1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:02,669 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale: 2 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:03,837 Jughead? 3 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:05,213 Moose. 4 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:08,258 What the hell? Wait, are you my roommate? 5 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:11,219 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. 6 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,429 Your own husband's. 7 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:17,267 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes. I told the world what you are. 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,309 Deal with it. 9 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:21,646 I think you'd make an excellent candidate for the Junior FBI training program. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,441 So are you warming up to our half brother now? 11 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,775 [Betty] Yeah. Kind of. 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,069 [Jughead] I'm just glad that Charles was there for you. 13 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,447 [Munroe] Didn't you say we'd turn this place into a community center? 14 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,489 [Archie] Feels like it's time. 15 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,076 No one is safe here. Is that really the town that you wanna invest in? 16 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,704 You're not considering fighting crime in those tights, are you? 17 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,039 Of course not. 18 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:41,791 I'm gonna need a mask. 19 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,171 [Jughead] They say every town gets the hero it deserves. 20 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,381 Riverdale's was Archie Andrews. 21 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,761 High school athlete by day, would-be crime fighter by night, 22 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,096 patrolling the shadows of Sketch Alley 23 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,308 down by the Southside Docks where Archie's community center is. 24 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:02,270 You wouldn't wanna be caught there too long after dark. 25 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,980 That's when the rats came out. 26 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:13,990 [woman shrieks] 27 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,294 -Here. -Stay away from me! 28 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,754 [groaning] 29 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:34,969 All in all, not an auspicious second outing 30 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,138 for Riverdale's dark-suited vigilante. 31 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,267 [school bell rings] 32 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,603 And speaking of crime-fighting... 33 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,232 Kev, what are your after-school plans? 34 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,484 Cruising the bathrooms at Sheds and Royal. 35 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:53,488 Perfect. Then you can join me for my first Junior FBI class. 36 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,032 The one that your hot half brother's teaching? 37 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,744 Yes. I asked Charles if you could enroll and he said everyone's welcome. 38 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,622 Remind me, is your brother gay or straight? 39 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,584 I actually have no idea. 40 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,003 But seniors from a bunch of different high schools signed up, 41 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:12,674 so who knows, maybe you'll meet a cute, gay FBI agent-in-training. 42 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:14,801 I'm in. When and where? 43 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,346 It seems that the district attorney is pinning her entire case 44 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,307 on linking you to Hiram's would-be murderer, Tall Boy Petite. 45 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,851 Which is absurd. 46 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,395 I've never even had any interaction with the man. 47 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,815 There is still the issue of the large sum of money the police found 48 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,150 in your monogrammed Tucci bag in Tall Boy's apartment. 49 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,111 Obviously, Hiram planted it there to frame me. 50 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:37,156 FP will testify that he searched Tall Boy's apartment right after he died. 51 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,076 He'll swear that there was no bag of money in evidence at that time. 52 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,328 This week is insane. 53 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,040 I've got two papers due, your trial is starting, 54 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,667 Daddy's trial is around the corner... 55 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:51,087 I've heard the federal prosecutor's going after your father pretty hard. 56 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,840 Oh, I know, I've been meeting with her on the DL. 57 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,842 Goals for this week? 58 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:59,804 Get Mom out of jail and make sure Daddy stays rotting in his. 59 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:01,890 [Donna] What are you working on? 60 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,684 The same thing as when you drugged me, Donna. 61 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,562 Except this time, I actually found something. 62 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,647 The Stonewall Four is supposed to be an urban legend, 63 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,816 but when I checked the town paper, 64 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:15,445 four people had actually gone missing over the last 30 years. 65 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,946 It's exactly what happened to Moose. 66 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:21,034 Marmaduke is fine. He's just busy in basic training. 67 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:22,535 Look. 68 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:24,954 We've been texting. 69 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,460 [Chipping] You guys are in for a treat. 70 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,963 Advanced copies of my latest novel. 71 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,467 Doesn't hit stores till Christmas, so no spoilers. 72 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,472 Wait, Mr. Chipping, you wrote a Baxter Brothers mystery? 73 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,390 Are you Franklin P. Paxton? 74 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,977 I am. Well, it's my nom de plume. 75 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:51,439 But The Secret of the Old Windmill came out like, what, decades ago? 76 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:52,440 How is that possible? 77 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:56,694 I am merely the latest in a long line of ghostwriters over the decades. 78 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,948 My mind is blown. I used to love these books when I was a kid. 79 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:03,201 They were my gateway drug into serious crime fiction. 80 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,452 [scoffs] 81 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,622 [Chipping] Well, then you're in luck. 82 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,999 To celebrate the publication of Ten Little Boy Scouts, 83 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,794 Stonewall Prep is throwing me a little wine and cheese, 84 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,379 to which you are all invited. 85 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,632 As are the previous ghostwriters. 86 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,970 [door bells jingle] 87 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,638 ♪ Things I said I'd do ♪ 88 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:25,932 What's wrong, Pop? 89 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,601 It's a subpoena. 90 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,271 From your father's defense team. 91 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,355 Oh, no. 92 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,943 They'll probably ask if you doctored La Bonne Nuit's books 93 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:38,236 to make my father look guilty. 94 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,362 Which I did. 95 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,199 And I have no regrets about that, Veronica, you needed the help. 96 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,786 But I cannot place my hand on a Bible and say otherwise. 97 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,622 Let me get into it with the federal prosecutor. 98 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,375 Don't worry, I won't let you get caught up in this. 99 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,964 Just when I thought you couldn't possibly go any lower, 100 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,674 you prove me wrong, Daddy. 101 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:03,761 Pop Tate is a good man. There is no need to drag him into the mess of your trial. 102 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,346 I'm fighting for my freedom. 103 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,182 And to be clear, I didn't drag Pop into this, you did. 104 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,268 Because you were extorting me. 105 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,812 You can spare Pop and end this right now, mija. 106 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,982 Come clean to the feds, admit you framed me. 107 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:19,277 -Hard pass. -Then I'll be seeing Pop Tate in court. 108 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:24,198 And tell your mom good luck on her case. I'll be rooting for her. 109 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:32,373 We have a problem. If Pop takes the stand, he'll tell the truth. 110 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:33,875 And before you ask, 111 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,295 no, Ms. Federal Prosecutor, I won't tell Pop to lie. 112 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,464 Your father's broken many laws. 113 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:43,176 But those books you provided the FBI proving Hiram's guilt 114 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,678 -are at the heart of our case. -Call me as a witness. 115 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,849 I'll testify that I was the one who tasked Pop with doctoring the books 116 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:53,519 as a last resort because my father was extorting me, which is the truth. 117 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:02,153 Once I do that, I doubt they'll wanna spend much time talking about any books. 118 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:06,574 Okay. Meanwhile, good luck with your mother's case. 119 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,455 For our first session, thought we'd start in the deep end of the swimming pool. 120 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:13,873 With serial killers. 121 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,793 Your half brother is so hot. 122 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,171 I've put together a little exercise to kick us off. 123 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:25,426 This is a crime scene where six victims were found buried along a riverbank 124 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,636 in the Pacific Northwest. 125 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,722 Before I start filling in the details, 126 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,392 any guesses on which one of these men is the murderer? 127 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,189 It's the third man. 128 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,567 That's correct, Betty. How did you know that? 129 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,196 I don't know, just intuition? 130 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:46,906 Okay, then. 131 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,200 Let's try another one. 132 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,411 Which one's the serial killer? 133 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,083 The term "serial killer" is relatively new. 134 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,210 It wasn't until the 1970s 135 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:02,046 that the phrase "serial murderer" or "serial homicide"-- 136 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,548 It's the one in the middle. 137 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,550 Correct again. 138 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,010 Your intuition is like a sixth sense. 139 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,096 Let's go again. 140 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,976 When defining a serial killer, 141 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:18,062 it usually refers to someone who committed three or more murders-- 142 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,313 None of them did it. 143 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,107 Excellent work, Betty. 144 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,318 Not many people have that kind of raw instinct. 145 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,320 You're like Beautiful Mind, but... 146 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,322 for serial killers. 147 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:32,577 Can any of you guess what the murderers all have in common? 148 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,746 Nothing. Isn't that kind of the point? 149 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,791 They all have one thing in common. 150 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,335 A specific set of genes. 151 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,840 [Alice] They discovered that you have the MAOA 152 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,677 -and the CDH13 genes. -CDH13, also known as-- 153 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,512 The serial killer genes. 154 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:04,108 Hey, Dad, have you seen my Baxter Brothers books? 155 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,360 I swear I took them out of the trailer before it burned. 156 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,779 I don't know. Might have thrown them away. 157 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,324 You threw away my books? 158 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,368 Calm down. Before you accuse me of book-burning, 159 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,871 why don't you check the storage room in the basement? 160 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,544 I used to worship these guys. 161 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,547 Other kids wanted to be superheroes, I wanted to be a Baxter Brother. 162 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,301 Oh, my God, they used to do crossovers with Tracy True. 163 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,553 -Those were my favorite, remember? -[Jughead] Yeah. 164 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,972 My dad used to get me one of these each year for my birthday. 165 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,515 Hey, Dad, why'd you stop? 166 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,394 You outgrew them, boy. 167 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,521 I gotta run. 168 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,191 I'm never gonna outgrow these books. 169 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,902 -[Betty chuckles] -[Jughead] This was my favorite. 170 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,408 [boy snoring] 171 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,453 [Bret] Mm. Jones, lights out. 172 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,372 Some of us are trying to sleep. 173 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,021 [yawns] 174 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,982 Late night, Red? 175 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,693 Algebra 3 is kicking my ass this year. 176 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,278 [man] One of you named Archie? 177 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:32,613 Yeah, that's me. 178 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,240 This kid says you'll vouch for him. 179 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,534 That's Toby, he hangs out here. Is there a problem? 180 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,370 Yeah. He was shoplifting in my convenience store. 181 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,579 I was reading comics. 182 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,916 You were loitering and then you started to put this comic book in your jacket. 183 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,502 Why don't I pay for whatever that comic book costs? 184 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,753 Four ninety-nine. 185 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,173 I don't want any of your delinquents stepping foot in my shop. 186 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,510 It's bad enough we have to walk by this halfway house. 187 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,265 [Munroe] Keep the change. 188 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:02,893 Grab a brush. 189 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,112 Here is the hero of the hour. 190 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,115 Class, this is Francis J. DuPont, 191 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,909 the originator of the Baxter Brothers franchise 192 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,204 and the very first Franklin P. Paxton. 193 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:26,042 Francis, this is Bret, Joan, Jonathan, Donna and Jughead. 194 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,251 Jughead? 195 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,463 -Is that a nickname? -Yes, sir. It is. 196 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,715 And it's an honor to meet you. 197 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,760 I didn't have the greatest home life growing up, 198 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,096 but your books really helped me through it. 199 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,683 Jughead is the newest addition 200 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,312 to the most promising group of students I've ever taught. 201 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:49,982 Really? Well, is the successor amongst us, then? 202 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,692 Successor for what? 203 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,279 Chipping has written the last four Baxter Brothers books. 204 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,114 It's time he pass on the torch. 205 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:01,243 Therefore, we're on the hunt for the next ghostwriter to continue the franchise. 206 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,914 -You're going to pick one of us? -Keep it in your pants, Jones. 207 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,624 Every Baxter Brothers author, 208 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,752 beginning with Mr. DuPont himself, has gone to Stonewall Prep. 209 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,089 We're always looking for young and clever minds 210 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,424 to keep our adventures fresh and relevant. 211 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,053 If you're interested in the job, you'll have to write the first three chapters 212 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:22,890 of the next Baxter Brothers novel and an outline for the rest of it. 213 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,350 [Bret] Obviously, I'm winning this. 214 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,228 Is there any particular style or subject area? 215 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,732 We have not yet decided on a theme, but we'll let you know. 216 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,366 I pulled your files, Miss Cooper. 217 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:45,788 I can confirm that you do have the MAOA and CDH13 genes. 218 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,545 All good. Nothing to worry about. I don't have the genes. 219 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,381 See, I told you. What a relief. 220 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,606 You gotta be kidding me. 221 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,033 Hey, get the hell away from that car! 222 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,302 Who are you? 223 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,769 You run with Dodger? 224 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,772 Get the hell out of here. Go! 225 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,317 Tell him it's over. Tell him he's done for! 226 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,084 All right, listen up. 227 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,130 Sheriff Jones gave us a call. 228 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,300 Apparently, some of Dodger's crew was stealing hubcaps last night. 229 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,552 He suspects it was someone from this center. 230 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,514 I gave him my word that it wasn't any of you guys, and I hope that's true. 231 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,474 Anyone running with Dodger's crew 232 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,727 is going to end up in juvie or in an early grave. 233 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,729 Trust us, you don't wanna go to juvie. 234 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,857 If even one of you guys gets arrested, this whole place gets shut down. 235 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,861 So, new rule: If you run with Dodger's crew, then you're not welcome here. 236 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,738 That's it. No exceptions. 237 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,198 Any questions? 238 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,824 Yeah, I got a question. 239 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,035 Aren't you guys seniors? 240 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,204 What happens when you graduate and go to college? 241 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,123 That's months away. 242 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,168 But what happens? You said it yourself, they're trying to shut you down. 243 00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:00,214 Why? Because of us. Because no one wants us. At least Dodger cares. 244 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,550 Dodger only cares about the money you can bring in. 245 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,761 We want you here, but you can't have it both ways. You have to choose. 246 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,021 [Charles] One thing we see in a lot of serial killers 247 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,440 are instances of animal cruelty in their youth. 248 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,110 Jeffrey Dahmer, the cannibal of Milwaukee, 249 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,988 started killing dogs when he was in grade school. 250 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,825 Ian Brady, the infamous Moors murderer, killed his first cat when he was 10. 251 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,870 I'm all the dark deeds you did in our youth, 252 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,497 like what we did to our old cat, Caramel. 253 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:37,835 Caramel ran away. I didn't do anything to her. 254 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,171 Oh, Betty, we both know that we drowned Caramel. 255 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,675 [Charles] Robert Thompson tied rabbits to railway tracks. 256 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,927 Betty, are you okay? 257 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,805 I need to get some air. Sorry. 258 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,764 [Charles] Okay. 259 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,521 [FP] I arrived at the cabin alone. 260 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,649 The suspect, Tall Boy, got violent. 261 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,987 Resisted arrest. And unfortunately, I had to discharge my weapon. 262 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,990 He expired on his way to the hospital. 263 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,285 And later, when you searched Tall Boy's motel room, 264 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,747 did you find Hermione Lodge's Tucci bag full of cash? 265 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,290 No. 266 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,627 And yet, the prosecution claims they found the bag there. 267 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,588 -If it was, it was planted later. -Thank you, sheriff. 268 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,090 Your witness, counselor. 269 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,304 The cabin where you claim to have shot Tall Boy, 270 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,847 do you know who owns that cabin? 271 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,766 I assumed it was Hiram's. 272 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,269 This is a copy of the lease. Kindly read the owner's name. 273 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,278 "Hermione Lodge." 274 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,030 [crowd murmuring] 275 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,740 -[Judge] Order. -[gavel banging] 276 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,658 Order. 277 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,679 [Jughead] Excuse me, Mr. DuPont. 278 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,307 Did you happen to know my grandfather? 279 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,811 Forsythe Jones the First? 280 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,691 That is why you look familiar. 281 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,819 Your grandfather was an excellent writer. 282 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,197 Tell me, how's he doing? Does he still write? 283 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,701 I... I actually don't know. I've never met him. 284 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,495 Up until this exact moment, I didn't even know he was a writer. 285 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,913 A bit of a brawler, too. 286 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:42,001 Forsythe got into all kinds of rabble-rousing before he left Stonewall. 287 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,712 Is that why he left? He was kicked out for fighting? 288 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,173 Oh, It was so long ago, I don't remember the exact circumstances. 289 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,759 But I will never forget his talent. 290 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,847 We would read his works in class and I couldn't believe a teenager wrote them. 291 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,142 -Does your father write? -No, he's a sheriff. 292 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:02,563 Would you invite your father to the reception tomorrow? 293 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,315 I would love to meet Forsythe's son. 294 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,277 Yeah, I'll see if he can come. 295 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:11,989 Thank you. 296 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,536 Mrs. Andrews is back-channeling with the DA's office. 297 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,246 They're talking plea deals. 298 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:24,126 Mom... why didn't you tell us that the cabin was under your name? 299 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,295 Because it wasn't. 300 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:31,258 Veronica, your father must have forged a lease or a contract or something. 301 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:35,304 So, then why didn't you say that you'd never even been to this cabin? 302 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,140 Because I have. 303 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,478 [gunshots] 304 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,607 Mom, it's now or never. 305 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,697 I need you to tell me the truth about everything so I can help you. 306 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,410 [Mary] If everything you've told me is true, then I have no moves left. 307 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,497 The more the prosecutor digs, the guiltier you'll be. 308 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,792 And that's for crimes that aren't even on their radar yet. 309 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,920 There's no magic wand that makes this just go away. 310 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,963 What if there were one? 311 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,382 And my mother changed her plea to guilty? 312 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,844 -Veronica-- -Look, Mom, we've gotta be realistic here. 313 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,264 Why not admit to what everyone already knows, 314 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,935 before something else, something worse comes out? 315 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,022 Veronica, your mother would go to prison probably for the rest of her life. 316 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,400 Not if we get someone with a magic wand to pardon her. 317 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,402 [Mary] That can only happen at the state level. 318 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,197 So unless you're friends with Governor Dooley... 319 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,993 I wouldn't say friends exactly, but we do have a history. 320 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:41,954 All of us. 321 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,058 [cat whining] 322 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,646 Hey, are you okay? 323 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,858 What are you doing? 324 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,070 No! 325 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,700 Caramel. 326 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:24,830 [knock on door] 327 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,666 [Jughead] Hey. 328 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,086 You free for lunch? You wanna go to Pop's and get a burger? 329 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,797 I got a lot on my mind. What's up? 330 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:37,509 I wanted to ask you about Grandpa. Did you know he was a writer? 331 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,554 Yeah. 332 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,806 Where'd you hear that? 333 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,058 Oh, one of his old classmates is visiting Stonewall Prep. 334 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,519 They have a reception later, if you wanna come hang out. 335 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,815 Waste a day with a bunch of blue bloods who think they're better than me? No. 336 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,193 You're the one that pushed me to go to Stonewall Prep. 337 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,196 Hell, you'd probably make me put on a tie and a blazer. 338 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,742 And just so you know, my old man wasn't a writer, he was a dropout. 339 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,161 All right? He couldn't hold down a job. 340 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:09,458 He was a mean, mean drunk who took all of his anger out on me and your grandma. 341 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,960 Was the best day of my life when he skipped out on us. 342 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:16,381 So, do I wanna hear about what a great writer he was back in high school? No. 343 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,550 No, I'm... 344 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,595 I'm good with my memories but you have fun. 345 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,477 [door closes] 346 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,653 Governor Dooley! You made it. 347 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,864 -Oh, no, not again. -Yes, again. 348 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,283 I have a small favor to ask you. 349 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,995 I was told this meeting was requested by the FBI. 350 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:50,165 No, I'd rather keep the FBI out of this, if at all possible. 351 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,503 So, in this folder, you'll find evidence that paints 352 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,797 a rather corrupt portrait of you, governor. 353 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:01,218 Ordering a bogus quarantine. Accepting drug money as a bribe. 354 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,345 Receiving kickbacks from my father's jail. 355 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:07,599 Young lady, how many times do you think you can blackmail me? 356 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,061 Help me now and this will be the last. I'll put that in writing. 357 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,313 As you know, my mother's on trial. 358 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:17,359 If she pleads guilty, I need you to grant her a pardon, immediately. 359 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,280 In exchange, I won't release this file of incriminating evidence. 360 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:26,076 What do you say, Donald? Once more for old time's sake? 361 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,331 [DuPont tapping on glass] 362 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,208 May I have your attention? 363 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:37,754 In Literary Society tradition, it wouldn't be a proper reunion 364 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,132 without a little game of murder. 365 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,343 [Chipping] For neophytes, the rules are as follows: 366 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,970 Everyone draws a card. 367 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,475 Whoever picks "murderer" must walk amongst us, 368 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,811 winking at their prey. 369 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:57,316 If you are winked at, you die five seconds later. 370 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:08,118 The object of the game of course is to identify the murderer before being killed. 371 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,579 Happy hunting, everybody. 372 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,042 [Donna] Enjoying yourself, Jones? 373 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,754 So, this is what one-percenters do for fun. They play murder, huh? 374 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:20,630 Oh, by the way... 375 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,050 Wicked, Jones. 376 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,303 -I should-- -Yeah, go on, then. Let me die in peace. 377 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,060 [groans] 378 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,898 [boy] Nicely done. 379 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,901 [Chipping] Down to the wire, boys. 380 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,740 [coughs and chokes, then body thuds] 381 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,535 -It's Jughead. He's the murderer! -Because I just killed you. 382 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,370 I knew it was him beforehand. I win. 383 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,831 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Because you're dead. 384 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:58,835 -No, I'm not, I-- -[DuPont] Boys. Let's be men about this. 385 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,421 It's clear that Jughead Jones won the game, fair and square. 386 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,424 -And what a formidable murderer he was. -Wha... 387 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,884 [all clapping] 388 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,228 I'm disappointed I didn't get to meet your father. 389 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,522 Oh, yeah. He's been busy with work. 390 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:19,898 Oh, I understand. 391 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:23,151 I hope you'll enter the contest to be our new ghostwriter. 392 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:27,781 I mean, the grandson of Forsythe Jones would be a worthy inheritor of the mantle. 393 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,991 [Charles] Serial killers are compulsive. 394 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:33,495 They leave clues, take trophies, keep records. 395 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:37,541 Journals, diaries, letters. 396 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,460 They see themselves as the hero in their own stories. 397 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:44,047 Sometimes it's difficult for them to distinguish between reality and fantasy, 398 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,674 fact and fabrication. 399 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,220 By studying childhood diaries of serial killers, 400 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:53,223 we can gain invaluable insight into how their minds work. 401 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,827 Your Honor, in lieu of a closing statement, 402 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,704 my client would like to say something. 403 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,247 Proceed. 404 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:26,214 Your Honor, after careful consideration, I've decided to change my plea. 405 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:29,509 I, Hermione Apollonia Lodge... 406 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,430 plead guilty to the charges against me. 407 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:35,682 [crowd murmuring] 408 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,276 [Betty] I lied to you, Kevin. 409 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,988 At the hospital, Dr. Patel told me that I do have the genes. 410 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,365 And there's more. 411 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:57,913 Something that I think I may have repressed. 412 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,125 Do you remember my cat, Caramel? 413 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,506 A car hit her. 414 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,385 -And I found her on our front lawn. -[Caramel whining] 415 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:13,929 She was in pain. 416 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,597 Dying. 417 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:21,394 And it sounded like someone screaming. 418 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,482 So I went to get my dad for help. 419 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,109 And he took me back outside. 420 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,363 [Hal] Caramel is your cat, Betty. 421 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,074 You need to take care of this. 422 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,409 And he handed me a rock. 423 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:44,918 And he made me... 424 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,298 [Caramel squeals] 425 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,592 [Hal] Good girl, Betty. 426 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,928 Very good girl. 427 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:57,222 I killed Caramel. 428 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,308 No, Betty, that wasn't you. 429 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,603 That was your deeply screwed-up dad. 430 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,480 Oh, and I'm not screwed up? 431 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,401 I'm repressing memories of killing animals, Kevin. 432 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:16,366 Betty, I think this FBI training might be getting a little too intense right now. 433 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:21,496 I think we should maybe consider withdrawing. 434 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,084 [Archie] That's it, keep your hands up. 435 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:28,545 Protect your face. 436 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:30,588 [Munroe] Jab, jab. 437 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,215 Good job. 438 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,800 [Archie] Keep those hands up. 439 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:36,469 That's it. 440 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,307 [FP] Hey, Red, you got a minute? 441 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,058 [Archie] Sure. What's up, Mr. Jones? 442 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,894 Some of the local business owners 443 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,855 have lodged a few complaints against your center. 444 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,108 Littering, vandalism, public urination. 445 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,778 Due respect, Mr. Jones, that's BS. 446 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,282 I'm here every morning and I lock up every night. These kids aren't doing that. 447 00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:00,410 When I rolled with the Serpents, we dealt with the same crap. 448 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:04,247 Wherever we set up, complaints followed. No one wants a gang around. 449 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,542 The problem isn't the kids, it's the thugs that show up after we lock up. 450 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:11,171 They're gnarly. This place is supposed to make the neighborhood better. 451 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:14,466 Well, show them that. Do what the Serpents used to do. 452 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,802 Invite some of the yokels over for a get-to-know-you clambake. 453 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:22,057 People are less likely to call the cops if they've had a conversation with you. 454 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,183 All right? 455 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,524 You think you really pulled something off at the reception, don't you? 456 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:36,654 Bret, Bret, Bret. Are you really still mad about that murder game? 457 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,744 All right. Well, if it means that much to you... 458 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,163 Poof. 459 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,332 Consider yourself raised from the dead, preppy. 460 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,625 "Preppy." 461 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,337 You turn your nose up at us, you scorn us for our privilege. 462 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,674 But the only reason you're here is because some school benefactors 463 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,802 thought it'd look good to take on a charity case. 464 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,804 Some dirt-poor scholarship kid. 465 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,807 I'm here because of my writing. Just get over it. 466 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,768 No, Jughead, you're not here because of your talent. 467 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,228 The admissions committee? 468 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,730 None of them have read a single word you've ever written. 469 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:15,026 You're a statistic, a project. Every year there's one of you. 470 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:18,696 Some welfare freeloader who never amounts to anything. 471 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,866 Just like your grandfather. He couldn't even make it a semester. 472 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,953 That is your past, present and future, Jughead. 473 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:28,581 Shut your mouth! 474 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,917 Looks like you've inherited his temper, too, huh? 475 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,632 They all know I'm right. And deep down, you know it, too. 476 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:58,069 Most of you know me by now, but my name's Archie Andrews. 477 00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,904 I run this place with Munroe Moore. 478 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,075 And we invited you here today to set the record straight about a few things. 479 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:05,702 Starting with... 480 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,955 Despite a few bogus complaints that have been made... 481 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,667 this community center isn't going anywhere. 482 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:16,921 In fact, starting today, we will be expanding our hours to 11 p.m. 483 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,465 and we'll be open on Sundays. 484 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,426 So, to my neighbors, I say: 485 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:24,512 Instead of working against us, why don't you come in and help out? 486 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,307 Sponsor a baseball team. Donate your time. 487 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,685 These kids need people to show them that they care. 488 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,855 Which is why we're starting a Big Brothers and Big Sisters program. 489 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,775 The Riverdale High Bulldogs and Vixens have already volunteered, 490 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:38,735 so why don't you? 491 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:42,030 And if you still wanna shut us down, then go ahead and try. 492 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,782 My mom is a very good lawyer. 493 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,492 Or you can try the cops. 494 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,911 I'll call my best friend's dad, the sheriff of Riverdale. 495 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:53,458 Otherwise, my friendly advice to you is get out of my way. 496 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,217 -[Archie] Can I help you? -Look, I own the hardware store on Drury. 497 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,552 And I admire what you're trying to accomplish here. 498 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:05,887 And I'm not the only one. 499 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:07,597 So, why didn't you say that, then? 500 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:12,185 The thing is, many of us business owners are getting... pressured 501 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,853 to speak out against your center. 502 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:14,979 Not by Hiram Lodge? 503 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:17,482 No. Um... 504 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,275 His name is Dodger. 505 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,653 And we've been paying him a protection fee. 506 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:23,655 Lately, he's added a request. 507 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:27,450 Protest your center... or risk losing his protection. 508 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,203 And then maybe our stores get robbed 509 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:31,788 or burned to the ground. 510 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,791 So Dodger's the one who wants us out of here. 511 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:39,128 Every kid who sets foot in your place is one less running scams 512 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,380 for him on the streets. 513 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:50,181 Well... look what the cat dragged in. 514 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,685 I'm done with Stonewall Prep. That place is toxic. 515 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,896 I'm going back to Riverdale High to be with my friends. 516 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,439 Nope. Mm-mm. 517 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,150 You're not throwing away this opportunity. 518 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,987 You're giving me whiplash, Dad. What opportunity? 519 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,072 So I can be buried alive in a coffin? 520 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:09,659 Or be told that I'm only there because I grew up in a trailer park? 521 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,203 -Someone said that to you? -Yeah, Bret did. 522 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:16,040 Well, who cares how you got in? You're in. 523 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,543 And those silver spoons? They feel threatened. 524 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,879 Look, this Bret kid? He knows you're better than him, 525 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,548 that you're gonna leave him in the dust. 526 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:27,427 And you'll do it without the privilege or the fancy name. 527 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:31,723 But if you drop out now, you're no better than my old man. 528 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,560 If you hated him so much, then why would you name me after him? 529 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:36,895 It's my name, too, don't forget. 530 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,731 And, yeah, I hate him, but he's still my old man, 531 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:41,649 so that's gotta count for something, huh? 532 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,653 Also... 533 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,867 those books weren't from me. 534 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,871 Your grandad sent them from... wherever the hell he was. 535 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,373 I didn't tell you because... 536 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,127 Because I'm still angry at how he treated us. 537 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:04,380 Now, he was a hard man and there was no love lost between us, 538 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,383 but I gotta give the devil his due. Those books you love... 539 00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:09,385 were from him. 540 00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:14,849 -And you have no idea where he is now? -No. 541 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:18,061 -Do you want me to look for him? -No, I don't. 542 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,231 But I'll tell you what I do want. I want you to go back. 543 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:28,071 I want you to do what my father never did, what I never did. Graduate high school. 544 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,409 Show those preppies what it means to be a Jones man. 545 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,787 Bring honor to our name. 546 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,176 I'm quitting the program, Charles. 547 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,888 -But you're a natural. -That's the problem. It's too easy for me. 548 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,058 I could identify every single killer in your slideshow. 549 00:32:57,892 --> 00:32:59,977 Because I'm like them. 550 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,231 I have the same genes as them. 551 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,778 All the more reason for you to stay in the program. 552 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:11,239 To make sense of that part of yourself. 553 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:14,325 You couldn't understand, okay? You just don't get it. 554 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,410 I can. 555 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:17,412 And I do, Betty. 556 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:21,499 I have the genes, too. 557 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,043 In fact, it's why I joined the FBI. 558 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,753 To control those impulses. 559 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,340 You have the serial killer genes? 560 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,512 Yeah. You can use this. Harness this. 561 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:36,305 To keep the darkness in check. 562 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:38,766 I did. 563 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,691 [Veronica] Oh, that's amazing news. 564 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,360 Thank you so much, governor, I really appreciate it. 565 00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:53,865 No, that's fine. I'll pick her up myself. Bye now. 566 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,412 Sounds like you just got some good news. 567 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,913 Yes, I did. 568 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:05,418 My mother's been away for a while and she's finally coming home. 569 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,754 Same as your father. 570 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,634 -I'm sorry, do I know you? -No, you do not. 571 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:19,640 But I'll tell you the same thing I told the federal prosecutor. 572 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:22,018 That I'm a licensed private investigator. 573 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:27,482 That I was hired by Hiram Lodge to uncover any malfeasance against him. 574 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:32,361 And that I can unequivocally prove that the federal prosecutor 575 00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:37,950 colluded with you to frame and bring false charges against Hiram. 576 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,912 -That's not true. -Yes, it is. 577 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:46,250 I have many recordings of you two... plotting. 578 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:52,465 Including a conversation you two had at that booth over there... 579 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,843 discussing Pop Tate's subpoena. 580 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,637 You had my place bugged? 581 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,263 Yes, I did. 582 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,350 So, here's what happens next. 583 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,727 The federal prosecutor has already told the judge 584 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,563 that she's dropping the charges against Hiram, 585 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:11,275 thanks to information I provided. 586 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:16,906 Look... whatever Hiram's paying you, I'll double it. 587 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:18,574 Nice try. 588 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,702 But that won't work with me. 589 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:27,708 You see, our father needed help, someone he could trust, 590 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,127 so he had me come up from Miami. 591 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:30,586 I fix things. 592 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,880 That's what I do. 593 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,007 Our father? 594 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:38,511 I don't understand. 595 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,263 I'm Hiram's other daughter. 596 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:42,807 Hermosa. 597 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:44,517 ♪There's trouble ♪ 598 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,937 He needed me, so I came. 599 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:49,689 ♪Trouble ahead ♪ 600 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:52,483 [door closes] 601 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,360 ♪ Sun going down ♪ 602 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:58,698 ♪ And come back up again ♪ 603 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:02,994 ♪ I cry ♪ 604 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,499 ♪ Mama is cryin' ♪ 605 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,878 ♪ There's trouble ahead ♪ 606 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,284 "Li'l Forsythe III, happy birthday. 607 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,870 Sorry I'm not there to celebrate with you. 608 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,874 Never let anyone tell you that you don't belong. 609 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,084 Love, Grandpa. 610 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,131 P.S. Trust few. 611 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,009 And never let them take anything from you." 612 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:08,267 ♪ Oh, Lord, there's trouble ahead ♪ 613 00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:11,938 [reporters clamoring] 614 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,814 -[reporter 1] Sir. -[reporter 2] Over here, over here. 615 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:16,234 Hiram. Hiram, Alice Smith with RIVW. 616 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,861 Please tell our viewers, what are you feeling right now? 617 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,280 I couldn't be happier with the outcome. 618 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:24,450 And now that you've been vindicated of all your crimes, 619 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,452 will you and your...? 620 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,038 Daughter. 621 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,665 Be leaving Riverdale? 622 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,168 On the contrary, I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine... 623 00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:38,589 and announce my candidacy for mayor of Riverdale. 624 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,425 [reporter 1] Mr. Lodge, is this the beginning of your political career? 625 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,094 [reporters clamoring] 626 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,763 -[reporter 2] Do you have any idea... -[reporter 1] Mr. Lodge! 627 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,099 [reporter 3] How's it feel to have your case dismissed? 628 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:52,311 I'm confused. So we're not bailing on your hot brother's FBI class? 629 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,355 Based on what happened to Caramel-- 630 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:57,650 That was before I got privileged information that made me realize 631 00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:00,695 that we don't actually know anything about Charles. 632 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,488 Forget "Is Charles gay or straight?" 633 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:05,574 I'm interested in, "Is he a serial killer or not?" 634 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,286 I'm serious, Kevin. 635 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:13,499 The only places I've ever seen him are Pop's, my house and the FBI office. 636 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:17,670 I mean, what does he do all day? Where does he go? Where does he live? 637 00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:20,423 And again, why is he still in Riverdale? 638 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,468 [Kevin] I thought he was helping out Jughead's dad with some cases. 639 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:25,928 [Betty] What cases? 640 00:38:26,762 --> 00:38:29,390 He's keeping secrets from me, Kev. I know it. 641 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,351 That's why we have to stay close to him. 642 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,456 [Archie] We need to talk. 643 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:01,047 For too long, you've been preying on the youth of Riverdale. That ends now. 644 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:03,674 It's time for you to book a one-way bus ticket out of town. 645 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,384 I've got manpower. 646 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:08,179 The support of the people. 647 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:15,144 You... whoever the hell you are, don't. 648 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,688 Consider this a declaration of war. 649 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:23,069 Leave town or the next time we meet, you won't be driving away. 650 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,695 You won't even be walking. 651 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:26,322 It's a promise. 652 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,331 I'm not going anywhere. 653 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,752 You're a dead man. You hear me? 654 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,254 You're a dead man! 655 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:47,093 Mr. Chipping and I have conferred and decided on the theme 656 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:49,345 for our Baxter Brothers writing competition. 657 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:50,763 Who's interested? 658 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,315 Jughead? 659 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:08,114 Oh, no. I'm in. And I'm winning. 660 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:12,118 And please, Mr. Chipping, from here on, you can call me Forsythe III. 661 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,123 It's after my grandfather. 662 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:18,874 [DuPont] Wonderful. 663 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:22,086 Then you and your classmates will be challenged to devise... 664 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:25,756 the perfect murder. 665 00:40:26,298 --> 00:40:27,258 That's your theme. 666 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,636 Let the bloodbath begin. 667 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:42,523 Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge, 668 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:46,694 you're under arrest for the cold-blooded murder of my son, Jughead Jones. 669 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:47,611 ♪ Whoo ♪ 670 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,701 ♪ Howl ♪ 671 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:57,663 ♪ Whoo ♪ 672 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,627 ♪ Howl ♪ arrest for the cold-blooded murder of my son, Jughead Jones.