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How does the Dorothy Parker saying go?

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She actually didn't say that.

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What is it? I know you know it.

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Come on.

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I like to have a martini.

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Two at the very most.

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Three, I'm under the table.

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And four, I'm under the…

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…host.

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Spanish nut mix?

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Your, uh… your house is… incredible.

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Oh, thank you.

13
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Right now, I wanna burn it all down,
become a minimalist.

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No, it's… it's…
it's the best kind of clutter.

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Is that your book?

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I, uh… can't wait to hear your thoughts.

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Well, I can't wait to read it.

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This is his cue to ask for mine.

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How are you feeling
about classes starting tomorrow?

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Fine, I think. You know.

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Do you know all the shortcuts,
the labyrinthine intricacies?

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How… how intricate is it?

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-Well, do you have an ID yet?
-No.

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I tried to get my photo taken
the other day,

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but I couldn't find the office.

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Do you want me to take you there tomorrow?
I could give you the underground tour.

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That would… that would be amazing.

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Oh shit!

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Hello?

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Hello.

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-How's it going, man?
-Oh. John, uh, we didn't expect you.

32
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-Uh, this is Vlad. Vlad, this is John.
-You can shake my hand, bud.

33
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I don't think cancellation can be spread
through skin-to-skin contact.

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Oh, no. I… I don't… I don't care…
about that stuff.

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-Don't tease him.
-I'm just messing with him.

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It's none of my business.
Honestly, I'm… I'm actually starstruck.

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-I'm a huge fan of your criticism.
-Come on, don't bullshit me.

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No, your book
on Ashbery's first collection?

39
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That book is so fucking good, man.

40
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Well, thanks. I appreciate that.

41
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What are you doing home, John?

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Ah. May I, uh… steal this one
for a second?

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-Yeah, I should get going.
-Oh, no, don't go!

44
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We haven't unpacked yet.
I… I should be home for bedtime.

45
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Oh, you sweet modern fathers.

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I don't think John helped
with bedtime ever.

47
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-How is your little one?
-Uh, she's three. She's a… a beast.

48
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Oh, I love three.
You can still control them with your body.

49
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Yeah. Well, yeah, it's better than two.

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Two almost killed Cynthia.

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Literally.

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-Huh.
-Uh, well, I can… I'll walk you out.

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Sure.

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-Hey, good to meet you.
-Okay, yeah, you too.

55
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That hair's growing
from your chin again. Heads up.

56
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Fuck!

57
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Wasn't there yesterday.

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-We need to talk.
-No.

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Listen.

60
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Uh, no, you're not even supposed
to be here.

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-Stop acting like a teenage girl.
-Don't denigrate teenage girls.

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-I've had some time to reflect.
-I don't care.

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-Stop. I'm cleaning. Just sit down.
-No, I need food.

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I'm hungry. I drank that martini
on an empty stomach.

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I… I… I'll make you a sandwich. Sit down.

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-I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry about?

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I'm sorry that I made you upset.

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Okay.

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Sit!

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-Sorry that I was rude.
-And dismissive.

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-And dismissive.
-And patriarchal.

72
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Ooh, he doesn't like that.

73
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I'm sorry that I was
taking you for granted.

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But I've been thinking about it, okay?

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And I realized

76
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all we need to do is delay the hearing
until the end of the year.

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That's it, and then I'll retire
before the hearing can happen,

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and I'll get my full pension,
and it'll be done.

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Think we can figure out
how to make that happen?

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You figure it out.

81
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I need your help.

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If Florence even saw me on campus,

83
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I think that stick up her ass
would come out of her mouth.

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You know…

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Lila joined the case. As a complainant.

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When?

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Last week.

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So, I just…

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I think it's in your best interest
to help me push it back.

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You could reach out to David.

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I talked to Sid this afternoon.

92
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Why isn't she answering my calls?

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She's just acting out.

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-How is it?
-Mm.

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That's my girl.

96
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And then I was also thinking Spanish 4

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because grad programs
require written proficiency.

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-Smart.
-And then, um…

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weight lifting for my anxiety.

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Also smart.

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And then, um… for my English requirement,
I was thinking creative nonfiction.

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With Cynthia Tong.

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I thought you were taking
Women in American Fiction with me.

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-Right, but--
-But of course.

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-I do--
-You wanna write essays.

106
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No, yeah. I've been trying.

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Yeah, it's very smart because, um…
my class is so full in the fall.

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Students worming their way in
off the wait list.

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Better to take it in spring
when the students are abroad.

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-That's what I was thinking.
-Absolutely! Take her class.

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Love to give new teachers a boost.

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Come in.

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-Am I interrupting?
-Oh, I have to go anyway.

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Oh. No, wait, wait.

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Uh, Vlad, this is Edwina.

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My best and favorite student.

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Edwina, this is Professor Vladinski.

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Vlad, please.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Um, okay.

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-Bye-bye.
-Bye.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-Um… so you came for the tour.
-Mm-hmm.

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Um, after you. Okay.

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Hey, you.

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-You did not give me your book last night.
-I thought you'd never ask.

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Aw, look at you. A copy all ready to go.

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Well…

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Yes!

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It's a nice photo.

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Mm. I hate it.

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Why?

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-Bit of a thirst trap, don't you think?
-It's okay.

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Desire is okay.

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What are you working on now?

136
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Honestly, I've had
crippling writer's block

137
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for the past 15 years.

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-Give me a break. That's not a real thing.
-No, it is for me. I've tried everything.

139
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Artist's Way, microdosing ketamine.

140
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No, seriously. I have. Nothing works.

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Okay, well,
then how are we gonna get you going again?

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I mean, who cares?

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Nobody.

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Well, thank you.

145
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No, that's why you should write
'cause nobody cares whether you do or not.

146
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Because that makes it free or something?

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It makes it yours.

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Something secret, dirty.

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Only for you.

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I try to stay away
from secret and dirty things these days.

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-Mm-hmm?
-Mm-hmm.

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How's that working for you?

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Trust me.

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After the first week,
it'll be standing room only.

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Rain that sweat…

156
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Hey.

157
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-You started without me?
-Just warming up.

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So, are you coming
to the faculty happy hour on Friday?

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I don't think so.

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Do you know the date for the hearing yet?

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It's in the works.

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Do you know if it's this semester
or next semester?

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It's gonna be soon.

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Oh, I'm just wondering

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because if we could delay
until the end of the year,

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John could retire, and he'd be gone,

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and the department could avoid
a whole mess.

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Is this about Lila?

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-Do you think you could help me?
-No way.

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There's 0% chance
I'm gonna intercede, okay?

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Fine.

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Do you know what's interesting?

173
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I've had the same email address
at this college since 1996.

174
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Me too. What's interesting about that?

175
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Oh, it's just interesting
the nonprofessional ways

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we used email back then.

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I mean, I was naive.
I was tenure track at the time,

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but you were on my review board,
weren't you?

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You were, weren't you?

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When we were writing all these
lovely, sexy emails to each other

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and doing the other things, obviously.

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Things that, just to confirm,

183
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your wife is still unaware of, yes?

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You're better than this.

185
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Well, I thought I was,
but apparently I'm not.

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Sorry.

187
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Turn me on, baby, strike up a storm
Get me off…

188
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-Okay.
-Strip it down to the core…

189
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All right. Then I'll see what I can do.

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Thank you.

191
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You should know
this was a disappointing conversation.

192
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Strike up a storm

193
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Get me off, strip it down to the core…

194
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To think I let that pompous,
pencil-up-his-twat

195
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little schoolmarm fuck me.

196
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But he has an enormous cock, so…

197
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Dumb, dumb, dummy, I'm no bunny

198
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I'm no slobby boy
I never beg for no money

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Fun, fun, funny, you'll run from me

200
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No irony, no, I pardon no one, nobody

201
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Chop, chop, chop it, right hand
Chop it like a pickpocket

202
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You had the mic, now you can't drop it

203
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Dumb, dumb, dummy, once nobody

204
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I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
Sit down…

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She must be busy.

206
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-Oh, hi!
-Hello there!

207
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,913
Sorry, I'm running to get Phee.
They charge extra if you're late.

208
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,791
Oh, yeah, I remember that whole racket.

209
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,834
Are you…
you coming to the drinks thing on Friday?

210
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,127
Probably not.

211
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,672
Oh, boo! Please come! Come!

212
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,798
N-yeah…

213
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,133
I ain't finished, I got loads

214
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I think I'm up for the challenge

215
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To show I got me some mileage

216
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I bought a car and a cottage

217
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I got Suzanne in my baggage

218
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Got a list in my bucket…

219
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I remember when men
used to put their hands behind their head

220
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in the playground with me
when Sid was little.

221
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They're just like peacocks.

222
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When they're attracted to a woman,
they actually make themselves bigger.

223
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,369
Hi, David.

224
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I got you a meeting with Lynn.

225
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No.

226
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You know it's the only way.

227
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,459
I don't know that.

228
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,045
President's wife, so backdoor.

229
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,297
Well, it's the most effective way.

230
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-When are we going?
-She only wants to meet with you.

231
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But I can't talk. I'm at an event.

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I used to be able to orgasm in a second.

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Excuse me.

234
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,470
-It's after eight.
-Oh, thank you.

235
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,764
Oh shit.

236
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,183
Did you, um… speak to David?

237
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,395
I have a meeting with Lynn today.

238
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,732
Mm. Thank you.

239
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,028
Any good?

240
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,781
Unfortunately, yes.

241
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,741
One-hit wonder?

242
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,285
I don't think so.

243
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,413
But I didn't think I was back then either.

244
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Good-looking.

245
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Almost as hot as I was.

246
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,591
Are you smoking?

247
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No.

248
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:54,268
This is the college president's house.

249
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It's like the White House.
The college gives it to him.

250
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,648
Of course, the president is always someone

251
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who would never need free housing
in the first place, but…

252
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,695
I don't see why I should.

253
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:10,326
I find the whole thing very disturbing,
insulting to women our age,

254
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,120
humiliating for you, don't you think?

255
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,581
Uh, yes. Well, Lynn, I--

256
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:20,252
Your face looks just fabulous.
What are you doing?

257
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,839
A hearing like this would be
such bad timing for the college.

258
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,425
Is it ever bad timing for truth?

259
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,677
These were consensual affairs.

260
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,638
I fucked a professor once.

261
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,390
He didn't call me after that night,
and I was devastated.

262
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,351
Oh, I am sorry.

263
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,561
-Statistics.
-You were a statistic?

264
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,521
-He taught Statistics.
-Oh.

265
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,566
I'm not unhappy
to have had the experience, though,

266
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,486
because he was uncircumcised.

267
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,072
It was a different time, wasn't it?

268
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,783
You remember what it was like for us?

269
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,993
It was a casting call.

270
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,121
It's good it's not like that anymore.

271
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,539
Of course.

272
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,124
Lynn, remember,

273
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:03,003
the last thing with a student
happened more than ten years ago.

274
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,464
John knows times have changed.

275
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:11,720
-He would never do anything like that now.
-You are just so contoured.

276
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:16,100
Oh. Well, I bought a device on sale.

277
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,310
-I'll send you a link.
-Mm.

278
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,066
Are you sure you can control him?

279
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,905
Absolutely.

280
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,217
Might as well get it over with.

281
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,597
Thank you.

282
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,025
Hey!

283
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,402
Wait!

284
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,989
Hey, sorry, I just wanted…

285
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,491
When you came in the other day,
I didn't get a chance…

286
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,870
Can you… Are you pulling away from me?

287
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,871
Bitch!

288
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,944
-Hey, you. Guess what.
-What?

289
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,112
We did it.

290
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,947
Fucking Lynn.

291
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,867
Delayed until summer. Just like that.

292
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,744
I mean, can you believe it?

293
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,954
-You're fucking with me.
-I'm not.

294
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:02,790
That's incredible.

295
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,584
I mean, oh my God,
I can't believe it's over just like that.

296
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,044
That's outstanding.

297
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,463
Oh, that is outstanding.

298
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,548
-Look at you.
-Mm.

299
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,217
I'm very proud of you.

300
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:17,930
Well, I am desperately ashamed of myself,
but the end justifies the means. Maybe.

301
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,765
Okay, okay, we're gonna celebrate.

302
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,975
Just pop a little champers.

303
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,727
-What are you doing?
-I'm gonna…

304
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,354
Well, I had some plans, but, uh…

305
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,356
-He means he had a date.
-I will cancel them.

306
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,151
No, don't cancel. Don't cancel.
We can celebrate tomorrow.

307
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,361
You sure?

308
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,989
I'm fully sure. I also have some… plans.

309
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,574
Huh.

310
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,410
Say thanks to your old boyfriend.

311
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,123
I'd take a look at your eyebrows
if I were you.

312
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,708
Appreciate that.

313
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,129
You've been lonely for so long

314
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,133
Flying solo, and that's wrong

315
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:58,178
You're self sufficient
Don't need a man

316
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,847
Too many dickheads…

317
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,432
-Hi, honey.
-Oh, hello. You look lovely.

318
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,684
Is this cashmere?

319
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,352
It's polyblend.

320
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,982
-Oh, may I have a white wine, please?
-Coming right up.

321
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,953
-Your white wine.
-Thank you very much.

322
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,747
Don't be afraid
Of catching feelings for me…

323
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,957
Hi.

324
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,876
-Hi.
-Hi.

325
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,420
Oh, sorry, sorry. I touched you.

326
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,048
I just wanted to be sure you were here
in the… in the… in the flesh.

327
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,010
-As opposed to what?
-Oh, in my dreams.

328
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,096
Uh, no, no. Um…

329
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,600
I… I just have been reading your book
for the last couple of days,

330
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,603
so you've been very present in my mind.

331
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,479
Oh, it's wonderful.

332
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,024
But I… I hope you know that.

333
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,695
Well, I… I never mind being told
by someone whose opinion I value, so…

334
00:19:56,778 --> 00:20:01,283
Maybe we can have lunch sometime
and discuss it, if you enjoy lunch.

335
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,828
Love lunch. Lunch is one
of my top three favorite meals.

336
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,246
Uh…

337
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,373
But I c… I can't have lunch with you.

338
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,333
Oh.

339
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,628
No. I… Sorry, I mean, I can't have lunch
until I've read your book.

340
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,545
Oh.

341
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,632
It should be
a, you know, reciprocal exchange.

342
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:21,136
Uh, of course.
There is a value in, um… in reciprocity.

343
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,098
Where… where's Cynthia?

344
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,310
She took Phee for dinner. Um…

345
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,730
Bars are triggering for her,
so she'll pick me up.

346
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,233
-You only have the one car.
-Who needs more than one car?

347
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,236
Oh, well, that's what I thought
when we first moved here.

348
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,363
-And then what happened?
-Um…

349
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,822
Uh…

350
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,199
Just one sec.

351
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,287
-Should we… should we sit down?
-Sure, yeah.

352
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,081
-This way.
-Yeah.

353
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,751
-I'm gonna say goodbye.
-People are into it for the hot Irish sex.

354
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:57,589
Bye, kids. I'm heading home
to see the spawn before they go to sleep.

355
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,299
How is Sid?

356
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:04,263
Mm, wonderful. She's arguing a case
in front of the Supreme Court.

357
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,764
-Wow!
-Mm.

358
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,516
I thought it was a circuit court.

359
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,977
No, it's the Supreme one.

360
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,647
-Well, a circuit court's still impressive.
-Mm.

361
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,148
-Hey!
-Oh. Hey!

362
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,985
-Oh, hi. Hello.
-Uh…

363
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,027
Hi.

364
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:23,031
I just met your student.
She is exceptional.

365
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,033
Oh, you'll adore each other.

366
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536
And… and who is this "wittle" nugget?

367
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,957
I have been texting you for a half hour.

368
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,963
-Sorry.
-Okay. Drunkle.

369
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,381
I'm not drunk.

370
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,466
You're more drunk than I am. Can we go?

371
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,761
Uh, yes. I'm, uh… You know,
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.

372
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,971
Okay.

373
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,808
How's the book coming?

374
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,560
It's… it's a memoir, right?

375
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,104
Oh, uh… Man, yeah.

376
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:55,605
I don't know.

377
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,192
Right now, it's kinda… heavy.

378
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:05,115
I'm writing about when she was 2,
and it was just a… hard time.

379
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,534
Right. Vlad was telling me.

380
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,661
He was?

381
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,789
Don't worry, 3 is much better.

382
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,541
Okay. Ready?

383
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,668
I'm gonna wait in the car.

384
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,130
Okay. O… kay.

385
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,384
Uh…

386
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:30,515
Well… I look forward to reading you.

387
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:33,518
Thank you.

388
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:36,855
What?

389
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,150
I don't wanna go.

390
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,253
I'll see you soon.

391
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,254
Yeah.

392
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:15,560
One benefit of
the arrangement between John and myself is

393
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,855
when he has a date,
he's gone for the night.

394
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,733
If he comes back, can you get me
another Cosmo? I just gotta pee.

395
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:22,984
Okay, hurry up.

396
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:28,990
And I get
a glorious, undisturbed evening to myself.

397
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,705
John?

398
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,210
Lynn. Steve.

399
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:43,046
-John, good to see you.
-Good to see you.

400
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,063
Good news.

401
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,275
Very good news,
and I seriously can't thank you enough.

402
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,484
Hi.

403
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:06,361
Hi.

404
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,155
Uh…

405
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,659
I'm gonna go join my husband.

406
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,121
Fuck.

407
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,248
Is everything okay?

408
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,192
Oh my God!

409
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,314
You've got them all by the balls

410
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,899
Causing waterfalls

411
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,194
Stonewalls, bar brawls
Climbing stalls at concert halls

412
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,573
To you they crawl, body sprawled
Smoking Pall Malls

413
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:18,577
Close calls, stand tall
Doll, you make them feel so small

414
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,911
And they love it

415
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:21,913
Ooh

416
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,916
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

417
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:26,918
Ooh

418
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,923
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

419
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,425
The boys wanna be her

420
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:34,926
The girls wanna be her

421
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,012
-The boys wanna be her
-The boys

422
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,930
-The girls wanna be her
-The girls

423
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,348
The boys wanna be her

424
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,933
The girls wanna be her

425
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,935
The boys wanna be her

426
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,937
I wanna be her

427
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,106
Yes, I do

428
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,531
Ooh

429
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,950
Ooh, ooh, ooh