1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,044 [Jughead] The week started like any other. 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,129 [clock ticking] 3 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:05,922 Who would've guessed where I'd be by the end? 4 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,091 ["Someone Tonight" playing] 5 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,093 [alarm blaring] 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:12,887 [alarm stops] 7 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:24,566 ♪ Lone passenger ♪ 8 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,695 ♪ Out on the road ♪ 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:34,784 ♪ With a million more miles to go ♪ 10 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,202 [inaudible dialogue] 11 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:42,083 ♪ An ache deep inside And wide as the sky ♪ 12 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,461 Thank you for watching the center during the day, Ms. Moore. 13 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,712 I promise it's only temporary. 14 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:50,717 Hell, after you helped get my baby Munroe into Notre Dame, it's the least I can do. 15 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:54,012 I'll be back after school, once I've checked in on Andrews Construction. 16 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:57,724 A young man like you must have colleges knocking down your door. 17 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:02,979 How can I help you, Mr. Andrews? 18 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,315 Mr. Honey, I know it's late in the game, 19 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,692 but is there any way I can still apply to college? 20 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:12,489 The application period closed months ago. 21 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:17,160 And moreover, based on your grades from the past two years, 22 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:21,581 I have serious doubts about whether or not you'll graduate with your class. 23 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,212 Can I at least walk with my friends at the graduation ceremony? 24 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,257 I find the notion of an undeserving student being allowed 25 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,801 to walk with his peers, 26 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:37,639 without fulfilling the basic requirements to graduate, quite absurd. 27 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:42,268 It is dishonest, and it is a hollow gesture. 28 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,146 Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Andrews? 29 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:56,950 [Hermione squeals] 30 00:01:57,033 --> 00:02:00,537 -Daddy, let me get that for you. -I got it. I don't need your help. 31 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,750 No, of course not. Which is why I'll never offer it to you again. 32 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,545 ["Belong to You" playing] 33 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,353 What's up, Ronnie? 34 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,949 Good morning to you, too. 35 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,909 Less talking, more touching, Andrews. 36 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,245 ♪ You ♪ 37 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,540 ♪ You ♪ 38 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,626 ♪ You ♪ 39 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:54,716 ♪ I belong to you ♪ 40 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,927 ♪ You ♪ 41 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,097 ♪ You ♪ 42 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:06,978 ♪ I belong to you ♪ 43 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,274 Thanks for the early morning delight. 44 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,527 I'm not complaining, but what's the occasion? 45 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:19,574 As much as I loved visiting NYC, it reminded me of how... 46 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,119 little time we have left together. 47 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,624 We haven't really talked about what we're doing after graduation. 48 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,792 What are you saying, Ronnie? 49 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,211 I'm saying... 50 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,965 I don't really wanna think about the future right now. 51 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:41,512 I just wanna enjoy these last few months at Riverdale High with you. 52 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,181 And I wanna have fun. 53 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,392 Can we do that, Archie? Can we just have fun? 54 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,519 That's music to my ears. 55 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,359 You rang? 56 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,615 I won't mince words with you, Forsythe. You're out of Quill and Skull. 57 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:02,992 Why? 58 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,995 Because Betty broke into the sanctum sanctorum? 59 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,332 Well, as a matter of fact, yes. That's a violation of our code. 60 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,088 That's not all, I'm afraid. 61 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,552 We're also terminating your Baxter Brothers contract, 62 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:26,891 for failure to deliver satisfactory material by March 15th. 63 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,520 This Friday? As in the Ides of March? 64 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,689 It's only Monday, I still have time. 65 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,526 Your rejected novel took you months to write. 66 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,862 What makes you think you could write an entirely new one in five days? 67 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,197 Watch me. 68 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,283 [line rings] 69 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,576 -[Betty] Hello? -I'm in need of my real-life Tracy True. 70 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,287 How quickly can you get to Stonewall Prep? 71 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:51,249 I have to write the best damn Baxter Brother novel ever by Friday, 72 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:54,460 which, coincidentally, is the Ides of March. 73 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,255 Stonewall Prep celebrates the holiday 74 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,299 by throwing a big blowout in the woods. 75 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,718 Okay, well, then... 76 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,888 Why don't you write about what's been happening to you here at Stonewall? 77 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,183 -Like a roman à clef, let's say. -Yeah. 78 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,686 -Like a prep school thriller. -Sure. 79 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,230 We could start with my-- We could start with Moose's arrival. 80 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:16,607 -Exactly. -You're brilliant. You know that? 81 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,706 I like what you've done with the place, Archie. 82 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:34,751 Mr. Lodge. 83 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:36,377 What's up? 84 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,963 I'm here to work out. Train. 85 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,382 Don't you have a nice gym at The Pembrooke? 86 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,677 -And belong to Solstice? -Yeah, but I'm looking for a real gym. 87 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,512 Like here. 88 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,770 Gotten away from myself, Archie. 89 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,982 Spent too much time in suits, behind desks, but no more. 90 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,693 No more weakness. 91 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,862 Okay, Mr. Lodge. Sure. 92 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,907 You can make your check out to Fred Andrews Community Center. 93 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,952 [Jughead] "The boys themselves couldn't see it yet, 94 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,205 but it was a suspicious coincidence, to say the least. 95 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,374 Two new scholarship students arrived at Brickbridge Prep 96 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:18,086 after being recruited by the same teacher, Mr. Shepherd. 97 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,047 The old acquaintances settled into their new lives, 98 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:26,010 unaware that one or both of them were destined to be a sacrificial Iamb. 99 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,639 The perfect victim to the perfect murder." 100 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,644 That's where the chapter ends. 101 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,522 Mr. Jones... 102 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,651 ten pages of autobiographical hokum won't save you. 103 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,028 Well, just you wait. 104 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,155 I'll have more tomorrow. 105 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,543 [phone rings] 106 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:03,131 Ellie's Essential Oils. Don't hate, alleviate. How can I help you? 107 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,384 And who is she? 108 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,012 Don't worry, we'll vet her. 109 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,265 What was that, babe? 110 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:15,726 There's a high roller at La Bonne Nuit who's caught wind of the Maple Club 111 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,312 and wields a blank check with our name on it. 112 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,274 I hate to ask, Tee-Tee, but will you scrutinize this enigmatic patron? 113 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,276 -Sure. -Great. 114 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,486 You'll find a frosty haired woman at the bar tonight. 115 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,281 I'm on it. And I'll be sure to lay on the charm. 116 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:29,490 ["Who Do U Love?" playing] 117 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,408 -Love you. -Love you. 118 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,160 ♪ I'm just trying to say ♪ 119 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,244 ♪ Who do you love? ♪ 120 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,081 [over speakers] ♪ Is it him or me?... ♪ 121 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,457 I'm Antoinette. 122 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,462 I understand you've been asking about our other establishment. 123 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,964 Why, yes. I'm Rosa Jevön. 124 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,925 I consider myself a connoisseur of rum, 125 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,261 and I've heard rumblings 126 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:53,681 of a secret rum bar with ties to this establishment. 127 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,225 Needless to say, 128 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,352 I'm intrigued. 129 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:00,938 Tell you what, 130 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,859 since I like your vibe so much, 131 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,320 I'll talk to my partner about it. 132 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,322 She'll wanna meet you, too. 133 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,616 Maybe tomorrow night? 134 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,159 Right here? 135 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,037 It's a date. 136 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,706 ♪ 'Cause I can't take the pressure Anymore ♪ 137 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,167 ♪ Who do you love? ♪ 138 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,046 ♪ Girl, it's killin' me ♪ 139 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:28,174 ♪ If you can't say that I'm the one For sure ♪ 140 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,802 ♪ Then I'm walkin' out the door, yeah ♪ 141 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,679 ♪ Who do you love? Who do you love? ♪ 142 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,681 ♪ Said, who do you love?... ♪ 143 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:36,849 Two Cokes, please. 144 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,019 -Okay, I needed that. -We're just getting started, Archiekins. 145 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,732 Ronnie, I have to be at the site by 5 tomorrow morning. 146 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,819 Boo! I thought you said we were gonna have fun? 147 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,822 Good night, Veronica. I'll see you tomorrow. 148 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,117 Fine. 149 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,412 [Jughead] "It was All Hallows' Eve at Brickbridge Prep. 150 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,874 Jarhead was burning the midnight oil, studying, when suddenly, 151 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,334 his vision narrowed. 152 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,921 He crumpled to the ground and awoke to a real-life nightmare. 153 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,091 He was locked in a solid oak coffin. 154 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:13,427 'My classmates drugged me,' he realized groggily. 155 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,387 But why? 156 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,430 The truth was sinisterly simple. 157 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,934 It was so he wouldn't be a witness to the perfect murder. 158 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,564 For you see... 159 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:29,902 the seminar students were plotting to kill his roommate Bison 160 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,779 on that very Devil's Night." 161 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,407 [paper rustling] 162 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:38,995 Admit it. 163 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,958 You guys are on the edge of your seats, aren't you? 164 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,509 Can I ask you something, Mr. Lodge? 165 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,886 It's actually a business question. 166 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,555 Really? 167 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,307 Interesting. 168 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,267 Shoot. 169 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,895 I'm not as good as your daughter, Mr. Lodge. 170 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,691 I can't... run multiple businesses and do well in school 171 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,319 and everything else Veronica's so good at. 172 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,738 If you're talking about this place and Andrews Construction, 173 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,657 -have you thought about shedding one? -Yeah. 174 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,411 But my Grandpa Artie founded Andrews Construction 175 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,787 and passed it down to my dad. 176 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,289 It's my legacy. 177 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:27,501 Well, both of your businesses bear your father's name. 178 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,463 You'll be keeping his legacy alive, no matter what. 179 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,676 [Archie] Thanks for meeting with me, Mr. Keller. 180 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,429 Yeah, of course, Archie. So, what's been going on? 181 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,431 Truthfully, a lot. 182 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,100 I've been thinking about the future of Andrews Construction 183 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,061 and the community center recently. 184 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,314 Vic has offered to buy Andrews Construction a few times. 185 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,359 I don't like the guy, personally, but my dad did. 186 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,278 If I sold it, I could use that money to pay you a proper salary 187 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,821 to help me run the center full-time. 188 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,282 If that's something you'd be interested in. 189 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:03,079 Well, I've been hopping from job to job since I lost my post as sheriff. 190 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,415 A more permanent gig would be a nice change of pace. 191 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,376 I'd like that, Arch. 192 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,341 Does anyone know why DuPont summoned us? 193 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,093 No need to wonder, Ms. Berkeley. 194 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,844 I will tell you. 195 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:25,768 The headmaster has just given me some very unsettling news. 196 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,647 One of you has been accused of the worst crime a writer can commit. 197 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,940 Plagiarism. 198 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,984 Mr. Jones, 199 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,696 it seems that the short story that qualified you for Yale, 200 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,365 "On Featherless Wings," 201 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,410 was in fact written by another student. 202 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,328 In this seminar. 203 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,248 Let me guess who accused me. Was it Bret? 204 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,749 No. It was me. 205 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,795 -What? Why? -Because I wrote "On Featherless Wings." 206 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,588 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. 207 00:11:55,089 --> 00:12:00,094 And I've got a time stamp on my computer proving that I wrote it two months ago. 208 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:02,304 I wrote it during the summer. It's on my computer. 209 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,225 The story you wrote last summer is on the laptop I gave you three weeks ago? 210 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,395 No, it's on my old one. It's in my room. Can I get it, please? 211 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,480 Go and get it. We shall wait. 212 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,280 What the hell? 213 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,209 Jones, so, where's this magical, exonerating laptop? 214 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,128 It's not in there because someone stole it. 215 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,380 That seems rather convenient. 216 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,633 Mr. DuPont, I'm going to fight these accusations tooth and nail. 217 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,469 You had better. 218 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:47,141 Stonewall Prep takes the crime of plagiarism very seriously. 219 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:52,146 As such, you will go before the headmaster and disciplinary committee on Friday. 220 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,691 On the Ides of March, 221 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,276 fittingly enough. 222 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,159 Mr. DuPont's turning out to be worse than any villain 223 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,536 in his precious Baxter Brothers series. 224 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,455 It's clear he wants me expelled. 225 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,083 You can't let your name be tarnished by these trust-fund brats. 226 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,420 Hell, it's my name. It's our family name. 227 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,591 If I let my reputation be destroyed by a baseless accusation, 228 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,427 my career as a writer is going to be over before it even begins. 229 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,804 There's no way that's happening, Jug. 230 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,309 I think I have an idea. 231 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,020 [Kevin sighs] That test was brutal. 232 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,148 Why does anybody need to know what primogeniture is? 233 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,276 -Wait, that was one of the questions? -[snaps fingers] 234 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,194 Ms. Lodge. 235 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:44,740 During a routine search, I found this flask of rum in your locker. 236 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,033 Excuse me. 237 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,538 When did Riverdale High become a fascist police state, Principal Mussolini? 238 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,833 It is my responsibility to look after my students' well-being. 239 00:13:56,460 --> 00:14:00,089 How do you think Barnard will react when they hear about this incident? 240 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,467 The recruiter already saw me drinking at my speakeasy. 241 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,470 They're not a bunch of prissy, power-tripping asshats. 242 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,765 Stop. You don't have to do this. You don't have to protect me. 243 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,351 [gasps] 244 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,688 Principal Honey, I'm so sorry. 245 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,440 The lock on my locker broke, and I know Veronica's combination... 246 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,736 so I stashed that flask, my flask, in there before the test. 247 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,826 So, this is your liquor, Mr. Andrews? 248 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:32,872 It's been a rough year, sir, as you know. Sometimes I need to take the edge off. 249 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,165 Archie... 250 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,128 You'll have a week's detention. 251 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,090 -I'm gonna call your mother about this. -I understand. 252 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,008 Yeah. 253 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,349 [sighs] 254 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,487 [chattering] 255 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,781 -Maybe because he isn't there. -I don't know. 256 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,283 -Exactly. -Jones. 257 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,328 And, Betty, to what do we owe the pleasure? 258 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:16,248 We know Jonathan's lying about writing "On Featherless Wings." 259 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,335 And we know that one or all of you stole my laptop 260 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,086 and are conspiring against me. 261 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,256 -So, we're here to prove it. -With a lie detector test? 262 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:30,095 [laughs] Okay, well, I refuse to participate in this charade. 263 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,013 Fine. 264 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,850 Then you all can watch while Jughead takes the test. 265 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,273 Is your name Forsythe Pendleton Jones III? 266 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,191 Yes. 267 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,736 When did you start writing "On Featherless Wings"? 268 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:49,156 At the end of last summer, before I'd even heard of Stonewall Prep. 269 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:53,077 Did you get rid of your old laptop because it contained incriminating evidence? 270 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,287 Of course not. It was stolen. 271 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:59,333 And what, exactly, do you think this is proving? 272 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,419 Well, Jonathan's guilt, 273 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,421 by process of elimination. 274 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,757 I hate to break it to you, sweetie, 275 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,094 but this isn't gonna prove Jughead's innocence. 276 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,014 Do you think I don't know that, bitch? 277 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,602 This lie detector test is only the beginning. 278 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,690 Once we're done with all of you one-percenters, 279 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,484 none of you will be left standing. 280 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,953 -Hey, handsome. -What are you doing here? 281 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:40,791 Just wanted to say thanks for your gallant gesture earlier. 282 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,126 I was happy to do it. 283 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,254 I got nothing to lose. But you do. You have everything. 284 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,219 Ronnie... 285 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,224 Ronnie, stop. Dr. Beaker could be back any minute. 286 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,225 [sighs] 287 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,686 What's going on with you? 288 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,272 -What do you mean? -This isn't you. 289 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:04,940 What's happening? 290 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,906 Nothing. We made a vow that we would make the most of our time together. 291 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,702 And now clearly you're backing out of that deal, so... 292 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,789 If you don't want to have fun, then I'll just go have fun by myself. 293 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,500 -Ronnie, I... -I have to meet Cheryl and Toni anyway. 294 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,962 [door opens, then closes] 295 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,839 ["Don't Start Now" playing] 296 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:32,968 [over speakers] ♪ I'm all good already So moved on, it's scary... ♪ 297 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:33,886 You came. 298 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,180 Well, when a beautiful vixen calls, 299 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,766 I have no choice but to answer. 300 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,560 Did you talk to your partner? 301 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,187 -She's on her way. -Mm. 302 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,024 -[groans] I love this song. -Hm. 303 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,736 I know exactly what we can do while we wait. 304 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,448 ♪ Don't show up, don't come out ♪ 305 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,494 ♪ Don't start caring about me now ♪ 306 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,289 ♪ Walk away, you know how ♪ 307 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,168 ♪ Don't start caring about me now ♪ 308 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,338 ♪ Aren't you the guy who ♪ 309 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,801 ♪ Tried to Hurt me with the word "goodbye"? ♪ 310 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:18,931 ♪ Though it took some time to Survive you ♪ 311 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,934 ♪ I'm better on the other side ♪ 312 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,436 ♪ I'm all good already ♪ 313 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,396 ♪ So moved on, it's scary ♪ 314 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,984 ♪ I'm not where you left me at all, so ♪ 315 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:35,948 ♪ If you don't wanna see me Dancing with somebody ♪ 316 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,580 ♪ If you wanna believe that Anything could stop me ♪ 317 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:51,046 ♪ Don't show up, don't come out Don't start caring... ♪ 318 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:54,842 Babe, this is the woman I was telling you about. Rosa. 319 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:59,471 Rosa, has anyone ever told you how beguiling your eyes are? 320 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,556 I get that a lot. 321 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,605 How about we get out of here? 322 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,317 We have somewhere special we'd like to bring you. 323 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,279 [Laura] Excuse me, Ms. Lodge. 324 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,574 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I have a message from Ms. Blossom. 325 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,077 It's fine. Just polishing off my maple-jito. Thank you. 326 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,747 All right, Laura. 327 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,667 Prepare the suite. 328 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,546 It's time to... snap a trap. 329 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,966 I'll get the lights. 330 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,093 [Rosa] Hmm... 331 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,556 [Veronica] Hermosa. 332 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:46,852 Veronica. 333 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,896 What are you doing here? 334 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,857 [Veronica] It's an emboscada... 335 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,067 my darling half sister. 336 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,320 An ambush. 337 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,655 And they say journalism is a dying art. 338 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,533 I marked you as soon as I saw you at La Bonne Nuit. 339 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,747 How dare you try and seduce my dear Tee-Tee like she's some backwater fool. 340 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,668 As if Cheryl and Toni would expose you to the Maple Club, our rum operation? 341 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,588 I have no idea what you're talking about, hermana. 342 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:19,760 The gall you have coming into town, trying to ruin our business, 343 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,595 my livelihood. 344 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,516 I bet Daddy put you up to this, didn't he? 345 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,938 Do a little recon. Scope out the competition. 346 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,816 I don't know what he's told you about his condition. 347 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,360 Everything. 348 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,280 He also told me you didn't know. 349 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,619 He told you? 350 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,164 And not me? 351 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,960 He trusted you? 352 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,171 And not me? 353 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,756 Can you blame him? 354 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,595 [Veronica grunts] 355 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,522 [softly] All right, let's hurry up. 356 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,316 Donna and Joan were in film studies, but they could be back any moment. 357 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,866 I never should have taken that laptop from Bret. 358 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,952 We'll get it back, Jug. 359 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,746 You take Joan's side, I'll take Donna's. 360 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,915 [Jughead] "Ready for print"? 361 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,674 The Boy in the River? 362 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:28,180 This is the novel that I submitted to win the Baxter Brothers contract. 363 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,557 -About Jason Blossom? -Yeah. 364 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,727 DuPont told me that the Baxter Brotherhood rejected it 365 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,438 because it wasn't dark or sociopathic enough. 366 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,487 It's definitely been rewritten. 367 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,740 But this is my book. 368 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,579 -What do you wanna do? -Well, the only thing we can do. 369 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,583 I thought the Brotherhood didn't want my novel. 370 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,753 -We didn't and we don't. -Then, what the hell is this? 371 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,047 You really think I wouldn't recognize my own story 372 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,840 after someone did a polish on it? 373 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:07,928 Ah, you should have had a lawyer take a much closer look at your contract. 374 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:11,681 You see, the Brotherhood owns everything you submit. 375 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,683 We kept the elements we liked 376 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,228 and then let another ghostwriter try their hand at it. 377 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,647 Oh, yeah? Who? 378 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,691 [chuckles] Well, actually, 379 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,861 all of your classmates collaborated on it. 380 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:30,408 [knock on door] 381 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,371 Archie, what are you doing here? 382 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,331 I came to make sure you're okay. 383 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,625 I'm worried about you, Veronica. 384 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,506 What are you doing? 385 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,968 Drinking at school? Acting like this crazy party girl? 386 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,972 You're pushing people away. Tell me what's really going on. 387 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,104 He's dying, Archie. 388 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,981 -Who is? -[sobbing] My dad. 389 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,777 He's been diagnosed with a debilitating disease... 390 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:11,783 and I don't know what to do. I feel... completely lost. 391 00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:14,619 [continues sobbing] 392 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:17,956 I'm sorry, Veronica. 393 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,088 I know there's not much that I can say... 394 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,304 but one of the worst parts about my dad dying... 395 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,765 was that I was never able to say goodbye. 396 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,476 Even in the months before. 397 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,605 I didn't know what little time we had left, 398 00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,607 and I regret not spending more of it with him. 399 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:51,072 I don't know if I can sit by and watch him waste away to nothing. 400 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,449 I don't want to see that. 401 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,911 Veronica, you're the strongest person that I know. 402 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,955 And right now you have to give some of that strength to your dad. 403 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,876 You know better than anyone how to get him fired up. 404 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,295 That's what he needs. 405 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:23,480 Happy Friday, you soul-sucking vampires. 406 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,649 Good morning to you, too, mija. 407 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,318 Before you crawl back into your coffins for the day, 408 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,779 I've got a little presentation I've been working on. 409 00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,240 Red Raven's newest ad campaign. 410 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,368 [Veronica clears throat] 411 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,997 Consumers are now more interested in quality than name brands, 412 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,750 which is why we conducted a blind taste test, 413 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:48,713 in which nine out of ten test subjects picked Red Raven Rum 414 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,967 over the competitors Lodge Rum and Lodge Spiced Rum. 415 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,845 As we like to say at Red Raven, "Quality always." 416 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,264 And this is only the first wave. 417 00:25:57,847 --> 00:26:00,225 We'll run print ads in the Riverdale Register, 418 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:03,770 the Greendale Gazette and the Seaside Sentinel to start. 419 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:09,150 Mija, do you really think you'll get the upper hand? 420 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,068 Over me? 421 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,238 You're a little specialty brand. 422 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,073 Oh, haven't you heard? 423 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,827 Cheryl's already begun renovations on her family's maple factory. 424 00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:23,290 We'll be producing 300 percent more maple rum by the end of the year. 425 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:30,505 Well, then I only have one thing left to say. 426 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,592 -Congratulations, mija. -Hmm. 427 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:41,850 You have successfully awoken the dragon. 428 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:46,146 Prepare to be eaten. 429 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,777 What is wrong with you? 430 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,864 Why would you intentionally provoke him? You know how ill he is. 431 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,825 In times like these, family members should be supporting each other, 432 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,577 not antagonizing one another. 433 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:03,413 Seems to me that Daddy's doing just fine. 434 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,540 Just one minor ad campaign 435 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:08,084 and he's more fired up than he's been in days. 436 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:12,422 So don't for a second think you understand Daddy better than me. 437 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:15,425 If anybody is going to save Daddy from this crippling disease, 438 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:16,676 it's going to be me... 439 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:18,762 Veronica Lodge. 440 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:23,266 Now stand back and watch, ladies. You might learn something. 441 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,106 [Betty] I've been thinking about Mr. Chipping's tie pin, Jug. 442 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,401 And how Donna had it. It doesn't add up. 443 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,821 If the affair with Chipping was just another one of Donna's fabricated stories, 444 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,073 then how did she get it? 445 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,160 Let's assume that someone else took Mr. Chipping's tie pin. 446 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,162 Someone like Mr. DuPont? 447 00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,122 Exactly. 448 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,876 It's possible he gave it to Donna to add credibility to her story 449 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,669 about them having an affair. 450 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:56,466 Then she would have the tie pin and the story of the affair at the ready 451 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,343 in case anyone got too close to the truth. 452 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,680 Hmm. That Mr. Chipping was driven to suicide by Mr. DuPont. 453 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,893 [Betty] It's a theory, by any rate. 454 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,523 I wanted to clear the air between us, Donna. 455 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,653 And hopefully resolve this whole Jughead witch-hunt thing. 456 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,696 Just the two of us. 457 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:26,329 See, I think that you and Bret, Joan and Jonathan... 458 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,290 are just pawns 459 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:34,129 being manipulated by Mr. DuPont, who I think is the real villain here. 460 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,422 I'm intrigued. 461 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,340 Go on. 462 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,510 I don't think you had an affair with Chipping. 463 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,303 ["I Can't Bring Myself To Smile" playing] 464 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,765 If I'm right and you didn't 465 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,686 and DuPont somehow put you up to saying that you did... 466 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,355 I implore you... 467 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:54,899 come forward. 468 00:28:56,192 --> 00:29:00,363 Don't let yourself be a victim of his machinations, Donna. 469 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:07,370 You think you're close to the truth, don't you? 470 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,622 You and Jughead, teen detectives? 471 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:12,667 Are we? 472 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,711 I guess we'll see. 473 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,555 [Bret] Still working on that book, huh? 474 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,474 Hm. Well... 475 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:33,062 I do hope you enjoy your last night in this room. 476 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,441 You are so smug, it just hurts, Bret. 477 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,526 You don't know what I'm going to say at the tribunal, 478 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,571 but I promise you, it's not just going to be about some short story 479 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:43,281 I didn't plagiarize, Bret. 480 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,576 It's going to be about everything that is going on here. 481 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:51,039 It's going to be about Chipping, and Moose, and Quill and Skull, 482 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,457 and about my novel. 483 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:57,170 I am going to let all these toxic little genies out of their bottles. 484 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,087 Do you understand me? 485 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,800 No, you're not gonna say a damn thing. 486 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,219 Do you know how I know? 487 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:09,140 Because as it turns out, I do have a tape of you and Ponytail doing the nasty. 488 00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:12,894 [Betty giggling] 489 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:18,691 And if you so much as utter a single j'accuse, 490 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,944 I will release it, wide. 491 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,614 You think blackmail is gonna stop me? 492 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,535 Yes, because you're a hopeless romantic. 493 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:33,623 That tape might not hurt you, Jones. But it will destroy Betty. 494 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,627 Something like that will haunt her for the rest of her life. 495 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,128 So, what's it gonna be? 496 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,715 You wanna continue this sad attempt at martyrdom, 497 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:48,263 or are you gonna protect the honor of your precious girlfriend? 498 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:14,789 [Archie] Wait. 499 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:17,959 Something wrong, Arch? 500 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,133 I can't do it. 501 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,051 What the hell? 502 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,012 Vic, my grandpa started this company. 503 00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:32,932 And my dad kept it going. It's not gonna be sold on my watch. 504 00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:39,564 [DuPont] Make no mistake, 505 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:44,152 the stealing of another student's work will not be tolerated at Stonewall Prep. 506 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:47,530 If the accusation is found to be true, 507 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,575 the penalty is immediate expulsion. 508 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:52,952 But we're going to give you a choice today. 509 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,538 One that you do not deserve. 510 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,624 Nevertheless... 511 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:03,963 you can either gracefully, quietly withdraw from Stonewall Prep, 512 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,548 which will save yourself 513 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,676 and us the embarrassment of a hearing. 514 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,264 Or you can stay and fight the accusation of plagiarism in a public forum, 515 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:17,894 where you could win, but most likely you'll lose... 516 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:23,191 tarnishing Stonewall's name and destroying your future. 517 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,116 I'll leave. 518 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,423 What the hell happened in there, huh? 519 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,300 I thought you were gonna bring down the temple, 520 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,469 and instead, you let them run roughshod all over you. 521 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:52,887 What choice did I have? 522 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,348 Not like you to walk away from a fight, a fight you could win. 523 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:58,810 You don't know that, you don't know these people. 524 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:01,604 This game is fixed. It's been fixed from the beginning. 525 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:04,023 There was no way I was winning that today. 526 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,192 [sighs] 527 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,623 -How does it look, Mr. Lodge? -Like it's always been there. 528 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,294 -Vic let you keep the sign, huh? -I didn't end up selling the company. 529 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,631 I couldn't. I made Mr. Keller foreman. 530 00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:32,010 He said he'd work on a reduced salary until we get a few more contracts in. 531 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,761 Good. 532 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:36,097 Good. 533 00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:41,811 It was the sex tape, wasn't it? 534 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:44,272 Bret threatened to release it if you didn't back off. 535 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:45,940 What does it matter, Betty? 536 00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:49,026 To hell with Bret. To hell with this entire school. 537 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,029 Couldn't have been all bad, Forsythe. 538 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,615 Yeah, we hope there aren't any hard feelings. 539 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,826 There's a party tonight in the woods behind the school. 540 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,162 -We're celebrating the Ides of March. -You should come. 541 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:03,291 One last hurrah before you pack up your things and are gone forever. 542 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,834 -You're deranged. -We'll be there. 543 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,253 -What? -One last hurrah. 544 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,466 Great. And bring your friends, too. The more the merrier. 545 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,056 -Like hell we're going to that, Jug. -You trust me, right? 546 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,268 -Of course. Why? -I have a plan. 547 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,439 But first I'm going to need to take care of that leverage Bret has over us 548 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,566 and then I will tell you everything. 549 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,986 It's all gonna be okay, I promise. 550 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,239 Okay. 551 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:36,449 I love you. 552 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,035 I love you, too. 553 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,092 Penny for your thoughts? 554 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,595 ["Lookalike" playing] 555 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,474 I won't be able to walk with everyone at graduation. 556 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,809 What? 557 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,854 Mr. Honey told me on Monday. 558 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:09,440 I have a plan. 559 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,068 Okay. 560 00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:17,698 I'll go to summer school for my diploma. Take a skip year. 561 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,785 And apply to colleges for spring semester. What do you think? 562 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,871 That sounds like an outstanding plan, Archie. 563 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:31,087 ♪ I know in your head You see me instead ♪ 564 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,131 ♪ 'Cause he looks a lot like I did... ♪ 565 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,048 [cell phone chimes] 566 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:39,178 It's B. 567 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:42,723 She's inviting us to a Stonewall Prep party. 568 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,766 [sighs] 569 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:44,934 You wanna go? 570 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,854 Seriously? Those people suck. 571 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,022 Right you are, Archiekins, 572 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,276 but when's the last time all four of us hung out together? 573 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:58,281 And we did vow to have more fun. 574 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,118 Okay. 575 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:32,982 ["Kill For Love" playing] 576 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:33,900 [Veronica] Oh, God. 577 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,737 It's like A Midsummer Night's Dream had a baby with Euphoria. 578 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,448 I gotta hand it to these jerks, they know how to throw a party. 579 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,910 You guys see Jughead? I said we'd meet up with him once we got here. 580 00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:46,370 I'm gonna do a lap, okay? See if I can find him. 581 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,331 -Here. -Great. 582 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,791 Want to move closer to the fire? 583 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:54,587 I have a way more fun idea of how you could keep me warm. 584 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,757 When's the last time we made it in the woods? 585 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:00,760 Let's go. 586 00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:03,512 ♪ While the world just stayed the same ♪ 587 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:15,650 Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your beers. [chuckles] 588 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,487 [boys chattering] 589 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,581 [laughing] Yeah. 590 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,126 Oh, thou bleeding piece of earth... 591 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,003 What do we got here? 592 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:38,881 I knew you and Ponytail were into, um... 593 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,884 some weird kinks, but, uh... 594 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,888 I mean, what is this, Freaky Friday or...? 595 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,937 Gentlemen, would you excuse us? 596 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:56,107 Uh, the bunny and I have some unfinished business. 597 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:04,991 You want to settle this? 598 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:06,909 All right. 599 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,246 But not here. 600 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:13,290 Follow me. 601 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,639 [Betty] Donna. 602 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:16,020 Oh, good, you made it. 603 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:19,940 Yeah, I know Jughead didn't speak up at his tribunal 604 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,984 because Bret's blackmailing him. 605 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,447 But I do not care what you do to me. 606 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:30,493 So what, you have a tape? Of me and Jughead? 607 00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:34,497 I am the daughter of the Black Hood. 608 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:38,125 It's gonna take a lot more than that to get me and Jughead off your case. 609 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,044 I promise you, 610 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,382 we are going to find out and expose 611 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,801 all of your dirty secrets, 612 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:51,430 up to and including Chipping's murder. 613 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,183 Do you have anything to say about that? 614 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,477 Actually, I do. 615 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:02,149 You see, I've been doing a little investigating of my own. 616 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:05,945 And I found out some fascinating things about you, Betty. 617 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:09,281 I even took a field trip to Shankshaw Prison 618 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:13,661 to see your old friend Evelyn Evernever. 619 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,247 And you know what Evelyn told me? 620 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,873 The magic word. 621 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,294 Oh, you mean "tangerine" repeated three times? 622 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:26,465 Yeah, you're a little late to that party. "Tangerine" doesn't work on me anymore. 623 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:29,635 No, she told me the other magic word. 624 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,763 The one that makes you fugue 625 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:35,641 and hurt the people who you love. 626 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:37,852 You wanna hear it? 627 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,937 ["Desensitize" playing in distance] 628 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:42,773 Okay. 629 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:44,692 Okay. 630 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:53,033 Hey, have you guys seen Betty and Jughead? 631 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:57,496 I think they went that way, into the clearing behind those trees. 632 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,543 Thanks. 633 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,402 -Oh, my God! Betty, what happened? -Jug! 634 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,112 Is he breathing? 635 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,206 [Jughead] It started out like any other week. 636 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,290 There's no pulse. 637 00:41:41,373 --> 00:41:43,167 Who would have guessed that by Friday night...? 638 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,126 He's dead. 639 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:47,796 What did you do, Betty? hat by Friday night...?