[Pedro] No, no, no, no. Tell me right now what that fucking asshole did to you,
'cause I'm gonna kill him!
-I can defend myself. Thank you. -But how are you doing?
Did you get checked at a hospital?
Pedro, he groped me, whipped his cock out,
and I left. That's it.
He's a dead man.
It's nothing. Let's move on with our lives, okay?
You with your deconstruction and me with my heteropessimism.
But wait a second. What did you call me for?
Okay, we just need one picture. Excuse me. Excuse me, Pedro.
-[reporter] Right over here. -Ah, shit.
[reporters clamoring]
-Oh, here he comes. -[horn honks]
-Pedro, one second! -Get out of the way, please.
-[clamoring] -[reporter 2] Pedro!
[Daniela sighs]
Thanks.
You're welcome. Now, where'd you say you were going?
We never told you.
[laughs] Smart-ass.
ALPHA MALES
Hello.
Who are you?
I'm Claudia, friend of Raúl's.
-I told you so. He's got a girlfriend. -Honey, no, no, no.
But you're not a couple. Right, Claudia?
Ah, when we're together, I'm whatever he wants.
She's a prostitute?
No, come on. No, mm. I don't think so. I mean, I don't know her that well.
[Raúl] Good morning, fam.
-You! You're that woman's john? -You ratted me out, bro?
She figured it out. But why did you bring her here?
'Cause I'm blowing a fortune on hotels.
-Go to your house then. -Sure, and have Marimar make us breakfast.
-Aren't you ashamed of paying for sex? -Not at all. It's consensual.
Coerced consent. There's no desire.
Claudia has an amazing time with me, okay?
And I'm saving her from bad situations with… disgusting guys.
And what makes you think you're not disgusting?
She gives me a discount, and she cums a lot, like, three times last night.
You said "Claudia," right?
What are you doing, kid?
Sweetie, Raúl's just a temporary john, okay?
While he rehabs, right?
She's the only whore I see, so I'm a faithful john.
Check out your girlfriend. [laughs]
[Raúl] How did you find her?
[Álex] "Claudia is dedicated. She gave me a discount and came three times."
Another one. "Yeah, she's quite affectionate and quite tight."
"Could use more tongue in her blowjobs, but fucking's excellent."
"The girl loves it. You can tell she enjoys herself."
I mean, I'm with Claudia, so I don't hurt anyone else.
-Claudia doesn't count? -She's a pro. You don't get it.
Raúl, it's paid rape!
You let her rip me a new asshole?
Well, she's an abolitionist, and so am I. Hey, dude, why are you paying for company?
'Cause I need to fuck, dude.
-Why do you have to fuck at all? -What's the point of life without fucking?
Maybe you'll find out when you stop being a complete asshole.
Ah, leave me alone. It's like everything I do is wrong. Everything.
Ah, burned myself!
[doorbell rings]
-Where's Edu? -He's a total asshole.
So, he's not coming.
I told him, "Honey, let's hire a guy to assemble it."
And he said, "No, no, I'll do it."
Three months and that prick hasn't unboxed that shoe rack.
And he calls me hysterical!
Natalia, I don't need to know all these things, okay?
Keep the mystery alive and all that.
She's a total asshole!
-You're here? -You're trying to screw her without me?
-You're not? -[Natalia] I've come to talk to my friend.
-Yeah, so did I. Oh! -You're disgusting! Seriously, disgusting!
I was listening to them argue, and it was such a pain in the ass.
Over an Ikea shoe rack!
Holy shit! He resigned!
-Who? -The ally rapist!
-[Luz] What? -Oh, hold on.
I have to do the responsible thing.
I am leaving my seat and the party to focus on myself
and recover from the toll that being
on the political front lines has taken.
I told you. Clusterfuck.
[reporter] This decision is causing a real political earthquake,
both within the party and the governing coalition,
where voices are already calling for a snap election.
-Ah! [laughs] -[Luz] Bye now!
He whips his dick out, and they call an election.
-It's the butterfly effect! -I'm over it. Can we please focus now?
We're trying to reclaim our femininity.
-[Luz] Right. -Sure, sure, sure, sure. Mm-hmm.
[whistling]
[grunting]
-You gonna be long? -[grunts]
Huh? No, this is the last one.
[grunts]
Whoo! [laughs]
Hey. Whoa. Shall I take some weight off?
No, no, I'll put more on.
[exhales]
-Son of a bitch. -[cell phone rings]
-Luis. -[Luis] Hey, what's up, Pedrito?
Uh, can I borrow your motorcycle?
[Pedro] Go for it, yeah!
[laughs] Okay, good, good.
Turn, turn, turn. Give it some gas. Come on, give it some gas.
Whoops! It's a tight turn.
-[Pedro] Give it some gas. -Right.
Uh, lean the bike. Luis!
-Come on, don't be scared, man. -[cell phone rings]
-Honey. -[Tania] Can we meet up this afternoon?
Whenever you want. I have time now. I'm your boy toy.
-[engine revs] -[clattering]
-Luis, I'm gonna kill you! -[Luis] I'm okay! I'm okay!
The biggest lie we've been sold regarding individualism
is that we don't need each other.
And women depend on men as much as men depend on women.
A man's simplicity helps balance a woman's two polarities,
the erotic and the maternal.
-For years… [continues indistinct] -They are ripping you apart.
Asking why you went to his house.
-Hey, put down your phone. -No, I'm bored.
-[instructor] Everything okay back there? -Yeah. Sorry. [chuckles]
-[instructor] What's your name? -Um, Esther. Esther Alonso.
Esther, what do you want from this course?
I suppose, uh, to reclaim my femininity, right?
My husband, almost ex-husband, says I have toxic masculinity.
We all have a feminine dimension, Esther.
Well, let's see if mine comes out. [laughs]
We have financing. We can build whenever we want.
-Oh, hell yeah! -Guy or girl?
-Huh? -The bank manager.
Oh! A guy, a guy. There's still a few left. [cackles]
[laughs] Ah, well, now you can ask for quotes
from three contractors to compare prices. Ah!
And then you can handle the building permit with the city,
pay the zoning licensing fees
and find a surveyor and a geotechnical team.
Uh, you're doing that, aren't you?
I don't know. Since I'm such a pain in the ass.
You know? I thought you'd rather do it yourselves.
-Santi, you're the architect though. -Oh, sure, yeah.
It's just I realized that my energy's a bit too clingy.
But don't worry, okay? I'm gonna work on that.
-[Luis] Hey, where you going? -[Santi] Fuck off!
Santi!
How are you, love? Feeling better?
Yeah, yeah, I'm over it. I'm fucking all day.
-You go, girl! -[exclaims]
My love, how are you?
Me? Oh, I'm great, love, and you?
Fantastic, fantastic! We're getting closer.
Sure, sure, sure, everything's tip-top.
But I've noticed something weird. You and I have never kissed.
I mean, we've done all sorts of things, but we haven't kissed.
Yeah, come on, we did. I'm sure.
Pecks to keep up appearances. What I mean is a real kiss.
Like making out.
Why? I don't get it.
Raúl, let's talk about our feelings, okay?
I love you, Raúl.
Yeah, I love you too, man, a lot.
I'm in love with you.
Oh come on, no!
How could two heteroflexible men fall in love? Impossible.
Kiss me for real. See what happens.
You can suck my dick. I can put it in your ass, but kiss? Why? [laughs]
-Come on, get back to work. -[grunts]
[Raúl] You're distracting me.
[instructor] Raise your hand if at some point
as a child you felt lonely on the school playground.
Don't be afraid. Pathetic, right?
They've sold us this idea that loneliness is traumatic and painful.
And that's why we emotionally cling to other people.
But loneliness is neither a punishment nor a weakness.
It's a resource.
In fact, it improves creativity and self-knowledge.
Without loneliness, Newton could never have written his Principia Mathematica.
Einstein could never have developed…
-…the Theory of General Relativity. -[man whistling]
[instructor] In a society that never stops making noise,
loneliness helps us find our balance.
-Knowing how to be alone is a superpower. -[man mutters]
-Hey! Darío! Darío! -Shit.
-How are you, man? -Good.
You don't remember me? It's me, Borja. Come on.
-I'm a fellow incel. -Yeah, Borja.
-I don't want trouble. -What's up, my guy?
-Listen, I'm sorry if I offended you. -What do you mean "offended"? Relax, man.
Hey, look. That was quite a stunt you pulled to bang that hot reporter chick.
-Uh… -Did you end up banging her or not?
-Um, yeah, a little. -"A little," he says. You bastard!
Hey, listen to me, on Easter break,
we're all going on a trip to Lourdes. You coming?
Uh, no, I'm learning to be alone.
I'm the same, but what can I do, huh? These bitches, they're just ridiculous.
Well, then, okay, yeah. See you later. Okay, bye, bye.
-[horn honks] -Love you, Darío.
-You're my hero! -Fuck me.
-[officer] Luis Bravo! -Present, sir!
Go ahead.
[Luis] Peter, I passed the maneuvers test!
-Seriously? -I didn't knock over a single cone!
I have the traffic test tomorrow. Can I borrow your motorcycle?
-No. -[buzzer sounds]
How are you, my love?
-[chuckles] Mm. -[sniffles] Sit down.
Ho-ho. [laughs]
So serious. [exhales]
-Did I go overboard with the card? Huh. -[clears throat]
-Uh, I'm breaking up with you. -[exhales]
There's something going on. I don't know what.
I don't want you to deny it or tell me what it is.
I don't wanna check your phone or hire a detective.
I just wanna be at peace.
So I'm going to listen to my instincts and tell you to fuck off
with all the love in the world.
[sighs] All right.
[clears throat] Uh, maybe it's true that I haven't been totally honest with you.
-Don't tell me. I told you not to. No, no. -Wait.
-It's nothing bad. -I don't care, Pedro. Nope.
Look, I'm going to live in a commune with my best friends.
We already bought the plot. We just need to build the houses.
There will be a swimming pool, a padel court. The only thing is that--
I mean, in theory, it's…
[clears throat] …a women-free space.
[Tania] Hmm?
I don't know how to deal with this, Pedro. I'd almost prefer you were fucking around.
Oh, would you live there with me? I mean, I can ask the guys.
[laughs] Pedro, I really appreciate the offer.
I have nothing against your friends. I don't know who they are really.
But the idea of living surrounded by a bunch of guys
who are allegedly deconstructed, but actually need a safe space
to be sexist is not very appealing.
Yeah, yeah. I should've, uh, kept it to myself.
Honey, you'll have to decide.
You're old enough to know you can't have everything in life.
CINEMA
[Santi] Hi. Uh, one ticket for Whispering to the Breeze.
-VIP seat. -Just one?
Yes, one. Yes.
-Row ten, center? -No, no, no.
Um, first row.
I don't want anyone in the front or on the sides or behind.
-[door opens] -Hmm.
[instructor] Connect with your body, with your sensuality.
No one is judging you.
-She's not recording this, right? -She just said no one is judging us.
[instructor] Whoever wants to take off their clothes can take them off.
[Daniela sighs]
-[Luz] Whoo! -[laughing]
-Why didn't they serve alcohol? -[instructor] Howl!
She-wolves, howl!
-Howl! -[howling]
[instructor] I want to hear those she-wolves!
[howling]
[instructor] Howl!
The guy locks you up in a room, gropes you, takes his willy out,
and then you follow him to his place?
[commentator] She must have been paralyzed with fear.
[commentator 2] This girl was an influencer,
then an influ-hater, then an Instamom.
Nothing worked for her, and she said, "Well, I'll cozy up to this famous guy…"
-Esther, turn that off. -Shh! Leave it. I have to get used to it.
[commentator 2] She's an exploiter who has an immigrant
breastfeeding her son at home.
Turn it off now.
Shame you got off social media. You'd be getting a lot of new followers.
Daniela, congratulations on being so brave.
-I believe you, sister. -Thank you.
[woman] I put together the list, and had I known that this man
was an alleged sexual assailant,
he would not have been our spokesperson or representative.
-Typical, a politician passing the buck. -Hey, turn it off, I said.
[instructor] Remember, tomorrow at nine,
we have the conscious menstruation workshop.
Uh, what if we don't have a uterus anymore?
The workshop will align you with your menstrual harmony,
whether you bleed or not.
If that doesn't resonate, you can go forest bathing.
You mean… a walk?
Oh, and tonight, don't forget the exercise with the mirror.
-[all laugh] -[instructor] Hmm?
Ugh! I don't get it. [groans]
How does staring at my pussy help me reclaim my femininity?
It's supposed to be a way to reconnect with your sexuality without complexes,
accepting yourself fully.
Well, I've plopped out two kids.
-Let me see yours. -Girl!
-It's just to compare. [scoffs] -[cell phone rings]
Irene.
[Irene] How are you? What are you doing?
[scoffs] I'd rather not tell you.
You seen the news? They're ripping her to shreds.
They want you to do a live interview tomorrow
on prime time to tell your side of the story.
No, pass, pass. I'm at a nice retreat,
dancing naked and staring at my cooch.
Daniela, silence doesn't help.
-The shame should be on him, not you. -How much do they pay?
I'm not doing an interview. Period.
Okay, hang in there, girl.
Guys, if everything goes well,
tomorrow at this time,
you'll have a motorcycle horseman dad!
And when is Mom coming back?
As soon as we sign the agreement. There are just some silly loose ends.
[Iris] You found a girlfriend?
Mom's been going on a lot of dates at night.
-Yeah, you've told me that several times. -They're all a bunch of whores!
Ulises! Wait.
Sofía left him for an older guy.
[Luis exhales]
[door creaks open]
-[Luis] I'm sorry about your girlfriend. -I knew she was a slut!
No, no, no, no. Stop it, okay?
You won't ever change Sofía's mind.
But you can reflect on what you did wrong
and try to be a better person.
-[sighs] -Poor Dad, he's so lonely.
Mom's gonna find a boyfriend, but Dad…
Mom won't find anyone. She's way too old.
Ulises, we have to help him.
-Good evening. For two? -Evening.
Uh, one. How many people do you see here?
-One. [chuckles] -Right this way, please.
[Santi clears throat]
[sighs] Thanks.
Hmm.
Would you like something to drink while you wait?
Huh? Waiting for who exactly? I'm a sologamist.
I'm sorry.
-I'll have a beer if you don't mind. -Of course.
Off the menu, we have spider crab cannelloni and scallops au gratin.
And as main course, we have aged beef rib eye for two.
Well, one cannelloni, please.
Comes with two pieces.
Couldn't I just get one piece?
-Mm-hmm. -And the seafood rice.
-Um… -What?
The rice is for two, I'm afraid.
Yeah, but I want it for myself. [chuckles]
I mean, do I have to get a girlfriend, bro, to get some fucking seafood rice?
Of course not, sir, and if there's leftovers, we'll get you a container.
There won't be any leftovers, because I came to shovel it all in. Thanks.
Would you like wine?
Yes, one glass, please, if that's all right.
-Hmm? Thank you. -You're welcome.
[Santi] Mm-hmm.
[bartender] Like another one, sir?
Yes, please.
[woman chuckles]
Seems you and I are stood up.
Huh? Ah, no, no, no.
No one will ever stand me up ever again. I'm a sologamist.
-Oh! Single, right. -[Santi] No, careful.
You see, a single person's a weirdo,
and sologamy is a lifestyle.
-Mm-hmm. Thank you. -Mm. [laughing]
People love changing the name of everything, right?
-Where are you going with that glass? -[inhales]
Well, I thought we might have a drink together.
No, no, no, and let me explain to you why.
Um, hmm, listen, you're a very nice woman. You're pretty.
Okay? And I'm sure I'd fall in love with you, because that's who I am.
We'd start a situationship.
I'd ask where this is going.
You'd say, "I don't wanna label it." You'd break my heart.
And you'd end up leaving me because I'm missing something.
You don't know what it is, but it's missing.
[gasps] But not anymore!
M'kay? You know why? 'Cause I have a superpower.
I like being solo.
I'm a sologamist. [chuckles]
[slurps, smacks lips]
[dog barks]
Hi, sweetie.
Do you wanna watch a movie? I had a fight with Leire.
[Santi] No.
Where are you going?
To be in nature, in my motor home. [exhales]
They won't leave me alone in the city. [sighs]
All alone at night in the mountains?
[zipper zips]
That's right.
Santi got pissed off because we said he's a pain in the ass.
Now that I'm mature,
I realize how immature everyone else is, you know? [chuckles]
Claudia.
[snorts, sniffles]
-Yeah, I'm coming, love. -Hmm.
[Claudia moaning]
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It's just, uh, mm, can't focus.
-Just relax. -No, no, no, let's talk for a moment.
-Come here. -Now?
Listen, I know it's silly, but I need to, uh, know.
-[Claudia] Mm. -[exhales]
Do you really have fun with me?
-So much. You give me so much pleasure. -I mean, are you happy with your job?
Do you like what you do?
What's going on?
Well, I mean, you could be doing anything else.
-You're a really smart girl. Mm-hmm. -That's why I chose to be a whore.
Because I own my own life. A whore feminist.
-Huh? -It's compatible.
Then why do you do drugs?
[Claudia sighs]
Because otherwise, my body says no.
[Raúl] Huh.
So then it's coerced consent.
Don't be a drag. Do you wanna fuck or not?
It's just that now it's weird, isn't it?
-[Claudia exhales] -[mutters]
[Claudia clears throat, sighs]
I have a friend who's an abolitionist.
She told me about the long-term psychological effects of prostitution.
Can I get my money, please?
-I've offended you. -If you don't wanna fuck, why am I here?
All right. [sighs]
[sighs] Oh. And, Raúl?
Save the lectures… for the mirror, hmm?
[door opens, closes]
[Santi] Hello, stars!
[gasps]
[sighs]
-[muffled chattering] -[laughing]
-[child] You suck! -[chattering, laughing continue]
Oh!
[man] Morning. What's up? On a family outing?
No, no, I'm alone.
[man] Oh, come with us then. We're doing the waterfall trail.
-It's pumping some major water. -No, no.
I'm not interested in the waterfall. Thank you though.
[man] What, you're gonna stay here alone? You'll be bored to death.
What the fuck do you know? Being with me, myself and I is a riot!
[engine turns over]
[horn honks]
[sighs] Ahh!
[sighs]
Sound bathing, forest bathing. Might as well have gone to the spa!
You guys wanna go to the conscious menstruation course?
Me? I've been in perimenopause for five years.
-[crowd clamoring] -[reporter] Daniela! Question!
-[Esther gasps] -[reporter] Over here!
-[clamoring] -We wanna hear your side!
[clamoring continues]
Menstruation. Conscious menstruation.
[reporter] We believe you. Daniela!
-[clamoring continues] -Oh hi! Hi there. I'm available to--
We have to talk to them. No, come on!
-A relationship? -Her name is Tania. She has beauty salons.
She's a businesswoman. Two 11-year-old kids, Nora and David.
We've been going out for six weeks, and I told her I love her. Once.
On accident.
Why the hell are you telling me?
Maybe we could negotiate with Santi to accept women in the commune.
Santi? Women?
You'd have an easier time changing the Constitution.
[sighs] What do I do?
Nothing. Don't say anything. Not to Santi or anyone.
Just get the situationship going and when she wants more, you leave her.
-Passion only lasts so long. -But weren't you learning to love better?
Yeah, yeah, that's right. But we're talking about you.
I feel like I'm betraying my friends.
That's exactly what you're doing. Unless you break up with her now.
[exhales]
[Pedro] Hey, Rafita!
Tell your friends not to come around so much.
-They look super straight. -Oh!
[Rafa] He won't kiss me. Can you believe it?
No cap. Kiss all you want. You're an inspiration.
-Give me a kiss, Raúl. -No, leave me alone!
Somebody's not feeling it.
[Raúl] Hurry! A table just came in. We're here to work, okay?
We can make out. Stop bothering me.
-No, not here. -[gasps]
-At my place? -Not at your place.
-[groans] -A hotel?
Okay, I'll book it.
[Raúl shudders]
[officer] Okay, let's do the driving test.
We'll go out one at a time onto 30th Street, simulating a motorcade.
We'll hold up traffic, move it to the left.
Listen for radio orders. It's important.
Uh, let's see.
Uh, one second. I don't know what's going on. This damn motor…
The kill switch.
-Ah, oh, I forgot. Thanks a lot. -[engine turns over]
[instructor] For men, sexual desire has no connection to their feelings.
They have the ability to get aroused without any emotional involvement,
something that is physiologically impossible for women.
-I have to disagree. -I'm with her.
I've been horny for guys I don't give two shits about.
-And some girls. -[laughing]
How's your love life going?
Let's continue.
Femininity is harmony,
-It's living in balance between your-- -[Daniela] No, sorry.
I buy that falling in love is more beautiful, but with who?
Where are those men? Because the dating scene's…
-A bloodbath. Awful. -Terrible, right?
Why do you want men if you behave like they do?
If your energy is masculine, you attract feminine men.
Being feminine also means being flexible.
[exhales, sighs]
[grunting]
[exhales loudly]
[groans, sighs]
Uh…
-[boy] I'm gonna get you! -[crowd shouting]
-[clamoring] -[shouting]
-[girl] Come on! -[shouting continues]
[grunts, sighs]
-[animals bleating] -[shepherd trilling]
[trills] That's right!
Hey, buddy! Nice weather we're having, huh?
[sighs] Looked like it was gonna rain earlier.
[TV playing]
Back already?
It's easier to be alone in the city than in nature.
Why do you have to take everything to extremes?
Actually, it's been good for me.
I'm discovering a lot of things about myself.
If I had done this before, you might not even exist. Huh.
So you can thank me for my clingy energy. Mm-hmm.
[man on TV] How dare you! And your mother…
[winces] No, stop. I can't do it.
It's just a tiny cut. Don't be a pussy.
-You do it then. -You're the depressed one.
Dad's not gonna believe-- [shouts]
-What the fuck? You're insane! -Put gauze on. You're staining the floor!
-[Ulises winces] -[Raúl] Done with your tantrum?
[Santi] Yes. I thought I was a misogamist.
But I'm a sologamist.
It makes me think. Maybe I don't need to live in a commune.
Moving in with all of you.
Hey, by the way, how's the permitting going?
Who went to the city hall to approve it?
What is it? Want us to apologize?
Precisely. Saying you're sorry is just the beginning.
Okay, man, sorry. You're not a pain.
You're just, uh…
-Uh, intense. -That's it. The word wasn't coming to me.
So I'm not a clingy energy pain in your asses?
-No, come on, no. -No!
And even if you were, we love you the way you are.
-I love you guys too. -[laughing]
[Luis] Oh.
[exhales]
Jesus fucking Christ.
[Luis grumbles]
-I'm a motorcycle horseman, guys! -Miracle!
-It's a miracle! -[shouting]
-[laughing] -Whoo-hoo!
-Come here, you bastard! Hetero pat. -[Luis] I told you!
[laughing]
[Luis] I directed traffic perfectly, like this, with my hand.
-I'm the Moses of 30th St. -[Santi] I'll go get some shots.
Because today is a beautiful fucking day.
-[laughs] Huh! -Oh!
-[cell phone rings] -[Luis chuckles] Oh! Uh…
Oh.
-Iris, sweetie, I passed! -[Iris] Congratulations, Dad!
Ulises has been reflecting, and he's self-harming.
-He what? -He's bleeding a lot from his wrists.
He's making a mess.
[Marimar] Sweetie, at this age, you think you wanna die,
but you can get through anything.
[chuckles] Believe me.
-[Luis sighs] Marimar. -Luis.
I was very scared.
-And since she's a nurse. -Mmm. [exhales]
This pendant is a reminder of the power of your femininity.
What do you take away from this course? Luz?
That maybe my rejection of stable relationships is more
of a shield than empowering,
and that if someone falls in love with you,
the brave thing to do is to go for it.
[instructor] Esther?
That maybe I was too harsh on my husband.
The bastard's been in love with someone since he was 13.
However, if I'm honest, he wasn't my first choice either.
Daniela?
Yeah, well, what I take away is great memories hanging with my friends,
but otherwise, this course seems like a scam. [chuckles]
-Worse. It's dangerous. -Excuse me.
[Daniela] Yeah, all this stuff about femininity,
meaning to be empathetic and that our responsibility is
to take care of men, because, of course, poor things.
All I hear is a bunch of bullshit.
Yeah, like, society tears us down because we're expected to put up with everything,
like perfect, angelic creatures, and… I'm done.
Long live independence and egocentrism,
which empowers us, for example,
to denounce assaults like the one I have suffered. [exhales]
I had a blast. That was so great.
I think we should set up a commune so all of us can live together,
like Luis and his friends.
What?
Pedro didn't tell you about it?
They bought a plot of land, and they're building four houses to live together.
-[Daniela] You're kidding, right? -No girls allowed.
Patriarchal Pact LLC.
[sighs, scoffs]
[exhales]
[inhales] Again with the champagne.
Are you nervous?
I'm a little nervous.
-Well, let's get it over with. -Mm.
-Mm. [sighs] -Easy. [grunts]
[Rafa panting]
[grunts] Mm!
-Dude. -Oh… [sighs]
-Mm! -Oh, wait. Rafa!
-Rafa. Rafa! -Mm! Mm! Mm!
-[shudders] -Raúl!
Too much tongue? [gasps]
-Uh, hey. -Mm. Finally.
-Sorry. I was helping Paula with her math. -Mm.
-Fucking polynomials. -[chuckles]
Listen, I, mm, I need to apologize.
The other day when you said you were going to leave your wife,
I mean, well, it caught me a little by surprise.
But it was nice. I don't know.
I guess my fear of commitment is a shield--
No, really, it's okay. You were right. I felt like such an idiot.
-It's fine. -I've been married for 20 years.
And I was about to flush it all down the drain.
I am madly in love with you, but we can't see each other anymore.
I see that you'll never love me back.
[doorbell buzzes]
When were you planning to tell me about your sexist pigs commune?
I mean, I haven't told you anything because nothing's been decided yet.
Oh, really? You already have the land, right?
Patriarchal Pact LLC? Sounds like a joke.
I had a kid with a stand-up comedian. Great.
It's all ready to be built, but… [clears throat]
…it's a women-free space, and I'm really happy with Tania.
A women-free space?
Do you have snipers on the roof in case a fruit fly with a vagina enters?
Uh, Daniela, it's not easy.
I have to choose between my oldest friends and Tania.
Tania. It's gotta be Tania.
Really?
The alternative is that my son, my only son,
is raised like Mowgli in the jungle like an animal by Santi, Luis and Raúl.
Hello!
So you're telling me to choose my relationship over my friends?
For God's sake, choose Tania. I love her. Tania.
Can you take me home in the trunk?
[Luis] So, how about you? How are you doing?
Fine. I'm back at the hospital in palliative care.
-It's really chill. -I'm getting a divorce. [exhales]
[gasps] I'm so sorry.
I told Esther that the less I loved her,
the more beautiful my love for her was, but, um…
I mean, that's not exactly right.
And then, when I told her that you were the love of my life, well… [laughing]
[Marimar gasps]
-[Luis trills] -[sighs]
Luis.
Yeah, yeah, no. No need to tell me again that you don't feel the same way.
I'm not the love of your life. You had a crush on me at school,
and since it went nowhere, you've idealized me.
I did it to Raúl. Look what happened.
I mean, idealizing Raúl was, uh…
[laughing]
-Now, do it. -[cell phone vibrating]
-[vibrating continues] -[Marimar] Mm. Mm.
[Luis] Mm. Hmm.
Oh!
It's, uh, Esther. Huh.
Hey. [exhales]
Hey, I was thinking we could talk and be more rational about all of this.
Yeah, of course. Whenever you want.
Are you at the house?
Uh, yeah.
I'm coming up.
[splutters] Well, but--
-Is everything okay? -[gasps]
-Anyone there? -[both] Mommy!
Oh, my loves! Hey!
Mm! Mm! Mwah!
-What a surprise! [chuckles, sighs] -[Esther] Luis. I--
I'm not going to sue you. We'll sign tomorrow.
-Serious? -[Iris] Are you back together?
[Ulises] If they sign, they're divorced.
Yes, but on good terms, okay? We're going to be a super happy broken family.
-That's great! -[Esther] I'm staying over.
Shall we watch a movie?
Or better yet, you can go down to get a pizza.
The kids really missed you. [exhales]
But I said super happy broken family. We should all go together. Oh my God!
[chuckles] Hey, where are you going?
What are you looking for?
[Esther] A coupon I had for the pizzeria.
[grunts, chuckles] Here it is.
-We saved five bucks. Ha! -Oh.
[Esther] Kids!
-[Marimar sighs] -[door closes]
-[diners chattering] -[Esther exhales]
Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Uh, no, sweetie.
The dating scene is complicated.
-You're lucky you're a lesbian. -[Iris] I'm not a lesbian. I'm pansexual.
[Esther] Whatever. As long as you're not straight.
-They're all stupid whores. -Ulises! [gasps]
Sofía dumped him.
-Luis, what's happening with you? -[Luis] Uh…
-Put the phone down. It's family night! -I'm gonna run back home.
-I have some turds piling up. -Just do it here.
-I feel weird. -[Esther scoffs]
Your dad's so fussy.
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