1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,879 [Jughead] Spirit Week had arrived at Riverdale High. 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:08,925 And for the first time in years, the students had something to celebrate. 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:14,097 The long-suffering Bulldogs, in large part thanks to breakout star Munroe Moore, 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,850 were finally going to the state finals 5 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:20,145 where they would take on the undisputed titans of the gridiron, 6 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,980 the Stonewall Stallions. 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,108 For Principal Honey, who commissioned an article about the game 8 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,776 from ace reporter Betty Cooper, 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,947 the championship was, at last, something positive to promote. 10 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,826 But for Riverdale's star QB, Archie Andrews, 11 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,121 this Spirit Week was special for a different reason. 12 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,707 It would be the last of his career. 13 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,584 Jones. 14 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,961 How long have you had that machine? 15 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,338 Feels like forever. Why? 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,133 Think it's about time for an upgrade? 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,136 No, keys are used to my fingertips. 18 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,722 -Plus I'm sentimental and superstitious. -[chuckles] 19 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,223 [computer chimes] 20 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:59,726 Oh, crap. I gotta go. 21 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,395 Mr. DuPont's summoned me for some reason. 22 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,525 [door opens, then closes] 23 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:11,321 How did I get an interview with Yale? I didn't even apply. 24 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,407 Yes, but the recruiter is a friend of mine 25 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,994 so I slipped him your short stories and he was quite impressed. 26 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,662 I assume you're interested? 27 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,875 Yale is my girlfriend's dream school and she didn't get in, so... 28 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,670 Yes, well, the heart can be a difficult minefield to navigate, 29 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,047 but take my advice: 30 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,758 Figure it out, don't be foolish. 31 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,136 [Reggie] Mm. Gotta go with number three. 32 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,055 It's damn good, Ronnie. 33 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,099 It's my special shimmy on Abuelita's recipe. 34 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,228 I thought your dad patented the recipe so you couldn't use it. 35 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:47,398 Daddy may have patented our family recipe for his own profit, 36 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:52,779 but this is a modified spiced rum, with a unique flavor profile. 37 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:57,575 Now it's time to introduce Luna Rum to the outside world. 38 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,412 [school bell rings] 39 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:04,833 [Honey] Cheryl. 40 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,710 Girls, how fortuitous. 41 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,630 -I'd like you to meet someone. -[Cheryl] No time to chat. 42 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:13,049 We're on our way to practice our Spirit Week musical routine, 43 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:14,801 which will, naturally, be epic. 44 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,931 On that subject, as was discussed with Mrs. Burble, 45 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:24,227 I have brought in Miss Appleyard to be your new coach. 46 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,437 But cheer season is almost done, Mr. Honey. 47 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,232 I can handle this, Holden. 48 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,860 Hmm. 49 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:37,949 I'm not sure what Honey has told you, but we don't need a coach. 50 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,117 I run the show around here. 51 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,370 Howevs, we are looking for a launder woman. 52 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,039 From now on, we're gonna change things up. 53 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,877 The Vixens are a cheer squad, so we'll be focusing on cheers, 54 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,462 not singing and dancing to pop songs. 55 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,591 Now, gather the rest of the girls and meet me out on the field 56 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,551 so we can practice some drills, okay? 57 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:01,389 I'm sorry, am I hallucinating, or did you just give me an order? 58 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:04,601 I led my last team to nationals three years in a row. 59 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,145 I think I know what I'm doing here. 60 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,482 That's right, Munroe. 61 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,028 Okay. So, last game of the season. 62 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,196 -[exhales sharply] -How do you feel, Arch? 63 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,741 Honestly? Like we're gonna win. 64 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,577 -[Munroe] Mm-hm. -Hmm. Munroe, what about you? 65 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,579 I'm just happy to be playing for the championship. 66 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,497 -[whoops] -He's being humble, Betty. 67 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,666 A recruiter from Notre Dame is coming just to see him. 68 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,627 Reggie, care to comment? 69 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,921 -You want a quote, Betts? -[Betty] Sure. 70 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,422 I'll give you a quote: 71 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,467 -Stonewall sucks. -[Munroe] Mmm. 72 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:41,429 The only reason why they're undefeated is because they play dirty. 73 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,972 Dirty. Mm-hm. 74 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,559 Every team that's gone up against them this year has suffered a horrible injury. 75 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,396 -What do you mean? -I mean, they don't play to win. 76 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,232 They play to hurt. 77 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,986 But... they haven't gone up against our guy. 78 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,197 Munroe. 79 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,410 -So, you excited for the big game? -Everyone's pumped. 80 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:05,828 Can't wait to see you play. 81 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,122 If your arm's half as good as your dad's was, 82 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,874 I bet you got a hell of a throw. 83 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:12,794 Hey, Uncle Frank. 84 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:14,963 -I've been thinking. -Mm-hm. 85 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,090 Yeah, me, too. Look... 86 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,803 I really appreciate you putting me up here for the last couple weeks. 87 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,638 Getting to meet you, getting to know you. 88 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,349 You're a great kid, Archie. 89 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,226 Your dad raised you well. 90 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:30,561 But, uh... 91 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,482 I think it's time I moved on. I've paid my respects. 92 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:35,942 I was actually wondering... 93 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,111 what if you didn't leave? 94 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:41,155 You could help out here or Andrews Construction. 95 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,535 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested. 96 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,328 Problem is, that means telling-- 97 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,247 -Telling my mom you're in town. -Yeah. 98 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,833 Like I've said, not a lot of love lost there. 99 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,210 Whatever happened between you guys in the past, 100 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,545 I'm sure you can work it out. 101 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,755 Hell, she'll probably be happy to see you. 102 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,430 Let me ask you, Frank, have you even visited your brother's grave? 103 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,348 You didn't bother to show up for the funeral. 104 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,518 I was on a crab boat, Mary. I didn't get the news till a month ago. 105 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:14,856 Mom, I was thinking maybe Uncle Frank could get a job at Andrews Construction. 106 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,860 -You asked my son for a job? -No, Mom, the job was my idea. 107 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,945 [exhales sharply] Okay, fine. 108 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,447 But mark my words, Archie. 109 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:25,658 The second your uncle has to do even an ounce of hard work, 110 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,286 he will bolt so fast, your head will spin. 111 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,210 [down-tempo music playing over speakers] 112 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,713 Jug. 113 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,842 You've been dipping that fry in ketchup for five minutes. What's going on? 114 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,343 [sighs] 115 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:47,472 I have an interview with a college recruiter. 116 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:48,723 For Yale. 117 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,269 I hope that's okay. 118 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,230 Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? Because I got rejected? 119 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,357 Well... yeah, kind of. 120 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,821 Well, I would never ask you to turn down an opportunity like that 121 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,156 that was life-changing. 122 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,951 So, you're obviously gonna go and ace that interview. 123 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:14,165 Meanwhile, I'll be working on my article for Mr. Honey. 124 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,166 How's that going? 125 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,210 It's a puff piece. 126 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,338 Have you thought about interviewing the opposing team? 127 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,673 -You know, Bret's team captain. -Yeah, I know. 128 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:26,052 He's also the guy who attacked us in a bunny mask. 129 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,054 You really want me to interview that jerk? 130 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,972 It could mean drama for your piece. 131 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,311 What can I do for you, Cheryl? 132 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:37,355 We got off on the wrong Repetto-covered foot. 133 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,275 I'd like us to find a way to work together in blissful harmony. 134 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:45,571 Cheryl, I'm the coach. You're the athlete. 135 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,949 The power structure couldn't be clearer. 136 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,076 As for your muffins, 137 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,578 can I suggest a little less time baking 138 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,789 and a little more time in the weight room? 139 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,000 My body is perfection, you crone! 140 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,044 And you may be the coach, 141 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,005 but I think you'll find the Vixens are mine forever more. 142 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,760 [door closes] 143 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:13,182 Full disclosure, Bret, I wasn't going to interview you. 144 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,436 But then I heard rumors that your team plays dirty. 145 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,522 "They don't play to win. 146 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,024 They play to hurt." 147 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:25,570 Betty... 148 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,408 have you ever really watched or studied football? 149 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:34,078 Because, sweetheart, it's not a knitting circle. 150 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,706 It's social Darwinism in uniforms. 151 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,795 Football is... a sport of gladiators. 152 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,300 And you win by debilitating and slaughtering your enemies. 153 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:50,511 Mm. 154 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,848 Gosh, I have to go, but... 155 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,976 you can quote me on that. 156 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,691 You can bet your ass I will, psycho. 157 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,450 [Veronica] As restaurant owners, 158 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:16,829 you know the importance of quality in every dish and glass you serve. 159 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:23,419 Luna Rum is a small-batch operation, focused on making each bottle special. 160 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,215 The name Luna comes from my abuelita and 161 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,134 generations of rum-making women in my family. 162 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,929 Interesting. Is that cardamom? 163 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:36,265 Among other things. It's my own special blend. 164 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:42,063 Luna is all about valuing tradition, while adding a touch of modern sabor. 165 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:44,815 I'll take a case. This is special. 166 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:46,651 Wonderful. 167 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,861 Your customers will not be disappointed. 168 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:07,964 [exhales sharply] 169 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,177 A good writer needs the best tools. 170 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:14,762 Did you get me this? 171 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,015 It's a welcome gift from the Quill and Skull. 172 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,102 Speaking of which, meet us in the basement tonight, 10:00 sharp. 173 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,436 Dare I ask why? 174 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,689 You'll see. 175 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,696 How can I help you, Cheryl? 176 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:36,200 We're going on strike. During Spirit Week, no less. 177 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,246 You must fire Miss Appleyard. 178 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:43,541 She's a rotten scourge who has afflicted our divine sisterhood. 179 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,296 I'd hate for there to be a big Vixens-shaped hole 180 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,965 during the most important football game of the year. 181 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,301 Nay, the century. 182 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,261 Hm. 183 00:09:57,054 --> 00:10:00,016 I usually don't respond well to threats. 184 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,396 But in this case, I'll consider it. 185 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,776 Thank you for meeting with me. Like I said on the phone, 186 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,070 I'm writing a story about the Stonewall Stallions, 187 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,324 about the rumors that they play dirty. 188 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,494 I've been studying game tape and there's a pattern of violence. 189 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,704 Wanton violence. 190 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,374 -Those Stonewall guys are maniacs. -"Maniacs"? How so? 191 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,461 The Stonewall linemen broke my arm while I was in the pile. 192 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:31,130 -Do you mean on purpose? -Definitely on purpose. 193 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,673 The hit came out of nowhere. 194 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,134 -After the whistle. -And did the refs do anything? 195 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,511 They pay off the refs to look the other way. 196 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,388 -This is huge. -The worse the injury... 197 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,307 -Yeah? -The bigger the bounty. 198 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,850 I'm sorry, did you just say "bounty"? 199 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:46,103 The Stonewall coach pays his players to hurt the other team. 200 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,855 At least that's what I heard. 201 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,609 [rock music playing over speakers] 202 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:56,572 ♪ I'll take a better bullet The farthest train ♪ 203 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,617 ♪ I'll take a better bullet... ♪ 204 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,328 -I'm headed home. Later, guys. -See you, dude. 205 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:06,499 ♪ And I just keep on pulling your chain ♪ 206 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,794 ♪ You keep on holding on and on Until you're... ♪ 207 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,379 [can clatters] 208 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,381 [thumping] 209 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,683 Oh, hell, no. 210 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,690 [Munroe] Get away from me! 211 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:34,527 [Munroe groans] 212 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,994 Munroe, what happened? 213 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,205 Some guys jumped me. 214 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:49,041 -One of them swung a golf club at my knee. -I'm gonna call an ambulance. 215 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,335 -Did you see their faces? -No, they were wearing masks. 216 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,838 We don't need to have seen their faces. 217 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,673 -We know exactly who they are. -[line ringing] 218 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:56,632 [Munroe groans] 219 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,098 [Jughead] Hello? 220 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:05,975 Bret? 221 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,352 [Donna] We're in here, Forsythe. 222 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,900 [Jughead] Where's Bret? 223 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,360 [Bret] Sorry I'm late. 224 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,112 I had a prior obligation. 225 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,533 What exactly are we doing? 226 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,453 Final part of your initiation. 227 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,997 Where we really get to know you. 228 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,917 When you tell us your deepest, darkest secret. 229 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,794 -Seriously? -Yeah. 230 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,964 And we are recording this for the archives. 231 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,386 We'll tell you ours first. 232 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,059 [sighs] 233 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,519 When I was 13... 234 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:56,358 my uncle made a pass at me. And when I told my mom, 235 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,818 she didn't believe me. 236 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,529 And that's... 237 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,658 when I started cutting myself. 238 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,254 When I was 14... 239 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,761 my father got me a hooker and said, "Now it's your time to be a man." 240 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,392 I cried the whole time I was with her. 241 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,770 But I never... 242 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,773 told my father because the truth is... 243 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,193 I was afraid he'd kill me. 244 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,904 For real. 245 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,129 I used to be homeless. 246 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:04,093 And I would crash underneath this bridge by the dock on the Southside. 247 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,345 It was kind of a rough place. 248 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,430 There was this one guy named Doc. 249 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:12,184 He would stay up all night just to make sure the junkies didn't mess with me. 250 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:14,770 Then one day... 251 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,565 these drunken businessmen 252 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,861 who had heard about our little shantytown, they found Doc. 253 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,615 They beat the life out of him. 254 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,872 I didn't move. I didn't say anything. 255 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,294 And I watched. 256 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,756 I just watched it. 257 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,806 It's probably my greatest shame. 258 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,225 I've never even told that story. 259 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,685 Not even to Betty. 260 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,818 [Toni] Babe. 261 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:04,737 Tee-Tee. 262 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,988 Whyfor the long face? 263 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,700 Babe, don't lose your mind, but we've got a major problem. 264 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,538 [girl gasps] 265 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,084 What villainy is this? 266 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,129 Speak, fiends! 267 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,257 Mr. Honey threatened to ban us all from prom if we refused to cheer. 268 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,884 He said we'd ruin Spirit Week. 269 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,261 So, you caved and betrayed me? 270 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,767 Well, you may redeem yourselves yet. 271 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:39,980 Now, who shucketh off the imposter Appleyard? 272 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,864 Come on, babe. 273 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,784 This isn't over. 274 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,327 Not by a long shot. 275 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,958 [Appleyard] Ladies, eyes up front. 276 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,004 -[Bret] The dog says, "Mine." -[boy] Totally. Hey, man... 277 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,339 [Bret] I just came up with that. 278 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,757 -[Bret laughs] -Hey. 279 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,177 Oh, somebody call animal control. The Bulldogs are here. 280 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,432 You couldn't even wait to play dirty on the field, could you? 281 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,061 Heh-heh. That's how scared you were of Munroe. 282 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,563 Hey, what's going on? 283 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,234 Jones, are you friends with these welfare cases? 284 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,278 What did you just call me? 285 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,405 I called you a-- 286 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,865 -[boy 1] No. -[boy 2] Get him! 287 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,834 -[keys jingle] -[cell door opens] 288 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,002 [Frank] Hey. 289 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,879 You all right, Archie? 290 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,674 I've been in worse fights. Thanks for coming, Uncle Frank. 291 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,718 Couldn't call Mom. She's got enough to worry about. 292 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,927 That makes sense. 293 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,722 Forsythe Jones, I presume. 294 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,391 I'm Gerald Brooks from Yale admissions. Have a seat. 295 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,644 I'd like to start by complimenting your writing. 296 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,149 I'm sensing H.P. Lovecraft is an influence. 297 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,278 Yeah, a major one. 298 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,281 I'm sorry. I'm-- 299 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,534 I guess I'm just not used to people actually treating me like a real writer. 300 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,078 Yeah, well, at Yale, everyone earns their spot. 301 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:22,207 Should you be accepted, you will succeed or fail on your own merits, Mr. Jones. 302 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,375 Understood. 303 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,919 ["Crush Culture" playing] 304 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,840 [Frank] Wanna tell me what happened? 305 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,551 Those Stonewall bastards attacked my friend Munroe. 306 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:36,346 -Busted up his knee so he can't play. -So, you went looking for payback. 307 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,058 ♪ Quit checking your volume... ♪ 308 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,893 Don't be ashamed. 309 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,271 I'm the last person that should be judging anyone, Archie. 310 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,440 Especially when it comes to fighting for your friends. 311 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,109 Your dad was the same way. 312 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,819 What do you mean? 313 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,781 I mean that your dad was pretty level-headed, all things considered, 314 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,992 except when someone came after a friend or a family member, 315 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,660 he'd turn into a bit of a madman. 316 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,872 Yeah, he could be brutal in a bar fight. 317 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,876 I can't even imagine my dad throwing punches. 318 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,420 I mean, he taught me every sport, but not boxing. 319 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,548 -Wait, you box? -Yeah. I was serious about it for a while. 320 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,885 Damn. Me, too. I boxed in the Army. 321 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,221 -What weight class? -Welterweight. 322 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,015 You any good at it? 323 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,811 -[Archie] This one time, I boxed a bear. -[Frank chuckles] 324 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,270 [Betty] I need a huge favor, V. 325 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:28,357 Munroe was jumped outside of Archie's gym last night. 326 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,985 I know. Archie told me. Poor Munroe. 327 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,365 He thinks Munroe was attacked by someone from Stonewall Prep, 328 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,660 and based on the masks those creeps were wearing, I agree. 329 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,870 Probably it was Bret. 330 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,289 And I want to break the story in The Blue and Gold, 331 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,042 but I need proof or a confession. 332 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,711 Reggie says he heard Stonewall's throwing a party tonight 333 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,255 to get everyone psyched for the game. 334 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,341 Do I smell another classic B and V caper? 335 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,095 Just a V caper, unfortunately. 336 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,390 I can't get close to Bret. He knows me. 337 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,226 But I was hoping maybe you could go, 338 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,104 turn on your femme fatale charm? 339 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,438 -I'm down. -Great. 340 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,149 -Would you be willing to wear a wire? -Absolutely. 341 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:17,406 And I think I have just the tonic to help loosen Bret's lips. 342 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,200 ["Healer" playing over speakers] 343 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,794 Anything interesting happen today? 344 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,130 ♪ Healer... ♪ 345 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,048 Uh... 346 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:40,137 -I don't know what you're talking about. -F.P. told me everything, so don't. 347 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:45,517 [sighs] And, Archie, what's really upsetting... 348 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,563 is that when you needed someone, you called Frank and not me. 349 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,399 Mom, please. What is your deal with him? 350 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,278 Your Uncle Frank is your classic ne'er-do-well. 351 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,197 The straw that broke the camel's back 352 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,033 was when your father took the blame for Frank's DUI. 353 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,075 What? 354 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,537 You're saying the DUI on Dad's record wasn't his fault? 355 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,498 According to the official police report, it was, 356 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,418 but your father wasn't behind the wheel that night. 357 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,128 After Frank went on a bender, 358 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,173 he crashed our car into a telephone pole on Sycamore. 359 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,343 It was the third strike against him, so he would have done jail time. 360 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,304 So your father covered for him. And you know how Frank repaid him? 361 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,807 By skipping town the next day. That's the kind of man that Frank is. 362 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,518 Oh, and Archie? 363 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:32,231 You can play in the football game, but otherwise, you're grounded. 364 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,982 No car privileges for a month. 365 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,069 [sighs] 366 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,116 [Veronica] B, from what people are saying, this isn't just a football party. 367 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:48,288 It's a football party hosted by Stonewall's lame-ass secret society. 368 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,833 Ah. And there's Bret. 369 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,293 ["Vagabond" playing over speakers] 370 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,963 God, I can smell his privilege from across the room. 371 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,216 Okay. I'm going in. 372 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,594 ♪ Years that I walked As the earth was turning... ♪ 373 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,846 Hi, fellas. I'm Monica. 374 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,766 You wouldn't happen to be rum drinkers, by any chance? 375 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,269 Because if you are, I'm taking orders. 376 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,522 Go back to my room, undress, and wait for me. 377 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,400 -Excuse me? -You said you were taking orders. 378 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,527 [laughing] 379 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,820 [Veronica laughs] 380 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,033 Would you like some rum or not? It's spiced. 381 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,827 Yeah, sure. Pour away. 382 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,955 [Bret] The Stallions are undefeated. 383 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,251 Fifteen and 0. And that winning streak's gonna continue. Right, boys? 384 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,420 [all] Yeah! 385 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:38,171 Oh, thank you. 386 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,675 Especially now that Riverdale's top dog is out of the mix. 387 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,010 It's all over social media. 388 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,470 Attagirl. Set the trap. 389 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,724 Star player on the opposing team, 390 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,351 randomly victimized right before the big game? 391 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,479 -It's quite a stroke of luck for you. -Nah, doll. 392 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,690 We make our own luck. 393 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,108 ["Unstoppable" playing] 394 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,153 ♪ Even when my ears are ringing... ♪ 395 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,406 [whispers] Come here. 396 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,241 [Jughead] Veronica? 397 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,077 -Jughead? -Jughead? 398 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,288 Veronica? I thought your name was-- 399 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,082 Monica, yes, it is. Uh... 400 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,626 Excuse us. 401 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,713 -What the hell are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 402 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,382 I go to school here. Why are you in a wig? 403 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,260 Since when are you part of a secret society? 404 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,929 -What? -Does Betty know? 405 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,640 Because if not, she just found out. 406 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,976 ♪ You won't see me flinch ♪ 407 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,979 I didn't tell you because it's a secret society. 408 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,148 Four months ago, you hated those guys, 409 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,317 you wanted to drop out and come back to Riverdale. 410 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,526 Yeah, but I stayed. 411 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,362 You know what? I'm glad I stayed. I got a book contract. 412 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,491 Don't forget about your Yale interview, thanks to your new friends. 413 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,744 Yeah, okay, I got an interview with Yale because I'm a member of this society. 414 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,746 If I get accepted, it's because of my writing. 415 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,083 Does that really make me such a horrible person? 416 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,127 -No. -No. 417 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,590 But I hate that we're keeping secrets from each other. 418 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,051 -I thought we were done with that. -Yeah. 419 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,512 Okay, that's where I messed up. 420 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,514 I'm sorry. 421 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,017 I should have told you about Quill and Skull. 422 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,268 That's fine. 423 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,105 -What was Veronica even doing there? -She was helping me. 424 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,483 With what? 425 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,570 She was trying to get Bret to brag about attacking Munroe. 426 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,532 Some much-needed proof for my article. 427 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,534 Did Bret confess? 428 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:31,868 Not quite. 429 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,955 He was dancing around it, but then you blew her cover. 430 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,624 Oh. So I messed up a classic B and V scam? 431 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,335 -Mm-hm. -How can I make it up to you? 432 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,839 I don't think there's anything you could do. 433 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:48,051 I'll just have to file my story with quotes from unnamed sources, 434 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,679 -which I have plenty of. -Is it gonna be enough? 435 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,265 Truthfully, I'm not very hopeful. 436 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,520 [door opens, then closes] 437 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,860 -Uncle Frank. -Yeah? 438 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,988 -We should talk. -Yeah, sure thing, Arch. 439 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:10,949 Everything all right? 440 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,868 Mom told me about the DUI. 441 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:17,747 Look... 442 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,669 I was going through a rough patch. I was back in Riverdale in between tours. 443 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,214 I was just having trouble... dealing. 444 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,175 This is before I realized I needed counseling 445 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,260 for what I went through in Desert Storm. 446 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,431 I don't remember much of that night. That's not surprising. 447 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,684 When I woke up the next morning, your dad had already taken the blame. 448 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:43,690 I never would have asked Fred to do that for me, Archie. Never. 449 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,443 But he did it, because... 450 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,362 Because that's who he was. 451 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,949 And I took off, because that's who I was. 452 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,286 I was angry. I was messed up. 453 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,538 I figured I needed to clear my head 454 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,249 before I could make things right with your dad. And guess what. 455 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,460 [voice breaking] I never got that chance. 456 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,637 [Hiram] It's quite the operation you have here. 457 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,724 And you already secured some sales from restaurants, I hear. 458 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:21,061 With a touching story about your abuelita, no less. 459 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:22,812 Don't worry, Daddy. 460 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,941 I may not be able to serve rum at La Bonne Nuit, but I can make it here. 461 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,609 About that... 462 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,153 Veronica Luna, 463 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,240 you are hereby served with a cease-and-desist order 464 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,575 due to patent infringement. 465 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,248 One of the restaurant owners you gave a bottle to is a friend of mine. 466 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:44,292 I had my chemist compare your concoction to Lodge Rum. 467 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,754 And while you've embellished the recipe I own with all those spices, 468 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,965 the core remains the same, which means... 469 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:54,678 if you make another bottle, I will sue you and shut this whole operation down. 470 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,349 Or... 471 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,228 we could team up. 472 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,315 That would be a "hell no" for me, thanks. 473 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,902 Why are you so stubborn, mija? 474 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,489 You wanted me to go straight, I have. 475 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:18,994 And yet you won't accept my help. 476 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,454 Why? 477 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:23,748 Out of spite? 478 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:29,004 Maybe it's too late. Maybe... 479 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,091 too much damage has been done... 480 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,135 Daddy. 481 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,013 That's what it feels like. 482 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,183 Okay. 483 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,477 Well, if that's how you feel, I should go. 484 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,235 Good luck with everything. 485 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:00,994 [knock on door] 486 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:01,911 Yeah. 487 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:08,209 -Mr. DuPont. -Mr. Jones. May I come in? 488 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,129 Uh, yeah. Sorry it's so messy in here. 489 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,341 I've heard from one of your classmates that your girlfriend 490 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:19,846 is working on some salacious article that could be a stain on our school. 491 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:23,391 And I'm wondering if you couldn't possibly... 492 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:24,934 discourage her. 493 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:26,186 [sighs] Uh... 494 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:31,232 Mr. DuPont, I'm not gonna tell Betty what she can and can't write. That's-- 495 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,318 It's just not the way our relationship works. 496 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,532 If that's gonna affect my chances at Yale... 497 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,621 Nonsense. I appreciate the candor. 498 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,707 And in fact, the other reason I stopped by 499 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,960 was to invite you to sit with myself and Mr. Brooks 500 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,921 in the alumni section of the game. 501 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,006 Hope to see you there. 502 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,808 [Archie] How bad does it hurt? 503 00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:06,434 If I stand on it more than 10 minutes, 504 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,436 it's like someone's hitting my knee with a hammer. 505 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,939 Doctor said if I play, I could cause permanent damage. 506 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,025 Damn, dude. I'm sorry. 507 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:16,861 [Frank] Let me ask you... 508 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:19,114 if you had a way to play through the pain, would you? 509 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,031 Are you kidding? 510 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,202 -[grunts] In a heartbeat. -Well, in that case... 511 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,705 I have some pills. Meds from the VA. 512 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,208 They won't fix anything, but numb you long enough for a game. 513 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,503 Uncle Frank, no. He's not taking any pills from you. 514 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,504 Hold on. 515 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,590 -What kind of pills are we talking about? -No. 516 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,092 No way. 517 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:42,262 Frank, you're not a doctor. And, Munroe, you can't do this. 518 00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:50,520 -What are you doing? -I'm just trying to help. 519 00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:51,813 Not this way. 520 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,481 I'll see you at the game. 521 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,081 This is not the piece I asked you to write. 522 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,251 No, it's better. 523 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,922 It's an exposé about a culture of violence that's fostered at Stonewall Prep. 524 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,759 We cannot publish a story based on hearsay. 525 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:25,180 Now, I advise you to write the article that you agreed to deliver. 526 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:28,349 A story that celebrates your classmates and your school. 527 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,059 Or don't. 528 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:34,564 There's no way in hell we're printing this. 529 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,608 [softly sighs] 530 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:45,658 Dude. 531 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,452 Munroe, what are you doing here? 532 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,370 I'm not gonna fight you, Red. 533 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,624 -I'm not sitting this one out. I can't. -Why aren't you limping? 534 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,044 -Did my uncle give you those pills? -He did. 535 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,463 This is it for me. A scholarship to Notre Dame? 536 00:29:58,838 --> 00:30:00,632 That would change my life, my family's life. 537 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,592 If I go pro, they're set. 538 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:05,470 And if you get hurt, maybe you don't ever play again. 539 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:08,807 Damn it, Red. 540 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,435 This is my choice to make, not yours. 541 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,277 -[whoops] Yeah! -Yeah! 542 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,363 [crowd cheering] 543 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,367 Excuse me, are you lost? 544 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:31,204 Shouldn't you be on the Stonewall side with all the Yalies? 545 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:34,123 Uh... I don't think Yale is gonna happen anymore. 546 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:37,293 Plus, I've already been a Bulldog. How'd it go with Honey? 547 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,422 Well, as you can see, the game's still happening, so... 548 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:43,550 I tried. 549 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,219 [crowd cheering] 550 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,186 Hey, Ronnie. 551 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,898 Wanna get back at your dad for ruining your business? 552 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,360 -Any way I can, Reggie. -Parking lot. Halftime. 553 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:03,695 Meet me. 554 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,665 Whatever happens out there, we have to protect Munroe. 555 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,125 I don't need any special treatment. 556 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,210 Yes, you do. They already tried to go after you once. 557 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,045 I'm sure it's a safe bet they'll try again. 558 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,214 -And we're gonna win this. Right? -[in unison] Yeah! 559 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,882 Hell yeah, we are. "Bulldogs" on three. 560 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,801 -One, two, three. -[in unison] Bulldogs! 561 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:31,514 -[air horn blowing nearby] -[crowd cheering nearby] 562 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,568 Hello? 563 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:45,820 Who's out there? 564 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:47,947 [Appleyard grunts] 565 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:54,579 -Let me out! -[Cheryl] Listen up, bitches. 566 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:57,916 Appleyard is... 567 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,668 indisposed, so consider this a coup. 568 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,254 And before any of you reptiles object, 569 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,839 a word to the wise. 570 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:06,925 You owe me this. 571 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:12,138 I've been your fellow Vixen and HBIC for four grueling years. 572 00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:14,432 And I've never turned my back on you. 573 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,352 -Not like you did to me. -Fact. 574 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,982 Now, without further ado... 575 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,361 let's cheer our Bulldog brethren onto victory... 576 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,571 and slay. 577 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:29,697 Yeah. 578 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,034 ["Cherry Bomb" playing] 579 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,416 ♪ Can't stay at home Can't stay at school ♪ 580 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,795 ♪ Old folks say, "You poor little fool" ♪ 581 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:47,465 ♪ Down the streets I'm the girl next door ♪ 582 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,927 ♪ I'm the fox you've been waiting for ♪ 583 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:53,888 ♪ Hello, Daddy Hello, Mom ♪ 584 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,224 [Archie] Down, set! Hut! 585 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,059 ♪ Cherry bomb! ♪ 586 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:01,104 ♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪ 587 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:04,691 ♪ I'm your Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! ♪ 588 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:08,695 ♪ Stone-age love and strange sounds, too ♪ 589 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:12,156 ♪ Come on, baby, let me get to you ♪ 590 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,785 -♪ Bad nights causing teenage blues ♪ -Yeah! 591 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,913 ♪ Get down, ladies You've got nothin' to lose ♪ 592 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,166 ♪ Hello, Daddy Hello, Mom ♪ 593 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:26,337 ♪ I'm your Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! ♪ 594 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,549 ♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪ 595 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:33,302 ♪ I'm your Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! ♪ 596 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,351 ♪ Hey, street boy, want some style? ♪ 597 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,896 ♪ Your dead-end dreams Don't make you smile ♪ 598 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:47,233 ♪ I'll give you something to live for ♪ 599 00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,945 ♪ Take you and shake you To your core ♪ 600 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,198 ♪ Hello, Daddy Hello, Mom ♪ 601 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:58,035 ♪ I'm your Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! ♪ 602 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,830 ♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪ 603 00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:05,168 ♪ I'm your Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! ♪ 604 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:10,381 ♪ Cherry bomb, cherry bomb, cherry bomb! ♪ 605 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,883 ♪ Cherry bomb! ♪ 606 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:15,428 -[whistle blows] -♪ Cherry bomb! ♪ 607 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,389 [crowd cheering] 608 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,975 [cheering and shouting] 609 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,152 -Munroe, how you holding up? -I'm good. 610 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,779 Good. Then we got this. 611 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:35,156 Coach wants us to go for the two-point conversion. 612 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,784 Last play of the year, boys. Let's finish strong. 613 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,911 -On three. One, two, three. -[in unison] Bulldogs! 614 00:34:39,994 --> 00:34:40,953 [announcer] Here we go. 615 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:44,332 Last play of the championship game between the Bulldogs and the Stallions. 616 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,460 Bulldogs are going for the two-point conversion and the win. 617 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,087 [breathing heavily] 618 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,382 Down, set! Hut! 619 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,150 [crowd cheering] 620 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,407 -[whistle blows] -Get off him! 621 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,118 Munroe. 622 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:22,745 Did we get it? 623 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,581 Come on, man. 624 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,127 [players chattering and cheering] 625 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,089 [players chanting] Stonewall! Stonewall! Stonewall! 626 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:35,299 [chanting continues] 627 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,345 Archie, I don't care what that scoreboard says. 628 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:42,932 -You guys played your hearts out. -You gave Munroe drugs, Uncle Frank? 629 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:44,976 After I told you not to. 630 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,812 He's a grown man. He came to me. It was his decision. 631 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:48,938 And you almost won. 632 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:52,316 It could've been the last game he played because of you, and that's the truth. 633 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,820 Guys like you and me and Munroe have to take what we can get 634 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:58,114 however we can. Even your dad knew that. 635 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,241 And, yeah, it was a risk. 636 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:04,412 But where I come from, you respect when a man chooses for himself. 637 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,582 -[door opens] -[Munroe whoops] 638 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:08,875 Archie? 639 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,418 Mr. Andrews. 640 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,129 I just got cornered by the recruiter from Notre Dame. 641 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:15,006 Said he wants me to visit in Indiana next week. 642 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,507 He wants me to play ball for them! 643 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:18,968 That's great news, son. Congrats. 644 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,846 No one deserves it more, Munroe. 645 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:25,600 [Munroe] Guys. 646 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:28,561 -I'm going to Notre Dame! -[all cheering] 647 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,360 Hey, Betty! 648 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:37,445 Hey! 649 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,529 Betty! 650 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,116 -I heard your article got killed. -Just take the win, Bret. 651 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,119 That's exactly what we did today. We took the win. 652 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,747 You know, actually, my article wasn't killed, Bret. 653 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:51,542 I only just started digging, so who knows what I'll find. 654 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,633 I'll see you in class, Forsythe. And, Betty, let's do this again. 655 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,760 I really like winning against you. 656 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:01,719 [Betty scoffs] 657 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,139 [Cheryl] Care for a lick? 658 00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:06,557 Sure. 659 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,065 -Is that maple? -Yeah. Blossom maple. 660 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,600 It's not exactly memory foam. 661 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,686 Well, it's better than the cot at the gym. 662 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,772 You sure your mom's okay with this? 663 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:58,442 She's not exactly happy about it, but I told her it was temporary. 664 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,027 Just until you got back on your feet. 665 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:04,073 -I'll go grab you some pillows. -Hang on a second. 666 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,369 You were pretty pissed off at me after the game. 667 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,454 Why the change of heart? 668 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:11,831 Everything's a risk. 669 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,251 You giving Munroe the pills, Munroe playing, but... 670 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,128 it paid off. 671 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,422 And I saw how happy he was. 672 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:22,633 A year ago, he was in juvie, fighting to stay alive. But now.. 673 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,345 Who knows, maybe you helped change his life. 674 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:33,894 [Veronica] Cheryl. 675 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:35,938 The reason I wanted us to meet: 676 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,483 That snow cone I licked at the game gave me a wicked idea. 677 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,945 -But I need your help with it. -"Wicked"? Do tell. 678 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:45,614 [Veronica] Try this. 679 00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:51,620 Yum. 680 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,248 What is this delightsome elixir? 681 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,541 It's my rum... 682 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,086 mixed with your maple syrup. 683 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,715 It tastes like... breakfast on the beach. 684 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:04,967 No, Cheryl. 685 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:08,220 It tastes like money. 686 00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:15,227 I'm very pleased you came around, Betty. 687 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,104 Very pleased, indeed. This... 688 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,023 is a stellar article. 689 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:22,526 It's great press for our school, even though we lost. 690 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:27,156 We may have lost the game, but we haven't lost the war. 691 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,368 I've been doing more and more research on Stonewall Prep. 692 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:33,662 And did you know that they have a world-class quiz team? 693 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,957 And the captain of that team is none other than 694 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,461 athlete-scholar-scumbag Bret Weston Wallis? 695 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,463 Yes. 696 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:47,259 But that championship is only a few weeks away and Riverdale doesn't even... 697 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:50,888 have a team. 698 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:54,725 Miss Cooper... 699 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,228 are you volunteering? 700 00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:02,858 Because I would love to get my hands on at least one trophy this year. 701 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,069 Principal Honey... 702 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,658 at this point in time, there is nothing that I would enjoy more 703 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,369 than to give Stonewall Prep a royal ass-kicking. 704 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,746 [exhales sharply] 705 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,292 Then you have my full support, captain. 706 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,879 [breathes deeply] 707 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:29,885 [Jughead] Dad? 708 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,346 What's going on? 709 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:35,641 I felt it only appropriate that your father be here 710 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,017 to celebrate with us. 711 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,227 Celebrate what? 712 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:42,481 You'll be receiving official word by the end of next week, but, uh-- 713 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:43,983 You got into Yale, boy. 714 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,154 Yeah. First Jones to go to college. 715 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,281 And an Ivy League one at that. Here. 716 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:52,867 I don't understand. 717 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:55,161 To Jughead. 718 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,872 And to Bret, as well. 719 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:02,168 Yeah, I got into Yale, too. And who knows... 720 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:05,045 maybe if we're lucky, we'll be roomies again. 721 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:19,685 Save your tears. 722 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:21,770 No one's watching. 723 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:25,733 Bret. 724 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:27,526 You got your wish, Ponytail. 725 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,529 Forsythe isn't going to Yale. 726 00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:34,241 So I guess it'll just be you and me in New Haven. xt week, but, uh--