1 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,494 Maybe she got held up. 2 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,085 Sorry, I'm not used to someone of your stature. 3 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,462 -Oh! -Okay! 4 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,172 -Sorry. Ooh! -Ooh! 5 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,759 -Are all your parts intact? -You bet! 6 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,469 Oh, I like your jacket. 7 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,554 Thank you. Cynthia thinks it's douchey. 8 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,806 Oh, no. No, no, no. 9 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,601 I wore it for you 'cause you are always so perfectly styled. 10 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,186 You don't notice how I dress. 11 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,146 Yes. Yes, I do. 12 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,403 God, it's been forever since I had an afternoon off. 13 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,031 -You deserve it. -Well, I don't know about that. 14 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,115 Well… 15 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:18,078 Well, I… No, I don't… I don't think anyone deserves anything. 16 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,455 That is rather Puritan of you, Vlad. 17 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:23,041 -I am a big-time Puritan. -Oh, no. No, you aren't. 18 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,667 -I… I am. -No, you are not. 19 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,628 Yes, I am. No, at grad school, 20 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:30,465 Cynthia basically had to hit me over the head with a frying pan to… 21 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:31,382 Oh. 22 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,926 Anyway. 23 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:36,805 Yes, I am a pretty buttoned-up fellow, don't you think? 24 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,974 I mean, I… I don't know. I suppose I… 25 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,353 I don't know you well enough. 26 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,693 Are we not gonna eat on Main Street? 27 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,279 I thought we'd go a little further afield. 28 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,281 My love for you, baby… 29 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:59,202 -As long as I'm back by five. -Well, we'll see about that. 30 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,245 It goes-- 31 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,008 -Wow, you're blowin' up. -Sorry. 32 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,095 -Do you want me to… -Oh, yes, if you could just grab my… 33 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,848 -No, if you could put it on my… -Sure. Yeah, it's here. 34 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,642 Oh, yes, sorry. Um… 35 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,645 Oh God, it's just a friend. 36 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,111 I know the hearing is today. 37 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,613 You do? 38 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,700 I understand why you wanna be somewhere else. 39 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,162 -Oh, thank you for saying that. -Yeah, you need a break from it all. 40 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,039 You wouldn't say I deserve a break. No, I'm kidding. I'm teasing. 41 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,834 You're the only person I'd say deserves a break. 42 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,923 Well, I know you're gluten-free. 43 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,675 I mean, when I'm being good. 44 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,552 Are you being good today? 45 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,388 -I'm gonna try. -Mm. 46 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,681 Um… 47 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,184 Red or white? 48 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,268 Oh! 49 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,271 Should we do glasses or a bottle? Will you drink more than one? 50 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:11,983 I haven't gotten day drunk in many years. 51 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:15,361 Oh, well, in that case, we are definitely getting a bottle. 52 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:20,617 Um, hi, could we possibly have this Montepulciano? 53 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,826 Of course. 54 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,953 Please, thank you. Okay? 55 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,957 You're fun. 56 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,710 -That's Phee on our way to swim class. -Aw. 57 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:34,088 I take her every Wednesday. It's… it's the best part of my week. 58 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,465 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 59 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,259 Would now be a good time to talk about your book? 60 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,512 Sure, yeah. Let's… let's, uh… let's pop the cherry. 61 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,014 -Oh. -Sorry. 62 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,600 Oh, no, no. No, let's pop it. 63 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,561 Well, first, 64 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,146 I think you're a genius, and 65 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,732 you're gonna be very famous. 66 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,693 Wow. I don't know about that. 67 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,112 Ah, you'd be surprised. 68 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,365 Things are gonna happen for you. I know it. 69 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,117 Wow, are… those notes? 70 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,996 -Do you mind? -No, I'm… I'm flattered. 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,791 -I mean, too much? -No, no, no, no, no. No, please. 72 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:13,169 Oh, should we, um… put our phones away? 73 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,547 Yeah, I wish I could. It's just, you know, Cynthia might need me. 74 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,926 And I'm worried about her. She, uh… she's been… 75 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,302 Distant? 76 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,306 -I don't… I don't wanna talk about it. -Um… 77 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,809 You know what? I have a challenge for you, Vlad. 78 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:28,935 What's that? 79 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,688 How about we make this afternoon about you? 80 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,066 Certainly be a change of pace. 81 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:36,192 Well, 82 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:41,406 what I find so remarkable about your book is that, um… 83 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,784 you've created this… this character that has intense restraint… 84 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,245 There's a rather tried-and-true way 85 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:51,666 to seduce fellow writers, and that is to pay them some attention. 86 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,837 I have found that there is nothing more irresistible than attention. 87 00:04:57,213 --> 00:05:02,677 Close reading, not only to the words, but to the person who wrote the words. 88 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:07,557 And I think if Vlad can understand how deeply I see him… 89 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,516 I could kiss you. 90 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:09,851 Oh. 91 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,730 I don't get feedback like that anymore. Cynthia's a good reader, but… 92 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,607 you know, it's kind of like… 93 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,693 "This bit's too long," or, "That guy's too fake," 94 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,528 and that's… that's it, so… 95 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,448 I'm not used to this kind of attention. 96 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:27,952 I mean, your book just moves. I'm… I'm not sure I achieved that with mine. 97 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,621 I'm offering a segue. 98 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,916 Thank you. Um, do you have the time? 99 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,585 Uh… uh… uh… 100 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,503 Mm, yeah, it's 3:30. 101 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:40,840 Ah, darn it. I… I wish we could hang out more. 102 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,593 Um, I'll be back in a minute. Sir, could we get a sec? 103 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,389 Oh. 104 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,893 -Oh, excuse me, excuse me. Hello. -Yes, how may I help you? 105 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:55,271 Yes, may we please have coffees, two Fernet-Brancas, 106 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,774 and please hold the check because it's his birthday. 107 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,983 -Thank you. -Oh, okay. 108 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,531 Tell me what happened. 109 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:09,369 He was the chair. I went to him to ask for advice. 110 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,746 He offered to read my work, 111 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:17,377 and then he asked if I would like to go to a bar later to discuss. 112 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,253 The bar was in a hotel. 113 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,007 I knew sex was on the table. 114 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,636 Everyone knew that John slept with undergrads. 115 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,013 We all knew that. 116 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,224 Oh God. 117 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,060 My brothers are all in finance. 118 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,521 Um… yeah, they think I'm homeless. 119 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,357 Sorry, have you seen the waiter? 120 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,735 Happy birthday to you 121 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:46,030 Happy birthday to you 122 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,575 Happy birthday, happy birthday 123 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,246 Happy birthday to you 124 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,372 Wow! 125 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,043 Thank you. 126 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:00,837 How'd you know? 127 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,755 It's not your birthday. 128 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:04,966 Did Cynthia tell you? 129 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,635 Wait, it is your birthday? 130 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,597 You came out for lunch with me on your birthday? 131 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,141 I had no idea. 132 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,601 It's not my birthday. 133 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:17,812 Oh. 134 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,689 Uh, can we get the check? 135 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:22,108 No, no, no. I'll… I'll… I'll get it. I'll get it. 136 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,651 Oh, no way. We'll… we'll split it. 137 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:27,029 No, I am too old to split a check. I'll… You'll owe me a lunch. 138 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,991 I may never be let out of the house ever again. 139 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,995 I'm sorry that we couldn't stay longer. 140 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,622 I need to sober up. 141 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,791 Will you excuse me for a moment? 142 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,391 He doesn't wanna go. 143 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,578 A cliché, but… true. 144 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,716 Professor Vladinski. I have an idea. 145 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:32,094 I have this sweet little cabin nearby, and I wanted to show it to you. 146 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,639 It's for writing, you know, like for a retreat, 147 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:38,100 so I thought we could go there, and I could offer you a prompt. 148 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:43,272 Ah! You have no idea how much I wanna do that. 149 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,025 I… I just… I think I should probably go home. 150 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,360 I think Cynthia would kill me. 151 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:51,072 You know, sometimes it's better to ask forgiveness than get permission. 152 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:53,616 See, you know, she's working her ass off on this book. 153 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:57,537 She comes home at 2:00 a.m. every night, and I'm just… I'm worried about her. 154 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,830 Are you sure she's working on the book? 155 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:01,958 What? 156 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,794 Vlad, how are you going to enrich your inner life 157 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,004 if you are always on the clock? 158 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,048 Mm. 159 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,594 All right, I… I need to call Cynthia first. 160 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,138 Mm-hmm. 161 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:19,850 It's done. 162 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,061 What did Cynthia say? 163 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,021 She told me to have fun. 164 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,692 -She is a cool wife. -Mm-hmm. 165 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,904 Do you ever… do you ever find it hard in a marriage 166 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,406 to understand that 167 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,826 the other person wants you to be happy? 168 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,662 Who can ever understand what another person wants? 169 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,621 Truly. 170 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,420 We're two minutes away. 171 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,676 -Is there cell service? -Oh, no. No cell service. 172 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,720 No Wi-Fi, no distractions. 173 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,179 Just us. 174 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,768 Oh my God! 175 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,357 How long have you had this? 176 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,323 God, it's perfect. 177 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,657 I'm glad you like it. 178 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,620 Oh no. Is that a caipirinha? 179 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,080 Mm. I found this lime juice. 180 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,958 I… I hope it's okay. Do you like them? 181 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,043 Of course. 182 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,213 Thanks. 183 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:36,469 Would you like to go and write… now? 184 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,179 You could use the bedroom. 185 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,307 No, I think I'd rather just talk. 186 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,145 -Cheers. -Cheers. 187 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,150 I like Florence. I don't mean to be hard on her. 188 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,234 No, I like her. 189 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,279 She's definitely one of the most irritating persons on the planet. 190 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,615 -She's just… you know, she's a challenge. -Yeah. 191 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,867 You're… empty. 192 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,079 Yeah, I always drink too fast. 193 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,665 Stay here, and I'll make you another one. 194 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,502 Fuck it. 195 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:11,462 Thanks. 196 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,424 But he was so complimentary. 197 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:19,762 I thought he was interested in me because he liked my writing. 198 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,556 I felt chosen. 199 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,558 And he was charming. 200 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,144 Okay. 201 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,854 Thank you. 202 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,899 We will hear the remaining testimonies tomorrow. 203 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,772 Oh, I was gonna bring these out to you. 204 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,650 That's okay. The… the sun was getting a bit too much. 205 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,153 Gotta protect the moneymaker. 206 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,237 Oh yeah. 207 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,698 Crossing to Safety. 208 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,033 -Stegner. -What a writer. 209 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,702 Oh, you like him, huh? 210 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:36,088 I'm sorry, Vlad, but weren't we gonna discuss each other's books? 211 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,174 Oh. 212 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,176 Ah shit. Yeah. 213 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,053 I'm sorry to even bring it up, but wasn't that the plan, you know… 214 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,473 No, yeah, of course. Um… hold on. 215 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,725 Now where is my… 216 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,018 Yeah. 217 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,396 Yeah, I'm sorry. 218 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,608 It's just, you know, you're a very, um… formidable person. 219 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:56,984 Oh, please. 220 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,612 Yeah, I felt a bit shy, so… 221 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,489 Anyway… 222 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,534 here you are. 223 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,331 Uh… 224 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,376 Um… 225 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,172 Yeah, sorry about all the… 226 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,386 What does this, um… WIW mean? 227 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,014 Wish I wrote. 228 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,353 Yeah, I think I'm a little hot for your narrator. 229 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,399 Yeah, it really spoke to me, personally. 230 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,778 In what way? 231 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,780 All of 232 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,491 one's different wants 233 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,827 being in conflict with each other. 234 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,537 That's how I feel. 235 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,499 I can never seem to make up my mind about what I want. 236 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,213 Why can't I just come out with it? 237 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,302 Um… 238 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,891 You have records. 239 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,144 Mind if I take a look? 240 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,022 Oh. Of course. 241 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,528 One, two, three. 242 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,905 -That's the basic step. -How do you know this? 243 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,450 I used to go to a salsa club in Florida when I was 16. 244 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,494 -It was very formative. -How? 245 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,956 I liked dancing with the 30-year-old women. 246 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,249 -Ooh! -Ooh, sorry! 247 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,333 -Sorry, sorry. -Yeah. 248 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,793 I'm gonna lead. 249 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,589 There you go. 250 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,592 Okay. Yeah. 251 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,221 All right, sorry. I'm a bit tipsy. 252 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,348 -I'm gonna turn you. -Okay. 253 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,683 -Okay? -Okay. 254 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,227 And whoa, uh! 255 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,688 That was good. 256 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,231 And… 257 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,358 -Whoop! -Oh! 258 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,193 Oops! Yeah. 259 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,528 Oh-ha. 260 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,406 Oh, yeah, I meant to, um… I just forgot. 261 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,659 I brought these for you. I wanted to return them. 262 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,750 Should I put 'em on? 263 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,378 No. 264 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,589 You sure? 265 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,758 Uh… 266 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,981 You know, if I had a place like this to go, I don't know 267 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,692 what I'd write about. I'm so lost. 268 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,945 Oh, well, that sounds hard. 269 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,199 -What's your new book about? -I can't talk about it. 270 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,744 You don't need to tell me the story, but, you know… 271 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,414 What's it about? 272 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,208 I suppose it's about… 273 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,628 desire, 274 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:07,716 the… spiritual imperative of desire, how 275 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,680 sometimes, in one's life, wanting something can feel akin to… 276 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,266 …holiness. 277 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:25,734 I think I'm gonna take a swim and then go back to my real life. 278 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,736 A swim? 279 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,573 -Since you brought my trunks. -It's gonna be quite cold in there. 280 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:32,992 I'm Russian. 281 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,040 It's fine. 282 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,836 I'll drive him home and drop him off, 283 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,462 and the next time we see each other, 284 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,882 we'll pretend that nothing out of the ordinary has happened. 285 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:55,305 We'll continue a friendly but distant relationship. 286 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,643 Look down and smile when we pass each other in the halls, and 287 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,272 one day, I will look at him and wonder what I ever felt. 288 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,275 It's better that way. 289 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,651 It's just life. 290 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,864 It was a nice afternoon. 291 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,497 What did I expect? 292 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,084 That he was gonna take my face in his hands and kiss me? 293 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,628 I'm not a teenager anymore. 294 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,757 I'm not even 35. 295 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,041 I don't want him to go. 296 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,284 -Oh God, you're freezing! -Is that for me? 297 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,162 Oh. Oh. 298 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,747 Ah… 299 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,000 He might get very drunk and be in no state for a long drive. 300 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,087 Um, you should get in the shower. I'm gonna… I'm gonna turn it on. 301 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,130 Okay. 302 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:55,926 Agh! 303 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,227 The hot water is gonna run out. 304 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,982 -Oh! -Your, um… 305 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,317 -Your hot water ran out. -Oh. 306 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,027 -Crap. -Oh my God, you're… 307 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,988 Just wait. Let me… Hold on. 308 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,495 -This is John's sweater. -Ooh. 309 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,872 It's Irish wool. 310 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,833 Okay, just stay there. I'll… I'll get your clothes. 311 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,334 Y'all callin' me crazy 312 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,378 When a bam-bam ballin' all day Like Brady 313 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,754 Long hair, this wavy… 314 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,381 Oh. Oh God! 315 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,384 Oh dear. Oh, oh God! 316 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,844 Date me, look at your savings 317 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,512 You still waiting 318 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,431 Oh God. 319 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,057 Crazy, got 'em goin' crazy 320 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,268 None of these hatin'-ass bitches Gon' faze me… 321 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,312 I've got you. 322 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:49,855 Vlad! Oh! 323 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,149 Ah… 324 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,194 No! Ow. 325 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,361 Vlad! 326 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,529 Oh wow. 327 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,531 Oh God! 328 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,743 Okay, let's just… Okay, I'm gonna get you a little water. 329 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,161 Happy birthday… 330 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:08,081 Okay, just… just take a little. Maybe some water would be-- 331 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,082 You! 332 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,878 -Yeah? -You're gonna take advantage of me? 333 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,881 -Is that what you want? -You gonna do it? 334 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,841 -Vlad! -No. 335 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,969 -Vlad, is that what you want? -Mm… 336 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,346 -Vlad! -Mm. 337 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,890 Okay, I'm just gonna wake you up a little bit. 338 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,516 Oh! Oh! 339 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,852 Huh! Huh! 340 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,105 God, I… I thought Russians could drink. 341 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,776 Then I ball like Spalding 342 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,111 Can't call my bluff When it, when it's my callin' 343 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,571 Won't duck, I'm all in 344 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,865 It's a brand new day, new pace, Light joggin'… 345 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,702 In medieval, or even Elizabethan agrarian times, 346 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:50,290 mothers would tie their babies to chairs to keep them safe and upright 347 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,209 so they could go work in the fields. 348 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,045 Oh my God. 349 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,005 I mean I stick to the point like a decimal 350 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,966 And that's coco-nuts, crazy amazing 351 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,884 Beaucoup bucks, pay me 352 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,719 Awful luxury saved me 353 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,889 Who knew you'd go fuckin' crazy?! Crazy, got 'em goin' crazy 354 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,100 None of these hatin'-ass bitches Gon' faze me 355 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,810 Crazy, got 'em going crazy 356 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,020 None of these hatin'-ass bitches Gon' faze me 357 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,356 Huh! Huh! 358 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,943 None of these bitches gon' faze me Huh! Huh! 359 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,112 Bitch, I got 'em goin' crazy, huh 360 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:23,991 Crazy 361 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,117 Oh… 362 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,745 Oh, oh, oh, oh 363 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,622 Oh, oh, oh… 364 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,832 It's good. 365 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,334 Oh, oh, oh, oh… 366 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,627 Oh. 367 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,588 Oh, oh, oh, oh… 368 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,727 It's just us. 369 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,974 He'll be grateful he wrote this. 370 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,060 Because of honesty. 371 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,801 He dropped his phone. 372 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:20,816 When he wakes up, I'll explain he drank too much and I couldn't move him. 373 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,747 I'll just keep vigil. 374 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,126 Ooh 375 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,132 Ooh 376 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,551 Ooh 377 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,179 Ooh, ooh 378 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,269 Ooh 379 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,527 Ah, ah 380 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:06,778 Ah 381 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,197 Ah 382 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,741 Ah 383 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,577 Ah 384 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,165 What?