1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,460 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale: 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:05,463 [Hiram] I am excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine 3 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,257 and announce my candidacy for mayor. 4 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,384 Our father needed help. 5 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,052 "Our father"? 6 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,555 Thanks for meeting with me, Mr. DuPont. I wanted to talk to you 7 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,724 about the first book in the Baxter Brothers series. 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,934 -You didn't write it. -You're very lucky... 9 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:21,563 I don't take you to the headmaster and get you expelled. 10 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,982 -Are you okay? -[Chipping] I'm sorry, Jughead... 11 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:25,984 that I couldn't help you. 12 00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:29,070 I will be taking over Mr. Chipping's seminar. 13 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,990 [Cheryl] Aunt Cricket? Uncle Bedford? 14 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,241 -Cheryl. -Uncle Bedford. 15 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:37,203 You are going away for a long, long time, Cheryl. 16 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:40,874 [Toni] Let go of her, you monster! [yells] 17 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,587 -You wanna fight me again? -Don't you need to put your mask on first? 18 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,423 We gotta get him to a hospital. 19 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,135 [Jughead] Thanksgiving. 20 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:56,056 The time of year when friends and family gather to eat turkey, 21 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:59,934 watch the big game and give thanks for all that they have. 22 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,776 But for Archie, this year was all about what he'd lost. 23 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,528 It was the first Thanksgiving without his father. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,906 And the void that Fred Andrews left 25 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,450 was as cold as the winds blowing through the town. 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,996 And while Archie was thinking of ways to give back, 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,916 Riverdale's new mayor was grabbing all that he could. 28 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,668 Hiram Lodge had run unopposed, 29 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:29,005 allowing him to ascend to power virtually overnight. 30 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:33,259 Meanwhile, across town, at Riverdale General Hospital, 31 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,595 a different family gathering was taking place. 32 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,305 For the Dickenson crime clan, 33 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,724 the only dish on the Thanksgiving menu was revenge. 34 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,018 Now that our boy Dodger is stable... 35 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,938 we'll find whoever did this to him. 36 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,982 Guy from the community center. Gotta be. 37 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,360 What community center? 38 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:52,946 Who the hell are you talking about? 39 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:56,116 [Jughead] Weather forecasters were calling for an epic ice storm, 40 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,326 and you could literally feel the temperature dropping. 41 00:01:58,409 --> 00:01:59,244 Mija. 42 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,539 Hey. You were missed this morning. 43 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,334 Oh, wait, was your inauguration today? 44 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:10,588 Well, you can make it up to me tomorrow night. 45 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,299 I made reservations at the Sweetwater Country Club. 46 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,677 I'm helping Archie at the community center. 47 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,512 Yeah, Archie's community center. 48 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,974 Wasn't a man found bleeding out, 49 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,934 on the verge of death, right in front of it? 50 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,021 Just terrible what's going on in that part of town. 51 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,940 It's a real problem. 52 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:36,364 Well, you make sure you wish Archie a very happy Thanksgiving for me. 53 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,786 All right, everyone. Bring it in! Come on. 54 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,663 Hustle up, hustle up. 55 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,501 All right, look. 56 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,297 We know some of you guys have nowhere to go for Thanksgiving, 57 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,716 so Munroe and I are gonna keep the center open tomorrow. 58 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,635 We're gonna have hot meals with all the fixings! 59 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,345 [all cheer] 60 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,432 -Seriously? You guys are cooking? -Hell, yeah. 61 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,892 -And my mom. -And grandma. 62 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,019 So, tell your friends there's an open door policy. 63 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,937 -Everyone is invited. -All right. 64 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:14,110 And with that, the seminar is adjourned for the remainder of the week. 65 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:18,656 I hope you all have a restful and productive Thanksgiving break. 66 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,452 Mr. DuPont, before you go, I was wondering... 67 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,289 I was wondering if you had any more information 68 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,583 about why Mr. Chipping killed himself. 69 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,170 Alcoholism. Drove him to the edge. 70 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,339 Rupert had many demons, I'm afraid. 71 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,132 Well, he didn't leave a note. 72 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,801 -Hasn't been much of an investigation. -At the family's request. 73 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,055 And it was clearly a suicide. You saw it with your own eyes. 74 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,351 Mr. Chipping didn't come to you to talk about me, did he? 75 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,478 No, why would he have? 76 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,564 -Well, because I shared with him-- -That ridiculous notion... 77 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,402 of your grandfather writing the original Baxter Brothers novel? 78 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,029 He never brought it up. 79 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,241 And might I make a suggestion, Mr. Jones? 80 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:04,911 That you forget about this delusion over the Thanksgiving break. 81 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,790 Now, if you'll excuse me... 82 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,295 [Jughead] You still gonna make it? 83 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,215 Even with this biblical ice storm that they're predicting? 84 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,717 Jug, I don't care what my mom or the weatherman are saying. 85 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,679 There's zero chance that I'm not seeing you this weekend. 86 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,597 [on speaker] Well, then, hurry up and get here already. 87 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,891 -I need your help with something. -Oh... 88 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,477 You mean writing your Baxter Brothers sample? 89 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,105 Well, I am on a deadline, and that's the reason I'm hunkering down, 90 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:35,900 but also considering you and I are going to be the only ones on campus, 91 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,027 I figured it would be the perfect time 92 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,030 to do a little sleuthing into Chipping's death. 93 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,783 Because, believe me, no one else is doing it. 94 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:48,663 Hmm. Conspiracy theories and a murder mystery to solve? 95 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,165 Sounds like a romantic getaway to me. 96 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,127 All right. I love you. See you later. 97 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,676 [Cheryl] Did you hear the good news, Tee-Tee? 98 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:06,139 There's a Category 4 ice storm headed towards Riverdale like the wrath of God. 99 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,391 How is that good news, Cheryl? 100 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:13,604 Well, whilst the rest of Riverdale sits down to give thanks, 101 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,482 we'll be dumping Bedford's body in Sweetwater River, 102 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,318 just before it freezes over. 103 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:22,155 By the time spring thaw comes around, the salmon will have gobbled up his eyes. 104 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,743 Toni... 105 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,245 What is it, my sweet? 106 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,874 I feel like somebody's watching me all the time. 107 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:37,837 Whatever guilt you're experiencing, free yourself of it. 108 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:42,341 You didn't set out to do anyone any harm. 109 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:43,801 Remember? 110 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,888 You were defending me, and I love you for it. 111 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:55,438 Feast your eyes on this, boys, a true Thanksgiving cornucopia. 112 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:59,734 Wha--? Ronnie, how...? Where did you get all of this? 113 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,944 I put in a to-go order at the country club. 114 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,488 Daddy gave me the idea. 115 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:07,325 I figured this could supplement whatever you and yours are cooking for the kids. 116 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:13,456 Red, tell me this doesn't mean you are deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey. 117 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,083 Yes, I am. 118 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,126 It's tradition. My dad would do one every year. 119 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,337 Best damn turkey I ever tasted. 120 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,756 You should come by tomorrow, Mr. Jones. 121 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,675 Actually, Archie, that's what we need to talk about. 122 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,887 I hate to do this, but I'm under orders. 123 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:29,806 To shut you down. 124 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,266 What? Orders from who? 125 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,852 Let me guess, the mayor? 126 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:38,272 You've got to be kidding me. He can't do this. 127 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,234 Yeah, he can. He's mayor now, he can do anything. 128 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:44,445 And technically, the attack on Dodger's an open investigation, 129 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,489 so this is still an active crime scene. 130 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,366 Plus, Hiram said with the ice storm coming-- 131 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:52,036 He's doing this to punish me, to get me to spend the holiday with him. 132 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,871 -Can't we push back? -I did. 133 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,040 For a couple of hours. 134 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,003 Look... 135 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:05,800 I'm not supposed to say this, but I know what I would do if I was in your place. 136 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,969 Screw him. 137 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,637 Yeah. 138 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,516 I'm sorry, but Hiram Lodge is not canceling Thanksgiving. 139 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,059 Good man. 140 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,645 You're doing your dad proud. 141 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:36,664 Hey, stranger. 142 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,834 Hey. Wow, that was fast. 143 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,420 I took an earlier train to beat the storm. 144 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,341 Jug, hit save. 145 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:50,887 I know. I'm sorry. I'm almost done with my first chapter. 146 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,432 Yeah, and I can't wait to read it and to help you sleuth. 147 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,685 But right now, we have some catching up to do. 148 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,353 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 149 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:02,315 ♪ Feel the heat under the tide ♪ 150 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,693 [Alice] FP, what's wrong? 151 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:07,987 Hiram. 152 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,742 I can't believe I'm working for him again. Still doing his damn dirty work. 153 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:17,413 Well, you can do like we talked about. You could quit. 154 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:20,500 That's what he expects me to do. But you know what I'm not gonna do? 155 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,503 I'm not gonna wear that crap uniform to tell a bunch of teenagers 156 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,713 that they can't feed homeless kids. It's... 157 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,468 Well, whatever you decide, I back you 100 percent. 158 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,512 I appreciate that, Alice. 159 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,807 -But I do have one request. -Hm. 160 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:40,603 Mm-hm. 161 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,146 Mm-hm. 162 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:44,982 I'm not really in the mood to cook. 163 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,861 So, can we have turkey dinner at Pop's tomorrow night? 164 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,364 -Fine by me. -[squeals] 165 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,618 -Since we have the house to ourselves... -[chuckles] 166 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,453 Oh. 167 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,334 What happened to dinner at the club? 168 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,379 Well, the club was closed because of the storm, 169 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,630 so we decided to order in. 170 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,633 [Hermosa] Plus, I have to take an earlier flight back to Miami. 171 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:16,931 But I couldn't bear to miss my first Thanksgiving all together. 172 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,474 Hermanita. 173 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,602 Please. Join us. 174 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,980 [Veronica] Never. 175 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,190 Only your blackened heart 176 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:30,528 would take away Thanksgiving from a bunch of underprivileged kids 177 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,196 just to get what you want. 178 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,700 Are you referring to my decision to close Archie's shelter? 179 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:38,828 It was a matter of public safety, mija. It's nothing personal. 180 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,631 Neither was that, Papi. 181 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,678 [Archie] Are you sure you still wanna come, Mom? 182 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,388 [Mary] Yeah. It's Thanksgiving. 183 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,850 I know the difference between the letter of the law and doing what's right, 184 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,893 and feeding those kids is what's right. 185 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,231 Anyway, Hiram's not gonna have guards stationed outside the door. 186 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,983 Honestly, I'm more worried about the storm. 187 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:13,112 Well, I'll put chains on the truck tires and salt the sidewalk around the center. 188 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,283 Mom. 189 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,493 -[sobs] -Hey, what's wrong? 190 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,038 It's your father. 191 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,665 I just miss him. 192 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,584 -It's not right. -No. 193 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,130 But, hey, we'll get through this. 194 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,842 And we're doing exactly what he'd be doing. 195 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,016 [Toni] We're in trouble, Cheryl. 196 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,894 -Pray tell. -I just ran into your Aunt Cricket. 197 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,563 She's parked down the road, spying on us. 198 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,482 That's the reason why I've been feeling watched. 199 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,776 Did you interact with that nosy, old turkey waddle? 200 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,612 Babe, how are we gonna get rid of your Uncle Bedford's body, 201 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,322 now that she's staking us out? 202 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,786 We need to scare dear Cricket off, once and for all, 203 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,206 and disabuse her of the idea that she will ever get 204 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:08,084 even a sliver of our maple empire... 205 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,880 by... 206 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,678 inviting her to celebrate a traditional Blossom Thanksgiving with us. 207 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,265 One honoring my gothic, ghoulish roots. 208 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,059 I'm afraid to ask. 209 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,353 Toni... 210 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,523 there's a family legend Nana Rose shared with me 211 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,067 on one of her more lucid days 212 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:38,239 that will be the centerpiece of a carefully planned performance art piece. 213 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,076 A tale so gruesome, it will turn Aunt Cricket's hair white 214 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,704 and send her fleeing into the night, never to be heard from again. 215 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:50,918 I missed you. 216 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,295 I missed you, too. 217 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,592 I was thinking about Mr. Chipping again earlier. 218 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:03,722 How he died just after he went to talk to DuPont about my grandpa. 219 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:10,187 I think Mr. DuPont threatened or blackmailed him into killing himself. 220 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:17,361 Wow, that's an extreme theory, Jug. What's the motive? 221 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,574 Well, the Baxter Brothers franchise is worth something like $200 million. 222 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,202 That's a compelling motive for Mr. DuPont not to want his fraud exposed. 223 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,955 Yeah, but what leverage did DuPont have over Chipping 224 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,748 to make him kill himself? 225 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,167 This is where it gets interesting. 226 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,962 How do you get someone to do something they don't wanna do? 227 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,338 Blackmail, right? 228 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:44,054 Look... at these yearbook photos I printed out of Mr. DuPont and Chipping. 229 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,347 These are decades apart. 230 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,224 You notice anything? 231 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,770 -Is that the same tie pin? -Yes. 232 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:57,276 Apparently, that is the mark of Quill and Skull. 233 00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:00,404 It's one of Stonewall's oldest secret societies. 234 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,823 And like so many secret societies, 235 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,700 what if their initiation has something to do 236 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,119 with you revealing your deepest and darkest secrets? 237 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,664 Well, then, DuPont may have used Chipping's blackmail material 238 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,333 to coerce him into suicide. 239 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,251 That's exactly what I was thinking. 240 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,588 And maybe some of my current classmates are part of the same society. 241 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,299 I mean, I checked Bret's side of the room, but so far there's no sign 242 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,051 of a telltale tie pin. 243 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,596 Is it getting colder in here? 244 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,056 Yeah. 245 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,016 The radiator's on. 246 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,310 Just barely. 247 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,855 Is this the part where we freeze and starve to death? 248 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,190 No, this is the part 249 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,901 where we get back in bed and order Chinese food. 250 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,196 [Betty chuckles] 251 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,326 -[bell jingles] -[Hiram] Oof! 252 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,453 ["Auld Lang Syne" playing over speakers] 253 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,540 Of all the burger joints, they have to walk into ours? 254 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,959 Mr. Lodge. Wasn't expecting to see you here tonight. 255 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:59,171 Well, truthfully, our dinner plans fell through, so we braved the storm. 256 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,966 -Take a seat. I'll be right out. -Thank you, Pop. 257 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,134 -Here you go. -Thank you. 258 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,263 ♪ And never brought to mind? ♪ 259 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,181 FP. Alice. 260 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:13,769 ♪ Should old acquaintance be forgot ♪ 261 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,814 -Okay. -Hermione, Hiram. 262 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:18,941 Would you like to join us? 263 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,529 ♪ For auld lang syne ♪ 264 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,948 -We would love to. -Yeah, okay. 265 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,075 [groans] 266 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,660 That's strike three. 267 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,329 Nowhere's gonna be delivering because of this ice storm. 268 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,708 How about... 269 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,377 I just raid the vending machine? 270 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:39,753 Yes. 271 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,381 I can finally live out my Charlie Brown fantasy 272 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,341 of having junk food for Thanksgiving dinner. 273 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,426 Yes! Okay. 274 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,178 I will have Stonewall's finest chocolate-chip cookies, 275 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,764 chips, soda, and candy, please. 276 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,351 Get yourself something, too. 277 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,856 [coins rattling] 278 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,445 [machine beeping] 279 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,252 Who the hell are you? 280 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,006 -What do you want? -[Betty grunts] 281 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,717 Betty. 282 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,886 I saw him sneak past the door. 283 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,598 [Donna] What the hell, you guys? 284 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,643 What did you do to him? 285 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,854 Donna. What did we do? What are you guys doing here? 286 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,359 And why are you wearing bunny masks? And carrying an ax? 287 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,986 We were just trying to scare you, Jones, have a little fun. 288 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,780 All right, well, now your friend is bleeding, 289 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,240 and I'm sure this place's infirmary is locked up really tight. 290 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,993 So, yeah, that's fun. Let's get him up. 291 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,538 [Munroe] Oh, there he is. What's going on, Eddie? You want some cider or some cocoa? 292 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,166 [Veronica] Even if the storm's keeping most people away, 293 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,418 thank goodness you're doing this, Archie. 294 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,879 -Where else would they have gone? -I don't know. 295 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,257 But I'm thinking maybe we should keep the center open overnight. 296 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,051 No one should be out in this ice. 297 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,345 You're too good for this world, Archiekins. 298 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,389 Hey. 299 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,349 How you holding up? 300 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,018 I'm good. Why? 301 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,438 Just wanna make sure you're okay. 302 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,357 I am, Ronnie. 303 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:29,196 It hasn't totally hit me yet, I don't think. 304 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:30,864 Well... 305 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,366 when it does... 306 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:34,993 I'm here for you. 307 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,496 Okay? 308 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,583 [Munroe] Hi. Okay. 309 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,630 Yo, just make your guys' selves at home and grab some cider. 310 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,720 Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome to the center. 311 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,096 And who are you? 312 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:58,434 I'm Archie. I run the center with Munroe, my friend. We're glad to have you. 313 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,561 But you're just a kid yourself. 314 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,313 Hey, Archie, uh, there's a spill over here. 315 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,649 I don't know where the bucket and mop is. 316 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,025 Uh, I got it, Mom. 317 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,195 Excuse me, guys. Help yourself to some hot chocolate or cider. 318 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,780 Dinner will be ready in a bit. 319 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,376 Well, that's... 320 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,838 That should do it. Three stitches, not too bad. 321 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,341 Yeah. It's easy for you to say. 322 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,764 Well, maybe next time, don't threaten my boyfriend with an ax. 323 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,445 "It saddens me greatly to realize 324 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,781 these will be the last words I ever write"? 325 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,325 Hey. Hands off, Forsythe. 326 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,620 What was that? Was that a suicide note? Mr. Chipping's? 327 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,705 It was an exercise we did. 328 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,249 We each wrote a note to see who could best capture 329 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,252 the inner workings of Chipping's troubled mind. 330 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,506 If it was an official exercise, then why wasn't I included? 331 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,592 It was outside the curriculum. Relax. 332 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,928 Come on, Bret. Let's get you cleaned up. 333 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,521 -Jug, what are they doing here? Really? -I don't know. 334 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,565 But I certainly don't believe any of that BS about a writing exercise. 335 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:32,653 Well, maybe it's incriminating evidence that they wanna get rid of 336 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,988 or fake evidence that they're trying to plant? 337 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,282 Okay, how we gonna play this game? 338 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,284 You said it. 339 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,578 Your chums like playing games. 340 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,791 Let's give them a taste of their own medicine. 341 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,339 Aunt Cricket. We're so thrilled you were able to join us 342 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,258 and that you brought Cousin Fester. 343 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,843 Well, I wanted witnesses 344 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,387 so we don't go missing the way Bedford did. 345 00:18:58,762 --> 00:18:59,638 Don't be silly. 346 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,890 Dinner will be ready soon. 347 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,518 Can I offer you some mulled berry wine to start? 348 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,230 [oil bubbling] 349 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,240 -Hey, Archie. -What's up, Eddie? 350 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,118 You see those people over there? 351 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,621 I've seen them before at the arcade. 352 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,875 They're Dodger's family. 353 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,253 What the hell? 354 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,588 You sure? 355 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,886 All right. Thanks for the heads-up. Go grab a seat, I'll take care of it. 356 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,304 And, hey, be cool. 357 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,775 I'm not sure what you're here for, but you and your boys need to leave. 358 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,694 We've got kids here. We don't want any trouble. 359 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,906 We don't want any trouble either. 360 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,370 But we've come for the man who tried to kill our Dodger. 361 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,457 Got a feeling he's you. 362 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,251 Or one of your friends. 363 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,838 I swear to you, no one here tried to hurt Dodger. 364 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,215 Well, someone did. 365 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,219 And whoever it is, he's got a real soft spot for this place. 366 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,765 We think we hang out here long enough, he'll show. 367 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,643 [Darla] In the meantime... 368 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,230 how about some of that delicious food I'm smelling? 369 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,442 You guys remember back in high school when we all used to hang out together? 370 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,570 Us griping about how horrible our parents were? 371 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,489 And now we're the horrible parents. 372 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,868 Fred never complained about his folks, not once. 373 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,246 And look what an amazing father he turned out to be. 374 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,917 I think we could all take a lesson from that, huh? 375 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,834 Yeah. 376 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:57,756 Hey, what say we continue this downstairs over drinks? 377 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,217 -Yes, yes. -Huh? To toast Fred. 378 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,720 What do you say, FP, huh? You're not on duty, are you? 379 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,684 Why the hell not, Mr. Mayor? 380 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,186 [Hermione and Hiram chuckle] 381 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,357 Well, considering we are trapped here until the morning at least, 382 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,652 let's say we pass the time with a game of Never Have I Ever. 383 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,488 I do love a good salacious drinking game. 384 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,365 I'll start. 385 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,703 Never have I ever kissed a girl. 386 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,290 Betty. 387 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,504 Never have I ever... 388 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,381 done drugs. 389 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,680 Jones, I'm surprised. Isn't Riverdale like the drug capital of the world? 390 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,767 Never have I ever... 391 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,644 been in a gang. 392 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,273 [Donna] Really? 393 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,900 But you look so sweet. 394 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,528 Oh, well, I'm not as sweet as you might think. 395 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,287 Never have I ever been in a secret society. 396 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,627 Oops, looks like you lose that round, Forsythe. 397 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,296 Now you gotta finish the whole flask. 398 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:26,344 [Betty] Time for a refill. 399 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,096 I'll go get the bottle from your room, Jug. 400 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,479 Jug, I found this tie pin in Donna's room, and it has an engraving on the back. 401 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,731 The initials RC. 402 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,984 -What was Mr. Chipping's first name? -Rupert. 403 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,821 These are his initials. How does Donna have this? 404 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,491 Killers often take something from their victim 405 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,618 as a souvenir or trophy. 406 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,001 How long can this go on for? 407 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,462 We have to fight back. 408 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,841 No offense to your guns, Munroe, but they have real ones. 409 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,009 If I can get into the office, in my desk, 410 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,054 I have a drawer full of weapons that I confiscated off the kids, 411 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,055 knives, switchblades-- 412 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,348 Now hold on. 413 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,433 I'm not sure I endorse this plan. 414 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,061 Adding more weapons to the stew? One of those kids could get hurt. 415 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,317 -[Fagan] Ooh. -[Bill] Whoo! 416 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,652 [Darla] Mmm. 417 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,574 -[Munroe] Malcolm! -What you doing, runt? 418 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,034 -Want this? -Relax! He didn't know what he was doing. 419 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,619 Don't do it! He's just a kid. 420 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,163 Everyone, stay back. 421 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,873 [Mary] Archie! 422 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:19,457 That's for my brother. 423 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,212 You know what I think, Carrot Top? 424 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,591 I think you've got a hero complex. 425 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:30,594 You know what else I think? 426 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,639 I think you beat my boy Dodger into a coma, 427 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,143 and then you called an ambulance so no one would suspect you. 428 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:40,687 But a mother, she knows. 429 00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,522 And you... 430 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,775 you are gonna pay for what you've done! 431 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,445 Now get your ass down! 432 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,498 [oil bubbling] 433 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:01,416 Say it. 434 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,877 Say it's you. 435 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,129 You're the one who almost killed my son. 436 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,464 Ms. Dickenson, please... 437 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,759 whatever it is that you think you have to do, you don't. 438 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:11,676 Say it! 439 00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:14,512 Confess, boy, 440 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,641 before things start getting real ugly in here. 441 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,189 If I say it... 442 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,192 you'll let everyone else here go? 443 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,818 Then you can do whatever you want to me. 444 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:29,945 I'll take that deal. 445 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,198 But I need to hear you say it. 446 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:35,784 Fine. 447 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,372 [Eddie] Please, stop, stop. It's me! 448 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,249 I wear the mask! I'm the dark dude! 449 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,750 -Leave Archie alone! -Eddie, shut up. 450 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,043 It's not him. 451 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,503 It's me! The mask is mine. 452 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,421 Toby, sit down and shut up. 453 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,881 I'm the guy you want. 454 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,132 [Darla] That's enough! 455 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,136 Now, that was a touching display. 456 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:59,266 Hell, another day, I might've even cried. 457 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,600 But not today. 458 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,687 I already spilt all my tears over my son. 459 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,729 And, boy, 460 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:09,526 your mother is gonna find out exactly what that feels like. 461 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,529 [all gasp] 462 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,907 Go! Get in the office! Go, go, go! 463 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,002 -[screams] -Don't even try it. 464 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:31,006 Stop! Step away from my son! 465 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,719 I have the right to protect myself against intruders with deadly force. 466 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,387 So, unless you want me to use it, 467 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,724 you have exactly five seconds to get the hell out of here. 468 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:42,600 One... 469 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,644 two... 470 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,272 -three... -[groans] 471 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,482 four... 472 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,532 Lock the door behind them. Let's call the police. 473 00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:58,575 Mrs. Andrews. 474 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,202 I'm obsessed. 475 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,331 Yeah, Mom, since when are you Dirty Harry? 476 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,334 What was that explosion? 477 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:22,515 Who in their right mind tries to deep-fry a turkey inside? 478 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,104 [jazz music playing over speakers] 479 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:33,234 You're nursing it, FP. What's the matter? You don't like my rum? 480 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,361 [FP scoffs] 481 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,490 Well, someone's gotta be clear-headed enough to drive the rest of you home. 482 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,994 FP... 483 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,206 you know, I sensed that you were upset with me 484 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,459 when I asked you to shut down Archie's community center earlier. 485 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,006 Anyway, I appreciate your cooperation. 486 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,594 -I'm gonna make this clear, Hiram. -FP. 487 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,137 I am not your puppet. 488 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,307 When I took this job, I pledged to serve and protect Riverdale, 489 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,642 not to do your bidding. 490 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,235 -Why don't you settle down? -Mm-hm. 491 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:16,694 What's the matter? 492 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:21,366 You put a hit out on my son, you bastard. You think I forgot about that? 493 00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:24,119 Yeah. Is that why you tried to murder me 494 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,371 at the behest of my own wife? 495 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:27,997 [Hermione] Hiram. 496 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,459 [Alice] FP! 497 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:34,504 FP. 498 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,007 Finish it. 499 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,218 Do it. 500 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,721 -Or get the hell off me. -FP. 501 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,222 [Hiram] Come on. 502 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,598 I'm not gonna do it, 503 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,058 but you deserve it. 504 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,645 Everyone in this room, hell, everyone in this town, 505 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,605 knows that you deserve it! 506 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,111 [bottle shatters] 507 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,743 [Cheryl] Whilst we all tuck into our delicious homemade meat pies, 508 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,328 might I suggest we reminisce about some Thanksgivings of yore? 509 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:11,207 Nana, will you regale us? 510 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,500 Well... 511 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:18,339 there is the story of the first Blossom Thanksgiving, 512 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,259 but it's a dark chapter. 513 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,011 Deeply dark. 514 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:23,928 That's fine. 515 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,805 I'd love to hear more about your family, 516 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:27,640 warts and all. 517 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:30,101 [Nana] The weather turned, 518 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:34,355 and the Blossom settlers were surprised by 519 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:39,360 a sudden brutal onset of ice. 520 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:42,322 Much like tonight. 521 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,950 The wagons were snowed in, and soon after, 522 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,995 the hunger set in. 523 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:52,332 Deep. 524 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,460 Aching. 525 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,129 Gnawing. 526 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:04,177 Stomachs groaning so loud, they drowned out the wind until... 527 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,095 Until what, Nana? 528 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:11,392 The Blossoms turned on one another. 529 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,437 They had to eat their own. 530 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,564 Survive... 531 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:20,068 on Blossom flesh. 532 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:21,736 [Fester gulps] 533 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,532 Do you mean... cannibalism? 534 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:31,120 Why, I can only imagine what a scandal like that would do to our family name, 535 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,374 especially if it were to come out right as Aunt Cricket were attempting 536 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,459 to negotiate a sale for our maple business. 537 00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:40,588 Please. No one would believe that snuff. 538 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,215 I wouldn't be so sure of that. 539 00:30:42,715 --> 00:30:45,677 We Blossoms have always been highly carnivorous. 540 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,303 I mean... 541 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:50,390 I ate my brother Julian in the womb. 542 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:54,686 And you're eating those meat pies we prepared especially for you. 543 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,981 [grunts] My tooth. 544 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,651 What on earth? 545 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:05,780 [Cricket] What...? 546 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,991 Is this Uncle Bedford's ring? 547 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,327 What does this mean? 548 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,162 It means, Aunt Cricket... 549 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,957 that you're welcome to search the house. 550 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,334 It means that Uncle Bedford... 551 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,628 will never be found. 552 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,339 It means that any evidence he was ever here... 553 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:28,636 is in the process of being... digested. 554 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,056 In other words... 555 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,142 I think you know what it means. 556 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:35,935 You... 557 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,353 You're bluffing. 558 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:42,275 Not even you are deranged enough to commit such an unspeakable abomination. 559 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:43,860 On the contrary. 560 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,156 [gasps] Which reminds me, it's time for dessert. 561 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:49,365 Tee-Tee? 562 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,659 [Fester screams] 563 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,870 [Cheryl] Face facts, Aunt Cricket. 564 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:57,498 You and Cousin Fester have just committed a vile act of cannibalism, 565 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,500 which is illegal in this state. 566 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,878 So, unless you want the world to learn as much, 567 00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:04,339 you will leave us the hell alone. 568 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,175 You do not knock on my door. You do not harass my girlfriend. 569 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,928 You do not ask me to sell off my Blossom legacy ever again. 570 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:12,263 Are we clear? 571 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,684 Now, would you like me to pack up the rest of Bedford for you in Tupperware? 572 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:18,686 [gagging] 573 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:20,855 Fester! 574 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:25,276 -[door opens, then closes] -[Cheryl giggles] 575 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:34,202 There you two are. We thought you'd been murdered. 576 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,621 No dice on the booze, I see. 577 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,039 Not a drop to be found. 578 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,668 But I say we keep playing the game, and I'll go next. 579 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,296 Never have I ever tried to cover up a murder. 580 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:52,095 Oh, you guys are just so cool. You know that? 581 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:56,224 You're never breaking a sweat, never betraying an emotion. 582 00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,019 Hell, writing fake suicide notes, how cool is that? 583 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,482 But you guys aren't as devious as you think. 584 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:07,777 Otherwise, you wouldn't have left incriminating evidence, 585 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,405 like Mr. Chipping's tie pin. 586 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,699 You went into my room? 587 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,326 It was an accident. I mean, all the doors look the same. 588 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,370 [Jughead] Between the suicide note and the tie pin, 589 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:20,289 you two are trying to cover up something about Mr. Chipping's suicide. 590 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:21,708 Or was it a murder? 591 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,251 Care to explain? 592 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:25,878 You were there, Jones. 593 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,672 You saw him jump. 594 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,632 No one pushed him out that window. 595 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,009 Not physically. 596 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,221 But psychologically, Mr. Chipping could've been pushed to the edge. 597 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,272 Donna. 598 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:49,235 How? Where... did you get this? We just wanna know the truth. 599 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,279 Mr. Chipping gave it to me, okay? 600 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:52,613 We were having an affair. 601 00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:00,997 I knew it was wrong, 602 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:04,500 and I didn't want anybody to get into trouble, 603 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,544 so I tried to break it off with him. 604 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:10,715 But then he got aggressive. 605 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,550 I was so scared. 606 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:16,304 I told him if he didn't stop, I'd go to the headmaster, and then... 607 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,224 the next day, he jumped out the window. 608 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,230 I can't live my life doing Hiram's bidding, Alice. 609 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:30,401 I'm not cut out for it. There's too much blood on the tracks. 610 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,781 -I hear you. -I am a Serpent, Alice. I'm a Serpent. 611 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:39,035 Every bone in my body is a Serpent. 612 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:44,123 Okay. So, is there a rule that says that you can't be both? 613 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,173 That's not bad. 614 00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,968 If Hiram can be mayor and a kingpin, 615 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,012 who says that I can't be sheriff... 616 00:34:58,805 --> 00:34:59,764 and a gang leader? 617 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:04,977 [Alice chuckles] 618 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,109 How are you feeling, my love? 619 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,655 I think, relieved. 620 00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:20,034 Am I crazy, or did we just manage to pull our plan off? 621 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,369 The latter. 622 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,581 By morning, Sweetwater River will have frozen over, 623 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,834 and Aunt Cricket and Cousin Fester will be back 624 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,294 in whatever ring of hell they typically inhabit, 625 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,756 digesting those yummy Iamb meat pies. 626 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,177 And Uncle Bedford's name will never be spoken aloud again. 627 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,430 I do feel some kind of peace, 628 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,516 in some weird way. 629 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:46,853 We defended our home from hostile invaders. 630 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,731 And for the rest of the weekend, 631 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,109 we have nothing to worry about but ourselves. 632 00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,741 And... something I haven't yet said. 633 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:07,456 I love you... 634 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,334 and I'm so grateful to you. 635 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,503 Yeah, I love you, too, babe. 636 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,174 And happy Thanksgiving. 637 00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:28,561 I'm just so confused. 638 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,272 This whole time, Mr. Chipping was the bad guy? 639 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,858 It wasn't Bret or Mr. DuPont? 640 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,152 And poor Donna... 641 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:41,032 I'm not so sure that Donna isn't playing us, Jug. 642 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:44,619 What do you mean? Are you saying she made all of that up? 643 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,913 Well, I don't wanna say that because there's a possibility 644 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,664 that they had a harrowing affair. 645 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:55,212 But there's a possibility in which the story that she told me 646 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:59,342 was just to stall us from uncovering the real truth. 647 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,764 You should just talk to your headmaster, Jug. 648 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,726 I mean, get it on his radar that something weird is happening at this school. 649 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:10,728 Yeah. That's a good idea. 650 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,230 I will. 651 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:17,443 Hey, I was thinking maybe, if the storm clears up by tomorrow morning, 652 00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:18,986 that we can go home for the weekend. 653 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,113 Sure. In the meantime, how...? 654 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,115 How will we stay warm tonight? 655 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,745 [Betty giggling] 656 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,920 Before we start... 657 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:39,590 we were never a particularly religious house, 658 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:42,593 but the one thing we always did, 659 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:45,680 the one thing my husband always liked to do 660 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,474 when we sat down together to eat as a family, 661 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,393 was to say grace. 662 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,187 He believed in that. 663 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,732 Archie, would you do the honors? 664 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,276 Yeah. 665 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:06,367 Bless us, O Lord, for these, the gifts, which we are about to receive. 666 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,328 For this day, for this food, 667 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:13,374 for our family, for our friends, we thank you. Amen. 668 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,126 -[Veronica] Amen. -Amen. 669 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:16,294 And then he would say... 670 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:18,838 Dig in, everyone. 671 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:21,507 I'm grateful to be alive and to be here with you. 672 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:33,602 What's this about, sheriff? 673 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:36,063 Dodger Dickenson's family is at-large and dangerous. 674 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,233 And we have reason to believe they might try to get to him before they skip town. 675 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,736 Well, we monitor our patients fairly closely. 676 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:47,158 Well, not closely enough, huh, doc? 677 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,080 Ah. Excuse me, headmaster? 678 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,167 [inaudible dialogue] 679 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:06,844 [Jughead] What's that all about? 680 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:11,348 Donna came clean to the headmaster about her affair with Chipping. 681 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:14,143 How he basically abused and harassed her. 682 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,190 She was trying to protect his family, prevent any further pain, 683 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:22,401 but after Betty broke into her room, 684 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:25,780 Donna felt like she had no choice but to talk to the authorities 685 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,616 about all the awful things Chipping did to her. 686 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:33,788 Well, I guess there's no doubt about it anymore. 687 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,540 Chipping's death was a suicide, 688 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,460 driven by a guilty man's fear of exposure. 689 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,299 Case closed, Detective Jones. 690 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:15,621 [playing ballad] 691 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:26,006 Archie? 692 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:31,637 Yesterday was, without a doubt, 693 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,014 the strangest Thanksgiving I've ever had. 694 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,518 I mean, I pointed a gun at a woman. 695 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,562 Welcome to Riverdale, Mom. 696 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:45,067 Yeah, it's a far cry from me, you and Dad eating fried turkey and watching football. 697 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,989 He never made it past the third quarter. He fell asleep on the couch. 698 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:57,413 You know, I've been thinking about that deep fryer exploding when it did. 699 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,291 I mean, what are the odds of that? 700 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,961 -That saved us, Archie. -Yeah, we got lucky, Mom. 701 00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:05,880 No, that wasn't luck. 702 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,591 That was your dad watching out for us. 703 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:11,969 I think you're right. 704 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:14,680 And that gives me an idea. 705 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,017 [applause] 706 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:30,863 What do you think, Mom? 707 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,657 Your father never would've believed this. 708 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:36,410 Everything you've been building here. 709 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:38,704 All of you. 710 00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:41,081 He'd be honored... 711 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:43,626 and so proud. d...