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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎拈花指

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‎老爸？

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‎谁在找武器？

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‎老爸 别吓我 你有点像是…

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‎被夺舍了？

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‎爸爸

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‎我的头好痛

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‎爸爸？

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‎爸爸 住手

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‎我不是你那不堪一击的鹅爸爸

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‎明显不是 你是谁？

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‎我是乳齿象大师

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‎乳齿象大师？

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‎好酷啊

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‎不

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‎漂亮 没打中

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‎来吧 糟糕

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‎天啊

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‎扔得漂亮

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‎我不想跟你们打架 一点意思都没有

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‎那我给你个小建议

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‎把头盔给我 我们就此收手

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‎你疯了吗？

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‎你要是拿走头盔
‎这里的法师都会死的

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‎就跟他们抛下我 让我去死一样吗？

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‎在我心里 你们早在15年前就死了

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‎死绝了

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‎永别了 凯尔

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‎“永别了 凯尔”

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‎“永别了 凯尔” 这可以是一首歌

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‎任何人都不能支配武器

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‎你没懂 我们找武器是想…

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‎你居然用长齿大师的火鞭

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‎对付我？

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‎住手

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‎不要伤害他 那是我爸爸的肉体

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‎霹雳竖踢 小心

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‎快走

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‎可恶

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‎好吧

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‎-这连的是茅房吗？
‎-听好

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‎在找到驱魔办法前
‎我们得先把他绑起来

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‎把鞭子交出来

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‎做梦 这是我靠本事偷来的

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‎趁现在抓住他

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‎放弃吧 弱小的动物

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‎让开 他要出绝招旋风拳了

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‎-抓紧他 把他稳住
‎-我在尽力

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‎阿宝

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‎不许动我的宝贝儿子
‎你这个老不死的恶棍

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‎爸爸？

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‎闭嘴 羸弱没用的小鹅

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‎快走

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‎他总会累的吧

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‎我不知道

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‎他是不死恶灵

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‎也许他没在追我们了？

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‎-是不是？
‎-我要挖出你们的眼珠

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‎布蕾德

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‎阿宝 我们必须保护自己

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‎听好了 绝不能伤害我爸爸

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‎两害相权取其轻 还记得吗？

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‎布蕾德 我们不能…

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‎阿宝 我们必须这么做

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‎到此为止了 懦弱的生物

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‎什么都得我动手

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‎什么？

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‎等等 怎么回事？

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‎抱歉

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‎回来 拉我上去

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‎看到了吗？

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‎明明有其他办法

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‎不一定非要斗个你死我活

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‎-火鞭在哪 可悲的凡人？
‎-嘿

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‎这里绝不容忍寻衅滋事者

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‎爸爸？

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‎天啊

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‎好了

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‎我们做朋友吧

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‎我们在这里活得安全、开心又自由

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‎过着完全自主的生活

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‎你们可以跟我们一起

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‎我站在你这边

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‎姐姐 但是他们需要头盔才能生存

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‎我们可以集齐另外三件武器后再回来

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‎鞭子在哪？

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‎放下运货车 滚出我的城镇

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‎这具身体太弱了

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‎我可是努力锻炼过的

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‎别听他瞎说

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‎我要把你抽筋拔骨

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‎他会害死我爸的
‎我们怎么才能阻止他？

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‎阿宝

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‎我们必须跟你爸爸作战

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‎不行 也许我们可以帮他夺回身体

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‎从内阻止乳齿象大师

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‎我们别无选择

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‎他会杀了你的

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‎他生性太残暴了

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‎也许你爸可以把他咳出来 就像…

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‎他不是皇帝的守卫
‎或和尚、骑士之类的

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‎他是我爸

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‎是你让他一起来的 明知一路很危险

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‎对不起 我只是…

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‎不 你说得对

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‎让我再想想

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‎露米尼 是时候用鞭子了

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‎要把他劈成两半吗？

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‎不行

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‎好极了

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‎什么？

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‎找这个吗？

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‎我要把你磨成粉末吃下去

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‎来填埋我的怒火之沟

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‎接到了

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‎拜托

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‎我要把你碾成泥 给花园做肥料

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‎嗯

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‎嘿 现在不是闹肚子的时候

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‎在我接收的所有感知里
‎这是我听过的最污秽的声音

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‎可怜的小熊猫

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‎我已经成年了

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‎你逃不出我的手掌心的

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‎我不需要

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‎天啊

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‎结束了

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‎真惨

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‎把鞭子给我 小熊猫

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‎这是我最后一次问你

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‎我们是一伙的 我们都想保护武器

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‎那他们为什么拿着那条绳子？

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‎是飞天点穴指 不

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‎不

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‎他们动不了了 同时忍受着剧痛

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‎没有那么痛

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‎等等 真的吗？

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‎我的舌头失去知觉了

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‎我上千年没用过这招了 所以…

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‎但你还是挺棒的

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‎那必须的

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‎乳齿象大师？

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‎在你挖我们的眼睛之前 我有个问题

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‎作为传奇大师 你藏在吊坠里干吗？

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‎上千年了 我一直在保护雷电轮

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‎不让它落入追寻神力者之手

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‎他们中有邪有善

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‎但当你活到我这年岁

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‎就会发现善恶并无区别

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‎现在 坦然受死吧

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‎不

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‎维露卡 不要

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‎他没想杀你 你没理由杀他

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‎我有四个理由

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‎一

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‎二

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‎等等

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‎三

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‎-四
‎-不

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‎天啊

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‎如果我们就这么完了 我很高兴…

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‎我很高兴能跟其他法师团聚

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‎拜托 爸爸 别逼我 够了

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‎阿宝 反击啊

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‎爸爸 我知道你能阻止他的
‎你可以控制他的

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‎你父亲的意志比躯体还要脆弱

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‎出来吧 我会让你痛快了结的

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‎尽量

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‎你的贪婪召唤了我

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‎现在 让我来清除你的欲念吧

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‎你是无法逃脱既定的宿命的

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‎面对我吧 同他们一起泯灭

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‎阿宝 他会杀了你的 快反击

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‎这个…

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‎出手吧

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‎-不要
‎-为什么？

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‎这个任务选中了我

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‎但我依旧有权选择做我自己

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‎我绝不会再伤害我爸爸的

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‎如我所想 真是可悲

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‎不许你动我儿子

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‎爸爸？

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‎你怎么…

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‎给我让开

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‎你想知道到底谁脆弱？

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‎你用的是我的身体

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‎我每天都要做十个俯卧撑
‎和三个填字谜游戏

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‎我平先生可不是好惹的

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‎老爸

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‎天啊

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‎谢谢你没杀我 儿子

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‎老爸 你刚刚…

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‎你刚刚打败了一个传奇大师

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‎他是传奇大师？

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‎太古怪了

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‎我还能感觉到他在里面踢我

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‎都怪我 是我害你变成这样的

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‎不 我很自豪能跟你一起行动 儿子

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‎而且我多少也知道会发生什么

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‎多少知道

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‎我能跟他谈谈吗？

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‎我看看他在不在

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‎我们需要你的帮助

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‎有两只黄鼠狼在找雷电轮

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‎他们想召唤被困在武器里的大军

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‎掐死我了

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‎我们不能让任何人得到武器

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‎那你愿意帮我们吗？

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‎我们得穿越无数海洋

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‎抵达世界的另一边

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‎等等

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‎也就是说根本不需要吊坠导航？

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‎没错 我只是借此
‎引诱贪婪之人入网而已

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‎我的妈呀

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‎你又要离开了吗？

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‎跟你有关系吗 叛徒？

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‎看到那艘船了吗？

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‎看到了

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‎它怎么了？

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‎-它是你的了
‎-什么？

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‎不 它是我的

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‎换而言之 既然我与你女儿已成婚
‎这整个城镇都是我的了

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‎什么？

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‎我要把这里夷平
‎在目之所及之处满置人力车

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‎对

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‎但你娶了我女儿
‎你的东西也都是她的

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‎我刚已经签字
‎把我的东西都转让给我母亲了

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‎你以为镇子上
‎只有我母亲一个人会骗人吗？

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‎不 不该是这样的

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‎什么？

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‎我是公证人 我刚公证转让有效了

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‎也就是说 城镇又是我们的了

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‎-太棒了
‎-太好了

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‎但我的交易已经成交了

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‎我已经签署了文件

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‎我完蛋了

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‎别担心 亲爱的

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‎你可以在饭店跑腿

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‎来偿还债务

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‎-太好了
‎-好极了

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‎太棒了

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‎好耶

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‎抱歉 我们没告诉你

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‎你来的时机真的太不凑巧了

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‎你骗了我？

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‎你骗了我

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‎这是我见过的最伟大的欺骗

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‎-我要坐前排
‎-你不能抢座位

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‎我喜欢你的新团队

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‎他们都是怪人

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‎别再隔30年才回来

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‎大法师回来了

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‎振作起来 小弟

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‎我们得到了世上最强大的两件武器

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‎而且第三件也马上唾手可得

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‎还是说你更想留下来？

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‎那就如你所愿

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