1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,336 [Jughead] It was over. 2 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:06,631 The evils of Stonewall Prep had been vanquished. 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:10,552 And life in Riverdale, more or less, picked up where it had left off. 4 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:16,766 But at its heart, Riverdale was and is a wicked little town. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,688 So, no one was surprised when a third round of sinister videotapes 6 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,356 was delivered to our doorsteps. 7 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:29,154 ♪ You know the sun is in your eyes ♪ 8 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:39,789 ♪ And hurricanes and rains And black and cloudy skies ♪ 9 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:46,379 ♪ You're running up and down that hill ♪ 10 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:50,675 ♪ You turn it on and off at will ♪ 11 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:56,347 ♪ There's nothing here To thrill or bring you down ♪ 12 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:03,062 ♪ And if you've got no other choice ♪ 13 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:07,609 ♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪ 14 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:13,656 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise Of this wicked little town ♪ 15 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:20,622 ♪ The Fates are vicious And they're cruel ♪ 16 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:31,299 ♪ You learn too late You've used two wishes like a fool ♪ 17 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:37,639 ♪ The pious, hateful and devout ♪ 18 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:42,101 ♪ You're turning tricks Till you're turned out ♪ 19 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:48,483 ♪ The wind so cold, it burns You're burning out, blowing round ♪ 20 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:54,948 ♪ And then you're someone you are not ♪ 21 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:58,868 ♪ And Riverdale, it ain't the spot ♪ 22 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,622 ♪ Remember Mrs. Lot and ♪ 23 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:05,750 [all] ♪ When she turned around ♪ 24 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:12,090 ♪ And if you've got no other choice ♪ 25 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:16,427 ♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪ 26 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:22,100 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise Of this wicked little town ♪ 27 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,564 [Jughead] No one slept much that night... 28 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,525 as they waited for a new day to dawn. 29 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,614 Daddy? 30 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,908 You have a doctor's appointment, don't you? 31 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,744 Which I'll go to as soon as I finish my coffee. 32 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,709 [Hiram grunting] 33 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,089 Come on. 34 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,175 [grunts] Little help. Little help! 35 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,182 [exhales sharply] 36 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,059 -Holy crap, Mr. Lodge. -Thanks, Archie. 37 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:10,106 Maybe you should ease up... you know, considering your condition. 38 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,776 What the hell are you talking about? 39 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,781 Veronica told me that you're sick. 40 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,618 Well, clearly, my daughter's confused because I'm perfectly healthy. 41 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,370 But if she is concerned for some unfounded reason, 42 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,707 then you'll agree that... she doesn't need to know about this. 43 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,836 -Mr. Lodge, look, if you need help-- -What I need is privacy. 44 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,297 This is not your business, nor hers frankly. 45 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,799 Do we understand each other, Archie? 46 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,011 Yes, sir. We do. 47 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,514 All right, take a plate off. 48 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,850 So, I talked to all your teachers, 49 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,520 and we figured out a way for you to catch up on all of your classes. 50 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,440 Phew. That's not daunting at all. 51 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,026 -[scoffs] There's an index? -Mm-hm. 52 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,486 And it's color-coded. 53 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,238 Red is for American History. 54 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,074 You missed the midterm, so you can catch up by writing an essay 55 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,743 on either the Trail of Tears or the Salem witch trials. 56 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,913 -Salem witch trials, definitely. -Mm-hm. Blue, English. 57 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,790 You can choose amongst Steinbeck's The Pearl, 58 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,501 Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea and London's The Call of the Wild 59 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,962 -for your book report. -[sighs] 60 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,713 What, you already read all three of them. 61 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,299 No, I know. It's just-- Writing a book report? 62 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,593 Now I know how Sisyphus must've felt. 63 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,596 Given how far behind I am on literally every topic, 64 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,598 is it even worth trying to catch up at this point? 65 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,519 Look, I know this is a lot. 66 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,689 It's a lot of work, but it's only for a couple of months, 67 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,692 just to make sure that you graduate... with me. 68 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,152 What is more important than that? 69 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,076 Jughead. What a surprise. What do you need? 70 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,870 Something to stimulate my brain as I plow through this pile of work 71 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,622 that Betty has lined up for me. 72 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,792 I was thinking, in between writing these mind-numbing essays, 73 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:56,546 I can help you review the latest round of videotapes from our mysterious voyeur. 74 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,258 Absolutely. I could use some help scrubbing through the footage. 75 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:04,178 The voyeur's stepping up his or her game, filming more and more houses. 76 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,017 I don't ever wanna see what would happen if he found his way inside a house. 77 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,228 Thank you. 78 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,646 Oh, uh... 79 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,023 One more thing. 80 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,401 If you could keep my moonlighting on the DL? 81 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,320 You mean from Betty? 82 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,200 How about this? I won't bring it up to her unless she asks me directly. 83 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:27,660 Thank you. 84 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,790 Here you go, Principal Honey. 85 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,335 Another list of sign-ups for the variety show. 86 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,963 Hmm. Well, I've reviewed the acts submitted so far. 87 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,133 They mostly seem fine, with one exception. 88 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,093 Yours. 89 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:48,014 I'm sorry, but you won't be allowed to do a number from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. 90 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,265 That show is... 91 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,018 It's not appropriate for students and families. 92 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,436 It was on Broadway. 93 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:56,522 -There's a movie version of it. -An R-rated movie version. 94 00:05:56,606 --> 00:06:00,026 Look, why don't you do a number from a classic musical, 95 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,070 like Oklahoma! or Carousel? 96 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,947 Instead of some niche, downtown, cabaret show 97 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,575 that would be more appropriate for pre-Nazi Berlin? 98 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,452 Hedwig is not a niche show. 99 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:15,208 It celebrates identities, genders, expressions of all kinds. 100 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,376 And it speaks to my entire generation. 101 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:22,006 We are relentlessly slammed with crisis after crisis. 102 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,884 And we take it, and we're numb, yes, 103 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,804 but also screaming on the inside. 104 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,722 Please, just... 105 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,849 Just listen to us. 106 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,144 We're people, not numbers. 107 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,146 We're Generation Z. 108 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,650 ["Random Number Generation" playing] 109 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:44,028 ♪ All our feelings and thoughts ♪ 110 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,949 ♪ Expressed in ones and in oughts ♪ 111 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,244 ♪ In endless spiraling chains ♪ 112 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:55,665 ♪ You can't decode or explain 'Cause you are so analog ♪ 113 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,708 ♪ God, dog, I, eye, I, God, dog ♪ 114 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,753 ♪ We're the random number ♪ 115 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,590 ♪ Generation, we are ♪ 116 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:09,137 ♪ Random number generated ♪ 117 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,682 ♪ We are random numbers ♪ 118 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:20,022 ♪ In the regime of the solid state ♪ 119 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,985 ♪ Wheels spin as you iterate ♪ 120 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,447 ♪ K is X squared minus 1 ♪ 121 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,575 ♪ But 0.54321 ♪ 122 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:34,662 ♪ When X is taken times 2 That's when we're coming for you ♪ 123 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,540 ♪ We're the random number ♪ 124 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:41,210 ♪ Generation, we are ♪ 125 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:46,465 ♪ Random number generated, we are ♪ 126 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,093 ♪ Hey, here we are ♪ 127 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:02,064 ♪ We're the random number ♪ 128 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,985 ♪ Generation, we are ♪ 129 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,448 ♪ Random number generated ♪ 130 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:14,452 ♪ We are random numbers ♪ 131 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,745 [school bell rings] 132 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,170 You see, the music of Hedwig is the perfect fit for-- 133 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,964 Mr. Keller, you can either pick a different song, 134 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:31,344 or recuse yourself from the variety show and all your attendant duties. 135 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,887 Effective immediately. 136 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:25,773 Damn it. 137 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,608 [Kevin] Late breaking news. 138 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,236 I am now singing "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'" 139 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,613 from Oklahoma! for the variety show. 140 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,907 What happened to Hedwig? 141 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:18,784 Honey nixed it. 142 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,911 Said it was too controversial. 143 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:24,165 Kevin, if you wanna do Hedwig, 144 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,250 you should do Hedwig. 145 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,754 He'd yank me offstage before the first note. 146 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,923 Hell, I don't even think you should wait for the variety show. 147 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,344 I think you should go rogue. 148 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,803 Go rogue in what way? 149 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,103 Okay. 150 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,272 You know I support you, 151 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,442 and I think you're an amazing writer, Jug, 152 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:55,613 but this feels a little... phoned-in. 153 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,407 There's typos and incomplete sentences, 154 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,660 and I'm not even sure what the thesis is. 155 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,083 Yeah, okay. 156 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,211 Maybe I'll go offline, 157 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,838 hole myself up in the bunker after school and really focus on it. 158 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,132 Play Thomas Pynchon for a while. 159 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,303 [school bell ringing] 160 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,472 [Veronica] Ooh. He comes bearing gifts. 161 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:22,807 And some news. 162 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,975 I know this seems a little last minute... 163 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,270 but I signed us up for the variety show. 164 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,897 To perform as a band. 165 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,607 Well, obviously, I'm completely in. 166 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,402 You know I support you kids and your rock 'n' roll, 167 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,570 but I really have to finish these essays, 168 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,532 or else my girlfriend over there is gonna lock me in the stocks. 169 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:43,619 It's true, Jug has a lot of work to do, 170 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:47,081 but I think you can take a little time out for this. 171 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,208 I mean, look, it's senior year, 172 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,544 and we promised we'll start taking advantage of that. 173 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,711 Agreed. 174 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,256 -Does this band have a name? -Mmm. 175 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,637 It's The Archies. 176 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,057 What, was the "Me, Me, Me's" taken? 177 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,017 -Look, we can change the name. -[Veronica] No. 178 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,269 "The Archies." 179 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,104 -I like it. -[feedback over PA] 180 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,732 [Kevin over PA] What's up, Riverdale? Are you trying to tear me down? 181 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,943 That's-- Wait. That's not...? 182 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,863 Well, sorry, I'm the new Berlin Wall, baby. 183 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,323 Now get your asses to the music room! 184 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,409 ["Tear Me Down" playing] 185 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:34,295 ♪ I was born on the other side Of a town ripped in two ♪ 186 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,924 ♪ I made it over the great divide ♪ 187 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,634 ♪ Now I'm coming for you ♪ 188 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,594 [cheering] 189 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,722 ♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪ 190 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,850 ♪ They try and tear me down ♪ 191 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,395 ♪ You want me, baby, I dare you ♪ 192 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,689 ♪ Try and tear me down ♪ 193 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,448 [cheering continues] 194 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,658 ♪ There ain't much of a difference ♪ 195 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,912 ♪ Between a bridge and a wall ♪ 196 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,373 ♪ Without me right in the middle, babe ♪ 197 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,543 ♪ Whoa, you would be nothing at all! ♪ 198 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,630 ♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪ 199 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,175 ♪ They try and tear me down ♪ 200 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,803 ♪ You want me, baby, I dare you ♪ 201 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,598 ♪ Try and tear me down ♪ 202 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,810 ♪ From East Berlin to Junction City ♪ 203 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,354 ♪ Hello, Mr. Honey ♪ 204 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,356 ♪ Hello, Riverdale ♪ 205 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,650 ♪ You wanna try and tear me down? ♪ 206 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,943 You're done, Mr. Keller! 207 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,694 You're off the variety show. 208 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,741 ♪ Come on and tear ♪ 209 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:46,659 [crowd cheering] 210 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:52,831 ♪ Come on and tear me down ♪ 211 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,668 [feedback squeals] 212 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,090 I said, you're done! You hear me? 213 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,091 You're done! 214 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,346 [Betty] Okay, I'm gonna try it. 215 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,056 [all whooping] 216 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,518 Okay, can we please order pizza from Little Cicero's? 217 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,477 -Ugh. -Guys, 218 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,146 it is not a sleepover without greasy pizza. Right, Kev? 219 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:20,901 Kev? 220 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:23,988 Sorry, it's just-- 221 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,490 Working on the variety show made me feel like 222 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,368 I was reconnecting with the old, pre-Farm Kevin. 223 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,538 Mr. Honey didn't just take that away. He made me feel like I was nothing. 224 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,914 Like I didn't matter. 225 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,667 [sighs] 226 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,588 You know, something that makes me feel better... 227 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,839 ["Wig in a Box" playing] 228 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,799 ♪ On nights ♪ 229 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,636 ♪ Like this ♪ 230 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:55,644 ♪ When the world's a bit amiss ♪ 231 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,565 ♪ And the lights go down ♪ 232 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:04,904 ♪ Across the trailer park ♪ 233 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,742 ♪ I put on some makeup ♪ 234 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,662 ♪ Turn on the tape deck ♪ 235 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,876 ♪ And put the wig back on my head ♪ 236 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,294 Ooh. 237 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:28,677 ♪ Suddenly, I'm Miss Midwest Midnight Checkout Queen ♪ 238 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,557 ♪ Until I head home And I put myself to bed ♪ 239 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,309 I hear what you're saying, Betty, 240 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,270 but I'm not sure even a makeover montage will help. 241 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,317 ♪ I look back on where I'm from ♪ 242 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:48,364 ♪ Look at the woman I've become ♪ 243 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:53,160 ♪ And the strangest things Seem suddenly routine ♪ 244 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,665 ♪ I look up from my vermouth On the rocks ♪ 245 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,919 ♪ A gift-wrapped wig still in the box ♪ 246 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,214 ♪ Of towering velveteen ♪ 247 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,007 ♪ I put on some makeup ♪ 248 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,302 ♪ Some LaVern Baker ♪ 249 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,808 ♪ And pull the wig down from the shelf ♪ 250 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:23,941 ♪ Suddenly, I'm Miss Beehive, 1963 ♪ 251 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:28,696 ♪ Until I wake up And I turn back to myself ♪ 252 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,081 ♪ Some girls they have natural ease ♪ 253 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,252 ♪ They wear it any way they please ♪ 254 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:48,007 ♪ With their French flip curls And perfumed magazines ♪ 255 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,092 ♪ Wear it up ♪ 256 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,386 ♪ Let it down ♪ 257 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,557 ♪ This is the best way that I've found ♪ 258 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,476 ♪ To be the best you've ever seen ♪ 259 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,397 ♪ I put on some makeup, oh ♪ 260 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,442 ♪ Turn on the eight-track Ah, ah, ah, oh ♪ 261 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,487 ♪ I'm pulling the wig Down from the shelf ♪ 262 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:18,912 ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV ♪ 263 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:24,084 ♪ Until I wake up And I turn back to myself ♪ 264 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,964 ♪ Shag, bi-level, bob Dorothy Hamill do ♪ 265 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,717 ♪ Sausage curls, chicken wings It's all because of you ♪ 266 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,220 ♪ It's all because of you It's all because of you ♪ 267 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,348 ♪ Ooh ♪ 268 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,312 Oh, my... [sighs] 269 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,731 -Hey, Kev. -Yeah? 270 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,277 What if, for the variety show, 271 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,446 we all performed songs from Hedwig? 272 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,698 [Veronica] Yeah. 273 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,366 As a sign of solidarity. 274 00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,954 And as president of the Student Body and Riverdale High's LGBTQIA Alliance, 275 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,957 I promise you, I will sit down with Principal Humbug and make this right. 276 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:14,218 [over jukebox] ♪ Love we, we shared ♪ 277 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,224 ♪ Our love ♪ 278 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,143 On behalf of Kevin Keller and the entire student body, 279 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,853 we urge you to hear our plea. 280 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,565 Hedwig is not some fringe, downbeat musical. 281 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,900 It's fun. 282 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,487 It's an old-fashioned, red-blooded, American musical comedy 283 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,863 with something for everyone. 284 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,574 Including those of us who are more straight-laced. 285 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,910 Allow us to demonstrate. 286 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,041 ["Sugar Daddy" playing] 287 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:53,006 ♪ I've got a sweet tooth For licorice drops and jelly roll ♪ 288 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,220 ♪ Hey, Sugar Daddy ♪ 289 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,682 ♪ Cheryl needs some sugar in her bowl ♪ 290 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:08,605 ♪ I'll lay out fine china on the linen Polish up the chrome ♪ 291 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:13,318 ♪ If you've got some sugar for me Sugar Daddy, bring it home ♪ 292 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,451 ♪ Black strap molasses You're my cherry blossom, honey bear ♪ 293 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,413 ♪ Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy ♪ 294 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:29,459 ♪ Bring me Versace blue jeans Black designer underwear ♪ 295 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,713 ♪ Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy ♪ 296 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,384 ♪ We'll dress up like the disco-dancing Jet set in Milan and Rome ♪ 297 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,471 ♪ If you've got some sugar for me Sugar Daddy, bring it home ♪ 298 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,807 That's enough, Miss Blossom. 299 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,520 ♪ Oh, the thrill of control ♪ 300 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,566 ♪ Like a Blitzkrieg on the roll ♪ 301 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,654 -♪ It's the sweetest taste I've known ♪ -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 302 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,449 ♪ So, if you've got some sugar Bring it home ♪ 303 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:07,539 ♪ Oh, yeah Come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home ♪ 304 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,510 What? No applause? 305 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,637 You just proved my point. 306 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,057 Did you even listen to the lyrics you sang? 307 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,894 Hedwig and the Angry Inch is highly sexualized. 308 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,313 [scoffs] How queer-phobic of you. 309 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,524 And if every student at Riverdale High changed their variety show act 310 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,027 to a number from Hedwig, what would you do then? 311 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,238 Hm. Well, Miss Topaz... 312 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,157 I would make the following announcement. 313 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,994 Any student who performs a song from Hedwig 314 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,913 will be barred from senior prom. 315 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:52,709 Now... 316 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,713 as you like to say, Miss Blossom... 317 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:58,632 toodles. 318 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,779 [cell phone buzzing] 319 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,750 [Archie] So, what happened exactly? 320 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,920 Daddy's downplaying it. 321 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,133 He says he missed a step and stumbled, 322 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,719 but it's still scary and confusing. 323 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,806 He's been going to the doctor. He just told us he was getting better. 324 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,978 Ronnie, I don't want you to worry... 325 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,774 but your dad's been working out at the gym. 326 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,320 Okay. 327 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,114 Well, he was bench-pressing, and the bar slipped. 328 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,199 Luckily, I was there to catch it, but... 329 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,038 I don't think he's been going to the doctor as regularly as he says. 330 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:18,045 And you haven't told me this before, why? 331 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,046 He said it was nothing. 332 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:22,299 And when Hiram Lodge asks you to shut your mouth and mind your own business, 333 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,217 -you mind your own business. -No, no! 334 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,511 You drag him to the car, 335 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,806 and you drive him to the doctor yourself. 336 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,851 -That wasn't an option, Ronnie. -So, you do nothing instead? 337 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,313 This is my life, Archie. My father's life. 338 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,440 How could you be so short-sighted? 339 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,819 [VCR whirring] 340 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,617 [Betty] Jughead! 341 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,245 I came to surprise you with a study break. 342 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:56,249 -Tell me this is not what it looks like. -It's not. 343 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,169 Oh, so you're not lying to me about doing your homework 344 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,339 while you try to crack some new unsolvable mystery? 345 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,049 I'm doing both. 346 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:08,386 I went to the mat for you with Mr. Honey and with all of your teachers. 347 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:11,431 -I didn't ask you to do that. -I'm trying to make sure you graduate. 348 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:16,103 Jug, I'm trying to make sure we stay together, that we have a future. 349 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,146 I'm sorry, in what future are we not together? 350 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,524 I'm going to New Haven in a few months, Jug. 351 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,734 That is happening. Where are you going to be? 352 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,569 I thought I'd be your dorm-husband, 353 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,863 just eating pizza while you studied criminal psych. 354 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,491 Yeah, well, I would rather that than this dead-end Jughead. 355 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,785 Oh, the Jughead that was brained with a rock? 356 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,122 I'm sorry I'm different now. I guess death just changes a person. 357 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,790 ["Exquisite Corpse" playing] 358 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,918 ♪ Inside I'm hollowed out Outside's a paper shroud ♪ 359 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,628 ♪ And all the rest's illusion ♪ 360 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,757 ♪ That there's a will and soul That we can wrest control ♪ 361 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,093 ♪ From chaos and confusion ♪ 362 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,344 ♪ A collage! ♪ 363 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,472 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 364 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,725 ♪ A montage! ♪ 365 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,727 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 366 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,480 How do you think I feel? 367 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:04,025 ♪ A random pattern With a needle and thread ♪ 368 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,528 ♪ The overlapping way diseases Are spread ♪ 369 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,447 ♪ Through a tornado body With a hand grenade head ♪ 370 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:14,244 ♪ And the legs are two lovers entwined ♪ 371 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,705 -I was trying to do the right thing. -You weren't thinking. 372 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,499 Give me a break, Veronica. It's been a crappy year. 373 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,502 ♪ Oh, God, I'm all sewn up A hardened razor-cut ♪ 374 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,796 ♪ Scar map across my body ♪ 375 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,258 ♪ And you can trace the lines Through misery's design ♪ 376 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,635 ♪ That map across my body ♪ 377 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,137 ♪ A collage! ♪ 378 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,890 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 379 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,310 ♪ A montage! ♪ 380 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,021 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 381 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,151 ♪ The automatist's undoing ♪ 382 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,029 ♪ The whole world starts unscrewing ♪ 383 00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:54,326 ♪ As time collapses and space warps, oh ♪ 384 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,913 ♪ You see decay and ruin ♪ 385 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,208 ♪ I tell you, "No, no, no ♪ 386 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:04,920 ♪ You make such an exquisite corpse" ♪ 387 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:08,673 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 388 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,258 ♪ A collage! ♪ 389 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,802 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 390 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:15,805 ♪ A montage! ♪ 391 00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:18,808 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 392 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,937 ♪ I'm all sewn up! ♪ 393 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:27,776 ♪ I'm all sewn up! ♪ 394 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,411 -[knock on door] -Principal Honey, 395 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:43,291 I need to alert you to a situation that's taking place in the hallway. 396 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,670 And the games begin. 397 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:56,346 Consider this a peaceful protest, Mr. Honey. 398 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,975 Though I will weaponize these babies if I have to. 399 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,477 Clearly, you are all... 400 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,981 very passionate about what you're feeling. 401 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,150 But hot heads lead to unpredictability. 402 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,068 And anger. 403 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:11,987 Violence. 404 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,952 So, I'm afraid... 405 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,207 the most prudent action to take at this moment is to... 406 00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:25,750 cancel the variety show. 407 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,711 [students groaning] 408 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,305 Hi, sorry I'm late. 409 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:40,974 Betty? 410 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,435 I forgot to text you guys that rehearsal is canceled. 411 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:45,603 Oh. 412 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,107 I kind of screwed up with Veronica. 413 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,779 Well, Jughead and I just got in a fight, too, actually, so... 414 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:58,074 Yeah, man, I'm sorry. 415 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,244 This is not what I wanted this week to be. 416 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,038 I wanted us to have fun. 417 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,373 When was the last time that happened? 418 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:13,381 That time we ordered sea monkeys from the back of a comic book was fun. 419 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,299 [both laugh] 420 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:17,135 -Yeah, we peaked in the first grade. -Yeah. 421 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,891 When I saw that sign-up sheet... 422 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,685 I flashed back to sophomore year. 423 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:30,023 I was on stage, freezing up from stage fright. 424 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,192 Until I saw my dad. 425 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,446 And suddenly, I could just... play. 426 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,034 He gave me the biggest hug afterwards. 427 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,287 He was so proud of you. 428 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,833 He was always so happy whenever you played. 429 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,964 Look, just because Veronica and Jughead aren't here 430 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,592 doesn't mean we can't rehearse. 431 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,429 All right. 432 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,434 ["Origin of Love" playing] 433 00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:18,780 ♪ When the earth was still flat And clouds made of fire ♪ 434 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:25,161 ♪ And mountains stretched up to the sky Sometimes higher ♪ 435 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:30,291 ♪ Folks roamed the earth Like big rolling kegs ♪ 436 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:35,213 ♪ They had two sets of arms They had two sets of legs ♪ 437 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:40,135 ♪ They had two faces peering Out of one giant head ♪ 438 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:45,140 ♪ So they could watch all around them As they talked, while they read ♪ 439 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:49,144 ♪ And they never knew nothing of love ♪ 440 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,898 ♪ It was before, mm ♪ 441 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,609 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 442 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:59,237 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 443 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:04,576 -♪The origin of love ♪ -♪ The origin of love ♪ 444 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:10,165 ♪ The last time I saw you We just split in two ♪ 445 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:14,294 ♪ You were looking at me I was looking at you ♪ 446 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:19,007 ♪ You had a way so familiar I could not recognize ♪ 447 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:24,095 ♪ 'Cause you had blood on your face And I had blood in my eyes ♪ 448 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:28,725 ♪ And the children of the moon Look like a fork stuck on a spoon ♪ 449 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:35,190 ♪ They were part sun, part earth Part daughter, part son ♪ 450 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:40,320 ♪ Oh, the origin of love ♪ 451 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:48,536 ♪ Now the gods grew quite scared Of our strength and defiance ♪ 452 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,290 ♪ And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill them all With my hammer ♪ 453 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,793 ♪ Like I killed the giants" ♪ 454 00:29:56,211 --> 00:30:00,799 ♪ And then he grabbed up some bolts He let out a laugh ♪ 455 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,343 ♪ Said, "I'll split them Right down the middle ♪ 456 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,845 ♪ Gonna cut them right up in half" ♪ 457 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:12,602 ♪ And then storm clouds gathered above Into great balls of fire ♪ 458 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:21,778 ♪ And then fire shot down From the sky in bolts ♪ 459 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,489 ♪ Like shining blades of a knife ♪ 460 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:29,077 ♪ And it ripped right through the flesh ♪ 461 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,456 ♪ Of the children of the sun And the moon and the earth ♪ 462 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,086 ♪ And Osiris and the gods of the Nile ♪ 463 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,630 ♪ Gathered up a big storm ♪ 464 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,132 ♪ To blow a hurricane ♪ 465 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:48,346 ♪ To scatter us away In a flood of wind and rain ♪ 466 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:52,642 ♪ A sea of tidal waves To wash us all away ♪ 467 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:57,397 ♪ And if we don't behave They'll cut us down again ♪ 468 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,265 Hi. 469 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:37,228 One fully-researched, thoroughly-proofed, 470 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,106 MLA-formatted essay on the Salem witch trials. 471 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,027 I don't know what to say. 472 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,573 You don't have to say anything. 473 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,491 I do. 474 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,202 I'm sorry. 475 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:55,872 Jug... 476 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,708 it's okay. 477 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,043 No, it's not. 478 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,171 I shouldn't have been as ticked off as I was that you had faith in me. 479 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,056 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 480 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,350 Okay. 481 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,519 I really need to finish that essay on Call of the Wild. 482 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,480 But you can distract me anytime you want. 483 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:25,485 -Bye. -Bye. 484 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,003 Penny for your thoughts, handsome? 485 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,463 Ronnie... 486 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,843 I wanted to give you this, Archie. 487 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:55,181 It was too short notice to get cupcakes from Magnolia, so these are from Pop's... 488 00:32:55,848 --> 00:33:00,103 but you deserve an official Veronica Lodge "I'm sorry." 489 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:02,480 You're sorry? 490 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:03,898 I am. 491 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:10,238 I was... scared... 492 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,825 and lashing out, but at the wrong person. 493 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:18,162 The truth is, you didn't need to come clean to me, but you did. 494 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:23,084 Thanks to that, I got a doctor who said it was lucky he saw Daddy when he did. 495 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,712 Because it could've been much worse than a fall. 496 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:30,216 -So, thank you... Archiekins. -Veronica, I-- 497 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,676 So, more good news. 498 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,803 Though Honey canceled the variety show at school, 499 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,431 Kevin called me with an amazing idea. 500 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,099 To host it at La Bonne Nuit. 501 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:42,562 So, me, you, Betty and Jughead will all get to perform together, after all. 502 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,107 -Isn't that amazing? -Yeah, that's awesome. 503 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,076 The show must go on, as they say. 504 00:33:57,952 --> 00:34:00,038 Even in our wicked little town. 505 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,929 ["Wicked Little Town (Reprise)" playing] 506 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:31,486 ♪ Forgive me for I did not know ♪ 507 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:40,203 ♪ 'Cause I was just a boy ♪ 508 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:43,831 ♪ And you were so much more ♪ 509 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:51,005 ♪ And when everything Starts breaking down ♪ 510 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:55,760 ♪ You take the pieces off the ground ♪ 511 00:34:55,843 --> 00:35:02,683 ♪ And show this wicked town Something beautiful and new ♪ 512 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:10,191 ♪ And there's no mystical design ♪ 513 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:14,487 ♪ No cosmic lover pre-assigned ♪ 514 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:18,950 ♪ There's nothing you can find ♪ 515 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:22,161 ♪ That cannot be found ♪ 516 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:29,043 ♪ 'Cause with all the changes We've been through ♪ 517 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:34,382 ♪ It seems the stranger's always you ♪ 518 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:41,264 ♪ Alone again in some new Wicked little town ♪ 519 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:48,646 ♪ When you've got no other choice ♪ 520 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:53,401 ♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪ 521 00:35:53,484 --> 00:36:00,491 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise Of this wicked little town ♪ 522 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:04,203 ♪ Oh, it's a wicked ♪ 523 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:09,417 ♪ Little town ♪ 524 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:14,922 ♪ Goodbye, wicked ♪ 525 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:22,346 -♪ Little town ♪ -♪ Little town ♪ 526 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,411 [applause] 527 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,580 [feedback squeals] 528 00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:50,416 Ladies and gentlemen, for our final performance of the evening, 529 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:54,462 I am beyond honored to introduce, for the first time ever, 530 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:55,671 The Archies! 531 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,132 [cheers and applause] 532 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:02,595 [FP] Get him, boy! 533 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,348 [whoops] 534 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,433 ["Midnight Radio" playing] 535 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:19,987 ♪ Rain falls hard ♪ 536 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,450 ♪ Burns dry ♪ 537 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:28,996 ♪ A dream or a song ♪ 538 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:33,668 ♪ That hits you so hard ♪ 539 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,672 ♪ It's filling you up ♪ 540 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:42,677 ♪ And suddenly you're gone ♪ 541 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:51,060 ♪ Breathe, feel, love ♪ 542 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:57,024 ♪ Give free ♪ 543 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,027 ♪ Know in your soul ♪ 544 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,573 ♪ Like your blood knows the way ♪ 545 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,911 ♪ From your heart to your brain ♪ 546 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:16,294 ♪ Know that you're whole ♪ 547 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:20,506 ♪ And you're shining Like the brightest star ♪ 548 00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:27,596 ♪ A transmission On the midnight radio ♪ 549 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:31,392 ♪ Here's to Ronnie ♪ 550 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,436 ♪ And Archie ♪ 551 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:35,479 ♪ And Betty ♪ 552 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,357 ♪ And Jughead ♪ 553 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,317 -♪ And Choni ♪ -♪ And Choni ♪ 554 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,236 [Archie and Jughead] ♪ And Reggie ♪ 555 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:43,279 Yeah! 556 00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:46,073 ♪ And me ♪ 557 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:49,827 ♪ And all the strange rock 'n' rollers ♪ 558 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:54,248 ♪ You know you're doing all right ♪ 559 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:59,253 ♪ So, hold on to each other ♪ 560 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:04,425 ♪ You gotta hold on tonight ♪ 561 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:09,388 ♪ And you're shining Like the brightest star ♪ 562 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:16,479 ♪ A transmission On the midnight radio ♪ 563 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:23,152 ♪ And you're spinning Your new 45's ♪ 564 00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:26,906 ♪ With all the misfits and the losers ♪ 565 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:31,660 ♪ Well, you know you're rock 'n' rollers ♪ 566 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:35,247 ♪ Spinning to ♪ 567 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:43,005 ♪ Your rock 'n' roll ♪ 568 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,091 [crowd cheering] 569 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:55,684 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 570 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,481 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 571 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:04,235 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 572 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:09,156 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 573 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,285 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 574 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,873 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 575 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:22,044 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 576 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:26,549 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 577 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:29,927 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 578 00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:35,057 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 579 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:38,602 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 580 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,649 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 581 00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:47,278 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 582 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:52,116 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 583 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:54,326 ♪ Lift up your hands... ♪ 584 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:57,621 [Jughead] There's a problem that comes once you get caught up on your homework. 585 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:01,333 Your mind wanders and evil creeps back in. 586 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,296 Was the voyeur somewhere amongst us in the crowd? 587 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,089 Playing his long game? 588 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:13,804 Turning the temperature up ever so slowly... 589 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,975 so that by the time we frogs realized we were being boiled alive, 590 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:19,602 it was too late. 591 00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,774 [panting over TV] 592 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,111 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 593 00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:33,449 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 594 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:39,288 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 595 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:42,917 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 596 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:51,592 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 597 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,677 [cheering] your hands ♪