1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,711 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale: 2 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:11,261 [Alice] Don't come any closer. Don't touch anything. 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,555 -It was self-defense, right? -Yes, it was. 4 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,181 [Betty] You lied to us. 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:19,477 That shady guy was a drug dealer. And what else is he lying about? 6 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:23,565 [Jughead] What do Sunnyside Trailer Park, Twilight Drive-In and Southside High 7 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,733 all have in common? 8 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,528 You control them. Now the trailer park is in jeopardy? 9 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:31,573 Can't you just feel the invisible hand of Hiram Lodge all over this? 10 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,367 We got people scared they're gonna lose their home. 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,328 As a gesture of goodwill, I'd like to settle any back rent 12 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,706 -you or your neighbors owe the town. -It's a deal. 13 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,084 One thing. Mayor McCoy tells me 14 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,378 there's some exposé you're working on, Jughead. 15 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,505 I'd appreciate if you kept my name out of it. 16 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,966 -That sounds a lot like a bribe. No deal. -Heh. 17 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:50,884 [chuckles] 18 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,386 See you in the funny pages. 19 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:57,432 [Jughead] Picture a girl living in the house next door. 20 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,642 Give her a ponytail and a secret. 21 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,646 Day after day, she checks the headlines and watches the local news, 22 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,356 waiting to be exposed. 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,274 [sighs] 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,281 Chic, what's wrong with your bathroom? 25 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:16,117 -You have better water pressure. -Tough. Use your own. 26 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,621 [Jughead] And bit by bit, the walls close in 27 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:24,876 until what was once just a house becomes her own private purgatory. 28 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,504 Still at it, Mother? 29 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:32,008 I thought you'd be tired of taking filthy wads of cash from strangers by now. 30 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,138 You have no right to judge me. 31 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:41,726 Not when you drove away the one chance I had at a better life. 32 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,271 You mean with Hal Cooper? [snickers] If that's your idea of love. 33 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,776 What would you know about it? You've never known love, Cheryl, 34 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,486 except to rip it apart. 35 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:55,156 Because you are a jealous, spite-filled, 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,493 starving, emotional anorexic. 37 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,455 Have a nice day at school, dear. 38 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,130 [Hiram] Ah, I'm glad I caught you both. Mrs. Lodge and I 39 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,174 were headed up to the lake house, but we're gonna have to cancel 40 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,636 due to some business. So, why don't you kids go instead? 41 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,680 Make a little romantic getaway. 42 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,516 -Thank you, Mr. Lodge. -That'd be amazing. 43 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,561 Andre can drive you up, stay nearby in case you wanna go into town. 44 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:28,356 No chaperones. Andre can drop us off. Pick us up on Sunday. 45 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:31,359 -We don't need your spy shadowing us. -Fine, mija. 46 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,528 Invite Betty and Jughead. 47 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,905 -Make a real weekend out of it. -That'd be great. 48 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,782 Before you head off, 49 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,742 -could I have a word in private? -Yeah. 50 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,997 Hey, just an FYI. 51 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,875 While you're at the lake, Mrs. Lodge and I 52 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,877 will be hosting a meeting at The Pembrooke 53 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,463 -with the major New York families. -Is everything okay? 54 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:57,176 Yeah, there's been some unrest since Poppa Poutine's death, 55 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,762 and I'd prefer Veronica safely out of town. 56 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,641 That cabin at Shadow Lake is a sort of safe house for us. 57 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,352 I'll make sure Veronica's protected, Mr. Lodge. 58 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,520 I'm sure you will. 59 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:13,192 But despite my daughter's wishes, Andre will be there, unseen but nearby. 60 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,779 I hope I can trust you to keep that between us. 61 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,073 You know, man-to-man. 62 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,077 [FP] I was checking out a few places. 63 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,456 There's that one building on Franklin and Sycamore. 64 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,499 Dad, there's living on the wrong side of the tracks, 65 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,585 and there's living directly over the tracks. 66 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:34,756 I'm a soda jerk at Pop's, Jughead. We won't be moving into The Pembrooke. 67 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,675 We shouldn't have to move at all. No one should have to move. 68 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,178 This is just Hiram Lodge's vendetta against us. 69 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:44,140 Look, he is planning something, Dad. Something big and bad. 70 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,310 I just have to figure out a different angle. 71 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,609 Hey, Moose. 72 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:58,196 There's this new movie, Love, Simon, playing at the Bijou. 73 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:02,116 It's a John Hughes-ian coming-of-age, coming-out movie. 74 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,577 Yeah, I know, I'm already going with Midge. 75 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:09,999 -You can come with us. She wouldn't mind. -Really? Midge is that open-minded? 76 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,919 Yeah, she knows all about us. I told her. She's cool with it. 77 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:19,092 Cool, right, yeah. I think I'm gonna pass. It's all a little too Big Love for me. 78 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:25,431 Fair warning, our Shadow Lake chalet is rustic, 79 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:29,018 but it has breathtaking views of the mountains, the water. 80 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,479 Oh, my God. That sounds heavenly, V. 81 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,441 What do you say, Jug? Can you bear it? 82 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,197 -As long as it's cool with your dad. -Mr. Lodge suggested it. 83 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,033 -Yeah. -Well, then cue the dueling banjos. 84 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,330 What? It'll be a good chance for me to work on my novel. 85 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,917 Excellent. Remember, the point of this luxury weekend 86 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,752 is to relax and unplug. 87 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,839 Luxury and weekend. Two of my favorite words. 88 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:01,884 So, where are we going and how extravagant a wardrobe should I pack? 89 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:07,140 Sorry, Cheryl. It's kind of a romantic couples-only weekend. 90 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,603 I see. Of course. My mistake. 91 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,315 Well, have fun with your romances. 92 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:24,198 What's up? 93 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:28,661 Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled you're up for this weekend away, 94 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,040 but why am I also slightly suspicious? 95 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:37,628 Possibly because I need a new source of intel for my article on Hiram Lodge, 96 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,006 and I was thinking that that could be Veronica. 97 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,340 [scoffs] 98 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,885 She's on the inside of her family business. 99 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,888 One, can you please not investigate my best friend 100 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,849 when she's nice enough to invite us to her family's cabin? 101 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,894 And two, ever since that night, it's like... 102 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,523 Chic is everywhere. 103 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:02,070 I need this weekend to be an escape. 104 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:02,987 All right. 105 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:06,824 I solemnly promise I'll behave myself. 106 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,451 Hm. 107 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,833 [Betty] Be down in a second, Jug. 108 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,716 [Jughead chuckles] 109 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,677 -You must be Chic. -You're Betty's boyfriend. 110 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:28,763 Guilty. 111 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,140 Um... Yes. 112 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:35,144 -Nice shirt. You work at the Bijou? -You know what happened here. 113 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:40,441 -Don't worry. You can trust me. -If you tell anyone... 114 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,735 it'll be bad for Betty and Alice. 115 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,405 -What? -[footsteps approaching] 116 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,741 Ready. Let's go. See you, Chic. 117 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:52,411 [door opens] 118 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,609 When I was younger, we used to come here every summer, 119 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,361 whenever my dad could sneak away for a weekend. 120 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,872 Veronica wasn't kidding. It really was the last house on the left. 121 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,833 -I'll help you with the bags. -No, we've got it. 122 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:39,750 Archie? 123 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,173 TTFN, Andre. 124 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:48,092 See you Sunday night at 7 p.m. and not a second earlier. 125 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,637 Betty, wait till you see the inside. 126 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,517 I'm sure Mr. Lodge explained, 127 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,061 if there's any trouble, I'm a phone call away. 128 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,751 -Oh, my God. -[Veronica chuckles] 129 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:27,215 Welcome to what I humbly like to call Lodge Lodge. 130 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,341 [chuckles] 131 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,384 [cell phone ringing] 132 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,766 -Hello? -[Cheryl] How's the lake house? 133 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:40,269 -Are you all settled-in and spooning yet? -Who is this? 134 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,730 It's Cheryl, you welfare baby. 135 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,023 Is something wrong? 136 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:47,360 Not yet. I just wanna make sure you know 137 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:50,321 that Archie and Betty kissed in front of my house, 138 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:54,534 and that it seemed pretty serious, with-tongues serious. That's all. 139 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,994 Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye. 140 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,126 Jug? What happened? Are you okay? 141 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,378 That was Cheryl. 142 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,923 She said you and Archie kissed in front of her house. 143 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,395 That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye. 144 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,943 Did you just tell Jughead 145 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:32,321 -that Archie and Betty kissed? -Yes. So, what if I did? 146 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:37,368 -Did you at least have a reason? -Oh, that's right. You're new here. 147 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:41,247 Hi. I'm Cheryl Blossom, a.k.a. Cheryl Bombshell, 148 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,624 which means I need no reasons. 149 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:47,295 I simply am. Feel free to tremble. 150 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,088 I have a better idea. 151 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,843 Why don't you tell me what's bothering you because clearly you're in a lot of pain. 152 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,806 Get your sapphic Serpent hands off my body! 153 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,734 You think they're gonna break up? That'd be like the 12th time this year. 154 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,778 [chuckles] We didn't break up over it. 155 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,495 Archie. 156 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:23,956 That kiss. 157 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,713 That's for telling me about it when you did. 158 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,798 For trusting me. 159 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,510 Shows how strong we are together. 160 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,389 -Ronnie. -Us against the world. 161 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,823 Do you want the top or bottom drawer? 162 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,869 Jug, can we please talk about this already? 163 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,625 Betty, I'm not mad about the kiss. 164 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:12,588 But I am wondering why you didn't tell me when I told you about Toni. 165 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,132 I wanted to tell you. 166 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,385 Is it because you think Archie's my third-rail? 167 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:19,553 Uh... 168 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:21,931 Okay. 169 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,974 Yes. 170 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,187 I mean, you guys grew up next to each other. 171 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:32,775 Your windows literally face one another. That used to bother me. 172 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,905 But after everything that we've been through recently, heh, 173 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,700 I'm not intimidated by a Black Hood-prompted kiss. 174 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,619 Okay. 175 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,497 [bed rattling and squeaking] 176 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,001 Oh, my God. 177 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,546 Are they serious? 178 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:57,758 Is that their response to everything? Can't they ever just have a conversation? 179 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:04,974 [Betty] Hi, guys. 180 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,268 -Hi. -Hey. 181 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,520 -[Jughead] Relax. -[Betty] Heh. 182 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,355 Everything's fine. 183 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,736 Awesome, because you guys haven't tried my jalapeño margaritas. 184 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,363 Who wants one? 185 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,450 [Jughead] I'd like to propose a toast. 186 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:26,495 To the Lodges, to their hospitality, and to putting the past behind us. 187 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,580 Cheers. 188 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,581 -Cheers. -Cheers. 189 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,295 So, do your parents come up here 190 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,131 -a lot these days, Veronica? -Not as much as they'd like. 191 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,175 Daddy's such a workaholic. 192 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,593 On the SoDale project? 193 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,346 -Is it heating up? Is it getting intense? -[Veronica] It is. 194 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,767 Luckily, Archie's dad is doing a superb job of keeping everything on schedule. 195 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,312 V, tell us more about your fancy neighbors. 196 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,689 Yeah, are they in the same business as your dad? 197 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,150 -Jughead. I mean it. -Guys, what's up? 198 00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:01,572 Betty, I'm just making idle conversation. I'm sorry. Please continue. 199 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:05,826 It's a hodgepodge, really. Some are in entertainment, some are in business, 200 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,286 some are in real estate. 201 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,498 You know what's weird? I noticed that none of the houses 202 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,125 have mailboxes or numbers on them. Why is that? 203 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,545 -Shadow Lake is a private community. -Like hiding something? 204 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,423 Jughead. Seriously, this isn't 20 Questions. 205 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,885 Toxic twin alert. 206 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,971 I knew things weren't kosher in the state of Bughead. 207 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,724 [clears throat] 208 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:33,437 Guys. I'm picking up some residual tension from, I'm guessing, 209 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,106 -Cheryl's random act of cruelty earlier. -What? 210 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,399 -No. We're fine. -Uh, no. 211 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,859 Which is understandable. 212 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,529 Fear you not, though. I have just the antidote. 213 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:46,158 Step one, clothes off, swimsuits on. 214 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,869 [pop music playing] 215 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:54,458 ♪ Try me in your evening ♪ 216 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:02,550 ♪ I don't plan on leaving ♪ 217 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:06,720 Ah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling better already. 218 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,350 Okay, so, full disclosure time. 219 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:18,190 When Archie told me about the kiss, I absorbed it, processed it, 220 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,402 and in the end, I bear no ill will toward my beau, 221 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,611 nor my bestie. 222 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,657 But has the thought of it haunted me these last few weeks? 223 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,200 A tiny bit, yeah. 224 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,289 And now, Betty and Jughead, you are caught up in the aftermath. 225 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,083 So, to clear the air amongst us, 226 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,335 Jughead and I... 227 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,795 should kiss. 228 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,548 What? 229 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,342 -[chuckles] -Veronica, are you nuts? 230 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,262 Wait a minute, I don't know. Hold on. 231 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,265 Veronica and I, kissing? 232 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,683 Might help to, uh... 233 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,394 What's the--? What's the sports term, Archie? 234 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,315 -Uh... Level the playing field? -Betty? A little help? 235 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,735 -You're not upset though, Jug. -No, really, I'm not upset. 236 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,695 -Right. -But I'm human. 237 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,658 What if a future me tries to use your kiss with Archie against some future you? 238 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,620 A Vughead kiss? Right now, in the present, 239 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,832 might be precisely what is takes to save a future Bughead from imploding. 240 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,295 Archie, come on, man. It's just a stupid kiss. 241 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,047 Right? 242 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,301 Jughead. 243 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,303 Don't freak out. 244 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,556 Just trust me. 245 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:59,416 You know what I realized? Out of the four of us, only you and Archie haven't kissed. 246 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,584 Fascinating. 247 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,170 Wait. 248 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,381 What? You and Veronica? 249 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,177 [chuckles] 250 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,224 [Betty] Did it make you feel better? Kissing Veronica? 251 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,562 It felt good watching Archie's face. 252 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,316 [Betty] Okay, but did you enjoy kissing her? 253 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,652 I know entrapment when I hear it, Betty. 254 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,612 [pop music playing] 255 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:33,450 Because if you did, I might have to punish you. 256 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,828 How? 257 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,790 I packed this... 258 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,629 in case you needed a distraction from your sleuthing. 259 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,049 Consider me... 260 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,176 distracted. 261 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,430 ♪ Making love to someone else ♪ 262 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,515 [panting] 263 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,810 Don't get me wrong, I love a good floor show, 264 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,856 but if this is a response to Jughead threatening your masculinity... 265 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,816 I'm just getting my daily workout in. 266 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:09,862 Well... 267 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,908 there are other ways to do that. 268 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,912 I'm actually kind of tired, Ronnie. 269 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,707 You're kidding, right? 270 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,792 [bed rattling and squeaking] 271 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,128 Oh, my God. 272 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,465 Are they...? 273 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,175 [groans] 274 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,219 [chuckles] 275 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,436 [wood chopping] 276 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,367 [cell phone buzzing] 277 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:15,052 [Andre] I'd prefer if you don't go into town. Mr. Lodge's daughter isn't... 278 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,303 blending in. 279 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,935 -Veronica. -What the hell is going on here? 280 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,312 -Your father asked me to stay on-- -Why? 281 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,356 Your dad's doing business back in Riverdale, 282 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,650 he's hosting a meeting of the other families 283 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,528 and he wanted to make sure we-- You would be safe. 284 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,654 Wait, you knew? 285 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,448 Here's what's going to happen. 286 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,994 You're gonna tell my dad your cover's blown because you're a horrible spy, 287 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,913 and then you're leaving, immediately. 288 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,499 Go. 289 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,550 -[scoffs] -Veronica, I don't think it's a good idea 290 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,343 -to send Andre away. -No, Archie. 291 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,805 You need to give me some space, okay? 292 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:03,559 I'm getting Betty and we're going into town, alone, just us girls. 293 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,394 You can stay here and entertain Jughead. 294 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,231 Oh. Try not to choke on your testosterone while you're at it. 295 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,237 [Keller laughs] 296 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,155 [Josie] Mom. 297 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,198 -Hey, Josie. -Josie. 298 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,492 Tom and I were just discussing 299 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,328 the new security system we're installing at the law firm. 300 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,915 Yeah, well, you two do enjoy working together, so... 301 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,125 [groans] 302 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,586 -Well, I should get back to the station. -Okay. 303 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,673 [door opens] 304 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,674 Josie. 305 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,470 We talked about this. Tom and I care about each other. 306 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,514 I know, it's just... 307 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,811 It's weird to see him here, with you, like that, 308 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,438 especially when Dad doesn't know. 309 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,440 Josie. 310 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,026 He does know. 311 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,780 I told him. We were going to wait till after you graduated, 312 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,823 -but-- -Are you--? 313 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,868 Are you getting a divorce? 314 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,038 Because of Sheriff Keller? 315 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,457 Is he getting a divorce, too? 316 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,252 He hasn't talked to his wife yet. She's still overseas. Or Kevin. 317 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,838 But, Josie, we have to respect that. 318 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,382 Respect? 319 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,559 Did you know Betty and Veronica kissed? 320 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,146 What? What are you talking about? 321 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,984 Apparently, first week of school, during cheerleading tryouts, 322 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,110 B and V kissed. 323 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,363 -Really? -Yeah. 324 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,948 Why? 325 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,366 I couldn't tell you. 326 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,370 Betty tried explaining it, but the rationale still eludes me. 327 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,960 Jug. About me kissing Betty... 328 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,629 There's really no good excuse. 329 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:57,965 I'm sorry. 330 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,425 It's okay. 331 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,553 Admittedly, this is all way more complicated 332 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,264 -than any of us could have planned. -What is? 333 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,226 You and me, for example. I'm your best guy-friend. 334 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,479 Betty is your best girl-friend. Your best friends are dating. 335 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,315 But B and V are also best friends, 336 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:19,611 so, your best friend's girlfriend is also your girlfriend's best friend. 337 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,282 -Do you understand what I'm trying to say? -Uh, no. Not really. 338 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,411 It should be amazing we're all so close. But sometimes it terrifies me. 339 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,748 It's like the four of us are in a powder keg. 340 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,293 All it would take is one match, and we'd all blow up. 341 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,006 [sighs] 342 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,385 Great toss, Archie. 343 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,053 [Archie laughs] 344 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,683 I'm glad you called, Josie. I was thinking about this year's musical, 345 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,478 which I'm directing, and I want it to be a star vehicle for you. 346 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,774 You might not want that after I tell you why I called. 347 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,820 -[Keller] What are you doing here? -You and Josie's mom, is that true? 348 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,532 -Okay, what have you heard? -So, it's true. 349 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:09,703 Mom's risking her life every single day, and you're running around with your boss. 350 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,246 Former boss. 351 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,333 God. I spent my whole life trying to live up to your standards. 352 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,169 -Kevin-- -And it's all crap. 353 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,881 [door opens, then closes] 354 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:26,094 So, Betty, unless that was some seriously aggressive hand-holding 355 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,722 -I heard through the wall last night... -[chuckles] 356 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:29,931 When did that start? 357 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,602 The night of your confirmation. 358 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,687 -Really? -Mm-hm. 359 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:41,068 Well, as my abuelita likes to say, "Praise Jesus." 360 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:45,739 Hi. I'd like this, and this. 361 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:50,410 And-- Oh, the last time I was here, you had the most scrumptious scones. 362 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,288 Yeah, my grandma makes them, but just during the summer. 363 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:56,666 -For the summer people. -Oh. That's when we normally come up. 364 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,919 Ah. Thought I recognized you. 365 00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:01,004 You got one of those places on Shadow Lake. 366 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,925 -But you're usually with your folks. -Yeah, they're back in, um... 367 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,968 I was about to say New York, 368 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,179 -but we're in Riverdale now. -That hick town? 369 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,807 Bet they don't even know what to do with you there. 370 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,266 No, they do not. 371 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,686 -What's your name, handsome? -Enough flirting here. 372 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,689 You had a fight with Archie, you didn't break up with him. 373 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,608 I'm Cassidy. 374 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,494 So, how's it been? With you and Jughead? 375 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,623 -Oh. Things have been nice. -Nice? 376 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,000 Nice is not what I heard last night. 377 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:43,463 Okay, you know what I wore that night we got Chuck into that hot tub? 378 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,132 Betty, what? 379 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,299 [giggles] 380 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:49,970 -[door opens] -[Betty] Hi. 381 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,097 [both] Hey. 382 00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,771 Are you still mad at me? 383 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,231 Yes. 384 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,819 But you can make it up to me by remembering one thing. 385 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,155 And it's simple and non-negotiable. 386 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:14,661 From now on, it's me and you, not you and my dad, okay? 387 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,080 [chuckles] 388 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,582 [cell phone ringing] 389 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:24,004 If that's Cheryl, tell her everyone kissed everyone and it's over. 390 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:24,921 It's my dad. 391 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,465 Hey. Dad, what's up? 392 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,968 [FP] Jughead, hey. You're not gonna believe it. 393 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,554 Hold on. I can't hear you. Hold on a sec. 394 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,514 Everyone's over here celebrating. 395 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,184 Listen. The eviction notices, the back rent, 396 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,145 it's all gone, paid in full. No one has to move out. 397 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:43,857 -Amazing. How did this happen? -You. You shamed him into it. 398 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,400 He did a complete 180. 399 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:49,613 -Who did? What are you talking about? -Hiram. Hiram Lodge. 400 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,783 Well, he just bought Sunnyside Trailer Park and he said we can all stay. 401 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,952 -We're staying! -[all cheering] 402 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,121 Jug. 403 00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,748 Jug. 404 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:17,307 First your dad buys the drive-in, now he owns Sunnyside Trailer Park. 405 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:20,936 As I suspected, he is gobbling up the Southside, piece by piece. 406 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,939 Slow down. Mr. Lodge is evicting people from the trailer park? 407 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,609 No, he cleared us of our debts and revoked our evictions. 408 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,195 -You get to keep your trailer? -Yes. 409 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:33,365 -So, why are you outraged? -Because it's a tactic. 410 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:37,244 It's a smokescreen. PR 101. He's trying to buy my silence again. 411 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,205 Good lord, Jughead. How much of a narcissist are you? 412 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:43,541 You wrote an article attacking Mr. Lodge, 413 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,253 demanding he makes amends. That's what he's trying to do. 414 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:47,879 [scoffs] 415 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,673 They do kind of have a point. 416 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,051 Look, Jug, I know you love conspiracies, 417 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,179 but take the win, bro, and let's celebrate. 418 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:01,601 I credit you with a lot of things, Josie, but being cruel is not one of them. 419 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:06,815 -Tom told me what you said to Kevin. -He deserved to know the truth. 420 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,484 So, maybe he could save his parents' marriage. 421 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,988 Kevin's not talking to his father. Tom's trying to reach his wife. 422 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,323 -It's a mess. -Like what you did to us. 423 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,660 Imploding our lives? Without even telling me? 424 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:22,205 I did not implode our lives. The Lodges did. 425 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:26,543 It's not how I wanted things to come out, that choice was taken away from me. 426 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:30,005 Just like you took it away from Tom and Kevin. 427 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,508 I wasn't trying to hurt them. 428 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,344 And I wasn't trying to hurt you, either. 429 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,103 [sighs] 430 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,188 [pop music playing over speakers] 431 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,112 [Midge] Kevin. Hey. 432 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,490 -You here with anyone? -Hey, Moose, Midge. 433 00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:58,950 Nope. 434 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,785 Uh, I'm alone. 435 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:05,332 In that case, grab your plate and come sit with us. 436 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,294 -Right, Moose? -Yeah, definitely. 437 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,629 The more the merrier. 438 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,257 Why the hell not? 439 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:20,805 So, Kevin, who are you meeting at the movie? Some dreamboat? 440 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:26,102 Oh, no, I don't have a date. I'm just going to this gay rom-com alone. 441 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:27,771 What? 442 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,941 No. No, that's crazy. We need to find you someone. 443 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:36,821 What about one of those new Southside guys? I hear one of them's gay. 444 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,991 If it's Fangs Fogarty, I don't think I can date someone named Fangs. 445 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,452 -He's a good-looking dude. -[Midge] Oh, my God. 446 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,871 Please. What do you know, you big lug? 447 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:47,540 [chuckles] 448 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:54,089 Hey, so, how did you two, uh, get to be friends, anyway? 449 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,467 -[clears throat] -Uh... We, um... 450 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,346 -We were... -[Kevin] Mm-hm. 451 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,139 Lab partners. 452 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,391 Biology. 453 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,351 Oh. Hm. 454 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,190 [Valen's "Cold Blood" playing] 455 00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,948 ♪ Cold, cold blood ♪ 456 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:30,083 ♪ Cold, cold blood ♪ 457 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,130 [inaudible dialogue] 458 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,640 ♪ Cold blood ♪ 459 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,143 [Josie] Kevin? 460 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:50,770 Josie. 461 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,275 Here to tell me more bad news? I don't think I could take that. 462 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:59,070 No, no. I had to get out of the house. 463 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,822 So, I came here. Heh. 464 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,491 And I saw you and, um... 465 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,619 I'm sorry about what I said. 466 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:07,912 I-- 467 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:13,251 It wasn't my place to do that. I was just hurting and mad at my mom-- 468 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,044 It's okay, Josie. 469 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:17,630 Um... 470 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,341 You--? Are you here with somebody? 471 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:29,392 Let me guess, some cherry cola for Cheryl Bombshell. 472 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:33,563 Oh, my God. What do you want? And why do you keep stalking me? 473 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:34,689 I'm not. 474 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,901 I came to see this movie with Fangs and he bailed on me. 475 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,155 Are you okay? 476 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,325 I'm alone at the movies. 477 00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:48,369 And I'm trying to stay away from my mother 478 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,164 who has turned our house into her sexual playpen. 479 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,000 So, no. 480 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,377 I am really not. 481 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,007 Well, I was gonna go grab a seat alone, 482 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:05,261 unless you want some company, but no pressure. 483 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,312 [woman over speakers] But these last few years, 484 00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:17,065 it's almost like I could feel you holding your breath. 485 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:21,069 You are still you, Simon. 486 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:26,741 You get to be more you than you have been in a very long time. 487 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,327 You deserve everything you want. 488 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,872 -[Veronica] I have a hotel on Park Place. -[Betty] Okay. 489 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:36,334 Which brings your total to $1500. 490 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:38,753 Sorry, B. It's nothing personal. 491 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,964 Yeah, I know. It's just business. 492 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,048 Mm-hm. 493 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,467 [cell phone ringing] 494 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:46,761 Ew, it's my mom. 495 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,596 -Should I answer it? -No. 496 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,889 -No. -No. 497 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,933 What if it's about Chic? Let me just-- 498 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:54,727 Hey, Mom, what's up? 499 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:59,023 By the way, when are we ever gonna get to meet Chic? 500 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,067 I actually did, before we left. 501 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,111 And? How is he? 502 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,781 Honestly, he's kind of creepy. 503 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,576 -[Betty] Guys. -Everything okay? 504 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:10,994 No, actually. 505 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:18,084 My mom is freaking out because Hiram Lodge just bought the Riverdale Register. 506 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:30,263 My mom is losing her mind, my dad's not answering her calls. 507 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:31,598 Veronica, did you know 508 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:35,059 -your dad was buying the Register? -What? No, Betty, of course not. 509 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,604 -This is what I'm talking about. -Relax, Jughead. 510 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,398 -Don't tell me to relax. -Is that why you brought us here? 511 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,483 To get us out of town while your dad does these things? 512 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,444 Okay, now who sounds crazy? 513 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:48,239 Lodge Industries has been buying properties all over the Southside. 514 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:52,535 Now he buys the town's newspaper so people can't report on what he's doing? 515 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,746 This is a classic gambit of criminals. 516 00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:57,373 -Shut up, Jughead. -Archie, this one's simple. 517 00:31:57,457 --> 00:32:01,628 Even you might get this if you stopped kissing up to Hiram for two seconds. 518 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:06,132 How many times have I defended you? And now you stab my family in the back? 519 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:10,720 It sounds to me you should be mad at your dad for selling the paper, not mine. 520 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:13,765 And there's nothing evil about buying a newspaper. 521 00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:17,727 He's trying to silence the free press, keep Mrs. Cooper from coming after him. 522 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,563 I am so sick of your vendetta against my dad. 523 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:24,943 -He's done plenty of good things. -Oh, like what? Name one thing. 524 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,528 -He's-- -He paid my dad's medical bills. 525 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,615 Boy, Archie. Veronica's got you wrapped around her little finger. 526 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,200 And other parts of her body. 527 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:34,702 Oh! I'm sorry. 528 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,665 I'm sorry we don't spend our time being tragic, and moping, and holding hands 529 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,917 while watching serial-killer documentaries. 530 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,670 And wearing costumes to role-play to get our rocks off. 531 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,506 [glass shatters] 532 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,091 -Where did that come from? -Who else knows we're here? 533 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:50,635 -Why do you two say it like that? -Oh, my God. 534 00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:52,512 You rich folks never learn. 535 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:56,683 You just keep walking around town, flashing cash than we see in a year. 536 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,352 We're gonna take what we want, and then go, 537 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:02,730 and if you guys behave yourselves, nobody gets their skulls knocked in. 538 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,444 Fine. Take what you want. We won't give you any trouble. 539 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,737 Where's your purse? 540 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,198 Um, it's... 541 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,534 In my bedroom. 542 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:19,038 -Let's go to the bedroom. -No. No way are you going with her alone. 543 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,915 -I'll go. -[Veronica] Archie. 544 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,335 It's fine. I'll be fine. 545 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,087 We'll be right back. 546 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,381 Everybody just needs to stay calm. 547 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,184 It's over there. 548 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:43,521 I'm just gonna pick it up, okay? 549 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,075 Why are you doing this? 550 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,918 You think I don't recognize you? 551 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:09,380 -From the store? -Shut up and get your wallet. 552 00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,490 Can we go already? You got the cash? 553 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:37,533 Yeah. I got the cash. 554 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,286 -Then you got what you wanted. -Not everything. 555 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:43,790 Not yet. Why don't you all get down on your knees? 556 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:47,085 -Come on, man. Let's not do this. -Shut up. 557 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,212 I said, on your knees. 558 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,506 Hands behind your backs. 559 00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:53,049 Do it! 560 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:08,940 It's a nice cabin. 561 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,984 Sorry we have to make such a mess in it. 562 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:13,903 [phone ringing] 563 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:15,696 The hell is that? 564 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:20,910 That would be the security company calling to check on the alarm I hit in my bedroom. 565 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:25,414 I'd say you have 30 seconds to run before this place is swarming with guards 566 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,583 who will shoot first and ask questions never. 567 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:34,423 Screw you, rich bitch. 568 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,719 -[Veronica] Archie, don't! -[Jughead] No, Arch! 569 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:49,647 [grunting] 570 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:56,279 [rustling] 571 00:35:56,362 --> 00:36:00,283 Andre. There were some other guys with him. Did you see them? 572 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,119 Go back to the cabin. I'll take care it from here. 573 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,163 -What are you gonna do? -I said... 574 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:08,082 I'll take care of it. 575 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,630 [panting] 576 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,602 [gunshot] 577 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,988 [bell jingles] 578 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:42,909 First of all, thank you, Mom, and Sheriff Keller, 579 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:45,119 for coming to meet me and Kevin. 580 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,205 -We promise you this isn't a trap. -It's that-- 581 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:52,919 Kevin and I were talking after the movie and we thought-- 582 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,630 This conversation is bigger than just two people. 583 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,758 It's bigger than the people in this booth, even. 584 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,636 And it's probably gonna be a long one. 585 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,514 So, we should get started. 586 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:19,445 [Toni] You may think you've mastered the art of silent tears, 587 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:23,658 -but I saw you crying during that movie. -I never cry at movies. 588 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,493 Real life's tragic enough. 589 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,455 But when Simon's mom said 590 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:32,124 he used to be such a carefree kid growing up, 591 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:38,005 and then, at a certain point, he stopped being that happy kid, 592 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:41,592 -because he was hiding a secret, it just-- -Cheryl. 593 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:46,973 Everyone thinks I'm this loveless monster. 594 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,350 But it isn't true. 595 00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,604 I loved someone... 596 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,190 who loved me. 597 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,902 And my mother destroyed it. 598 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,279 You mean your brother Jason? 599 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,908 I heard how close you guys were. 600 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,661 No. Not Jay-Jay. 601 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:11,163 Her... 602 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:14,792 Her name was Heather. 603 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,841 She was my best friend in junior high. 604 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,386 She used to sleep over every weekend. 605 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,057 Until one night, my mother caught us in the same bed. 606 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:34,186 She said I was deviant. 607 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,440 Cheryl, I am so sorry. 608 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,776 But you have to know your mother's wrong. 609 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,571 You're not loveless. 610 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:46,198 You're not deviant, okay? 611 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,579 You're sensational. 612 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:59,211 ♪ Cross my heart, hope to die ♪ 613 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,632 Thank God Andre didn't leave when I told him to. 614 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,720 Thank God you didn't catch up 615 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:11,307 to that hillbilly in the woods. He might've killed you, Archie. 616 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,059 And that would've been-- 617 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:30,534 [Jughead] Archie didn't say any more about what happened that terrible night. 618 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,496 At least not to us. 619 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,710 [Hiram] Veronica told me what happened at the cabin. 620 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,713 [sighs] And then Andre told me the rest. 621 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:45,925 You did the right thing telling those boys to take what they wanted and get out. 622 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,384 It was a smart choice. 623 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,721 It was the only choice. 624 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,810 -Thank you for saying that, Mr. Lodge. -Yeah. 625 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:05,277 What happened between Andre and that miscreant... 626 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,406 Did that bother you? 627 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,493 What Andre did? 628 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,374 The night we stopped the Black Hood... 629 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:22,962 there's only one thing that I regret. 630 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,005 I had him. 631 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:28,426 The man who tried to kill my dad, I had him. 632 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,554 And I hesitated. 633 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:36,100 He might've gotten away if it wasn't for Sheriff Keller. 634 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,895 When it comes to protecting yourself or your loved ones... 635 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:43,566 you never, ever, hesitate. 636 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:01,083 You can stop worrying now. I'm home. 637 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,379 As we were driving back from The Shining, I was thinking... 638 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,340 there's more than one kind of home invasion. 639 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,426 It's not always fast and violent. 640 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:13,471 Sometimes we open the door, and we let the intruder in ourselves. 641 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,015 What do you mean? 642 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:20,853 Before we left, I got a really weird vibe from Chic. 643 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,315 Just be careful, okay? 644 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:32,698 -Bye. -Bye. 645 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:37,578 [door closes] 646 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:40,289 [Jughead] And so this chapter comes full circle, 647 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,249 ending where it began, 648 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:47,087 with a girl in a house that was far from sweet. 649 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,798 And perhaps far from safe. was far from sweet.