[classical music playing]
Oh, poor thing. Today he's getting two vaccines.
That's the worst.
Why two? Two jabs is a lot.
[doctor] Yeah, for pneumococcus and rotavirus.
We could spread them out up to two months.
Since we're here, he should get both vaccines, right?
It'd be better to avoid injecting him twice in one day.
It only takes a minute.
But he really hates it.
That damn needle hurts so much.
Guys, right? [scoffs]
-He's never given birth. -[chuckles]
Here we go with "he's never given birth" again. [sighs]
Pedro, men have a lower pain threshold.
-It's a fact, not an insult. -[exhales] And how would you know?
Have you ever had a ball smack you square in the nuts, lady?
That hurts like a hundred births.
Do you know what it's like to be dilating all day
and then cut open through seven layers of tissue?
Well, if women are so strong and can withstand pain so well,
why did you freak out and beg for an epidural?
Whatever, sir. It was just a stupid joke. Am I right?
-No, not whatever. -I mean--
I'm gonna show you where my pain threshold is.
Anyone got a lighter?
Are you serious?
[exhales, grunts]
I burned myself. Fuck! [grunts]
[exhales] Both vaccines.
Yeah.
ALPHA MALES
Lucía, do you have a second to talk?
Shit. She won't even look at me.
Look, Raúl, I talked to her. [sighs]
And she's willing to drop her complaint.
So the prosecutor will likely dismiss the case.
Oh, fucking unbelievable. Thanks, dude.
But she refuses to keep working with you.
She's leaving? I'll write up a letter of recommendation.
No.
[sighs] It's better if you sell me your shares.
Diego, I've already said no.
Well, either you leave with a lot of money and the case is dropped,
or you're tried for sexual assault.
Special adoption is an alternate path for parents
who have a strong sense of family values.
And there's no waiting list?
Here, the ones waiting are the children.
There are families who wait at least eight years to get a healthy child.
[chuckles] This is the checklist
with all the medical conditions these little ones suffer from.
You have to check the ones you feel prepared for.
Cerebral palsy, partial or total blindness,
degrees of deafness, missing limbs.
-Heart disease, achondroplasia. -No, I can't decide. It's too hard.
Let God decide.
No, not God or we'll get the worst one.
Santi, a relationship comes and goes, but when you're a father,
you end up stuck with a child for life.
Yeah, but showing up at my house to interview my ex and my daughter.
-I'm just saying. -You stalked me on LinkedIn.
That's not the same thing.
-Eva, your pap smear came back normal. -Oh, that's great.
We're going to do blood work and a follicle count.
-And for you, a serology test -[Eva] Mm-hmm.
And a semen analysis.
Now? Uh, we actually just came to ask for a quote.
Well, that depends, among other things, on your semen.
The worse the quality, the more expensive the procedure.
I'll be in the cafeteria.
-Wow. Took you long enough. -Mm.
Yeah, it's all a bit cold. Don't you think?
-I kind of like it. -Right.
I know it's not supposed to be romantic, but…
I get a sense when I'm with you that you're not very maternal.
Uh, no.
-[chuckles] -Then why be a mother?
I don't know, for the experience.
-[chuckles] For the experience? -[scoffs] What's your reason?
Uh, because I feel lonely.
Oh, and that's better? Adopt a dog.
-You adopt one. -[scoffs]
-Oh hey, let's get plastered. -[sighs] What for?
To celebrate our first fight as co-parents?
To remove our filters and get into the deep shit, Santi.
Well, I'm sorry, but I have a friend's birthday.
Perfect. Let's go.
-You're inviting yourself? -Is that a problem?
No, no…
[exhales]
49, can you believe it?
I do. Look at your face.
-[Luis] Mm. Huh? -What did you wish for?
If I tell you, it won't come true.
It won't either way. I made a wish to become a siren and look.
-[cork pops] -[Luis chuckles] Hey! Oh!
-Hey, hey! -[laughing]
And why do we always have to celebrate your birthdays at my house?
Because it's the biggest one.
You have a garden, a pool, a barbecue, a maid.
-[Raúl] …nice pictures. Ah! -[laughing]
-Happy birthday, Luis. [chuckles] -[Luis] Thanks, Marimar.
You fucking Catholic slut.
-Mom. -Go play.
Don't make it worse, all right? [clears throat]
-[Luis] Mm. Thanks. -[Santi] Hey, what's up, guys?
-[Luis] Uh… hey, man! -How are you?
Hey, uh, this is Eva, the mother of my future child.
Uh-oh, the overqualified one.
-No way! The ibuprofen guy. -You know each other?
We saw each other at the pharmacy.
Where were you? I've already blown out the cand--
[Eva] He was jerking off.
We had to test his semen.
Don't worry. I had shitty semen and look now.
They're trying to conceive without being a couple.
It's a brand-new thing called co-parenting, right?
-[Santi] Mm. -Yep.
But children have to be the fruit of a marriage.
They're a gift from God, not an impulse.
-What is she saying? -Uh, let's have a drink, okay? See ya!
We have news. We're gonna adopt a child with special needs.
-[Esther] Hmm. -Really?
[Marimar chuckles]
It's true. My maid has been breastfeeding my son
because I don't produce any milk. Mm.
Patri, didn't you volunteer?
Yeah, yeah, I like doing it. I love my Gael.
[Daniela] And she has a contract, health care and everything.
You might be wondering, "Why doesn't she give him bottles?"
Because formula milk is fucking ultra-processed shit full of sugar
and artificial dyes. And I want the best for my son.
They've been giving me hell.
So women who don't breastfeed are bad mothers?
That's not what I said. I said-- never mind.
You know the folks behind the formula milk also make the eco-diapers.
Yeah, I know. They called me. Can we change the subject?
How's it going with Mr. Wild Dick? Is he under control?
[scoffs] Whatever.
I mean, I tried looking at his phone. I threatened a mother at the park.
Hello, Cynthia. This isn't who I am. I don't like it.
It's called protecting what's yours.
What if he isn't doing anything wrong, and it's all in my head?
-Actually, your head. -It's my fault?
That Camp Alpha Male thing was real.
Esther's play too, and it was a dud. I'm paranoid because of you.
-So why is he on Tinder, hmm? -[scoffs] Because he's bored.
Because he's got me as a benchmark and none of those girls are good enough.
You're like those women from the '50s who justified their husbands' cheating.
You are a disgrace to feminism.
-And you're a toxic sister. -[gasps] I'm leaving.
[Daniela] Stop poisoning my mind, okay?
Don't come crying later.
So, it's like an outlet for adoptions?
-Don't you feel sorry for the kids? -I'll feel sorry if they end up with Raúl.
What's great is you choose the defect.
Then get a blind one, so he doesn't spend all day on PlayStation or watching porn.
-I'm not sure I'm that good of a person. -You're not. [laughs]
Tell Marimar she's already earned her spot in heaven by marrying you.
No need to adopt anyone.
Oh, the chick from the bachelor pad! Repeat customer?
-[laughing] -Second date, Pedrito! [chuckles]
Hey, shut up, asshole.
-Why do you care? You're not together. -I know, but it's weird.
-I feel dirty. -Hello, Luis.
-Hello. -What?
You're totally obsessed with Marimar, huh?
W-w-wait, what? No way!
[laughs] Come on, no. I-I'm just making sure Iris doesn't fall in the pool.
Iris! [splutters]
[Raúl] I can see you two together.
Raúl, I'm happily married, okay?
-Like you're supposed to be. -[Raúl] Whatever.
Dude, you married Marimar because she's like Luz, but submissive.
-That's absurd. They're nothing alike. -[chuckles] Come on, they're a lot alike.
Brother, just accept that your marriage is a failure and stop wasting her time.
-That's what I'm saying. He can have her. -Stop objectifying.
See? I'm such a good friend that I'll give you my wife as your birthday gift, huh?
All right, come on. So, you guys didn't get me anything?
Is it gift time, guys?
-Give me what? -[Pedro laughs]
-Careful, man. Slowly. -Hey! Watch out.
-Yes, that's it. That's it. -Easy. Easy, guys!
[all chattering]
-[laughing] -Where are you taking me, guys?
Oh, you monsters.
-[Luis] What is it? -[Raúl] Come on. Got it.
-Don't trip. -No, it's all right.
-Be careful! -Shh! Be quiet.
-[Santi] Ta-da! -[Pedro] Ha!
-[laughing] -[all cheer]
-Dad, you got your wish. [chuckles] -Hop on and start it.
-A motorcycle! -[shouting]
-A motorcycle! -[laughing]
-Oh, a motorcycle! My motorcycle! -[laughing]
-You want me to be a widow? -Come on, don't worry. Luis has got it.
-Hey, hey! Hey. -[Raúl] Whoa-ho-ho!
It's the emotions…
-Right. -It won't start. It won't…
[engine turns over]
Oh wow.
[laughs]
[engine splutters, stops]
Whoa! Oh! It's nothing. Sorry. It's all good. I'm a cop.
It was the parrot. It started repeating the same thing over and over.
"I love you. I love you! Get a divorce!" I was like, "What is it saying?"
And that's how I caught him. That son of a bitch.
Um, Elvira, mm, your parrot can't testify in court.
Anyway, it's irrelevant. Infidelity isn't illegal.
Well, it should be. What am I supposed to do now? At my age?
Become a lesbian, honey.
Ugh! Let's focus on his assets.
That's what will hurt him the most, hmm?
-I'll keep you posted. -Oh, that son of a bitch!
-[Paz clears throat] -[sighs] What's going on?
I mean, I'm a little unclear about this open relationship thing.
I guess there must be rules, limits, something.
How did you do it with that idiot?
Hmm. No sleeping with anyone we know, not in our bed.
You know, common sense stuff.
Okay, fine. Common sense, fine.
But I mean, if it's still unclear…
And so, you guys would share all the details, right? Or…
You sound a bit anxious about that part.
[exhales] I want you to tell me everything.
Hmm?
How did she go from "I want you to be happy"
to "I want you to tell me everything"?
She's about to get major ass. It's going to be carnage.
Yeah, she said she's going out tonight. And I have no one lined up.
Obviously, since she has me trapped in a bubble all day.
Wasn't it a golden cage?
-[Luz] Hmm. -[laughs]
The only guy who's hit on me since married was some john in Barcelona.
Oh yeah, poor little girl. It must be so hard for you to pick up guys. Right?
-Wanna go out tonight? -No, I'm working on my short film.
I have to write.
Well, I'm not staying home.
Guess what birthday gift Luis got from his asshole friends.
-What? -A motorcycle.
Your Luis?
In love with his high school crush, riding a motorcycle.
How old does he think he is, 49 or 15?
Oh, I remember being 15.
[laughs] I had a massive crush on my Latin teacher.
Really? I never had a high school crush.
-Girl, everybody had a high school crush. -Not me, no. [scoffs]
[gasps] Oh, I did! Pablo Llorente Castillo.
Pull up his socials.
No, no, screw him. He never looked at me.
Oh wait. One time, we ran into each other, and my folder slipped out of my hand.
And as we picked up the pages, our hands touched.
And he told me, "I'm sorry, Elena." And I said, "Esther."
And he said, "Right." And that was it. [chuckles]
-This Pablo Llorente Castillo? -Huh. [slurping]
[Santi] Mm.
[sighs, clears throat]
Where are you going?
Well, I'm curious to where my son will spend half of his childhood.
[Eva exhales, grunts]
Have you really read all of these?
Hmm. I don't sleep much.
-And I don't have a TV. -Oh.
I took advantage of Black Friday sales.
I like to plan ahead. All good?
-[laughs] -Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that.
I'm worried that the future mother of my child had sex with a guy like Raúl.
You know, what worries me is that the future father of my child
is questioning who I fuck.
What did you see in that guy?
Well, I just boned him. You're his friend. It's worse.
Well, the truth is I love him very much, but imagining him as a stepfather,
that really makes my skin crawl. I mean…
-He's-- -Santi, sex is just a biological act.
There's a mix of neurotransmitters
that produce a need in the hypothalamus that,
once in a while, I prefer to satisfy.
With Raúl?
-I've had to learn to lower my standards. -Huh.
-Uh-- oh! Mm. -[exhales]
What was that?
It's the hypothalamus.
-The… oh. -Mm! Mm. Mm.
[all] Cheers!
To be honest, I'd love to have no shame like you guys.
Look, I used to be a shop assistant, and in the beginning I felt bad,
but after six months living in that house, you forget that it's not yours, right?
-You forget. -[woman] Luz, don't get it wrong.
We're the real feminists who have them manipulated and subservient.
-They work to make us stick around. -Deep down we're businesswomen.
-Totally. -[woman] Hey, who wants to get high?
I've got coke, molly.
[Raúl grunts] Ooh! Ooh!
Ahhh! [grunts]
[grunts]
[sighs]
Rafa, I wanted to talk business.
I was over the moon when you called me.
[gasps] Were you serious about opening a restaurant together?
Yeah, of course.
I have money now. I took my wife to the cleaners in the divorce.
[snickers] Well, you're in luck, my friend,
because I'm gonna sell my share in Plates to Devour.
Oh. I'll need a new source of stimulation.
That sounds wonderful.
Work-related.
Okay, I'm ready to go.
Although, if we're gonna be partners,
I'd like our relationship to be a little more reciprocal.
Define "reciprocal."
Rafa, you're not getting a blow job.
That's fine. What can you do for me?
Why did you come to my house?
Why did you kiss me?
-Okay, take it easy. It's no big deal. -[cell phone chimes]
We had to make sure we don't like each other.
Hey, who is that?
No one. Just a friend of mine. Uh, Lola.
Hello, Santi. I really missed you.
I can't talk now, okay, Lola? I can't. I can't. I'm busy. Mm-hmm.
I heard you having sex. Now I'm jealous.
Are you listening in?
The more I know about you, the happier I can make you.
Well, uh, I've gotta go. Bye, okay? Later, later.
[Eva sighs]
Álex, got me an AI girlfriend, but I mean, I'll break up with her, okay? Don't worry.
I'll cancel the subscription.
We promised to tell each other everything.
Well, it was everything in regards to parenthood.
[scoffs] Having an emotional bond with an algorithm, oh, that's part of it.
You know, eventually, we're all going to have to live with AI.
But you, you understand that Lola doesn't exist, right?
[grunts] Yeah, I understand, yeah.
-Hey, beat it, go back to your house. -Sure, of course.
-I'm not gonna stay cuddling all night. -[scoffs]
[Jimena snorts, sighs]
Jimena, have some self-control.
What are you doing?
Ugh. I can't stand my husband. I have desires.
And besides, with a woman, it's not really cheating.
Jimena, if you're not happy, I can get you a divorce whenever you like.
No, in eight years, my daughters will be adults, and I'll be left to the wind.
I had a 35-year-old man I represented as a client,
and I got him child support. So there. [clicks tongue]
How much child support?
[woman] Hey.
Ooh! [laughs]
I scored one! [laughs]
Ariadna, 30 years old, she teaches yoga.
-[laughs] -We agreed not to do it in our bed.
Oh no, no, no, no, no. The guest room, of course.
But I haven't done anything with her.
I felt a bit weird. Are you sure I can fuck her?
It's an open relationship.
-Do whatever you want. -Oh okay. Hey, you score yet?
Um… I went to a hotel and hooked up with a guy.
Ah! Well, well, well, so you were hungry for a big ole cock.
-You little slut. -Very much so.
Have fun.
Wait, give me more details.
Luz?
[automated voice] Elevator up.
Listen, I think you guys misunderstood my last story.
I never said that those of you who don't breastfeed are bad mothers.
Of course not. It's the opposite.
As mothers, we're empowered to do anything.
You're able to go to work, get on with your lives
and let the father give them the bottle.
Well, that's great.
Besides, uh, formula milk is not that bad.
Nobody's ever died from that.
-Okay? Great. -Do you wanna come with us to the park?
Of course, I'm his mother.
[Daniela] Come on, Mr. Aguilar, sit down.
[Pedro] Ooh.
[exhales] What's up?
All right, Pedro, now that we're here, I just wanted to thank you.
Because you're a great dad, and I wasn't expecting that.
-It's really surprising. -[laughs]
You must have had low expectations, Daniela.
I mean, I reproduced with the Moses of Sexist Pigs, so…
I appreciate that. It's nice to hear.
It warms my heart that I'm not your type.
[laughs]
I'm happy you stuck around.
Well, look, there's something I wanted to tell you as well.
Tell me.
I'm seeing other people.
I mean, um, women.
I created an account on Tinder. Well, Raúl did it for me.
And, uh, I mean, that's it.
[clears throat]
Oh. That must be nice.
I'm telling you because of Gael.
Because tonight, I have a date with a girl I met the other day.
Oh, so, that means you must like her then if you're going on a second date.
Yeah, we're getting to know each other, hmm.
Is something wrong?
Mm. Oh, it's fine. It's okay.
No, it's just, um, I didn't see that coming. It's surprising.
I'm very happy for you, really. Don't mind me.
Fucking hormones again.
I also want the chalet in Baqueira and the Aston Martin.
-I've grown very fond of it. -All right, great.
And you'll definitely get custody of the twins.
What do you mean custody? I thought you were a pro.
If we win, you'll get the girls.
Winning means having the children?
Usually, it means that, yes.
Oh! Well, you focus on the chalet in Baqueira.
-Hmm? -Luz, will you handle my divorce?
Uh, excuse me a moment.
No, don't worry. I have to go.
-I have Thermage. [chuckles] -Oh!
I love you so much.
-Keep me posted. -Yeah.
The Aston Martin. [chuckles]
You want a divorce? You were doing so well.
Well, actually, no. And you?
You're unhappy.
No, it's not that. It's just, um…
We've opened the relationship.
Oh wow, that's so exciting.
No, no, no, she gave me one condition.
I can fuck anybody but you.
Of course. She feels threatened by me.
It bums her out.
Yeah, but we don't have to follow that rule.
Raúl, I'm not gonna handle your divorce, but I can recommend a lawyer.
-You did get married in a church, right? -And?
The church won't allow a divorce.
At most, you'll get an annulment. For a fee, of course.
Oh shit.
Even God has an hourly rate.
[classical music playing]
-Hey! -Hey!
-Marimar! [chuckles] -[laughs] Hey, Hells Angel!
-How are you? -It's as if I'd been riding my whole life.
Oh, it's too bad you don't have another helmet.
You could have given me a ride.
Hmm. Uh, yeah, well… put mine on.
-And you? -Don't worry. I'll be careful.
It's just around the corner. [chuckles]
Are you sure?
I've treated a lot of head traumas from bikers who didn't wear their helmets.
-Like they should. -Marimar, I'm a cop.
I don't ever buckle under pressure.
Okay. [laughs]
-Oh. -[buckles snap]
-It's a little big on me, isn't it? -Huh?
-A little too big. -Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Wait. I'll adjust the, uh…
Better?
-Yes. [laughs] -Great. All right, then. Um, hop on.
[clears throat]
-Not too fast, okay? -Uh, yeah, sure.
[sighs] We're in no rush at all.
[engine turns over]
-Are you okay? -I'm great.
[Luis mutters]
Girls, guys, this is Eva and Santi.
-Hi. -[Soledad] They're our latest team.
How are you?
-Blood sausage, chorizo? -[Eva] Hello!
-Uh, blood sausage. -Uh, chorizo.
[both laugh]
-Oh shit! Fuck. I'm sorry. -Oh, it's hot! [chuckles, groans]
Well, what a great plan, you know? Barbecuing with co-parents.
-[laughs] It's great. -Yes, we meet every month.
It's important to have a network for support.
For society, these new family models are creating a little friction.
-[Eva] Mm. -Yeah. [chuckles]
-Anyway, enjoy, all right? [laughs] -[Santi] Yeah. Of course.
-Uh, all right. Mm. -Get a conversation growing.
I'm not good at socializing. Hmm?
-They seem nice. -Mm-hmm.
Hey, what's good, co-parents? [laughs]
-Hi! -Look at that belly. Any day now.
-Oh! Aww. -We're already 37 weeks. It's crazy.
Uh, you have two fathers?
Yeah, we're a couple, and we wanted a child.
-We wanted a mother as well. -[laughs]
Yes, because surrogacy entails objectifying women.
And I wanted a father for my child, so it's a two for one!
-[laughing] -[laughs] So true.
I wanted a gay dad, but there weren't any left.
[laughs]
-How are you two doing? -Fine, getting to know each other.
Yes, we're getting deep into each other. Mm-hmm.
[gasps] You two slept together?
-Oh no, not that deep in. No. -What? No! No way. Come on!
I'm so sorry about that.
[laughs] I just think you should be careful.
For example, Sara. Look over there discreetly.
-The girl in the flowery dress. -[Eva] Mm-hmm.
She's a single mother now.
[inhales] She hooked up with César before Aitana was born.
And now they're divorced.
The girl is only two years old!
Shh!
Poor thing. Mm-hmm.
We understand we shouldn't mix intimacy and parenthood.
-It'd be a very terrible mistake. -No.
[man] Hmm. Mm-hmm.
[Pablo] My wife left me.
I fell into a depression and lost my job.
The bank foreclosed on my house. But now I'm fine, you know?
I'm not on meds or anything.
[inhales] Well, okay, Pablo. We're all caught up now.
[Pablo] My heart skipped a beat when I got your message.
We were so happy in high school.
In high school, I was cooler than Brad Pitt.
Yeah, way cooler, yeah. But you know, things change, Brad.
[chuckles]
[Pablo] Do you have a partner? Because we could go to the movies one day.
What do you like to do?
-It's the next street. Take this right. -Huh. Uh-huh.
[Marimar] Oh no.
-Nah, I got this. -[siren wails]
[Luis chuckles]
Good afternoon, partner.
Where's your helmet, partner?
You know, we had a little emergency,
and since she lives right across the street, well, you know how it is.
-[chuckles] -License and registration.
Come on, Rocío, don't fuck around. You're giving me a ticket, partner?
200 euros and four points, partner.
Come on.
Forget it. I can walk. Look, that's my building over there.
No, hold this for me. No. I'll take you home. Don't worry.
Not without your helmet on.
-Rocío… -Don't make me send this to the impound.
I'll just push it, okay? Because that's not a violation.
Uh, no, it's fine, Luis.
-Really, I'm just… -No, no, no.
I'll walk you to your front door, damn it. Come on.
You forgot to sign the ticket.
To padel, right. Padel, my ass.
[line ringing]
[Cynthia] Already? That was quick.
Pedro admitted he's seeing other women.
No. First you say, "My toxic sister was right."
-Cynthia. -[line clicks]
-[sighs] Great. What an idiot. -[line ringing]
[Cynthia] I'm listening.
Uh, my toxic sister was right.
As always.
I'm outside the other woman's place, and I just saw Pedro go in.
Meeting during the day? Ooh, they're serious.
I'll take a picture of the mailboxes. I'll look her up on Insta.
Okay. And when you have that information, what's the plan?
I don't know yet. Kill her?
[chuckles] How are you? Yeah.
Sis, if you wanna get back with Pedro, now's the time.
I don't wanna get back with Pedro.
-Then what do you want? -Shh!
[camera shutter clicking]
-[door opens] -[hums nonchalantly]
-Wait, did she really cry? -[video game playing]
Yeah, yeah, she got emotional. It affected her, dude.
She wants you back?
She didn't say that. I think she's figuring it out.
While she figures it out, start fucking.
I know I will after I get divorced. Whoa! Hey.
-[whirring] -Hi, Mayumi.
Is Paz home?
Mayu--
-Hi, Mayu-- sorry. Is Paz home? -[whirring stops]
-Pool. -Pool. Okay.
[whirring]
[Luz] Oh!
Hi, there!
Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a minute? [chuckles]
Be right back.
Doesn't she have a home?
Jimena asked Iker for a divorce.
Yeah, and I'm handling it.
Oh, I heard.
He told me you two partied together, and you convinced her.
Oh, I did? [chuckles]
I'm not the one who tried making out
because they're trapped in an unhappy marriage.
We were about to close a deal worth four million euros.
Well, I think Jimena can get way more out of him.
You've gotta be kidding.
Hey, it was you, okay? You said I should help them divorce to keep me entertained.
But I was obviously joking. Holy shit.
Be more specific!
What about yesterday? You were at a hotel fucking God knows who.
-Huh? Why did you lie to me? -Paz… [grunts]
-Yeah? -Your questions are driving me crazy.
-"Tell me everything, give me details." -Ah. Hmm. Hmm.
What the fuck is up your ass lately?
That's great. My wife is a fucking child.
-[gasps] -Such bullshit.
[gasps]
-[Santi] Oh, that's me. -[Eva] Here?
[Santi] Mm-hmm.
I'd invite you to see my house, but since you've already seen it…
I never saw the upstairs.
[Santi sighs]
Don't you think we might be playing with fire a little bit? Hmm?
It's better to sleep with someone twice before cutting it off.
[Marimar] Bless his heart.
He gave me his helmet, and a very rude officer gave him a fine.
How could you not like Luis?
I'm very worried about my friend, okay? He's been struggling.
Luis?
He's this close to separating. I feel bad for the guy.
-What are you saying? He wants a divorce? -[Raúl] She does. She does.
He'd never consider it. He's very religious.
He deserves a better woman at his side.
I don't think Esther's a bad person.
Because you don't know her.
But she cheated on him with the gym instructor, and Luis forgave her.
-He's such a sweet man. -[Raúl] He's a dying breed.
Family man, outstanding father,
with a steady job, devoted husband, moral Christian values.
What do you wanna eat?
What do you feel like, my love?
Do you have any cravings?
So what I've gathered, from the insults I've received,
what empowers us is feeding with a breast and not a bottle,
and it's society that has to adapt to mothers
and not mothers to society. Great. Fine by me.
Let everyone do whatever the hell they want.
Okey-dokey? Or is that still not good enough?
What else do you want me to say, guys?
[Pedro] Uh…
How handsome.
Oh. Thank you.
[chuckles] And so, uh…
[clears throat] I'm off.
I shouldn't wait for you tonight?
Is she nice? Does she have children?
-Two, but they're all grown-up. -Oh.
Hey, I'm not jealous, okay? It's… information.
[both laugh]
Right, uh…
[clears throat] Well, anyway…
Choose well, okay? It's our son's stepmother after all.
Daniela, I'm only dating. I'm not looking for…
Oh, your profile says you're looking for a serious relationship, right?
-You saw me on Tinder? -Cynthia.
Raúl's the one who wrote it. He says I'll fuck more.
Oh, you wanna fuck more?
[exhales]
If that's the problem…
[exhales]
Where's Dad?
-Oh, he's about to tell us, honey. -[door opens]
What up, family?
Ooh. Where were you? It's so late.
Oh, uh… [chuckles]
I'm sorry, but I was putting miles on the bike.
I can't wait for the break-in period to be over.
'Cause I wanna take it to the mountains and ride it hard. [laughs]
"Ride it hard."
Uh, I mean, obviously, I'm gonna obey the speed limits, you know?
Enough ketchup. Here.
What else did you do? How was your day?
[Luis gulps]
Well, um, normal. Just working.
Nothing special happened?
Uh… oh yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. -[Esther] Hmm.
Julián. He was swindled out of 5,000 euros by a Ukrainian woman
who sent him a photo in a thong, saying she was in love with him.
-Guys think with your dicks. -[Luis laughs]
Uh…
And, um, and that's it. I went to see my parents.
Did you see Marimar?
Hmm? We ran into each other outside.
-She's so pretty. -Yes, very pretty. Now eat.
-[Luis] Hmm. -[Iris] Hmm.
And how are you? Hmm? What did you do?
I had a drink with an old high school crush.
-[laughs] -What's that about?
He reached out on Instagram and, well, the truth is he's still really handsome.
Pablo Llorente Castillo.
-He hit on me hard. -[mouths]
[Esther] He wanted to hook up, but I told him off.
-Good for you, Mom. -Otherwise, you'd be a whore.
Ulises. Please!
[Esther] I told him I would never jeopardize my marriage or my family.
Or anything that has taken me years
and lots of suffering to build with you. Hmm.
That is music to my ears.
I'm gonna shower. [clears throat]
He didn't really care.
[slurps]
-Uh, don't you have to go? -Hmm?
-[chattering] -[muffled jazz music playing]
[inhales] Uh, I'm sorry, Mónica.
-The baby has colic and… -[Mónica] Drink. I'm ahead of you.
No, no, it's just I won't be staying.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm back with Daniela.
What Daniela?
Is it the one you told me you were totally done with
because she behaved like an egocentric slut?
Yeah, that's her.
You could have told me. I wouldn't have shaved.
They're bad-mouthing me again. I can't take it anymore.
[Cynthia] Why do you keep stirring the pot? You're an Instamom.
You should talk about pacifiers and baby food.
So, which one is empowering? Breastfeeding or not?
Fuck if I know. As long as it's not the maid doing it.
The only thing they seem to agree on is that I'm a shitty mother.
Stop reading comments and go to sleep.
I don't want to though.
[sighs] Any news on the Pedro front?
You're right. I should sleep. Bye.
[exhales]
[grunts]
[exhales] Hmm.
[Pedro exhaling]
-What are you doing? -[sniffles] Hmm.
[sighs]
Spooning you?
Please go to your room. Mm.
-Pedro, I said go away! -[exhaling]
[Daniela groans]
Soledad, we've fallen in love.
-We hooked up. -Yeah, that.
What did we talk about?
If I like someone enough to be the father of my child,
it's difficult not to get turned on.
-Even if it's just a little. -Uh…
Yeah, you want someone with good genes, you know?
Like someone kind,
intelligent, responsible, and well, at the end of the day…
-You fuck them. -Uh, that's right.
-We were doing so well, guys. -[Santi] Yeah.
But I thought we could try to form a family in the traditional way.
-Wait, are you nuts? -No, you're right.
No, I don't recommend that.
If you'd like, I can look for candidates independently.
-[Santi sighs] -Yeah, I already have the crib.
-[Santi] Hmm. -By the way, has a new gay guy signed up?
-Oh. Me, I'd like a lesbian. Hmm. -Huh?
My love. Good morning.
Do we want a boy or a girl?
I checked all the boxes, but since I'm your wife,
I'm gonna defer to your decision.
First, do you have a problem with a missing limb?
-Um… -I'll cross it out.
Intellectual disability?
Marimar, I want a divorce.
Uh, Raúl,
our marriage can be full of joy or difficult,
but we are married in the eyes of God.
That's awesome, but I want a divorce.
-I don't. -Marimar, get out of here.
-I'm not leaving. -Then I'm gonna go.
I'll pray for you!
[splutters]
[exhales]
[classical music playing] m gonna go.