, posibleng ina
ng stepsibling mo.

00:07:19.080 --> 00:07:23.560 align:center
-Ayos! Ako nag-sign up sa kanya.
-Pwedeng magtanong tungkol sa tatay mo?

00:07:23.640 --> 00:07:24.599 align:center
Mm…

00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:27.239 align:center
-Hindi. Pero upo ka do'n.
-Ay.

00:07:27.840 --> 00:07:32.000 align:center
-Anong eye shadow ang gusto mo?
-Ewan. Bihira akong mag-makeup.

00:07:32.080 --> 00:07:34.799 align:center
May lilac dito.
Perfect sa cool undertones mo.

00:07:35.760 --> 00:07:36.760 align:center
Tingnan natin.

00:07:37.799 --> 00:07:40.320 align:center
Bale, pagdating sa mga trauma mo,

00:07:40.400 --> 00:07:42.919 align:center
ilang porsyento ang kasalanan ng tatay mo?

00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:46.919 align:center
Parang… 30%?

00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:50.239 align:center
'Yong nakakamatay na gene, 50%.

00:07:51.359 --> 00:07:52.840 align:center
Sige, pikit ka.

00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:57.520 align:center
Sa'n mo ba kami dinala?

00:07:57.599 --> 00:07:58.960 align:center
Sa video, maganda.

00:07:59.039 --> 00:08:01.400 align:center
May sipon na yata ako.

00:08:01.479 --> 00:08:04.159 align:center
May menu kaya? Baka may QR code diyan.

00:08:04.239 --> 00:08:06.080 align:center
Baka katabi ng spa menu.

00:08:06.159 --> 00:08:08.880 align:center
Tama. Saka pa'no isi-scan?
Kinuha nila phones natin!

00:08:08.960 --> 00:08:10.560 align:center
Hinihintay ko ang tawag ng agency.

00:08:16.799 --> 00:08:18.840 align:center
Pero… nasa'n 'yong kubyertos?

00:08:18.919 --> 00:08:21.760 align:center
Excuse me, pwedeng paluto pa?
Konti pa sana.

00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:23.200 align:center
Manahimik ka.

00:08:23.280 --> 00:08:25.799 align:center
Parang nag-moo pa 'to, e. Ano 'to?

00:08:26.320 --> 00:08:27.320 align:center
Ano'ng sabi mo?

00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:30.479 align:center
Na mukhang masarap 'to.

00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:33.520 align:center
Maganda 'yong karne. Ayos 'to.

00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:36.400 align:center
Pero kasi… medyo hilaw, e.

00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:38.320 align:center
Tingnan mo, may dugo.

00:08:39.199 --> 00:08:42.760 align:center
Ang mga tunay na lalaki, carnivore.

00:08:43.280 --> 00:08:48.040 align:center
'Yong mga ninuno mo,
nangaso ng mga mammoth!

00:08:51.920 --> 00:08:56.360 align:center
Oo… pero niluto muna nila 'yon
sa apoy bago kainin, di ba?

00:08:58.440 --> 00:08:59.880 align:center
Gabi na, wag!

00:09:07.920 --> 00:09:11.840 align:center
Itong lintik na lipunang 'to,
ginawa kayong mga hunghang

00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:14.720 align:center
na hindi kayang mabuhay nang mag-isa.

00:09:14.800 --> 00:09:19.240 align:center
Pero sa loob nito,
mga tarantadong animal pa rin kayo.

00:09:20.040 --> 00:09:20.920 align:center
Ano kayo?

00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:22.400 align:center
Mga tarantadong animal.

00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:24.000 align:center
Lakasan n'yo, punyeta!

00:09:24.079 --> 00:09:25.280 align:center
Ano kayo?

00:09:25.360 --> 00:09:29.720 align:center
Mga tarantadong animal!

00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:33.400 align:center
Hindi ko makagat!

00:09:35.560 --> 00:09:37.120 align:center
Sergeant…

00:09:42.280 --> 00:09:43.880 align:center
Dito talaga tayo matutulog?

00:09:43.959 --> 00:09:45.000 align:center
Sa taas ako.

00:09:45.079 --> 00:09:46.800 align:center
Anong sa taas ka?

00:09:46.880 --> 00:09:50.240 align:center
Tara na! Baliw sila.
Dalawang beses nila 'kong nilublob.

00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:51.760 align:center
Ang daldal mo kasi.

00:09:51.839 --> 00:09:54.880 align:center
Kailangan ko ng diploma.
Hahanapin 'yon ni Marimar.

00:09:54.959 --> 00:09:58.880 align:center
Ano ba? First day pa lang, okay?
Sanayan lang 'to. Ang hihina n'yo.

00:09:58.959 --> 00:10:00.640 align:center
Sexist. Kailangan ko 'yong phone ko.

00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:02.400 align:center
Matulog na kayo, punyeta!

00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:03.760 align:center
Anong oras na ba?

00:10:03.839 --> 00:10:06.360 align:center
Ano… 8:30 p.m.

00:10:06.959 --> 00:10:10.000 align:center
Di ako makakatulog ng 8:30.
Merianda time ko 'to, e.

00:10:10.079 --> 00:10:11.320 align:center
Ano… Sergeant?

00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:15.920 align:center
Kasi… May hinihintay akong
importanteng tawag.

00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.600 align:center
Pwede bang mahiram muna 'yong phone ko?

00:10:18.680 --> 00:10:21.880 align:center
Ako din. Kukumustahin ko ang anak ko.
Bagong tatay ako.

00:10:21.959 --> 00:10:23.480 align:center
Ah… Nami-miss mo na ang anak mo?

00:10:23.560 --> 00:10:24.560 align:center
Oo, si Gael.

00:10:24.640 --> 00:10:27.079 align:center
Dapa! Singkuwentang push-ups!

00:10:27.160 --> 00:10:30.199 align:center
Babae dapat ang nag-aalaga
sa mga anak, gunggong!

00:10:32.560 --> 00:10:33.440 align:center
Pasensiya na.

00:10:33.520 --> 00:10:36.360 align:center
Pero nasa co-parenting agency ako, kaya–

00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:37.839 align:center
Co-parenting?

00:10:37.920 --> 00:10:39.880 align:center
-Oo.
-Ano naman 'yon?

00:10:39.959 --> 00:10:44.040 align:center
Serbisyong nag-uugnay
sa mga taong gustong maging magulang.

00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.280 align:center
Pero walang emotional
o sexual involvement.

00:10:48.040 --> 00:10:51.440 align:center
Di kailangang magkasama
ang partnership at parenthood.

00:10:51.520 --> 00:10:54.480 align:center
Paano kayo magkakaanak
nang hindi nagtitirahan?

00:10:54.560 --> 00:10:56.320 align:center
Sinisira n'yo 'yong pamilya.

00:10:57.600 --> 00:10:58.839 align:center
Sabi din ng asawa ko.

00:10:58.920 --> 00:11:01.959 align:center
Limampung push-ups din
para sa 'yo, sipsip!

00:11:02.040 --> 00:11:04.199 align:center
At ikaw, hinayupak ka,

00:11:04.280 --> 00:11:07.040 align:center
pag nanghiram ka pa ulit ng phone sa 'kin,

00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:09.280 align:center
isasaksak ko 'yon sa puwit mo

00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:12.520 align:center
na kapag tumawag ang nanay mo,
lalabasan ka.

00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:13.959 align:center
Naiintindihan mo ba?

00:11:16.719 --> 00:11:18.160 align:center
-Tumatawa ka ba?
-Hindi.

00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:20.040 align:center
Ay, oo. Sorry.

00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:26.480 align:center
Sorry, na-imagine ko lang kasi
'yong phone kong nagri-ring sa puwit…

00:11:28.640 --> 00:11:29.640 align:center
Hindi–

00:11:33.520 --> 00:11:35.400 align:center
Puta, matutuyo na 'ko, e.

00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:37.240 align:center
Shit.

00:11:40.400 --> 00:11:43.400 align:center
Shit, may aso! Ay, puta, 'yong aso!

00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:49.880 align:center
Okay ka na, p're?

00:11:49.959 --> 00:11:53.360 align:center
Hindi. Nag-aalala ako kay Gael.

00:11:54.079 --> 00:11:56.680 align:center
Puwes, umalis na tayo dito.

00:11:58.160 --> 00:11:59.760 align:center
Nakakawala 'yong mga aso.

00:11:59.839 --> 00:12:01.560 align:center
Pero kasi…

00:12:01.640 --> 00:12:04.240 align:center
Mga kliyente tayo.

00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:08.120 align:center
Ayoko nito. Unang gabi 'tong
napalayo ako sa anak ko.

00:12:08.199 --> 00:12:12.000 align:center
Wag kang mag-alala, p're.
Siguradong masaya siya sa nanay niya.

00:12:12.719 --> 00:12:14.160 align:center
Kumusta, Danielers?

00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:15.600 align:center
Magpa-party kami sa Dubai.

00:12:15.680 --> 00:12:20.040 align:center
Di porke ina ka, di ka na pwedeng
magka-quality time para sa sarili mo.

00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:22.719 align:center
Mommies, wag kalimutan ang inyong sarili.

00:12:24.920 --> 00:12:27.360 align:center
Ayun, may private jet flex na 'ko.

00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:29.160 align:center
Aksaya lang 'to ng pera.

00:12:29.240 --> 00:12:30.760 align:center
Polusyon pa.

00:12:30.839 --> 00:12:32.760 align:center
Good evening. Ako ang flight attendant.

00:12:32.839 --> 00:12:36.199 align:center
-Welcome sa ginintuang hawla ni Luz.
-Siraulo talaga.

00:12:36.280 --> 00:12:38.280 align:center
Lilipad tayo sa taas na 10,000 meters

00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.560 align:center
at iinom ng tatlong bote
ng French champagne.

00:12:40.640 --> 00:12:43.120 align:center
Kinukutya nila 'ko sa pag-iwan sa anak ko.

00:12:43.199 --> 00:12:46.079 align:center
-Kung ako ang tatay, wala silang masasabi.
-Hayaan mo na.

00:12:46.160 --> 00:12:48.680 align:center
Sumosobra na yata 'ko sa self-care?

00:12:48.760 --> 00:12:51.839 align:center
Good evening. Pakisuot ang seatbelts.
Magte-take off na tayo.

00:12:51.920 --> 00:12:53.520 align:center
Nag-sex kaya sila ng pilot?

00:12:53.599 --> 00:12:56.079 align:center
-Babae ang piloto?
-Oo. So?

00:12:56.160 --> 00:12:59.959 align:center
Talentado ang mga babae,
pero sa ibang mga bagay.

00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:11.520 align:center
Magsibangon kayo!

00:13:11.599 --> 00:13:14.760 align:center
May isang minuto kayo
para pumila sa labas!

00:13:14.839 --> 00:13:16.320 align:center
Anong oras na ba?

00:13:16.400 --> 00:13:17.440 align:center
4:30 a.m.

00:13:17.520 --> 00:13:18.880 align:center
-Napa'no ka?
-Hayop ka, Raul.

00:13:18.959 --> 00:13:20.920 align:center
Kilos na, mga hunghang!

00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:22.839 align:center
Wag ako. Si Marimar.

00:13:22.920 --> 00:13:24.400 align:center
Hindi ka niya mahal.

00:13:25.599 --> 00:13:28.199 align:center
Kunin ang bags at lumusong sa tubig!

00:13:28.280 --> 00:13:29.920 align:center
Lusong sa tubig!

00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:32.120 align:center
Sige na!

00:13:32.719 --> 00:13:34.160 align:center
Lusong!

00:13:34.680 --> 00:13:36.400 align:center
Kilos!

00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:39.719 align:center
Nilagyan nila ng yelo?
Ang lamig na nga, buwisit.

00:13:39.800 --> 00:13:40.920 align:center
Lusong sa tubig!

00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:46.880 align:center
Mga tarantadong animal!

00:13:47.599 --> 00:13:49.120 align:center
Ano'ng hinihintay n'yo?

00:13:49.199 --> 00:13:50.920 align:center
Kunin ang mga bag!

00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:00.680 align:center
Diyos ko!

00:14:05.079 --> 00:14:07.440 align:center
-Saan ka pupunta?
-Ha?

00:14:07.520 --> 00:14:08.959 align:center
Tinatarantado mo ba 'ko?

00:14:09.040 --> 00:14:11.320 align:center
Hindi. Pero sobrang lamig kasi.

00:14:11.400 --> 00:14:14.520 align:center
May nakikita ka bang "gunggong"
sa mukha ko?

00:14:14.599 --> 00:14:16.800 align:center
Wala, sir. Halata hong matalino kayo.

00:14:16.880 --> 00:14:18.079 align:center
Lusong na sa tubig!

00:14:18.880 --> 00:14:20.640 align:center
May hypertrophic cardiomyopathy ako.

00:14:20.719 --> 00:14:23.400 align:center
-Wala akong paki! Lusong na, punyeta!
-Hindi!

00:14:23.479 --> 00:14:24.719 align:center
Shit!

00:14:25.640 --> 00:14:27.599 align:center
Wag kang aahon hangga't di ko sinasabi!

00:14:27.680 --> 00:14:28.599 align:center
Di ko na kaya!

00:14:28.680 --> 00:14:31.040 align:center
Kaya mo 'yan.

00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:33.160 align:center
Ano'ng pangalan mo?

00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:34.640 align:center
Ako… Ako si Santiago.

00:14:34.719 --> 00:14:37.319 align:center
-Santiago, sabihin mo, "Lalaki ako!"
-Santi…

00:14:37.400 --> 00:14:39.479 align:center
-Lalaki ako.
-Mandirigma ako!

00:14:39.560 --> 00:14:42.479 align:center
Mandirigma ako! La… Lalaki ako!
Ako si Santiago! Mandirigma!

00:14:42.560 --> 00:14:45.719 align:center
Tarantado kang punyeta ka! Takbo!

00:14:45.800 --> 00:14:49.199 align:center
Puta! Mandirigma ako!

00:14:50.839 --> 00:14:51.880 align:center
Ako si Santiago!

00:14:51.959 --> 00:14:55.160 align:center
Mabuhay ang Espanya!

00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:56.760 align:center
Hello.

00:14:56.839 --> 00:14:58.839 align:center
-Mahal.
-Holy shit!

00:14:58.920 --> 00:15:00.640 align:center
Ito ang buhay na deserve ko.

00:15:00.719 --> 00:15:01.719 align:center
Shit.

00:15:02.800 --> 00:15:04.439 align:center
-Manta ray!
-Hello?

00:15:04.520 --> 00:15:07.560 align:center
-May mas malaki pa ba dito?
-Ano?

00:15:07.640 --> 00:15:09.800 align:center
Ang dapat mong sabihin,

00:15:09.880 --> 00:15:12.439 align:center
"Grabe. Ikaw talaga
ang best wife sa mundo."

00:15:12.520 --> 00:15:14.760 align:center
-Ikaw ang best wife sa mundo!
-Mismo.

00:15:14.839 --> 00:15:17.640 align:center
Teka, chine-check ko 'yong hashtag.

00:15:18.800 --> 00:15:20.680 align:center
-Bakit?
-Mga gago.

00:15:24.079 --> 00:15:26.719 align:center
-Lintik.
-Yaya ang nagpapasuso sa anak mo?

00:15:26.800 --> 00:15:30.520 align:center
Hindi. Sabihin n'yong di si Gael 'yan,
kambal ang anak ni Patri.

00:15:30.599 --> 00:15:34.000 align:center
Lagi mo siyang pino-post, e.
Mas malalang magsinungaling.

00:15:34.079 --> 00:15:36.800 align:center
Gustong i-cancel ng eco-diaper
ang contract ko.

00:15:36.880 --> 00:15:38.479 align:center
Ba't mo siya pino-post?

00:15:39.199 --> 00:15:41.160 align:center
Instamom ako. Kailangan ko ng Instababy.

00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:42.719 align:center
May pating!

00:15:42.800 --> 00:15:45.760 align:center
-Baka kasuhan ka niya paglaki niya.
-Kasuhan ako?

00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.640 align:center
-Libre 'to?
-Uuwi na 'ko sa Spain.

00:15:48.719 --> 00:15:51.199 align:center
Pero bakit? Na-post na 'yan, e.

00:15:51.280 --> 00:15:54.439 align:center
Mismo. Ang kailangan mo,
maglasing at magpakama.

00:15:54.520 --> 00:15:57.560 align:center
Puro babae lang ang party. Wala ding alak.

00:15:57.640 --> 00:15:59.400 align:center
Anong walang alak?

00:15:59.920 --> 00:16:00.760 align:center
Grabe…

00:16:05.359 --> 00:16:08.359 align:center
"Mag-enjoy nang ligtas
kasama ang mga babae."

00:16:08.439 --> 00:16:10.000 align:center
Anong klaseng party 'to?

00:16:10.079 --> 00:16:11.839 align:center
Safe space kasi 'to.

00:16:11.920 --> 00:16:12.959 align:center
Oo, boring space.

00:16:13.040 --> 00:16:15.040 align:center
Gets ko kung walang lalaki,
pero walang alak?

00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:19.520 align:center
Saka ka nga lang makakainom nang payapa
kapag walang lalaki, di ba?

00:16:19.599 --> 00:16:22.079 align:center
Magbabanyo muna 'ko.

00:16:25.719 --> 00:16:26.959 align:center
Nakaka-depress 'to.

00:16:27.040 --> 00:16:29.359 align:center
Shit, nabawasan ako ng 5,000 followers.

00:16:29.439 --> 00:16:30.640 align:center
Ibaba mo nga 'yan!

00:16:33.520 --> 00:16:34.880 align:center
Hindi!

00:16:41.959 --> 00:16:43.599 align:center
Parang ayoko na ng steak.

00:16:43.680 --> 00:16:45.479 align:center
Mas gusto ko ng protein shake.

00:16:46.160 --> 00:16:47.640 align:center
Di ko gets 'to.

00:16:47.719 --> 00:16:48.959 align:center
Last ka kasi kanina.

00:16:49.719 --> 00:16:51.839 align:center
Pa'no naging katawa-tawa 'to? Kasi pink?

00:16:51.920 --> 00:16:53.319 align:center
Tatakas ako mamaya.

00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:57.319 align:center
-Iiwan mo 'ko?
-Pa'no 'yong mga aso?

00:17:02.040 --> 00:17:03.479 align:center
Kalokohan 'to.

00:17:03.560 --> 00:17:06.159 align:center
Bakit di tayo pwedeng umalis
kung kailan natin gusto?

00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:07.440 align:center
Mga kliyente tayo!

00:17:07.520 --> 00:17:08.599 align:center
Eto na naman.

00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:11.640 align:center
May nagbasa ba
ng consent form na pinirmahan natin?

00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:14.760 align:center
-Nagbabasa ka ng pinipirmahan mo?
-Vitiated consent 'to.

00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:16.560 align:center
Santi, wag kang aalis.

00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:19.359 align:center
Tinapos ko 'yong deconstruction course mo.

00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:21.040 align:center
Di ka nilublob ni Patrick sa yelo.

00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:24.440 align:center
Di ka rin niya pinahiya
gamit ang tiara of shame.

00:17:24.520 --> 00:17:26.599 align:center
-Mahirap mag-reconstruct.
-Ayoko na!

00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:29.200 align:center
Isang araw na lang. Tapusin na lang natin.

00:17:29.280 --> 00:17:32.120 align:center
Bukas, meron tayong
extreme survival challenge.

00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:33.919 align:center
Ano? Marine ka na?

00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:36.560 align:center
Ewan ko, pero gusto ko 'to.

00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:39.200 align:center
Pakiramdam ko… mas brusko na 'ko.

00:17:43.040 --> 00:17:44.200 align:center
Kung okay kay Luis…

00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:51.360 align:center
-Hello?
-Santiago?

00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:53.080 align:center
Wala siya. Sino 'to?

00:17:53.159 --> 00:17:56.080 align:center
Si Eva, candidate sa co-parenting agency.

00:17:56.159 --> 00:17:57.000 align:center
Pasok ka.

00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.919 align:center
-Hello.
-Uy..

00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:07.520 align:center
Ako si Blanca, ex niya.

00:18:07.600 --> 00:18:08.640 align:center
Nice to meet you.

00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:13.320 align:center
Gusto ko lang tingnan ang lifestyle niya.
Inaalam ko kung okay siyang ama.

00:18:13.399 --> 00:18:15.560 align:center
Tinitiyak ko, hindi. Pero halika.

00:18:17.399 --> 00:18:19.399 align:center
Mabait naman siya, okay?

00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:21.760 align:center
Nabanggit niya 'yong ten bodies sa Tinder?

00:18:21.840 --> 00:18:23.120 align:center
Para makalimutan ka?

00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:25.240 align:center
-Ako 'yong pangsampu. Ayun.
-Wow.

00:18:25.320 --> 00:18:28.520 align:center
Hindi kami, okay? Pero hindi ako aalis.

00:18:29.040 --> 00:18:31.240 align:center
Di ko aalagaan ang anak mo.

00:18:49.960 --> 00:18:51.679 align:center
Nag-eenjoy ka, ha?

00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:53.200 align:center
Ang wild mo, ha.

00:18:53.800 --> 00:18:56.240 align:center
-Paz, usap nga tayo.
-Sa wakas.

00:18:56.919 --> 00:18:58.080 align:center
Ha?

00:18:58.159 --> 00:19:01.880 align:center
Di para sa 'yo ang buhay mag-asawa.
Gets ko, pero aminin mo na.

00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:03.320 align:center
Magsabi ka lang.

00:19:03.399 --> 00:19:07.480 align:center
Ang gusto ko, may sarili akong buhay,
sarili kong oras–

00:19:07.560 --> 00:19:09.760 align:center
Okay. Mag-open relationship tayo.

00:19:09.840 --> 00:19:12.360 align:center
Pero may isa lang akong ipagbabawal.

00:19:13.320 --> 00:19:16.040 align:center
Iwasan mo 'yong Raul na 'yon.
Buwisit ako do'n.

00:19:16.120 --> 00:19:20.080 align:center
Pero… gusto mo ng open relationship?

00:19:21.640 --> 00:19:24.520 align:center
Ang gusto ko, maging masaya ka.

00:19:26.159 --> 00:19:28.480 align:center
Tapos na ang krisis. Sayaw na tayo.

00:19:29.800 --> 00:19:32.600 align:center
Inimbitahan ni Kuya
'yong friends niya, nagpa-party siya.

00:19:33.200 --> 00:19:34.040 align:center
Ano?

00:19:34.120 --> 00:19:37.159 align:center
Nakita niya ang susi sa cabinet mo,
iniinom nila ang alak mo.

00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:40.200 align:center
Sabihin mo, lagot siya sa 'kin.
Nagtatrabaho ako…

00:19:40.280 --> 00:19:42.800 align:center
Nakahandusay siya. Kukunan ko ng video.

00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:44.800 align:center
Anong nakahandusay?

00:19:45.399 --> 00:19:46.560 align:center
Bakit?

00:19:47.080 --> 00:19:48.960 align:center
Hala!

00:19:49.040 --> 00:19:51.040 align:center
Ulises. Ulises!

00:19:52.159 --> 00:19:53.360 align:center
-Iris!
-Ano'ng gagawin ko?

00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:54.640 align:center
-Si Ulises.
-Bakit?

00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:55.919 align:center
Tumawag ka ng 911.

00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:57.480 align:center
-Hindi!
-Tawagan ko ba si Papa?

00:19:57.560 --> 00:20:00.560 align:center
Hindi, wag. Teka, tatawagan kita ulit.

00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:01.720 align:center
Ano'ng problema?

00:20:01.800 --> 00:20:04.960 align:center
'Yong anak ko,
ngayong gabi pa piniling maglasing.

00:20:05.560 --> 00:20:08.000 align:center
Di ba? Ang bata pa nila para iwan.

00:20:08.080 --> 00:20:09.280 align:center
Manahimik ka, di ka nanay.

00:20:09.360 --> 00:20:11.000 align:center
Tawagan mo ang kapitbahay.

00:20:11.080 --> 00:20:12.399 align:center
Hindi, tsismosa 'yon.

00:20:12.919 --> 00:20:15.520 align:center
Bakit ba 'ko nandito? Anak ko!

00:20:15.600 --> 00:20:16.720 align:center
Iris!

00:20:16.800 --> 00:20:18.399 align:center
Okay na. Tinawagan ko si Marimar.

00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:20.000 align:center
-Bakit?
-Ano?

00:20:20.080 --> 00:20:22.560 align:center
Nurse siya, di ba? Papunta na siya.

00:20:24.560 --> 00:20:25.679 align:center
Ano'ng nangyari?

00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.000 align:center
Pwede mahiram ang jet mo?

00:20:34.280 --> 00:20:35.560 align:center
-Tara na!
-Ha?

00:20:35.640 --> 00:20:37.200 align:center
Sino'ng sasama?

00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:39.919 align:center
-Aalis ka talaga?
-Walang kuwentang kaibigan.

00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:44.520 align:center
Pag aalis na kayo,
pakikuha 'yong phone ko.

00:20:44.600 --> 00:20:48.200 align:center
Kausapin natin sila.
Sabihin nating aalis na tayo.

00:20:48.280 --> 00:20:50.440 align:center
Sige. I-distract mo sila.

00:20:50.520 --> 00:20:52.360 align:center
Hindi, sabay na tayo.

00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:54.880 align:center
Santi, magsi-spa ka na naman niyan.

00:21:01.080 --> 00:21:03.360 align:center
Tara na. Sasama ka ba o ano?

00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:04.440 align:center
Eto na.

00:21:05.120 --> 00:21:06.120 align:center
Relax.

00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:08.640 align:center
'Tang ina, relax? Halika na.

00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:12.000 align:center
-Sa'n ka pupunta?
-See you.

00:21:12.800 --> 00:21:14.800 align:center
Anong "See you"?

00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:21.000 align:center
Shit! 'Yong mga aso!

00:21:21.080 --> 00:21:22.040 align:center
Shit!

00:21:25.520 --> 00:21:26.679 align:center
Diyos ko!

00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:32.600 align:center
Lintik.

00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:40.600 align:center
Hello? Pwedeng pumasok?

00:21:47.520 --> 00:21:49.760 align:center
Hindi! Ay, Diyos ko!

00:21:59.159 --> 00:22:00.159 align:center
Sergeant?

00:22:05.280 --> 00:22:07.320 align:center
Sorry.

00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:32.640 align:center
-Ano'ng sabi niya?
-Shit.

00:22:34.600 --> 00:22:36.840 align:center
Wala. Busy siya.

00:22:38.120 --> 00:22:39.200 align:center
Anong busy?

00:22:40.320 --> 00:22:43.399 align:center
Nanonood sila ng pelikula ng tauhan niya.

00:22:43.919 --> 00:22:44.960 align:center
Sa sofa.

00:22:46.120 --> 00:22:47.200 align:center
Nagse-share ng kumot.

00:22:48.439 --> 00:22:49.640 align:center
Bakla sila!

00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:52.880 align:center
Huy! Wala 'kong sinabing ganiyan!
Dinescribe ko lang 'yong nakita ko.

00:22:53.399 --> 00:22:55.240 align:center
Papatayin nila tayo. Tara na!

00:22:55.320 --> 00:22:56.480 align:center
E, 'yong diploma?

00:22:56.560 --> 00:22:58.360 align:center
Hayaan n'yo na 'yon!

00:22:58.439 --> 00:23:01.000 align:center
Sa'n ka pupunta?
Dala ni Pedro 'yong kotse.

00:23:01.080 --> 00:23:03.200 align:center
Pumara tayo sa daan.
May magpapasakay sa 'tin.

00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:06.320 align:center
Nasa kasukalan tayo.
Pa'no kung may baboy-ramo?

00:23:06.399 --> 00:23:09.600 align:center
-Akala ko, matapang ka?
-Dito na tayo. Ano ba'ng mangyayari?

00:23:09.679 --> 00:23:11.280 align:center
Wala ka namang nakitang weird.

00:23:39.240 --> 00:23:40.200 align:center
Shit.

00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:42.320 align:center
Bakit nakabukas ang alarm?

00:23:43.360 --> 00:23:44.320 align:center
Patricia, ako 'to!

00:23:44.399 --> 00:23:47.040 align:center
-Sir, tinakot mo ako!
-Ba't bukas ang alarm?

00:23:47.120 --> 00:23:50.679 align:center
Ang laki ng bahay n'yo,
nakakatakot mag-isa sa gabi.

00:23:51.600 --> 00:23:54.000 align:center
Anong mag-isa? Nasa'n si Daniela?

00:23:54.520 --> 00:23:57.520 align:center
Di ako magpo-post ng Story
na may breast cancer ako.

00:23:57.600 --> 00:24:00.200 align:center
May issue na nga 'ko
do'n sa spiked drink, e.

00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:01.840 align:center
Okay na si Ulises.

00:24:01.919 --> 00:24:04.800 align:center
Binigyan ko na ng thiamine
at glucose serum. May malay na siya.

00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:08.520 align:center
Maraming salamat, Marimar.
Pauwi na 'ko. Malapit na ako.

00:24:08.600 --> 00:24:10.520 align:center
Okay lang, hihintayin kita.

00:24:12.280 --> 00:24:13.280 align:center
Ga'no pa katagal?

00:24:14.560 --> 00:24:16.560 align:center
-Tatlong oras.
-Bilisan mo nga!

00:24:26.520 --> 00:24:28.200 align:center
Bangon na, mga supot!

00:24:28.280 --> 00:24:30.120 align:center
Labas na!

00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:34.560 align:center
Pansin n'yo sigurong 11 na lang kayo.

00:24:35.520 --> 00:24:39.439 align:center
Meron kasing hampaslupang
sumuko at tumakas kagabi.

00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:42.640 align:center
Lagi 'yong nangyayari dito.

00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:49.919 align:center
Kaya idadagdag natin 'yong mukha
ng duwag na 'yon sa koleksiyon natin.

00:24:52.360 --> 00:24:54.320 align:center
May iba pa bang duwag dito?

00:24:56.280 --> 00:25:00.480 align:center
Meron pa ba sa inyong gustong pasanin
ang gano'ng kahihiyan habambuhay?

00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:05.720 align:center
Kung gano'n, kunin n'yo
ang mga bag n'yo at lumusong na!

00:25:05.800 --> 00:25:07.520 align:center
Sige na! Galaw, galaw!

00:25:07.600 --> 00:25:09.240 align:center
Magdudusa kayo!

00:25:09.320 --> 00:25:11.080 align:center
Santiago. Halika.

00:25:11.159 --> 00:25:13.320 align:center
Naku. Gusto kong tumakbo, sir.

00:25:13.399 --> 00:25:16.040 align:center
Saka maligo. Nakaka-energize ng umaga.

00:25:16.120 --> 00:25:18.080 align:center
-Sabi nang halika!
-Hindi, pero–

00:25:22.120 --> 00:25:23.520 align:center
Ano'ng gagawin natin?

00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:34.040 align:center
Wala akong nakita.

00:25:34.120 --> 00:25:36.600 align:center
Seryoso. Sleepwalker ako.

00:25:36.679 --> 00:25:40.199 align:center
Mukha lang akong gising,
pero wala 'kong nakita, narinig…

00:25:42.679 --> 00:25:45.800 align:center
Saka kahit sino naman,
malayang gawin ang gusto nila.

00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:47.840 align:center
Sino ba'ng di nagse-share
ng kumot sa tropa?

00:25:47.919 --> 00:25:49.760 align:center
Nagkakilala kami ni Juanan 8 years ago,

00:25:49.840 --> 00:25:52.720 align:center
sa Paratroopers Brigade,
Fifth Infantry Regiment.

00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:55.000 align:center
Mula noon…

00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:56.840 align:center
magkaibigan na kami.

00:25:58.159 --> 00:26:00.520 align:center
Masarap magkaro'n ng kaibigan.
Tatlo 'yong akin.

00:26:00.600 --> 00:26:03.240 align:center
Matalik na magkaibigan.

00:26:03.760 --> 00:26:06.120 align:center
Magka… ibigan.

00:26:06.199 --> 00:26:10.040 align:center
Oo. Parang Brokeback Mountain?

00:26:10.120 --> 00:26:11.120 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:13.040 align:center
Napakagandang movie.

00:26:13.120 --> 00:26:14.360 align:center
Di ko pa napapanood.

00:26:14.439 --> 00:26:16.159 align:center
Magugustuhan mo 'yon.

00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:17.679 align:center
Mas gusto ko ang Marvel.

00:26:17.760 --> 00:26:20.040 align:center
Oo, maganda din 'yon.

00:26:20.120 --> 00:26:21.840 align:center
Mas sexist lang, kaya…

00:26:21.919 --> 00:26:26.040 align:center
Santiago, may asawa at tatlong anak ako.
Ito ang nagpapakain sa kanila.

00:26:26.120 --> 00:26:30.000 align:center
-Mag-iiwan ako ng magandang review–
-Wala akong paki do'n.

00:26:30.080 --> 00:26:31.640 align:center
Pwedeng manahimik ka?

00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:33.399 align:center
Sige. Patriarchal pact.

00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:34.600 align:center
Ano 'yon?

00:26:35.919 --> 00:26:37.439 align:center
Ibig sabihin, mananahimik ako.

00:26:53.560 --> 00:26:55.159 align:center
Di ba mahirap mamuhay nang ganiyan?

00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:57.560 align:center
Nagkukunwari, tinatago ang nararamdaman

00:26:57.640 --> 00:26:59.560 align:center
sa likod ng toxic masculinity?

00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.040 align:center
Siyempre mahirap! Ano'ng akala mo?

00:27:02.120 --> 00:27:03.240 align:center
Bakit ka nagtatago?

00:27:03.320 --> 00:27:05.040 align:center
Lalaki ako.

00:27:05.800 --> 00:27:07.960 align:center
Ang lalaki, di nagpapakita ng feelings.

00:27:08.040 --> 00:27:12.800 align:center
Buong araw kang sumisigaw, at…
feeling din naman ang galit.

00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:17.720 align:center
Umalis ka na! Nililito mo 'ko!

00:27:17.800 --> 00:27:20.399 align:center
Hindi, wag kang magtago. Mag-usap tayo.

00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:22.720 align:center
Iba na ang ibig sabihin
ng pagiging lalaki.

00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:26.080 align:center
Di ka ba nabibigatan sa ganiyan?

00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:29.520 align:center
Nabibigatan.

00:27:30.040 --> 00:27:32.240 align:center
Pwede na tayong magpakatotoo.

00:27:32.320 --> 00:27:34.720 align:center
At tanggapin ang kahinaan natin

00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:37.360 align:center
kasi pwede namang umiyak ang lalaki.

00:27:46.040 --> 00:27:47.120 align:center
Ganiyan nga.

00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:49.760 align:center
Ganiyan, ilabas mo.

00:27:49.840 --> 00:27:51.520 align:center
Ilabas mo lahat.

00:27:53.199 --> 00:27:55.600 align:center
Ulises! Nandito na si Mama!

00:28:02.280 --> 00:28:03.480 align:center
Iris?

00:28:09.560 --> 00:28:11.800 align:center
Ah… Hello?

00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:17.080 align:center
Ay, nakatulog ako, sorry.

00:28:17.600 --> 00:28:18.720 align:center
Salamat, Marimar.

00:28:18.800 --> 00:28:19.960 align:center
Walang problema.

00:28:20.040 --> 00:28:21.199 align:center
Makakaalis ka na.

00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:26.800 align:center
Ayaw niya niyan. Naiinitan siya.

00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:29.800 align:center
Makinig ka.

00:28:30.600 --> 00:28:33.959 align:center
Wag mong sasabihin 'to kay Luis, ha?

00:28:34.040 --> 00:28:36.560 align:center
Di ko nasabing may trabaho ako kagabi.

00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:38.959 align:center
Na-cast kasi ako, may shooting ako.

00:28:39.040 --> 00:28:40.600 align:center
Sige, atin-atin lang 'to.

00:28:40.679 --> 00:28:42.320 align:center
Ang bait mo, Marimar.

00:28:42.840 --> 00:28:44.320 align:center
Gagawin mo rin 'to sa 'kin.

00:28:45.800 --> 00:28:46.679 align:center
Bye.

00:28:59.320 --> 00:29:01.600 align:center
-Di ba nagpapakalalaki ka sa malayo?
-Ikaw?

00:29:01.679 --> 00:29:03.280 align:center
Di ba dapat inaalagaan mo si Gael?

00:29:03.360 --> 00:29:05.320 align:center
Ayokong makipag-away.
Dami ko nang problema.

00:29:05.399 --> 00:29:07.080 align:center
Kung aalis ka, magsabi ka.

00:29:07.159 --> 00:29:09.520 align:center
Di naman tayo. Wala tayong dapat itago.

00:29:09.600 --> 00:29:11.280 align:center
E, di 'yon din ang gawin mo.

00:29:11.360 --> 00:29:13.560 align:center
-May tinatago ba 'ko?
-Ewan. Meron ba?

00:29:17.639 --> 00:29:18.639 align:center
Ha?

00:29:19.879 --> 00:29:20.959 align:center
Babalik ako.

00:29:25.520 --> 00:29:28.520 align:center
Hi. Kumusta? Nasa'n si Pedro?

00:29:29.040 --> 00:29:32.199 align:center
Kung gusto mong matikman siya,
sige, pero wag mo 'kong gaguhin.

00:29:33.120 --> 00:29:34.000 align:center
Ano?

00:29:34.080 --> 00:29:37.360 align:center
-Alam kong ikaw ang nag-post no'n.
-Ng ano?

00:29:37.439 --> 00:29:39.879 align:center
Na yaya ang nagpapasuso
sa anak ko. Umamin ka.

00:29:39.959 --> 00:29:41.360 align:center
Ano'ng pinagsasabi mo?

00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.000 align:center
Patingin ng phone mo.

00:29:43.080 --> 00:29:44.840 align:center
-Tumigil ka nga!
-Patingin!

00:29:48.040 --> 00:29:50.480 align:center
-Buksan mo!
-Ayoko!

00:29:51.560 --> 00:29:52.679 align:center
Loka-loka!

00:29:52.760 --> 00:29:55.919 align:center
Wag kang magpapadala
sa Instamom vibe ko. Palaban ako!

00:29:56.520 --> 00:29:58.280 align:center
Oo. Tara na.

00:30:06.959 --> 00:30:08.040 align:center
Nasa'n si Santi?

00:30:08.560 --> 00:30:10.360 align:center
-Pinatay na.
-Manahimik ka nga!

00:30:10.439 --> 00:30:12.280 align:center
Attention, squad!

00:30:17.360 --> 00:30:20.040 align:center
Masama ang pakiramdam ni Sergeant Barbero,

00:30:20.560 --> 00:30:23.280 align:center
nakiusap siyang ako ang manguna
sa training session na 'to.

00:30:23.879 --> 00:30:25.919 align:center
Kaya lilipat na tayo

00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:27.879 align:center
sa bagong konsepto

00:30:27.959 --> 00:30:30.840 align:center
kung ano'ng ibig sabihin
ng pagiging lalaki!

00:30:31.399 --> 00:30:32.240 align:center
Ha?

00:30:33.520 --> 00:30:35.199 align:center
Unang exercise!

00:30:35.280 --> 00:30:37.240 align:center
Hatakin ang katabi

00:30:37.840 --> 00:30:39.360 align:center
at yakapin siya.

00:30:41.360 --> 00:30:43.320 align:center
Magyakapan kayo, lintik!

00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.760 align:center
Ano 'to? Lumayo ka nga!

00:30:50.040 --> 00:30:53.399 align:center
Hindi! Sorry! Yayakapin ko na siya!

00:30:54.560 --> 00:30:55.520 align:center
Diyos ko!

00:31:00.360 --> 00:31:03.040 align:center
Hahambalusin ko kayo
nang ma-deconstruct kayo!

00:31:04.760 --> 00:31:07.800 align:center
Gusto niya ng open relationship
dahil mahal niya 'ko o sawa na siya?

00:31:07.879 --> 00:31:11.040 align:center
-Ba't hiningi mo 'yon kay Raul dati?
-Di ako naniniwala sa monogamy.

00:31:11.120 --> 00:31:12.760 align:center
Ako din, pagdating sa santa-santita.

00:31:12.840 --> 00:31:14.679 align:center
-Eto na naman.
-Gusto niya ng buhay ko!

00:31:14.760 --> 00:31:17.800 align:center
Gusto niya 'yong asawa at mga anak ko.
Kasi wala siyang gano'n.

00:31:17.879 --> 00:31:20.040 align:center
Tigilan mo na si Marimar.
Tinulungan ka na nga.

00:31:20.120 --> 00:31:22.360 align:center
Gusto ko siyang kamuhian
pero wala 'kong dahilan.

00:31:22.439 --> 00:31:24.120 align:center
Lalo tuloy akong nainis.

00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:25.600 align:center
Ang gulo mo.

00:31:25.679 --> 00:31:28.480 align:center
Oo, alam ko.
At least dito, nakakainom ako.

00:31:41.320 --> 00:31:43.320 align:center
Sa wakas. Paalis na 'ko, e.

00:31:43.399 --> 00:31:44.560 align:center
Rafa, harassment na 'to.

00:31:44.639 --> 00:31:47.800 align:center
Di 'yon ang rason ba't nandito ako.
Kailangan ko ng pagbabago.

00:31:47.879 --> 00:31:48.720 align:center
Talaga?

00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.120 align:center
Magbukas tayo ng restaurant?

00:31:51.199 --> 00:31:53.520 align:center
Tantanan mo na nga 'ko!

00:31:53.600 --> 00:31:54.840 align:center
Irereport kita.

00:31:54.919 --> 00:31:56.040 align:center
May pera ako.

00:32:00.320 --> 00:32:01.840 align:center
Uy! Kumusta?

00:32:02.520 --> 00:32:04.719 align:center
Okay na okay. Tingnan mo.

00:32:04.800 --> 00:32:07.159 align:center
Patingin. Magaling, honey.

00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:10.000 align:center
Heterosexual naman ako.
Pero pwede namang patatagin pa.

00:32:10.080 --> 00:32:14.040 align:center
Nga pala, nag-abiso 'yong judicial police.

00:32:14.120 --> 00:32:16.760 align:center
-Ano'ng ginawa mo?
-Ako? Wala.

00:32:18.199 --> 00:32:20.199 align:center
CRIME/OFFENSE: SEXUAL ASSAULT

00:32:21.280 --> 00:32:22.679 align:center
Ay, oo.

00:32:22.760 --> 00:32:26.280 align:center
Natiketan kasi ako.
Krimen ang overspeeding.

00:32:26.360 --> 00:32:27.639 align:center
Ga'no kabilis ang takbo mo?

00:32:27.719 --> 00:32:29.320 align:center
Kumusta ka na, prinsesa?

00:32:30.560 --> 00:32:31.760 align:center
Di mabuti.

00:32:31.840 --> 00:32:36.240 align:center
Pumunta ako sa child protection services,
matanda na daw tayo para mag-ampon.

00:32:36.320 --> 00:32:37.320 align:center
Naku!

00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:47.439 align:center
Uy, ang alpha male!
Bumalik na ba ang pagkalalaki mo?

00:32:48.760 --> 00:32:51.000 align:center
Wow! Amoy na amoy ko ang testosterone!

00:32:53.120 --> 00:32:57.919 align:center
Sa sobrang tanga mo,
di mo na alam kung ga'no ka katanga.

00:33:00.199 --> 00:33:02.240 align:center
-Yes!
-Bakit?

00:33:02.840 --> 00:33:05.959 align:center
Pinili ako ni Eva.
Magiging tatay na 'ko. Yes!

00:33:06.040 --> 00:33:07.399 align:center
Talaga? Di ko gets.

00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:08.520 align:center
Hi…

00:33:08.600 --> 00:33:10.439 align:center
Oo, kakakita ko lang ng match.

00:33:10.520 --> 00:33:12.679 align:center
Ano nang gagawin ko?

00:33:12.760 --> 00:33:16.800 align:center
Itransfer ko na ba ang 400 euros
para makuha ko 'yong number niya…?

00:33:16.879 --> 00:33:19.240 align:center
Wag na. Pumunta siya dito sa bahay.

00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:21.080 align:center
Ano?

00:33:21.159 --> 00:33:22.600 align:center
May number niya 'ko.

00:33:23.120 --> 00:33:24.399 align:center
300 ang kapalit.

00:33:30.600 --> 00:33:32.959 align:center
Puta, ang sarap!

00:33:34.040 --> 00:33:35.959 align:center
Mula 'yon sa puso.

00:33:36.679 --> 00:33:38.879 align:center
Nakakadagdag-pogi points, ha?

00:33:41.080 --> 00:33:42.000 align:center
Monica.

00:33:42.080 --> 00:33:44.320 align:center
-Bago pa 'to mapunta kung saan…
-O?

00:33:44.399 --> 00:33:47.280 align:center
May lilinawin lang ako
na di ko pa nasasabi…

00:33:47.360 --> 00:33:49.240 align:center
-Gusto mong makipagtalik?
-Oo.

00:33:50.399 --> 00:33:53.840 align:center
Nasa bahay ko ang ex ko at may anak kami,
pero di na kami magkakabalikan.

00:33:53.919 --> 00:33:58.360 align:center
Tapos na kami kasi ang sama niya sa 'kin.
Basura ang trato niya sa 'kin.

00:33:58.439 --> 00:34:00.919 align:center
Gano'n naman talaga ang ex.

00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.320 align:center
Di siya magtatagal sa bahay.

00:34:03.840 --> 00:34:04.679 align:center
Okay.

00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:06.639 align:center
Puta, siya 'yan?

00:34:06.719 --> 00:34:09.120 align:center
Hindi. Di ito ang bahay ko.

00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:12.199 align:center
Ito pa 'yong sasabihin ko sana.
Excuse me lang, ha?

00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:14.719 align:center
E, nasa'n ako?

00:34:19.799 --> 00:34:20.920 align:center
Ba't ka nandito?

00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:23.839 align:center
Shit! Dahan-dahan naman.
May cardiopathy ako.

00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:26.760 align:center
-Kasama ko 'yong Tinder girl.
-Di 'to love shack.

00:34:26.839 --> 00:34:28.560 align:center
-Umalis ka na.
-Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.639 align:center
May pinapanood ako, e.
Ayaw magpahiram ni Blanca ng remote.

00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.000 align:center
Tahimik lang ako–

00:34:33.080 --> 00:34:35.360 align:center
-Guys, ba't nandito kayo?
-E, ikaw?

00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:40.600 align:center
Di ako makatulog, maglilinis sana 'ko.
Energized pa 'ko sa bootcamp–

00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:43.560 align:center
-Wala ako, magkakasama kayo?
-Di 'to planado!

00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:46.679 align:center
Maglalaro ako ng PlayStation.
Tulog na si Marimar.

00:34:46.760 --> 00:34:47.839 align:center
Hindi, nauna ako.

00:34:48.520 --> 00:34:50.080 align:center
-Akin na.
-Hoy!

00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:52.159 align:center
Stressed talaga 'ko.

00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:55.040 align:center
Nireport ako ng hostess
dahil hinalikan ko siya.

00:34:55.120 --> 00:34:56.679 align:center
Bakit mo siya hinalikan?

00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:58.360 align:center
Kasi nagse-celebrate kami.

00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:00.600 align:center
Si Diego din naman.
Ba't ako lang nireport?

00:35:00.680 --> 00:35:02.720 align:center
Gay siya. Di niya iisiping
minomolestiya siya.

00:35:02.799 --> 00:35:05.240 align:center
Bisexual ako. Ano ako? Semi-aggressor?

00:35:05.319 --> 00:35:06.440 align:center
Pwedeng umalis na kayo?

00:35:06.520 --> 00:35:11.640 align:center
Nilinaw ni Patrick na lahat ng lalaki,
potential sexual aggressors.

00:35:12.160 --> 00:35:13.920 align:center
-Sino'ng gusto ng margarita?
-Pedro?

00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:15.040 align:center
Eto na.

00:35:24.640 --> 00:35:26.280 align:center
Di ako maglalaba ng kubrekama.

00:35:28.120 --> 00:35:29.400 align:center
Isa lang.

00:36:26.720 --> 00:36:29.120 align:center
Nagsalin ng Subtitle: J. Ignacio
ro?