1 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:09,884 [Jughead] Forget art imitating life. Here we had a case of art imitating death. 2 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:13,722 A snuff film that showed Jason Blossom being murdered by dear old Dad, 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,307 -[gunshot] -and a bizarre recreation of it. 4 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:22,397 Months of static shots of houses, now this. Why change the pattern? 5 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:28,069 Our voyeur is trying to recreate himself into an auteur. 6 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:32,741 No longer satisfied with merely documenting our daily lives, it seems. 7 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,535 Between this tape and the one of Betty killing me, 8 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:39,122 it seems like he's trying to painstakingly recreate our deaths. 9 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,373 Or near-deaths. 10 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,209 He's trying to blur the line between fact and fiction. 11 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,086 Is it a warning? 12 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:48,047 -Could be a rehearsal. -For what? 13 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,841 An actual murder. 14 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:52,385 So, our auteur got a copy of the Jason Blossom murder video, 15 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:56,306 and then pulls a Gus Van Sant and tries to remake it? 16 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,308 Where did he get the original video? 17 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,018 Blue Velvet Video. 18 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,729 Is there anything else we can do at this point? 19 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,690 Wait for another tape. Keep going through the videos 20 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,151 that we confiscated from the Scarlet Suite. 21 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,612 I'm gonna have to let you two fellas handle that 22 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,448 because I have to finish proofing the yearbook tonight. 23 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,784 That's the most high school thing you've ever said. 24 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,287 [Betty sighs] 25 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,997 Here it is, Mr. Honey. 26 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,792 Riverdale High's yearbook, as requested. 27 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,169 There will be no yearbook this year, Miss Cooper. 28 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,130 Sorry, what? Why? 29 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,549 The deadline for the printers was two days ago. 30 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,428 Yes, but I called the printers, and they said 31 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:39,057 if we get it to them this afternoon, the yearbooks will be ready by graduation. 32 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,977 Yes, but I told you that I would need to approve every page. 33 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,189 And I will not be able to do that by this afternoon. 34 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,734 I pulled all-nighters to get this done. 35 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:53,863 And because I'm two days late, you're punishing all of my classmates? 36 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,449 -How is that fair? -I'm sorry, Miss Cooper... 37 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,952 but my decision is final. 38 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,509 [cell phone ringing] 39 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,599 -Hello? -[woman] Is this Forsythe Pendleton Jones? 40 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,310 -Depends who's asking. -My name is Deena Lunham. 41 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,438 I'm the admissions coordinator at the University of Iowa. 42 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,524 Do you have a moment to talk about your application? 43 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,985 Breaking news, everybody. 44 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:35,071 So, the University of Iowa has one of the best writing programs in the country. 45 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,406 I applied for spring, 46 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,409 but then they told me they could take me as early as fall. 47 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,994 You're a good writer, bro. 48 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,620 Wait. 49 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,497 So, this acceptance is conditional? 50 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,835 Yeah. They require additional materials, which means I need another story. 51 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,546 But this could be my redemption after that Stonewall hell. 52 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:55,758 The only problem is, the well of my creative unconscious is tapped out. 53 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,970 Well, you could write a monster story about Mr. Honey. 54 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,392 -I am proud of you though, Jug. -What did he do? 55 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,730 Honey is refusing to publish the yearbook. 56 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,316 Our legacy, 57 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,985 the written record of our last four years, 58 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:18,615 our friendships, our loves, clubs, dances. 59 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,493 Bee, if it's about money, I'm happy to help pay for the printing. 60 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:26,039 Thank you, Vee. But it's the principle of it. 61 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:29,584 Mr. Honey has been on our case since day one. 62 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:33,379 Do you remember when he threatened us on our first day back? 63 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,757 And how many of us are already banned from going to prom? 64 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:39,010 Fangs, Reggie, Toni and I are all banned because of Ticklegate. 65 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:43,181 And I'm out because of that bogus quiz show cheating scandal. 66 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,934 Lest we not forget my transcendent rendition of "Cherry Bomb" 67 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:49,729 which got Veronica, the Vixens and myself barred from the promenade. 68 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:52,815 So, literally the only people going to prom are... 69 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:57,904 -You wanna go to prom with me, Jug? -I'd be honored. But I'm not putting out. 70 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,322 Let the fan fiction begin. 71 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,324 Cousin Betty, I share your outrage. 72 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,910 Something must be done to stop this heinous villain. 73 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:07,163 Like what? Every time we make a move against him, he hits us back. 74 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,375 He's not letting Archie walk with the rest of us at graduation. 75 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,709 He's a fiend. 76 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,296 Although one thing that would stop Mr. Honey... 77 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:17,799 is if we killed him. 78 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,767 Or scared him enough to leave town. 79 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,894 I mean, it would be so easy. 80 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,731 Mr. Honey works late on Tuesdays. He usually leaves around 9. 81 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,699 -[record scratches] -Wouldn't he recognize us? 82 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,202 Good point, Arch. Okay, let's say, 83 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,539 we wear bunny masks and Stonewall Prep jackets. 84 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,794 [Archie] I could sneak up and knock him out, take him down. 85 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,591 [Betty] Then we'd tie him up and stuff him into the trunk of a car. 86 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,888 What do you say, Reggie? Can we borrow Bella for this? 87 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,016 After the way Honey trashed her on Halloween night? 88 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,310 [Reggie] Bella! [gasps] 89 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,769 What happened to my car? 90 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,939 Such a shame when someone disrespects your property, isn't it? 91 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:16,524 Hell, yeah. 92 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:19,944 [Archie] Now where do we take him? 93 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,197 My family still owns that cabin in Fox Forest. 94 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:27,493 [Betty] Then we take him there. And make him think he's gonna die. 95 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,537 [Cheryl] And I know just the way we can do that. 96 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,332 Veronica? 97 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,418 Do you remember when we maple-boarded my monster of a Mumzie? 98 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,090 [coughing] 99 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,426 We're letting you go. 100 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,596 But you're leaving town tonight. 101 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,599 And if you don't, we'll keep doing this. 102 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,768 And we won't stop until you're dead. 103 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:53,478 You're insane. 104 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,522 Fine. More syrup please. Someone start digging his grave. 105 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,066 No, no, no. I'll leave. I'll leave! 106 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,947 At least that's one way we could get our revenge. 107 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,910 Well, we could do that. For sure. 108 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:14,916 Or we could pull off a classic senior prank, 109 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:18,628 the likes of which will never be forgotten. 110 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,259 And I've got just the one for Mr. Honey. 111 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,888 It's an oldie... but a goodie. 112 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,811 [squelching sound] 113 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,316 [ringing] 114 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,987 ["Chase The Feeling" playing] 115 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,912 Miss Bell, could you come in here? 116 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:56,124 -Miss Bell! -♪ There's no room in this city ♪ 117 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,459 ♪ Smokestacks burned my house Ain't pretty ♪ 118 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,711 ♪ Show me you're down to watch ♪ 119 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:04,674 ♪ And I will tell you 'Bout what you've begun ♪ 120 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:09,554 ♪ Most days my nose is bloody Most days I just think it's funny ♪ 121 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:13,850 ♪ I sail across the oceans And I fly into the night ♪ 122 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,726 ♪ I'm coming out ♪ 123 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,436 Looks like we won this round. 124 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:18,938 Maybe. 125 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,941 Though I still think we should've killed him. 126 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:38,374 Jug. What are you doing? 127 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,294 I'm writing a new story for Iowa. 128 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,171 You gave me the idea actually. 129 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,548 It's called "Killing Mr. Honey." 130 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,508 Great title. 131 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,927 It's perfect. I get to write something for my Iowa submission 132 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,638 while simultaneously working on our collective revenge fantasy 133 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,140 against Mr. Honey. 134 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,686 I printed some pages on your night table if you wanna read. 135 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,656 [Jughead] Kidnapping Mr. Honey was supposed to be a joke, a prank... 136 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:14,035 payback for how he terrorized them all year long. 137 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,329 [Jughead] Where are his glasses? 138 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,875 [Archie] Crap. They must have fallen out on the way. 139 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,253 [Jughead] No one was supposed to die. 140 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,672 I can barely see without my glasses, 141 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,675 so you might as well take those ridiculous masks off. 142 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,093 [Archie] Shut the hell up. 143 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,347 I know exactly who you are. Mr. Mantle. 144 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,432 Mr. Andrews. 145 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:38,142 And Mr. Jones. 146 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:42,355 And clearly you've partnered with Miss Lodge, Miss Blossom 147 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,564 and of course... 148 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:45,816 Miss Cooper. 149 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:50,238 -[Archie] What the hell are you doing? -He said he knew who we were. 150 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,574 Actually, I didn't know, Mr. Mantle, I suspected. 151 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,493 But thanks to your stupidity... 152 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,037 my suspicions have been confirmed. 153 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,040 He played you like a cheap violin. 154 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,543 -You just blew our cover, you idiot. -[laughing] 155 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:07,797 You think that's funny? 156 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,841 You think you're better than me? 157 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,221 -Reggie! -Hey, Reg, come on. Come on, stop it. 158 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:18,349 -Stop. You're gonna kill him. Stop. -Stop, Reggie! 159 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,313 Tell me, Mr. Mantle... 160 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,150 is that what your father does to you? 161 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,027 -Shut up! -Hey, Reggie! 162 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,410 We're leaving now, Mr. Honey. 163 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,703 But we'll be back soon. 164 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,999 You shut your damn mouth or we're gonna let him back in. 165 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:48,045 Wow, that's dark. 166 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,756 Is it too dark? 167 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,509 No. I love it. 168 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,512 [cell phone dings] 169 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,349 Well, duty calls. 170 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,269 Charles wants us to meet him at his office. 171 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,480 Is there any way you could take point on that? I wanna continue working on this. 172 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,107 Sure. 173 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:13,738 [Jughead] Once Mr. Honey was secure at the cabin, we took turns watching him. 174 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,323 Cheryl was first. 175 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,036 Have one of you found them? 176 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,079 My glasses? 177 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,956 TBH, I don't know. 178 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,919 It's not too late, Miss Blossom, you... 179 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:31,339 You can make this right. 180 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:33,549 We are making it right. 181 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,677 By kidnapping me? 182 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,556 How do you think this ends? 183 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,183 Betty and Jughead have a plan. 184 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:45,770 Huh. 185 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:51,609 Well, I've never taken you to be a follower. 186 00:10:55,780 --> 00:11:00,117 Yes, well, you've given us something we've never had before: 187 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,244 a common enemy. 188 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,623 You were cruel to me, Mr. Honey. 189 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,669 You barred me and all of my Vixens from prom. 190 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,380 You locked Miss Appleyard in her office. 191 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,632 She had a panic attack and quit. 192 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,802 What was I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do now?! 193 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,516 Hmm. 194 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,020 Agree to make a video. 195 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,440 Giving us permission to go to prom 196 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,318 and promising that you won't punish us for this, 197 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,445 or anything, ever again. 198 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,366 Might I suggest an alternative, Miss Blossom? 199 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:46,497 Release me. Call the police. 200 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,499 Tell them it was a... 201 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,876 It was a school prank that went horribly awry. 202 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,920 You will be punished, of course. 203 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,341 But at least your lives won't be ruined. 204 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,096 So, you won't make that video, then? 205 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,976 Absolutely not. 206 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,812 Fine. 207 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,314 Then it's your funeral, Mr. Honey. 208 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,452 Mrs. Klump received this new videotape this morning. 209 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,206 -[Alice screams over video] -[Betty] Oh, my God. Another recreation? 210 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,834 But where did you get the actual footage? 211 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,754 Finished going through the videos we confiscated from Blue Velvet. 212 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,966 Turns out Jason Blossom's snuff film wasn't the only contraband that David had. 213 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,343 Where the hell is he getting these from? 214 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,105 [Jughead] Next, it was Archie and Veronica's turn 215 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,692 to check on their captive, to see if he'd had a change of heart. 216 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,527 [door creaking] 217 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,243 Mr. Honey. 218 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,536 Mr. Honey. 219 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,540 Does he have a pulse? Here. Let me check. 220 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:14,668 Is he okay? 221 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,712 Is he alive? 222 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:19,882 [Honey] You're late. 223 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,467 And you are? 224 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,012 I'm Principal Weatherbee's replacement. Mr. Honey. 225 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:29,391 Things are gonna be different this year. We'll have order, discipline. 226 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,853 [Archie] Is he okay? Is he alive? 227 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,771 No... 228 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,689 he's not. 229 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:37,983 He's dead. 230 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,819 RIP, Mr. Honey. 231 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,575 [rock music playing softly over speakers] 232 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,327 Brace yourselves, bitches. 233 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,580 I just saw our most hated foe, the malefactor Honey, entering his office. 234 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,666 Was his ass still glued to his chair? 235 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,670 I heard they had to use turpentine to unstick him. 236 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,381 He was smelling particularly odious. 237 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,883 [mic feedback whines over PA] 238 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,803 Students of Riverdale High, 239 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,180 unless the person or persons 240 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:12,977 responsible for yesterday's so-called prank step forward, 241 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,939 prom is officially canceled. 242 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,945 I knew it. I knew your juvenile antics were going to end in tragedy. 243 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,657 Turn thyself in, Reginald, immediately. 244 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:27,908 No way. 245 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,245 I pranked Mr. Honey on behalf of all of us. 246 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,746 And for the record... 247 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,624 I did not prank alone. 248 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,419 Oh, God. And who would be stupid enough to help you? 249 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,257 -Kevin. -Archie? 250 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,341 What's the big deal? 251 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,218 It's not like any of us were allowed to go. 252 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,053 We were going to crash it, you doddypoll. 253 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,223 Now there's nothing left to crash. I refuse to be the only sitting president 254 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,018 in the history of Riverdale High who didn't sponsor a prom! 255 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:58,105 Okay, everyone, chill. Reggie's not the enemy here. Mr. Honey is. 256 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,900 If we all turn against each other now, we all lose. 257 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,319 If we want the prom back, we need to think strategically. 258 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,070 Betty, what should we do? 259 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,241 We research our enemy, 260 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:13,704 determine if there are any skeletons in his closet we can exploit. 261 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,164 I'll take point on that. 262 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,999 In the meantime... 263 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,918 Nobody panic. 264 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,636 [Reggie] I don't understand. 265 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,640 -I didn't even hit him that hard. -Why'd you even have to hit him, Reggie? 266 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,142 -You were the last one to see him alive. -I didn't do anything. 267 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,228 He was fine when I left him. He must've toppled over in his chair or something. 268 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,689 We wanted to scare Mr. Honey, not kill him. 269 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,815 Well, he's dead. 270 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,568 There's no walking back from it. 271 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,195 Jughead's right. What's done is done. 272 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,821 The only question is, 273 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,115 are we going to let this terrible accident, 274 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,661 and yes, I am calling it an accident, which it was, 275 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,287 ruin our lives, our future? 276 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,289 I hope not. 277 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,875 I'm going to Highsmith College. 278 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,086 I'm going to Barnard. 279 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,505 -I'm going to Yale. -I'm going to the Naval Academy. 280 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,215 I'm trying to go to the University of Iowa. 281 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,593 And I'm going to Riverdale Community College. 282 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,552 Maybe. 283 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:16,517 All right, then, who here has experience in getting rid of a dead body? 284 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,357 Am I the only one that hasn't gotten rid of a dead body before? 285 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,526 No time like the present, bro. 286 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,080 You're not gonna believe this. 287 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,666 I did some sleuthing on our least favorite tyrant 288 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:44,336 and it turns out there's a pattern to his reign of terror. 289 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,048 Honey has canceled prom at every high school he's worked at. 290 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,884 For different reasons, but the end result is always the same. 291 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,012 Jeez. He's like the Grinch that stole prom. 292 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,390 What are we gonna do with this? 293 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,976 We share this key information with our troops 294 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,229 and dispatch them to the appropriate parties. 295 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,070 -Hi, honey. How was school? -Well, Mom, now that you mention it... 296 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,114 Mr. Honey canceled prom. 297 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,992 That's not even the worst of it. 298 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,744 He's doing it out of spite. 299 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,914 And, look, I'm not one for school dances, but this one means a lot. 300 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:25,836 Nana, it's our senior year, and I for one did not suffer for four years 301 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:30,758 to have this one magical night taken away by some hateful he-shrew. 302 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,178 This is like a personal vendetta with him. 303 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,221 We can't let Mr. Honey take this away from us, 304 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,557 not after everything we've been through. 305 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,017 Mr. Jones, Mom... 306 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,394 we need this. 307 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,480 ["Ready Let's Go" playing] 308 00:17:55,824 --> 00:18:00,287 ♪ Knocked down, but I won't take no Show up that I'm in the zone ♪ 309 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,539 ♪ Can't get hot 'till you bend down low ♪ 310 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,875 ♪ Are you ready, are you ready Are you ready ♪ 311 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,336 ♪ Dumb it up, I will not go slow ♪ 312 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,630 ♪ Are you ready, are you ready Are you ready, let's go ♪ 313 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,174 Mr. Honey, 314 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:16,261 as concerned parents, we're here to demand that you reinstate prom 315 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:20,057 and you re-invite those students you so rudely barred from attending. 316 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,684 That won't be possible. You see, it's my job 317 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,772 to prepare these students to be upstanding citizens of the world, 318 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:30,984 and their behavior needs to reflect that. So far, it has not. 319 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,903 Oh, I'll show you some behavior. 320 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,448 Mr. Honey, Mary Andrews here, attorney-at-law. 321 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,659 May I bring to your attention the case of 322 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,203 Murray et al v. The Greendale School District? 323 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,539 A small-town principal canceled prom, 324 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:47,042 and the parents of said small town sued him for psychological damage 325 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,085 and won. 326 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,254 I'm a very good lawyer, Mr. Honey. 327 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,880 And might I add, as the mayor of Riverdale, 328 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,509 I have a direct line to Governor Dooley and the Board of Education. 329 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:59,346 And I'd hate for them to look into, and possibly revoke, your credentials. 330 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:03,183 And RIVW has been hungry for a gripping public-interest story 331 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,644 that would make nationwide headlines. 332 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:10,190 "Principal Cancels Prom Out of Spite," I think would surely fit the bill. 333 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,191 [sighs] 334 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,903 -And what will you two do to me? -Oh, we're just the muscle. 335 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,072 [Honey chuckles] 336 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,326 Well, I am sorry, but my decision is final. 337 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,079 Actually, it's not. As president of the PTA, 338 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,999 I have a right to demand a vote on this matter. 339 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,045 Perhaps if all of us, say, over the age of 20, 340 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,883 would like to adjourn to my office, we might discuss this as adults. 341 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,342 Yes, let's do that. 342 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,761 And as student body president, I'll be joining. 343 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,054 [Honey] Fine. 344 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,683 ♪ Are you ready, are you ready Are you ready ♪ 345 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:48,270 [Jughead] And so the dragon that had been terrorizing the halls of Riverdale High 346 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,564 was beaten, vanquished. 347 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,776 All that remained was giving it a proper burial. 348 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,487 Hurry up. It's almost dawn. 349 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,116 How deep does this grave have to be? 350 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,160 Deep. It's Riverdale. 351 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,129 What's shocking is, how many times have we said these very words in real life? 352 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,881 I know, isn't it chilling? 353 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,842 Hobo. Bride of Hobo. 354 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,345 As student body president, I have an announcement to make. 355 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,973 Although, I believe this proclamation calls for a more festive setting. 356 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,520 [indistinct chatter] 357 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,108 [clears throat] 358 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,361 Classmates, 359 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,529 mothers, fathers, 360 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,739 Nana... 361 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,951 prom is officially back on! 362 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,286 [all cheering] 363 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,584 So, I'd like to propose a toast. 364 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,586 To generations united. 365 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,214 Together, we have proven victorious. 366 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,049 To all of us... 367 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,843 and to a senior prom we will never forget. 368 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,346 -Cheers. -Cheers. 369 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,141 -And if I may speak for the grown-ups... -[FP] Yep. 370 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,562 We're just so very, very proud of you 371 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,358 and the thoughtful, intelligent young adults you've become. 372 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,235 You kids have been through a lot, 373 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,697 much more than we did when we were at Riverdale High. 374 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,698 [Alice and Mary laugh] 375 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:26,368 And we may not say it enough, but you mean the world to us. 376 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,704 And although it may not always seem like it, 377 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,706 we have your best interests at heart. 378 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,542 You worked hard. You deserve to celebrate. 379 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:37,504 My boy is gonna be the first Jones man to go to college! 380 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,090 -[whoops] -[all cheering] 381 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,308 [Jughead] They were supposed to feel relief. 382 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,852 Honey was dead and buried. 383 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,105 And they'd gotten away with it. They were free. 384 00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,444 Free to go back to talking about college and homework and prom. 385 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,571 So, in terms of a theme for prom, 386 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,907 I was thinking old Hollywood. 387 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,951 I was going to suggest F. Scott Fitzgerald, 388 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,537 The Beautiful and the Damned. 389 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,998 -But old Hollywood glamor works as well. -[Betty] Mm. 390 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,960 -How many limos should we get? -How can you talk about prom and limos 391 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,920 after what we did last night? 392 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,340 Hey, Reggie. Shut the hell up right now. 393 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,633 All I'm saying is, last night was majorly messed up. 394 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,551 Reg. 395 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,721 Guys, I was just in the front office and I saw Miss Bell talking to the police. 396 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,556 What? What were they talking about? 397 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,725 You know how Principal Honey's gone missing? 398 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,644 Well, some Adventure Scouts were camping in the woods, 399 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,481 found a pair of glasses that might belong to Mr. Honey. 400 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,983 So, now the police are suspecting foul play. 401 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,402 They're canceling class, sending out a search party. 402 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,695 Should we go sign up? 403 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:56,541 This is a great complication, Jug. 404 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,459 -You think so? -Mm-hm. 405 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,171 You don't think the Adventure Scout finding the glasses is too contrived? 406 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:04,341 Guys, I was in the office just now. Mr. Honey asked me to find you. 407 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,134 Said he wanted to see you ASAP. 408 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,220 That's weird. 409 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:11,723 Charles. 410 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,141 Mr. Honey. 411 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,601 What's up, Chuck? 412 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:18,438 Well, a videotape was delivered to the school this morning. 413 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,399 And I called Agent Smith, 414 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,195 and he told me that the two of you have been helping him with his case. 415 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,615 I thought you might wanna see this. 416 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,994 Be warned, it's extremely unsettling. 417 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,584 Now, it's just the school's facade at first. 418 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,711 But then... 419 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,135 How long does this go on for? 420 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,052 [Honey] Hours. 421 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,973 Whoever shot this video covered every inch of the school, 422 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,474 every hallway, every classroom. 423 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,270 The gym, the auditorium, the locker rooms. But what could it possibly mean? 424 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:01,148 Because it feels like a... 425 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,278 I don't know, a warning or a threat. Wouldn't you agree, Agent Smith? 426 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:10,198 That's one way to interpret it. Yes. 427 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,787 Well, in that case... 428 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,376 it seems I have no other option but to put the school on high alert. 429 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:24,129 And despite the PTA's wishes, cancel prom. 430 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:29,176 If this tape even suggests the possibility of violence against any of my students, 431 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,595 every precaution must be taken, 432 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,972 including curbing extracurricular activities. 433 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,977 Will you let your friends know while I alert your parents? 434 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:41,980 Mm-hm. 435 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,744 -This feels very wrong. -Completely agree. 436 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,830 We know that our guy has moved on from simple recordings and on to recreations. 437 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,415 This tape feels like he's backtracking. 438 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,293 -I mean, unless he's revisiting themes. -[Jughead] Or it could be a hoax. 439 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,754 Think about it. The general public does not know 440 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,798 our voyeur-slash-auteur has moved on to recreations, right? 441 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,425 -Correct. -I'm following you, Jughead. 442 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,552 So, if someone wanted to pretend to be our auteur 443 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,930 and they didn't have the privileged information that we do, 444 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,433 they would have shot a video exactly like the one Mr. Honey was sent. 445 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,977 It's not a coincidence. Honey wants to cancel prom, 446 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,855 he's conveniently sent a video that gives him the perfect excuse? 447 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,523 Guys, unless we have conclusive proof 448 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,985 that this videotape was made by someone other than our original guy, 449 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,820 Honey's well within his rights to cancel prom. 450 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,990 -Can we borrow a copy of Honey's tape? -Sure. Why? 451 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:35,992 -So, we can review every second of it. -[Betty] No. 452 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,496 You have a story to write. I will watch the damn tape. Let's go. 453 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,706 [Jughead] And then, without warning, 454 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,751 their carefully constructed plan began to unravel, 455 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:46,670 thanks to a guilt-ridden Reggie. 456 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,755 Hey. You know what I heard about Honey? 457 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:51,800 I heard he was hooking up with a student and got run out of town. 458 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,011 Who cares? The guy was a total perv. Gave me the creeps. 459 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,973 [Reggie] What are you saying? What are you saying? 460 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,058 That you're glad that he's dead? 461 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,018 Reggie, shut the hell up. 462 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,895 No. That's not what we're saying. 463 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,147 Look, all I'm saying is, the guy was a total weirdo. 464 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,525 If he ran off, who cares? Good riddance. 465 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,819 He didn't run off. 466 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,240 They found his glasses. 467 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,201 -[Jimmy] What's your point? -Dude. Reggie, I'm serious. 468 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,577 Just that... 469 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,830 they found his glasses, 470 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,124 but Honey will never be found 'cause he-- 471 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,584 Shut up. Shut up. 472 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,088 You don't know what you're talking about. 473 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,397 I'm ordering Chinese. You want lo mein? 474 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,692 Yep. And some fried wontons, please. 475 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:51,776 Chicken or veggie? 476 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,112 Oh, hell, no. 477 00:26:58,825 --> 00:26:59,659 Charles. 478 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:09,878 I think we got him. 479 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:14,966 [door opens] 480 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,093 Agent Smith. 481 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,179 Miss Cooper, Mr. Jones. 482 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,138 May I help you? 483 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,307 Yes, you can tell us whether or not this is you 484 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,809 in the screen grab from the video you received. 485 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,979 [Jughead] Is it you holding the camera in that photo? 486 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,108 I mean, it's only two frames, but it's enough to nail your ass. 487 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,278 If you're suggesting that I'm sending videotapes around town-- 488 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,197 No, not all the tapes. Just this one. 489 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,117 You're a copycat, Mr. Honey, and not a very good one. 490 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,204 Using the voyeur's MO to ramp up your personal feud 491 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,789 against me and my friends? 492 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:46,831 Feud? 493 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,043 I've been trying to protect you. 494 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:53,963 The only person we need protection from is you, Mr. Honey. You're deranged. 495 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,550 I was trying to help you. 496 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:01,304 To prepare you for a life outside of Riverdale. 497 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,056 You can justify your actions all you want, 498 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:06,184 but we already sent copies of the videos to the school board, aka our parents, 499 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:10,188 so between them and the FBI, I hope you have a good lawyer. 500 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,400 Guess that's checkmate, Mr. Honey. 501 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,111 Don't mess with us in our own town. 502 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,907 What causes a principal to hate his students so much? 503 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:25,203 Was he bullied in high school? Is his entire career based on revenge? 504 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,747 Well, maybe he should have had sessions with Mrs. Burble 505 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,416 along with the rest of us. 506 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,711 At least now you can finish your story without any real-life interruptions. 507 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,213 How close are you to being done? 508 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:37,173 Oh, I'm close. Reggie just died. 509 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,301 Reggie? Why did Reggie have to die? 510 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,228 [Cheryl sobbing] 511 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:08,913 It's not right. Reggie didn't deserve that. 512 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:11,499 Of course he didn't deserve it, Cheryl. 513 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,210 You need to get ahold of yourself. Do you understand me? 514 00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:17,755 It's very sad, tragic even, what happened to Reggie, 515 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,257 but he was out of control. 516 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,718 He couldn't handle himself when Mr. Honey died. 517 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,137 Died? Are you serious? 518 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,764 Jughead's right, Cheryl. 519 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:29,225 Reggie was spiraling. He was drinking. 520 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:31,394 Tell her, Arch. 521 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,688 Yeah. If I hadn't been in the locker room that time, 522 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,565 I don't know what he would have said. 523 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,193 Fine, but did we have to cut his brakes? 524 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,737 I mean, we murdered our friend. 525 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,697 What are you talking about, Vee? 526 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:47,702 We didn't cut Reggie's brakes. 527 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,914 His death was an accident. 528 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,419 The truth is, he was never taking care of that car 529 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,670 the way he should have. 530 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,923 Eventually, it just caught up with him. 531 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,800 We can't change what happened. 532 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,886 The only thing we can do is live our lives. 533 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,430 Wow, are you hearing yourselves? 534 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,599 It's like you actually believe this crap. 535 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,601 Ronnie, two people are dead right now. 536 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,019 Dead. 537 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:15,730 And right now, the world thinks that Reggie died from a car accident. 538 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:17,357 A horrible car accident. 539 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,400 So, this ends. 540 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,736 Right now. 541 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,488 If we all just stick together... 542 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,450 -Will you do that for me? -My God. 543 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,371 I knew Betty and Jughead had a dark streak, 544 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:33,998 but when did you become such a monster, Archiekins? 545 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:37,502 [snickers] Come on. Don't kid yourself, Veronica. 546 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:41,297 In this town, we're all monsters. We've always been monsters, 547 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,841 and that includes you, too. 548 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:43,841 The question is, 549 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,219 are we going to be monsters in college? 550 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,763 Or in jail? 551 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,188 Wow. 552 00:30:58,064 --> 00:30:59,899 So, we're the monsters. 553 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,069 I kind of just go wherever the story leads me. 554 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:07,073 But don't worry, I'm gonna change all of our names before I submit it. 555 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:11,452 So, no one is going to know the perverted truth about us... 556 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,079 but us. 557 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,543 So, what happens next? Do Veronica and Cheryl go to the police? 558 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,879 Or does your teen-angst body count increase by two? 559 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,089 I honestly don't know yet. 560 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,758 I'm still trying to decide between some cautionary morality tale 561 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,886 and a nihilistic dark comedy. 562 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:31,014 Guys. Dead man walking. Hallway. Right now. 563 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,558 -That was fast. -["Trigger Bang Bang" playing] 564 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:37,937 ♪ It sounds like Trigger bang bang, trigger ♪ 565 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,481 ♪ Trigger bang bang ♪ 566 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,776 ♪ Trigger bang bang, trigger ♪ 567 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,280 ♪ Bang bang, bang, trigger ♪ 568 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,449 ♪ Trigger bang bang ♪ 569 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,328 ♪ Bang bang, bang, trigger ♪ 570 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,121 ♪ Trigger bang bang ♪ 571 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,541 Well, Mr. Honey. Looks like the good guys won. 572 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,211 What? 573 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,214 Is that what you think happened here? 574 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:09,469 Well, you're leaving and we're staying, so yeah, I'd mark that as a win. 575 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,095 Hmm. 576 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,558 I stand by everything that I've done... 577 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:17,977 including the videotape. 578 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,314 Everything that I have done 579 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,484 is to make this school better, safer, 580 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,903 for you and your classmates. 581 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:28,738 Because what goes on around here, 582 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:31,991 murder, mayhem, depravity... 583 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,702 it is not normal. 584 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:42,585 Well, it's normal to us, which is why we had to stop you. 585 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:44,963 [scoffs] Stop me? 586 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,839 Miss Cooper... 587 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:51,844 I saw the writing on the wall days ago and I lined up my next job. 588 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,598 I am Stonewall Prep's new headmaster. 589 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:58,685 It seems they cleaned house 590 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,312 and were in need of a strong leader 591 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,564 to help them rebuild their reputation. 592 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:10,113 And my salary, it's triple what I've been making here. 593 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,295 All right, you know what? Screw Mr. Honey. 594 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,631 -He sucks. -[Veronica] That's right, Archiekins. 595 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,010 I mean, who doctors up fake evidence just to cancel prom? 596 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,346 -And takes away a school's yearbook? -And censors a variety show? 597 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,140 A psycho, that's who. 598 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,892 That man is anything but. 599 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:45,940 I have been working in that front office for 50 years. 600 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:50,778 And in all that time, I have outlasted eight principals. 601 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:56,033 And beyond a doubt, the best by far 602 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,578 was Mr. Honey. 603 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,124 Poor Miss Bell. You've fallen under the monster's spell. 604 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,712 Do any of you have any idea 605 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,798 what that man has done for this school? 606 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,302 This year alone, 607 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,472 he personally arranged for six low-income students 608 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:20,308 to go to colleges on full scholarships. 609 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,185 Wait. Really? 610 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:27,148 Also, this year's average GPA is higher than it's been in decades. 611 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:33,321 And more seniors will be going to college than have since 1956. 612 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,450 Oh, and of course, no students have died under his watch. 613 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,371 He asked me to mail this for you... 614 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,624 but I don't think I will. 615 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,251 You may wanna read it though, 616 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:50,505 to fully comprehend your actions. 617 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:57,970 What is it, Jug? 618 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,810 It's a letter written by Mr. Honey to the University of Iowa. 619 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,824 Are you gonna open it? 620 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:25,164 Look, it can't be worse than whatever you're imagining. 621 00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:54,277 What did Mr. Honey say? Was he trying to screw you over? 622 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,528 Oh, my God. 623 00:35:58,072 --> 00:35:58,906 I have to change it. 624 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,576 -Change what? -My story. I have to fix it. 625 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,208 [Jughead] The problem with believing you have all the answers 626 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,669 is that it blinds you to the truth that's right before your eyes. 627 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:13,546 [door creaking] 628 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,387 Mr. Honey. 629 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,307 Ronnie, what do we do? 630 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,142 Call 911. 631 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:28,853 -No, if we do that, then-- -If we don't, he'll die. 632 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,062 Call 911. 633 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,939 I'll give him CPR. 634 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:37,320 Hi, yeah. We need an ambulance. 635 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,207 -What the hell happened? -It's okay. 636 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,460 -The doctor said Honey's gonna make it. -No, I'm more worried about us. 637 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,171 Okay. What do the police know? What did you tell them? 638 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:56,797 The truth. 639 00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,092 That this all started as some stupid prank and that things got out of hand. 640 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,511 A prank? Do you realize what you've done? 641 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,555 Yeah. We kept a man from dying. 642 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,890 And ruined our lives. 643 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,643 Reggie's right. You guys just wrecked everything. Our futures. 644 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,812 -None of us are gonna go to college. -Who cares about college? 645 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,523 We could spend the next 20 years of our lives in Shankshaw-- 646 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,026 [whispers] In Shankshaw Prison. 647 00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:21,197 Are you listening to yourselves? Mr. Honey could have died. 648 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,740 We would have been murderers. 649 00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:25,326 Better that than what's coming next for all of us. 650 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,079 You don't mean that, Betty, do you? 651 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,040 That you would have preferred Mr. Honey to die? 652 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,628 [Betty] What made you rewrite it? 653 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,091 Guess I finally realized what I was saying, how I was saying it. 654 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:44,512 I've been reveling in this town's sickness, 655 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:48,975 and I was enjoying the suffering of another person. 656 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,893 Even if it was Mr. Honey. 657 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:56,440 This is about Mr. Honey's letter, isn't it? 658 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,862 -What does he say in it? -Hey, guys. 659 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,866 Hey, Jellybean, uh, now's not the best time. 660 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:10,037 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt, but this was on our doorstep. 661 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:12,498 ["Everything's a Lie" playing] 662 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,126 ♪ Everything's a lie ♪ 663 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:17,586 ♪ Everything's a lie ♪ 664 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:21,424 ♪ A lie, a lie, a lie ♪ 665 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,468 ♪ Everything's a lie ♪ 666 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,391 More house shots? 667 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,352 Maybe it's another copycat? 668 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,480 Maybe it's an invitation. 669 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,775 Yeah, but where? That place doesn't even look like it's in Riverdale. 670 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,736 No, but I've seen this place before. 671 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,575 That's the cabin where Veronica's mom killed Sheriff Minetta, 672 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,076 where they had their affair. 673 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,371 I'll go get my keys. 674 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,506 What's that for? 675 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,051 Looks like a makeshift screen. 676 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:53,099 This projector reminds me of the ones we used to have at the drive-in. 677 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,726 There's no film in it though. 678 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:03,275 Jug. 679 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:31,095 [Honey] Dear Headmaster Koontz, greetings from Riverdale High. 680 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:35,182 I wanted to follow up on our conversation with a short note. 681 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:40,020 Though Jughead Jones has had an incredibly difficult year, as you know, 682 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:45,317 and I've only interacted with him a scant few times, he is a special kid 683 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,278 and he is a superb writer. 684 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:48,988 But he needs a break, 685 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,491 he needs good teachers and a healthy environment, 686 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:55,536 which I know the University of Iowa can provide. 687 00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:57,580 Now, I don't say this lightly, 688 00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:02,960 but I do believe Jughead Jones will be an important voice of his generation. 689 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:07,298 If you'd like to discuss him further, please call me at any time. 690 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:09,425 All my best to you and Edith. 691 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,970 Sincerely, Holden Honey. ith.