1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,502 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale: 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:04,087 [Toni] Now that the doll's back, 3 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:07,841 the spirit of Julian is haunting Thistlehouse? 4 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,509 What other explanation could there be? 5 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,344 These kids, they're good kids, Reg. 6 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,805 We're thinking the Bulldogs could be Big Brothers to them. 7 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,807 Did you happen to know my grandfather? 8 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:18,601 [DuPont] Your grandfather was an excellent writer. 9 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,438 [Betty] We don't actually know anything about Charles. 10 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,858 I'm interested in, is he a serial killer or not? 11 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:29,529 -You see, our father needed help. -Our father? 12 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:30,613 [Archie] Leave town, 13 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,075 or the next time we meet, you won't be driving away. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,785 You won't even be walking. 15 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,956 You're a dead man, you hear me? 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,417 You're a dead man! 17 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,337 [Jughead] This is what happens in Riverdale: 18 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,632 Once the sun sets, Dodger's minions go to work. 19 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,552 He recruits hungry and homeless kids 20 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:55,805 so that if they're arrested, they do some time in juvie, 21 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,432 but then, they're back on the streets... 22 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,439 working for Dodger again. 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,526 -They're chewed up by the system. -[clattering] 24 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:12,530 Except that recently, someone has thrown a tire iron into the system. 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,074 [boy gasps] 26 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:17,786 You'll thank me someday. 27 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,205 -[car door closes] -Where you going? Come on! 28 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,125 [Jughead] Usually, Dodger or the police would go to the kid next, 29 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,795 but tonight is his lucky night. 30 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:34,093 Instead of getting sucked back into the system, then spat out again... 31 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,890 these kids, they've got someone looking out for them now. 32 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:45,438 People that ask themselves, "How do you save a town?" 33 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,191 And who know the answer. 34 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,526 Welcome to the team. 35 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,279 One kid at a time. 36 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,159 For every kid saved, 37 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,370 there was one less hustling for Dodger, 38 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,165 and that would not do at all. 39 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,340 [engine starts] 40 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,261 -Meanwhile, in existential hell, -[sighs] 41 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,930 I was facing the tyranny of a blank page, 42 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,890 -[line ringing] -and needed my anchor. 43 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,018 Hey, I didn't wake you, did I? 44 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,229 [bell jingles] 45 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,564 -Hey. -Hey. 46 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,731 Are you okay? 47 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,150 Yeah, I just can't write. 48 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,530 Mr. Chipping gave the class this assignment where we're supposed to write 49 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:39,951 our own version of a Baxter Brothers novel, which should be a dream come true. 50 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,370 But for the first time in my life, I'm having writer's block. 51 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,583 -Why? -My advice? Just take a break. 52 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,294 Okay? Take a walk. Look at some art. 53 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,004 Kiss your girlfriend. 54 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,840 I keep thinking I should break the Baxter Brothers novels down, 55 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,968 -like scientifically or something. -That could work. 56 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,136 But you could also... 57 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,597 kiss your girlfriend. 58 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,141 I'm sorry. 59 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,855 [voices speaking indistinctly] 60 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,824 What are you all doing here? 61 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,076 Julian needs a body, Cheryl, 62 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,412 so we're giving him yours. 63 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,039 [screams] 64 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,123 [gasps] 65 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,231 What? 66 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,944 Andrews, you asked us to be Big Brothers, 67 00:03:56,027 --> 00:04:00,907 -not soldiers in a turf war. Who did this? -I got a pretty good idea. 68 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,955 It was definitely Dodger. He's been coming after us for weeks. 69 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:10,959 We've been chipping away at his gang, there's more kids getting off the streets. 70 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,671 But there's only so much we can do until Dodger himself is behind bars. 71 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,548 I can add Sketch Alley to the nightly patrol, Red. 72 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,094 That's great, but go after Dodger. He works out of the Wipeout Arcade. 73 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,723 Based on the last few days of following Charles, 74 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,977 this is what I've logged: 7 a.m., he leaves the Five Seasons, 75 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,479 where he has a suite, and goes to the FBI field office. 76 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,565 He has all of his meals at Pop's or our house. 77 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,943 And then rounding out his daily routine, 78 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,362 he goes to the Casa Grande Gym for a 90-minute workout, 79 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:42,198 including weekends, and then he goes back to the Five Seasons. 80 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,619 Well, I'm no expert, Betty, but... 81 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,747 it doesn't sound like Charles is a serial killer. 82 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:54,544 It kind of just sounds like he's a... A lonely gay guy. 83 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,171 Well, maybe he's both. 84 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,551 Oh, my God. 85 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:05,596 Of course. 86 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:13,146 Now that the trials are over, I think it's time to let bygones be bygones. 87 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,940 [speaking in Spanish] 88 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,819 I want us to move forward. No more secrets, no more lies. 89 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,155 Speaking of secrets and lies, 90 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,033 how many more secret children should we be expecting? 91 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,577 Hermosa is your one and only half-sibling. 92 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,537 I swear. 93 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,373 If we did decide to move forward together... 94 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,543 what exactly would that look like? 95 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:38,379 Well, now that the prison is bringing in a good income, 96 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,840 I'd like to return to my true passion. 97 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:41,966 Extortion? 98 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:44,761 -Murder? -Rum. 99 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:48,264 Papi's passion is rum. 100 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,933 Rum has been in our family for generations. 101 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,770 And Hermosa, who runs our clubs in Miami, 102 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:58,066 will be staying here in Riverdale to establish a rum outpost here. 103 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,943 I also thought she could help out at the speakeasy. 104 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,196 No. 105 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,490 I don't need any more help at La Bonne Nuit. 106 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,743 With the exception of my newest hostess. 107 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:14,123 And, seeing as how this is our house, 108 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,210 you two can show yourselves out. 109 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,092 You sure it's safe out here at night? 110 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,010 I'll be all right, Mr. Jones. 111 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,096 What's up? 112 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,182 Well, off your intel and probable cause, 113 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:32,725 we raided the Wipeout Arcade, 114 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,770 turned over every pinball and Pac-Man machine in it. 115 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,064 Found plenty of contraband, but... 116 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,318 none on Dodger. He was clean. 117 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,987 And let me guess, you found it on a bunch of kids? 118 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,990 That scumbag is using them, Mr. Jones. 119 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,619 Even so, I can't arrest Dodger unless I find evidence on him. 120 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:52,829 You're not going to, 121 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,164 not as long as he has these kids working for him. 122 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,933 [Jughead] I think there's a real-life mystery in these books. 123 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,478 I've gone and reread the entire series, and I noticed something strange. 124 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:21,065 While there is a house voice and an overall tone, sure, 125 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,192 you can tell when a new ghostwriter takes over. 126 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,404 Well, yeah, a writer can't completely suppress their own style. 127 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:29,615 Exactly. The verbiage, the phrasing. They're like literary fingerprints. 128 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,909 And when I went back to read the first book, 129 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,829 its fingerprint is unlike any of the rest of them. 130 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,998 It's raw. It's real. 131 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:40,793 The characters have tension. There's political commentary woven throughout. 132 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,254 They mention the war, the boys have summer jobs. 133 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,047 None of the rest of them are this grounded. 134 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:46,591 Meaning? 135 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:49,051 Allegedly, Mr. DuPont wrote the first five books 136 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,553 before passing the series off. 137 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:54,474 But after my analysis, the stylistic differences from Book 1 to Book 2 138 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,933 are too distinct to ignore. 139 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,896 There's no way that whoever wrote the first novel wrote the following. 140 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,940 -There's just no way. -Okay. Well, who wrote it, then? 141 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,819 This is gonna sound crazy, okay? 142 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,822 What if it was my grandfather? 143 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:16,162 Jug, your conspiracy theories are usually spot-on, but this one... 144 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,707 feels like a real stretch. 145 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,625 I know. 146 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:24,670 This is the one missing puzzle piece I have on my grandfather. 147 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,714 Think about it, Betty. 148 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:31,010 He sent me a first edition, first Baxter Brothers book. 149 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,054 And if that's not coincidental enough, 150 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,181 he wrote inside: 151 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,185 "Never let them take anything from you." 152 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,314 Does that not imply that something was stolen from him? 153 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,316 Implies, yes. Proves... 154 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,778 no. You need proof, Jug. 155 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,322 Yeah, you're right. 156 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,242 I'll get proof. I know I'm on to something. 157 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,243 I know it. 158 00:08:57,286 --> 00:09:01,249 Meanwhile, how's the mystery of our suspicious brother going? 159 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,793 I'm following a hunch, too. 160 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,213 -[buzzer sounds] -[gate opens] 161 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:10,841 [gate closes] 162 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:17,932 Hello, Chic. 163 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,233 I wanna know about Charles, 164 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,902 that story you told us about him. 165 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,114 Is it true that you lived together at the Last Resort Youth Hostel? 166 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,949 Yes, it is. 167 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,535 When I went there, 168 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:41,372 a neighbor told me about seeing bloody sheets in the dumpster 169 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:44,625 and Charles mysteriously vanishing. Does any of that ring a bell? 170 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,087 Charles, your brother, and I, we were together. 171 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,216 One time, we brought a friend home with us. 172 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,761 We were doing jingle-jangle, a little too much... 173 00:09:56,804 --> 00:10:00,057 and things got out of control. Charles snapped. 174 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,686 It was like some darkness took over. 175 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,524 He grabbed a pair of scissors and he stabbed the guy to death. 176 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,278 How do I know that you're telling the truth? 177 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,031 Why would I lie at this point, Betty? 178 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,868 What does Charles say happened? 179 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:32,048 Babe, what gives? I thought you were going to school today. 180 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,970 I was, for realsies, but... 181 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,599 I can't leave Nana and the twins here alone with... 182 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,768 you-know-who. 183 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,479 Cheryl, this has to end. 184 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,689 You've missed way too much school. 185 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,402 Okay, so get up, or I'm gonna drag you there myself. 186 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:54,945 Okay, Tee-Tee. 187 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,867 But there's one thing we need to do first. 188 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,209 [Cheryl] Fact: Evil spirits can't cross a circle of salt. 189 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,170 It's a barrier against all forms of malevolence. 190 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,047 Okay. 191 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,592 All done. I'll get dressed and off we go. 192 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,642 Wait. You went and saw Chic about me? 193 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,895 Why not just ask me if you're so damn curious? 194 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,523 Because I don't trust you, all right? 195 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,484 All I know is you're predisposed to being a serial killer, 196 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,152 and I've been burned before. 197 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,406 -What did he even say to you? -Oh, he spun quite the yarn. 198 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,367 About how you stabbed a man with a pair of scissors 199 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,953 -when you were high on jingle-jangle. -Oh. 200 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,123 Now, I take everything Chic says with a grain of salt... 201 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,210 but do you have a polygraph machine we can use here? 202 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,588 Yes. Why? 203 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,342 [Archie] Toby, Eddie, 204 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,178 tell me. Why do you keep running with Dodger? 205 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,431 Well, he pays us. 206 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,183 Yeah, in Wipeout coinage. 207 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,395 -You're giving your money back to him? -Plus, we get all the free pizza we want. 208 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,815 You guys realize you're risking everything, 209 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,485 your entire future, your lives, for pizza and arcade games? 210 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,366 [Archie] You guys don't have any spare arcade games lying around? 211 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,368 What's this now, Archiekins? 212 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,705 I'm trying to get these kids away from Dodger's arcade. 213 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,040 Step one: Give them another option. 214 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,502 What you're doing at the El Royale is so inspiring, Archie, 215 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,254 but not enough people know about it. 216 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,506 Well, I can write about the center in The Blue and Gold. 217 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,635 And I'll ask my vendors to see if they can help rustle up some arcade games. 218 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:46,098 [Doris] Will Cheryl Blossom please report to the principal's office? 219 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,601 Cheryl Blossom to the principal's office. 220 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,355 Why for was I summoned, Miss Bell? 221 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,775 Cheryl, there's been an accident at Thistlehouse. 222 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,820 One of the twins, Dagwood, 223 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,072 swallowed a ping-pong ball 224 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,741 -and started to choke. -What? 225 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,534 He was taken to the hospital, 226 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,288 where Dr. Saperstein performed a tracheotomy. 227 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,917 -On Dagwood? -Oh, he's doing very well, I'm told. 228 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,755 Your grandmother's at the hospital with Juniper, waiting for you. 229 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,884 I'll get to the hospital posthaste, but I need to take care of one thing first. 230 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,428 [Veronica] In the words of Dame Julie Andrews: 231 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,847 "Let's start at the very beginning." So... 232 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,601 hostess details to track: who's coming, where to seat them. 233 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,229 -Ms. Danvers near Bob Potter, always. -Mm-hm. 234 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,732 Where not to seat them. Booth 11 is the worst. 235 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,401 -Enemies only. -Okay, hold on, I'm gonna need a pen. 236 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,279 Mom, don't worry. 237 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,865 I will be right behind the bar if you need me. 238 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,665 Damn you, demon doll! 239 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,298 Of course you'd be here. 240 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,842 How dare you go after Dagwood to get to me. 241 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,389 [door opens, then footsteps] 242 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,182 Don't move, either of you. 243 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,772 -Aunt Cricket? Uncle Bedford? -Cheryl. 244 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,567 We let ourselves in. Hope that's all right. 245 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,154 [oldies music playing over speakers] 246 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,031 Veronica. 247 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,533 Ronnie. 248 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,077 Oh, God. 249 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,580 Daddy. 250 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,665 Hermosa. 251 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,668 You're not on the reservation list. 252 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,881 Well, I couldn't miss your mother's reentry into the workforce, could I? 253 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,592 At the clubs I run in Miami, 254 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,553 I always keep a table reserved for special guests. 255 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,224 Same. Mark them down for Booth 11. 256 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,399 Shall we begin? 257 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,909 You claimed you and Chic met on the streets. 258 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,077 True or false? 259 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,623 True. When we were both at our lowest. 260 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,295 Yes or no, someone was murdered in the room you shared at the hostel. 261 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,592 Yes. I came home from the grocery store one day 262 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,260 and found a dead man in our bed... 263 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764 Chic covered in his blood. 264 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,849 Some trick that he had brought home. 265 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,353 My instincts took over. 266 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,397 I dissolved the body with lye in the bathroom tub, 267 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,693 threw out the sheets, scrubbed the room clean with bleach. 268 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,654 Chic watched. 269 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,906 That was the end of us. 270 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:51,700 I left him, 271 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,369 started over. 272 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,538 [Betty] Next question: 273 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,500 Are you hiding anything from us? 274 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,762 Tell me what, Charles. 275 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,433 I'm a recovering addict. 276 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,354 I attend weekly Narcotics Anonymous meetings. 277 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,901 Here in Riverdale, they're held at my gym. 278 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,572 -Charles, I-- -That's my big secret, Betty. 279 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,577 Hope you're satisfied. 280 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,510 Mr. Lodge. 281 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,471 What the hell are you doing here? 282 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,523 I came because I never had the chance to, uh... 283 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,654 tell you that I'm sorry for your loss, Archie. 284 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,573 Your father was a good man 285 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,159 and he'd be proud of you. 286 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,162 Thank you, sir. 287 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,791 And in his honor, 288 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,711 I'd like to make a charitable donation. 289 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,548 I hear this place could use the help. 290 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,843 Oh, no, no, we're all good here. Thanks. 291 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,095 It's a blank check, Archie. 292 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,599 All your problems, your money woes, they go away. 293 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,602 Nothing's that simple with you. 294 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,022 Like I said, we're all good. Thanks. 295 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:56,408 Oh, Tee-Tee, I had the most horrible phantasmagoria. 296 00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,537 Dagwood swallowed a ping-pong ball, 297 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,290 and my accursed family came to Thistlehouse. 298 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,793 Oh, good. She's up. 299 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,296 Cheryl, dear, we'd love to see you downstairs. 300 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,215 Once you've collected yourself. 301 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,469 My Toni tells me you're here to discuss our maple syrup business? 302 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,055 Yes. We want to sell it. 303 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,807 The rest of the family is in agreement. 304 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,934 But with your father dead and Penelope in the wind, 305 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,979 we need your participation and signature to move forward. 306 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,191 And why, pray tell, do you vipers wanna sell 307 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,151 what's left of our family's legacy? 308 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,570 The business hasn't been profitable in years. 309 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,947 It's bleeding us dry. 310 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,868 Babe, it's up to you. 311 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,788 But this house has caused you nothing but pain. 312 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:48,293 Hey, if you sold it, we can start somewhere new, somewhere fresh. 313 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,508 Your proposal makes a modicum of sense. 314 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,471 -I'll consider it. -That's wonderful news. 315 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,474 Now, would you mind if we went down to the chapel 316 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,644 to light a votive candle of thanksgiving to celebrate? 317 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,063 Excuse you? Go-- Go where? 318 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,231 To the chapel. 319 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,026 We always visit with the ancestors whenever we come to Thistlehouse. 320 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:13,944 Absolutely not. 321 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,238 You're not going down there. Now begone! 322 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,240 All of you. 323 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,783 You won't be getting my signature, 324 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,702 nor will you ever visit that chapel again. 325 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,288 It is off-limits to anyone but me. 326 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,081 [clears throat] 327 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,057 [speaks in Spanish] 328 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,810 Hiram. 329 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,563 What the hell are you doing here? 330 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,609 -I wanna come home. -You don't live here anymore. 331 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,028 Now, just stop. 332 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,740 Veronica and I are finally free of you. 333 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,491 Is that what freedom looks like? 334 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,829 Playing hostess at a teenager's gin joint? 335 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,376 Let me back in, 336 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,004 you won't have to work another day ever again. 337 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,382 You'll be my wife again. 338 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,344 Over my dead body. 339 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,055 That can be arranged. 340 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,855 -Was that foreplay or punishment? -Punishment. 341 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,775 For having Tall Boy take potshots at me. 342 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,527 Like you did with Minetta. 343 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,530 Now, you know... 344 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,699 some couples, they... 345 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,869 tie each other up to spice things up. 346 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,706 But you and me, we order hits. 347 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,126 That's why we keep doing this little dance. 348 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,133 I need you. 349 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,554 I need you by my side. 350 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,183 I need you in my bed. 351 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,896 So, say yes and we'll start over. 352 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,358 We'll always be married, and we'll always be man and wife. 353 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,028 I already regret this. 354 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,329 [Jughead] I've been doing some digging. 355 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,499 I pulled copies of Stonewall Prep's literary magazine 356 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,835 from the year that my grandpa and Mr. DuPont attended. 357 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:39,381 In the table of contents, it lists a story written by Forsythe the First... 358 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,049 but it was torn out. 359 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,803 It's like every trace of his writing at Stonewall Prep is just gone. 360 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,431 Jug, where did your grandpa go to school after Stonewall Prep? 361 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,432 Riverdale High. 362 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,438 Wasn't there a literary magazine here, too, back in the day? 363 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,273 I'll be on the next train. 364 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,525 [Veronica] I see you got my arcade games, 365 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,569 but where are the kids? 366 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,070 Good question. 367 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,156 Toby? Eddie? 368 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,825 Where are your boys? 369 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,703 Did you tell them we've got arcade games? They can play for free. 370 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,831 Yeah, but Dodger's still giving them free pizza. 371 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,752 All right. Well, you can tell your boys 372 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,756 that tonight, it's not just video games that are free at El Royale, 373 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,092 it's burgers and fries and milkshakes from Pop's. 374 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:26,053 We'll get the word out. 375 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,012 Let's go. 376 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,057 Voilà. 377 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,060 I love you, Ronnie. 378 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:34,978 Same, Archiekins. 379 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:36,480 Same. 380 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:39,983 Tee-Tee, 381 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,361 this doll has conspired to bring my extended family upon us 382 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,655 for some devilish work. 383 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:48,533 We'll stop Julian... 384 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,203 and my hated family. 385 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,511 There. 386 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,596 Drown, spirit. 387 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,559 [door closes] 388 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,146 Mom, I have a surprise for you. 389 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,023 [Hermione] Oh. 390 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,152 Are those...? 391 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,239 [Hiram] Mine. 392 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,741 I am moving back in. 393 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,496 -Your mother and I-- -No. 394 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,251 I wanna hear it from her. 395 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,172 -Veronica. -Mom. 396 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,217 I have invited your father back. 397 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,177 Why? 398 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,347 He's a murderer. 399 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,432 And what am I? 400 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,018 I can't believe you. 401 00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,938 We were done with him. 402 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,816 Mija, can we talk about what this is really about? 403 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:05,235 Your sister. 404 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,572 But you don't need to worry. You're still my favorite. 405 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,449 The apple of my eye. 406 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,951 My special little girl. 407 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:16,037 So, rest assured, there is no reason for you to be jealous of her. 408 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,206 Are you deranged? 409 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,794 -I'm not jealous of her. -Yes, you are. 410 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,463 And it's natural. 411 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,802 You are unbelievable, both of you. 412 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,390 [Jughead] Wait, hold on. 413 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,311 There's a story in this one written by Frosty Pajamas. 414 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,438 What? That sounds like a joke. 415 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,564 Or it's a pen name. 416 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:44,357 Think about it. 417 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,610 "Frosty" is almost an anagram for Forsythe. 418 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,862 And "Pajamas" are PJ's. 419 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,531 P and J? "Pendleton" and "Jones." 420 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:54,117 Betty, this is totally the same writing. 421 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:57,370 The syntax, the word choice, even the character names. 422 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,623 There's a character in here named Bitsy Bane. 423 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:01,291 Wait, that sounds vaguely familiar. 424 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,002 Yeah, Bitsy Bane is the next-door neighbor of the Baxter Brothers. 425 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,675 This was written years before the first Baxter Brothers book. 426 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,969 Is that enough proof for you? 427 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,431 I would say so. 428 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,773 How could you, Betty? 429 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:26,650 How could I what? 430 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,527 You visited that miscreant impostor, Chic. 431 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,573 -Well, that's my business, isn't it? -Yes, except afterwards, 432 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,200 he used his lawyer to contact the FBI 433 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,911 to report a murder that happened in the Black Hood's house. 434 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,873 Not committed by him but by a woman named Alice Cooper. 435 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,418 He said the man was bludgeoned to death in the kitchen. 436 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,006 The Shady Man? 437 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:50,924 Yes. 438 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:55,262 He also claims to know the location of the murder victim's burial site. 439 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,689 All that evidence is still out there. 440 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,358 Why, Betty? Why kick this hornet's nest? 441 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,151 I'll take the lead on this investigation. 442 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,779 Maybe with an assist from the local town sheriff? 443 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,741 Let's see if the remains are where Chic claims. 444 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,161 Don't wait up for us. 445 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,217 [indistinct chatter] 446 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,969 [pop music playing over speakers] 447 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,595 ♪ Kids look down ♪ 448 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,809 [Archie] This is good, this is good, this is good. 449 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,687 Hey, jump in, jump in, jump in. 450 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:47,564 Whoa. 451 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:48,815 [bell dings] 452 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,108 ♪ Run this town ♪ 453 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,819 Well, what do you think, Archie? 454 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,988 I think you're amazing. 455 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,116 -It's a good cause. -Archie. Archie. 456 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,203 There's some guy named Dodger outside who wants to see you. 457 00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:05,290 All right, let me see what this clown wants. 458 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,876 I'll be back. Reg, make sure everyone stays inside. 459 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,051 What the hell did I tell you last time, Dodger? 460 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,385 You're not welcome here. 461 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,472 You're costing me my workforce. 462 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:21,806 They're kids. 463 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,933 They're happy to work for me. 464 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,103 Or they were... 465 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,606 till you showed up! 466 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:33,985 All right, what do you want? 467 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,113 Huh? You wanna fight me? 468 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:38,615 Sure... 469 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,744 but don't you need to put your mask on first? 470 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,790 What? What are you talking about? 471 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,875 See? I told you. 472 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,835 -[man 1] For real, man. -[man 2] Yeah, he did. 473 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:56,049 I told you he's that guy in the mask, the one making trouble for us. 474 00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,343 -Aren't you? -I don't know what you're talking about. 475 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:02,847 I think you do, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. 476 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,516 Cops are on their way, asshat. 477 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,565 No need for them to come. 478 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:16,111 I got the confirmation I need. 479 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,196 [whistles] 480 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,158 I'll be seeing you, friend. 481 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,873 [door opens] 482 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,210 [Alice] So? 483 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,796 How-- How'd it go? 484 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,298 We're okay, Alice. We're gonna be okay. 485 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,092 We, uh... 486 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:41,845 Charles and I took care of it. 487 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:44,597 Thank you. 488 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,599 Thank you, Charles. 489 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:56,359 Well, I should go file the report, then. 490 00:28:57,777 --> 00:28:58,945 Wait, Charles. 491 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,740 You don't have to go. 492 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,578 If you're willing to go out on a limb for my-- 493 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,998 For our family, 494 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:12,751 then I should be able to do that for you. 495 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,920 And I'm sorry. Okay? 496 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,006 Okay. 497 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,217 Thanks for meeting with me, Mr. DuPont. 498 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,762 Like I said, I wanted to have this conversation in person. 499 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,431 Not at all, Mr. Jones. How can I help you? 500 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:29,684 I wanted to talk to you about the first book in the Baxter Brothers series. 501 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:31,269 What about it? 502 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:33,480 You didn't write it. 503 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:35,940 Pardon me? 504 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,527 I found a short story that my grandfather had written 505 00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:42,071 in an old Riverdale High literary magazine. 506 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:46,284 It has a lot, actually, of the same elements 507 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:50,163 and it was published years before the first Baxter Brothers book. 508 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:56,586 I assure you, Mr. Jones, I wrote the first five books myself. 509 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:59,422 No, sir. You wrote Books 2 through 5. 510 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,091 The first one was written by my grandfather. 511 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,886 That book has the same tone as his short story. 512 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,514 It has his syntax, it has his voice. 513 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,432 Let me stop you right there. 514 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:14,145 Do you know what the worst thing you can accuse a writer of being? 515 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:15,855 A plagiarist. 516 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:18,107 And based on what? 517 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:22,237 A story written by some bottom-feeding dropout 518 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:27,200 in a third-rate school's so-called literary magazine? 519 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,744 -The text doesn't lie. -I'm not a thief. 520 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,999 But your father, the sheriff? 521 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,752 He's a thief. 522 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,463 Oh, yes. And much, much worse. 523 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,257 A vagabond. 524 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,509 What is it with you people? 525 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:48,304 You're given an inch and you want the whole field. 526 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,892 For God's sake, do you know who the hell I am? 527 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:57,397 Do you know what the Baxter Brothers franchise means to Stonewall Prep? 528 00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:59,607 It built Stonewall Prep. 529 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,526 I built Stonewall Prep. 530 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,611 The record deserves to be set straight. 531 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,197 Get out of my sight now, 532 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,741 while I am still willing to forget that you had... 533 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,744 the audacity to summon me. 534 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,250 You're very lucky... 535 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,837 I don't take you to the headmaster and get you expelled 536 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,339 for this vicious and slanderous attack. 537 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:25,967 Now get out. 538 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:44,903 [bell jingles] 539 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,781 It's open seating. 540 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,617 Specials are on the board. 541 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:55,413 Actually, I came to have a little chat... 542 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,249 sister to sister. 543 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,252 Let me guess, Daddy sent you? 544 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,257 One last valiant tactic to get me back into the family fold? 545 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,305 You're very smart, Veronica. 546 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,184 You don't know our father as well as you think. 547 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:19,437 There is literally nothing you could tell me about Hiram Lodge 548 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:21,773 that would surprise me. 549 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:29,614 My mami was a singer at one of Papi's Miami clubs, 550 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:31,532 Sala del Oro... 551 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,160 where they met. 552 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,665 -They had a fling. -Mm-hm. 553 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,833 Tale as old as time. 554 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:44,796 He took advantage of her, she got pregnant, he left her high and dry. 555 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,673 Actually, he took care of her... 556 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:48,800 until she died, 557 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,260 and then he took care of me. 558 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,600 Papi and your mother are renewing their vows tomorrow, 559 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,310 and they'd like for you to come. 560 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,437 You're kidding. 561 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:05,483 Come or don't, I'm just the messenger. 562 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:15,868 Look... you're entitled to your opinion of him. 563 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,663 But the father I know... 564 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:20,832 there's good in him. 565 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,503 So, piénsalo, okay? 566 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,635 [Cheryl] Clearly, I'm going to have to get the locks changed. 567 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,095 Explain to us, Cheryl, 568 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:36,931 why is there a chain on the chapel's gate? 569 00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:39,934 I told you, Uncle Bedford, no one's allowed in there but me. 570 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:43,229 As we suspected, you're clearly having a psychotic break. 571 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:46,107 -What? -As soon as we have you declared unfit, 572 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,943 we're selling the factory, the grounds, everything. 573 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,403 Get out. 574 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,947 Get out, you parasites! 575 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:54,365 We're going. 576 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,827 Oh, and we will find out whatever it is you're hiding in our chapel. 577 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,003 [Jughead] You see it, don't you? 578 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:12,175 It certainly appears to be your grandfather's writing. 579 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:14,343 It's undeniable. 580 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:17,180 Mr. Chipping, you have to help me bring this to light. 581 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,141 We have to prove to everyone that Mr. DuPont's a fraud. 582 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,685 Look, I understand that your reputation is on the line 583 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,021 and maybe even your position here at Stonewall. 584 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:27,690 But it's the truth, Mr. Chipping, 585 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,400 -and-- -Yes, I'll help you. 586 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:35,281 How could I look myself in the mirror, as a teacher, as a writer if I didn't? 587 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,415 What the hell? 588 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:52,799 Mom, we gotta go. 589 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:55,384 What do you mean? Go where? 590 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,847 I don't know, the Five Seasons maybe. But you gotta pack a bag 591 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,433 and we gotta get out of here, at least until things cool down. 592 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,061 -What things, Archie? You're scaring me. -It's the rec center. 593 00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,230 Mom, not everyone's happy about what we're doing there, 594 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:09,857 -and I've made some enemies. -[tires screeching] 595 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:10,942 Mom, get down! 596 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,944 [automatic gunfire] 597 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:21,327 [tires screeching] 598 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:34,924 Hermosa? 599 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:40,638 What the hell is that? 600 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:45,560 A painting Papi had commissioned for me. 601 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:48,271 Papi said to put it in a place of honor. 602 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:53,234 He said, "Only the best for the apple of my eye." 603 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:56,571 Of course he did. 604 00:35:58,698 --> 00:35:59,907 I should have known. 605 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:03,911 You know what? 606 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,832 I was going to tell Papi, as you call him, 607 00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:10,084 that I'd be attending his bogus vow renewal. 608 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,963 But instead, tell him I'll be skipping it. 609 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:19,510 My mom can roll out the welcome mat for you two rum-sucking leeches if she wants, 610 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:22,680 but I'm not giving up my space, nor my place in this family. 611 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,056 I'm not giving an inch. 612 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:25,516 Not to you. 613 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:27,351 Not ever. 614 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:35,318 [Hiram] I have to admit, I'm surprised you called, Archie. 615 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,906 Look, there's this criminal working out of the Wipeout Arcade 616 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:41,532 named Dodger. 617 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,745 He's a loose cannon, he needs to be stopped. 618 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,790 And what did this Dodger do exactly? 619 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,376 He shot at my house, at my mom. 620 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,545 Well, that sounds like a job for FP. 621 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:57,715 Well, I reported what happened, Mr. Lodge, but Dodger's slippery. 622 00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:59,091 And you know as well as I do, 623 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:01,719 some things have to be handled another way. 624 00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,430 This is about protecting what's left of my family. 625 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:05,640 Of course. 626 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:12,730 But I hope you're not suggesting that I commit an act of violence 627 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:13,731 against this thug. 628 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,610 I am really sorry about what happened to your mother. 629 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:22,615 But-- Yeah, there's nothing I can do for you, Archie. 630 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,080 [door closes] 631 00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:31,540 Scholars, uh, as you know, 632 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:36,504 today we will be discussing Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, 633 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:38,798 about the loss of a man's moral comp-- 634 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,178 Mr. Chipping? 635 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,222 Are you okay? 636 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:51,143 I'm sorry, Jughead, that I couldn't help you. 637 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,276 -Mr. Chipping! -[body thudding] 638 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,193 Guys... 639 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,320 Call 911! Call an ambulance! 640 00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:03,281 Call an ambulance! 641 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,001 [creaking noises] 642 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,128 Tee-Tee. 643 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:18,170 Tee-Tee, awaken! 644 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:20,256 Do you hear that? 645 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:24,176 I-- I think it's Julian trying to escape from the chapel. 646 00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:31,267 He's escaped. 647 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:38,482 Uncle Bedford? 648 00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:44,864 I always knew there was a... 649 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,742 A certain sickness in our bloodline. 650 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,911 But this, this is monstrous. 651 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:55,291 You are going away for a long, long time, Cheryl. 652 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,126 Let go of her, you monster! 653 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:01,756 You are a sick girl, Cheryl, 654 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,300 and I am taking you to the authorities this instant. 655 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:08,262 -[gasps] -Maybe I'll save them the trouble. 656 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,764 [Toni yells] 657 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,312 [Cheryl] Tee-Tee. 658 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,825 Hey, how'd it all go? 659 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:31,952 Smooth as cream, babe. 660 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,081 FP led me right to where he buried the body, 661 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:38,542 we moved what was left and everyone was appropriately grateful. 662 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:42,254 -Even Betty? -Even Betty. 663 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:44,048 That's great. 664 00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,136 I love you, babe. 665 00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:51,931 I love you, too. 666 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,351 [Cheryl] Why, Aunt Cricket, whatever can we do for you? 667 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:58,938 It's Bedford, Cheryl, dear. He didn't come home last night 668 00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:00,648 and I was wondering if you'd seen him. 669 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,483 He said he might come around Thistlehouse. 670 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:06,320 -Hm. -Why, no, we didn't see him. 671 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:09,240 Oh. Well, you wouldn't mind if I had a peek around, would you? 672 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,910 Actually, auntie, I would mind. 673 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,372 Unless you have a search warrant from the local constable in hand? 674 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:17,748 I don't... 675 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,500 but I'll get one. 676 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:21,544 Good luck with that. 677 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:24,422 Now, you remember where the door is, yes? 678 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,347 When's Munroe back? 679 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:34,598 Next week. 680 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,058 Cool. 681 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,644 Crap, Andrews. 682 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:40,229 What's that? 683 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:57,705 Holy hell. 684 00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,039 Is he dead? 685 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:00,958 [moaning] 686 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:04,420 We gotta get him to a hospital right now. 687 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:13,804 What's going on? 688 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:17,391 Well, I heard that seminar has been canceled for the rest of the semester 689 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:21,020 and we're all getting automatic 4.0s on account of Chipping's 690 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:22,188 fall from grace. 691 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:26,066 Well, I heard we're getting a new teacher, Celeste Ng. 692 00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,944 -I heard Ian McEwan. -Be still my heart. 693 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,237 [door opens] 694 00:41:32,114 --> 00:41:33,199 Hello, students. 695 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,369 I'll be taking over Mr. Chipping's seminar this semester. 696 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,289 I've been told you're the best and the brightest. 697 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,459 I look forward to putting that to the test. test.