1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:03,837 -[narrator] Previously on Riverdale: -[Kevin] The Farm left me. 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:05,505 The worthy ascended. 3 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:08,341 -Where's my mom and Polly? -Gone. Everyone is. 4 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,802 I'm Charles. Your brother. 5 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,054 It's vital that we find your mom ASAP. 6 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:16,307 -Is there anything we can do to help? -Thought you might ask. 7 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,517 Welcome home, Jay-Jay. 8 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,563 -We want your father, not you. -Understood, Agent Ordelia. 9 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,982 -You're under arrest. -For what? 10 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:27,193 For conducting illegal activities at your establishments. 11 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,655 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. 12 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:31,781 Your own husband's. 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,743 This is what I got when I asked my dad about that stupid game. 14 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,203 Been thinking about making some changes to this place. 15 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,873 -I want you to help me run it. -Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,709 [Archie] Fred Andrews will always be a part of Riverdale. 17 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:43,752 I love you so much, Dad. 18 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,797 [Jughead] After Mr. Andrews' funeral, 19 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,550 the rest of summer vacation passed in a surreal haze. 20 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,473 Betty, Veronica and I spent as much time as we could with Archie. 21 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,308 We had dinner at Pop's every night. 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,728 And every day, you could tell he was getting better and better. 23 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,942 I'm not saying he wasn't still heartbroken, the entire town was, 24 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,944 but my pal Archie's a fighter. 25 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:12,072 And by the last day of summer vacation, 26 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,617 while the football field was being mowed for the new season 27 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,037 and the school floors were being buffed to a shine 28 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,791 and banners for the first dance of the year were being hung... 29 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,627 Archie was doing what he does best. 30 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,755 You know, Mad Dog, I was thinking, school starts tomorrow. 31 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,966 What if you came with me? 32 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,888 -Why would I do that? -I don't know, to get your diploma. 33 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:38,848 Don't you want it? 34 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,852 -Hell, yeah. -Okay, then this is your chance. 35 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,272 -Isn't your brother gonna be a freshman? -I don't know. 36 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,441 After everything I've lived through, 37 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,778 I don't think going back to textbooks and cafeteria politics is really my scene. 38 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,279 Yeah, it's not mine, either. 39 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:56,991 But getting that diploma is what my dad wanted, so I'll do it. 40 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,244 Look, we could do it together. 41 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,539 -You could try out for the Bulldogs. -Ooh. A little pigskin. 42 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,706 [both laugh] 43 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,624 -Really? -Really. 44 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,584 [Betty]So, Mom missed another check-in with you? 45 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,587 Yes. But like I said, don't panic. 46 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,923 This isn't the first time she's been late with reports. 47 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:15,468 Well, Charles, what if that means she's been found out? 48 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:19,848 Listen, until she contacts us, you should just focus on being a high school student. 49 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,016 I'll reach out if anything changes. 50 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:27,939 Now that your parents' court date has been set, you need to make a decision. 51 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:32,152 Are you testifying on behalf of your mother or your father, or both? 52 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:33,278 Or neither. 53 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,238 I can be Switzerland. 54 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:40,702 At the very minimum, I recommend you issue a statement of support. 55 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:44,831 -The press will want to know where you-- -No comment. That's my statement. 56 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,208 Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Sowerberry, 57 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,253 I have some last-minute school supply shopping I need to do. 58 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,465 Well, Jay-Jay, which one for the first day of school? 59 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:59,304 Rebellious white after Labor Day or my signature red? 60 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,974 I agree 100 percent. 61 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,644 [Betty] I really can't imagine a better way 62 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,063 to spend our last night of summer vacation. 63 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,440 Isn't it crazy? 64 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,319 In just nine months, life as we know it will be over. 65 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:15,987 No more high school. 66 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,947 No more Blue and Gold. 67 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:21,367 No more heart-to-hearts at the lockers. 68 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,202 Oh, B. Don't be sad. 69 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,204 I'm sorry, guys. 70 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:28,541 I can't help but think, life goes by so fast. 71 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:32,670 And none of us are very good at stopping to savor it. 72 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,133 -But tonight we will be. -Mm-hm. 73 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,222 I think that's our cue, Archiekins. 74 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:55,902 [chuckles] 75 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:59,739 ♪ Don't be cautious, don't be kind ♪ 76 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:04,285 ♪ You committed, I'm your crime ♪ 77 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,372 ♪ Push my button anytime ♪ 78 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,376 ♪ You got your finger on the trigger But your trigger finger's mine ♪ 79 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,671 ♪ By the way ♪ 80 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,841 ♪ You've been uninvited ♪ 81 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,053 ♪ 'Cause all you say ♪ 82 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,975 ♪ Are all the same things I did ♪ 83 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,645 ♪ Copycat trying to cop my manner ♪ 84 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:34,524 ♪ Watch your back When you can't watch mine ♪ 85 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:38,194 ♪ Copycat trying to cop my glamour ♪ 86 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:42,073 ♪ Why so sad, bunny, You can't have mine? ♪ 87 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,255 Archie! I forgot to set the alarm. Get up. We're gonna be late. 88 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,803 -You guys! Wake up! -[Jughead] Huh? 89 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:07,015 We're gonna be late for the first day of senior year. Hurry up. 90 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:20,945 You're late. 91 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,325 -And you are? -I'm Principal Weatherbee's replacement. 92 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:26,784 Mr. Honey. 93 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,914 We apologize for the tardiness, Mr. Honey. It won't happen again. 94 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:36,836 I don't know what kind of a ship Waldo Weatherbee was running around here. 95 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:41,257 Things are gonna be different this year. We'll have order, discipline... 96 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:42,967 consequences. 97 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,762 Now, get out of my sight. 98 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,231 Okay. He sets up the bubble screen for you. 99 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,068 You catch, bam. You run like hell. 100 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,862 -You're one of the fastest we've got. -Coach. 101 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,823 Any chance we can make room for one more Bulldog? 102 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,284 Our lineup's pretty much set. Are you looking to play? 103 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,036 Definitely. If you'll have me on the team. 104 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,372 -So, what's your name? -Munroe. Munroe Moore. 105 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,252 -Come to practice. Show us what you got. -For sure. I'll be there. 106 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,338 This is gonna be the best season ever. 107 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,601 I'm not too late, am I? To sign up for... 108 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,604 I don't know, I was thinking maybe an arts reporter. 109 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:37,730 Kevin. 110 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:39,482 Betty... 111 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,485 I'm also here because... 112 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:48,574 I've been doing a lot of work on myself ever since I was left behind by the Farm 113 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,993 and it's helped me to realize that I don't-- 114 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,497 I don't need the Farm to make me feel whole, 115 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:59,127 but I do need my friends, especially my former best friend. 116 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:07,343 I am... so sorry for the way I treated you while I was under Edgar's spell. 117 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:12,181 Oh, you mean like when you dragged me by my ankles to get a lobotomy? 118 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,016 Yeah, I-- 119 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,520 I'm most ashamed of that. 120 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,231 I hope that I can show you how much I've changed 121 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,732 and I hope... 122 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,570 that I prove to you that you can-- You can trust me again. 123 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,491 I-- I'm so, so sorry, Betty. 124 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,247 Just fill out an application, Kev. 125 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:38,875 And then we'll see. 126 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,004 [Doris] Jughead Jones, 127 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,715 please report to the principal's office. 128 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:49,093 -Jughead Jones, to the principal's office. -[knock on door] 129 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:55,016 -Am I in trouble again? -No. In fact, you have a visitor. 130 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:58,144 I'm Mr. Chipping. It's nice to meet you, Jughead. 131 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,312 Nice to meet you, too. 132 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:03,733 Over the summer, you submitted a short story to a writing contest. 133 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,862 -[sighs] Yeah, I didn't win. -Yeah, I know. I was one of the judges. 134 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,406 I was very impressed with your voice. 135 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,867 And while I couldn't sway my fellow judges, 136 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:17,872 I can offer you an opportunity to come study writing with me. 137 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:20,833 I am a teacher at Stonewall Prep. 138 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,960 You want me to transfer to Stonewall Prep? 139 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:26,005 -It's a tremendous offer, Mr. Jones. -I'm good. 140 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:29,717 But thank you for the visit and for liking my story. 141 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,888 [Veronica] My good news of the day is, 142 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,265 Mrs. Burble said I'm a shoo-in for Harvard. 143 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,560 I mean, obviously. Damn. 144 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:43,648 Guess I better start looking at community colleges in-- Where is Harvard? 145 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,691 Think your mother tried to have your father killed? 146 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,818 -Back off. -Whose side will you choose? 147 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:48,736 Oh, hell, no. 148 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,447 [man 1] What do you think of your father's claims that he's innocent? 149 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:55,785 I'm not having my senior year ruined by a bunch of blood-sucking paparazzi. 150 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,455 Screw it. 151 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,623 [alarm ringing] 152 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,540 Archie. 153 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,669 So much for a quiet senior year. 154 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,337 [man 2] Veronica! Veronica! 155 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,381 [man 3] Veronica, whose side are you on? 156 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:21,018 Mr. Honey, thank you for meeting with us. 157 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:24,230 I, Cheryl Blossom, as student body president, 158 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:28,150 and Antoinette Topaz, as acting student body vice president, 159 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,487 would like to personally welcome you to Riverdale High. 160 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,656 Thank you, ladies. 161 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,450 I was actually going to reach out to you 162 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,079 regarding that back-to-school dance that you've organized. 163 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:41,622 Let's cancel. 164 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:42,999 For why? 165 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,543 At the last student dance, multiple students were murdered. 166 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:49,880 Yes, but that's exactly why we need this dance. 167 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,090 To heal. 168 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:55,761 Mr. Honey, if I may speak from personal experience, 169 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:59,473 the back-to-school dance, after my brother Jason's death, 170 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,560 provided much-needed catharsis. 171 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:04,812 Well, I disagree. 172 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,902 Now, I will only repeat myself once. 173 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,990 There will be no back-to-school dance. 174 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,333 [Archie] Huddle up, guys. All right, Munroe, 175 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,084 let's see if we can catch them napping. 176 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,086 -On one. Ready? -[team] Break! 177 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,004 [boy] Break. 178 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,798 [coach] Watch your man! 179 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:37,261 Attaboy, Reggie! Don't give him an ounce of daylight, all right? 180 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,763 Come on, you hear me? 181 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,389 Blue 34. 182 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,849 Blue 34. 183 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,642 Down, set. Hut! 184 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,691 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:52,568 [Marty] Come on! 186 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:54,945 -Whoo! -[laughs] 187 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,869 Hey! Get over here! 188 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:03,954 Now! 189 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,880 Get over here. What are you doing? 190 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,383 That guy just made you look like a damn fool. 191 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,634 He's fast. 192 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,469 [Marty] It's unacceptable. 193 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,055 That was an embarrassing display. 194 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,892 Go out there. Come on, man! Show me something! 195 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,195 [camera flash clicks] 196 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,115 What the hell? 197 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,911 -Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! -I was... 198 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,205 Vixens! 199 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:50,251 This pervert was taking pictures of us while we changed. 200 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,422 Collecting photos for your sad pubescent spank bank, are you? 201 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,632 No. No. 202 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,885 A reporter from Rumordale.com reached out 203 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,097 and he told me he would pay 500 bucks for a photo of Veronica. 204 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:07,226 -How am I supposed to say no to that? -You just say it, you worm. 205 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:16,444 -Nice job out there, Mad Dog. -Thanks. It's Munroe actually. 206 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,487 Oh, my bad. I thought it was Mad Dog. 207 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,781 Or is that just what they called you in jail? 208 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,496 It was juvie. And your boy Archie was right there with me. 209 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,040 -Is there a problem, guys? -No, bro. We're cool. 210 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,126 Let's settle a bet. 211 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,754 In prison showers, is it true what they say about dropping the soap? 212 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,425 Hey, he's not worth it, dude. Trust me. 213 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,351 -What the hell is wrong with you? -What do you think, Andrews? 214 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,520 I've been captain of the Bulldogs since sophomore year. 215 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:55,024 I don't need some ex-con who showed up last minute stealing my thunder. 216 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:58,486 I saw your dad giving you a hard time, but man up, you're supposed to be captain. 217 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,577 -Hey. -[FP] Hey. 218 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,788 Jug. You know Mr. Chipping. 219 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,166 He was telling me about an offer that he made you. 220 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,336 Yeah. My answer still hasn't changed. 221 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,880 I'm sorry, but I can't go to your school. 222 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,133 If this is about money, I got a few bucks socked away. 223 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,219 No, it's not just about money. 224 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,678 Boy, look me in the eye and tell me 225 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,973 you don't wanna go to a school that recognizes your talent. 226 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,310 Jug, how about this? How about you come take a tour, 227 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,063 see the place for yourself and then make the decision? 228 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,566 -I-- No. I just don't wanna wa-- -You're taking the damn tour. 229 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:39,944 Have a seat. 230 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,033 [Betty] Charles, I'm back. 231 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,328 They ran out of fortune cookies, if you can believe that. 232 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:51,997 Charles? 233 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,190 Wait, what? 234 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,363 Is this what you do when I'm not around, Betty? You read classified information? 235 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:28,117 When were you gonna tell me that you had Kevin under surveillance? 236 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,162 I wasn't. From the get-go, I suspected Kevin hadn't fully cut ties with the Farm. 237 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,373 I started monitoring his phone activity 238 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,585 and it turns out he's been texting with Fangs Fogarty. 239 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,803 I mean, I was hoping that Kevin was done... with the Farm. 240 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889 It seemed like he was done. 241 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,391 This might be a blessing in disguise. 242 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,685 We could use their relationship to our advantage. 243 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,438 In his text, Kevin keeps pushing to meet in person, 244 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,065 but Fangs has been holding him off, saying he can't risk it 245 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,276 unless he has something useful to offer in return. 246 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,988 So, what if we accidentally let slip-- 247 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,783 Some fake intel about our investigation in front of Kevin. 248 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,370 Exactly. Something that'll lure Fangs out of hiding. 249 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,498 The first step is to develop Kevin as an asset. 250 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,043 You think you can do that? 251 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:20,920 One hundred percent. 252 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,673 Cheryl? 253 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,477 You scared me. What were you doing in there? 254 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,689 I was... praying. 255 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,608 Since when are you religious? 256 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,819 I was looking for some divine guidance on how to handle this... 257 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,404 discord with Mr. Honey. 258 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:52,201 And the spirits didn't fail to deliver a hellaciously simple idea. 259 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,120 Instead of throwing a back-to-school dance, 260 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,706 we are hosting a back-to-school party... 261 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,709 right here at this house. 262 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,424 ["Archie's Party" playing] 263 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,344 ♪ Archie's gonna be there ♪ 264 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,137 ♪ Jughead's gonna be there ♪ 265 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,515 ♪ Reggie's gonna be there too ♪ 266 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:19,645 -♪ Archie's parties are out of sight ♪ -♪ Out of sight ♪ 267 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:23,440 -♪ He's gonna have one on Friday night ♪ -♪ Friday night ♪ 268 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,193 ♪ Pick you up about half past eight ♪ 269 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,446 Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the queen bee. 270 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,032 You have no power over me. 271 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,326 ♪ Reggie's gonna be there too ♪ 272 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,996 ♪ Betty's gonna to be there ♪ 273 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,540 ♪ You and me will be there too ♪ 274 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,255 -Hey, are you Forsythe? -Yeah. 275 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,467 Bret Weston Wallis. Mr. Chipping asked me to roll out the red carpet. 276 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,053 -You can just call me Jughead. -I prefer Forsythe. 277 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,597 -Who's your friend? -Betty Cooper. 278 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,517 Cute. Very Sweet Valley High. 279 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,686 Let me give you some stats. 280 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:06,358 Our faculty holds 132 masters degrees and 28 doctoral degrees, 281 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,360 which sounds impressive, but the truth is 282 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,863 most of our teachers are hopelessly out of touch. 283 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,490 Except for Mr. Chipping, he's cool. And I'm not just saying that 284 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,160 because he's coming. Mr. Chipping, how's it hanging? 285 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,788 Bret, don't let me interrupt you, but I wanted to invite Jughead 286 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,540 to sit in on a salon with us. 287 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,418 If I'm not mistaken, we're focusing on Moby-Dick tomorrow. 288 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,003 Great. That's one of my favorites. 289 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,422 -See you tomorrow, Mr. Jones. -Definitely. 290 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,301 Betty, you can come, too. I bet you've got a lot to say about Moby-Dick. 291 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,095 No. No, I don't. 292 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,099 And I think I've gotten my fill of this place already, so... 293 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,479 It is a lot to digest. Speaking of which, the cafeteria. 294 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:46,523 We've got vegan, keto vegan, raw keto vegan... 295 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,198 I don't like drama, Miss Lodge. 296 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,701 Neither do I, Mr. Honey. 297 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:03,540 And yet there's this article Rumordale.com published about you this morning 298 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,875 promising drama. 299 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,544 -I'm assuming you've read that. -No. 300 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,131 I've been avoiding the tabloids these past few months. 301 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,551 An unnamed inside source that worked at your night club 302 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,930 is claiming that you, in fact, 303 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,683 are responsible for the crimes that your father allegedly committed. 304 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,486 Fascinating. 305 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,364 Your point, Mr. Honey? 306 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:40,202 I was just wondering if you shouldn't take a sabbatical from Riverdale High. 307 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,498 Until you can get all these personal matters of yours... sorted. 308 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,631 [laughing] 309 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,425 Oh, man. I have missed hanging out with you, Betty. 310 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,555 I was thinking back to freshman year. You talked about crushing on Archie 311 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,308 and I would talk about whatever weird Grind'em hookup I just had. 312 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,769 -Or not had. -That I remember. 313 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,862 Kev, I think the reason I was cold earlier... 314 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:23,078 I mean, as you know, my mom and Polly are still at the Farm. 315 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,790 And my half-brother is investigating them. 316 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,501 -Yeah. Charles? -Yeah. 317 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,337 -Right? Yeah. -Anyways, today, finally... 318 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,132 there was a break in the case. 319 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,135 Really? What? 320 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,763 The FBI found a witness 321 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,975 who's willing to testify against the Farm. 322 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,396 Charles says it may finally break open the case. 323 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:50,731 -Wow. -Yeah. 324 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,316 That is... 325 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,694 Cheers. 326 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,495 Kevin. 327 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,040 [laughs] Fangs. Hey. 328 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,755 Can I at least hug you? I miss you so much. 329 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,256 I've missed you, too. 330 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,302 But first, you said you had some information for me? 331 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,553 Yeah, there's a... 332 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,722 There's a witness. 333 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,433 The FBI found someone who is ready to come forward against Edgar. 334 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,101 Who's the witness? 335 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,731 I-- I don't-- I don't know. I didn't get a name. But... 336 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:38,028 Information's not the only reason why you wanted to meet me, right? 337 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,448 Kevin, Edgar and the rest of the Farm don't think you can be trusted. 338 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,494 Of course, I mean, if you found out who the witness was, 339 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,329 I mean, that might change things. 340 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,290 Get the name... and then we can be together. 341 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,626 Yeah. I'll try. 342 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,627 Good. 343 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,089 You know how to reach me. 344 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,352 -Betty... -You are so messed up, Kevin. 345 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:18,443 Reggie, Mr. Honey is riding my ass about this article on Rumordale.com. 346 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,779 About me, about La Bonne Nuit. 347 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,366 An inside source with intimate knowledge of my business 348 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,660 claims that I'm the criminal kingpin, not my father. 349 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,328 Was it you, Reggie? 350 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,872 Are you the quote-unquote "inside source"? 351 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,333 Is that why you're hiding behind those shades? 352 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,837 I didn't say a word to the press. 353 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,672 Oh, my God. Reggie, your eye. 354 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,674 But maybe you should ask your old man. 355 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,596 [Archie] So, did Reggie admit to leaking the story? 356 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:47,931 No. 357 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:49,725 He didn't do it. 358 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,478 Archie... 359 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,106 Reggie had a black eye. 360 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,318 And it wasn't the first time, either. 361 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,237 -Oh, from practice you mean? -No. 362 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:03,864 No, I think... 363 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,326 No, I know. 364 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,830 Reggie's dad hits him. 365 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,341 Kevin, you lied to me. 366 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,302 You told me that you wanted to be my friend, 367 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,095 and then you go out into the woods 368 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,557 for some secret tryst with your cult boyfriend. 369 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,727 I'm-- I'm sorry for-- For everything. 370 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,396 I-- I truly do miss being your friend. 371 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,899 You betrayed Betty after she gave you a chance. 372 00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:42,194 Yeah, I-- I wasn't thinking clearly. I just wanted to see Fangs. 373 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:45,197 No, you wanted to trade information so you could get back 374 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,115 -in the good graces of the Farm. -No. 375 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,576 -You're still one of them. -I'm not. I swear, I'm not a part 376 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:54,247 of anything. And you, you, Betty, you ignored me all summer, okay? 377 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,208 And I-- I understand. 378 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,292 But I was alone. 379 00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:00,253 At least Fangs texted me back. 380 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,048 He's all I have. 381 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,470 Can we have a word? 382 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,400 He's useless. We gotta cut him loose. 383 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:27,030 No, Charles, I-- I believe Kevin, okay? 384 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,908 I saw them in the woods. I think he'll help us. 385 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,786 No. We're not gonna get anywhere with him. He's traumatized. 386 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,664 -He's lonely. -Listen, I'm sorry, Betty. 387 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,375 We'll find another way to get Alice back. 388 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,584 [whistle blows] 389 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,503 -[girls cheering] -[Marty] Let's go, Reggie! 390 00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:42,587 Blue 18. 391 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,339 Blue 18. 392 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,509 Down, set, hut! 393 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,806 Get it, get it, get it! 394 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,518 -[Marty] Come on! -[whistle blows] 395 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,229 All right, guys, hit the shower. Practice is over. 396 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,276 [Marty] Hey! Get over here! 397 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:08,071 -What the hell are you doing? -Dad, Dad, it just slipped. 398 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,197 It slipped? 399 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,783 It won't happen again, I promise. 400 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:15,036 -If it does, so help me. I will come-- -[Archie] What? 401 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,457 You're gonna hit him again? Give him another black eye? 402 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,209 -What have you been saying? -Nothing, Dad. 403 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,003 Andrews, this is none of your business. 404 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,839 Reggie works his ass off on this field while you stand here and yell. 405 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:28,341 We all have to listen to it. So, get the hell out of here. 406 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,969 -Go, or I'll throw you out myself. -[Reggie] Back off, Andrews! 407 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,473 Reggie, your dad has no right to treat you like this. 408 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,310 [coach] Hey. Hey. Hey! Knock it off, you two. 409 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,562 Hey, knock it off! Knock it off! 410 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,148 You're dead to me, Andrews! Dead! 411 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,740 Go. Go! 412 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,163 [bell rings] 413 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,582 [Bret] Hey, Forsythe. 414 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,417 Guys, this is that kid from Riverdale. 415 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,045 Forsythe, this is Donna, Jonathan, Joan. 416 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:09,132 Good afternoon, seekers of knowledge. Why are we not sitting? 417 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,429 Now then, Moby-Dick... 418 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,559 -Hmm? -It's well-done, obviously, 419 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,271 but it highlights a problem that I have with the syllabus. 420 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,399 Do we really need to hear this narrative again? 421 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,402 Right. Because the only authors we're allowed to like now 422 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,196 are those who've lived an unblemished life. 423 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:32,113 I'm fine with that. 424 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,741 Guys, guys, guys, let's get back on topic. 425 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:39,746 Now, what do you think that the whale symbolizes? 426 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:41,998 Nothing. 427 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,420 Care to elaborate on that, Mr. Jones? 428 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:54,052 Well, it's pretty well-established that Melville hated allegory. 429 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,597 I mean, he's quoted as saying that his biggest fear was Moby-Dick 430 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,058 -would be seen as a fable. -[Chipping] Any rebuttals? 431 00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:05,772 -[buzzer sounds] -[door opens] 432 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,482 [door thuds] 433 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,570 Breaking out the blond wig, I see. 434 00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:17,033 Yes. That's the only way I can get around without being harassed by the paparazzi. 435 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,829 But then you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? 436 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,708 Oh, are you receiving some blowback from lying through your teeth 437 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,168 to get me arrested? How unfortunate. 438 00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:29,254 Why'd you leak the story? 439 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,340 Was it a desperate ploy to get me to come see you? 440 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:35,051 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes. 441 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:39,723 I merely told the truth. I told the world what you are. 442 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,268 A Lodge... through and through. 443 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:46,730 Deal with it. 444 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:48,690 [replaces receiver] 445 00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:50,900 -[door opens] -[buzzer sounds] 446 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,236 ♪ Just know, if you cross her Then you cross me ♪ 447 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,864 ♪ Cross me, cross me If you, if you, if you ♪ 448 00:26:55,947 --> 00:27:00,618 ♪ If you cross her Then you cross me ♪ 449 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,413 ♪ And nobody's coming close, yeah ♪ 450 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:06,416 ♪ And I think that you should know that If you cross her ♪ 451 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,459 [tapping on glass] 452 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,005 My esteemed guests, may I have your attention, please? 453 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,175 Students of Riverdale, we have a new enemy in our midst. 454 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,844 This killjoy is our new principal, Mr. Honey. 455 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,680 [students murmuring and booing] 456 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,390 However, never fear. 457 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,810 I, as your student body president, will make sure 458 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,604 that he's beheaded by homecoming... 459 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,940 or my name isn't Cheryl Marjorie Blossom. 460 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,818 [all cheering] 461 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,742 ♪ Better do that shit without a flirt Gotta respect... ♪ 462 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,452 -[Jughead] Your drinks, ladies. -Thank you. 463 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,620 [Veronica speaks in French] 464 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:47,123 So... what's this I hear about you transferring? 465 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,711 Jug is being recruited by Stonewall Prep. 466 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,464 How was the salon today, by the way? 467 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:58,885 Shocked to say, I actually enjoyed it. And the kids have actually read Moby-Dick. 468 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,222 Jughead, there is no school more nihilistic 469 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,681 and/or privileged than Stonewall. 470 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:07,143 Besides, why would you wanna leave your lovely girlfriend here? 471 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,772 Jug, we would make anything work. Okay? 472 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,149 But I would miss you. 473 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,361 Trust me when I say you would be miserable. 474 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,738 I'm just trying to keep an open mind, is all. 475 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:33,628 Excuse me. What are you doing down here? 476 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,381 -What's up? -This hallway is off-limits. 477 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:39,134 The locked door at the top of the stairs should have been a hint. 478 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,136 Yeah, the line to the bathroom was too long. 479 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,972 -I was looking for another one. -Then get thee to the barn 480 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,265 with the other animals. 481 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,941 [crowd chattering and music playing] 482 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,781 -Kev. Hey. -Hey. 483 00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:07,287 I'm sorry that we interrogated you. 484 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,957 It's okay. I get it. You're trying to save your mom. 485 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,127 Yeah. 486 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,967 What I'm about to tell you... 487 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,721 puts everything on the line. 488 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,806 But I believe in you. 489 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:29,851 What are you talking about? 490 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,231 My mom isn't just at the Farm. 491 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,277 She's undercover at the Farm. 492 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,280 She's been sending us messages all summer, but she stopped 493 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:44,532 and I'm worried that she may be in trouble. 494 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:46,576 Oh, my God, Betty. 495 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:50,246 And I know that you can turn around and tell Fangs everything, 496 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:53,416 but I'm choosing to believe that our friendship runs deeper 497 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,335 than Edgar's brainwashing. 498 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,879 It-- It-- It does. 499 00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:02,801 Kev, I need you to ask Fangs to meet with you again 500 00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:05,178 so he can tell you where Edgar is hiding. 501 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,555 -He won't. -He will if you have information 502 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,473 to give him. 503 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:12,477 Like the name of the FBI witness who doesn't actually exist, by the way, 504 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,729 but we can give him a fake name. 505 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,900 -Like who? -Like Penelope Blossom. 506 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,778 Kev, will you do this? Will you help me? 507 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:23,905 Will you help my mom? 508 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,449 Of course, Betty. 509 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,620 [crowd chattering and music playing] 510 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:33,289 Yo. 511 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,416 Who invited you, new guy? 512 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,669 Dude, Reggie, lay off. 513 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,964 Cheryl, you know this guy? 514 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,050 No. But I certainly don't object to him being here. 515 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,969 Which is more than I can say for you. 516 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:49,347 So, what you're saying is, Mad Dog here crashed. 517 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,683 -[tires screech] -[sirens wailing] 518 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,018 Wonderful. And now the po-po has arrived. 519 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,398 [FP] Party's over. Everybody go home. 520 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:00,483 Go home! Move! 521 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:06,573 Jughead, boy, you better not be drinking whatever's in that cup. 522 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:11,077 Sheriff Jones. Someone get this man a beer. 523 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,413 You wanna see the inside of the drunk tank tonight, Mantle? 524 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,998 I'll take him home, Mr. Jones. 525 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:19,878 What are the charges, Sheriff Jones, if one might ask? 526 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,630 Someone called the station about the noise. 527 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:23,798 Impossible. 528 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,426 All of Thistlehouse's neighbors are either deaf or dead. 529 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:31,806 -Who exactly made this absurd complaint? -Someone named... Honey. 530 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,474 Party's over, Cheryl. 531 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:47,113 Reg, I think I already know, but how'd you get the black eye? 532 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,493 What do you want me to say, huh? 533 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,372 That my dad hits me? 534 00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,335 That he beats the crap out of me over the stupidest things? 535 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:03,755 That he's been doing it for as long as I can remember? 536 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,675 I'm sorry, Reg. I really am. 537 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:14,098 I was always so jealous of the relationship you had with your dad. 538 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,769 No matter what you wanted to do, he always stuck by you. 539 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,064 I have no idea what that feels like. 540 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,320 And when your dad died... 541 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:30,907 all I kept thinking was, 542 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,493 what if it had been my old man instead? 543 00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:44,712 So, what can we do? Or what can I do? 544 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,589 You've already done enough, man. 545 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,424 You called him out. 546 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:50,885 Now it's on me. 547 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,099 I gotta take a stand. 548 00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:58,726 So, what are you thinking? 549 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,770 [door rattling] 550 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:04,816 [Archie] Bro, are you sure about this? 551 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:09,779 Sometimes I think he loves this car more than he does me. 552 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:13,199 I mean, you could just-- You could talk to him. 553 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,325 I've tried. 554 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:15,785 He doesn't listen. 555 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:19,622 It's time he starts to listen. 556 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,547 Holy hell, Reg. 557 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:28,798 That'll bring this to a head. 558 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,927 It's okay, Archie. I outweigh him by 50 pounds. 559 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,733 Okay, everyone, I trust you all completed your summer reading. 560 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:53,948 Who wants to read the first section out loud for us? 561 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,618 Anyone? 562 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:00,455 Alrighty then. 563 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,083 I'll start and you follow along. 564 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,544 "Understanding Literature. 565 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,590 Chapter 6, English Drama. 566 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:17,263 One of the great works of the Elizabethan age, Romeo and Juliet, 567 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,349 is a tragic romance... 568 00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:22,351 emblematic... 569 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:27,899 -of both Shakespeare's early period... -I can't take this. 570 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:29,233 Come with me right now. 571 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,818 ...and of Western drama... 572 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:34,530 in the 16th and 17th centuries. 573 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,199 Basic..." 574 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,575 Okay. What's going on? 575 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,660 You should go to Stonewall Prep, Jug. 576 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:43,247 I hate saying that, but it's the chance of a lifetime, 577 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:47,293 and you should take it, okay? So, you should go before I change my mind. 578 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,129 -What about--? -Don't worry about us. We'll make it work. 579 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,839 We've been through way worse. 580 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,467 Just go pack up your stuff. I'll handle everything here, okay? 581 00:34:58,471 --> 00:34:59,680 Go. Run. 582 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:09,107 How'd your old man react to his car? 583 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,609 Uh... 584 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,113 It... It did what it was supposed to do. 585 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:19,534 It got us talking. And I said some things he needed to hear. 586 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:24,163 And I don't think he'll be coming around to practices anymore. 587 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,003 Bros? 588 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,297 Bros for life. 589 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,474 [reporters clamoring] 590 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,228 [pounding on door] 591 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,272 [muffled reporters clamoring] 592 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,734 [pounding on door continues] 593 00:36:02,201 --> 00:36:03,619 -Okay. -[reporters clamoring] 594 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,997 Fine. You win. 595 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,625 You wanna know where I stand? All right. 596 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:14,213 I will give my first, last and only press conference 597 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:18,301 on the subject of my parents tonight at La Bonne Nuit speakeasy. 598 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,344 After a special performance. 599 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,847 ["All That Jazz" playing] 600 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:28,561 ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town ♪ 601 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:34,317 ♪ And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees ♪ 602 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,485 ♪ And roll my stockings down ♪ 603 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:40,698 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 604 00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:44,452 ♪ Start the car I know a whoopie spot ♪ 605 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:48,414 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪ 606 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:52,501 ♪ It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl ♪ 607 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:54,545 ♪ And all ♪ 608 00:36:55,212 --> 00:37:00,176 ♪ That jazz ♪ 609 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,221 I'm no stranger to scandal. That's what it means to be a Lodge. 610 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,015 I love my parents. 611 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,976 And because I love them, I trusted them. 612 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:13,356 And all those nefarious things Rumordale.com accused me of doing, 613 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,775 yes, I did them. 614 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:20,071 I did them under duress because my father threatened me. 615 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:25,576 And like the good, dutiful daughter, I did what I was told by Hiram Lodge. 616 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,163 ♪ Find a flask We're playing fast and loose ♪ 617 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,708 ♪ And all that jazz 618 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,670 ♪ Right up here Is where I store the juice ♪ 619 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:40,841 ♪ And all that jazz Come on, babe ♪ 620 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,551 ♪ We're gonna brush the sky ♪ 621 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,930 ♪ I bet you lucky Lindy Never flew so high ♪ 622 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:49,600 ♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear ♪ 623 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:53,187 ♪ To all that ♪ 624 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,899 ♪ Jazz ♪ 625 00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:59,819 You wanna know who I'm standing with in the upcoming trials? 626 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:02,321 Neither of them. 627 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:08,703 From this day forward, I stand only with and for myself. 628 00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,081 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪ 629 00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,293 ♪ But, oh, I love my life ♪ 630 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,171 ♪ And all ♪ 631 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:23,426 ♪ That ♪ 632 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:27,013 ♪ Jazz ♪ 633 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:28,764 ♪ That jazz ♪ 634 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,107 -Is that your Harvard application? -It is. 635 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,152 But I'm thinking of making a change before sending it in. 636 00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:48,951 The Lodge name is tainted, like Madoff or Corleone. 637 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:54,040 But my mother's maiden name, Gomez, I think I could work with that. 638 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,667 So, I would be dating Veronica Gomez now? 639 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,795 -Mm-hm. -Yeah? What's she like? 640 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:00,755 I don't know. 641 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:03,424 We're gonna find out. 642 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,639 Why, what's the matter, Miss Bell? 643 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:12,808 Just be careful, Cheryl. 644 00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:14,685 [bees buzzing] 645 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,648 Golly, what a mess. Hope you're not allergic, Mr. Honey. 646 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,277 Toodles. 647 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,074 What's happening? Have you heard from Mom? 648 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,702 No. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe we should roll the dice with Kevin. 649 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,708 Um, I already have. 650 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:41,545 I gave him the name of our fake witness, Penelope Blossom. 651 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:47,885 Betty... you didn't say anything about Alice, did you? 652 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:56,227 You revealed the name of an active undercover FBI agent 653 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,270 to a screwed-up kid? Why? 654 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,232 Because I trust Kevin, okay? I wanted to be honest with him. 655 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:04,318 -He will find out where Edgar is-- -Betty, it worked. 656 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,071 -Kev, you're back. Hey. -Yeah. 657 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:11,200 I connected with Fangs, told him about Penelope Blossom 658 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:14,995 and he led me to where the Farm is staying. It's an abandoned motel 659 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,205 beyond the Maple Barrens. 660 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:21,168 -Okay, did you see my mom? Is she okay? -I didn't. I'm sorry. But I did see Edgar. 661 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,254 And Betty, he's armed. 662 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:27,675 There were guns, and he's building something and-- 663 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,886 Edgar's digging in. He's getting ready for war. 664 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:34,723 Well, we have to go. We have to get in there and save our mom. 665 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,149 Well, well, well... 666 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,067 [sighs] 667 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:48,946 -Do I look like a jerk? -No, you look like a gentleman. 668 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,535 Stonewall's not too far and I'll be back every weekend. 669 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:58,706 Hey. I'm glad you accepted Chipping's offer. 670 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,293 -You're sort of a legacy there, you know? -What do you mean? 671 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,086 Well, your grandpa, Forsythe I, 672 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,464 actually went to Stonewall Prep for a couple of months 673 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,798 till he dropped out. 674 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,009 What happened? Why didn't you tell me this sooner? 675 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,679 Well, it's ancient history. But he quit at everything, including me. 676 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:15,723 Went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. 677 00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:20,769 Anyway, I didn't mention it because I wanted this to be your decision 678 00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:23,439 without my old man's shadow hanging over you. 679 00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:26,233 It's a chance for you to do something good... for yourself. 680 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,651 And I'm proud of you, son. 681 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,655 It's gonna be a good year, a really good year. 682 00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:35,534 [dogs barking] 683 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:37,036 -Jughead! -[all] Jughead! 684 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,913 -[FP] Jug! -[all] Jughead! 685 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,956 -[FP] Jug! -Jug! 686 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,000 -[FP] Jughead! -[girl] Jughead! 687 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,627 [boy] Jughead! Where are you, man? 688 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:45,794 [FP] Jughead! 689 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,922 [all shouting] 690 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,256 [FP] Jughead!