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All right. There you go.
That completes our week-long tour of South Pacific.
You're welcome.
Tomorrow we began our exploration of the Carpenters catalogue.
Of course, I am open to requests.
That's right, all you gotta do is call me.
Anytime. All right?
Bye. Call me.
Oh. Boundaries, Mrs. Nguyen. Boundaries.
Why are you here? You lose that job already?
I should be so lucky.
You don't like your job? Boo-hoo. Poor baby.
You know, some people work for a living.
No one gives us free cars.
- So why you here? - This place is paid up.
I'm within my rights as your tenant. That's all you need to know.
Do I smell coffee? Have you got a pot on?
Why?
How about a fill up?
You can afford to buy your own.
The faster I get coffee, the faster I'm out of here.
Chào các cô, ladies.
Son of a--
Ugh.
- You haven't unpacked yet? - Uh....
Kevin and Paige are here.
Absolutely.
I don't know exactly what Chuck may have said to you.
But just so you know, I did not ask him to step in on my behalf.
Hi, guys. Sorry for the wait.
- Not a problem. - Hi.
Wonderful to see you.
- Howard. - Kevin.
Good to see you two. Hi, Paige. Hi, Kevin.
- Great to see you. - Please have a seat.
- Thank you. - Kevin, how's your grandson?
Out of control, running around in circles.
Hello.
Can I help you?
You know why I'm here?
He needs an answer.
Respectfully, I'm gonna have to say no.
You sure about that?
I am.
Your Honour, the defence has made the very reasonable request that...
...the plaintiffs produce their medical records or, barring that...
...a signed release so we can examine the records ourselves.
Your Honour, our client's medical records have no bearing on this case.
Medical records are plainly relevant as they bear directly on our contention that...
...the plaintiffs are not adequate class representatives.
This is a transparent attempt at intimidation. Nothing more.
How so?
Many of our clients have information in their records they prefer to keep private.
They're fearful at the thought of strangers poking around in their personal files.
By forcing them to reveal this information...
...the defence is banking on them dropping out of the case.
Your Honour, this is about class certification, that's all.
If the plaintiffs are suffering from dementia or other mental deficiencies--
You saying they're incompetent?
We have the right to any record that speaks to their competency as regards--
It seems the defence wants it both ways then.
If our clients are suffering from dementia...
...the contracts they signed weren't entered into knowingly.
No. That is not-- KIM: The defence wants to claim...
...their residents are competent enough to be held to contracts...
...but too incompetent to sue. So which is it?
Many of the residents signed their contracts years ago.
And at the time, they were perfectly competent.
But that can change.
Especially when we're talking about elderly individuals.
Or Sandpiper preyed on incompetent seniors and bilked them out of money.
Ms. Wexler.
I am simply trying to defend our clients from bullying by the defence.
Your Honour, as stated in the brief in front of you...
...this is a standard request granted in every case of its kind.
This is not about bullying.
Granting this invasion of privacy allows our clients to be doubly victimized.
I ask that you deny the defence's motion, Your Honour.
I'm leaning toward granting the motion...
...but I would like to review the pleadings and briefs again.
I'll have my decision for you shortly.
Adjourned.
I'm gonna meet you back at the office.
Ms. Wexler. Hey.
I just wanted to say good work in there.
Thanks, but I'm pretty sure I lost.
Of course. It's an unwinnable position.
That's why your boss didn't bother showing up.
But you went down swinging, and I admire that.
Thank you.
What are you doing for lunch?
Um, probably just grabbing something from the vending machines.
Oof. We can do better than that.
- Mr. Schweikart, good to see you. - How are you doing?
Very well. Can I get drinks for you two? Your usual Moscow Mule?
Absolutely. You want one?
Best Moscow Mule in the city.
Fresh ginger, real copper mug, the works.
That's very vintage, but I'm good. Just an iced tea.
Ah.... You sure?
I'll be the sole degenerate who's drinking in the middle of a workday.
That too is vintage.
I'll get those started.
So you've been with HHM, what, 10 years?
Uh....
- Yeah. Last August. - And you started in the mailroom?
I did. I was six years there. How did you know that?
Oh, I asked around. It's a small town.
It sounds like you certainly paid your dues.
I was very fortunate. HHM put me through law school while I worked.
That's great they foster talent. I imagine you're paying it off as part of your deal?
Yeah, happily. It's a pretty standard arrangement.
I have to say, watching you in court today...
...it sure did bring back some old memories for me.
- One in particular, anyway. - Yeah?
I was a year out of law school at this firm in Boston.
And I was finally put on my first big case, this huge employment discrimination suit.
That thing kept us in billing for a decade.
Anyway, we landed this monster.
And I find out I'm second chair to one of the partners on the preliminary hearing.
And I think, "This is it. This is what will define the rest of my career."
So the hearing's getting closer and closer.
I even get this new suit that I can't afford. I split it over three credit cards.
I'm probably still paying it off to this day.
Heh. So I go in bright and early.
I'm wearing my new suit, prepping my table, and in walks the opposing counsel.
There's four of them.
One senior partner and three high-level associates.
These guys have been litigating longer than I've been alive.
But I think, mm-mm. Mm.
"I'm good. I got my boss coming. It'll be fine."
So I'm sitting alone at my table waiting for my boss to show.
And I'm waiting.
And I'm waiting. And then suddenly, they're calling us to order.
And I realise that no one from my firm is coming. It's just me.
So I think, "All right, then. This is the moment."
And I get up there and I argue like my life depended on it.
I'm sweating and I'm citing statutes left and right.
And I'm doing okay, respectable.
But I'm just a BB gun to these four howitzers.
And I lose, of course.
It was inevitable.
But later it hit me that my boss never intended to show.
And they all laughed about it.
They patted me on the back, said it was my trial by fire. And I laughed with them.
But, you know, it never really sat well with me.
You want them to have your back.
Because at the end of the day, it wasn't about proving my mettle.
My boss had a tee time that he didn't wanna miss.
I wasn't there long.
Could I ask why we are here?
You know, I've had my eye on you for a while.
Since that Kettleman thing. It was an excellent deal you got for him.
And I'm wondering why someone who can put together a deal like that...
...is arguing a losing position with no backup.
I have no complaints about HHM.
That's great.
However, if on the off chance that you're pondering a change...
...Schweikart & Cokely would be happy to put your talents to good use.
We'd have to have a more formal meeting, work out specifics.
But we think you would be a great fit.
Well, I'm flattered...
...but there's clearly an ethical issue here.
Well, of course we'd take you off Sandpiper.
Rest assured, we wouldn't be expecting any information about HHM's strategy.
Look, we're a large, diversified firm.
And just think what you can do with our resources...
...and the freedom to really spread your wings.
That's....
I owe a lot to HHM.
The tuition debt? We could take care of that.
That's very generous.
Well, give it some time to think about it. You give me a call...
...and we'll set up a meeting with the rest of the senior partners.
And to be clear...
...I'm talking partner track.
Jesus, Sean. What, did you have to send to Moscow?
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- What's the message? - Take the 5000.
It took two guys to tell me that?
We were just supposed to scare you, that's all.
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Oh, hey, Julie. Come on in.
- I've got those Sandpiper documents. - Great, just put them anywhere.
Howard asked if you could go through them now.
It's 1:15. I was just about to grab lunch.
Yeah, he needs them done by 2:30 so he can draft a letter.
I brought these. Figured I could petty-cash a lunch order for you.
I got Accounting to approve that new fancy salad place.
Kaylee. Kaylee, come on, not too far from the side.
Throw the ball, Pop Pop.
When are we going home?
What, you don't like it here?
- It's okay. - It's okay?
You got a pool, what more do you want?
- I guess. - You guess?
You guess? Well, you wanna come out of there?
No, I'm staying.
You want me to come in there and get you?
I can't have you in a pool that's only okay.
It's good, it's good.
- You sure? You sure? - I'm sure.
Kaylee, honey, it's time to come out now.
Just a few more minutes.
No, you do what Pop Pop says.
Come on, baby. Before you turn into a prune.
Miss? The gentleman would like me to let you know, your next drink is on him.
Let me know when you're ready.
I'm ready.
Wasn't sure that was gonna work.
Don't tell me that's the first time you've done that.
So, what kind of return on investment...
- ...are you getting on these drinks? - Mm.
None as pretty as you.
Oh, man.
I'm Dale, by the way.
Giselle.
Okay, item number 44. What do we have?
Residency contract for Abigail Hildreth.
Abigail Hildreth.
And what's the date on that?
Dated August 1st, 1999.
August 1st, 1999.
And do we have the corresponding deposition for Mrs. Hildreth?
Yes.
Have you ever heard the expression "a watched pot never boils"?
Oh.
Here it is.
Thank you. See?
I've got her down as item 12. Date of depo, September 15th.
September 15th. 15th of September.
- September 15th. - Or-- Yeah, September 15th.
Thank you. Okay, item number 45.
Jimmy.
It's my grandma. She's old.
Be right back.
Kim?
How fast can you get downtown?
- Santa Fe downtown? - Albuquerque.
- Why? - I'm at the bar at Forque...
...and I've got a live one on the hook.
I'm on my way. What's the shot?
- Two or three. - You don't think they do?
- No. Well, no. - They could. Ha-ha-ha.
I know, but they don't have to because we get it.
That's possible but I don't understand why that's an issue.
- You can always go back. - Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Viktor. There you are.
So sorry I'm late. I had to put out a few fires.
No problem. I made a new friend. Dale, my brother, Viktor.
- How you doing? - Nice to meet you, Dale.
- Thanks for keeping sis company. - My pleasure.
You need a drink. Let's get you a drink.
- So, what do you do, Dale? - I'm an engineer.
What, like Casey Jones with a hat?
No, idiot, an "engineer" engineer. Not an engineer. Dale builds things.
I design things. Spillways and drainage fields mostly.
I don't actually build them.
Well, that's cool, yeah.
You could still wear the hat though, right?
- I mean, nothing stopping you. - Yeah, I guess I could.
There's no rule about that...
- ...as far as I know. - You're a brat. Why the good mood?
Did it go well today?
Please tell me it went well.
Yeah. It went well.
Very well? Like very, very?
Beyond our wildest.... Yeah.
Whoo! Ha-ha.
- How many of these has she had? - I am just getting started, baby. Ha-ha.
Remember these faces, Dale. They'll be on the cover of Fortune magazine.
- Giselle, please. - No, Dale's a good guy.
- Yeah, but you're boring the man. - No, no, no, not really.
Thank you.
All right, I am off to the little girl's room.
Say only nice things about me while I'm gone. Okay?
She's something.
Yeah.
So Giselle was telling me you two are starting a business.
What exactly did she tell you?
Oh, nothing much. Just something about a dot-com.
Some way for people to hook up with each other using the Internet.
Look, I'm sure you're a nice guy, but she's talking out of school.
- We're-- We're full up on this thing. - Oh, okay.
We sign one more investor, we gotta go public. And I'm just....
No. We cannot take anyone else on.
- No offence. - Oh. It's okay, yeah.
No worries.
Spread your arms.
He wearing a wire?
No.
No wire, but....
He's got a gun.
I don't care about the gun.
Tomorrow, you go to the district attorney...
...and you explain to him that my nephew's gun was yours.
The DA will ask you why you didn't say anything before.
You tell him you forgot, you were rattled...
...make up anything you want. I don't give a shit.
But it's your gun.
Let's discuss my payment.
That time has passed. No 5000 for you.
The price is 50.
How about your payment is you get to leave?
Not enough.
Oh, you think you can negotiate with me?
I say the word, my nephews go to a certain motel...
...pay a visit to your daughter-in-law and your little granddaughter.
What do you think happens then?
Consider your position carefully.
I get my money...
...or neither of us walk out of here.
You're willing to die for this?
Maybe I need the 50,000 more than you do.
I told you, right? Giant balls.
How you manage to live so long with a mouth like that?
Hmm?
Fifty thousand.
And the gun is yours.
- He sent you? - I volunteered.
Only safe way for us to talk.
You really pushed it in there.
That thing we did?
He finds out, we're both dead.
You get that, right?
What thing we did?
- What's this? - Twenty-five thousand.
- What for? - We made a deal.
I didn't hold up my end.
Your problem is coming back sooner than we expected.
You gonna cash that? I might know a guy who can help.
It's better as a souvenir.
I figured you'd be maybe, I don't know...
...a touch happier this morning.
- Maybe a smidge, possibly? - I am.
I'm totally happy.
Why wouldn't I be?
I, uh....
I had a job offer.
Really? From where?
Schweikart & Cokely.
Seriously?
Rich Schweikart said they would even pay off my law school loans.
That's great.
Please let me be there when you tell Howard. Please.
So why the sad puppy eyes? What, you don't want that job?
No, no, of course I do. I mean, who wouldn't, right?
It's a huge firm, you get out from under Howard's thumb.
Right. Exactly.
Besides, HHM is looking more and more like a dead-end for me anyway.
Exactly. So, what's the problem?
I just....
I don't know.
I keep thinking of you floating in that pool.
You knew what you wanted...
...but I got in the way.
What are you talking about?
You took the Davis & Main job because of me.
I took that job because it was the right decision.
A steady paycheck? Done.
A place to live that's more than, oh, five square feet? Boom.
A car that's all one colour? Nailed it.
- Heh. - I'm good. I got what I wanted.
And you with the Schweikart thing?
You could have everything you ever wanted.
What's not to love about that?
Yeah.
What's not to love?