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♪ Everyone I know is tired ♪
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♪ And everyone I know
Is wired ♪
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♪ To machines, it's obscene ♪
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♪ I'll just scream
'Til it don't hurt no more ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Everyone I know is happy ♪
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♪ But everyone I know
Is napping ♪
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♪ Half the day thrown away ♪
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♪ But I can't find
The thrill anymore ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm not sure ♪
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♪ I wanna go on ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm not sure ♪
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♪ I wanna go on at all ♪
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You're gonna get
a veggie burger
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with sweet potato fries.
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You don't know
what I'm gonna get.
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Okay.
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You girls all set?
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Yeah. Can I get
the Chinese chicken salad
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- and a hot green tea, please?
Mmm-hmm.
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And for you?
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Um, can I please have...
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...the veggie burger?
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I think... I can't hear you.
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Veggie burger
with sweet potato fries, please.
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Okay.
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- Oh, and can I also have an...
...iced coffee?
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- Just black. Thank you.
- Black. Thank you.
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You don't know me.
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I do know you.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Um, I'm going to have dinner
with Ben.
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- Lucy!
- Jane!
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You have to put him
out of his misery
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and eff him already.
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You need to do that.
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What?
I absolutely do not!
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What's the problem?
He's great, you like him.
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You get to tell your kids
you met
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when his toilet overflowed
into your kitchen.
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- Lucy, he's in love with you.
- Hey. Hey, baby.
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Hi, babe. We just ordered.
I was starving. Hello.
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Oh, yeah? Well, thank you for
waiting that extra 30 seconds
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I told you it would take me
to park.
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Lucy's having dinner
with Ben tonight.
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What? Is tonight the night?
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Are we...
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ready?
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Why did you blow on it?
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Because it's dusty,
silly pants.
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We're friends, you guys.
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He's going to help me
install this new shelf.
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This poor bastard.
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- Let me tell you something.
- What?
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Before this lovely woman and I
made love to each other--
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Ew, no.
Don't say it like that.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
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Before we made love
in each other...
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...we were great friends,
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and I would've installed
anything for her.
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I would've built her a house.
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A very small,
conveniently-sized house.
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You wanna know why?
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Because I knew that was going
to lead to sex.
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I followed her around
like an idiot.
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I got a pedicure once.
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Desperately needed,
but he did.
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You guys, no.
We're seriously just friends.
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We shake hands
after we have dinner.
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Ew!
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- You guys shake hands?
- Yeah.
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- Why would you do...
For God's sake.
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Like...
Like, he's your accountant?
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- No, it's funny.
- It's not funny.
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No, I didn't laugh.
I didn't laugh one time.
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I'm telling you this
because I care.
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You need to fuck
or get off the pot.
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- I don't think that's how--
- Just do it.
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Do it.
Do it.
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- Do it.
- Do it!
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- Do it!
Do it!
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We did it!
Yay.
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How many paintings
do you think it can hold?
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It's sturdy.
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I don't know
if I'd put anything on it.
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I've never
used a drill before.
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Thanks.
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For all your hard work.
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- What is this?
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It's a Stella.
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It might be expired,
though, I...
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Uh, I don't really drink
a lot of beer,
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but it tastes like beer.
Mmm-hmm.
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That's not what I meant.
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- What did you mean?
- Oh.
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Oh!
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- Sorry.
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- I'm gonna go.
No, Ben.
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Why?
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Because you just catapulted
off the bed
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when I got close to you.
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I was caught off guard.
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Caught off guard is when
somebody tosses a ball at you
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and you flinch,
but you still catch it.
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You just slithered away
like Mr. Bean or something.
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I thought
we were just staying friends.
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But you're playing
all these love songs,
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like, really romantic ones.
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It's a playlist.
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It's called, "All The Feelz,"
with a z.
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I can see how
that would be misleading.
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I just liked it
because of the sadness.
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I'll see you later, Lucy.
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I forget, you do like it
when I say "I told you so,"
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- or you don't like that.
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Everything was okay
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until you put it out
into the universe.
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Why don't you just
sleep with him?
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- Because I don't want to.
- Oh, why not?
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I just don't.
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Hmm. May I venture a guess?
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- No.
- I think
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it's because you're afraid
of getting close to someone
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for fear of rejection.
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Or it could be
a fear of intimacy
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stemming from your youth,
your parents' bad marriage
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or something that happened
you can't even remember.
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No.
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Hi. Have you two been
in my class with before?
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We haven't.
Great.
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I love virgins.
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Wow. Oh, my God.
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You two were definitely
sisters in a past life.
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But one of you
betrayed the other
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and burned her at the stake
for being a witch.
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That feels
like a her thing to do.
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Anyways, if you need anything
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during the class,
just let me know.
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I do really bomb adjustments.
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-"Bomb adjustments."
- Thank you all for letting me
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be a part
of your practice today.
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Yoga is a great way to calm
our minds and our bodies
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and to become one
with ourselves and each other.
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So, today's class is gonna be
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a rap battle between Fetty Wap
and Lil Yachty.
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Do you really think
we were sisters?
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I don't think
someone named Sky Jade
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- would make that up.
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I hope I was the cool sister.
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I hope I was called Denise.
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What?
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Denise?
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Yeah. I've always wanted
to be Denise.
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That's so lezz.
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What? Was Nonce taken?
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No, but Nance was.
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- Nonce was available.
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Nobody's named Nonce.
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Don't you wanna have
a different name?
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Yeah!
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But I want it
to be something fun,
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like Frederica, Taraji.
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- You're Denise!
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I can't wait to only
call you Denise from now on.
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Can you please drop me off
at work
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so I don't have
to go home first?
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You got it.
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Going to the bathroom.
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I stole some tampons.
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- These are good ones.
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Call me later,
and take a shower
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because that is a tough smell
right now.
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Good morning, Luce.
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- Hi.
- Hi, my love.
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You're here early.
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Yeah, I was gonna
meditate with a view,
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but then I started making
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a mood board
on Pinterest so...
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Hi. I'm Jane.
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Hi, I'm Brittany.
Nice to meet you.
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Jane is my best friend.
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Brittany's a new
masseuse here.
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Oh, cool.
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- I love your best friend.
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She's a real doozy, isn't she?
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I'll see you later.
It was nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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Bye, Luce.
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Or Denise.
Or whatever your name is.
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Oh, my God.
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Jane, you have a second?
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Yeah, of course.
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Let me just finish
this work-related text.
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I want to talk to you
about something,
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and I want you
to listen closely.
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I've been going
through your emails
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and all of your
electronic communication.
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Listen...
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We just googled those penises.
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No one has that condition.
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Ah.
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I'm totally kidding.
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I honestly don't care
what you email about.
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Jane,
you're from London, right?
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Like, I'm sharp enough
to pick up on this twang.
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Yes. I mean,
I haven't lived there
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since I was, like, 16.
But, yes.
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Um, how would you feel about
opening up an office there?
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Seriously?
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Yeah, there's
a chocolate company
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that wants to give Cadbury
a real run for its Bunny.
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Isn't that clever?
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I thought of it
as I was saying it.
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They want our help
with the campaign,
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and I know
you'd be perfect for it.
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Honestly, I think you're ready
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to have a whole division
to yourself.
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That's an amazing offer.
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I...
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, I do. You can say yes.
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At least think about it,
all right?
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We'll make it
worth your while.
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- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, sure, sure.
Get out of here.
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Yeah.
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Actually,
you can leave it open.
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Actually, shut it.
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Not all the way.
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- That's good right there.
- Yep.
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Little more.
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Perfect.
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Did you get my text?
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Yes. You are
such a strange person.
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- Can we get drinks later?
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Um, yeah. Are you okay?
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Yeah, it's just
dumb work stuff.
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Okay, it's not cancer?
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What? No. Goodbye.
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- Hey.
- Ooh.
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- Whoa.
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- Sorry. Let me get that.
- Sorry.
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- Hmm.
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Whoa, that's incredible.
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Oh, I just like to doodle.
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It's better
than a doodle.
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I love that you can do that.
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- Meg?
Yes?
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- Are you ready to head back?
I'm ready.
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Sorry, I was
googling butt herpes.
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- Hello, Lucy.
- I got you a tequils.
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Oh, God bless you.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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What a delicious beverage.
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You may now tell me
what happened today.
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Wait, before you guys
get into that,
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I'm gonna go take a leak
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while you two
sync your periods.
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Mmm! Nailed it.
262
00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:53,327
- Dumb.
- Stupid.
263
00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:54,995
Ah.
- Really stupid.
264
00:11:58,325 --> 00:12:00,234
So, um...
265
00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:02,936
I got called
into Stu's office today.
266
00:12:02,936 --> 00:12:05,639
Did you get fired?
267
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:08,076
No, I kind of got a promotion.
268
00:12:09,075 --> 00:12:11,245
Jane that is so awesome.
269
00:12:11,245 --> 00:12:13,247
They want to transfer me
to London.
270
00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:16,484
Wait, what?
271
00:12:16,484 --> 00:12:19,287
He wants me
to start up an office
272
00:12:19,986 --> 00:12:21,189
in London.
273
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:24,325
What did you say?
274
00:12:24,325 --> 00:12:26,927
I said yes.
275
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,763
Wow, that's great.
276
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,899
- Thanks.
- Mmm-hmm.
277
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,135
Crazy, right?
278
00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:37,105
When... When?
When does this happen?
279
00:12:37,105 --> 00:12:38,439
Well, not for,
like, six months.
280
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:41,209
So, it's not like tomorrow
or anything.
281
00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,777
Awesome. That's so awesome!
282
00:12:43,777 --> 00:12:45,413
This is so awesome.
283
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,581
Wow. Awesome.
284
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:49,183
You really deserve this.
285
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:52,520
I just feel like, "Why not?"
You know?
286
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,288
Like, I've never been
an adult there.
287
00:12:54,288 --> 00:12:56,057
I might like it.
I can take the tube to work.
288
00:12:56,057 --> 00:12:57,558
I've never taken the tube
to work.
289
00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:58,626
Yeah.
290
00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:00,561
What about Danny?
291
00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:01,795
Oh, he's in.
292
00:13:01,795 --> 00:13:03,231
I mean, what else
is he going to do?
293
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:04,198
He said he could find
some nerdy music blog
294
00:13:04,198 --> 00:13:05,433
to write for over there.
295
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,700
I mean, maybe London
will inspire him
296
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,637
to fucking propose.
297
00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:12,940
You think you're gonna get
engaged while you're there?
298
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:15,543
Well, I mean...
299
00:13:16,442 --> 00:13:17,545
No...
300
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:19,013
He'll probably wait
another eight years.
301
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:20,348
Mmm-hmm.
302
00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:21,982
What?
303
00:13:21,982 --> 00:13:23,851
I know it kinda sucks.
304
00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:25,553
I'm so happy for you.
305
00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:28,089
But...
306
00:13:28,089 --> 00:13:30,591
Well... it's gonna
be weird, isn't it?
307
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:32,726
Not living five minutes
away from each other.
308
00:13:32,726 --> 00:13:35,496
Yeah, but I mean, it's...
309
00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:38,699
- That's... I'm busy, you know?
- Mmm-hmm.
310
00:13:38,699 --> 00:13:41,402
There's, like, all of the stuff
that's going real well,
311
00:13:41,402 --> 00:13:44,038
and all the other
really important things,
312
00:13:44,038 --> 00:13:46,040
and the kids
are almost in college, so...
313
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,476
Uh, how many kids
do you have again?
314
00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:50,044
I have 12 kids.
315
00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:52,046
What are their names again?
316
00:13:52,846 --> 00:13:55,983
They're all named Denise.
317
00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:58,586
- That's right.
318
00:13:58,586 --> 00:13:59,853
Well, honestly, Lucy,
319
00:13:59,853 --> 00:14:01,922
this might be
really good for you.
320
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:04,325
Start painting again.
Sell some shit.
321
00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:05,993
I won't be here
to distract you.
322
00:14:05,993 --> 00:14:08,462
Yeah, totally. Everything...
Jane.
323
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:11,165
Everything is gonna be fine, okay?
324
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:13,434
You're gonna be fine.
I'm fine.
325
00:14:15,203 --> 00:14:18,072
You promise you're gonna
come back all the time?
326
00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:20,041
Yes, of course.
327
00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:23,577
But do you know when?
328
00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:26,014
Like, what dates?
329
00:14:26,014 --> 00:14:27,648
I don't know exactly,
but often.
330
00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:29,617
Cool.
331
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,453
Do you wipe front to back?
332
00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:34,655
Yeah, you have
to wipe front to back.
333
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,157
Yeah, but some people
wipe all the way
334
00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:37,558
in one motion
from front to back.
335
00:14:37,558 --> 00:14:40,328
No, I do two in the front
and one in the back.
336
00:14:40,328 --> 00:14:42,991
- Yeah.
- Tap-tap one. One tap two.
337
00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:44,765
Yeah, that's what I do.
338
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,967
That's why...
339
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:49,270
that's why
we're best friends, Jane!
340
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:51,839
That's why, because...
341
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,474
Lucy...
342
00:14:53,474 --> 00:14:56,110
Because we even wipe
the same way!
343
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:58,879
And now we won't even be
wiping in the same...
344
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,449
- ...country!
- Okay.
345
00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:06,220
- Let... let's wash our hands.
346
00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:09,723
I love you.
347
00:15:11,457 --> 00:15:13,327
Okay, I have a confession.
348
00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:15,024
Sometimes I blow my nose
in my shirt
349
00:15:15,024 --> 00:15:16,464
when I'm working out.
350
00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:19,633
Oh, okay, well,
some of those are my shirts!
351
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,469
I have a little confession
to make.
352
00:15:21,469 --> 00:15:23,471
- Okay.
353
00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:26,174
Sometimes I go pee
in the shower.
354
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:27,508
Everyone pees in the shower!
355
00:15:27,508 --> 00:15:29,177
- Talk about...
- That's not a good one.
356
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,212
- I have a confession.
- Oh, really?
357
00:15:31,212 --> 00:15:33,647
I kissed Amanda Newman
in tenth grade.
358
00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:34,882
- Okay!
- Yeah.
359
00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:36,284
Thousand points
for that confession.
360
00:15:36,284 --> 00:15:37,585
Uh-huh.
Wow.
361
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:39,048
Wait, what?
You never told me that.
362
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:41,289
Yeah. Tenth grade,
behind 7-Eleven.
363
00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:42,856
She dared me to do it
and I did it.
364
00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:44,425
How could you not
tell me that?
365
00:15:44,425 --> 00:15:46,560
That's a big girl
if you kissed a deal.
366
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,196
Mmm?
What?
367
00:15:48,196 --> 00:15:50,431
I mean, it's a big kiss
if you dealt a girl.
368
00:15:50,431 --> 00:15:51,799
I mean...
369
00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:53,934
- The third way to say that.
370
00:15:53,934 --> 00:15:56,003
Why don't you
take a little sip of that water
right there, honey?
371
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:57,738
There you go. Good job.
372
00:15:57,738 --> 00:16:00,208
- Yo, was she a good kisser?
373
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,675
- She was pretty good.
- Mmm-hmm?
374
00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,211
Yeah. She was.
375
00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:05,979
You never even said
this to me before, these words.
376
00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:07,248
I never heard them.
377
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:09,383
Have you ever kissed
a girl before?
378
00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:11,385
No.
379
00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:13,121
Well, if you were
to kiss a girl...
380
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:14,322
Mmm-hmm.
- ...who would it be?
381
00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:16,924
- Who would you kiss?
- Brittany.
382
00:16:16,924 --> 00:16:18,792
Brittany? That's interesting.
383
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,128
- Why is it... Who is...
- Yeah. Yeah.
384
00:16:20,128 --> 00:16:21,462
Who is... Who's Brit-Brit?
385
00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:23,731
She's who does the massages
at my job.
386
00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:26,434
- Is she, uh, gay or straight?
- She's just... I don't know.
387
00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:28,569
Maybe she's straight.
She wears dresses.
388
00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:31,405
Oh, you... Okay. You know
lesbians wear dresses, right?
389
00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:33,274
She said she loved you today.
390
00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:38,146
She is very, very flirty.
She likes to touch me.
391
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:39,947
Do you know
what she calls her? Luce.
392
00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:42,111
Mmm.
And she's just
started working there.
393
00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:43,884
You should do it.
394
00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:46,987
It is not a good idea to
make out with your coworkers,
you guys.
395
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:48,189
Read the news.
396
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:50,024
Right. I'm going to bed.
397
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:51,392
You always do that
so abruptly.
398
00:16:51,392 --> 00:16:52,860
I know when it's time.
399
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,595
Can we have a sleepover?
400
00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:56,364
I don't... Mmm...
401
00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:59,800
You better come
and visit me.
402
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,635
Yeah, I'll bring you
that sandwich
403
00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:06,207
that you really love from that
shitty place on Sunset.
404
00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:08,709
Thank you.
405
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,978
I'll put it in a cooler.
406
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:14,815
It'll stay good on the plane
for 11 hours, right?
407
00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:16,145
For sure.
408
00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:25,559
Are you crying?
409
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:30,264
No.
- Lucy...
410
00:17:30,264 --> 00:17:33,501
I promise it's not
gonna be that different.
411
00:17:38,638 --> 00:17:41,709
- Don't cry.
412
00:17:44,143 --> 00:17:47,348
We can FaceTime and talk
just like always.
413
00:17:49,383 --> 00:17:53,354
Whoa. What's going on?
414
00:17:55,121 --> 00:17:56,490
Lucy...
415
00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:06,100
You know, when I said
that I would
make out with Brittany...
416
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,435
Yes?
417
00:18:09,002 --> 00:18:10,338
I really would.
418
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:12,440
I didn't think you were
lying about that.
419
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,408
But, like...
420
00:18:17,176 --> 00:18:18,579
I really would.
421
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:26,420
Like... Like, really?
422
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,891
Yeah, I think so.
423
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:34,728
Oh, my God.
Why didn't you say anything?
424
00:18:34,728 --> 00:18:37,965
I just felt easier
to keep it buried inside.
425
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:41,369
Fuck, Lucy.
You can't keep this inside.
426
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,003
- You'll explode.
427
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,338
I hate this.
428
00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:53,747
Have you talked
to anyone about this?
429
00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:57,918
How long
have you felt this way?
430
00:18:59,152 --> 00:19:00,454
A while.
431
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:02,890
And you never acted on it?
432
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,958
Like, not even in secret?
433
00:19:06,059 --> 00:19:07,328
Oh!
434
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:09,930
I feel so stupid.
435
00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:16,604
Like... [sighs] I should have
figured this out by now.
436
00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:18,306
You can't look at it that way.
437
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:21,675
Yes, I can, Jane.
I'm 32 years old.
438
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:24,978
There's no timeline
to figuring it out.
439
00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:27,381
People figure this out
when they're, like, nine.
440
00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,183
Nine?
441
00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:31,619
When I was nine,
I pretended I was a puppy
442
00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:33,654
and I would only bark
at people.
443
00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:37,858
Yeah, that sounds strange
to say it out loud.
444
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:39,893
I feel so stupid.
445
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:43,531
And I don't even
know what I am.
446
00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:47,401
I don't even know if I'm...
if I'm really that way,
447
00:19:47,401 --> 00:19:49,837
and I'm just afraid
to admit it,
448
00:19:49,837 --> 00:19:52,206
or if I'm not, and I just...
What?
449
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:55,976
I don't ever, like, date boys.
450
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:58,012
I mean, men. I don't know.
451
00:19:58,012 --> 00:19:59,613
Well, maybe you're both.
452
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:10,124
No. I just should've
figured it out.
453
00:20:10,124 --> 00:20:14,762
When you kissed Amanda Newman,
did you like it?
454
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:20,501
Oh, God, I guess. I had
a Zima. I thought I was drunk.
455
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:24,438
But you weren't like,
"Maybe I'm gay?"
456
00:20:24,438 --> 00:20:26,674
I don't know.
I wasn't gonna, like,
457
00:20:26,674 --> 00:20:28,776
be with Amanda Newman.
458
00:20:28,776 --> 00:20:30,811
- Why? Why not?
- 'Cause...
459
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:33,447
Well, it was just a dumb kiss.
460
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:38,652
So, when you kiss Danny,
are you thinking, like,
461
00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:40,988
"I'm so straight.
I love dudes?"
462
00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:45,059
Usually, I'm like,
"Brush your teeth.
I can taste Subway."
463
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:47,861
Seriously.
464
00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:51,032
I don't know
if it's so simple, Lucy.
465
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,168
How have you felt
sleeping with guys?
466
00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:55,536
Weird.
467
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:57,471
Weird like you think
everything is weird
468
00:20:57,471 --> 00:21:00,208
or weird
like you just didn't like it?
469
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:04,545
Weird like
that must be the reason
I've barely done it.
470
00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,983
Did you think that I was?
471
00:21:09,983 --> 00:21:11,819
A vagina lover?
472
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:15,056
- It crossed my mind.
473
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,857
I'm not. I don't... I...
474
00:21:16,857 --> 00:21:18,792
I don't love vaginas.
I'm not--
475
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:21,629
You did own
a Volvo in high school.
476
00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:24,132
- You did.
- Jane, Volvos are
477
00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:26,700
- the safest car.
- Okay.
478
00:21:27,635 --> 00:21:30,671
Shit, Lucy, I'm sorry. I'm...
479
00:21:30,671 --> 00:21:32,440
I'm mad I never brought it up
480
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,343
if it was hurting you
this much.
481
00:21:35,343 --> 00:21:36,710
It's okay.
482
00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:42,083
I probably would have
just lied anyway.
483
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,218
Well, now we know.
484
00:21:44,218 --> 00:21:48,417
And now, we've got to get you
to make out with Brit-Brit.
485
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,524
I don't even know
if she likes girls.
486
00:21:50,524 --> 00:21:53,194
Well, then we'll find you
some girls who do.
487
00:21:53,194 --> 00:21:57,765
Lucy, from what I understand,
and I believe this to be true,
488
00:21:57,765 --> 00:21:59,867
all lesbians know each other.
489
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:01,902
They've all slept
with each other.
490
00:22:01,902 --> 00:22:04,072
So, for you to enter
into the fray,
491
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:07,208
you're gonna be the star
of the lesbian community.
492
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,342
I don't like that word.
493
00:22:08,342 --> 00:22:11,079
I know. "Community."
494
00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:19,053
I'm scared.
495
00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:20,721
Of course it's scary.
496
00:22:22,087 --> 00:22:25,093
But you think a lot of things
are scary.
497
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,360
You still scared of how
498
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,162
Salt-N-Pepa whisper
in Push It?
499
00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:29,730
Yes. Very.
500
00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:33,367
Look, I'd be scared to touch
someone else's vagina.
501
00:22:35,569 --> 00:22:38,172
But I'm not leaving
this country till you do.
502
00:22:45,413 --> 00:22:48,816
- I love you.
- I love you.
503
00:22:54,886 --> 00:22:58,392
Luce, you okay? What's wrong?
504
00:22:58,392 --> 00:23:01,662
Oh, yeah,
I just had too much tequila.
505
00:23:01,662 --> 00:23:03,797
Oh, give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
506
00:23:03,797 --> 00:23:06,400
I know a cure
for a hangover headache.
507
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,402
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
508
00:23:08,402 --> 00:23:09,637
What'd you do last night?
509
00:23:09,637 --> 00:23:12,106
- Did you have a hot date?
- Mmm, no.
510
00:23:12,106 --> 00:23:15,643
Uh, Jane told me
she's moving to London,
511
00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:18,246
so I got shit-faced.
512
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:21,082
Oh, Luce, I'm sorry,
513
00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:24,152
but, um, I mean, that...
that...
514
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,453
Well, it sucks.
515
00:23:25,453 --> 00:23:27,755
It's fine. It's okay. Um...
516
00:23:27,755 --> 00:23:30,791
Probably not helping
my headache.
517
00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:36,897
- Is that too much?
- No, it's so nice.
518
00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:39,167
Well, we can hang out more.
519
00:23:40,466 --> 00:23:42,370
Unless you...
520
00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:43,471
- Oh, no.
- ...don't want to.
521
00:23:43,471 --> 00:23:45,639
No, no.
I'd love to.
522
00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:48,242
Okay, good.
523
00:23:48,242 --> 00:23:49,977
Because I'm a lot of fun.
524
00:23:51,577 --> 00:23:52,780
More later?
525
00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:11,732
No.
526
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,697
Have you ever fucked
an Uber driver?
527
00:24:43,697 --> 00:24:44,998
- No.
- That's so something
528
00:24:44,998 --> 00:24:46,467
- Drew would do.
529
00:24:46,467 --> 00:24:47,735
You know Drew.
530
00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:49,203
Which one's Drew?
531
00:24:49,203 --> 00:24:50,371
I've talked about him.
532
00:24:50,371 --> 00:24:51,705
He's the one who only talks
on speakerphone.
533
00:24:51,705 --> 00:24:53,307
He's the fucking worst.
534
00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:55,643
- I'd still fuck him, though.
535
00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:56,910
Maybe I should try to do that
536
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,712
- before we leave for London.
- Mmm.
537
00:24:58,712 --> 00:25:00,281
Oh, you're gonna
go to London, too?
538
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:03,612
- Yeah, I told you that.
- Mmm-mmm. No, you didn't.
539
00:25:03,612 --> 00:25:05,819
I can't wait to go
and be on Jane's team!
540
00:25:05,819 --> 00:25:07,388
I'm so excited! Girls.
541
00:25:07,388 --> 00:25:10,758
Say Vegemite! "Vegemite."
542
00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,026
That's Australian.
543
00:25:12,026 --> 00:25:13,761
Love It. Storying it.
Posting it.
544
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,031
I'm fully going bi
when I go to London.
545
00:25:17,031 --> 00:25:19,667
The girls are
so fucking hot there.
546
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,469
Wait. Are you, uh,
seeing anyone?
547
00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:23,171
Uh, no, not right now.
548
00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:25,073
Did you guys know I've only
been with seven people?
549
00:25:25,073 --> 00:25:26,840
Really?
- Isn't that crazy?
550
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,577
My number's nine,
including Danny.
And I feel like...
551
00:25:29,577 --> 00:25:30,911
Danny needs
to let you get to ten.
552
00:25:30,911 --> 00:25:32,746
- Right?
- He needs to.
553
00:25:32,746 --> 00:25:34,315
How many people
have you slept with?
554
00:25:35,214 --> 00:25:36,617
Um...
555
00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:37,918
- Um...
Too many to count?
556
00:25:37,918 --> 00:25:40,688
- No, no, no. I--
- I wish I was like you,
557
00:25:40,688 --> 00:25:42,390
but we have the same hair,
so I'm on my way.
558
00:25:43,824 --> 00:25:45,293
I love this shirt!
559
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,655
- Oh, really?
- Mmm-hmm.
560
00:25:46,655 --> 00:25:48,162
- Thanks.
- Where'd you get it?
561
00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:49,830
It's probably from the Gap.
Is it from the Gap?
562
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:51,365
Aw, the Gap.
563
00:25:51,365 --> 00:25:53,067
Um, actually, I think it is.
564
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,702
Aw, the Gap.
565
00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,706
- J? J?
- Hmm?
566
00:25:58,706 --> 00:26:00,174
You have something
in your teeth.
567
00:26:00,174 --> 00:26:02,110
- Oh. Thank you.
Perfect. You got it.
568
00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:04,578
I always tell people when they
have something in their teeth.
569
00:26:04,578 --> 00:26:06,147
I think it's like
the most important thing
570
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,781
- you can do for a friend.
- I totally agree.
571
00:26:07,781 --> 00:26:09,450
I think it's so important.
572
00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:12,020
I mean, it's not like the most
important thing you can do.
573
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,821
I, like... I didn't see it.
574
00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:16,190
I would have said something
if I saw it, J.
575
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:18,126
♪ Will you come visit us? ♪
576
00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:20,194
♪ Will you come to London? ♪
577
00:26:20,194 --> 00:26:21,295
Will you come?
578
00:26:21,295 --> 00:26:23,692
Well, yeah, I hope so.
We'll see.
579
00:26:23,692 --> 00:26:25,933
Wait, guys.
I have a friend from college
580
00:26:25,933 --> 00:26:27,235
who knows a bunch
of the royals.
581
00:26:27,235 --> 00:26:28,469
We should follow them
on Instagram.
582
00:26:28,469 --> 00:26:29,970
Jane hates Instagram.
583
00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:32,540
I don't hate it.
I just don't go on it a ton.
584
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:35,076
Well, I hope you like big,
random dinner parties.
585
00:26:35,076 --> 00:26:37,078
- Yeah, I love!
- What?
586
00:26:37,078 --> 00:26:38,846
You absolutely
hate dinner parties.
587
00:26:38,846 --> 00:26:41,349
This is different.
When you're abroad,
it's different.
588
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,251
When you're abroad,
everything's different.
589
00:26:43,251 --> 00:26:45,753
Everything is different
when you're abroad.
590
00:26:45,753 --> 00:26:47,855
I can't wait
to meet Jane's family!
591
00:26:49,488 --> 00:26:51,825
Isn't Kat the best?
She's the best.
592
00:26:51,825 --> 00:26:53,127
You hate her.
593
00:26:53,127 --> 00:26:55,629
I don't hate her,
but she's just a lot.
594
00:26:55,629 --> 00:26:57,165
Yeah, but I like it.
595
00:26:57,165 --> 00:26:59,267
You gals are gonna have fun
in London, aren't you?
596
00:26:59,267 --> 00:27:02,603
Oh, I almost forgot.
I got muffins.
597
00:27:02,603 --> 00:27:04,438
Ooh!
598
00:27:05,571 --> 00:27:07,575
- Bluebs?
- A bluebs and a bran.
599
00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:10,978
We each have half of one now
and half when we're done.
600
00:27:10,978 --> 00:27:12,613
I can't have a whole one now?
601
00:27:12,613 --> 00:27:14,215
No, half and half.
602
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:15,683
And then we have a snack
waiting for us
when we're done.
603
00:27:15,683 --> 00:27:16,850
It's the smart way to do it.
604
00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,386
It's the controlling way
to do it.
605
00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:20,588
I'm the thoughtful one
who bought muffins.
606
00:27:20,588 --> 00:27:22,723
Which one do you want?
607
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,258
Bran or bluebs?
608
00:27:24,258 --> 00:27:25,526
Bran, obviously.
609
00:27:25,526 --> 00:27:27,395
End with the bluebs.
610
00:27:29,495 --> 00:27:31,332
I guess I'll have bran.
611
00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:33,234
We need to figure out
your type.
612
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,502
No, no.
613
00:27:34,502 --> 00:27:36,137
Why does she touch me so much?
614
00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:38,072
- You mean Brit-Brit?
- Yeah.
615
00:27:38,072 --> 00:27:40,741
'Cause she wants
to have sex with you.
616
00:27:40,741 --> 00:27:43,744
It's like way more
than normal.
617
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:44,945
Look, here's the bottom line.
618
00:27:44,945 --> 00:27:46,080
You can use this chick
619
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,415
- as a sexual portal.
- Why?
620
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,083
But this isn't
a lasting relationship.
621
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,384
Touch her stuff, roll around.
622
00:27:50,384 --> 00:27:51,852
Then we've got to get you
on those apps
623
00:27:51,852 --> 00:27:53,054
so people know their way
around your area.
624
00:27:53,054 --> 00:27:54,588
I do not want to do that.
625
00:27:54,588 --> 00:27:56,224
Can I ask you something?
626
00:27:56,224 --> 00:27:59,560
Why don't you think you have
to date like everyone else?
627
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,295
No one's gonna ring
on your doorbell one day,
628
00:28:01,295 --> 00:28:02,763
looking for
a wishy-washy lesbian
629
00:28:02,763 --> 00:28:04,132
who might want
to try some stuff.
630
00:28:04,132 --> 00:28:06,300
- You don't know that for sure.
631
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,569
Come on, two at a time.
Squeeze your cheeks.
632
00:28:08,569 --> 00:28:11,004
- This is different.
633
00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,373
How is it different?
634
00:28:12,373 --> 00:28:14,942
Because, what if somebody
I know is on there
635
00:28:14,942 --> 00:28:17,045
and then they're like,
"What? She's gay?"
636
00:28:17,045 --> 00:28:19,780
- Then what?
- Then everybody knows.
637
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,549
Great!
638
00:28:21,549 --> 00:28:22,916
It's not like people know you
639
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,386
as this tried
and true heterosexual.
640
00:28:25,386 --> 00:28:28,856
You never let anyone
set you up,
you don't date.
641
00:28:28,856 --> 00:28:30,224
People will be like,
642
00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:32,426
"Oh, good.
She figured it out."
643
00:28:32,426 --> 00:28:34,128
Do you think
people are thinking that?
644
00:28:34,128 --> 00:28:35,563
I don't know!
645
00:28:35,563 --> 00:28:39,033
Everyone is just gonna
want you to be happy.
646
00:28:39,033 --> 00:28:41,435
What if I'm not meant
to be happy?
647
00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:43,271
Oh, my God.
648
00:28:43,271 --> 00:28:46,207
I'm running up there,
and I am not coming back down.
649
00:28:46,207 --> 00:28:47,241
Fine.
650
00:28:49,642 --> 00:28:51,545
- I'm sitting here.
651
00:28:51,545 --> 00:28:53,147
Have I ever been happy?
652
00:28:53,147 --> 00:28:55,616
I don't even know
what makes me happy.
653
00:28:55,616 --> 00:28:57,751
I'm nervous all the time.
654
00:28:57,751 --> 00:29:00,521
And I'm scared of everything.
655
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,290
Lucy, these are
lame fucking excuses
656
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,558
so you don't have to step
outside of your comfort zone.
657
00:29:04,558 --> 00:29:06,460
You're more than capable
of being happy.
658
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:08,529
Don't spew
that bullshit at me.
659
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:12,500
I'm being vulnerable right now
and you're attacking me.
660
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,836
Squeeze. You're not
even comfortable
in your comfort zone.
661
00:29:15,836 --> 00:29:18,239
So, why not just
try something new?
662
00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,041
You try 20 different
flavors of ice cream
663
00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,810
before you settle on
a single scoop. Do that.
664
00:29:22,810 --> 00:29:25,779
Ice cream is different
than a vagina.
665
00:29:25,779 --> 00:29:27,615
How do you know?
You don't know.
666
00:29:27,615 --> 00:29:29,150
Yeah, I do know.
667
00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:32,320
Otherwise, it would be called
vagice cream.
668
00:29:34,921 --> 00:29:37,191
Am I okay?
669
00:29:37,191 --> 00:29:39,360
I don't want to be this thing
that's different.
670
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,597
I don't want to have
to tell everybody
this big thing. It's...
671
00:29:43,597 --> 00:29:47,335
I know that it's fine,
and no one cares,
but I care,
672
00:29:48,434 --> 00:29:49,503
and I'm late.
673
00:29:49,503 --> 00:29:51,839
It's so late in life.
674
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:55,009
Then don't waste
any more time.
675
00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:57,811
I just wish I didn't think
about her so much.
676
00:29:57,811 --> 00:29:59,380
You think about her a lot?
677
00:30:00,679 --> 00:30:04,852
Lucy, you're gonna be fine.
678
00:30:04,852 --> 00:30:08,322
Let's go to a gay bar one night
and have a look around.
679
00:30:08,322 --> 00:30:11,459
I'm sure there's a place
with some kind
of lesbian jamboree.
680
00:30:12,725 --> 00:30:14,395
The Womb.
681
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:16,064
You know it's called the Womb.
682
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,299
I've never been more
proud of you. We're going.
683
00:30:18,299 --> 00:30:20,501
No. I'm not ready for that.
684
00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:23,571
Please, it'll be fun.
It's research.
685
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,107
Can I please have the other
half of my muffin now?
686
00:30:26,107 --> 00:30:27,508
And do you want to mention
687
00:30:27,508 --> 00:30:29,777
how much better it is
to end with bluebs?
688
00:30:29,777 --> 00:30:31,645
- Don't ignore me, Denise!
689
00:30:31,645 --> 00:30:35,944
You gotta start shaving
above da knees, Denise.
690
00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:35,176
- Hey, pretty. Whatcha doing?
Oh, um, just...
691
00:31:35,176 --> 00:31:37,811
I was just googling things.
692
00:31:37,811 --> 00:31:40,009
- Totally random.
693
00:31:40,009 --> 00:31:41,582
Just totally random stuff.
694
00:31:43,849 --> 00:31:46,187
Oh, Luce, you are so talented.
695
00:31:46,187 --> 00:31:47,488
- What?
696
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,090
Like, what are you
even doing here?
697
00:31:50,191 --> 00:31:51,559
Good question.
698
00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:55,063
Actually, I paint.
That's what I like to do.
699
00:31:55,063 --> 00:31:57,026
Well, I want
to see your paintings.
700
00:31:57,026 --> 00:31:58,432
Oh...
701
00:31:58,432 --> 00:32:00,401
No. I mean,
I don't have any of them here.
702
00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:02,170
I didn't think
you had them with you.
703
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,671
- Can you imagine?
704
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,873
I just pull out, like,
12 from under the table.
705
00:32:07,608 --> 00:32:11,212
I wanna see your paintings
because I bet they're amazing.
706
00:32:11,212 --> 00:32:13,481
Yeah, maybe one day.
707
00:32:13,481 --> 00:32:15,044
Well, when are
we gonna hang out?
708
00:32:15,543 --> 00:32:16,484
Um...
709
00:32:17,049 --> 00:32:18,047
whenever.
710
00:32:18,047 --> 00:32:20,421
Okay. Tonight?
711
00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:23,291
Sure, I can do tonight.
I can make that work.
712
00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:26,527
Okay, well, I'll cook.
713
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,762
- Squee! I'm so excited.
714
00:32:44,944 --> 00:32:46,147
Bitch.
715
00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:52,120
Oh, my God. All the time.
716
00:32:53,787 --> 00:32:55,289
- Really?
- Yes.
717
00:32:55,289 --> 00:32:58,392
Like, boner after boner
after sad little boner.
718
00:32:58,392 --> 00:32:59,627
Wow.
719
00:32:59,627 --> 00:33:01,595
Do they ever ask you
to, like...
720
00:33:02,962 --> 00:33:04,332
diddle them?
721
00:33:04,332 --> 00:33:06,034
- Some.
722
00:33:06,034 --> 00:33:07,096
I've diddled.
723
00:33:07,096 --> 00:33:08,936
I diddled. One time.
724
00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:10,638
- You did?
Yes.
725
00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:13,174
I mean,
I had to try it at some point.
726
00:33:13,174 --> 00:33:14,908
And he was cute.
So, it was fine.
727
00:33:14,908 --> 00:33:17,011
Wow. Did he tip you?
728
00:33:17,011 --> 00:33:18,312
Oh, fuck, yeah.
729
00:33:18,312 --> 00:33:20,281
But that was it.
That was all I did.
730
00:33:20,281 --> 00:33:21,682
That's why I'm saying.
Like, really,
731
00:33:21,682 --> 00:33:25,019
I wanna open
a female-only studio.
732
00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:28,056
They're just...
They're better.
733
00:33:28,056 --> 00:33:29,457
I bet not so many hairy backs.
734
00:33:29,457 --> 00:33:32,960
You'd be surprised.
735
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,562
No, they're, um...
736
00:33:35,428 --> 00:33:36,797
They're much softer.
737
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,403
Oh, my God!
738
00:33:42,403 --> 00:33:44,538
What's your
longest relationship?
739
00:33:45,537 --> 00:33:49,410
I don't know. Not long.
740
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:52,546
Like, months.
A couple of months.
741
00:33:53,412 --> 00:33:54,948
Have you ever been in love?
742
00:33:54,948 --> 00:33:56,284
Mmm!
743
00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:59,587
- Really?
- No.
744
00:33:59,587 --> 00:34:03,691
Oh, I'm kinda jealous.
Like, you have something great
745
00:34:03,691 --> 00:34:04,992
to look forward to.
746
00:34:04,992 --> 00:34:07,395
- Have you?
- Oh, yeah.
747
00:34:07,395 --> 00:34:09,730
My college boyfriend.
748
00:34:09,730 --> 00:34:12,533
I was obsessed with him,
and I thought that, like,
749
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:14,835
if he broke up with me,
I would die.
750
00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,670
Like, literally die.
751
00:34:16,670 --> 00:34:17,905
What happened?
752
00:34:17,905 --> 00:34:20,541
He moved to Portland,
then he broke up with me.
753
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:23,377
And then I didn't die, so...
754
00:34:23,377 --> 00:34:25,174
- Cheers to that.
755
00:34:25,174 --> 00:34:26,680
And then I realized
756
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,817
that I should probably
have sex with more people.
757
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,884
So...
758
00:34:32,185 --> 00:34:33,787
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
759
00:34:33,787 --> 00:34:34,955
Do you miss him?
760
00:34:34,955 --> 00:34:37,025
Mmm... No.
761
00:34:37,025 --> 00:34:39,460
I mean, I see him sometimes.
762
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,562
I feel like he's a weirdo.
763
00:34:41,562 --> 00:34:44,965
And I think
that he's gay, so...
764
00:34:44,965 --> 00:34:46,300
Really?
765
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,002
I don't know.
766
00:34:49,002 --> 00:34:51,372
It's a spectrum, right?
767
00:34:51,372 --> 00:34:55,309
Gay, straight, bi.
What does it even all mean?
768
00:34:55,309 --> 00:34:56,744
I think in that case,
769
00:34:56,744 --> 00:34:59,313
it means you're
either gay, straight or bi.
770
00:34:59,313 --> 00:35:02,211
You're funny.
771
00:35:02,211 --> 00:35:03,984
- You're funny.
772
00:35:06,018 --> 00:35:10,291
I mean, I think everyone falls
somewhere on the spectrum.
773
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,693
Like, I know
I'm on the spectrum.
774
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:15,663
You're on the spectrum,
don't you think?
775
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,667
- Probably.
- Hmm. Love is love.
776
00:35:24,505 --> 00:35:26,374
Have you ever made out
with a girl?
777
00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:32,180
You haven't?
778
00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:33,981
- No.
- What?
779
00:35:33,981 --> 00:35:35,049
Why do you say that?
780
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,586
No, I just, like... I assumed.
781
00:35:38,586 --> 00:35:41,155
Because you're a woman
with the times.
782
00:35:41,155 --> 00:35:42,790
- What?
783
00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:44,425
What does that mean?
784
00:35:44,425 --> 00:35:46,294
I don't know.
I just feel like...
785
00:35:46,294 --> 00:35:48,662
everyone should try it
at some point.
786
00:35:49,962 --> 00:35:50,964
Have you?
787
00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:52,700
No.
788
00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:55,002
Not yet.
789
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,843
Show me one of your paintings.
790
00:36:04,811 --> 00:36:05,846
Um...
791
00:36:05,846 --> 00:36:07,915
And then I'll leave after.
I promise.
792
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:09,250
You don't have to go.
793
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,251
Uh, I mean,
you don't have to do that.
794
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,985
Okay.
795
00:36:11,985 --> 00:36:13,754
- Just one.
- Fine.
796
00:36:18,258 --> 00:36:20,161
- There's...
- Ooh.
797
00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:22,996
This is so cool.
798
00:36:23,696 --> 00:36:25,599
I love that you paint.
799
00:36:26,132 --> 00:36:28,402
Oh, my God.
800
00:36:28,402 --> 00:36:30,404
- Lucy.
801
00:36:30,404 --> 00:36:32,173
They're old.
They're really old.
802
00:36:32,173 --> 00:36:34,375
I haven't painted
in a long time.
803
00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:36,510
This is what
you should be doing.
804
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:39,447
- I don't know.
805
00:36:44,516 --> 00:36:45,886
I should go.
806
00:36:51,424 --> 00:36:52,726
This was fun.
807
00:36:52,726 --> 00:36:54,962
Yeah. Yeah.
- Right?
808
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,797
Um, we should do it more.
809
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:58,899
Totally. Yeah.
- Yeah.
810
00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,041
Good night.
811
00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:08,376
Night-night.
812
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:21,989
"Night-night?"
What?
813
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:27,261
When you let go and start
to embrace who you really are,
814
00:37:27,261 --> 00:37:29,563
that's when you start
to open up
815
00:37:29,563 --> 00:37:33,167
your hearts and your bodies.
816
00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:35,903
- Today, I want you to remember
817
00:37:35,903 --> 00:37:39,473
to lead with hope
and not with fear.
818
00:37:39,473 --> 00:37:41,509
Fear only holds you back.
819
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,644
I don't know.
I didn't ask her to stay.
820
00:37:43,644 --> 00:37:46,480
Maybe I should have.
821
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,949
I don't like this.
You have shaky voice.
822
00:37:48,949 --> 00:37:50,051
No, I don't.
823
00:37:50,051 --> 00:37:52,186
- Yes, you do.
- God, it's just weird.
824
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:55,123
It's all... weird.
825
00:37:55,123 --> 00:37:57,425
I'm weird. I hate this.
826
00:37:57,425 --> 00:37:58,859
How close was the kiss?
827
00:37:59,392 --> 00:38:00,528
Like, close.
828
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,296
Show me where?
829
00:38:02,296 --> 00:38:04,198
Like, here.
830
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:06,100
That's pretty close.
831
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,169
I don't know about this bitch.
If she's fucking with you,
832
00:38:08,169 --> 00:38:09,437
I'll fuck her shit up.
833
00:38:09,437 --> 00:38:11,205
Do you think she's gay?
834
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,741
I have no idea.
835
00:38:13,741 --> 00:38:15,709
But, like,
if you had to guess...
836
00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:17,078
I mean, I've never kissed
837
00:38:17,078 --> 00:38:19,580
a platonic girlfriend
on a mouth corner.
838
00:38:22,183 --> 00:38:25,086
She said
women have soft backs.
839
00:38:25,086 --> 00:38:28,356
Ew. Jesus. What?
And you drank white wine?
840
00:38:28,356 --> 00:38:30,558
Lucy, I'm genuinely alarmed.
841
00:38:31,724 --> 00:38:33,861
Maybe she's more confused
than I am.
842
00:38:33,861 --> 00:38:34,862
Maybe.
843
00:38:34,862 --> 00:38:36,797
But you need someone
who knows.
844
00:38:36,797 --> 00:38:38,166
Two people trying to figure out
if they're lesbians together,
845
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,833
that might be the worst idea
I've ever heard.
846
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,235
That's why we're going
to the Womb.
847
00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:42,470
- No.
- Yes.
848
00:38:42,470 --> 00:38:43,737
- I don't want to.
- We're finding you
849
00:38:43,737 --> 00:38:45,039
- a girlfriend before I leave.
- Please.
850
00:38:59,419 --> 00:39:01,022
♪ Heart to break... ♪
851
00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:04,858
I'd make a great lesbian.
852
00:39:04,858 --> 00:39:06,994
That's the real shame
in all of this.
853
00:39:06,994 --> 00:39:08,196
How are you doing?
854
00:39:08,196 --> 00:39:10,698
Good. Great.
855
00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:13,501
This girl's cute. She's cute.
She's cute, she's cute.
856
00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:15,503
Hi.
857
00:39:15,503 --> 00:39:16,904
I'm Jane. This is Lucy.
858
00:39:17,804 --> 00:39:20,469
Hi.
859
00:39:20,469 --> 00:39:22,376
Do you wanna come
dance with me?
860
00:39:22,376 --> 00:39:24,412
Um, I...
861
00:39:24,412 --> 00:39:26,580
I don't... I, uh...
862
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:29,750
I, um... I have a drink.
I'm drinking it.
863
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:32,720
- So, um...
- Okay.
864
00:39:33,686 --> 00:39:35,256
- Go with her.
- What?
865
00:39:35,256 --> 00:39:36,790
Why did you do that to me?
866
00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:40,561
Oh, my God!
Because you never do anything.
867
00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:42,863
Come on, let's have some fun.
868
00:39:45,798 --> 00:39:48,702
♪ Even if it means
That I'll never ♪
869
00:39:48,702 --> 00:39:50,771
♪ Put myself back together ♪
870
00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:54,175
♪ Gonna give you
My heart to break ♪
871
00:39:54,175 --> 00:39:57,478
♪ Even if
I'll end up in shatters ♪
872
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,380
♪ Baby, it doesn't matter ♪
873
00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:03,351
♪ Gonna give you
My heart to break ♪
874
00:40:03,351 --> 00:40:07,855
♪ I tried to fight
But I can't help it ♪
875
00:40:07,855 --> 00:40:12,093
♪ Don't care if this is
My worst mistake ♪
876
00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:16,264
♪ 'Cause no one else
Could do it better ♪
877
00:40:16,264 --> 00:40:20,068
♪ And that's why I give you
My heart to break ♪
878
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,927
Right, so, I thought
we'd have a quick debrief...
879
00:40:46,927 --> 00:40:48,729
He sounds
so fucking hot.
880
00:40:48,729 --> 00:40:51,199
- ...Jeremy from accounts.
881
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:52,866
Uh, there were a few...
882
00:41:04,144 --> 00:41:05,513
- ...and there are...
Yeah.
883
00:41:05,513 --> 00:41:06,914
...some responsibilities
884
00:41:06,914 --> 00:41:08,382
that I'm gonna run up
the flagpole
885
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,850
and see if they will fall
in your lap.
886
00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:11,580
Yeah, we can have that
by tomorrow.
887
00:41:15,621 --> 00:41:17,058
...they want us
to focus on it.
888
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:18,587
So, I'm just giving you
a heads-up for that.
889
00:41:18,587 --> 00:41:20,294
Uh-huh!
890
00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:38,079
...we can
tie up together.
891
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,747
I don't think they need to be
as dispersed as they are.
892
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:40,981
But that's just
the best practice.
893
00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:42,850
- Uh-huh.
- You know?
894
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,455
Whatcha doin'?
895
00:41:47,455 --> 00:41:49,257
Oh, nothing. I'm just...
896
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:52,860
Dumb online shopping.
897
00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:54,362
That one's kinda cute.
898
00:41:55,895 --> 00:41:58,566
Oh, I'm not really a...
899
00:41:58,566 --> 00:42:00,868
hole in the shoulders
kind of girl.
900
00:42:00,868 --> 00:42:02,136
Well, you only need
901
00:42:02,136 --> 00:42:04,105
one good shoulder
for that shirt.
902
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:06,240
- And you have two.
- Oh?
903
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,243
- Mmm-hmm.
- Thanks.
904
00:42:09,243 --> 00:42:11,312
I just had the best idea.
905
00:42:11,312 --> 00:42:14,615
- Does it involve my shoulders?
- Yeah, it does.
906
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,384
We should have a try-on party.
907
00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:17,951
What's a try-on party?
908
00:42:17,951 --> 00:42:22,651
Like, try-on-my-clothes party.
909
00:42:22,651 --> 00:42:23,791
I love fashion.
910
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,226
I should've been a stylist.
911
00:42:25,226 --> 00:42:27,261
Whatever. That's not even
what we're talking about.
912
00:42:27,261 --> 00:42:28,362
We'll have some wine.
913
00:42:28,362 --> 00:42:30,231
You try on my clothes
that I never wear
914
00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:33,167
and if you like them,
you can keep them.
915
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,403
- Did you just make that up?
- Mmm-mmm.
916
00:42:35,403 --> 00:42:37,405
Everybody has try-on parties.
917
00:42:37,405 --> 00:42:40,108
Really? I...
I don't think that's true.
918
00:42:40,108 --> 00:42:41,075
It is true!
919
00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:42,843
Doesn't it sound fun, though?
920
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:44,945
Do you have a lot of pants?
921
00:42:44,945 --> 00:42:46,347
Lucy, this is like a...
922
00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:49,583
No. It's like you need
more colors and pattern.
923
00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:51,785
Introduce new things
to your life.
924
00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:54,988
And you CC'd me on that?
925
00:42:54,988 --> 00:42:56,457
- Yeah.
- Okay.
926
00:42:57,657 --> 00:42:59,593
Hi. They didn't have
any, um...
927
00:42:59,593 --> 00:43:01,862
Hi!
928
00:43:01,862 --> 00:43:03,997
- Oh, it's so good to see you!
Hi.
929
00:43:03,997 --> 00:43:06,034
I love this jacket.
930
00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:09,470
Thanks. Thank you.
I love your dress?
931
00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:11,739
- I designed it.
- No way.
932
00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:13,007
- Yeah.
- That's so nice.
933
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,208
- How are you?
- I'm good.
934
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,676
- How are you?
- I'm so good.
935
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,179
I'm so excited for my girl.
936
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,708
Get your food and eat with us.
937
00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:20,981
Oh, no, no. You guys go do
938
00:43:20,981 --> 00:43:23,817
your cute little thing.
939
00:43:27,086 --> 00:43:28,956
I can't believe you just
asked her to eat with us.
940
00:43:28,956 --> 00:43:31,125
Oh, stop. I knew she wouldn't.
941
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,626
Well, I'm sure
she'd love to be
942
00:43:32,626 --> 00:43:35,963
in the middle of our little
"cute little thing."
943
00:43:35,963 --> 00:43:37,698
I have so much shit
to get through.
944
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,101
They just asked
if I could leave earlier.
945
00:43:40,101 --> 00:43:42,936
- I'm not going to.
- Good.
946
00:43:42,936 --> 00:43:45,506
Can they send Kat?
Like, today?
947
00:43:45,506 --> 00:43:46,735
I'll go pack her things.
948
00:43:46,735 --> 00:43:49,177
All right.
Enough with that already.
949
00:43:49,177 --> 00:43:51,879
All right, well, maybe
I'm just a little bit sad
950
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:54,282
that my best friend
is moving across the world.
951
00:43:54,282 --> 00:43:55,849
Well, maybe you could be happy
for me.
952
00:43:55,849 --> 00:43:57,418
That's what best friends
are supposed to do.
953
00:43:57,418 --> 00:43:59,653
- I am happy for you.
- Then act like it.
954
00:43:59,653 --> 00:44:03,157
Are you serious right now?
When am I not happy for you?
955
00:44:08,494 --> 00:44:10,964
Ooh. Ooh.
956
00:44:10,964 --> 00:44:12,533
I'm not doing this now.
957
00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:14,235
Oh, you're not doing this now?
958
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,270
When would be better
for you to do this?
959
00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:18,639
Since everything is always
on your schedule.
960
00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:19,840
I'm at work.
961
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,941
I don't know what happens
at a spa,
962
00:44:20,941 --> 00:44:22,143
but we're professionals here.
963
00:44:22,143 --> 00:44:24,012
Oh, nice. You got a dig in.
964
00:44:24,012 --> 00:44:25,879
Any other judgments
you want to share?
965
00:44:25,879 --> 00:44:27,315
- Oh, please.
- What?
966
00:44:27,315 --> 00:44:29,050
You want to boss me around
a little bit more?
967
00:44:29,050 --> 00:44:30,518
- Boss--
- Tell me how to live my life?
968
00:44:30,518 --> 00:44:31,952
Boss you around?
969
00:44:31,952 --> 00:44:32,781
You're free to do whatever
the fuck you want.
970
00:44:32,781 --> 00:44:34,022
Oh, well...
971
00:44:34,022 --> 00:44:36,124
I know you take that to heart.
972
00:44:36,124 --> 00:44:37,525
What's that supposed to mean?
973
00:44:37,525 --> 00:44:39,527
You always do
whatever the fuck you want.
974
00:44:39,527 --> 00:44:42,363
You feel like making out
with some girl at a club,
975
00:44:42,363 --> 00:44:44,232
then you make out
with some girl at a club.
976
00:44:44,232 --> 00:44:46,234
She asked if she could
kiss me, so I said yes.
977
00:44:46,234 --> 00:44:47,968
Because it's more fun
to say yes.
978
00:44:47,968 --> 00:44:49,403
If you wanted to, you could've
done the same thing.
979
00:44:49,403 --> 00:44:51,205
Why? So you could tell me
I was doing it wrong?
980
00:44:51,205 --> 00:44:54,442
Oh, my God, Lucy,
do shit however you want.
981
00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:56,277
I am not your keeper.
982
00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:58,579
What?
You're always controlling me.
983
00:44:58,579 --> 00:45:00,014
You control everything I do.
984
00:45:00,014 --> 00:45:01,849
You told me when I could eat
a fucking muffin.
985
00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,317
Yeah, because if I didn't
tell you what to do,
986
00:45:03,317 --> 00:45:04,885
you'd probably
never leave the house.
987
00:45:04,885 --> 00:45:06,454
You can't make any decisions
on your own.
988
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:08,022
You don't do anything.
989
00:45:08,022 --> 00:45:09,257
You can't even decide
what gender of the human race
990
00:45:09,257 --> 00:45:11,459
- you want to fuck.
- Fuck you.
991
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,821
You probably
do want to fuck me.
992
00:45:12,821 --> 00:45:14,195
- What?
- Everyone thinks that.
993
00:45:14,195 --> 00:45:16,064
- What are you talking about?
994
00:45:16,064 --> 00:45:17,631
We're not a couple, Lucy.
995
00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:20,401
Nobody thinks we're a couple.
What? Are you insane?
996
00:45:20,401 --> 00:45:22,170
People think we're, like,
confusing twins.
997
00:45:22,170 --> 00:45:23,771
What... what the fuck
is wrong with you?
998
00:45:23,771 --> 00:45:25,439
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
999
00:45:25,439 --> 00:45:27,108
You can't even handle the fact
that I have another friend.
1000
00:45:27,108 --> 00:45:28,709
Oh, what a fun friend.
1001
00:45:28,709 --> 00:45:30,444
You know what? At least
Kat talks about things.
1002
00:45:30,444 --> 00:45:32,180
Yeah. It was
really thrilling to find out
1003
00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:34,182
that she can suck a dick
and order Postmates
1004
00:45:34,182 --> 00:45:36,050
- at the same time.
- That was thrilling.
1005
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:38,352
And it's fun to hear
crazy fucking stories
1006
00:45:38,352 --> 00:45:40,754
instead of wallowing in sorrow
the whole time.
1007
00:45:40,754 --> 00:45:42,023
At some point
you're gonna have
1008
00:45:42,023 --> 00:45:43,457
to pull your head
out of your own ass.
1009
00:45:43,457 --> 00:45:44,692
You think Kat could teach me
how to do that?
1010
00:45:44,692 --> 00:45:45,959
I bet you she's tried.
1011
00:45:45,959 --> 00:45:47,961
Real friends
tell each other shit.
1012
00:45:47,961 --> 00:45:49,263
I tell you everything.
1013
00:45:49,263 --> 00:45:51,732
Except the most
important thing.
1014
00:45:51,732 --> 00:45:53,234
It's not about you, Jane.
1015
00:45:53,234 --> 00:45:55,069
I'm not saying it's about me.
1016
00:45:55,069 --> 00:45:57,771
Christ, if anything,
it's all about you.
1017
00:45:57,771 --> 00:45:59,040
The only thing
you can focus on
1018
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,109
is a lunatic
who touches you a lot,
1019
00:46:01,109 --> 00:46:03,411
whose job it is to
touch people for a living.
1020
00:46:03,411 --> 00:46:04,712
But this is what you do.
1021
00:46:04,712 --> 00:46:07,515
Turn everything around
into this self-pity party.
1022
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,983
It can be really scary
to try new things.
1023
00:46:09,983 --> 00:46:11,819
When's the last time
you ever took a risk?
1024
00:46:11,819 --> 00:46:13,554
I'm moving to fucking London.
1025
00:46:13,554 --> 00:46:15,823
Yeah. You're moving back
to where you're from
1026
00:46:15,823 --> 00:46:16,924
with your boyfriend,
1027
00:46:16,924 --> 00:46:18,926
and on a fucking
expense account.
1028
00:46:18,926 --> 00:46:21,162
That's not taking a risk.
That's a whim.
1029
00:46:21,162 --> 00:46:23,664
It's an opportunity
to advance my career.
1030
00:46:23,664 --> 00:46:26,034
Do you ever think about
actually doing something
for a living?
1031
00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,168
You know,
it's hard to be a painter
1032
00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:28,302
if you stop fucking painting.
1033
00:46:28,302 --> 00:46:30,104
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1034
00:46:30,104 --> 00:46:31,839
You know what?
1035
00:46:31,839 --> 00:46:33,841
I wouldn't fuck you.
If you were the last person
on Earth,
1036
00:46:33,841 --> 00:46:34,975
I wouldn't fuck you.
1037
00:46:34,975 --> 00:46:36,777
I feel sorry for you.
1038
00:46:36,777 --> 00:46:38,279
Don't. You don't need to.
1039
00:46:38,279 --> 00:46:40,548
You obviously don't know
anything about me.
1040
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,084
Well, it's not
because I didn't try.
1041
00:46:44,084 --> 00:46:45,486
Have a good trip.
1042
00:46:49,089 --> 00:46:51,392
Just call her.
- Oh, God.
1043
00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:54,062
When do you think
the last time I wore this was?
1044
00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,763
When you filmed The Wiz?
1045
00:46:55,763 --> 00:46:57,198
I don't feel joy.
1046
00:46:57,198 --> 00:46:59,667
How could you? It's very ugly.
1047
00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:00,901
This is hers.
1048
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,470
- Whose?
- Hers.
1049
00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:03,971
Her name is Lucy.
1050
00:47:03,971 --> 00:47:06,007
She's your best friend.
1051
00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:07,508
What, we can't say
her name anymore?
1052
00:47:07,508 --> 00:47:08,809
She probably
doesn't even know...
1053
00:47:08,809 --> 00:47:11,412
She has, like, 4,000 of these.
1054
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:30,164
So, why don't you
just call her?
1055
00:47:30,164 --> 00:47:32,700
Tell her you have it. Make up.
1056
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:33,934
Maybe you won't be sad.
1057
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,964
I'm not calling her.
I'm not sad.
1058
00:47:35,964 --> 00:47:38,372
I'm done.
She's never happy for me.
1059
00:47:38,372 --> 00:47:39,940
So, what, you're just gonna
go to London
1060
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,675
and never talk
to your best friend?
1061
00:47:41,675 --> 00:47:43,077
Probably.
1062
00:47:45,213 --> 00:47:47,281
Oh, I hate
this stupid sweater!
1063
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:50,151
Okay. All right, listen,
this is your favorite sweater.
1064
00:47:50,151 --> 00:47:53,254
Now I think we're just
misplacing our feelings.
1065
00:47:53,254 --> 00:47:55,323
I just wanted her
to move forward.
1066
00:47:55,323 --> 00:47:58,092
I know.
But it's not up to you.
1067
00:47:58,092 --> 00:47:59,560
Well, it should be.
1068
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,762
You were saying
she called you bossy, right?
1069
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:04,465
Aw, come here.
1070
00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:07,601
I know. I know, I know,
I know, I know. Come here.
1071
00:48:08,701 --> 00:48:10,999
I'm sorry, baby.
1072
00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:13,074
Maybe we should go earlier.
1073
00:48:13,074 --> 00:48:15,543
Everything is gonna be okay.
1074
00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:17,745
It's just a stressful time
right now.
1075
00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:23,717
Are we waiting
on your friend?
1076
00:48:24,483 --> 00:48:25,886
Mmm-mmm. No, it's just me.
1077
00:48:25,886 --> 00:48:27,921
Oh. What can I get you?
1078
00:48:27,921 --> 00:48:32,460
Um, I will have
a veggie burger.
1079
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:34,062
Mmm-hmm. That it?
1080
00:48:34,062 --> 00:48:36,930
Um, and an iced coffee, please.
1081
00:48:36,930 --> 00:48:38,199
Mmm. Cream?
1082
00:48:38,199 --> 00:48:40,701
Yes, please.
Oh, no, actually...
1083
00:48:40,701 --> 00:48:42,303
Just... Just black.
1084
00:49:13,866 --> 00:49:15,569
Ta-da!
1085
00:49:15,569 --> 00:49:16,704
Try-on party!
1086
00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:21,009
- Oh, wow. Time to try me on.
- Ooh.
1087
00:49:21,009 --> 00:49:22,610
Or whatever.
1088
00:49:24,710 --> 00:49:26,214
- Wow.
- Here.
1089
00:49:26,214 --> 00:49:30,118
Put this one on.
I'm gonna go grab wine.
1090
00:49:30,118 --> 00:49:31,885
Oh, my God.
1091
00:49:38,124 --> 00:49:40,861
I feel like we need music.
1092
00:49:42,763 --> 00:49:44,832
Ooh, and atmosphere.
1093
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:48,869
Um...
1094
00:49:49,969 --> 00:49:51,039
Much better.
1095
00:49:51,039 --> 00:49:52,640
There we go.
1096
00:49:53,906 --> 00:49:55,643
Look at your cute little body.
1097
00:49:55,643 --> 00:49:58,012
Oh, my God.
1098
00:49:58,012 --> 00:50:00,381
Wait. Okay.
1099
00:50:00,381 --> 00:50:02,183
I'm gonna help you.
1100
00:50:02,183 --> 00:50:03,784
Um...
1101
00:50:03,784 --> 00:50:05,053
Is that your... Did you...
1102
00:50:05,053 --> 00:50:06,654
Why did you put it
over your head?
1103
00:50:06,654 --> 00:50:08,222
I don't know.
- You could've just, like,
1104
00:50:08,222 --> 00:50:09,857
- stepped into it here. Ooh.
1105
00:50:09,857 --> 00:50:12,193
It's gonna look so good
though, once it's on.
1106
00:50:12,193 --> 00:50:15,063
- Oh, sorry!
1107
00:50:15,063 --> 00:50:16,630
Oh, there's a zipper.
1108
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,369
- That's so funny!
1109
00:50:21,369 --> 00:50:24,038
That's so funny.
- Here we go.
1110
00:50:24,038 --> 00:50:27,175
Oh, my God. Yes, babe!
1111
00:50:27,969 --> 00:50:30,511
- Wow.
- You look so hot.
1112
00:50:30,511 --> 00:50:32,646
- What?
- I don't use that word
like that.
1113
00:50:32,646 --> 00:50:35,349
Luce, you have no idea
how hot you are.
1114
00:50:35,349 --> 00:50:38,186
Like, seriously. Turn around.
Look at your ass.
1115
00:50:38,186 --> 00:50:39,320
You have to keep that.
1116
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,789
I'm a genius. I know.
1117
00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:43,824
Where do you even
wear something like this?
1118
00:50:43,824 --> 00:50:45,226
Like the clurb.
1119
00:50:45,226 --> 00:50:46,727
Where? Is that a restaurant?
1120
00:50:46,727 --> 00:50:49,230
The clurb. It's, like,
a funny word for the club.
1121
00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:51,265
- Oh, the club? That's right.
- Yes!
1122
00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:53,034
- I don't...
- You're keeping that.
1123
00:50:53,034 --> 00:50:54,468
This one's next.
1124
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,337
Let's take a break.
Let's take a pot break.
1125
00:50:56,337 --> 00:50:58,606
- Okay.
- For the anxiety.
1126
00:50:59,171 --> 00:51:01,009
You're right.
1127
00:51:01,009 --> 00:51:03,172
You know,
colors look good on you.
1128
00:51:07,346 --> 00:51:09,350
Gray's a color.
1129
00:51:11,049 --> 00:51:13,887
I can't stop thinking
about your paintings.
1130
00:51:13,887 --> 00:51:15,356
Please.
1131
00:51:15,356 --> 00:51:18,426
No, seriously. Did you, like,
1132
00:51:18,426 --> 00:51:21,695
go to fancy art school
or something?
1133
00:51:24,826 --> 00:51:26,167
No.
1134
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,601
Why not?
1135
00:51:28,869 --> 00:51:30,404
I don't know.
1136
00:51:32,405 --> 00:51:35,243
Well, why don't you be
a painter?
1137
00:51:38,812 --> 00:51:39,880
I don't know.
1138
00:51:42,814 --> 00:51:45,553
Why don't you
really try fashion?
1139
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,157
'Cause it's hard.
1140
00:51:49,157 --> 00:51:51,459
And I'm lazy.
1141
00:51:51,459 --> 00:51:53,761
And it's just like a hobby.
1142
00:51:53,761 --> 00:51:54,962
But it's a tragedy
1143
00:51:54,962 --> 00:51:57,798
because I would've been,
like, a major success.
1144
00:52:01,935 --> 00:52:03,271
But you're different.
1145
00:52:15,648 --> 00:52:19,787
I feel like there's something
going on here.
1146
00:52:23,751 --> 00:52:24,825
Yeah?
1147
00:52:26,358 --> 00:52:27,628
So...
1148
00:52:31,397 --> 00:52:32,666
Yeah.
1149
00:53:47,073 --> 00:53:48,542
What are you doing?
1150
00:53:48,542 --> 00:53:50,111
I'm gonna go pee.
1151
00:54:33,821 --> 00:54:37,625
I should, um...
I should probably go.
1152
00:54:41,494 --> 00:54:42,563
Really?
1153
00:54:44,265 --> 00:54:45,899
Yeah, I just have
1154
00:54:45,899 --> 00:54:48,836
a lot of errands
to run and stuff,
1155
00:54:48,836 --> 00:54:52,506
but thanks for having me over.
1156
00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:53,974
That was really fun.
1157
00:54:57,075 --> 00:54:59,580
Don't you want
to stay a little while longer?
1158
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,815
- Just a little.
1159
00:55:01,815 --> 00:55:03,984
Yeah, I do. I...
1160
00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:05,953
I gotta go.
1161
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,758
Well, thanks for...
1162
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:15,096
- ...everything.
1163
00:55:22,668 --> 00:55:24,538
Go back to bed.
1164
00:55:25,204 --> 00:55:26,474
Boop.
1165
00:55:43,356 --> 00:55:44,525
I love that she thinks
1166
00:55:44,525 --> 00:55:45,826
we were sisters
in a past life.
1167
00:55:45,826 --> 00:55:47,728
I've always thought that
about us.
1168
00:55:47,728 --> 00:55:49,458
Bye, see you guys...
1169
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:51,032
Bye!
1170
00:55:51,032 --> 00:55:53,501
- Fucking love that class!
Me, too.
1171
00:56:00,839 --> 00:56:02,610
Are you sure?
You don't have to do this.
1172
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:03,677
No, I'm positive.
1173
00:56:03,677 --> 00:56:04,945
I actually think it would be
1174
00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:06,514
really helpful
to get there sooner.
1175
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:08,382
Great.
1176
00:56:08,382 --> 00:56:10,518
And Kat's agreed
to go early also.
1177
00:56:10,518 --> 00:56:12,320
Even better!
1178
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,555
Anyway, let me know
if you need anything, Jane.
1179
00:56:14,555 --> 00:56:15,923
And in the meantime,
I'll make sure
1180
00:56:15,923 --> 00:56:17,691
everything is set up for you
across the lake.
1181
00:56:17,691 --> 00:56:19,360
Well, thank you again.
1182
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,661
No, thank you, Jane.
1183
00:56:20,661 --> 00:56:21,962
You're saving me a crapload
of money.
1184
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,565
- Start packing. Yeah?
1185
00:56:32,105 --> 00:56:32,973
Hey.
1186
00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:35,376
- Oh, hi.
- How are you feeling?
1187
00:56:35,376 --> 00:56:37,445
Good. You?
1188
00:56:37,445 --> 00:56:39,580
Great.
Except, whose idea was it
1189
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:41,682
to drink and smoke so much?
1190
00:56:41,682 --> 00:56:44,285
- Yours.
- Oh, yeah. Oops.
1191
00:56:46,219 --> 00:56:47,321
Wrong folder.
1192
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:48,856
- I'm still high.
1193
00:56:48,856 --> 00:56:50,291
What are you doing tonight?
1194
00:56:50,291 --> 00:56:51,392
I can't wait
for this day to be over.
1195
00:56:51,392 --> 00:56:52,521
Hmm?
1196
00:56:52,521 --> 00:56:54,295
Oh, nothing. I was, um...
1197
00:56:55,461 --> 00:56:56,630
I need a nap.
1198
00:56:58,199 --> 00:57:00,634
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
1199
00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:02,936
Um... Are things weird?
1200
00:57:05,071 --> 00:57:06,140
Between us?
1201
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,741
Yeah.
1202
00:57:07,741 --> 00:57:10,111
No. Why would they be weird?
1203
00:57:10,111 --> 00:57:11,445
I had so much fun.
1204
00:57:11,445 --> 00:57:13,542
Like, I always
wanted to try that
1205
00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:15,383
and we did.
1206
00:57:15,383 --> 00:57:17,651
Maybe we can do it again.
1207
00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,589
Sure. I mean, yeah. I...
1208
00:57:21,589 --> 00:57:23,457
I'm free tonight
if you want to...
1209
00:57:23,457 --> 00:57:24,658
I mean,
I know it's last minute.
1210
00:57:24,658 --> 00:57:27,595
Well, I can't tonight,
but soon.
1211
00:57:27,595 --> 00:57:29,197
- Cool.
- Cool.
1212
00:57:53,019 --> 00:57:59,960
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1213
00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:05,133
♪ Happy birthday
To my lovely and funny ♪
1214
00:58:05,133 --> 00:58:08,769
♪ And-sometimes-mad-at-me-
For-no-reason-at-all baby ♪
1215
00:58:11,137 --> 00:58:13,841
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1216
00:58:13,841 --> 00:58:16,110
Aw! Thank you, my babe.
1217
00:58:16,110 --> 00:58:17,945
You're welcome.
I used to work at IHOP,
1218
00:58:17,945 --> 00:58:19,913
- so I know the recipe.
1219
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,815
You can share some of that
if you want.
1220
00:58:21,815 --> 00:58:23,084
- No, I can't.
- Okay.
1221
00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:24,652
- It's your birthday.
- Good to know.
1222
00:58:24,652 --> 00:58:25,719
What was I thinking?
What was I thinking?
1223
00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:28,322
Hmm. What if she doesn't call?
1224
00:58:29,388 --> 00:58:30,658
She will!
1225
00:58:30,658 --> 00:58:32,160
But what if she doesn't?
1226
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,495
Baby, she will.
Come here. Look.
1227
00:58:34,495 --> 00:58:36,625
You know what?
1228
00:58:36,625 --> 00:58:39,567
If she doesn't call,
you always got me.
1229
00:58:39,567 --> 00:58:40,934
It's not the same.
1230
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:43,271
- None taken.
- I didn't say, "No offense."
1231
00:58:43,271 --> 00:58:44,772
Yet you should have.
1232
00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,107
You know,
we've never not spoken
1233
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:48,142
on our birthdays
for our entire friendship.
1234
00:58:48,142 --> 00:58:50,178
I don't even think
we've spent one apart.
1235
00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:51,379
Baby...
1236
00:58:51,379 --> 00:58:53,014
she is going to call you.
1237
00:58:53,014 --> 00:58:55,683
Well, what if she's sad
and she needs me?
1238
00:58:55,683 --> 00:58:59,987
Then you both
are gonna talk
about all of that
1239
00:58:59,987 --> 00:59:03,991
when she calls. Okay?
1240
00:59:03,991 --> 00:59:06,227
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Right.
1241
00:59:06,227 --> 00:59:07,461
Yeah.
1242
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:08,829
- That's for me? Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1243
00:59:08,829 --> 00:59:10,931
- Mmm! Mmm!
- You're a monster.
1244
00:59:14,435 --> 00:59:15,769
What's up?
1245
00:59:16,603 --> 00:59:17,805
Nothing.
1246
00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:20,108
It's Jane's birthday today
1247
00:59:20,108 --> 00:59:22,576
and, I don't know,
we're still in a fight, so...
1248
00:59:22,576 --> 00:59:24,978
- Aw, that sucks.
- Yeah.
1249
00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:26,614
What are you up to tonight?
1250
00:59:26,614 --> 00:59:29,383
Mmm, I may have dinner
with a friend.
1251
00:59:29,383 --> 00:59:32,853
My dumb ex texted me
saying he was in town,
1252
00:59:32,853 --> 00:59:35,123
so he might stop by here.
1253
00:59:35,123 --> 00:59:35,989
Cool.
1254
00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:37,858
Where is this stuff?
1255
00:59:37,858 --> 00:59:39,827
Um, bottom drawer.
1256
00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,899
Thank you. You the best.
1257
00:59:56,777 --> 00:59:58,212
Please don't pick up.
1258
00:59:58,212 --> 00:59:59,780
Please don't pick up.
Please don't pick up.
1259
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,450
Hey, it's Jane.
1260
01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:04,418
Leave a message. Thank you.
1261
01:00:05,251 --> 01:00:06,954
Hi, um...
1262
01:00:06,954 --> 01:00:09,890
This is me. Uh, it's Lucy.
1263
01:00:09,890 --> 01:00:13,494
Um... I'm just calling to say,
1264
01:00:13,494 --> 01:00:17,098
uh, happy birthday to you,
1265
01:00:17,098 --> 01:00:21,502
and, um, many,
many great days.
1266
01:00:22,434 --> 01:00:23,937
Uh...
1267
01:00:23,937 --> 01:00:25,706
I hope you're doing good.
1268
01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:27,775
And I will see you soon.
1269
01:00:27,775 --> 01:00:29,977
I mean, talk to you soon.
1270
01:00:29,977 --> 01:00:31,812
Happy birthday.
1271
01:00:33,481 --> 01:00:34,715
You look great.
1272
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:36,350
- Okay. Look at you.
- I can't believe
1273
01:00:36,350 --> 01:00:38,152
- how long it's been.
- You look so good.
1274
01:00:39,687 --> 01:00:41,455
You're hilarious.
- Yeah?
1275
01:00:43,188 --> 01:00:47,261
I'm just calling to say
happy birthday to you,
1276
01:00:47,261 --> 01:00:52,133
and, um, many,
many great days.
1277
01:00:52,133 --> 01:00:55,069
Uh, I hope you're doing good.
1278
01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:58,839
And I will see you soon.
I mean, talk to you soon.
1279
01:00:58,839 --> 01:01:00,208
Happy birthday.
1280
01:01:02,774 --> 01:01:05,746
Hi, um, this is me.
1281
01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:07,248
Uh, it's Lucy...
1282
01:01:07,248 --> 01:01:08,682
Jane?
1283
01:01:08,682 --> 01:01:11,152
Hey, when you have a second,
can I see you in my office?
1284
01:01:11,152 --> 01:01:13,421
- Sure. I'll be right there.
- Okay, thanks.
1285
01:01:15,621 --> 01:01:17,291
You guys,
she totally fell for it.
1286
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:19,493
She's coming. She fell for it.
Here she comes.
1287
01:01:19,493 --> 01:01:22,463
- Surprise!
Surprise!
1288
01:01:22,463 --> 01:01:25,533
Happy birthday! Make a wish
for London Town.
1289
01:01:25,533 --> 01:01:28,302
I told them no cake,
so I'm not tempted to eat any.
1290
01:01:28,302 --> 01:01:29,703
- But I love cake.
1291
01:01:29,703 --> 01:01:31,004
Sorry. I don't want it.
1292
01:01:31,004 --> 01:01:32,340
Can you turn to your left?
1293
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:34,242
- Happy birthday.
Thank you.
1294
01:01:34,242 --> 01:01:36,110
I have a little something
for you.
1295
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,645
A credit
1296
01:01:37,645 --> 01:01:40,014
to the Tate Modern gift shop.
1297
01:01:40,014 --> 01:01:42,283
It's been in my wallet
for about five years.
1298
01:01:42,283 --> 01:01:44,218
Thank you so much, Mr. Davis.
1299
01:01:44,218 --> 01:01:46,187
You deserve it.
Have a safe trip.
1300
01:01:46,187 --> 01:01:48,256
Oh, I don't leave
for another three weeks.
1301
01:01:48,256 --> 01:01:50,391
- I'm gonna say goodbye now.
- Okay.
1302
01:01:51,758 --> 01:01:53,661
- Open it.
- Oh.
1303
01:01:53,661 --> 01:01:55,529
You didn't have to
get me anything.
1304
01:01:59,698 --> 01:02:00,968
Hammock Sanctuary?
1305
01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:02,970
- Have you been?
- No.
1306
01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:04,905
Oh, my God,
you're gonna love it.
1307
01:02:04,905 --> 01:02:06,974
It's a mind-body
new vibes retreat.
1308
01:02:06,974 --> 01:02:08,442
And everything's in a hammock.
1309
01:02:08,442 --> 01:02:09,643
You eat in a hammock,
you sleep in a hammock,
1310
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:10,711
you live in a hammock.
1311
01:02:10,711 --> 01:02:11,840
You could have that privilege.
1312
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,581
Oh, my! Uh...
1313
01:02:13,581 --> 01:02:15,116
Wh... where is it?
1314
01:02:15,116 --> 01:02:17,718
In the middle of the woods,
totally off the grid.
1315
01:02:17,718 --> 01:02:19,320
And you're not even supposed
to bring your phone,
1316
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,921
but I will for Insta,
obviously,
1317
01:02:20,921 --> 01:02:22,323
'cause I'm not
a fucking psychopath.
1318
01:02:22,323 --> 01:02:25,159
Smile.
Say, "Hammock girls."
1319
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:27,095
Hammock gir...
I need to hear it.
1320
01:02:27,095 --> 01:02:29,297
Hammock girls.
1321
01:02:29,297 --> 01:02:31,065
All right,
so, is this a cult?
1322
01:02:31,065 --> 01:02:32,466
'Cause it sounds like a cult.
1323
01:02:32,466 --> 01:02:34,968
It was a gift.
What was I supposed to say?
1324
01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:37,405
You say, "No, thank you,
white lady. I'm good."
1325
01:02:43,470 --> 01:02:44,645
Lucy's not here.
1326
01:02:45,645 --> 01:02:47,581
I know. I'm just...
1327
01:02:47,581 --> 01:02:49,117
- looking at...
- What?
1328
01:02:49,117 --> 01:02:51,385
- ...something.
- Okay.
1329
01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:56,357
I think it's nice
that she called.
1330
01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:00,261
Maybe you should
call her back.
1331
01:03:02,495 --> 01:03:04,132
I think you should.
1332
01:03:04,132 --> 01:03:06,967
She doesn't even know
that I'm leaving earlier.
1333
01:03:06,967 --> 01:03:09,437
You should tell her.
1334
01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:11,972
- Did you already tell her?
- Me?
1335
01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:14,642
No! Nah. Mmm-mmm.
1336
01:03:14,642 --> 01:03:16,010
Mmm-mmm.
1337
01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:19,147
You're being weird.
Why are you being weird?
1338
01:03:19,147 --> 01:03:21,715
Why is everyone
being so fucking weird?
1339
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,651
- What?
1340
01:03:23,651 --> 01:03:25,786
I don't know. I...
1341
01:03:25,786 --> 01:03:28,389
don't think I could go.
1342
01:03:28,389 --> 01:03:31,292
That's fine.
You can come later.
1343
01:03:31,292 --> 01:03:33,027
Yeah.
1344
01:03:33,027 --> 01:03:36,330
- Fine. That's fine.
- What?
1345
01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:38,532
- I don't think I could go.
1346
01:03:38,532 --> 01:03:42,070
I just said
you can come whenever.
1347
01:03:45,004 --> 01:03:46,374
I mean "go."
1348
01:03:47,206 --> 01:03:49,677
Like... at all.
1349
01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:53,281
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- What are you talking about?
1350
01:03:53,281 --> 01:03:54,548
I don't want to talk
about this right now.
1351
01:03:54,548 --> 01:03:56,084
Well, you're already
talking about it,
1352
01:03:56,084 --> 01:03:59,153
so...
can you please continue?
1353
01:03:59,153 --> 01:04:02,190
My life... is here.
1354
01:04:03,755 --> 01:04:07,028
- I'm part of your life.
- Yes, yes. Of course.
1355
01:04:07,028 --> 01:04:10,298
I just mean... my job.
1356
01:04:10,298 --> 01:04:14,268
And my family and my friends.
1357
01:04:19,037 --> 01:04:21,575
You didn't even ask me
if I wanted to go.
1358
01:04:23,009 --> 01:04:25,546
You just assumed I would.
1359
01:04:25,546 --> 01:04:29,250
Ah, fuck it. I've just been
thinking about this so much.
1360
01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,252
And I love you,
and I want to be with you.
1361
01:04:31,252 --> 01:04:33,621
I really do, but...
1362
01:04:33,621 --> 01:04:36,590
I don't think
I could do it there.
1363
01:04:36,590 --> 01:04:40,094
Maybe, you know,
after a year I'll go.
1364
01:04:40,094 --> 01:04:42,296
Or maybe you'll come back,
1365
01:04:42,963 --> 01:04:44,332
make it work.
1366
01:04:56,209 --> 01:04:58,112
Have a great celebration.
1367
01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,291
Hey.
1368
01:06:17,291 --> 01:06:19,527
- Hi.
- You got a sec?
1369
01:06:19,527 --> 01:06:22,730
Yeah, I sure do.
I'm here till 5:00.
1370
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:24,532
Um...
1371
01:06:24,532 --> 01:06:28,436
I just wanted to talk to you
to let you know...
1372
01:06:28,436 --> 01:06:31,905
that I'm gonna be going
to Portland in a month.
1373
01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:35,843
Yeah, and I'll probably be
there for a little while.
1374
01:06:37,176 --> 01:06:39,080
Great.
1375
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,648
- For the ex?
- Yeah.
1376
01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:44,452
I don't know if we're, like...
getting back together
1377
01:06:44,452 --> 01:06:47,116
or if this is the worst idea
in the world...
1378
01:06:48,789 --> 01:06:51,225
But I just... I wanted
to tell you because...
1379
01:06:51,225 --> 01:06:53,427
It's okay. Yeah.
1380
01:06:53,427 --> 01:06:54,762
Well, 'cause you...
1381
01:06:57,024 --> 01:06:58,899
'Cause you make the schedule.
1382
01:06:59,627 --> 01:07:01,202
Right.
1383
01:07:01,202 --> 01:07:03,837
Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Thank you.
1384
01:07:04,637 --> 01:07:07,375
- Are we okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1385
01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:09,810
- Yeah, we're okay.
- Okay.
1386
01:07:09,810 --> 01:07:11,140
Cool.
1387
01:07:13,212 --> 01:07:14,282
Love ya.
1388
01:08:10,002 --> 01:08:11,239
Are you serious?
1389
01:08:15,575 --> 01:08:16,644
Wow.
1390
01:08:17,377 --> 01:08:19,208
I wasn't expecting that.
1391
01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:21,682
Are you sure?
1392
01:08:22,915 --> 01:08:26,987
And you're just realizing
this recently?
1393
01:08:28,221 --> 01:08:31,325
I think I've known
for a while.
1394
01:08:32,987 --> 01:08:34,928
Have you been with girls?
1395
01:08:34,928 --> 01:08:36,997
Mmm-hmm. One.
1396
01:08:37,997 --> 01:08:39,367
Did you like it?
1397
01:08:42,067 --> 01:08:46,007
I think maybe I liked it
a little bit more than she did.
1398
01:08:46,007 --> 01:08:47,175
Mmm.
1399
01:08:47,175 --> 01:08:48,842
Do you want me to destroy her?
1400
01:08:50,344 --> 01:08:52,313
I'm not really sure
what to say.
1401
01:08:54,113 --> 01:08:56,317
You can say anything.
1402
01:08:56,317 --> 01:08:58,619
So, do you have a type?
1403
01:08:58,619 --> 01:09:01,222
No. I don't know.
1404
01:09:01,222 --> 01:09:04,358
I like brunettes
with long hair
1405
01:09:04,358 --> 01:09:07,028
who are attracted to women.
1406
01:09:07,028 --> 01:09:08,729
- It's funny,
1407
01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:10,398
I always felt like
you treated me
1408
01:09:10,398 --> 01:09:11,932
like your gay best friend.
1409
01:09:11,932 --> 01:09:14,001
But, uh, it turns out
you're mine.
1410
01:09:14,001 --> 01:09:15,869
Oh, I'm sorry.
1411
01:09:15,869 --> 01:09:17,266
I'm sorry that I...
1412
01:09:19,873 --> 01:09:21,409
couldn't tell you.
1413
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:24,312
I'm sorry about the girl.
1414
01:09:25,979 --> 01:09:27,348
It's all good.
1415
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:31,619
Good night, Ben.
1416
01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:34,922
- Come on.
1417
01:09:37,025 --> 01:09:42,463
♪ True love will find you
In the end ♪
1418
01:09:46,898 --> 01:09:51,772
♪ You'll find out
Just who was your friend ♪
1419
01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:58,246
♪ Don't be sad ♪
1420
01:09:58,246 --> 01:10:00,348
♪ I know you will... ♪
1421
01:10:00,348 --> 01:10:02,783
Oh, my aunt is a nurse.
1422
01:10:02,783 --> 01:10:04,652
That's... I don't know
how you guys do it.
1423
01:10:04,652 --> 01:10:06,754
I'm not cool with needles.
1424
01:10:06,754 --> 01:10:09,857
Oh, but it's so satisfying
when you get the vein.
1425
01:10:09,857 --> 01:10:11,192
Right.
1426
01:10:11,192 --> 01:10:14,362
♪ True love will find you
In the end... ♪
1427
01:10:14,362 --> 01:10:16,397
So, what do you do?
1428
01:10:16,397 --> 01:10:18,366
Um, I'm...
1429
01:10:18,366 --> 01:10:20,329
I'm an artist.
1430
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,576
Bathroom.
1431
01:10:28,576 --> 01:10:30,339
- Whoa!
1432
01:10:30,339 --> 01:10:32,413
I'm fine. I'm fine.
1433
01:10:32,413 --> 01:10:33,847
Oh, shit.
1434
01:10:36,982 --> 01:10:42,556
♪ 'Cause true love
Is searching too... ♪
1435
01:10:45,726 --> 01:10:48,129
I would fuck Helen Mirren
and I'd kill Angelina.
1436
01:10:48,129 --> 01:10:49,563
You would fuck Helen Mirren?
1437
01:10:49,563 --> 01:10:51,399
That's crazy.
1438
01:10:51,399 --> 01:10:53,000
- No, I'll get it.
- No!
1439
01:10:54,435 --> 01:10:57,004
Uh, no, I'm gonna get it.
You can get the next one.
1440
01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,706
Okay.
1441
01:10:59,705 --> 01:11:01,742
We can go for a small pizza.
1442
01:11:01,742 --> 01:11:02,676
Wow.
1443
01:11:02,676 --> 01:11:04,245
That's generous of you.
1444
01:11:04,245 --> 01:11:06,447
But no sides, okay?
1445
01:11:06,447 --> 01:11:10,184
- Just tap water. That's it.
1446
01:11:10,184 --> 01:11:15,789
♪ True love will find you
In the end ♪
1447
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,428
♪ Are you ready
For the weekend of your life? ♪
1448
01:11:20,428 --> 01:11:23,264
♪ With the hammock
Come with me to a hammock ♪
1449
01:11:23,264 --> 01:11:25,599
♪ Have a hammock
Sit in a hammock ♪
1450
01:11:25,599 --> 01:11:28,269
♪ Enjoy it
Are you ready? ♪
1451
01:11:28,269 --> 01:11:30,071
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1452
01:11:37,943 --> 01:11:42,750
- Welcome...
to the Hammock Sanctuary.
1453
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:46,020
Like the bosoms
of our foremothers,
1454
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:50,024
the hammock cradles us.
1455
01:11:50,024 --> 01:11:53,694
If the trees of the forest
are our legs...
1456
01:11:54,627 --> 01:11:57,831
the hammock is our vulva.
1457
01:11:57,831 --> 01:12:00,901
Let's close our eyes
and allow ourselves
1458
01:12:00,901 --> 01:12:05,139
to be enveloped
by our mesh cocoons.
1459
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:10,439
We are all seeds
of the universe,
1460
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:13,347
and soon we will
begin to bloom.
1461
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,452
Let's close our eyes.
1462
01:12:25,491 --> 01:12:26,860
Let's close them.
1463
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,931
- And we'll close them.
- Okay.
1464
01:12:30,931 --> 01:12:32,733
- Okay, close your eyes.
- I will.
1465
01:12:32,733 --> 01:12:34,535
Well, you're not closing them.
1466
01:12:35,801 --> 01:12:38,506
As we open our throat chakra,
1467
01:12:38,506 --> 01:12:41,542
I encourage you all
1468
01:12:41,542 --> 01:12:44,512
to release your voice
1469
01:12:44,512 --> 01:12:47,648
as ferociously
as the Vishuddha...
1470
01:12:47,648 --> 01:12:50,251
- ...will allow.
1471
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,956
That was nice, Kat.
1472
01:12:58,192 --> 01:12:59,560
Would it help if I rocked you?
1473
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,029
No, I'm okay, thank you.
1474
01:13:01,029 --> 01:13:03,197
Let me rock you.
I'm good.
1475
01:13:03,197 --> 01:13:05,099
It'd be best if I rocked you.
1476
01:13:07,201 --> 01:13:09,570
You need to let it out.
It's in here.
1477
01:13:09,570 --> 01:13:11,572
- It's right in there.
1478
01:13:11,572 --> 01:13:13,174
It needs to come out.
1479
01:13:18,846 --> 01:13:21,682
Okay, well... Jesus Christ.
1480
01:14:19,072 --> 01:14:20,141
Hi.
1481
01:14:29,781 --> 01:14:30,984
What are you gonna get?
1482
01:14:31,851 --> 01:14:33,887
Um., maybe an omelet.
1483
01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:36,090
- That sounds good.
- Mmm.
1484
01:14:37,423 --> 01:14:38,826
You girls ready?
1485
01:14:38,826 --> 01:14:41,962
Yeah. May I have an omelet
with tomato and spinach?
1486
01:14:41,962 --> 01:14:44,365
Mmm-hmm.
- Please. And an iced coffee.
1487
01:14:44,365 --> 01:14:46,034
Thank you.
1488
01:14:46,034 --> 01:14:48,969
I'll do the Chinese chicken
salad and a green tea. Thanks.
1489
01:14:49,969 --> 01:14:51,439
No more veggie burgers?
1490
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,075
Just switching it up.
1491
01:14:54,075 --> 01:14:56,877
- Wild!
1492
01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,849
So, when do you leave?
1493
01:15:01,849 --> 01:15:03,817
I'm going early, actually.
1494
01:15:03,817 --> 01:15:05,586
I leave next week.
1495
01:15:05,586 --> 01:15:07,355
Next... Wow, that's...
1496
01:15:07,355 --> 01:15:10,324
What made you want to do that?
1497
01:15:10,324 --> 01:15:12,426
Danny's not going anymore.
1498
01:15:12,426 --> 01:15:14,128
You and I were in a fight.
1499
01:15:14,128 --> 01:15:17,165
It's easier to leave than deal
with those things, I suppose.
1500
01:15:17,165 --> 01:15:18,832
Danny's not going?
1501
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,569
Why? What happened?
1502
01:15:21,569 --> 01:15:24,438
He said
he likes his life here.
1503
01:15:24,438 --> 01:15:26,874
Which is fine.
1504
01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:31,579
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
1505
01:15:31,579 --> 01:15:33,014
It's fine.
1506
01:15:34,313 --> 01:15:35,949
It's fine.
1507
01:15:35,949 --> 01:15:37,918
What have you been up to?
1508
01:15:38,985 --> 01:15:40,521
Well, I... I quit the spa.
1509
01:15:40,521 --> 01:15:44,225
Holy shit!
That's amazing, Lucy.
Good for you.
1510
01:15:44,225 --> 01:15:46,727
Thanks.
I started painting again.
1511
01:15:46,727 --> 01:15:48,229
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
1512
01:15:48,229 --> 01:15:49,397
That's great!
1513
01:15:51,263 --> 01:15:53,867
And I've been
on some girl dates.
1514
01:15:53,867 --> 01:15:56,604
What?
You don't start with that?
1515
01:15:56,604 --> 01:15:58,739
- I'm just taking it slow.
- Wow!
1516
01:15:58,739 --> 01:16:00,308
Okay,
you're playing it so cool.
1517
01:16:00,308 --> 01:16:02,310
What happened
with BB Brit-Brit?
1518
01:16:02,310 --> 01:16:04,745
Oh, BB Brit-Brit, yes.
1519
01:16:04,745 --> 01:16:06,447
Um, she's straight.
1520
01:16:06,447 --> 01:16:08,749
Ah, I doubt that very much.
1521
01:16:10,349 --> 01:16:11,752
Yeah.
1522
01:16:11,752 --> 01:16:13,087
We had a try-on party.
1523
01:16:13,087 --> 01:16:15,684
- That is not a thing.
- It is a thing.
1524
01:16:15,684 --> 01:16:17,758
Okay, did you make out?
1525
01:16:17,758 --> 01:16:19,460
- Did you make out?
1526
01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:22,596
You may ask me some questions
that I will say yes or no to.
1527
01:16:22,596 --> 01:16:24,398
Okay. Boobs in mouth?
1528
01:16:24,398 --> 01:16:25,966
Wow. Um, yes.
1529
01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:27,201
Did you go down on her?
1530
01:16:27,201 --> 01:16:29,837
- No.
- Did she go down on you?
1531
01:16:29,837 --> 01:16:32,240
- Yes.
- Um, did you finger-bang her?
1532
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,442
- Oh, my God.
- Butt stuff? Any butt stuff?
1533
01:16:34,442 --> 01:16:36,977
What? Butt stuff?
Jane, that is hardcore.
1534
01:16:36,977 --> 01:16:38,846
You definitely did butt stuff.
1535
01:16:39,846 --> 01:16:41,349
- No.
- Yeah!
1536
01:16:41,349 --> 01:16:43,117
Oh, my God. We don't need
to talk about it.
1537
01:16:43,117 --> 01:16:46,387
I just can't believe
I missed all of this.
1538
01:16:49,990 --> 01:16:51,992
I'm... I'm...
1539
01:16:51,992 --> 01:16:54,462
I'm really sorry, Lucy.
1540
01:16:57,297 --> 01:17:00,401
- You don't have to apologize.
- Yes, I do.
1541
01:17:00,401 --> 01:17:02,070
And I really am.
1542
01:17:02,070 --> 01:17:05,439
I was just...
I don't know, I was...
1543
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:06,874
I was frustrated.
1544
01:17:06,874 --> 01:17:09,477
You were so stuck,
I was just trying to help.
1545
01:17:09,477 --> 01:17:11,079
Yeah, I know.
1546
01:17:11,079 --> 01:17:12,246
I don't know
why I've always been
1547
01:17:12,246 --> 01:17:14,082
so set on solving
your problems.
1548
01:17:14,082 --> 01:17:16,284
Hmm. Hmm.
1549
01:17:16,284 --> 01:17:18,452
- May I venture a guess?
1550
01:17:18,452 --> 01:17:19,748
Have at it.
1551
01:17:19,748 --> 01:17:22,556
I think that perhaps,
I don't know,
1552
01:17:22,556 --> 01:17:26,660
maybe it's easier to focus
on someone else's problems
1553
01:17:26,660 --> 01:17:28,896
than face your own,
1554
01:17:28,896 --> 01:17:32,633
and perhaps
there's some control issues
1555
01:17:32,633 --> 01:17:35,764
from being forced to move here
when you were a teenager.
1556
01:17:35,764 --> 01:17:37,738
No, that's not it.
1557
01:17:37,738 --> 01:17:39,440
Oh, yeah, that's not it?
1558
01:17:41,675 --> 01:17:43,477
I took you for granted.
1559
01:17:43,477 --> 01:17:45,979
I don't know why it took
swinging in a dirty hammock
1560
01:17:45,979 --> 01:17:48,882
for me to realize that
I really fucking need you.
1561
01:17:48,882 --> 01:17:50,384
Oh, I hate this!
1562
01:17:50,384 --> 01:17:52,053
I feel like I've skipped
a whole season of your life.
1563
01:17:52,053 --> 01:17:53,421
What am I gonna miss
1564
01:17:53,421 --> 01:17:54,688
when I'm on the other side
of the world?
1565
01:17:54,688 --> 01:17:57,058
Probably butt stuff.
1566
01:17:57,058 --> 01:17:59,827
Okay, can we figure out
when you'll visit?
1567
01:17:59,827 --> 01:18:01,662
Yeah, I'll come
when you get settled.
1568
01:18:01,662 --> 01:18:03,497
In two weeks?
1569
01:18:03,497 --> 01:18:05,566
Jane, you're gonna be okay.
1570
01:18:05,566 --> 01:18:06,934
You're gonna love being there.
1571
01:18:06,934 --> 01:18:08,502
It's your home.
1572
01:18:08,502 --> 01:18:11,272
I mean,
you speak the language.
That's good.
1573
01:18:11,272 --> 01:18:14,508
You make super-annoying
friends, like, really easily.
1574
01:18:14,508 --> 01:18:16,610
You're gonna find a new me in,
like, a week.
1575
01:18:16,610 --> 01:18:19,447
I will never find a new you.
1576
01:18:19,447 --> 01:18:21,515
I don't wanna miss
your first girlfriend.
1577
01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:25,653
Do you have a ride
to the airport?
1578
01:18:25,653 --> 01:18:26,787
Do you want me to take you?
1579
01:18:26,787 --> 01:18:28,556
No, you are a terrible driver.
1580
01:18:28,556 --> 01:18:32,626
I'm not. I feel that I'm
actually a really good driver.
One car--
1581
01:18:32,626 --> 01:18:35,463
You have to see what's going
on behind you right now.
1582
01:18:37,331 --> 01:18:39,333
- Oh, my God! Wow!
1583
01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:42,002
The whole thing? I've never
thought of doing that.
1584
01:18:42,002 --> 01:18:44,872
- But I will now.
- That is great.
1585
01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:53,214
Whoo! London Town!
1586
01:18:53,214 --> 01:18:56,584
- You sound like Kat.
- Wow.
1587
01:18:56,584 --> 01:19:00,621
That's actually the meanest
thing you've ever said to me.
1588
01:19:00,621 --> 01:19:02,790
And you've said some really
fucked-up shit.
1589
01:19:02,790 --> 01:19:04,853
Oh.
1590
01:19:06,353 --> 01:19:07,361
Yeah.
1591
01:19:09,762 --> 01:19:11,032
Okay.
1592
01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:18,005
- Cheer up, buttercup.
- Oh, please. No.
1593
01:19:20,273 --> 01:19:21,442
Oh.
1594
01:19:21,442 --> 01:19:22,910
Is it still broken?
1595
01:19:22,910 --> 01:19:25,179
I thought you got that fixed.
1596
01:19:25,179 --> 01:19:27,648
Yeah, well,
you just have to open it
from the inside.
1597
01:19:27,648 --> 01:19:29,083
It's not broken.
1598
01:19:29,083 --> 01:19:31,352
That sounds really safe.
1599
01:19:31,352 --> 01:19:33,287
Okay!
1600
01:19:33,886 --> 01:19:35,423
Here we go.
1601
01:19:35,423 --> 01:19:37,625
- Oh!
- Oh, Jesus! Shall we swap?
1602
01:19:38,858 --> 01:19:40,228
That's it.
1603
01:19:43,231 --> 01:19:44,332
Okay.
1604
01:19:44,332 --> 01:19:47,468
Whoo!
Jesus!
1605
01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,308
Why are you smiling?
1606
01:19:54,308 --> 01:19:58,512
Um... What?
Because I'm happy for you.
1607
01:19:58,512 --> 01:20:00,448
This is really exciting.
1608
01:20:04,911 --> 01:20:07,288
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.
1609
01:20:07,288 --> 01:20:09,523
I'm also... You know,
I'm happy for me, too.
1610
01:20:09,523 --> 01:20:11,892
Because I won't be here
to boss you around?
1611
01:20:11,892 --> 01:20:15,096
No, because
I'm coming with you.
1612
01:20:15,096 --> 01:20:16,530
- What?
- I'm coming.
1613
01:20:16,530 --> 01:20:20,768
I'm gonna come on this plane
to London Town.
1614
01:20:20,768 --> 01:20:22,336
What are you talking about?
1615
01:20:22,336 --> 01:20:24,105
I know that you really like
to tell me what I need,
1616
01:20:24,105 --> 01:20:27,275
but I know what you need also.
1617
01:20:27,275 --> 01:20:30,411
And that is me, so I'm coming
1618
01:20:30,411 --> 01:20:33,481
for emotional support
and overall encouragement.
1619
01:20:33,481 --> 01:20:35,616
- Are you serious?
- Well, yes!
1620
01:20:35,616 --> 01:20:37,851
You had shaky voice
at the diner.
1621
01:20:37,851 --> 01:20:39,887
No, I didn't. It was the wind.
1622
01:20:39,887 --> 01:20:43,057
- You were trembling.
- How long are you gonna stay?
1623
01:20:43,057 --> 01:20:44,625
Well, I don't know.
1624
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:47,761
Maybe a fortnight. That means
two weeks in England.
1625
01:20:47,761 --> 01:20:49,897
- Okay?
- Yeah, I know
what a fortnight is.
1626
01:20:49,897 --> 01:20:51,832
It's just to get you settled,
you know?
1627
01:20:51,832 --> 01:20:53,501
This is crazy!
1628
01:20:53,501 --> 01:20:55,936
And I brought you a muffin.
1629
01:20:55,936 --> 01:20:58,672
You can have half
when we take off
and half over New York.
1630
01:20:59,968 --> 01:21:02,910
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
1631
01:21:02,910 --> 01:21:04,212
We're going to London
together.
1632
01:21:04,212 --> 01:21:05,779
I know. It's great. Hey, no.
1633
01:21:05,779 --> 01:21:09,883
I said half when we take off
and half over New York.
1634
01:21:09,883 --> 01:21:11,285
You're so bossy.
1635
01:21:11,285 --> 01:21:13,187
Yeah, well, that's who
I am now. I'm in charge.
1636
01:21:13,187 --> 01:21:15,156
What are you gonna do
with your car?
1637
01:21:17,624 --> 01:21:19,327
Oh.
1638
01:21:19,327 --> 01:21:22,330
Um, I'm gonna,
uh, park it.
1639
01:21:22,330 --> 01:21:23,831
What about your passport?
1640
01:21:23,831 --> 01:21:25,699
I have it in my bag.
1641
01:21:25,699 --> 01:21:28,436
Has it expired?
They expire?
1642
01:21:28,436 --> 01:21:29,870
Do you have luggage?
1643
01:21:29,870 --> 01:21:31,339
I have a carry-on.
1644
01:21:31,339 --> 01:21:32,773
You're gonna need
a warmer jacket than that.
1645
01:21:32,773 --> 01:21:35,409
No. Okay, that's enough.
No more talking.
1646
01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:08,509
♪ In Los Ageless
The winter never comes ♪
1647
01:22:08,509 --> 01:22:12,313
♪ In Los Ageless
The mothers milk their young ♪
1648
01:22:12,313 --> 01:22:14,615
♪ But I can keep running ♪
1649
01:22:14,615 --> 01:22:17,385
♪ No, I can keep running ♪
1650
01:22:22,988 --> 01:22:27,795
♪ The Los Ageless
Hang out by the bar ♪
1651
01:22:27,795 --> 01:22:31,632
♪ Burn the pages
Of unwritten memoirs ♪
1652
01:22:31,632 --> 01:22:34,135
♪ But I can keep running ♪
1653
01:22:34,135 --> 01:22:37,338
♪ No, I can keep running ♪
1654
01:22:42,308 --> 01:22:44,678
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1655
01:22:44,678 --> 01:22:46,980
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1656
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:49,250
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1657
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:52,286
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1658
01:22:52,286 --> 01:22:54,388
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1659
01:22:54,388 --> 01:22:56,924
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1660
01:22:56,924 --> 01:22:59,260
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1661
01:22:59,260 --> 01:23:02,563
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1662
01:23:03,096 --> 01:23:04,798
♪ Oh ♪
1663
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:14,408
♪ The last days
Of the sunset superstars ♪
1664
01:23:14,408 --> 01:23:18,179
♪ Girls in cages
Playing their guitars ♪
1665
01:23:18,179 --> 01:23:20,314
♪ But how can I leave? ♪
1666
01:23:20,314 --> 01:23:24,652
♪ I just follow the hood
Of my car ♪
1667
01:23:28,821 --> 01:23:33,261
♪ In Los Ageless
The waves, they never break ♪
1668
01:23:33,261 --> 01:23:37,398
♪ They build and build until
You don't have no escape ♪
1669
01:23:37,398 --> 01:23:39,533
♪ But how can I leave? ♪
1670
01:23:39,533 --> 01:23:44,205
♪ I just follow my hood
To the sea ♪
1671
01:23:44,205 --> 01:23:46,574
♪ Go to sleep ♪
1672
01:23:48,141 --> 01:23:49,977
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1673
01:23:49,977 --> 01:23:52,780
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1674
01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:54,815
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1675
01:23:54,815 --> 01:23:58,419
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1676
01:23:58,985 --> 01:24:00,521
♪ Oh ♪
1677
01:24:00,521 --> 01:24:05,059
♪ Oh my Lord
Oh, we really did it now ♪
1678
01:24:05,059 --> 01:24:09,097
♪ I'm a monster
And you're my sacred cow ♪
1679
01:24:09,097 --> 01:24:11,365
♪ But I can keep running ♪
1680
01:24:11,365 --> 01:24:14,235
♪ No, I can keep on running ♪
1681
01:24:14,235 --> 01:24:15,836
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1682
01:24:15,836 --> 01:24:18,406
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1683
01:24:19,505 --> 01:24:21,775
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1684
01:24:21,775 --> 01:24:24,478
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1685
01:24:24,478 --> 01:24:26,547
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1686
01:24:26,547 --> 01:24:29,350
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1687
01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:31,719
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1688
01:24:31,719 --> 01:24:34,155
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1689
01:24:34,155 --> 01:24:36,424
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1690
01:24:36,424 --> 01:24:41,029
♪ And not lose their minds? ♪
1691
01:24:41,029 --> 01:24:42,596
♪ Oh ♪