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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎吃我這招

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‎爸？

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‎是誰在找武器？

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‎爸，不要嚇到，但你現在好像…

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‎被附身了？

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‎爸！

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‎我頭好痛

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‎呃…爸？

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‎爸，夠了！

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‎我不是你的遜咖鵝阿爹

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‎那還用說嗎，所以你是誰？

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‎我是乳齒象師尊！

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‎乳齒象師尊？

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‎太酷了吧！

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‎不妙

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‎很會嘛，沒打中

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‎來啊來啊，噢

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‎噢，不得了

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‎好神準的刀

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‎我不想跟你們打啦，那太沒意思了

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‎那就聽我的小小建議

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‎給我頭盔，到此為止

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‎妳…妳瘋了嗎？

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‎妳要是拿走頭盔
‎就等於讓魔法師等死啊

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‎就像魔法師當年讓我等死？

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‎我早就當那些魔法師死了15年了

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‎全都死了！

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‎再見，凱爾

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‎“再見，凱爾”

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‎“再見，凱爾”
‎這寫成一首歌也不錯

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‎誰也不准擅自運用武器的法力！

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‎你不明白，我們找這些武器是要…

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‎大膽，竟敢用長牙師尊的火鞭

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‎來對付我？

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‎住手！

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‎不能傷害他，那是我爸的肉身啊

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‎是側旋勾踢，小心！

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‎快走！

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‎王八…

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‎好吧

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‎-那是通往馬桶嗎？
‎-你們聽我說

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‎我們先把他綁起來
‎等找到驅魔的辦法再說

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‎把鞭子交出來！

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‎絕不！那是我名正言順偷的

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‎壓制他！就是現在！

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‎放棄吧，你們這些廢柴

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‎快閃！他要使出
‎招牌的颶風強力拳了！

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‎-抓住他，別讓他跑了
‎-我在抓了！

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‎阿波

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‎不准碰我的寶貝兒子，你這遠古惡霸

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‎爸？

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‎閉嘴，你這小不點鵝老頭

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‎快走！

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‎他總會體力不支的，對吧？

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‎不知道

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‎他是不死之靈啊

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‎也許他已經沒跟著我們了？

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‎-是嗎？
‎-我要煮了你們的眼珠！

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‎布雷德！

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‎阿波，我們得自保啊

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‎聽我說，千萬不能傷到我爸

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‎兩害相權取其輕，記得嗎？

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‎布雷德，我們不能…

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‎阿波，這可不能等

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‎已經是盡頭了，你們這些懦弱的生物

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‎果然什麼都要我出馬啊

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‎嗄？

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‎等等，什麼狀況？

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‎抱歉

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‎喂！回來！把我弄出去啊！咦？

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‎看吧

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‎還是可以有別的辦法啊

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‎誰也不用跟誰打起來

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‎-鞭子在哪，你們這些可悲的凡人？
‎-喂！

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‎本城市不歡迎搗亂的人

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‎爸？

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‎哇

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‎好了啦

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‎我們好好相處吧

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‎我們在這裡過著安穩
‎快樂又自在的生活

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‎完…完全自主的生活

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‎你們可以加入

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‎我是站在妳這邊的，阿姊

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‎但他們要有頭盔才能活命

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‎等我們拿到其他三樣武器
‎再回來也不遲啊

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‎鞭子在哪裡？

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‎把餐車給我放下，滾出我的城市

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‎好弱的肉身啊

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‎我對我的肉身可是很用心的

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‎別他聽亂講

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‎我要撕碎你骨肉

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‎他會把我爸害死，我們怎麼阻止他？

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‎阿波

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‎我們只能和你爸對戰了

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‎不要啦，也許我們可以
‎讓他奪回身體的控制權

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‎從內而外阻止乳齒象師尊

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‎已經沒什麼選擇了

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‎他會殺了你的

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‎他有滿滿的殺戮能量啊

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‎如果我們掐他脖子呢？像這樣…

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‎這又不是御林軍，也不是長老或騎士

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‎是我爸啊！

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‎而你明知道他會有危險還讓他跟著來

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‎對不起，我說得太…

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‎不會，妳說的對

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‎再給我一次機會吧

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‎魯克米尼，看來鞭子該派上用場了

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‎要把他切兩半嗎？

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‎什麼啦！

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‎讚啦

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‎什麼？

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‎在找這個嗎？

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‎我要把妳化作灰燼再吸進肺裡

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‎跟我的怒火一起燃燒！

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‎接到了

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‎怎麼又來啊！

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‎我要把妳搗碎，埋進藥草園當肥料！

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‎嗯

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‎現在先不要啊，肚肚！

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‎這是我千古以來聽過最腐敗的聲音了

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‎廢柴熊貓

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‎以我這年紀來說已經是中上了

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‎你不可能永遠逃得掉的

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‎我才不需要永遠都在逃

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‎哇

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‎這下…

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‎呃

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‎交出來，熊貓小子

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‎我不說第二次了

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‎我們是同路人啊，我們也想保護武器

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‎那他們為什麼不交出鞭子？

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‎廢馬魔手癱瘓點穴神功！不！

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‎不！

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‎他們雖然石化了，身上卻是劇痛不已

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‎其實感覺還不差

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‎什麼，真的嗎？

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‎我…我的舌頭麻掉了

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‎這個嘛，畢竟這招我數千年沒…

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‎你還是很厲害

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‎我盡量

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‎那個，乳齒象師尊

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‎在你把我們的眼珠煮了還是怎樣之前

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‎可以問一下，遠古師尊
‎躲在項鍊裡是要幹嘛？

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‎千年以來，我一直
‎保護著暴風之輪不被發現

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‎擊退了所有想要得到它的人

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‎有些惡人，也有些是好人

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‎等你們活到像我這麼久

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‎就沒什麼差別了

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‎而現在，輪到你們了

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‎不！

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‎薇露卡，拜託妳

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‎他又不是要取妳性命，妳要講道理啊

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‎我這就有四個道理

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‎一

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‎二

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‎等等！

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‎三

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‎-四
‎-不！

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‎啊！

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‎如果真是這樣，我很慶幸…

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‎我…我很慶幸我們又重逢了

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‎拜託了，爸，不要逼我，不行

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‎阿波！你要反擊啊！

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‎爸，我知道你控制得了他
‎你一定可以的！

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‎你爸的意志甚至比肉身還弱

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‎出來！我就讓你死得舒舒服服…

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‎大致上來說啦

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‎我會現身也是因為你的貪婪

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‎現在我就來根治你的貪念

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‎不要再逃避宿命的安排了

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‎面對我，像其他人一樣受死吧！

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‎阿波！他會殺了你！拜託！

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‎呃…

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‎反擊吧！

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‎-不
‎-不？搞什麼？

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‎就算這是我命定的任務

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‎我還是可以決定要如何面對

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‎我不會再繼續傷害我爸了

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‎真可悲啊，不出我所料

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‎不准碰我兒子！

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‎爸？

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‎喂！你怎麼…

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‎給我滾！

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‎確定要討論誰比較弱嗎？

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‎你借的可是我的肉身！

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‎我天天都做十下伏地挺身
‎三個填字遊戲

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‎少瞧不起鵝阿爹了！

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‎爸！

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‎噢

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‎謝謝你沒有殺了我，兒子

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‎爸，你…

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‎你打贏遠古師尊了耶！

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‎噢，原來就是他嗎？

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‎好奇怪喔

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‎我怎麼感覺他還在我身上

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‎這都怪我，很抱歉把你扯進來

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‎怎麼會呢，能和你在這裡
‎是我的驕傲，兒子

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‎而且我多少也知道會發生什麼事

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‎多少知道啦

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‎我可以跟他談談嗎？

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‎喔，我看看他有沒有空

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‎請你幫個忙

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‎有兩隻黃鼠狼在找暴風之輪

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‎他們要解放被鎮壓在武器裡的惡靈
‎組成邪惡大軍

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‎哇，你也掐得太緊了

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‎武器誰也不准得手

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‎那你會幫我們嗎？

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‎我們要遠渡重洋

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‎到世界的另一頭

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‎不是，等一下

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‎所以不需要那個鍊墜
‎還是指南針的玩意了嗎？

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‎不，那只是用來誘捕貪婪之人的手段

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‎啊，抓超緊的…

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‎所以妳又要跑路了嗎？

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‎關妳什麼事，叛徒

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00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,916
‎嗯，看到那艘船了嗎？

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00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,211
‎看到了啊

219
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,462
‎那艘船怎樣？

220
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,756
‎-是妳的了
‎-什麼？

221
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,467
‎不，那是我的！

222
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,472
‎既然已經正式成親
‎這整個城市就都是我的了

223
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,516
‎什麼？

224
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:50,898
‎我要剷平這地方
‎全部改建成人力車站

225
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,651
‎是喔

226
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:59,573
‎不過你都娶了我女兒
‎所以你的就是她的

227
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,785
‎我已經簽字把所有東西
‎都轉讓給我媽了

228
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,332
‎你該不會以為我媽是這裡
‎唯一的騙徒吧？

229
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,921
‎不，不，不該是這樣的！

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‎是嗎？

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00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,758
‎我是公證人，剛才已經公證完成了

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00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,179
‎所以呢，這城市又回到我們手裡了

233
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,556
‎-萬歲！
‎-讚啦！

234
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,309
‎可是都已經談定了

235
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,645
‎我都簽約了

236
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,104
‎我…我完蛋了！

237
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,689
‎別擔心，親愛的

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00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,524
‎你可以工作還債…

239
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,652
‎在我家的食堂

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‎-水啦！
‎-讚！

241
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:39,988
‎太好了！

242
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:40,906
‎萬歲！

243
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,910
‎抱歉之前不能跟你們說

244
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,287
‎妳來得實在太不湊巧了

245
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,540
‎妳騙我？

246
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,880
‎妳騙到我了！

247
00:20:56,964 --> 00:21:00,259
‎這是我見過最高明的騙術了！

248
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,513
‎-我要坐前座！
‎-船哪有分什麼前座後座

249
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,433
‎妳的新夥伴們挺不錯的

250
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,352
‎都是怪咖

251
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,772
‎不要又等30年才回來啊

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00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,920
‎大魔法師回歸！

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00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,925
‎開心點嘛，小弟

254
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:45,178
‎我們已經有世上最強的兩樣武器了

255
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,264
‎第三樣很快就能到手

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00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,790
‎難道你想留下來？

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00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,547
‎我想也是

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