[exclaiming, grunting]
Skadoosh.
-[whooshing, crashing] -[Blade, faintly] Po. [coughing]
Po! [coughing]
Po? Po!
-[loud crashing] -Po!
[coughing]
[groaning]
-[crashing] -[coughing]
[groaning]
[Blade coughing]
[Po] Blade?
[crashing continues]
-[groaning] -[Po] Blade!
-[Rukhmini groans] -[coughing]
[Po] No!
[groaning]
[crashing continues]
[as Master Mastodon] Hm…
[gasps]
-[crashing] -[suspenseful music plays]
[tense rhythmic music plays]
[Blade] A royal audience.
Feels like I'm back at court.
Ah, I always forget you're a fancy lady.
The fanciest.
I can be fancy.
Maybe we let Blade do the talking.
Why can't I talk to her?
[as Master Mastodon] You are a silly person.
-But in a charming way. -[groans]
[gasps] Master Mastodon thinks I'm charming!
I used no such words.
I'll handle this. A serious person requires serious--
Oh my gosh! Hi!
[mellow music plays]
[gasps]
Your Majesty Queen Zuma of Tikal.
What an honor it is to make your royal acquaintance.
Um, a curtsy? So cute! Love this for me.
Big fan of your work on the field, by the way.
So fierce!
[Po] Wow!
Thank you!
I do feel bad about those armadillo bros.
Don't even. They're always here. I'll chat with them later.
Get in here!
My Queen.
[munching]
My Queen.
[male voice] My Queen.
[munching]
Alright, guys. What's up?
-We're here on urgent business. -[Zuma] Oof!
[chuckles] No business, thanks.
It's my day off.
-But we know you're the-- -Xoc, bring me my shell.
My Queen.
Xoc, you are so good at presenting my favorite things on cushions.
-[percussion continues] -So, where were we?
Yes, well, we're here because we--
♪ You're here because you want to dance ♪
Oh no.
No. We're not here because we want to dance.
♪ You're here because you need to dance ♪
♪ Championship party ♪
Come on, everybody!
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
[Rukhmini groans]
I want to die.
[sighs] No. This is ridiculous.
♪ You know what's ridiculous? Being meticulous ♪
♪ Join me in step For some tonal deliciousness ♪
[scatting]
What are you doing? We're on a mission.
Technically, we're at a party.
Show me what you got!
[whoops]
♪ Panda in the house, y'all ♪
[Po] ♪ Panda in the house, give it up ♪
♪ Feet, don't fail me now ♪ [grunting]
[Po] ♪ Panda in the house ♪
[grunting]
Take it, Rukhmini!
[grunts]
Show us what you got, Dad!
[chuckles, normal voice] I don't think I could.
-[line unspooling] -[grunts] But if you really want to.
[scatting]
♪ Goose is loose, shakin' his caboose It's Bear's turn to squeeze the juice ♪
No!
♪ Squeeze the juice ♪
I don't know what that means.
♪ Squeeze the juice ♪
-♪ Oh yeah ♪ -[singing continues]
-♪ Squeeze the juice ♪ -♪ Squeeze ♪
♪ Squeeze the juice ♪
-[singing continues] -[music crescendos]
[singing beautifully] ♪ I refuse ♪
♪ And we know who you are ♪
-[gasping] -♪ Yes, we know ♪
…who protects Tikal.
[dramatic music plays]
You didn't… You never told me you had the voice of an angel!
Guards, out.
Yes, my Queen.
[wind gusts]
-[gasping] -[thunder crashes]
[whirring]
[as Master Mastodon] How did you find my wheels?
Uh-uh. Talk.
Literally everything.
Oh, you want talking?
[chuckles] I got this.
So, it all started with the food tour where I saw the WuGao Gauntlet,
got stuck in this Lost City where we met Rukhmini,
and we thought she was really old, but she's just old-ish.
-Hey! -And then we found the Fire Whip.
The second Tianshang Weapon.
We came here to find the Storm Wheels, and then we won the pok-ta-pok game,
and then you said, "Talk. Literally everything."
-And then I said-- -Okay. Okay, Po.
Could have stopped 20 minutes ago. She gets it.
But does she feel it?
So there are four weapons and some bad guys want 'em,
but you're the good guys and you also want 'em?
More or less.
[groaning]
Now, hand over my wheels! [yells]
Sorry. He's possessed by an ancient master.
Uh-huh…
-We got it under control. -[grunting]
[yelling]
Um, I can't just hand over the wheel to your cranky ghost.
[splutters] Whoa. You mean "wheels," plural?
No. I only have one.
What? No! [splutters] How?!
Of course!
I mean, I used to have two.
We found them while digging a new aqueduct, like, a bunch of years ago.
[Zuma] They were just, like, in the dirt.
I realized I could use them
to bring rain and prosperity and fun to this city.
[cheering]
[Zuma] But haters got so jealous.
Some outsider stole one of the wheels
and used it to make all sorts of science projects
to steal our crops and terrorize my people.
[Po] You mean, those Scorpions?
[Zuma] I was gonna say "pinchy-boy land crabs," but yes.
My people needed…
protection.
All this protecting totally cramped my style, though.
I had to keep my side gig a secret.
[Rukhmini] So you created this ridiculous, ditzy party-girl persona
to hide your identity.
Persona? What persona?
Oh. Uh… Nothing.
So, you see? Can't give up my wheel.
It's the only thing keeping this city safe from the Mad Scientist.
I understand that you need to protect your people,
but an even bigger threat is coming.
When Klaus and Veruca arrive,
they will destroy Tikal if you stand in their way.
[gasps]
-Let us stand instead. -[stirring music plays]
Look, I'm a fan.
Love the vibes, love the outfits, love the intensity.
But I can't.
Unless,
you can take the other wheel back
so the Mad Scientist can't make their machines.
-Deal! -Without dying.
The Mad Scientist will probably crush you
with her pinchy-boy land crabs, or something.
You said "deal" before I got to that part.
Oh, well… Still deal.
[rhythmic music plays]
This is as far as I go.
I can't leave my people unprotected.
You know, in case you straight-up, like, perish.
-Thank you, Zuma. We tot-- -Uh-uh.
Let me remember you just as you are.
Innocent and perfect.
Boop.
Boop. Boop.
Boop, boop.
That's a double boop for you and your ghost.
[groaning, exclaiming]
[as Master Mastodon] No one may boop my nose!
[exclaims]
[splutters, normal voice] Excuse us.
I'll just hold him in for a while. [groans]
Farewell, strangers.
And good luck.
You're gonna, like, super need it.
[rhythmic music plays]
So, what are we looking for?
It would take extreme heat to work the metal on those Scorpions.
We're looking for some sort of forge.
Hey, you know,
we have the Fire Whip, right?
We're getting the Storm Wheels,
then the helmet, bing-bang-boom, fight Klaus and Veruca.
But what's the plan after we have all the weapons?
Sell 'em.
[grunts in surprise]
I'm joking!
Hm. We'll have to hide them, I suppose.
[sniffs] Yeah, but someone will always find 'em,
like Rukhmini or Zuma did.
Oh no. Sensing a bad idea brewing.
With all the weapons, we could protect more than just a city.
We could protect the world.
Check it!
Four ancient masters created the weapons,
and four new masters are gathering them again.
What if this is our destiny?
The destiny of the Dragon Knights!
Wait. What am I a master of?
Soup! Duh. And being a great dad.
Aw…
[grunts, as Master Mastodon] You cannot use the weapons!
Whoa, hey! I was just spitballing!
You were to stop the destruction, not create more!
End this, or I will have no choice but to end you all!
[grunts] No!
I'm just saying that in the right hands, the weapons could do a lot of good.
Like the ancient masters.
If we're gonna defeat evil like you did, we need to use the weapons.
You think we won?
[grunting]
Yes, we created the weapons to fight true evil,
but we made them too powerful.
We broke the world apart, separated families, lost everything.
I've seen how this story ends.
You think you are going to save the world, but you will only destroy it!
I don't know how else to fight them.
Then I will do everything I can
to ensure no one ever uses these weapons again!
[yells, grunting]
[whimpers, normal voice]
He's really wreaking havoc in the old void right now. [groans]
[Rukhmini] Think I figured out where the Mad Scientist is making their Scorpions.
It's not a forge.
-It's a volcano! -[dramatic music plays]
This place is lousy with Scorps. Way more than we fought at the farm.
Fought and lost that fight.
Let's avoid another one.
[Blade] We can use the boulders to cross unseen.
[whispers] Like a ninja.
♪ Stealth mission, mission of stealth ♪
[exclaiming]
[Po] Everyone stay quiet.
[as Master Mastodon] Hm…
-[grunts] -[gasps]
[loudly] Hello!
Hello!
[Mr. Ping as Master Mastodon] Hello! Over here!
What are you doing?
Stopping you from using the weapons any way I can. [laughs]
[grunts] Get ready!
[exclaims]
[grunting]
[exclaiming]
[yells, groans]
Don't do it, Blade. They're too powerful!
[grunting]
[yells]
-I'm gonna get you! -[yelps]
Please don't! He's still my dad!
[grunts] No promises.
[dramatic music plays]
[grunting]
[whimpers]
[grunts]
Slide like the wind!
[whoops] Epic!
[rumbling]
[Po] Looks like we found our entrance.
[Rukhmini] A little help?
-[groaning, straining] -Stop watching and start helping!
[Mr. Ping as Master Mastodon] No! [straining]
[grunting] Sorry, sir.
[normal voice] Always so polite.
We have an idea to get inside.
[as Master Mastodon] How dare you! Unhand me, you fools!
[groaning]
You can think we're fools,
but this team is going to finish the job you started.
[Po] Almost…
Almost…
-Now! -[yells]
[banging, whistling]
[yelling, groaning]
[dramatic music plays]
[groans, gasps]
[gasps] They're here.
Hello, pandy-wandy!
This is our chance!
How do we fight that?
Still got a Tianshang Weapon of my own.
Let's see how she likes it.
Blast 'em, Klausy!
No! Not the weapons!
Not again.
Get back here!
Oh, you want more, do ya? Klaus!
[grunting]
[yelps]
-[yells] -[grunts]
[panting]
[cackles]
[yells]
[grunting]
Gotcha! [grunts]
Stop! You will kill us all!
[grunts]
[gasps]
-[yelps] -[Blade] Rukhmini!
[exclaims]
Fire!
[chuckles] Get it?
[yells]
[groans]
Whoa! [laughs]
[groans]
Po?
Po! [exclaims]
-[whooshing, crashing] -[Blade, faintly] Po. [coughing]
Po! [coughing]
Po? Po!
-[loud crashing] -[Blade] Po!
[coughing]
[groaning]
-[crashing] -[coughing]
[groaning]
[Blade coughing]
[Po] Blade?
[crashing continues]
-[groaning] -[Po] Blade!
-[Rukhmini groans] -[coughing]
[Po] No!
[groaning]
[crashing continues]
Hm…
[gasps]
[cackling]
You fools!
I won't be part of this destruction again!
[normal voice, whimpering] My son is in danger.
You have to do something.
[as Master Mastodon] I did. I warned them. There is nothing more I can do.
[normal voice, grunts] Then you're just as bad as those weasels.
[as Master Mastodon, groans angrily]
[panting]
[exclaiming]
[whooshing]
[normal voice] My son is in danger!
[dramatic music plays]
[grunting, coughing]
[coughing]
There!
[coughing]
[squeals, cackles]
[as Master Mastodon, straining]
Blade!
[laughing]
Master Long-Tooth, guide my hand.
Brace yourselves!
[majestic music plays]
[gasps]
[grunting]
[exclaims] Rats.
-[grunts] -[yells]
[whirring]
[grunts]
[rumbling]
Okay, I'm picking up what you're putting down
about the weapons now.
[dramatic music plays]
[yells]
[gasps]
[exclaims]
[gasping]
[exclaims, chuckles]
[exclaims]
[cackling]
[grunts]
[gasping]
[grunts]
Whoa!
Huh?
[snarls]
[suspenseful music plays]
Hi. Yeah, hey, um…
[dramatic music plays]
You should probably follow me inside.
Can't be worse than out here.
[music intensifies]
[rhythmic music plays]