[classical music playing]
This is the perfect spot, right? Here, we'll have the common area
with an infinity pool, and right there, a padel court.
You were just nervous. It's been such a long time.
Yeah, I've already taken testosterone. It won't happen to me again.
And around here, in a semicircle,
four identical houses, so we don't have to fight over them.
I don't like Tinder, man. I prefer to hook up in the wild.
That's a thing of the past now.
Hey, guys, I'm talking. Are you listening?
Yeah, yeah. It's like Melrose Place without chicks.
-Without chicks, unless, you know… -[Santi] No. No "unless."
We're going to meet each other's emotional needs ourselves.
[Pedro] Isn't that misogynistic?
Hey, Santi, you know I'm broke.
You can do it, and I'll come by and visit sometimes.
Luis, your sugar daddies have talked,
and we've decided to cover your 150 grand. We'll split it.
-What? No, no, no. -[Raúl] Yes, yes, yes.
Brother, it's all for one and one for all.
We're a family, Luis. It's already decided.
You're the kept woman of the relationship.
-[sobs] I love you bastards. -[laughing]
-[Santi grunts] -Hmm? [clears throat]
ALPHA MALES
[Santi] Oh!
[Daniela] Pasta or chicken, sir?
-[man] What do you recommend? -Eating at home instead.
[man] Then pasta, I guess.
-Thank you. -[Daniela] Pasta or chicken?
Just a café au lait.
Make sure the milk is very hot.
Any sugar? Sweetener?
Nothing. You're my sweetener.
Your coffee. Very hot, sir.
-God! Oh! -[Daniela] Oh! How clumsy!
-I'll bring something to wipe up. -[man 2] Shit!
-She did it on purpose. Look what she did. -You went overboard.
Hello! Blanca!
[sighs]
Blanca. [exhales]
Okay, you win. I'm going to sell my half to Hans,
because it would be selfish to get in the way of your love journey.
[sighs] No, fuck him. We broke up.
What? But why?
He was being very Germanic.
I asked him to make me breakfast, but he doesn't cook.
He said I should make breakfast instead.
I thought you liked macho guys.
I like macho guys, but I wanna be in charge.
That doesn't exist, Blanca!
-And I blame you, Santi! -Oh fuck me.
As soon as he saw you were my ex-husband, he lost all respect.
Blanca, I need to have that cash, okay?
So make up with Hans! Now!
Shit!
[woman chattering indistinctly over PA]
-[Luis] Hmm? -She's pretty. Talk to her.
No, sweetheart. Not right now.
She has a pineapple. That means she's looking for love.
-[splutters, sighs] -It's code for flirting. Saw it on TikTok.
Iris, this is where people buy groceries.
-Mom is going on lots of dates. -Yeah.
-[Iris] At night. -[gasps]
[exhales]
What would I even say? Really, it's not like-- [sighs]
Crash your cart into hers. It's like you matched.
[exhales]
[sighs]
Whoops! [chuckles]
-Oh! -I'm sorry. Uh… [chuckles]
Sorry, I left it in the way. [chuckles]
-Ah, looks like you also have a pineapple. -Ah, yes.
My daughter says that if you have a pineapple,
you must be looking for love, like me.
Oh. Pardon me. I'm in a little bit of a hurry now.
No, I mean, it doesn't have to be love. That sounds very…
No, it could be something more casual. Like a situationship, right?
-Please, I don't want trouble. -Oh, sorry, okay?
I didn't mean to bother you. It's just, no one buys whole pineapples anymore.
They always buy them all cut up.
It's just people these days are all so lazy.
Pardon me, pardon me. This man here is saying weird things.
No, no, no, calm down, okay? I'm a police officer, yeah?
This woman, she has a pineapple.
And I assumed that, uh… Iris!
Come here, tell 'em about the TikTok thing.
She'll explain it. [chuckles]
Ooh! That's freezing. Ooh.
Gael, my sweetheart! Hey, Mommy's here, love.
-Hello-hello! -[Patricia chuckles]
Oh boy! How can anyone be so handsome, huh? Mwah!
He's eating better now. [laughs]
Patri, I'm going upstairs to change, because I don't want to see Pedro, okay?
-Oh, he's already here. With a new friend. -Aww, shit.
Shit. Daniela, why are you dressed like…?
I've gone back to my roots for the sake of my mental health.
-Hello. -Hey, I'm Mario Armada.
-[chuckles] Daniela. -Hello.
-I'm playing him in… in Harassed. -I'm not that character.
Good luck making this guy seem likeable.
-[laughs] -The character is so complex.
He's a tough nut to crack.
Let me know if you need help with that, okay? [chuckles]
Oh, well, of course,
your… your perspective would be very interesting to me.
Well, let's see. He's a decent guy.
Deep down he does have a heart.
That doesn't mean he's not egocentric,
pathologically competitive, stubborn and short-tempered,
obsessive, and emotionally, he's… [exhales]
…a piece of cardboard.
-[Pedro scoffs] -[Mario] Oh.
Personally, I'm not the biggest fan of the way he dresses,
but I've never told him that. And he's been a great father so far.
-[Mario] Oh. -Let's hope nothing goes wrong there.
That's the thing. He's so multifaceted.
Hey, I don't mean to,
but would you have coffee with me sometime to expand on this a bit more?
Um, it's not my week with Gael, so whenever.
-[chuckles] I'll be in touch, Daniela. -[chuckles]
Well, now you've seen where I live, so… [laughs]
So if you don't mind, I have a kid to take care of.
When are we going out whoring?
-Excuse me. -It's not my thing, but for the character.
It's not my thing either.
But at the premiere, you showed up with a prostitute, right?
Because my boss was harassing me. Nothing happened with Diana.
You see? That's what I want to reflect.
The contradiction, the struggle of forces,
where on the one hand, you report harassment,
but on the other hand, you participate in rape culture like that.
-I'll call you, bro. -Yeah. Yeah.
Should I be getting ready? Oh!
I don't know about you. I'm meeting Juan Carlos.
Oh, Juan Carlos? Again with the napkin guy?
It's your fault. You were a cockblocker.
Take advantage of me while I'm here.
-You don't have plans? -Me? [scoffs]
My only match was this one accidental swipe.
Paco, 57. You wanna see?
-No. Thanks. -But we're going out tomorrow, okay?
Don't make other plans. And if you get sick of Juan Carlos, I'll take him.
-All right, I'll let you know. -I'm totally serious, okay?
If you break up with someone, just tell him, "My best friend likes you."
-Anyone you like is good enough for me. -Okay.
My plan is not having to call it off with anyone ever again.
I don't want any more drama.
All right, have a million orgasms then.
I'll see you later. [squeals]
-[clicks tongue] -[door closes]
[huffs]
[camera shutter clicks]
[Santi] I would suggest a complete remodel.
I'd do an open concept on the kitchen to get more-- more light.
-Well, of course that would increase the-- -You have really good ideas.
Yeah, yeah, thank you. And I'd get rid of the Jacuzzi, okay?
My Jacuzzi's off-limits. You don't like bubbles?
[Santi] Hmm.
No, I have cardiomyopathy.
[chuckles] Yeah, so I'd faint and drown, which would be a silly death.
"How'd he die? Death by Jacuzzi. What a moron!"
[laughs]
Oh, you're so funny.
My husband never made me laugh.
Oh well, marriage in general isn't really funny.
-Are you single too? -[hesitates]
Sure, yeah.
-Yes, but, actually, uh… -[both chuckle]
Hi. Morning. Uh, could you replace me with someone else?
-Anyone's fine. -What?
Why? I just heard from Marcela. She was amazed with your project so far.
I have a feeling that, uh, she wants to get in bed.
You know, with me.
But I mean, has she done anything? Was she inappropriate?
Well, I mean, she asked if I was single.
And if I liked bubbles, in the Jacuzzi, right? [snorts]
[Nerea chuckles]
It wasn't what she said, but the way she said it.
-She was, like, fucking me with her eyes. -[Jordi] Santi, Marcela is a Latina.
-She's spontaneous. She's hot-blooded. -Yes, it must have been a culture clash.
-The status on that marble? -[Jordi] On the way.
[Nerea] Okay, send it to my email, please.
-[Pedro] To your new gastro-pub. -[both laugh]
-Can't wait to see how you fuck it up. -Hey, I'm maturing, for fuck's sake.
This is great, whatever it is.
The chef is amazing.
Oh yeah. I said that Rafa and I were a couple, okay?
-To avoid complaints. -That's so wrong.
-You said you were a woman, right? -That was wrong as well.
Well, I'm so deconstructed, I'm telling people I'm gay. Pfflt!
Raúl, but you're not gay.
-Shh! [mutters] -Hey, Blanca, how's it going with Hans?
-Updates, please. -[phone beeps]
[man] Occupied.
[slurping]
Oh, hey, this is fabulous.
The look is perfect, and the food is just amazing.
-I'm flattered. Thank you, um… -Gloria.
Raúl, hello.
Excuse me for a moment, please.
[huffs] You blew somebody else, you degenerate?
Are you jealous?
I mean, liking my dick is one thing, but liking every dick.
That's crazy. Careful.
-I want you to penetrate me. -Rafa, I said no.
[scoffs]
-Holy hell. Oh! -Mm! Thanks.
Hey, is this something you do a lot?
Which part is that?
Picking up people with napkins and taking strangers to hotels.
Well, normally I prefer my house, but with my friend moving in…
-Right. [sighs] -[clicks tongue]
[inhales]
Hey, and also…
[inhales] …are you reading anything good?
[both] Mm.
That's the weirdest post-sex question that anyone has ever asked me before.
Are you tricking me?
No, no, no. It's a way to get to know you better.
You can tell a lot about people from their literary tastes.
Well then, Juan Carlos. It's been a pleasure.
Uh, what did I do? What's wrong?
[Luz] Nothing. I just have a busy day tomorrow.
You can stay if you want.
Hey, are you calling me, or am I calling you?
Maybe you'll just send another napkin over. Hmm.
[winces]
-[sighs] -There isn't any béchamel.
Since when does broccoli have béchamel?
But Mom puts béchamel.
Yes, but Mom is not here.
You're with me, and your father doesn't use béchamel. Hmm?
When is Mom coming back?
I have no idea.
But maybe we should ask her.
Will you just call up Marimar?
[line rings]
[Esther] What?
Uh, the kids want to know when you're coming back.
-Mom, Dad was flirting at the supermarket. -Luis, they know me there.
[Luis] Answer me. When are you coming back?
-When you sign the agreement. -Then remove alimony from the contract.
Then go fuck yourself!
[sighing] That's so good. So good, Fidel.
[sighs]
[both moaning]
Please, can I suck the fat one?
Oh, later, later. This is really good. [moans]
Was that your ex-husband?
-Don't talk. This feels so good. [moans] -[sighs]
[both moaning]
Hey. Is that Mr. Winky?
May I have a foot job, please?
I mean, well, I'm not sure what to do.
Uh, yep, like that. [moans]
Oh yeah. Oh. Like that. [grunting]
-[panting] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. -Huh?
What a disaster. No, I mean, I loved it.
But it's bad, so bad.
Is this when you tell me you have a girlfriend?
-You've never done this before, all that? -No, no, no, no.
I'm single because I don't know how to love anybody.
Gloria, I don't wanna hurt you.
Hurt me? Why not?
I'm just not ready for something serious.
Don't worry, Rafa.
Raúl. Rafa's the other one.
Whatever.
Oh shit. [panting]
Are you back together?
[Blanca] No, I need you to pick me up.
She made a scene at the German guy's hotel.
And since she already has a record for sexual assault, I mean…
My boyfriend and I were making up. Since when is passion illegal?
What did you do?
[Blanca] Nothing. Everything was fine.
-Respect me, asshole! -[speaks German]
Learn to speak proper English. I can't understand anything.
It's all your fault for forcing me to make up with him.
-I have my own pace. -[huffs] But did you patch things or not?
We were just about to.
[Santi] Where is Hans? But… fuck.
[Esther] Hmm.
So, listen. I had a great time with you last night,
but this is where our story ends.
-Why? -Fidel, you're a psycho.
But my kink is actually very normal. Look on the Internet.
-Women are making a killing online. -Oh really?
Good morning.
Put something on, you slut!
[gasps] Oh sorry, sorry.
-You're a freak. Get out! -No, no, no. Wait, Esther!
Her feet have nothing on yours.
Come on, why was she pushing a pineapple around? Huh?
I wasn't written up for harassment.
What were you thinking? You can't spit game in person.
-Come on. You're playing with fire. -[exhales]
Damn it, man. Tell me how humanity got like this.
Luciana has a girlfriend. She's a wonderful woman.
So maybe the four of us can twerk it out.
-What, grinding? No, no, no. -Don't be a boner kill.
They love us Spaniards.
Julián, I have the kids tonight.
Honey, what do you say we get lit tonight?
Pardon me.
You're the one from Lifestyle by Daniela, right?
I was. I have officially become an ex-influencer.
No! Don't tell me that. I loved watching you get into those messes.
[laughs] Yeah. Were you a Danieler or a rage baiter?
Danieler, Danieler. I sent you a few DMs, but you ignored me.
-[nurse] Daniela, whenever you're ready. -Yeah.
Well, anyways, it was nice to meet you.
-Rubén. -[chuckles] Oh!
-I'm sorry. -Sorry. [chuckles]
Nice to meet you, Rubén.
-You too, Daniela. -[chuckles]
-Have a second? -Of course. And how's Mario?
Fantastic. We're trying to find a good night for some whoring.
-Excuse me. -For God's sake, get the man off my back.
Pedro, we talked about this.
You know he's a method actor, and he wants to get things right.
But the character isn't me, so…
Play along, act like a masculine pig.
We need him to be relaxed and be confident in what he's doing.
He's an actor, isn't he?
Pedro, we're shooting in two weeks. Don't fuck with this.
[exhales, mutters]
Can I settle up?
Sure. Oh, by the way, the guy you were talking with before,
he left this for you.
He was super nervous. Very cute.
WILL YOU GRAB A DRINK WITH ME?
[line rings]
[Rubén] Hello.
No one's sent me any flowers in a while, so I'll say yes.
[laughs] Oh sick! Um, where do you wanna go?
Will you pick me up?
Uh, okay.
[chattering]
[Santi] Hans! Hans! Shit. Hans.
This is so slow. For fuck's sake.
Oh sorry. Excuse me. Mm-hmm. Hey, Hans. Hans.
You are making the biggest mistake of your life.
Oh, so now you defend her? The women cheated on you with a dentist.
Yes, because I didn't give her what she deserved.
I'm still in love with her. She's a great woman.
Hey, man, you can keep her.
No, she's yours now, Hans. Let me buy you a couple of beers. We'll talk.
-Okay? -I'm flying to Düsseldorf in three hours.
-That should be plenty of time. Come on. -She called me a "fucking Nazi," moron.
Blanca is a very spicy Latina, hmm?
You know, she's hot-blooded. It must be the culture clash.
What the fuck are you talking about? My grandmother was Jewish.
They put her in a camp. She was raped by the SS.
Yeah, well, my grandfather went deaf in the civil war from a shell.
One of yours.
Hmm. Forgive me, my friend.
No hard feelings. Come on. [chuckles]
Uh-uh-uh. Oh no, no, no, come. Come on. This-- this way.
I'm a sex addict. I can't seem to get clean.
But where did you find the girl? How's that work?
It says right here that a sex addict masturbates five times a day.
Yep, there's something wrong with me.
Go see Rosa, my shrink. She's good, right?
-I didn't notice anything. -[Luis] You have to go more than once.
And Rafa's curious. He wants me to take his virginity.
You're going to have sex with a dude?
No, no, no. If he wants to blow me, fine, but no more. I'm straight.
Heterocurious.
You've been expanding the horizons of your heterocuriosity.
Well, he chose me for his first time. I mean, it's flattering.
I'll find you the number for Rosa.
Hey, uh, he's coming. Talk about something else.
-[Luis] Hmm. -Hey!
Who cares about this douchebag? Why do we have to pretend?
-We are the way we are. -I need you to be more masculine.
-Factory settings from now on. -[Raúl] Oh.
-Hey-hey! Hey-hey! Hey! -[Raúl] Hey!
-What's up, man? Hello. -Hey, how you doing?
-Hetero pat. That's a strong hetero pat. -Sit down, dude.
-[laughing] -What are you guys doing?
Having some beers and watching girls.
Yeah, waiting for some slut to pass by and…
[cell phone rings]
-Tania. -[Tania] I tried to play it cool.
But you haven't called me, and I'm climbing up the walls.
You're ghosting me, you son of a bitch.
[chuckles] No, it's just my week with Gael
and being the present and responsible dad that I am.
-But do you wanna see me or not? -Yes, absolutely.
Prove it. What time does the baby sleep?
I'm a bit confused by the character, his personality.
Because the guy is Pedro, but when I see Pedro, he's not Pedro.
He's deconstructed, but he won't accept it.
He's not fucking deconstructed. You're deconstructed.
You're his friends. Describe him to me.
The man's a sweetheart, but he has trouble expressing his emotions.
Sometimes he does weird things. He's confusing.
Emotionally, isn't he just a piece of cardboard?
Oh no way. He's very affectionate.
I mean, I wouldn't say affectionate.
-[Luis] He is. And generous. -[Raúl] That's true.
-[Luis] He shares whatever he's got. -Yes, especially his house for birthdays.
But isn't he egocentric and competitive?
He was, but he's calmed down a lot.
He's much more sensitive than he appears.
-I wouldn't say sensitive either. -Well, that's how I see him.
He's becoming a loser. And fatherhood's destroying him.
The man even grew tits, you know.
[chattering]
Mmm!
[mutters]
Hmm.
Don't you like it?
[exhales] I'm just not really hungry.
Luz, I wanted to wait for dessert, but if I don't speak, I'm gonna explode.
-Love, we had a great time together, but-- -I'm married.
For 18 years. I have two kids, Paula and Daniel.
I've never done this before. I don't know what happened with you.
I'm not like this.
Take it easy, breathe.
[exhales]
If you don't wanna see me anymore, I understand.
No, it's fine.
If it's not a problem for you, then I'm good.
Come on, eat. It's delicious. [chuckles]
Mmm!
[Rosa] Raúl, what does loving properly mean to you?
[Raúl clicks tongue]
Well, no more lying.
Not fucking around again.
Not getting a vasectomy without telling my wife.
Well, the first step here is admitting your problem.
I see that.
The feeling of love can be very, um, complicated.
My ex says it's not a feeling, that it's an action.
And she's right. When you really care about someone,
whether a partner or a friend, you put their well-being
before your own personal desires.
And that's loving properly.
Rafa, hey.
I'll deflower you if it makes you happy. Okay?
[sighs]
Blanca! Blanca! Put something nice on. We're going out.
-I'm not going anywhere like this. -No, no, Hans.
Hans has prepared for you a special romantic dinner.
Oh sure. Now fuck off.
[gasps] Blanca, I really need to sell the house, okay?
I already spoke to a notary.
-I can't leave now. I'll miss you. -[shouts]
[huffs] All right, Hans says he's willing to stay in Spain for you.
This is a miracle.
How many opportunities do you think you're gonna have at this point in your life?
So, right to my face, you call me both old and unbearable?
Perspective here, Blanca, huh?
Perspective.
Yeah.
Shit, Hans isn't here. Where the hell is Hans?
-[Blanca shouts] -Hans! [gasps]
Okay, there he is.
[in German] Ah, Blanca, my princess.
[in English] I bought drinks so he'd be loose.
-I'm going. -No, no, no, no.
-The three of us are gonna sit. -[sighs]
And we're gonna remember all of the wonderful things…
-…that made you fall in love together. -[sighs] Madly. That's for sure.
Sit! No, no! Just one second. You sit down.
-Hans! -[loud thud]
So handsome, huh? Hmm.
Rubén, I'm waiting outside.
I've been here a while.
[horn honks]
That's handicapped parking only.
Oh, I'm waiting for someone. One minute.
That's my spot.
Oh, my bad. Sorry. Sorry!
-Hey! [grunts] -Oh, uh…
-What took you so long? -I couldn't decide what to wear.
-Uh, where are we going? -I don't know. Surprise me. [chuckles]
[horn blaring]
Patricia, go to bed. You must be tired.
-I'd prefer to finish cleaning. -[Pedro laughs] No.
Do it tomorrow. Come on.
-Okay, if you want. -[chuckles] Go on.
-[chuckles] Get some rest. -Thank you, sir. Good night.
Good night, Patricia.
Want me to sleep with Gael?
No, don't worry. I'll sleep with him.
I love him so much. I don't mind, sir.
Then imagine how much I love him. Come on.
[intercom rings]
-Who's ringing the bell so late? -Huh? [gasps]
Come on in.
Uh, that's just my friend.
Good night, okay? Go to bed.
Patri!
[huffs]
This is quite the house you have here, Pedro. [laughs]
Do you like it?
-I like the owner more. -[sighs]
-Come on. -[laughs]
[dance music playing]
Girl, I'm the mistress, the other woman. It's perfect.
Yeah, right.
-Forget all about emotional respect. -Hey, I'm not the cheater here.
Nobody hits on me ever.
You hit on them.
-I'm taking a slut lap. Stay here. -[laughs]
Luz.
Oh my God. Um…
-Natalia. How are you? -Of course. [chuckles]
-How's Raúl? -We broke up a while ago.
Ah! Well, you should have kept him,
because the man was great in bed.
-Yeah. Yeah. -[both laugh]
-How is it going? On the app still? -Not anymore. I'm seeing someone new.
I'm a recent divorcée. From my wife!
-Well, all right then. -[laughs]
Blanca throws things at you because she's very passionate.
But she's also loving
and an intelligent woman
with so much talent for… [sighs]
…for poetry.
[Blanca chuckles] Mm-hmm.
In the place where shadows whisper secrets
And the wind drags memories
-[imitates snoring] -A little spark of light above her
[Santi] Painting. Massages.
-[bones crack] -[shouts] Mom, God damn it!
[Santi] Cooking. And a lot of other things.
That's just the tip of the iceberg of why I fell madly in love with Blanca.
Oh, Santi, that's beautiful.
[Hans] Blanca is all yours.
-There's still love there. -No. I've lost Blanca forever.
But now you can concentrate on Hans, 'cause he is a man with big talents.
-Yeah, but double-dipping. -That's good.
Look, I thought it was risky to buy the house before you'd fought.
But now you've already been through this first crisis,
and you can make this purchase now with so much more consciousness, huh?
Blanca, you are my only.
-Sure about that? -[Santi] Hey!
-Don't mess with me, Hans. -[Santi] Come on!
Just sign this agreement and we'll go to the notary tomorrow.
[laughing]
-Hans, snap out of it! -[grunts] Yeah, all right.
-[Santi] Come on. -Okay, I'll take the plunge. [chuckles]
-[Blanca] Oh! -[Hans laughs]
-[both laughing] -[sighs]
-[chattering] -[dance music playing]
[woman] What's up, papi? Don't you twerk?
Pardon me, um…
Yaryángelis, but you can call me Yary.
Okay, Yary, well, um…
It's time for me to head out.
You won't buy me another drink, big boy?
Bro!
Hey, good-looking. Are you alone, honey?
I'm a police officer.
Then I'll give you a discount.
-[crowd chattering, laughing] -[dance music playing]
Oh shit!
-[chattering, laughing] -[dance music playing]
Iris, I'm straight though.
How can you be sure if you haven't experimented?
Hey, what is this?
You're not getting laid?
-Ulises, have you been drinking? Oh! Hey. -[groans]
-[sniffs, grunts] -[Iris] Thank God you're here.
-Or he'll end up like before. -What do you mean?
Well, I wrote and played the lead in Echoes of a Lie,
which in all honesty is a super deep play.
And I was this close to starring in Alpha Males.
-Esther, I'm leaving! -You're leaving?
-[groans] -Yes, I have plans.
Then I'm going home too. I'm not staying here alone.
What do you mean? Hang at the bar.
I don't mind hearing you fuck. I've seen you do it before.
-Mingle, Esther. -Ciao.
How long should I stay? Lesbian sex takes forever.
[cell phone rings]
[clicks tongue] What?
[Luis] You left the kids alone and Ulises ended up in an alcohol coma?
Holy shit! Who snitched on me about Dubai?
Dubai? You went to Dubai?
Hey, Luis, don't get me started, all right?
-I'm the one who ruined this marriage? -Well, you did. Deal with it.
-Go on with the love of your life. -Here we--
Hey, you. What are you doing later?
Give me a chance, all right?
[Rubén] There are a lot of insecure men who don't accept that things have changed.
I wouldn't have a problem earning less than a woman.
I'd be happy to be retired by a lady. [chuckles]
And what do you do, Rubén?
-I work in real estate. Premium market. -[cell phone chimes]
That's why I take care of my image.
Hey, if you ever need to rent a place
or buy or sell a house, anything like that.
I'm your man. So, what do you do now?
Uh, flight attendant.
[Rubén] Oh, like, air waiter? That's sexy.
Hmm. Uh, the check, please. Now.
You don't want a drink or…? I'm having a blast.
Actually, I don't drink a whole lot.
-[Rubén] Ah. -Yeah.
As a kid, I wanted to be a pilot, 'cause of Top Gun.
I wanted to be the whore from Pretty Woman.
[chuckles]
Uh, 127 divided by 2…
[gasps]
We need to talk.
[panting] Are you spying on me with the cameras?
-The cameras were your idea. -I'll take them down then.
Whatever. First explain what the hell's going on.
Our agreement doesn't say anything about bringing guests home.
Pedro, use your head for once.
-[shushes] -So what if Gael wakes up?
He's a baby. He won't understand anything.
You started dating Tomás when you were pregnant,
so he already knows about third parties.
Are you two serious?
It's too early.
No, because if so, for one, I won the bet. And for two, you're going to introduce me.
Fine. It's not serious, and I won't bring her here again.
[Gael crying]
Go take care of your son. Or are you too busy fucking?
You leave my house. This is my house tonight.
[Gael crying]
-[Tania shushing] -[door slams]
[sighs, chuckles]
-They're adorable when they're this small. -[chuckles] Uh-huh.
Trouble sleeping? What's the matter?
A real nightmare.
-[muffled jazz music playing] -[spray hisses]
Hello. [chuckles]
It's all right. Come in.
-What the hell is all this? -Get in here.
[music continues playing]
[trills]
[sighs] Champagne?
This is weird.
I'm really nervous too.
[sighs]
[Raúl exhales]
[exhales] Ooh.
Oh… [gags]
-No, no way! -[grunts]
-What-- what's wrong? -Nothing, man, but we're straight.
Doesn't feel right.
I'll-- I'll blow out the candles.
-I'm not in the mood anymore. -[blowing]
-Better, right? So what now? -[exhales]
[Rafa] Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly!
-[Raúl] I got it! I got it! -No, no, no!
-Watch out! I need to get around you. -[Rafa] It exploded!
-I'm getting it now! -Hey, take it easy.
-You look nice. -[both chuckle]
[Natalia] Good morning.
-[man] Hey, how are you? -Mmm. Fine. [chuckles]
-Can I get you guys toast? -Sure, do you have avocados?
I don't know.
-I love avocados. -Yeah.
-Good morning, my loves. -Morning.
-Hello. -[Esther] Tsk!
Huh?
She showed me a photo of her boyfriend, and I said, "Bring him over."
-This is your life now? -[chuckles]
-Yes, get dressed. We have a meeting. -[exhales] Oh!
[chuckles]
-[Esther sighs] -[camera shutter clicks]
-I don't know. Hey, show me yours. -[shutter clicks]
-Hmm? -Your feet.
I need a bare foot. [exhales]
Holy shit.
Girl, everything about you is nicer. [groans]
-[Luz] What are you doing? -[door opens]
-[gasps] -[sniffles]
-[sighs] Morning. -Good morning.
Why are you here?
-Uh… -You know my ex?
Um…
Well, I think that this is a conflict of interest.
Hey, stop it. Take a seat. It's nothing.
What's happening? Hmm?
Ah, well, I have had sexual relations with the other party.
[Esther] Sexual relations?
-[laughs] Right… -Esther, you gave me a foot job.
Well, I think this is a personal matter. We can proceed with--
My God! You're sick. You know that?
Me? Your lawyer's the degenerate.
Luis!
[scoffs] We're not getting anywhere.
[Esther sighs]
[classical music playing] anywhere.