1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,877 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale: 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:06,131 I wanna be more than just your errand boy or casual hookup. 3 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:07,799 I wanna matter, Ronnie. 4 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,427 I just went through a wrenching breakup. 5 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,845 I'm taking things slow. 6 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,221 [Josie] Sweet Pea, I told you, 7 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:15,724 our summer fling was gonna be just that, a fling. 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:16,891 Can I kiss you? 9 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:17,976 Archie. 10 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:21,354 I can't spend all my time cooped up in that house. 11 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,815 It sounds like you regret moving in with me. 12 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,402 I've been hearing rumors that you moved to town 13 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,696 to take the drug trade from Hiram Lodge. 14 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,323 It's about time the Joneses got a taste of the American Dream. 15 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,450 What are you gonna do now? 16 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,411 Protect my dad and run my mom out of town. Wanna help? 17 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,039 -Brother Kevin? -[Betty] Groups like the Farm prey 18 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,458 on emotionally vulnerable people. 19 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,752 [Cheryl] Midge was murdered during a production of Carrie. 20 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,628 This year's musical is Heathers. 21 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,629 Any questions? 22 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,799 Heathers: the Musical? 23 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:54,387 Now, how in God's name is a play about teen violence and suicide 24 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,805 a good idea in Riverdale? 25 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,141 Especially after the tragedy of last year's musical? 26 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,392 Please, Mayor Lodge. 27 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,480 Yes, Heathers deals with teen alienation and desperation. 28 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:07,108 But its characters long for simpler, more innocent times. 29 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,819 Its ultimate message is a rejection of nihilism. 30 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,073 If you'll just listen to the lyrics of the first song. Evelyn? 31 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,783 [pop music playing on speakers] 32 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:17,368 ♪ We were so tiny Happy and shiny ♪ 33 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,204 ♪ Playing tag and getting chased ♪ 34 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,085 ♪ Then we got bigger That was the trigger ♪ 35 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,337 ♪ Like the Huns invading Rome ♪ 36 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,675 ♪ Welcome to my school This ain't no high school ♪ 37 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,427 ♪ This is the Thunderdome ♪ 38 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,472 ♪ But I know ♪ 39 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:38,765 ♪ I know ♪ 40 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,642 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 41 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,602 ♪ I pray ♪ 42 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:43,895 ♪ I pray ♪ 43 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,522 ♪ For a better way ♪ 44 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,982 ♪ If we changed back then ♪ 45 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,485 ♪ We could change again ♪ 46 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:53,696 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 47 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,533 -♪ Just not today ♪ -Dweeb. 48 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,915 ♪ Things will get better Soon as my letter ♪ 49 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,334 ♪ Comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown ♪ 50 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,878 ♪ Wake from this coma Take my diploma ♪ 51 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,547 ♪ Then I can blow this town ♪ 52 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,966 ♪ Dream of ivy-covered walls ♪ 53 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,135 ♪ And smoky French cafés ♪ 54 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,971 ♪ Fight the urge to strike a match ♪ 55 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,349 ♪ And set this dump ablaze ♪ 56 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,518 ♪ But I know, I know ♪ 57 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,853 ♪ I know ♪ 58 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,563 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 59 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,481 ♪ I pray, I pray ♪ 60 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,732 ♪ I pray ♪ 61 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,067 ♪ For a better way ♪ 62 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,653 ♪ We were kind before ♪ 63 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,156 ♪ We can be kind once more ♪ 64 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:39,659 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 65 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,245 ♪ Just not today ♪ 66 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,832 I had a dream I was searching for a needle in a haystack. 67 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:49,168 -Care to interpret, Dr. Freud? -Your plan is a good one, Jug. 68 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,505 Your mom can't start dealing drugs without a lab to make them in. 69 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:57,093 So, you find the lab, shut it down and stop her before she gets a toehold. 70 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,053 That's the goal for the week. 71 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,556 ♪ And I know ♪ 72 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,016 ♪ I know ♪ 73 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,767 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 74 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,644 ♪ I pray ♪ 75 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,021 ♪ I pray ♪ 76 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,480 ♪ For a better way ♪ 77 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,858 ♪ We were kind before ♪ 78 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,068 ♪ We can be kind once more ♪ 79 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:17,655 ♪ We can be beautiful ♪ 80 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,533 ♪ Just not today ♪ 81 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,828 Look, listen. 82 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,289 You guys don't know what your kids are thinking, 83 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:27,540 what they're dealing with. 84 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,459 -♪ Why ♪ -♪ Why do they hate me? ♪ 85 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,793 ♪ Why don't I fight back? ♪ 86 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,046 ♪ Why do I act like such a creep? ♪ 87 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,464 ♪ Why won't she date me? ♪ 88 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,632 ♪ Why did I hit him? ♪ 89 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,842 ♪ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ♪ 90 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,510 ♪ Somebody hug me ♪ 91 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,678 ♪ Somebody fix me ♪ 92 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,971 ♪ Somebody save me ♪ 93 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,222 ♪ Send me a sign, God ♪ 94 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,515 ♪ Give me some hope here ♪ 95 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:48,686 ♪ Something to live for ♪ 96 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,188 Are all of you this miserable? 97 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:55,568 Well, there is Cheryl Blossom, floating above it all as Heather Chandler. 98 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,157 ♪ I love Heather ♪ 99 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:05,328 ♪ Heather and Heather ♪ 100 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,164 She was a real mess after her breakup with Toni. 101 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,959 But then she gave herself the role of HBIC. 102 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,670 Veronica and Betty are playing the other Heathers, 103 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:17,465 Heather McNamara and Heather Duke, but... Cheryl's the mythic bitch. 104 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,509 ♪ And you know, you know ♪ 105 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,802 ♪ You know ♪ 106 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,470 ♪ This could be beautiful ♪ 107 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,223 ♪ Mascara, maybe some lip gloss ♪ 108 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,641 ♪ And we're on our way ♪ 109 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:28,601 ♪ Get this girl some blush ♪ 110 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,104 ♪ And, Heather, I need your brush ♪ 111 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:34,315 -♪ Let's make me beautiful ♪ -♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ 112 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:38,778 -♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪ -♪ Beautiful ♪ 113 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:39,862 -♪ Okay? ♪ -♪ Okay ♪ 114 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,616 ♪ Out of my way, geek ♪ 115 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,701 ♪ I don't want trouble ♪ 116 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,120 ♪ You're gonna die at 3 p.m. ♪ 117 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,372 ♪ Don't you dare touch me Get away, pervert ♪ 118 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,874 ♪ What did I ever do to them? ♪ 119 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,168 ♪ Who could survive this? I can't escape this ♪ 120 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,878 ♪ I think I'm dying ♪ 121 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,381 ♪ And you know, you know ♪ 122 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,882 ♪ You know ♪ 123 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,051 ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪ 124 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,178 ♪ You hope, you dream ♪ 125 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,722 ♪ You pray ♪ 126 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,473 ♪ And you get your way ♪ 127 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,976 ♪ Ask me how it feels ♪ 128 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,229 ♪ Lookin' like hell on wheels ♪ 129 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,941 -♪ My God, it's beautiful ♪ -♪ Beautiful ♪ 130 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,528 -♪ I might be beautiful ♪ -♪ Beautiful ♪ 131 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:24,365 ♪ And when you're beautiful ♪ 132 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:30,997 ♪ It's a beautiful frickin' day ♪ 133 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,791 Greetings, Heathers family. 134 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:34,876 Before we start today, 135 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,420 there's been a slight change to our creative team. 136 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,549 You all know Evelyn Evernever has been helping me produce the musical. 137 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:44,844 But I've also asked Evelyn to step up and be my co-director. 138 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,265 Yay. [chuckles] So fun. 139 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,726 What? Kevin. 140 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:55,021 No. You always direct the musical alone. 141 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,857 Which has been incredibly stressful, Betty. 142 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,943 Especially after last year's events. 143 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,365 [scoffs] Can we just not talk about Midge, please? 144 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,034 Now, how about we do a rundown of everybody's parts, 145 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,285 catch Evelyn up to speed? 146 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,287 I'm playing Veronica Sawyer. 147 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,540 Outcast, turned Heather, turned outcast again. 148 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,625 Hi, I'm Sweet Pea. 149 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:20,880 Um, I'm playing JD, Veronica Sawyer's bad-boy love interest. 150 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:24,092 Reggie Mantle, aka jock Ram Sweeney. 151 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,135 Gonna bro it up with my bud Arch here. 152 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:30,223 Just two single straight dudes doing some theater. 153 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,976 [Kevin] Given how much dancing there is in Heathers, 154 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,437 Evelyn and I felt we should bring on a choreographer, 155 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:41,400 so give a big Heathers hello to Riverdale's resident Fly Girl, 156 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,944 Toni Topaz. 157 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,570 [all cheering] 158 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:52,078 Um, does anyone have a chainsaw? Because what the...? 159 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,796 [Evelyn] Everything in your lives matters. 160 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:06,801 There are universal truths within each of your personal experiences. 161 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:08,886 A you inside of me, 162 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,471 a me inside of you. 163 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:15,393 In rehearsal, we are going to explore our own personal traumas and experiences, 164 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,520 and exorcise them through our art. 165 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,897 [claps] All right, Cheryl, Veronica, Betty. 166 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,442 "Candy Store" set and costumes are ready. Go get changed. 167 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,697 So, this number is about the Heathers' undeniable power. 168 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:31,742 Each of you can get anything you want at any time. 169 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,579 So, really unleash that force. 170 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,206 We'll start with some simple steps. 171 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,332 Yeah, we got it, thanks. 172 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,086 Uh, Toni has some fantastic choreo. 173 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,296 How very. 174 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,673 But my Heathers and I have worked out our own choreography. 175 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,133 Come on, Cheryl. 176 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,177 I'm trying to be professional here. Can you not? 177 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,429 ♪ Are we gonna have a problem? ♪ 178 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,354 ♪ I like lookin' hot ♪ 179 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,440 ♪ Buying stuff they cannot ♪ 180 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,900 -♪ I like ♪ -♪ Drinkin' hard ♪ 181 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,443 ♪ Maxin' Dad's credit card ♪ 182 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,195 -♪ I like ♪ -♪ Skippin' gym ♪ 183 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,946 ♪ Scaring her, screwing him ♪ 184 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,656 -♪ I like ♪ -♪ Killer clothes ♪ 185 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,617 ♪ Kickin' nerds in the nose ♪ 186 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,285 ♪ If you lack the juice ♪ 187 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,120 ♪ Go play duck, duck, goose ♪ 188 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,457 -♪ Let your mommy fix you ice cream ♪ -♪ Whoa-oh-oh oh ♪ 189 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,083 ♪ Or come hang with me ♪ 190 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,877 ♪ And tonight we'll be ♪ 191 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,296 ♪ Dirty-dancing with the football team ♪ 192 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,965 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 193 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,469 ♪ Honey, what you waitin' for? ♪ 194 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:34,931 ♪ Welcome to my candy store ♪ 195 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,474 ♪ It's time for you to prove ♪ 196 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:40,436 ♪ You're not a loser anymore ♪ 197 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,898 ♪ Then step into my candy store ♪ 198 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,442 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 199 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:50,404 ♪ Well, honey, what you waitin' for? ♪ 200 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,366 ♪ Welcome to my candy store ♪ 201 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,451 ♪ You just gotta prove ♪ 202 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,913 ♪ You're not a doorknob anymore ♪ 203 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,416 ♪ Then step into my candy store ♪ 204 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,128 ♪ You can join the team ♪ 205 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,547 ♪ Or you can bitch and moan ♪ 206 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,131 ♪ You can live the dream ♪ 207 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,925 ♪ Or you can die alone ♪ 208 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,843 ♪ You can fly with eagles ♪ 209 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,470 ♪ Or if you prefer ♪ 210 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,055 ♪ Keep on testing me ♪ 211 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,765 ♪ And end up like her ♪ 212 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,601 ♪ Whoa ♪ 213 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,895 ♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪ 214 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,272 Shut up, Toni! 215 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,567 ♪ Step into my candy store ♪ 216 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:33,281 ♪ Time for you to prove You're not a lame-ass anymore ♪ 217 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,616 ♪ Then step into my candy store ♪ 218 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,326 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 219 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,452 ♪ It's my candy ♪ 220 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,705 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 221 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,373 ♪ It's my candy ♪ 222 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,125 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 223 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:49,088 ♪ It's my candy store ♪ 224 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,012 I know what you're up to. 225 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,681 Lowering Sweet Pea's solo? 226 00:09:58,931 --> 00:09:59,765 Cute. 227 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:05,938 This entire musical is just one big recruitment drive for you, isn't it? 228 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,357 I'm sorry, I don't follow. 229 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,068 The Farm is sponsoring the play. 230 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,571 You strong-armed your way into co-directing. 231 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:18,743 Your warm-up sermons, exorcising trauma through art. 232 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,495 Screams "cult recruitment." 233 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:22,747 Betty... 234 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,916 dissect these trust issues. 235 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,047 The Farm is producing, 236 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,091 and I'm co-directing the musical for one simple reason. 237 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,594 To have big fun. 238 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:39,805 In fact... 239 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,683 Yeah, okay. Um, ahem. 240 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,935 Everyone, hi. Um... 241 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,397 I know that cast parties are usually after opening night, 242 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:52,360 but the Farm will be hosting a little get-together tonight 243 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,487 -at the former Sisters of Quiet Mercy. -Sweet. 244 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:58,741 And, um, I know it may seem a little weird, or Method-y, but... 245 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:00,451 come in costume. 246 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,869 -Whoo! -Whoo! 247 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,621 Great, Kevin. 248 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,040 -[girl] Totally. -[boy] Let's go. 249 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,335 Anything big come over the radio today? 250 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:14,507 As a matter of fact, there were a string of pharmacy break-ins, and, uh... 251 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:20,930 I wasn't sure I was gonna tell you this, but, uh, Tent City was ransacked. 252 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,182 Our old trailer was stolen. 253 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,480 Wait, missing pharmaceuticals and a stolen house on wheels? 254 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,566 Doesn't that sound like the makings of a mobile drug lab? 255 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,651 It's possible, sure. 256 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,779 I mean, Riverdale's filled with a lot of desperate folks. 257 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,948 Maybe the Serpents and I can help you look for it. 258 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,116 What, the trailer? 259 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,618 -Boy, it was worthless. -Not to me. 260 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,581 -That was our home for how many years? -Too many. 261 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:54,922 Just popping in to change. 262 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,592 There's a cast party tonight. Don't wait up. 263 00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,635 Uh, Veronica... 264 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:01,929 we have to talk. 265 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,560 -Your mother and I are separating. -What? 266 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:09,937 No, you're not. 267 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,522 Very funny. 268 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,733 Um... 269 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,862 I'll be staying at the Five Seasons indefinitely. 270 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,572 Wait. What is happening? 271 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,073 It's already been decided. 272 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,869 We wanted to tell you in person. 273 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:32,334 No, Daddy, whatever this is, we can figure it out as a family, just... 274 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,421 Can someone please tell me what's going on? 275 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,507 Ask your mother. 276 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,637 [door closes] 277 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,184 Mom? 278 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,605 -He knows, Veronica. -Knows what? 279 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,023 The truth. 280 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,276 He knows I sold the drugs out from under him 281 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,819 while he was in the hospital. 282 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,748 What are you gonna do? 283 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,625 I'm gonna take a bath. 284 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,755 You have fun with your friends. 285 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,217 [Veronica] Given the night I've been having, 286 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,011 I, for one, could use a libation, so... 287 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:25,846 salud. 288 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,847 [laughs] 289 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,475 -[boy] I'll take one. -That's the spirit. 290 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:30,893 Whoo! 291 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,772 I wonder what your father, Edgar, would say about all this, Evelyn? 292 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,106 No need to wonder. 293 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,859 ♪ Dad says, "Act your age" ♪ 294 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,111 ♪ You heard the boss It's time to rage ♪ 295 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,197 ♪ Blast the bass Turn out the light ♪ 296 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,907 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight ♪ 297 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,284 ♪ Get down, it's all cool ♪ 298 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,203 ♪ Jump right in my heated pool ♪ 299 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,330 ♪ Punch the wall and start a fight ♪ 300 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,957 ♪ Ain't nobody home tonight ♪ 301 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,710 ♪ Ah, the folks are gone ♪ 302 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,296 ♪ It's time for big fun, big fun ♪ 303 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,756 ♪ We're up till dawn ♪ 304 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,425 ♪ Having some big fun, big fun ♪ 305 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,261 ♪ It's time to overflow ♪ 306 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,346 ♪ That hot tub on the patio ♪ 307 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,389 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 308 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,431 ♪ Big fun ♪ 309 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,517 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 310 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,353 Veronica, you are looking good tonight. 311 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,567 ♪ A hot guy smiled at me ♪ 312 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,819 ♪ Without a trace of mockery ♪ 313 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,779 ♪ Brainiac cleans up all right ♪ 314 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,739 ♪ Veronica is hot tonight ♪ 315 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,908 ♪ This night's all a blur ♪ 316 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,451 ♪ How did I get so popular? ♪ 317 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,954 ♪ Don't get close, you might ignite ♪ 318 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,998 ♪ Veronica is hot tonight ♪ 319 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,749 ♪ Dreams are coming true ♪ 320 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,793 ♪ When people laugh But not at you ♪ 321 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,837 ♪ I'm not alone, I'm not afraid ♪ 322 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,548 ♪ I feel like Bono at Live Aid ♪ 323 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,133 ♪ Big fun ♪ 324 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,260 ♪ Big fun, big fun ♪ 325 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,845 ♪ I'm actually having... ♪ 326 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:48,971 ♪ Big fun ♪ 327 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,265 ♪ Big fun, big fun ♪ 328 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,476 ♪ The party's hot, hot, hot ♪ 329 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,021 ♪ It's time for big fun, big fun ♪ 330 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,355 ♪ You need a Jell-O shot ♪ 331 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,525 ♪ We're having big fun, big fun ♪ 332 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,531 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 333 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,533 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 334 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,580 I can't believe she actually came. 335 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,540 I need a refill. 336 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,377 It's time to let everything go. 337 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,087 Follow my lead. 338 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,673 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 339 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,634 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 340 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,636 ♪ Dang, dang Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 341 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,845 ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪ 342 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,972 ♪ The folks are gone ♪ 343 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,558 ♪ It's time for big fun, big fun ♪ 344 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,060 ♪ We're up till dawn ♪ 345 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,562 ♪ Having some big fun, big fun ♪ 346 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,483 ♪ Our folks got no clue  'Bout half the stuff their children do ♪ 347 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,525 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 348 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,610 ♪ Big fun ♪ 349 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,527 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 350 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,570 ♪ Big fun ♪ 351 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,947 ♪ It's big fun ♪ 352 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,783 ♪ Big fun ♪ 353 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:51,700 [all] Whoo! 354 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,702 [boy] Woo-hoo! All right. 355 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,413 Can I confess something? 356 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,750 I was afraid this was never gonna happen again. 357 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,378 Me, too. 358 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,964 But maybe you and me are meant to be together. 359 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,341 Maybe we're endgame. 360 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:08,884 Reggie... 361 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,685 Hungry, Kevin? Here. 362 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,689 It's an organic brownie with Farm-grown maple mushrooms baked in. 363 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,109 -Oh. -Try it. They're... transformative. 364 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:29,697 Enjoy the ride. 365 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,699 With a big gulp of water. 366 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,117 Fountain's in the hall. 367 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,731 So, last night was big fun. 368 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,192 But now it's time to dig deep. 369 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,611 So, we're each gonna share something 370 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,780 that we've never told anyone before. 371 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,073 Big or small. 372 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:19,163 So, does no one have a burden that the rest of us can help shoulder? 373 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,916 I'm being haunted by Midge's ghost. 374 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,711 I've been thinking about her all the time since rehearsals started. 375 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,212 I just feel so guilty-- 376 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,922 I've been seeing her, too. 377 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,675 Not her ghost, 378 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,469 but in nightmares. 379 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,386 [chuckles] 380 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,014 How beautiful. 381 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,935 Through revealing their truth, these two young men have 382 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,606 found an unexpected connection, perhaps more. 383 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,483 So, um... 384 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,986 -Who would like to go next? -[Sweet Pea] I got something. 385 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,782 Now, I know it was just supposed to be a summer fling, 386 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,409 and, uh, she didn't want a relationship, but I did. 387 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,954 So, it really blew to see Archie and Josie getting cozy last night. 388 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:01,914 Arch... 389 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,541 are you and Josie dating? 390 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,459 Well, I mean... 391 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,628 [Josie] Uh... 392 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,588 -[Reggie] Did you know about this? -What? 393 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,131 No, I had no idea. 394 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,718 The fact that your ex-boo has a new girlfriend 395 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,429 has nothing to do with you suddenly being all-in with me? 396 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,597 Veronica? 397 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,099 Anything to share? 398 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,813 I just found out that my parents are separating. 399 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,942 My family's unconventional, to say the least, 400 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,904 but I always thought, no matter what, they'd stay together. 401 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,952 And that is what we, in the theater, call a breakthrough. 402 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,626 -So, I guess people know about us now. -Yup. 403 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,337 He's a real class act, that Sweet Pea. 404 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,172 Josie, is it such a bad thing? 405 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,716 Why not make it official? Why not be boyfriend and girlfriend? 406 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,843 Archie... 407 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,177 Okay. 408 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,850 The other day, when you asked how we got together? 409 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,059 We were lonely. 410 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978 It's not exactly a strong bedrock. 411 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,356 That's what you think we are? Just lonely souls, filling the void? 412 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,738 So, that's the real reason. 413 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,576 You wanted to get back together 'cause your parents are splitsville. 414 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,872 -Why didn't you tell me? -I wanted to ignore it. 415 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,958 To feel better. 416 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,961 You make me feel better. 417 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,715 I know how it must seem, 418 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,593 and I would understand if you never wanted to talk to me again. 419 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,219 That's not what I'm saying. 420 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,223 And truly, it sucks about your folks. 421 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,061 But I don't think this is something we should be doing right now. 422 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,067 [Reggie sighs] 423 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,873 What's your damage, Child of the Corn? 424 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,128 I just thought you might wanna see what's happening in the hall. 425 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,720 Um, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? 426 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,180 You're wearing my signature color. 427 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,557 You don't own the color red. 428 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,309 Red existed before you. 429 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,810 Not at Riverdale High. 430 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,396 Here, I invented red. 431 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,315 I am red. 432 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,570 Sorry, 433 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,491 but this school's not big enough for both of us, faux-Pink Lady. 434 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,659 And I was here first. 435 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,703 So, go to Centerville High, 436 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,955 or Westerberg. 437 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,414 I don't care. 438 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,918 But you have until first bell Monday 439 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,004 to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. 440 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,298 Copy? 441 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:16,733 ♪ The demon queen of high school Has decreed it ♪ 442 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,822 ♪ She says Monday, 8 a.m. I'll be deleted ♪ 443 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,950 ♪ They'll hunt me down in study hall ♪ 444 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,369 ♪ Stuff and mount me on the wall ♪ 445 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:31,623 ♪ Thirty hours to live How shall I spend them? ♪ 446 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,042 ♪ I'll jump right on my motorbike ♪ 447 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,544 Or... 448 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,547 ♪ Here's an option that I like ♪ 449 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:45,220 ♪ Spend these 30 hours gettin' freaky ♪ 450 00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:46,805 ♪ All hope is gone ♪ 451 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,891 ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 452 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,018 ♪ I'm on your lawn ♪ 453 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,312 ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 454 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,815 ♪ Before they punch my clock ♪ 455 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,734 ♪ I'm snappin' off your window lock ♪ 456 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,527 ♪ Got no time to knock ♪ 457 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,448 ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪ 458 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,908 Uh, Toni, Peaches, what's going on? 459 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,870 Shh. 460 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:13,623 ♪ Had to see you Hope I didn't wake you ♪ 461 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:18,503 ♪ But I intend to hold you Till I break you ♪ 462 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,590 ♪ 'Cause Cheryl says I gots to go ♪ 463 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,092 ♪ You're my last meal on death row ♪ 464 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:30,140 ♪ Shut your mouth And lose them tighty-whities ♪ 465 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,609 ♪ And you know, you know ♪ 466 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,526 ♪ You know ♪ 467 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,820 ♪ It's 'cause you're beautiful ♪ 468 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,698 ♪ You say you're numb inside ♪ 469 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,866 ♪ But I can't agree ♪ 470 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,369 ♪ So, the world's unfair ♪ 471 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:53,038 ♪ Keep it locked out there ♪ 472 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:57,542 ♪ In here it's beautiful ♪ 473 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:01,838 ♪ Let's make this beautiful ♪ 474 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,465 -[both] That works for me. -Stop. 475 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,383 Stop. 476 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:08,261 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought you guys here. 477 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,597 I can't do this. 478 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,312 [Jughead] Sweet Pea and Fangs are on musical detail, 479 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,314 but the rest of you have your groups and grids. 480 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,774 Scour the area, find my trailer. 481 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,818 If I'm right, it's being used as a drug lab, 482 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,319 and we need to shut it down. 483 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,738 First sight of it, call me ASAP, okay? 484 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,323 [boy] All right, Jug. You got it. 485 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,746 -You wanna go hunting with me tonight? -I wish. 486 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,081 But I heard from... 487 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,584 well, eavesdropping, Evelyn called a closed rehearsal 488 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,337 for select cast members in the Gargoyle Chamber. 489 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,799 Can I borrow your camera? 490 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,934 ♪ [Evelyn singing] They made you cry ♪ 491 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,437 ♪ But that will end tonight ♪ 492 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,691 ♪ We'll burn it down and then ♪ 493 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:06,486 ♪ We'll build the world again ♪ 494 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:08,947 ♪ Our love is God ♪ 495 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,785 ♪ We can start and finish wars ♪ 496 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,496 ♪ We're what killed the dinosaurs ♪ 497 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:21,585 ♪ We're the asteroid that's overdue ♪ 498 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,795 ♪ The new world needed room ♪ 499 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,632 ♪ For me and you ♪ 500 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,094 ♪ I worship you ♪ 501 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,307 ♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪ 502 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,101 ♪ They all will disappear ♪ 503 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:43,273 -♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪ -♪ Plant our garden here ♪ 504 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,775 -♪ Our love is God ♪ -♪ Our love is God ♪ 505 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,485 ♪ May the one become many ♪ 506 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,529 -♪ Our love is God ♪ -♪ Our love is God ♪ 507 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,657 -♪ Our love is God ♪ -♪ Our love is God ♪ 508 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,077 -♪ Our love is God ♪ -♪ Our love is God ♪ 509 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,747 -♪ Our love is God ♪ -♪ Our love is God ♪ 510 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:05,795 -♪ Our love is God ♪ -♪ Our love is God ♪ 511 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,150 -Hey. -Hey. 512 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,152 You got my text. You came. 513 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:30,320 Um... 514 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:32,322 I wanted to talk to you. 515 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:33,240 Wait. 516 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,076 Can I go first? 517 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,372 Look, if you don't wanna be in a relationship 518 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,374 because you're not into me, then that's fine. 519 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,125 But if you do like me... 520 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,212 then let's start figuring out what we are 521 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,756 and what we can be to each other, 522 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,049 for real. 523 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,510 Let's clean the slate, and let's fight for this. 524 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,387 Let's fight for us. 525 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,604 ♪ Hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid ♪ 526 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,732 ♪ So, who might you be? ♪ 527 00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:12,028 ♪ And could you fight for me? ♪ 528 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,991 ♪ And, hey, could you face the crowd? ♪ 529 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:20,412 ♪ Could you be seen with me ♪ 530 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:23,081 ♪ And still act proud? ♪ 531 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:27,127 ♪ Hey, could you hold my hand? ♪ 532 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,006 ♪ And could I carry you ♪ 533 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,717 ♪ Through no-man's-land? ♪ 534 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,804 ♪ It's fine if you don't agree ♪ 535 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,725 ♪ But I would fight for you ♪ 536 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:47,897 ♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 537 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:52,152 ♪ Well, whoa, you can punch real good ♪ 538 00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:58,700 ♪ You've lasted longer Than I thought you would ♪ 539 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:02,078 ♪ So, hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid ♪ 540 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:08,126 ♪ If some night you're free ♪ 541 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:18,762 ♪ Wanna fight for me? ♪ 542 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:23,266 -♪ If we're still alive ♪ -♪ If we're still alive ♪ 543 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:28,188 -♪ I would fight for you ♪ -♪ I would fight for you ♪ 544 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:34,903 -♪ If you would fight for me ♪ -♪ If you would fight for me ♪ 545 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,036 Check that out. 546 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,455 Principal Weatherbee, Heathers is being used 547 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:47,624 to indoctrinate students into a cult. 548 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,753 It looks like these two boys are simply rehearsing. 549 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,713 No. No, no. 550 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,883 This is part of a religious ceremony. 551 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:57,926 A ritual. 552 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,804 The Farm is a fully sanctioned club, Ms. Cooper. 553 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,515 Approved by me, after I read Edgar's doctrines, 554 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,602 which, I must say, I found quite fascinating... 555 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:09,396 and appealing. 556 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:15,402 Jug, you'll never believe this. I think Weatherbee is part of the Farm. 557 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,404 [Jughead] Yeah, well, I have news, too. 558 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,864 Can you meet me at Junkyard Steve's ASAP? 559 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,288 What is that, drain cleaner? 560 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:29,165 No. 561 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,502 It's an olive branch. 562 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,968 -So, you're here to beg for clemency? -No. 563 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,803 For us. 564 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,598 What are we doing? What are we even fighting about? 565 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:51,020 Babe, what was love like in your family? 566 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:54,899 It was... 567 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:57,735 all-or-nothing. 568 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:03,116 Pure adoration, or distilled hate. 569 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,202 Thornhill was a den of shadows. 570 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:08,455 And J.J. was my only light. 571 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:10,623 Then... 572 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,209 he died. 573 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,545 And it was dark again. 574 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,630 Until you. 575 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,176 And then it felt like you were disappearing on me. 576 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,178 But I'm not gone. 577 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:25,889 I'm right here. 578 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:29,017 And maybe... 579 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,895 it's not too late for us. 580 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,523 [Jughead] Tonsils called it in. 581 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:39,986 Oh, my God. 582 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,822 This was my childhood home. 583 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,243 My mom destroyed it. 584 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,545 How the hell did we get here? 585 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,968 When did our lives go from worrying about who's gonna sit next to us on the bus 586 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,553 to drug-lord mothers? 587 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:08,890 And serial-killer fathers. 588 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,435 And unstoppable cults. 589 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,438 [Kevin] This is the emotional climax of the musical. 590 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,274 "Seventeen" captures the longing all the characters feel 591 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,484 for what they've lost. 592 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,820 Their teen innocence. 593 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,578 What are we gonna do? 594 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,503 I've got a crazy idea. 595 00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:41,422 ♪ Let's be normal ♪ 596 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,715 ♪ See bad movies ♪ 597 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,801 ♪ Sneak a beer and watch TV ♪ 598 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,387 ♪ We'll bake brownies ♪ 599 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,805 ♪ Or go bowling ♪ 600 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:54,310 ♪ Don't you want a life with me? ♪ 601 00:30:54,394 --> 00:31:00,817 ♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 602 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:06,781 ♪ That's all I want to do ♪ 603 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:11,035 ♪ If you could let me in ♪ 604 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:16,374 ♪ I could be good with you ♪ 605 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,376 ♪ People hurt us ♪ 606 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:19,878 ♪ Or they vanish ♪ 607 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:23,131 ♪ And you're right That really blows ♪ 608 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,549 ♪ But we let go ♪ 609 00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:26,259 ♪ Take a deep breath ♪ 610 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,220 ♪ Then go buy some summer clothes ♪ 611 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,722 ♪ We'll go camping ♪ 612 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,515 ♪ Play some poker ♪ 613 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:35,602 ♪ And we'll eat some chili fries ♪ 614 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,270 ♪ Maybe prom night ♪ 615 00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:38,563 ♪ Maybe dancing ♪ 616 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:44,152 -♪ Don't stop looking in my eyes ♪ -♪ Your eyes ♪ 617 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:50,575 -♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ -♪ Can't we be 17? ♪ 618 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:56,414 -♪ Is that so hard to do? ♪ -♪ Is that so hard to do? ♪ 619 00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,918 -♪ If you could let me in ♪ -♪ If you could let me in ♪ 620 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:07,175 -♪ I could be good with you ♪ -♪ I could be good with you ♪ 621 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:13,389 -♪ Let us be 17 ♪ -♪ Let us be 17 ♪ 622 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:20,271 -♪ If we still got the right ♪ -♪ If we still got the right ♪ 623 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,858 ♪ So, what's it gonna be? ♪ 624 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,526 ♪ I wanna be with you ♪ 625 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,237 -♪ I wanna be with you ♪ -♪ Wanna be with you ♪ 626 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:34,702 ♪ Tonight ♪ 627 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,547 -♪ You're the one ♪ -♪ You're the one ♪ 628 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:54,263 -♪ I choose ♪ -♪ I choose ♪ 629 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:08,152 Maybe... 630 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:13,074 Maybe we can steal the trailer back, while everyone's at the play. 631 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,660 Arch can lend me the keys to his dad's truck, 632 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:17,870 and I can just move it, get it out of my mom's hands. 633 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,708 Is this idea maybe more emotional than practical? 634 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,878 -Because another thing you could do is-- -What? 635 00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:27,755 You let it go. 636 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,762 [Veronica] Come back home, Daddy. 637 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:38,474 So what if Mom tried to get rid of your drugs? 638 00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:41,894 Do you wanna know the real reason why we're getting a divorce? 639 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,316 I found out that your mother tried to have me killed. 640 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:50,778 Twice. 641 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,116 I can't believe that. 642 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,285 Oh, mija, yes, you can. 643 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:02,123 In fact, I think part of you already knew. 644 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,792 You always say... 645 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,797 family is the most important thing. 646 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:10,882 Family's trust. 647 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,677 You and your mother betrayed me, so... 648 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,138 there is no family anymore. 649 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,775 Veronica, your solo's up. 650 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,529 I was gonna talk about the devastating loneliness 651 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,324 your character feels at this particular moment, 652 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:39,243 but it seems like you're already there, so take it away. 653 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,709 ♪ I float in a boat ♪ 654 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,128 ♪ In a raging black ocean ♪ 655 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,671 ♪ Low in the water ♪ 656 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,633 ♪ And nowhere to go ♪ 657 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,886 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 658 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:01,098 ♪ With people I know ♪ 659 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,310 ♪ Cold, clammy and crowded ♪ 660 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,395 ♪ The people smell desperate ♪ 661 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,022 ♪ We'll sink any minute ♪ 662 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:11,275 ♪ So, someone must go ♪ 663 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,445 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 664 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,949 ♪ With the people I know ♪ 665 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,993 Don't worry, I'm not Parent-Trapping you. 666 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,830 I recognize your irreconcilable differences. 667 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,790 But I do have a request to make. 668 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,712 Come to opening night. Together. 669 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,297 That's all I ask. 670 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:36,300 To make one last happy memory. 671 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,345 ♪ I'm hugging my knees ♪ 672 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:41,681 ♪ And the captain is pointing ♪ 673 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:43,724 ♪ I thought I was captain ♪ 674 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:47,812 ♪ Still, the weakest must go ♪ 675 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,566 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 676 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:58,364 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 677 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:01,826 ♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪ 678 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:08,875 ♪ Full of people I know ♪ 679 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,679 -[Gladys scoffs] -[sighs] 680 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,681 Well, finally. We gotta motor in ten. 681 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,474 -Whoa, what the hell happened? -Are you okay? 682 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,976 I'm fine. It's just some scratches. 683 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,896 -JB, would you pick me out a clean shirt? -Okay. 684 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,066 What, did you piss off a cat in heat? 685 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,695 Some tweaked-out Fizzle-head was playing G&G in the middle of the road. 686 00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:39,780 The candy store is definitely back open, 687 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,116 but I am gonna find whoever's cooking that crap. 688 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,161 [Gladys] Drugs. 689 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,120 It's terrible. 690 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,872 What a nightmare. 691 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,127 Dad, if you're okay, I think Betty and I are gonna ride ahead. 692 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,421 -We'll just meet you at the play. -[FP] Okay. 693 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:58,883 Why? What's going on? 694 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,718 Just a quick stop. 695 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,595 Little pre-show tradition. 696 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,018 Sign my program later? 697 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:12,897 -[boy] Hey, Evelyn. -Hey. 698 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,607 Just... Right here. Thanks. 699 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,359 It's ten minutes to places, cast. 700 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:17,902 [all] Thank you, ten. 701 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,548 [Josie chuckles] 702 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,052 And now for my favorite part. 703 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:44,470 Blot. 704 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,642 Parfait, this color was made for you. We have to get you a tube. 705 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:50,935 [laughs] 706 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:57,775 -Where have you been? -Hi. Sorry. We had to make a quick stop. 707 00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:00,027 What is all over your faces? Soot? 708 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,487 -Get to makeup, stat. -Okay. 709 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:04,198 Betty, make sure he knows his line and choreography for the finale. 710 00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:05,491 -Okay. -My line? 711 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,201 -Yeah. -I'm not part of the cast. 712 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:10,413 No, it's kind of a big statement song now. Kevin wants everyone in it. 713 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:11,914 Don't worry, follow my lead. 714 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,250 It's basically just a costume change. Come on. 715 00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:18,379 ♪ [singing] Listen up, folks War is over ♪ 716 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,007 ♪ Brand-new sheriff's come to town ♪ 717 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,718 ♪ We are done with acting evil ♪ 718 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,429 ♪ We will lay our weapons down ♪ 719 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:29,265 ♪ We're all damaged We're all frightened ♪ 720 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:31,809 ♪ We're all freaks But that's all right ♪ 721 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,312 ♪ We'll endure it We'll survive it ♪ 722 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:38,441 ♪ Martha, are you free tonight? ♪ 723 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:46,907 Jeez. 724 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,746 Talk about watching your childhood go up in flames. 725 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:57,251 Are you okay? 726 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:00,212 I'm surviving. 727 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,342 'Cause you're here with me. 728 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,107 ♪ I can't promise No more Heathers ♪ 729 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,985 ♪ High school may not ever end ♪ 730 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,489 ♪ Still I miss you I'd be honored ♪ 731 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:31,535 -♪ If you'd let me be your friend ♪ -♪ My friend ♪ 732 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:36,957 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 733 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:42,922 ♪ We can learn how to chill ♪ 734 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:47,051 ♪ If no one loves me now ♪ 735 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:52,848 ♪ Someday, somebody will ♪ 736 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:58,020 ♪ We can be 17 ♪ 737 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:03,025 ♪ Still time to make things right ♪ 738 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:06,362 ♪ We want a better world ♪ 739 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,907 ♪ So, why not start tonight? ♪ 740 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:14,829 -♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ -♪ Let's go be 17 ♪ 741 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:18,249 -♪ We can be beautiful ♪ -♪ Take off our shoes and dance ♪ 742 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:22,753 -♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ -♪ Act like we're all still kids ♪ 743 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,506 ♪ 'Cause this may be our final chance ♪ 744 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:29,176 -♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ -♪ Always be 17 ♪ 745 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,555 -♪ We can be beautiful ♪ -♪ Celebrate you and I ♪ 746 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:36,475 -♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ -♪ Maybe we won't grow old ♪ 747 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:41,439 ♪ And maybe then we'll never die ♪ 748 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:46,569 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 749 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:51,115 ♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪ 750 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:53,451 ♪ Beautiful, beautiful ♪ 751 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,912 ♪ Beautiful Beautiful ♪ 752 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,540 ♪ Beautiful Beautiful ♪ 753 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,335 ♪ Beautiful Beautiful ♪ 754 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:10,342 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 755 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:25,816 I knew my dad would like it. 756 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:29,904 [all clapping in unison] it.