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‪NETFLIX 剧集

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‪剧名：梅森的老鼠

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‪我看到你们了 臭脾气的混蛋

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‪该死

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‪（转基因生物）

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‪嘿！

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‪吃子弹吧 讨厌的混蛋

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‪这是什么鬼东西？

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‪喂 我是梅森

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‪你知道哪家除虫公司比较好？

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‪对 好吧

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‪不用担心 梅森先生

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‪陷阱科技可以解决你的鼠患小问题

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‪小问题？

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‪这绝对是一次老鼠的武装叛乱

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‪不是

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‪最近我们见多了 梅森先生

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‪是进化

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‪人类一直在让环境变得反常

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‪逼迫动物王国去适应 等等等等

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‪它们会使用某种程度的工具
‪这没什么好担心的

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‪对 少一点达尔文理论
‪多一点啮齿动物杀戮工具

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‪容我介绍TT6

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‪一种带有传感器的

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‪固定位制导脉冲激光器
‪能在一公里外将一只虱子杀死

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‪陷阱技术最先进的装备

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‪每个谷仓只要配备四台这种杀戮机器

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‪你真的可以做到“发射后不用管”

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‪多少钱？

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‪我真的需要这种东西吗？

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‪这是不是有点过分了？

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‪在除虫的问题上
‪怎么小心都不为过 梅森先生

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‪谷仓一号系统上线

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‪我们已经杀死一只了

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‪怎么样？看看啊

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‪是的

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‪我们建议你让其他动物远离杀戮区

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‪它叫苏珊

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‪我希望为此能给我打个折

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{\an8}‪（苏珊）

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‪发射后不用管

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‪（离线）

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‪搞什么？

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‪你们这些聪明的小混蛋

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‪我本来就担心会出这种事

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‪梅森先生 只有一个办法能解决

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‪我们要用移动版本

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‪全新的TT15 带气冷自动炮

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‪装甲底盘 和海军无人机

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‪一样的瞄准技术

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‪这才是该使用的工具

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‪多少钱？

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‪对 我们已经修复了四台TT6

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‪但上面说你有五台

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‪该死的老鼠把它毁了

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‪恐怕我得报告这台遗失了

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‪祝你使用TT-15好运！

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‪该死

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‪操

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‪谢谢

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‪继续

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‪好孩子

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‪该死

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‪欢迎来到老鼠末日

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‪天啊

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‪操…

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‪见鬼

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‪天呐

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‪像是他妈的第四次世界大战

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‪吃子弹吧 讨厌的混蛋

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‪我为你的勇气干杯 先生

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‪该死

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‪好喝

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‪很好喝

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‪请转接客户服务

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‪你好 我是梅森

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‪对 没错 那个梅森
‪对 我需要取消一张支票

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‪字幕翻译：樊燕妃