1 00:00:01,751 --> 00:00:03,336 [Jughead] Winter had come to Riverdale, 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:08,133 and everyone was suffering from an acute case of Quiz Show fever. 3 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:12,303 No one more so than Betty Cooper, who was pouring her considerable energies 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:15,056 into beating the tar out of Stonewall Prep's team, 5 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,768 led by-- Wouldn't you know it? --Bret Weston Wallis. 6 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,688 The only person immune to Quiz Show fever? 7 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,565 My pal Archie Andrews, 8 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,234 who was feeling a lot less lonely these days. 9 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,195 Hey, Archie. 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,697 You okay? 11 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,115 Yeah. 12 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,993 Yeah, I'm great, Uncle Frank. 13 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:36,703 Not me. 14 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,955 First day as foreman. 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,207 Man, I'm more nervous than when I started basic training. 16 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,584 Nah, you're gonna do awesome. 17 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,128 In fact, I got something for you. 18 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,385 It's Fred's tool belt. 19 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:57,015 Hey, I can't take another man's gear, especially not my brother's. 20 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,184 Well, you're not taking it, you're borrowing it. 21 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:00,727 He'd want you to. 22 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,395 So do I. 23 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:06,983 Thanks, Archie. 24 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,444 For everything. 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,744 ♪ You've got to do it slow All night ♪ 26 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,498 ♪ Come try The night ♪ 27 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,541 ♪ Baby, don't you know? ♪ 28 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,670 Thank God for Bret's morning workouts. 29 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,758 Jug, do not mention him right now, okay? And ruin this moment. 30 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,510 I just love getting you all wound up. 31 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,974 -Why are you smiling? -Just everything. 32 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,270 You're here, I've turned in my draft for Baxter Brothers book. 33 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:45,980 And Yale said-- 34 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,360 Yale said what? 35 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,028 [Jughead sighs] 36 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,078 Did you get accepted into Yale and not tell me? 37 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,455 Yeah, I think I did. 38 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:05,917 Wow. 39 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,379 Are you okay? 40 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,966 Yeah, no. I'm just-- I'm just processing. 41 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,762 But I'm happy for you, Jug. 42 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,182 -I'm happy for you. I'm proud of you. -Really? 43 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,350 Yes. 44 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,310 Yes. 45 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,396 Let me show you how much. 46 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:30,775 ♪ You've got to do it slow All night ♪ 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,867 Oh, you two are finally done. I thought I'd be late for class. 48 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,870 Oh, I guess I'll see you at New Haven next year. 49 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,205 Of course, you'll just be a visitor. 50 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,665 You got into Yale? 51 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,292 Yeah, don't look so surprised. 52 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:52,255 And don't worry, Betty, I will try to keep the coeds away from Forsythe. No promises. 53 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:55,008 But I do promise to crush you in the Quiz Show finals. 54 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,427 If Riverdale makes it that far. 55 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:08,897 Dr. Beaker, as our chemistry teacher, we're hoping you have the skill set 56 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,316 to help us with something of a personal nature. 57 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,568 Are you a rum drinker, Dr. Beaker? 58 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,696 Not during school hours... 59 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,406 and never with students. 60 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,867 Ugh. Calm down, Dr. Egghead. 61 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,954 We're simply asking you to analyze our maple-based concoction 62 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,041 to ensure that our recipe is different enough from Lodge Rum. 63 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:32,295 That way, we can't be sued or ceased-and-desisted by my father. 64 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,256 So, I ask you again, Dr. Beaker, 65 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,467 are you a rum drinker? 66 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,179 The board that runs the Baxter Brothers has taken a look 67 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:44,224 at the first draft of your book, and they have a few thoughts. 68 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:48,227 Well, one more global thought. They would like a new mystery. 69 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,232 New mystery? Like, the whole book? 70 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,485 They think the boy-in-the-river story line is a bit soft. 71 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,320 They're looking for something darker. 72 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,155 They mentioned something about, say, uh, 73 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,409 serial killers being a potential fertile ground to explore. 74 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,580 Okay, um... I'll just have to think about it. 75 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:11,250 Well, think fast and have some pitches prepared. 76 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,753 The Brotherhood is coming here to meet with you. 77 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,299 [Jughead] So, I need some serial-killer advice. 78 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:23,179 My publishers want a dark and edgy villain for the book, Charles. 79 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,641 I have to come up with pitches in the vein of Zodiac or Hannibal Lecter. 80 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:29,894 -I figured you would have some ideas. -Yeah, sure. No problem. 81 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,814 But don't you have firsthand experience with an infamous serial killer? 82 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,942 You mean, the Black Hood? No, I couldn't do that to Betty. 83 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,568 Fair enough. 84 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,362 I've got boxes full of killers, 85 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,823 so I'll pick out my ten most gruesome ones for you. 86 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,616 Thank you, Chuck. I owe you. 87 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,954 [Frank] I know you all worked hard for my brother. 88 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:49,539 Rest assured, as the new foreman, 89 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,791 I plan on busting my ass the same as you do. 90 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,502 And I specifically want to thank Tom Keller 91 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,504 for filling in during these difficult times. 92 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,759 -All right, cool, guys, let's get to work. -Okay, guys, let's go! 93 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,638 Arch, I would've appreciated a heads-up that I was being replaced. 94 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,141 I know, Mr. Keller, I'm sorry. It happened fast. 95 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,518 But Frank has a ton of experience and I think the crew's gonna love him. 96 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,022 I gotta be honest with you, Arch. I don't know about your uncle. 97 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,857 He's been trouble since the day he was born. 98 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,651 I must have arrested him half a dozen times when I was sheriff. 99 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:19,569 That was then. 100 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,113 My dad believed in second chances. So do I. 101 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,451 [game show music playing over speakers] 102 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,039 Welcome back to the regional RIVW Quiz Show semifinals. 103 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:35,585 Seaside High trails Riverdale 210 to 240. 104 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,712 And now for the final round. 105 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:43,342 Which Venetian island has been famous for glassmaking since the 13th century? 106 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,260 Murano. 107 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,763 -Correct. -Never go in August. So many mosquitos. 108 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,224 What is the length of the diagonal if the side of the square is ten? 109 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:51,934 Ten square root of two. 110 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,270 -Correct. -My brilliant, little savant. 111 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,151 Which of the following is the powerhouse of the cell? 112 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,736 -Mitochondria. -Correct. 113 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,864 Which American architect's house in Southwest Pennsylvania--? 114 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,324 -Frank Lloyd Wright. -Correct! 115 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,868 Who also designed Thornhill. I knew that. 116 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,328 [bell dinging] 117 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,872 Well, time's up. Riverdale has won. 118 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:16,292 They will go on to face Stonewall Prep in the finals. 119 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,796 Hey, Betty. You did great out there. 120 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:23,007 Great might not be enough to beat him. 121 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,302 Ah. That's Bret, huh? 122 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:31,557 Bret Weston Wallis clearly came here to throw me off my game. 123 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,811 Is there any way you could help me with him? 124 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,522 As long as it doesn't involve shallow graves and lye. 125 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,608 No. I just wanna make him sweat. 126 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:44,403 He's the son of a diplomat, brags about being untouchable. 127 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,781 But what skeletons are buried in his closet? 128 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,827 Any intel you could find that would help me mess with his mind 129 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,412 would be... much appreciated. 130 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,540 Is it because he got into Yale and you didn't? 131 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,084 Alice told me. 132 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,337 Charles, I worked my ass off for four years. 133 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:04,966 I put in extra time at the Blue and Gold, I maintained a 4.1 GPA, 134 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,759 and I still didn't get in. 135 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,636 Not knowing why is driving me crazy. 136 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:12,098 My former mentor at the FBI, he teaches criminal law at Yale. 137 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,852 I'll see if I can get you some answers... about Yale... 138 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:17,854 and Bret. 139 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,398 Thank you. 140 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:26,112 [Jughead] So, anyway, the Baxter Brothers are trying to catch this serial killer 141 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,280 named the Fishmonger. 142 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,242 Who gets his name because he guts his victims-- 143 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,536 The idea of a serial killer is intriguing, 144 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:37,498 but what we've heard so far feels a bit... 145 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,666 forced. 146 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,336 Okay. 147 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,965 What about a serial killer that uses social media 148 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,508 in order to stalk his prey? 149 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:52,680 Forsythe's best work stems from his personal experiences. 150 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,850 Might I suggest you start there. 151 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,447 What about a dark and ominous force that threatens the town of Seaport? 152 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,909 An obsessed killer who is looking to expose the hypocrisy 153 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,202 and sins of his neighbors? 154 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,539 The Baxter Brothers discover that the man unleashing his righteous rage 155 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:22,376 is the father of Bobby Baxter's girlfriend, Tracy True. 156 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,128 This sounds promising. 157 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,339 What's the name of the killer? 158 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:29,884 Uh, the Brown Hood. 159 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,221 If you give me a little more time, I can come up 160 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,389 -with another-- -No. We like this. 161 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:39,894 You ask me, this sounds like a million-dollar idea. 162 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,657 -Hey. -Hey. 163 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,450 Just drove by the site. Where are the guys? 164 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,036 Oh, Frank called it a day and decided to invite everybody 165 00:08:57,119 --> 00:09:00,206 back to your place for beers and tall tales. 166 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,290 You didn't wanna go? 167 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,168 Somebody's gotta balance the books here. They're bit of a mess. 168 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,294 How so? 169 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,339 For starters, nobody received their Christmas bonuses. 170 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,383 Your dad never missed a year. 171 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,427 We'll bounce back, Mr. Keller, we just need more time. 172 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,223 You gotta remember, at this point, Fred is three sheets to the wind, okay? 173 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:21,269 And he somehow convinced himself that stealing Seaside's mascot 174 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,647 would give Riverdale the edge in the playoff game, okay? 175 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,816 So, he climbs over this big fence, right? 176 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:30,236 And he goes to grab Peter the Pig out of his pen, and get this: 177 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,196 He can't climb back out. 178 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,283 -[men laughing] -He is absolutely trapped. 179 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,663 So, the next morning, security shows up, and there's Fred, 180 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:44,542 all curled up in the mud, holding on to the squealing hog. 181 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,961 And without missing a beat, my brother says: 182 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,047 "I got the bacon, you got the eggs?" 183 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,133 [all laughing] 184 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:02,893 Your old man sure knew how to pick a crew. Reminds me of the guys I served with. 185 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:07,106 Mr. Keller says the guys were upset they didn't get their bonuses this year. 186 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,567 You are so much like your dad, 187 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,694 always worried about other people. 188 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,196 Relax. We got this. 189 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:20,870 For you. 190 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,914 Mija, how very generous. 191 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,627 But do I need to remind you that I own the patent on this rum? 192 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:32,381 Correction, Daddy. You own the patent on sad, tired molasses-based rum. 193 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,550 Ours is maple-based. 194 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,262 And in a preemptive move to rum-block you, we had a scientist analyze it. 195 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,640 According to him, by making the main ingredient maple syrup, 196 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,100 our rum's DNA has changed by 51 percent. 197 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,312 [Veronica] Which means, legally, you can't sue or stop us. 198 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:49,398 And should you be inspired to create your own version of our invention, 199 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,108 consider yourself forewarned 200 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,694 because we control the patent on maple rum. 201 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,112 So, toodles. 202 00:10:55,696 --> 00:11:00,409 In other words, Daddy, our rum war... is back on. 203 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:10,419 Your instincts were right again, Betty. As requested, I did some digging on Bret. 204 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,296 [Betty] And what'd you find? 205 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,771 -Betty. What's up? -I am so on to you, Bret. 206 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:33,317 God, you just think you're so untouchable and that everyone is beneath you. 207 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,529 But the truth is, you are a filthy cheater. 208 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,698 Whoa, Betty. Hang on for a minute. What's going on? 209 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:44,453 Your roommate's father paid someone to take the PSATs for him. 210 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,123 Oh, but don't worry, his father covered it all up 211 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:51,252 and then bought his way into Stonewall, as I'm sure he did with Yale as well. 212 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:56,132 Because the truth is, you haven't earned a single thing in your life, Bret. 213 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,009 You're just a pathetic rich kid. 214 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,391 Why are you making me out to be the villain here? 215 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,353 It's not like I'm the one writing YA fiction 216 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,064 based off the exploits of your deranged father. 217 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,986 Is that what your novel is about? 218 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,615 Betty, wait. Betty! 219 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,582 [Veronica] Cheryl, I've been musing. We now have a truly enviable product. 220 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,793 But we still need to get the word out to potential customers, so... 221 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,630 what if we make La Bonne Nuit our base of operations? 222 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,967 Query. Didn't your daddykins revoke this place's liquor license? 223 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:44,054 We wouldn't sell rum. We would hand out free samples. 224 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,724 And instead of being a speakeasy, 225 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,852 we'd reopen La Bonne Nuit as a dance club. 226 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,521 Interesting. 227 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,107 Sweaty people equals thirsty people 228 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,610 equals people desperate for overpriced mocktails. 229 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,946 Meanwhile, we covertly hand out samples of our delicious homemade rum. 230 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,282 Our coat-check girl could take down the names 231 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,075 and orders of potential customers, 232 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,453 and the legitimate money we bring in at the club 233 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,289 could help fund our shadow operation. 234 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,377 -[door opens] -[bell jingles] 235 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,463 [oldies music playing over speakers] 236 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,341 [Fangs] Kevin. 237 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,929 Now's not a good time, Fangs. I'm waiting for my Grind'Em date. 238 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,224 I'm not stalking you, I'm just picking up a couple burgers. 239 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,269 But I want to apologize... 240 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,605 for what I did to you. 241 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,400 -I was under Edgar's control-- -Thanks, I get it. 242 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,653 I was brainwashed by Edgar, too, 243 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,363 but that doesn't mean we should get back together. 244 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,074 Can we just go on a date and see what happens? 245 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,408 [bell jingles] 246 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,619 Sorry. My date just got here. 247 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,205 Hi, are you Terry? I'm Kevin. 248 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,456 Nice to meet you. 249 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,627 Listen, do you wanna get out of here? I have a room at the Five Seasons. 250 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,128 Unless that's too forward. 251 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,755 No. Not at all. 252 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,841 ♪ Why do you hurt ♪ 253 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:06,220 ♪ Me so? ♪ 254 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,346 [bell jingles] 255 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,640 [Betty] Tell me Bret is lying. 256 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,977 Tell me that you didn't exploit my family tragedy 257 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,812 for a Baxter Brothers novel. 258 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,564 Betty, it was a Hail Mary. 259 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,483 I had to give the Baxter Brotherhood something. 260 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,236 I was never gonna go through with it without asking you first 261 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,780 and I didn't ask you because I wasn't even going to do it. 262 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,407 If you wanna use my life, 263 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,952 you wanna write about the Black Hood, have the guts to ask me. 264 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,121 -Don't lie to my face. -I wasn't lying. 265 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,706 No, you were just omitting the truth, 266 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,667 which is exactly what you did about the Quill and Skull, 267 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,377 and about getting accepted into Yale. 268 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,505 I told you about Yale. I just had to figure out the best time to do so. 269 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,550 Oh, and the best time to do so is right after we had sex? 270 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,844 There isn't a handbook on how to tell your girlfriend 271 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,429 you got accepted to her dream school. 272 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,765 Yeah, especially not when the only reason you got accepted to Yale 273 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,851 is because of this stupid school. 274 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:55,978 [scoffs] 275 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,688 Oh, is that what you think? 276 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,149 That I don't deserve to go to Yale? 277 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,990 [door opens] 278 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,913 -Thank you. -[Archie] That was good though. 279 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,457 Good news. I just got off the phone with the mayor's office, 280 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,793 and we've been hired to repair the drainage system in the prison. 281 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,129 Yep. Government job, real money. 282 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,215 We can't do that, Mr. Keller. We can't do business with Hiram Lodge. 283 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,469 That prison represents everything wrong and corrupt about this town. 284 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:31,388 We'd be taking blood money. My dad wouldn't do it, I won't either. 285 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,391 Archie, we can't just do business with the people we like. 286 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,228 -Kid made his decision, Tom. -I think he's made the wrong decision. 287 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,314 I don't know if he should be getting advice from you. 288 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,150 Yeah, well, I'm family, so I got more a say in this than you do. 289 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,485 [Archie] I've made up my mind. 290 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,571 We'll figure out another way and don't tell the crew about this. 291 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,449 Their morale is low enough as it is. Let's keep it between us. 292 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,451 Okay. 293 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,535 [door closes] 294 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:59,959 Hey, Betty. Do you have a minute? I just heard from my mentor at Yale. 295 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,252 Yeah. 296 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:07,967 What was it? My grades? My essay? What? Just... rip the Band-Aid off, Charles. 297 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,677 It wasn't any of that. 298 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,722 It was that they didn't want to accept the daughter of the Black Hood. 299 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,184 They were afraid that if your father's identity got out, 300 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,145 it would generate bad press, problems with other students. 301 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:21,814 I'm sorry. 302 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,626 What the hell is wrong with you, Bret? 303 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,295 Why would you tell Betty that? How did you even know? 304 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,006 DuPont mentioned something. 305 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,800 You were supposed to be watching my back, not stabbing it. 306 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,718 Wait, look. 307 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,012 I didn't do this to hurt you, Jones. 308 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,849 I did it to get under Betty's skin before the Quiz Show finals. 309 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,518 So, you threw a live grenade into my relationship 310 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,770 so you could win a trivia contest? 311 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,733 Of course. This is what it means to be a Quill and Skull. 312 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,777 To win at any cost. 313 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,904 Always. 314 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,125 You'll never be satisfied, will you, Dad? 315 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,714 It wasn't enough that you had to ruin my past and my present... 316 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,385 but you had to destroy my future, too. 317 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,768 Even rotting in the ground, you still find ways to torture me. 318 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,483 Not anymore. 319 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,946 I'm done. 320 00:17:56,658 --> 00:18:00,537 I hate you! 321 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,546 [Alice] Betty! Betty! Betty! 322 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,340 Honey. It's okay, honey. 323 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,759 It's okay. It's okay. 324 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,552 I'm so sorry, honey. 325 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,012 It's okay. 326 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,972 Charles told me everything. 327 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,724 I'm sorry. 328 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,108 [indistinct chatter] 329 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,484 There he is! Big Red. 330 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,237 -Come join us. -One second. I'm just grabbing a soda. 331 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,489 [Frank] Ah, where was I? Oh, right. 332 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,574 [Frank speaking indistinctly] 333 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,660 [country music playing over speakers] 334 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,996 Hey, Carlos, you want a beer? 335 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:43,914 I'm good. 336 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,541 Um... 337 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,587 Listen, Archie, I heard we turned down a government contract. Is that true? 338 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,549 -Where'd you hear that? -From my buddies working the gig. 339 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,177 Look, Carlos, that's not the kind of job we take. 340 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,179 Some of the guys are pretty pissed about it. 341 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,931 There's a lot of tension on the site. 342 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,268 Something doesn't change soon, your crew's gonna quit. 343 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,311 And some advice. 344 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,398 You should spend a little more time with your boots on the ground. 345 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,440 At the site with us. 346 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,693 Okay? 347 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,574 [Kevin giggling] 348 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,457 Okay, okay. 349 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,586 What is with the tickling? 350 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,841 Have you ever videotaped yourself? 351 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,510 -Once. It didn't go well. -No. 352 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,179 Videotaped yourself getting tickled? 353 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,309 Why does every date I go on have to get super weird? 354 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,603 It's just tickling. No sex. 355 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,813 You don't even have to take off your shirt. 356 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,192 I direct you and another hot guy. 357 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:54,860 It's fun. 358 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,323 -And it pays. -How much? 359 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,699 Five grand a video. 360 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:06,747 Um... 361 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,584 So, it's with another guy, not you. 362 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,085 I just work the camera. 363 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,840 But I have someone who'd be really into you. 364 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,759 A total beefcake. 365 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,011 What do you say? 366 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,639 Sure. 367 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:24,890 Cool. 368 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,391 I'll text my guy. 369 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,560 He's waiting down at the bar. 370 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,441 [knocking] 371 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,611 You didn't have to come. 372 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,656 Yes, I did. 373 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,035 Especially after what your mom told me downstairs. 374 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,164 You okay? 375 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,461 I mean, I fully spiraled in a cemetery. 376 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,754 No. 377 00:20:56,171 --> 00:21:00,634 You had a human reaction to a situation that was totally out of your control. 378 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,303 I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you when you needed me. 379 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,554 I love you. 380 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,473 I really hate when I fight. 381 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,392 You deserve Yale, Jug. 382 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,060 And I'm... 383 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,605 so happy for you. 384 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,525 It's just hard for me to untangle that 385 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,361 from how sad I am that I won't be going. 386 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,154 It's not fair. 387 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,156 But I've been thinking. 388 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,370 Stonewall got me into Yale, but what if I could pay it forward? 389 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:29,997 Helping you in. 390 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,749 -You mean, the Quiz Show? -No. 391 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,335 You've got that in the bag. 392 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,964 I'm talking about the other bigger game that we're playing. 393 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,258 ♪ Every day we levitate ♪ 394 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,012 [dance music playing over speakers] 395 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,306 ♪ Always doing better Even under pressure ♪ 396 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,182 ♪ Higher than a satellite ♪ 397 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,102 ♪ Never gonna come now Never gonna turn 'round ♪ 398 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,813 ♪ Us against the world for life ♪ 399 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,900 ♪ We love, we love, we love Like nobody does ♪ 400 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,322 ♪ For life ♪ 401 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,744 ♪ We love, we love ♪ 402 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,582 ♪ For life ♪ 403 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,169 Cheryl, we're a hit. 404 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:20,672 As is our maple concoction. But did you expect anything less? 405 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,383 And we already have a long list of interested buyers. 406 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,343 Let's keep those free shots flowing. 407 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,678 [music stops] 408 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,180 [man] Sheriff's department! 409 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,599 What the hell is this? 410 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:34,186 Haven't you been through enough of them to know? It's a raid. 411 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,480 For some trumped-up reason, no doubt. 412 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,775 You may be mayor, but you can't just barge in here like you own the place. 413 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,902 Well, this warrant says otherwise. 414 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,363 It has been brought to my attention 415 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,699 that there's alcohol being sold on the premises. 416 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,618 False. We aren't selling anything. 417 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:59,628 You don't think I know what game you girls are playing? 418 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,089 Ladies, I'm the grandmaster. 419 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,799 And when you play against me, 420 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,343 you'll lose... 421 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:09,638 every single time. 422 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,231 [gasping] 423 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,318 [crowd jeering] 424 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:41,336 ♪ I can't wait for the daybreak ♪ 425 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,928 Are you sure he understands what kind of video we're making? 426 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,388 That it's just tickling? 427 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,806 Relax. 428 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,725 Daryl's one of my top earners. 429 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:59,646 And subscribers love it when opposites pair up. Trust me. 430 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,773 I've done hundreds of these. 431 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,192 Did you say hundreds? 432 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,528 What kind of operation are you running? 433 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,113 Play your cards right, stud, 434 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,490 and you'll find out. 435 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,125 [Cheryl] Fear not. 436 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,252 We have a new batch brewing at Thistlehouse, 437 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:24,254 even as we lick our wounds. 438 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,134 Into what end? 439 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,928 To become floor polish like that batch? 440 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:36,266 I know my father, he'll just keep raiding this place until we cry tío. 441 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:38,768 Yes. 442 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,354 He will raid this place. 443 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,732 Why are you saying it like it's a good thing? 444 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,610 Because I've just had one of my hellaciously simple 445 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,028 yet brilliant ideas. 446 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:52,157 What if we keep this location open as a nightclub as a distraction? 447 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,117 Get them to focus on La Bonne Nuit 448 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,620 while we relocate our rum business elsewhere. 449 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,081 Do you happen to have one of these magical realms 450 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,667 -tucked away in your back pocket? -Back pocket? 451 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,170 More like top floor. 452 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,559 You're a natural, Kev. You have a great laugh. 453 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:21,269 Terrific timbre. 454 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:24,397 Great. 455 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:30,904 You could make a lot more, if and when you build a following. 456 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,365 Terry, this is a onetime thing. 457 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,285 That's a shame. You could make some serious bank. 458 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,954 All right, let me ask you: 459 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,958 -Would I always have to work with Daryl? -Daryl's popular. 460 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,043 But no. Why? 461 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,671 Did you have someone else in mind? 462 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,382 [Veronica] Cheryl, what is this place? 463 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:53,301 Mumzie's old brothel, the Maple Club. 464 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:58,306 The most exclusive gentlemen's club in town just sitting here. 465 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:02,060 Okay, but is a former cathouse really on-brand 466 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,437 for our female empowerment start-up? 467 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,399 Mummy Dreadful was certainly no ally to the cause, 468 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:11,027 but that doesn't mean we can't use this place for our own purposes. 469 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,531 Not only is its rent prepaid for the rest of the year, 470 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:17,242 but it is and has everything we need. 471 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:21,788 Private drinking club, check. Premium security system, check. 472 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,416 List of Riverdale's richest rubes? 473 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:30,672 Check. 474 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,845 Look at all the names in here. 475 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,722 Cheryl, do you realize what this is? 476 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,349 Clients with the means to pay at the price point we require? 477 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,475 Exactly. 478 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,937 So, let's tap those scumbags like maple trees 479 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,106 and start making some real money. 480 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:51,526 As a valued long-term client, we wanted you to be the first to know 481 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,320 that the Maple Club is reopening. 482 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,780 No, we are no longer a bordello. 483 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,241 Think of it more as a social club. 484 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,452 Offering exclusivity, discretion... 485 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,662 And high-end maple-centric liquor. 486 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,874 A brand so rare, it can only be purchased on the premises. 487 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:08,335 Yes, I had a feeling that might be of interest to you. 488 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,252 Of course. 489 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,004 [both] You'll be put at the top of the list. 490 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:17,844 Between senior year and operating La Bonne Nuit as a cover, 491 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,347 we're taking on quite the load. 492 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,976 What we need is a full-time live-in manager. 493 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,104 Someone who will be beholden to us. 494 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:33,360 Who will live, eat and sleep here to ensure things run smoothly. 495 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,156 I have the perfect candidate. 496 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,741 [Veronica] You've gotta be kidding me. 497 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:43,661 Cheryl, she's a killer. 498 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:46,831 So is Betty's father. So is your father. 499 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:48,875 [Veronica] True. 500 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:53,671 Why have you come for me, nightmare child? 501 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,383 To offer you a change of venue, Mumzie. 502 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,261 And a way for you to work off your debt to society... and to me. 503 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,183 As long as you're willing to play by our tightly coiled rules. 504 00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:12,649 I knew it was gonna happen, I just didn't think it was gonna happen this quick. 505 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:14,275 What's the problem, Mr. Keller? 506 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,945 Two hundred bucks missing from petty cash. You know anything about that, Frank? 507 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,823 Yeah. I borrowed it against my salary. 508 00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:21,157 You mean, you stole it. 509 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,618 Can't steal something when your family name's on the shingle. 510 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,996 Your brother put up that sign, Frank. It had nothing to do with you. 511 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,915 Archie, I've done my best to help you, 512 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:32,335 but if you're gonna stand beside a piece of garbage like this, we're finished. 513 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,045 Uncle Frank! 514 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:35,880 Mr. Keller! 515 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,896 That's it! I'm done. 516 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:52,939 I quit. 517 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,276 Any of you wanna work a job where you actually get paid, 518 00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,819 you know where to find me. 519 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,290 Just gonna keep giving me the silent treatment? 520 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:14,043 I stuck my neck out for you, Frank. How the hell could you steal? 521 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,630 I didn't steal it. I borrowed it against my future salary. 522 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:20,425 -Why didn't you just come to me? -Because you're my nephew! 523 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:22,844 I'm a 40-year-old man, Archie. 524 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,722 I did eight years in the military, seven of that in combat. 525 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:30,101 How the hell do you think it makes me feel to have to ask a teenager for a loan? 526 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,313 What did you even need it for? 527 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,107 I got a hot tip. A sure thing at the track. 528 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,026 You're gambling with it? 529 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,530 I was trying to earn enough to pay the guys their bonuses. 530 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:46,743 But go ahead and think the worst. Everybody else does. 531 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,913 [door opens, then closes] 532 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:55,668 -[woman] We're on in five. -[man 1] One, two. One, two. 533 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,045 [man 2] Lower that light! 534 00:29:57,420 --> 00:30:00,340 -[man 3] Sound check, please. -[man 2] Camera one, over here, please. 535 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,884 [softly] Just a little bit. 536 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,844 [man 2] Can you just stand still? 537 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,808 -[Jughead] Betty. -[Betty] Yeah. 538 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:13,853 This is Mr. Brooks, the Yale recruiter I was telling you about. 539 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,774 Recruiter. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. 540 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,234 The pleasure is mine. 541 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,195 Forsythe was insistent I see you in action. 542 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,447 He's you're biggest cheerleader. 543 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,782 And I'm his, too. 544 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,743 -Okay, break a leg out there. -Okay, thanks. 545 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,911 [Betty] Nice to meet you. 546 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:32,997 [man] We'll be ready to start... 547 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:33,915 -Betty. -Hey. 548 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,542 Jughead told me about the recruiter. 549 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,919 If you win out there, you get another shot? 550 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,171 Yep, as if I wasn't already stressed enough. 551 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,549 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm just really excited for you. 552 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,093 I left you a present in the green room. 553 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,916 Oh, my God, Mom. What did you do? 554 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,718 Well, hello, everyone, and welcome to our RIVW's Quiz Show. 555 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,053 We have our returning champions Stonewall Prep 556 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,432 facing first-time finalist Riverdale High. 557 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:36,477 So, let's get quizzing. 558 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,981 What country has the longest coastline in continental Europe? 559 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:41,482 -[buzzing] -Norway. 560 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:43,192 -Correct. -[buzzing] 561 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,737 -The Miracle of Dunkirk. -Correct. 562 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,656 -[buzzing] -Aft, bow, port, starboard. 563 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:49,991 Correct. 564 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:50,950 [buzzing] 565 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,578 If the limit never approaches anything, the limit does not exist. 566 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:59,042 Correct. In his 1899 novella The Jungle Book, what author--? 567 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,127 -Rudyard Kipling. -Correct. 568 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,296 -Demand-- -Demand-side economics. 569 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,672 Why are we even here? 570 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,800 It's like she knows the answers before the questions are even asked. 571 00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:09,385 -[buzzing] -Burgundy, France. 572 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,596 Ooh! Sorry, that's incorrect. 573 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:13,806 -[mouthing] I'm sorry. -It's okay. 574 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,058 [host] To Stonewall. 575 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,645 -Côtes du Rhône. -Sorry, that's also incorrect. 576 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,647 It's Bordeaux, you jackal. 577 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:24,359 -Actually, Bret, it's Alsace. -The correct answer is Alsace. 578 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:28,655 Well, with a thrilling back and forth, the score is still tied at 520. 579 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:30,365 [dramatic music plays over speakers] 580 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:34,786 Well, that sound can only mean one thing, it is time for our final question. 581 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:38,456 It's all yours, B. Destroy that pleated-khaki trash monster. 582 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:45,505 For the win. 583 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,132 In a manual transmission vehicle, 584 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:52,762 what mechanical device connects two or more rotating shafts? 585 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:55,848 Spark plug. 586 00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,227 That is incorrect. 587 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,938 [all sighing] 588 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:05,608 Riverdale, your chance to steal. 589 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:10,113 The clutch. 590 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,074 That is correct. 591 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,242 [bell dinging] 592 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,327 Riverdale has won. 593 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,371 -Riverdale are the winners. -Oh, my God! 594 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,666 [host] There you have it, everyone. 595 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:24,252 Another fantastic Quiz Show. Thanks for joining in. 596 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,837 [Alice] Say "Victory." 597 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,338 [all] Victory! 598 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,090 -[camera clicks] -Okay, it's cute. 599 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,886 I'll take Genius Girlfriends for 200, Alex. 600 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,890 I don't know what's better, the win or the look on Bret's face. 601 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,351 We are gonna solve every mystery in Connecticut, 602 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,478 -and we're gonna eat a lot of pizza. -[Betty giggles] 603 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,153 [Alice] It looks perfect there. 604 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,531 And I'm so glad to see that you're not beating yourself up. 605 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:54,991 You did what you had to do. 606 00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:01,914 Yeah, not in the way that you think, Mom. I didn't use the answers that you stole. 607 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,625 I tore those up and threw them away. 608 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,253 I wanted to beat Bret fair and square. 609 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,391 I take it, the bet came in. 610 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:24,395 Yeah. Turned 200 into 10 grand. It's enough to pay the bonuses. 611 00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:26,189 We good now? 612 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,027 This is great, Uncle Frank. 613 00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:33,654 But, no, we're not good. 614 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,283 When you took that money, it felt like you were stealing from my dad. 615 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,787 I was just trying to help, Archie. 616 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:43,498 It's not what you did. It's how you did it. 617 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:47,085 Andrews Construction isn't just a business, it's my dad's legacy. 618 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,128 We treat it with honor, with respect. 619 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,089 This can't happen again. 620 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,634 You sound just like him. 621 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:56,886 And I understand. 622 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:08,356 [all chanting] Betty, Betty, Betty! 623 00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:22,745 We did it, Mr. Honey. We won. 624 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,664 You did, Miss Cooper. 625 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:28,584 And, apparently, how you did it is a grave problem. 626 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,546 I don't understand. What are you...? 627 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:36,676 This was found in the trash inside your green room. 628 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,138 My office. 629 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:41,556 Now! 630 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,400 [door closes] 631 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,783 The school called. 632 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:03,327 I tried convincing Mr. Honey that you had nothing to do with it, 633 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,248 that this was my doing to try to give you an advantage to balance 634 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,125 -the damage your father has done. -I know, Mom. 635 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,005 Why aren't you at work? 636 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,176 Apparently, somebody told my station manager. 637 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:22,263 And I have been put on leave without pay for who-knows-how-long. 638 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,391 I just don't understand. How could anyone find out? 639 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,935 I mean, where's the evidence? I was so careful. 640 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,020 Exhibit A. 641 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,772 Someone must have dug through my trash. 642 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,482 Probably Bret. 643 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,361 -But you didn't even use these answers. -Doesn't matter. No one believes me. 644 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,280 I saw how hard you studied, Betty. 645 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,698 You earned that trophy. 646 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:42,825 Well, according to Mr. Honey, 647 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:46,370 Riverdale's victory has been tainted by a cloud of scandal. 648 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,290 So, it's been overturned. 649 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,083 And Stonewall Prep wins again. 650 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:54,337 And I've been suspended pending further investigation. 651 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,634 [school bell ringing] 652 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:04,513 Before I say what I'm about to say, I wanna make one thing clear. 653 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:08,976 This is not about me wanting to get back together. Understand? 654 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,187 I've heard better opening lines. 655 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,772 I have a proposal for you. 656 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,442 It's good money. On-camera work. 657 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:17,860 It's a little weird, 658 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,363 but will be infinitely less weird if I do it with someone I know. 659 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:21,656 On camera. 660 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:27,119 -What are you talking about, Kevin? -Just promise me you'll keep an open mind. 661 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:28,996 Okay? Stud. 662 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,835 Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Keller. 663 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:38,839 I wanted to make sure you got your bonus and... to apologize. 664 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,342 I'm a grown man, Archie, I can take care of myself. 665 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,096 Would you consider coming back to Andrews Construction? 666 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,098 You know that I want to. 667 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:50,643 But if Frank's sticking around, I just don't think that's a good idea. 668 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,145 What if I made you foreman? 669 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,941 Archie, you're a good kid. 670 00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:59,819 You always have been. But you trust too much. 671 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,988 I know who my Uncle Frank is, Mr. Keller. 672 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:05,908 Sure, he's a mixed bag. I can't turn my back on family. 673 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,369 I understand that. 674 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,039 Good luck to you. 675 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,501 I just pray that Frank Andrews isn't the end of your dad's company. 676 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:17,837 Thank you. 677 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:25,678 One maple rum punch and one maple-jito 678 00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:27,805 -for Mr. Arklight and his guest. -[woman] Thanks. 679 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,809 -How's the front of house going? -Busy. 680 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,978 Word is spreading faster than a fire at Thornhill. 681 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,605 -Hmm. -[cell phone buzzing] 682 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:40,860 It's Pop Tate. Apparently, La Bonne Nuit just got raided again. 683 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:44,155 Heavens, whatever will your father find this time? 684 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,072 Let me think, 685 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,826 a club of sweaty, dancing teenagers imbibing virgin coladas, 686 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:52,705 fizzy juice drinks and coffee-infused colas. 687 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:57,335 To our two income streams being up and running. 688 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:58,461 I'll drink to that. 689 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:01,630 [Penelope] Is this mask absolutely necessary? 690 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,551 It's mandatory, Mother. 691 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:08,220 Unless you want someone to find out your identity, 692 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:11,474 you'll keep that false face on and stay within the walls of the Maple Club. 693 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,225 And if you get the itch to run... 694 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:16,270 That ankle monitor and proximity sensor I put on you 695 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:20,107 will start screeching like a cat in heat, Mrs. Blossom. 696 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,525 Take this as a win. 697 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,570 You're under house arrest, minding our shop whilst we're in school. 698 00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:27,823 But at least you're not in that petri dish of a teen sex bunker. 699 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,368 [Penelope scoffs] 700 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,372 You're a pathological lunatic. You know that, Bret? 701 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,499 -I know what you did to Betty. -Easy, Forsythe. 702 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,167 From what I hear, she did it to herself. 703 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,337 You consider yourself to be this elite man of honor, 704 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,881 but you are nothing more than a joke and a coward. 705 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:47,343 When you say things like that, Forsythe, it really upsets me. 706 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:50,846 Oh, I'm sorry. Have I besmirched your precious honor? 707 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,556 -You're damn right you have. -Good. 708 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,142 Because as stated by the Quill and Skull charter, 709 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,436 any dispute between two members can be solved 710 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,023 according to the code of the society of the founding fathers. 711 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:02,608 A duel. 712 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:06,112 -You can't be serious. -Oh, I am as serious 713 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,072 as a shot to the heart. 714 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,033 Um... 715 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,034 Are you scared? 716 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:16,622 No. Amused... at the thought of your pony-tailed girlfriend 717 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:19,417 -weeping over your dead body. -That's not gonna happen. 718 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,379 So, sudden death? Yes or no? 719 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,756 [bell jingles] 720 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:30,428 -Hey. -Hi. 721 00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:32,138 I got here as soon as I could. What's going on? 722 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,349 I just don't think I can do this anymore, Arch. 723 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:39,687 I keep waiting for Jug to come back, but he doesn't and he won't. 724 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,230 He won't ever come back. 725 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,524 [oldies music playing over speakers] 726 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,068 And I don't know how I'm supposed to keep going. 727 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:54,201 Day by day, Betty. We'll get through this, together. nd he won't.