1 00:00:01,918 --> 00:00:02,919 [Jughead] "Honor," 2 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:05,755 a word that gets thrown around a lot at Stonewall Prep. 3 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,926 Mr. Weston Wallis, you have been challenged to a duel by Mr. Jones, 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:13,054 who has invoked arcane Stonewall Prep tradition. 5 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:14,556 Do you accept? 6 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,643 -That'd be a yes. -Very good. 7 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,771 -What about fencing? -Can we just bare-knuckle brawl? 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,566 May I suggest that you do both? 9 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,860 And in case of a tiebreaker... 10 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,236 A battle of intellect. 11 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,071 A chess match. 12 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,406 Excellent. 13 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,075 Then it is settled. 14 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,955 You may both now choose a second for moral and tactical support. 15 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,707 I pick Jonathan. 16 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,543 I'll choose Donna. 17 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:45,795 And may the best man win. 18 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,594 I'm assuming you've never held a saber before. 19 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:58,475 Lucky for you, I'm an excellent coach, and Bret is decidedly mediocre with a sword. 20 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:06,024 Hey, by the way, I meant to ask you, when's your mom get back? 21 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,486 She's wrapping up a case. A couple more days, she says. 22 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,905 -Gotcha. -[door closes] 23 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,158 Hey, can we help you? 24 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,037 Holy hell. 25 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,165 Ted Bishop. 26 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:23,958 How are you, Frank? 27 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:28,213 Hey. 28 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,008 -What the hell are you doing here? -It's, uh-- 29 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,802 It's bad news. 30 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,722 I'm making the rounds, I wanted to tell you guys in person. 31 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:39,390 Greg died. 32 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,478 -Yeah, he had cancer. -Ah. 33 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:44,729 Rotted his guts. 34 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,106 After everything else... 35 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,151 I'm sorry. Uh... 36 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,028 Archie, this is Ted Bishop. We served together. 37 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,405 -Ted, this is my nephew Archie. -Hey. 38 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,492 -Fred's kid. Nice to meet you. -Same. 39 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,538 We were just calling it quits for the day, if you wanna join us for dinner? 40 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,707 Yeah. How about it, Ted? 41 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,501 Yeah, all right. 42 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:16,803 FYI, Smithers and I are road-tripping to New York tomorrow. 43 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,221 Oh, what's the occasion? 44 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,182 I have an interview at Barnard College, if you must know. 45 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,935 And of course, I'll be going on a shopping spree beforehand 46 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,603 to find the right outfit to impress. 47 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,690 Perfect timing. Your mother and I were just planning our own trip to New York. 48 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:31,985 Seriously? 49 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,988 Yeah. I have a few business meetings I've been putting off. 50 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,949 And I'm having lunch with the girls at Café des Creatifs. 51 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,451 Don't worry, mija, as soon as we reach Manhattan, 52 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,245 we'll go our separate ways. 53 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,413 Fine. 54 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,666 But New York... is my town. 55 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,626 Not yours. 56 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,129 [school bell rings] 57 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,263 Fangs, tell me you're not selling drugs again. 58 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:02,849 Toni... 59 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,311 so Kevin and I started this little... 60 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,438 side hustle. 61 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,275 And don't worry, it's nothing illegal per se. 62 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,860 What kind of side hustle? 63 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,487 It looks lucrative as hell. 64 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,282 Is this something I can get in on? 65 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,000 The nerve of that man! Who does he think he is? 66 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,919 What happened, Mom? What did Mr. Honey say? 67 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:34,422 Your principal refuses to believe that I acted alone. 68 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,257 That's typical. 69 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,759 What's the punishment? 70 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,261 Well, honey, you're suspended for a week 71 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:45,016 and stripped of your editor-in-chief duties at The Blue and Gold. 72 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:45,975 Oh, my God. 73 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:50,021 And barred from attending senior prom, for some ungodly reason. 74 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,651 Oh, and that Bret Weston Wallis character? 75 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,903 He's filing a restraining order against you, 76 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,571 claiming that he "fears for his life." 77 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,282 What, Bret is afraid of me? Why? 78 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,452 Apparently, you cracked open his head with a golf club? 79 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,954 Oh, right, I did do that. 80 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,170 What's this? 81 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,005 My latest murder board. 82 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,840 [Alice] Who got murdered? 83 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,677 Mr. Chipping. Maybe. 84 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:24,097 We let the case get cold, 85 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,933 but we know Bret's a total sociopath. 86 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,687 Let's find out if he's a killer, too. 87 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,156 So, there was an ambush near the city center, 88 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:44,993 and they sent us in to extract any wounded. 89 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,495 I end up walking down a blind alley. 90 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,582 I get hit in both legs, and I go down. 91 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,043 But he got me out of there. 92 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,465 It wasn't till we got back to the aid station, I saw that Frank, 93 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,926 he'd been hit four times himself. 94 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,974 But, hey, you got a Red Badge of Courage for saving my ass, right? 95 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,601 I got lucky, that's all. 96 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,105 Well, boys, uh, 97 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:18,192 I appreciate the warm meal and hospitality, but it's time I ship out. 98 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,528 You can stay here if you want, Mr. Bishop. 99 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,905 My mom's out of town, there's plenty of room. 100 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,451 -As long as I'm not putting anyone out. -No, you're not. 101 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,123 [Alice] My, what a tangled web. 102 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,834 And you think this Bret character is behind it all? 103 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,671 He's definitely the leader of the pack. 104 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,050 Okay. Well, where do we begin? 105 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:47,013 We have missing students, evil preppies, dead writers, a teacher's suicide-- 106 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,806 Apparent suicide. 107 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,433 Chipping didn't leave a note. 108 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,561 And even though Jughead's classmate Donna 109 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:56,481 has painted a very incriminating portrait of him... 110 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,942 I don't think she's telling the truth. 111 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,694 Well, then, that's where we start. 112 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,863 Tell me, Elizabeth, 113 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,115 is there a Mrs. Chipping? 114 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,082 Hey, where's the fire? 115 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,209 Sorry, I'm gonna be late for school. 116 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,795 Ted, don't be a stranger. Hope to see you again soon. 117 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,963 -Yeah, same here. -See you. 118 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:23,966 He's a good kid. 119 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,261 He is. He's just like his father was. 120 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:31,474 Listen, why don't you finish up and then I'll drive you to the bus station? 121 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,433 Sounds good. 122 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,937 [cell phone buzzing] 123 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,944 -Hello? -[on phone] Frank, it's June. Listen. 124 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,112 -June? -I don't have a lot--- 125 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,031 -Whoa, whoa, slow down. Slow down, wait. -Duckie was murdered. 126 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,117 -He said something about... -What happened to Duckie? 127 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,993 [June speaking indistinctly on phone] 128 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,122 I don't understand, how can he be dead, too? That doesn't make any... 129 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,604 What the hell's going on? 130 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,616 I forgot my phone. 131 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,166 I'm sorry, Archie. 132 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,042 I usually have an instinct about these things. 133 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:43,045 Uncle Frank, why the hell is one of your friends trying to kill you? 134 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,506 After the war, I was hard up. 135 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,177 Ted reached out, and he told me about this security gig. 136 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,637 It paid well, hired vets, no questions asked. 137 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,224 The thing is, it was a private paramilitary contractor, 138 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,809 and they sent us all over the world... 139 00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,228 as mercenaries. 140 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,106 Okay, so why come after you? 141 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,359 My guess is, the company's tying up loose ends. 142 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,987 Maybe they're about to be exposed, Ted's still on the payroll. 143 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,739 So, get ahead of this. 144 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,658 You come forward and blow the lid off these mercenaries. 145 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,536 It's not that easy, Archie. 146 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,205 I was a part of it. 147 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,539 I did things. I-- 148 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,791 I followed orders. 149 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,461 -Then we need to get you out of town. -No. 150 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,254 It's too dangerous. 151 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:29,717 Anybody he comes into contact with in this town is at risk now. 152 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,552 He's not gonna leave till I'm dead. 153 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,222 -Well, in that case, we need backup. -No way. 154 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,808 No. Uncle Frank, trust me, this guy can help. 155 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,063 Thank you for coming to see us, Mrs. Chipping. 156 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:45,066 We can't even imagine how hard this has been for you. 157 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:48,027 And we promise, we're just here to help. 158 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,530 This first question is the hardest. 159 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,281 The answer is no. 160 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:57,662 I absolutely do not believe my husband was having an affair with that student. 161 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,915 And Rupert, he had his problems, 162 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,417 but he never cheated on me, not ever. 163 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,461 What kind of problems? 164 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,296 Drinking more than usual, 165 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,216 complaining about the Baxter Brothers books, 166 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,385 wishing he'd never gotten the contract. 167 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:16,472 Wasn't he proud to be a Baxter Brothers writer? 168 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,765 In the beginning. 169 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,519 But then, as the years went on... 170 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,690 he felt like he had an albatross around his neck. 171 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,818 But hadn't he just finished his last book? 172 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:33,698 Why... kill himself if he was so close to being done? 173 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:36,784 I don't know. 174 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,246 I just-- I-- I don't know. 175 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,666 And I, um... 176 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,462 I brought a box of his personal effects from when I cleaned out his office. 177 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,509 I can't make sense of any of it... 178 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,303 but maybe you can. 179 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,722 We'll try, Mrs. Chipping. 180 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:00,600 What does any of this mean? 181 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,731 Why does Mr. Chipping have Army pamphlets? 182 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:08,774 Unless... 183 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:12,987 Wait a minute. 184 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,325 A highly trained mercenary tried to kill you two in the kitchen 185 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,785 and now he's in hiding, waiting to strike again? 186 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,622 -Is that about right? -I'm his target, not Archie. 187 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,124 I don't want anyone paying for my mistakes. 188 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,877 I know what it's like when the past comes knocking. 189 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,421 As a vet and as a Serpent, 190 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,215 I've been in a couple of bar fights with these ultra-Marine types. 191 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:37,178 They're tough bastards, but I've held my own against them. 192 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,388 Can you lure him out, Uncle Frank? 193 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,309 It would have to be somewhere under our complete control. 194 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,312 We got that. The gym. 195 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,232 All right. 196 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,693 I'll get him there. 197 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,278 [DuPont] Your weapons, gentlemen. 198 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,323 First to three points wins. 199 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:58,783 Now... 200 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,744 en garde. 201 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,374 And begin. 202 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,420 Hit on Mr. Jones. 203 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,838 Point to Weston Wallis. 204 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,215 Begin. 205 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,845 [both grunting] 206 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,393 Point to Mr. Jones, one to one. 207 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,769 And begin. 208 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,732 Hit on Mr. Jones. 209 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,651 Point to Weston Wallis, two to one. 210 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:34,819 Begin. 211 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:45,788 The match is over. 212 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,082 Weston Wallis is our victor. 213 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,334 [students cheering] 214 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,850 Well, well, well. 215 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,768 If it isn't Katy Keene! 216 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,438 -Hi! -So good to see you. 217 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,897 It has been way too long, girl. 218 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,067 I know something that will make you even happier. 219 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,612 The new Proenza Schouler collection on the fourth floor is to die for. 220 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,991 Can't wait. I need to ooze collegiate cuteness at this interview. 221 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,910 Well, I've already scoped out some Barnard-ready options. 222 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,329 Good thing I'm armed with my mother's Lacy's card. 223 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,458 If that's the case, I know exactly where to start. Come on! 224 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,965 ♪ Got everybody talkin' Oh, I got them watchin' ♪ 225 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,218 ♪ All eyes on me No, I ain't even tryin' ♪ 226 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,472 ♪ I got the buzz, I got the buzz ♪ 227 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,725 ♪ Everybody's gonna know Everybody's gonna see ♪ 228 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,936 ♪ Everywhere I turn, all eyes on me ♪ 229 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,939 ♪ Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee ♪ 230 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,735 ♪ 'Cause everywhere I go, all eyes on me ♪ 231 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,572 ♪ I got the buzz, I got the buzz I got the buzz ♪ 232 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:07,536 ♪ I got the buzz, I got the buzz I got the buzz ♪ 233 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,163 ♪ Buzz, buzz ♪ 234 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,583 Oh, I don't want this "Rainbow High" montage to end. 235 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,084 Who says it has to? 236 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,378 We can leave our bags with Smithers and just keep going. 237 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,922 Wait, do you like drag? 238 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:21,759 My friend Jorge and I always sneak into this dive bar called Molly's Crisis. 239 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:22,843 Sounds amazing. 240 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,227 [metal detector beeping] 241 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:33,812 I'm unarmed. 242 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,982 -I keep my word. -Good. 243 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,735 We don't want any unnecessary bloodshed. 244 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,155 But just so you know, Ted, the same way you came after me, 245 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,407 -they'll send someone after you. -Probably. 246 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,286 But I don't get paid to think like that. 247 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,666 I get paid... to follow orders. 248 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,796 I'm sorry it's gotta end like this, buddy... 249 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,550 but I'll make it painless. 250 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,303 None of your loved ones will be harmed. 251 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,305 -I swear. -Ted... 252 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,641 I'm sorry, too, brother. 253 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,269 -[whistles] -[doors opening] 254 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,110 You broke the code, Frank? 255 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,280 You can't break something that's been shattered to bits, 256 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,866 -and you're the one coming after me. -Hands up. 257 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,785 -On the ground. Hands up! -You broke the code, Frank. 258 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,829 All bets are off now. 259 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,206 You're all fair game. 260 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,542 [handcuffs clicking] 261 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,048 Get some sleep. 262 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,302 At 0800, you got a date with the feds. 263 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,429 Hm. 264 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,016 What about Frank Andrews? 265 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,602 He's a mercenary, too. 266 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,479 Who? 267 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,691 I don't know anyone by that name. 268 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,034 [woman singing in French over speakers] 269 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,960 Hm. Welcome to the Maple Club. 270 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,840 -Now, this is my kind of joint. -I'm Antoinette. 271 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:29,094 And what brings you to our establishment this evening, Mr...? 272 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,054 St. Clair. 273 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,933 I'm looking to throw a small bash for myself and some pals 274 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,809 to celebrate the fact we all got into Harvard. 275 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,270 And a chum told me about this place. 276 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,066 From the looks of it, seems like we'd have a good time here. 277 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,109 That you would. 278 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:49,239 How about I talk you through some of Maple Club's offerings and options? 279 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,591 [Betty] Moose, who gave you the Army pamphlets? 280 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,220 After the article airing all my dirty laundry was published... 281 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,473 I mean, I was-- I was pretty messed up. 282 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,601 Mr. Chipping suggested I look into the military. 283 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,104 I'm sorry, what's your connection to Mr. Chipping? 284 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,981 He recruited me to play football. 285 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,068 Wait, Mr. Chipping's the reason why you went to Stonewall Prep? 286 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,027 Yeah. 287 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,863 And what's weird is, after the story about me came out, 288 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,532 he was encouraging me to leave. 289 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,493 Until Halloween night, when it became more than a suggestion. 290 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,578 He practically shoved me out the door. 291 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,541 Plus, um... 292 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,544 there was a videotape. 293 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,087 What videotape? 294 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:52,636 Uh, Bret videotaped me having sex in our dorm room with a classmate. 295 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,931 He was lording it over me, threatening to release it any minute. 296 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,392 [stammers] I'm sorry... 297 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,729 Bret videotaped you having sex in your dorm room? 298 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,857 He said it would be a good addition to his collection. 299 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,614 Breaking and entering? Is this normal for you, Elizabeth? 300 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,743 Kind of. But it's not really breaking and entering, Mom. 301 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,661 I mean, this is Jughead's room, too, 302 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,955 and he said I could come whenever I wanted. 303 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,416 Like when all the preppy scumbags are in class. 304 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,751 Not quite all. 305 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,503 What the hell are you doing here? 306 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,256 Looking for the dirt that you have on Moose Mason. 307 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,594 I know you filmed him having sex to extort him. 308 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,387 You should be ashamed of yourself. 309 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:40,434 I have no idea what you and, I'm assuming, your mother are referring to, Ponytail. 310 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,562 Does Moose have this supposed sex tape? 311 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,023 No, he says that you do, in a collection. 312 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,568 Where is it? Because it's certainly not in this room. 313 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:53,489 Question: Did Mason ever lay eyes on this alleged collection? 314 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,490 Question: 315 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,576 Do you have a tape of me and Jughead? 316 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,203 [gasps] Oh, my God! 317 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,163 Mom, calm down. 318 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,708 Moose said that it was filmed in this room. 319 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,543 Did you tape us, too? 320 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,963 Again, I don't know what you're talking about. 321 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,424 I don't have any tapes like that. 322 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,596 But if I did, 323 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,682 it sure is a good thing that I'm such a nice guy. 324 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,852 Because I could really do a number on you by releasing it. 325 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,981 Leave now, and I won't tell Jones about this latest escapade of yours. 326 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,069 Or you can come with me to chemistry class and we could tell him together. 327 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,085 So, assuming that you get in to Barnard next year, 328 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,045 which you totally will, 329 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,881 is Archie moving here with you next year? 330 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,426 That's still very much up in the air. 331 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,013 Honestly, I don't think Riverdale could survive without him. 332 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,849 Well, there's always long distance. 333 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,643 Totally. That's what my best friend Betty and her beau are doing, 334 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,103 and they're making it work, so... 335 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,189 -What about you and your brawny boxer? -KO? 336 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,901 -Mm-hm. -Well, we are a real thing now. 337 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,778 I know, he's... 338 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,655 Oh, he's the best. 339 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:21,410 You know, I remember the first time you held hands with him 340 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,078 was at my quinceañera at the Plaza. 341 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,082 And you told me his palms were sweaty 342 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,959 because he was so nervous. 343 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,045 Oh, my God, that is so embarrassing. I can't believe you remember that. 344 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,715 All I remember is that the Jonas Brothers performed. 345 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,800 -Mm-hm. -And of course, how stunning you looked. 346 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,386 Yeah, because you and your mom made the dress, 347 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:43,432 the dress that launched this beautiful, unexpected relationship. 348 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,685 How is your mother? How is her shop? 349 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,273 Veronica, my mom's really sick. 350 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,402 And she's getting treatments, and she's-- 351 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,238 Oh, she's being so strong. 352 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,240 But, um... 353 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,369 they caught it late, so we're just... 354 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,955 We're not sure what's gonna happen. 355 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,418 [sighs] She's my best friend, Veronica. 356 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,420 Katy... 357 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,631 Ugh. I'm sorry. 358 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,760 I didn't wanna tell you. I didn't wanna cry today. 359 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,470 Are you kidding me? 360 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,849 What are old friends for, if not to provide shoulders to cry on? 361 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,018 Come here. 362 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,147 I love you, Katy Keene. 363 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,816 You're gonna be okay, I promise. 364 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,236 -Where are you gonna go? -Head up to Canada. 365 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,447 Maybe find my way to Alaska, get some work. 366 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,825 Gotta get as far off the radar as possible until this whole thing blows over. 367 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,535 If Ted can find me, others can, too. 368 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,246 Uncle Frank, can't you just talk to the feds, explain what happened? 369 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,707 Maybe if you turn yourself in, they'll go easy on you. 370 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,293 Or maybe they make me the scapegoat who goes down for all of this. 371 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,295 Those tend to be the breaks I get in life, Archie. 372 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,298 If you go on the run now, you'll never stop running. 373 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,509 Man, you remind me so much of your old man. 374 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,679 You take care of your mom, okay? Or I'll come back and kick your ass. 375 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:05,931 You can try. 376 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,522 [Toni] Babe, what happened to you today? 377 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:14,982 You ghosted me. 378 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,486 Do you remember that Patrick Bateman-type from earlier today, at the Maple Club? 379 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,364 Mmm. You mean Nick St. Clair? 380 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,409 Sophomore year... 381 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,163 Nick came to Riverdale one weekend looking for a party. 382 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,083 He... 383 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,044 spiked my champagne... 384 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,672 and... 385 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,134 coaxed me back to his room at the Five Seasons... 386 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,636 where... 387 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,389 he attempted to assault me. 388 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,307 What? 389 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:52,686 Thankfully, Veronica and Josie and the Pussycats came to my rescue. 390 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,441 I thought I'd worked through it... emotionally. 391 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,694 -But seeing him today, it... -Triggered you. 392 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,114 I get it. 393 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,994 A similar experience happened to me before I moved to Riverdale. 394 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:10,620 Tee-Tee. 395 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,497 I'm so sorry. 396 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:13,498 What did you do? 397 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,917 How did you cope? 398 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,587 It took me a while, 399 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,298 but with a lot of help, I worked through it. 400 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,636 Babe, I wanna help you get there, too. 401 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,602 Gentlemen, we'll go seven rounds. 402 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:37,022 -We're not gonna need rounds. -No. All we'll need is a coffin for Jones, 403 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,316 like the one I buried him in way back when. 404 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,735 Round 1 begins now. 405 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,328 That's not bad, Bret. 406 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:57,793 Oh. 407 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,795 Well, he's got a glass jaw. 408 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,880 Told you we weren't gonna need rounds. 409 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,924 Mr. Jones is the winner. 410 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,592 The duel is officially tied. 411 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,428 Tomorrow's chess match will decide the ultimate winner. 412 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,852 Oh, crap. 413 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,806 A dead snake, really? 414 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,100 And body checks in the hall? 415 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,977 Since when does Bret even have so many friends? 416 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,353 He doesn't. 417 00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,980 It's pack behavior. 418 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,440 Bret's homegrown, a Stoney through and through. 419 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,400 Easy to root for. 420 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,237 And think about it, if you win and Bret loses, 421 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,282 if he's not a man of honor, what does that say about them? 422 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,993 So, what, this entire school is against me now? 423 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,120 Not the entire school, Jones. 424 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,539 You still got me. 425 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,587 [Alice] If that tape exists, we have to find it. 426 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,546 Agreed. 427 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,548 But we can't search the whole school. 428 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,843 What if Bret stores his collection 429 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,846 in the room where they have those secret society meetings? 430 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,973 In Stonewall Prep's basement. 431 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:38,810 Okay, but we didn't fare so well breaking into their dorms. 432 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,479 No, but Jughead still has one last challenge. 433 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,107 We can slip into the basement while he's keeping Bret busy. 434 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,152 [cell phone buzzes] 435 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,696 Hey, Mr. Jones, what's up? 436 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,615 [FP] Red, we got a problem. Ted escaped. 437 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,159 Wherever you are, you have to get somewhere safe ASAP. 438 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,620 What? How the hell did he escape? 439 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,915 He just about snapped Tubby in two. Get yourself to safety, okay? 440 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:01,875 Okay, bye. 441 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,004 Ted? 442 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:07,983 What the hell is happening? 443 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,992 This school is insane. 444 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,619 -Are you okay? -Yeah. [coughing] 445 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,124 [grumbles] 446 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,500 How...? I thought you were gone. 447 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,794 I had a gut feeling this wasn't over, Archie. 448 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,004 But it is now. 449 00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,924 [lounge music playing over speakers] 450 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:19,679 Refill? 451 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,474 You read my mind, sweetheart. 452 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,853 Maybe you'd like to enjoy it with me in a private room. 453 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,621 You little minx. 454 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,664 Relax, 455 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,250 drink up and, uh... 456 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,505 I'm gonna get a little more comfortable, okay? 457 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,051 [Betty] You're gonna mop the floor with him, Jug. 458 00:27:58,635 --> 00:27:59,594 Yeah, I hope so. 459 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:04,349 I just have to stay focused if I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off Bret's face. 460 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,935 Where is the match? 461 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,896 Same place as all the other ones, the seminar room. 462 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,064 At what time? 463 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,109 [Bret] I wanna raise the stakes. 464 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:18,238 When I win, you walk away from the Baxter Brothers contract. 465 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:19,572 To what end? 466 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:23,159 The restoration of the rightful, natural order of the world. 467 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,912 You lose, you slink away and are never heard from again. 468 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:27,705 Just like your grandfather. 469 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:31,126 And Mr. DuPont gives the contract to me. 470 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,545 You wanna know what the one problem with that is? 471 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,091 You're a terrible writer, Bret. 472 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:39,759 So, no, 473 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,929 I'm not going to accept your terms. 474 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,306 This is a duel about honor. 475 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:47,308 And when you lose, 476 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,854 it's going to be because I'm a better writer... 477 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,356 I'm a better competitor... 478 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:56,192 and I'm a better man. 479 00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:00,155 So, can we get this started already? 480 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,323 Indeed. 481 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,284 ♪ You've been waitin' ♪ 482 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,201 Gentlemen... 483 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,454 ♪ Lookin' off into the night ♪ 484 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,457 ...play wisely. 485 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,252 ♪ Search the horizon Watchin' out for smoke and fire ♪ 486 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,173 ♪ You ♪ 487 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,049 Okay, come on, Veronica said it was this way. 488 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:27,932 ♪ You aren't the only one ♪ 489 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,852 ♪ And so it begins ♪ 490 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:37,358 -Betty, find the tapes, I'll stand watch. -Okay. 491 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:47,869 ♪ Standin' on the edge Taking one last breath ♪ 492 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:54,417 ♪ Feel the pull of gravity Down in the depths ♪ 493 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,962 ♪ You ♪ 494 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,132 ♪ Knew this day would come ♪ 495 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:07,722 ♪ And you aren't the only one ♪ 496 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:14,229 ♪ And so it begins ♪ 497 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,819 ♪ And so it begins ♪ 498 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,501 Oh, my God. 499 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:41,965 Okay, Moose, Moose, Moose... 500 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:43,675 Oh, that works, too. 501 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,560 ♪ And you ♪ 502 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,353 [watch beeping] 503 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:59,524 Someone's broken into the Quill and Skull's room. 504 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,442 -What are you talking about? -Silent alarm. 505 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,819 I have it synched to alert me. 506 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,404 Mr. DuPont, may I call a recess? 507 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:07,740 Yes, of course. We'll resume the game after this is cleared up. 508 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,581 Betty, we have to go now! 509 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,499 All right. All right. 510 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:20,587 Okay. 511 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:22,922 Here, take these. 512 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:25,383 Take these. 513 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,844 [footsteps approaching] 514 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:32,015 I almost admire your gumption, Ponytail, but you're done. 515 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,099 You're trespassing. 516 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:35,518 And you are illegally recording people having sex. 517 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:39,355 -And this is your tape of me and Jughead. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 518 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,819 -What the hell is going on? -Your perv roommate taped us in your bed. 519 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,196 Are you serious, Bret? 520 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,116 All the tapes in this room are private property. 521 00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:54,245 Consensual testimonies given by students being inducted into the Quill and Skull. 522 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,957 The tape you're holding right now is Jughead's initiation confession. 523 00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,127 Confession? 524 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,547 I did make a confession. 525 00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:07,133 Right. So, I'll have my private property back. 526 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,015 Excellent. Now, can we finish the match? 527 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,252 Wait, no, no. That allows me to put you in-- 528 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:44,379 Checkmate, yeah. 529 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,423 Why? Why would you do that? 530 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:49,592 Because I'm done playing this game, Bret. 531 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,846 That's game over, Mr. DuPont. Bret wins this duel. 532 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:55,306 You... 533 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:59,435 are more of a Stonewall man than I will ever be. 534 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:01,938 Or I'll ever wanna be. 535 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,482 Let's blow this place. 536 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,079 All right. Thank you, Mr. Jones. I appreciate it. 537 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:19,914 Okay, bye. 538 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:25,712 The feds picked up Ted. 539 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,631 He'll be tried for everything he did in Riverdale. 540 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,967 He said they're looking for you, too. 541 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:32,719 Of course they are. 542 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,221 My mom's the lawyer, not me, 543 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,598 but wouldn't it go better if you turn yourself in? 544 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,934 You could cut a deal maybe, too. 545 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:43,646 All right. 546 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,816 All right, Archie, I'll do it. I'll turn myself in tomorrow. 547 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,278 I genuinely think this is the right thing to do, Uncle Frank. 548 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,743 [Hermione] Veronica, your father doesn't want me to tell you this, 549 00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:58,953 but I think it's important that you know. 550 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,247 We didn't go to New York on business. 551 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,332 We went to see a doctor. 552 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,959 A specialist. 553 00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:07,920 He ran some tests, 554 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:11,049 and he confirmed that your father has a disease. 555 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,092 What? What--? 556 00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:15,386 What kind of disease? 557 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,722 It's a neuromuscular disorder. 558 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,017 It will weaken your father. 559 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,479 His muscles will atrophy. 560 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,231 He'll lose his motor skills. 561 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,276 But... there's good news. 562 00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:35,072 I mean, we caught it early, so there's drugs... and therapies. 563 00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:38,451 So, he's... going to be fine? 564 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:41,829 We don't know. 565 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,249 We just know that he's very... 566 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,836 He's very sick. 567 00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:52,131 Mom. 568 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,592 [Hermione sobs] 569 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,307 What...? 570 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,767 Where the hell am I? 571 00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:09,232 -Who the hell are you? -I bet you say that to all the boys. 572 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,817 [Fangs] It's okay. 573 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,318 Yeah, we understand. 574 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,153 Things got pretty wild last night. 575 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,489 [Toni] You wanna see? 576 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,827 You and the boys here made a little video. 577 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:23,329 [Nick giggling on video] 578 00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:24,413 [Nick] It's too much! 579 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,249 [Fangs] Is it okay? 580 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,709 [Nick laughing on video] 581 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,006 Had enough? 582 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:35,716 [Nick] How could you? 583 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:36,884 You can't-- 584 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,930 You'd better not show that to anyone, you bitch, or I'll-- 585 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:43,141 Or you'll what, exactly? 586 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:47,728 Now, listen up, worm, because I'm only gonna say this once. 587 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,815 You don't know me, but I know you. 588 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:55,820 And I know exactly what you did to my girlfriend, Cheryl Blossom, 589 00:35:56,612 --> 00:36:00,867 and what you've probably done to a lot of other innocent young women. 590 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,995 You will never set foot in Riverdale again, 591 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:08,624 you will not so much as even think about Cheryl Blossom, 592 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,503 and you will never assault another woman. 593 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:17,425 Because if you do, I will let the whole world see 594 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,176 what was done to you. 595 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:23,723 I will ruin you. 596 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,320 [Nick laughing on TV] 597 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:39,071 Why are you tickling me? 598 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,745 So... So, Nick is what we in the tickle business would call 599 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,288 a first-class squealer. 600 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,292 I propose a toast. 601 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,254 To Toni Topaz, 602 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,007 who slayed yet another dragon from my past. 603 00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:01,677 -Cheers. -Cheers. 604 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,596 Cheers. 605 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:11,729 I am, as always, one lucky lady. 606 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,127 [Archie] Frank didn't even leave a note. 607 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:38,798 Sorry, Red. 608 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,050 I know you two got close. 609 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:42,343 Yeah, we did. 610 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,806 But can I tell you, Mr. Jones... 611 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,016 I knew he was gonna run. 612 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,437 Even when he told me he wasn't, I just... I felt it. 613 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:57,525 So, uh, what's next? 614 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,860 -Frank is probably halfway to Alaska. -No, no. 615 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,279 I mean for you. 616 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:04,407 I don't know. 617 00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:10,496 My dad was a decent, good guy. 618 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:12,623 He worked hard. 619 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,625 He loved me. He loved his life. 620 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,004 I believe he slept peacefully at night, you know? 621 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,298 Unless I was out doing some dumbass thing. 622 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,633 Some days he won 623 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,593 and some days he lost. 624 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,556 But usually it was a draw, and that was enough for him. 625 00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:30,141 It was just that... 626 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:34,270 He was a simple man with honor. 627 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,442 -Maybe that's what's next for me. -Mmm. 628 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:45,072 Sounds like a good plan to me. 629 00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:05,843 Well, Mom, Dad, 630 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,597 I know it's still months away, 631 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,392 but clear your schedules and mark your calendars for August 15th, 632 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,643 a very special day. 633 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,146 Special in what way? 634 00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:22,318 It's when Barnard welcomes its incoming freshman class, 635 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,737 including a certain Veronica Lodge. 636 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:25,905 [Hermione] Veronica! 637 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,324 You'll be moving me into my dorm. 638 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:30,284 I'm sorry, did you say "Lodge"? 639 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,660 Yes. 640 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,705 I did. 641 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,751 Going to New York, seeing Katy, 642 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:42,088 it reminded me of something I was missing. 643 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,176 But no need to make a federal case out of it, Daddy. 644 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:48,427 No. 645 00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:51,097 Absolutely not, mija. 646 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,394 [Betty] Any regrets about throwing the match? 647 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:57,311 [Jughead] No. 648 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,523 If I've learned anything over these last couple days, 649 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:03,818 it's that I really don't have to prove anything to these people. 650 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,695 They have no idea what true honor is. 651 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:10,074 And you are not a damsel in distress. 652 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:13,744 But I'll murder Bret if he actually has a tape of us. 653 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:18,290 Speaking of tapes, I did manage to sneak something out of the Quill and Skull room, 654 00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:20,876 a videotape labeled "Donna." 655 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,010 We were having an affair. 656 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:37,435 I knew it was wrong, and I didn't want anybody to get into trouble, 657 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,478 so I tried to break it off with him. 658 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:43,190 But then he got... 659 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:45,734 aggressive. 660 00:40:46,735 --> 00:40:47,862 Wait, what's going on? 661 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:51,824 This is exactly what Donna told me about Mr. Chipping except-- 662 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:52,741 Wait for this part. 663 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:56,036 And I was so scared, I told him if he didn't stop, 664 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,663 I'd go to the headmaster. 665 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:01,417 I'd never seen Mr. Kotter so mad. 666 00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:03,878 Who's Mr. Kotter? 667 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,714 Based on my research, no one. 668 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:09,008 He doesn't exist. 669 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,426 Even more chilling, 670 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:13,053 Donna is 100 percent using the same language, 671 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:16,891 even exactly the same words she used when she told me about Mr. Chipping. 672 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,810 And I-- I didn't want anybody to get into trouble 673 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,729 so I tried to break it off with him. 674 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:24,732 But then he got aggressive. 675 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,611 -Meaning? -She's lying, Jug. 676 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:33,449 This is a rehearsed speech Donna has given at least twice. 677 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,118 All this time, I've been thinking, we've been thinking, 678 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,038 that Bret's the evil mastermind behind Stonewall Prep. 679 00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:42,583 But I think we need to be more worried about Donna. p.