1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,669 ["Ain't That a Shame" playing] 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,296 [Jughead] Grief is a terrible thing. 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,758 When you've suffered a loss, as I had, 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,887 the death of my mentor and literary idol, Brad Rayberry, 5 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:17,100 time falls into a slow, sad rhythm, 6 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:21,146 -and a moment feels like an eternity. -[music slows, distorts, then stops] 7 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:24,065 Even as the rest of the world continues to tick on. 8 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,867 [Werthers] You will no longer be in the River Vixens. 9 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:38,079 Your mother and I believe it's too sexualized an environment for you. 10 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:43,585 High school, in general, is a highly sexualized environment, 11 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,545 wouldn't you say? 12 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,338 Is that how you see it? 13 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:51,426 A bunch of horny teenagers trapped together like sardines 14 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,178 for hours upon hours... 15 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,681 How do you see it? 16 00:00:56,765 --> 00:01:01,227 As an academic institution meant to provide a safe environment 17 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:04,314 where students can challenge themselves intellectually 18 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,734 without being morally and physically compromised. 19 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:12,072 Oh, well, you obviously haven't spent a lot of time in gym class. 20 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,741 You are here, Betty, 21 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,410 because you stripped in front of your window 22 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,621 for your next-door neighbor's pleasurement. 23 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:22,957 And then you flashed your underpants on live television. 24 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:28,838 In short, you seem unhealthily obsessed with sexuality. 25 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:32,467 The words that come to mind are "nymphomaniac," 26 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:36,513 "exhibitionist," "sexual compulsive." 27 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,892 What exactly do you want to talk to me about, Dr. Werthers? 28 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:43,812 Well, given your recent behavior, 29 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:48,983 I'm curious, what is your first sexual memory? 30 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,330 [buzzes] 31 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,091 I'm not sure that I remember. 32 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:19,305 In that case, how often, Betty, would you say that you think about sex? 33 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,474 ["Lollipop" playing] 34 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,686 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 35 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,814 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 36 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,984 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 37 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,778 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop ♪ 38 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,615 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 39 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,618 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 40 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,622 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 41 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,125 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop ♪ 42 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,422 ♪ Call my baby "lollipop" Tell you why ♪ 43 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,925 ♪ His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie ♪ 44 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,345 ♪ And when he does His shaky rockin' dance ♪ 45 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,556 ♪ Man, I haven't got a chance ♪ 46 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,434 ♪ I call him, lollipop, lollipop ♪ 47 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,729 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 48 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,190 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 49 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,860 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop ♪ 50 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:19,490 ♪ Sweeter than candy on a stick ♪ 51 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,285 ♪ Huckleberry, cherry or lime ♪ 52 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,788 ♪ If you had a choice, he'd be your pick ♪ 53 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:29,542 ♪ But lollipop is mine ♪ 54 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,210 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 55 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,505 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 56 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,884 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop, lollipop ♪ 57 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,428 ♪ Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop ♪ 58 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,264 [Werthers] Betty? Betty. 59 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,518 How often do you think about sex? 60 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,271 I would say an average amount. 61 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,774 I need a number, Betty. 62 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,152 Well, according to Dr. Kingsley, 63 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,072 teenagers think about sex every seven seconds. 64 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,158 That number is for teenage boys. 65 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,370 There is a very different barometer for teenage girls. 66 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:11,209 Well, in that case, I would say I think about sex all the time. 67 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,548 -What did you just write down? -Never mind that. 68 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:22,929 Why do you think you think about sex all the time? 69 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:28,559 I'm curious about how it feels. 70 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:33,314 I don't think that waiting until I'm married to have sex makes sense. 71 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:39,028 -What about having sex for pleasure? -Betty, sex is for married people. 72 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,738 So they can start families. 73 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,701 So then, what about the girlie magazines 74 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,953 that my dad keeps hidden in his sock drawer? 75 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,373 Uh, I'm sorry? 76 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,127 Well, I remember last year, we were going to church, 77 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,755 my dad asked me to fetch him his cufflinks. 78 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,676 And when I went to look for them in his sock drawer, 79 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,803 I found all of these... 80 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,639 girlie magazines. 81 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,700 Your father is not in therapy. You are. 82 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,786 -Well, maybe he should be. -He's a grown man. 83 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:33,708 -I'm a child psychiatrist. -I'm not a child, either. 84 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,381 Though actually I do think that our conversations 85 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,468 are starting to make me see things more clearly. 86 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,137 In what particular way? 87 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,766 Well, I'm just now realizing that... 88 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,645 I don't think I want to get married. 89 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,899 At least, not any time soon. Maybe never. 90 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:04,030 I want to make an impact on the world, instead of... 91 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:09,160 or in addition to, just having a family. 92 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,251 ["Puppy Love" playing over record player] 93 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,546 ♪ Puppy love... ♪ 94 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:21,589 [knock on door] 95 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:25,676 Knock, knock. Hi, sweetheart. I got you something fun. 96 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,680 -[Betty] What are those for? -[Alice] I was in the grocery store, 97 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,849 and I just thought the pictures were so pretty, 98 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,351 I had to get you a few of them. 99 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:38,606 -Mom, I'm not even dating anyone. -Oh, it doesn't matter. 100 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:42,401 A girl can daydream about her wedding, can't she? 101 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:47,281 -Why are you bringing this up right now? -Oh, Elizabeth. 102 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,076 I just know. 103 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:56,040 When I see you in that white dress, standing at that altar... 104 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,172 it's gonna be the happiest day of my life. 105 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,267 Tickets. 106 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:18,396 Get your tickets to the Babylonium's James Dean double feature. 107 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,939 ["That's Alright" playing] 108 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,652 What's all this about James Dean? 109 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:28,489 As president of his fan club, I, along with my fellow Deanizens, 110 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,367 have been waiting for East of Eden to reach our little hamlet. 111 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:34,871 You're just in luck, because we have in our possession 112 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,831 a print of East of Eden. 113 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,333 And why, pray tell, should I go to the Babylonium, 114 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:43,254 when the screen at the Orpheum in nearby Greendale is much larger? 115 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,423 As befits the stature of my beloved Jimmy Dean. 116 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:49,510 Is the Orpheum giving you and your "Deanizens" free passes? 117 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:53,931 On the condition that you spread the good word about the Babylonium? 118 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,100 We want a robust crowd to honor Jimmy's memory. 119 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,519 On the sacred ground of James Dean's grave, 120 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:03,065 I will deliver my fan club, the Vixens, and the Bulldogs. 121 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:03,983 Excellent. 122 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:07,695 But don't worry about the Bulldogs, I'm extending that invitation myself. 123 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:08,613 Personally. 124 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,327 Batten down the hatches, boys, because the Babylonium 125 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,788 is going to do boffo business this weekend. I can feel it. 126 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,957 But why are we giving out tickets for free? 127 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,669 I'll let you in on the dirty secret about the movie theater business, Kevin. 128 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,298 We make most of our money from popcorn and soda sales. 129 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:31,219 And, uh, what was all that about inviting the Bulldogs? 130 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:34,597 They're our hometown heroes. Of course they have to be there. 131 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,475 All the Bulldogs, or just one in particular? 132 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,018 [clears throat] 133 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:40,978 [Bulldogs shouting] 134 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,317 Oh! Check it out, Bulldogs. 135 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,987 If it isn't Miss Twinkletown herself. 136 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,447 It's "Tinseltown." 137 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,658 As a fan of the Bulldogs, 138 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,202 I wanted to personally offer you free passes 139 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,579 to our James Dean double feature at the Babylonium. 140 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,748 Comped tickets are in your lockers. 141 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,085 And you, Reginald? 142 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,545 Shall I save you a seat beside me? 143 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,049 I mean, surely you know what Jimmy Dean used to do in high school, I hope? 144 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,509 What's that? 145 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,553 He was a basketball star, Reggie. 146 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,055 Just like you. 147 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,144 ["It Happened" playing] 148 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,816 ♪ It happened... ♪ 149 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:27,984 [chattering] 150 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,110 Here you are. 151 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,071 -That'll be 25 cents. -Okay. 152 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,616 Or you could treat me to a milkshake after the show. 153 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,620 -You just keep on shooting, don't you? -You keep passing me the ball. 154 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,540 Okay, sure, let's do it. 155 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,041 Take it. 156 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,961 -Meet you back here? -All right. 157 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,714 Now get in there before you miss the coming attractions. 158 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,511 Veronica. 159 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:59,724 Kevin, guess who's got a date with Reggie Mantle tonight after the show? 160 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:03,227 That's swell, but Clay's got a situation in the projection booth. 161 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:07,565 I don't know what happened, but the print we received from the studio, 162 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,192 we can't play it. 163 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,028 What? Why? 164 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,446 It's been overexposed. 165 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,871 -How many reels are like this? -That's the thing, all of them. 166 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,706 We've got a sold-out house. 167 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:29,962 [chattering] 168 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,057 Welcome to the Babylonium. 169 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,350 [cheering] 170 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,770 We're so excited to have you all here. 171 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,939 So quit bashing our ears and play the damn movie. 172 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,816 [audience] Yeah! 173 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,485 [boy] Yeah! 174 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,237 Due to some unforeseen technical difficulties, 175 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,574 I regret to inform you we are unable to screen 176 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,369 our James Dean double feature tonight. 177 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,411 I knew it. 178 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,871 [booing] 179 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:04,914 [Veronica] However-- 180 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:10,961 However, we are working on the problem and are rescheduling said double feature. 181 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,421 That's all very well and good, 182 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,841 but we, the proud members of the James Dean Fan Club, 183 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,885 Riverdale Chapter, demand a refund. 184 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,345 Immediately. 185 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,055 [all chanting] Refund! Refund! Refund! 186 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,390 Refund? 187 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:25,476 You all got free passes. Including you, Cheryl. 188 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,646 True, but we did spend all this money on popcorn and soda 189 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,899 to consume during the double feature, which is no longer happening. 190 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,234 [audience clamoring] 191 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,531 I would be more than happy to provide each and every one of you 192 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,992 with a voucher for any snack of your choosing. 193 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,871 We don't want your stupid vouchers, we want our money back. 194 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,706 -[all] Yeah! -What a fake-out! 195 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,209 It's like Jimmy Dean died all over again! 196 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:53,754 All right. All right. All right. Calm down. 197 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:58,467 Calm down. You can present your receipts at the concession stands 198 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,219 for a full refund. 199 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,595 Yeah, right! 200 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,014 Hey! 201 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,354 Reggie. 202 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,941 I'm so sorry. 203 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:17,403 As much as I'd be delighted to split a milkshake with you... 204 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,947 -You've got a business to take care of. -I do. 205 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,159 The Babylonium's hanging on by the most gossamer of threads. 206 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,828 I figured as much. 207 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,790 I'd happily take a rain check. 208 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,209 Yeah? Sure. 209 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,714 Yeah, just let me know when's a good time for you. 210 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,008 Okay. 211 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,850 I've never heard of such a thing, Mr. Roth. 212 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,186 A venerated studio like yours 213 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:54,315 sending out unplayable prints of a major release like East of Eden? 214 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,484 [Roth] I'm as baffled as you, Miss Lodge. 215 00:12:56,567 --> 00:13:00,905 At any rate, please accept our deepest apologies for this mishap. 216 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,698 I'll accept your apology, 217 00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:06,076 but what I really want is a pristine copy of East of Eden. 218 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,622 And what I want is audiences in Riverdale to see this picture. 219 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,457 I do. It's a wonderful picture. 220 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,543 But I'm afraid that there are no more available prints. 221 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,213 You sent me a defective product. How is this my problem? 222 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,339 Miss Lodge-- 223 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,883 Veronica. May I call you Veronica? 224 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,551 You are the theater owner. 225 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,305 It's always your problem. You'd know that if you weren't so green. 226 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,849 "Green"? Let me assure you-- 227 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,393 I'm so sorry, but I need to let you go. 228 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,939 I'm having lunch at the Polo Lounge with Monty Clift, 229 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,148 but good luck to you. 230 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:45,032 How does a major studio run out of prints of their biggest release of the year? 231 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,075 I don't know. 232 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,328 But luckily, they're not the only studio in town. 233 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,622 [swing music playing] 234 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,791 It's time to work the phones, boys. 235 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,584 -[phone rings] -I have Pasadena Pictures. 236 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,047 Nicky. Veronica Lodge. 237 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,175 No, Nicky. I'm in exhibition these days. 238 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,718 The Babylonium in Riverdale. 239 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:09,223 Listen, my customers simply don't have time for that Steinbeck yawner. 240 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,892 I need something exciting, something fresh. 241 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:15,229 Do you have any available prints of To Catch a Thief? 242 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,898 I'm hearing great things about Hitchcock's latest. 243 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,318 Word around town is that Oklahoma! is a masterpiece. 244 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,822 What about this Night of the Hunter I keep reading about? 245 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,366 -It's RKO. -[man 1] Be that as it may, Miss Lodge. 246 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,743 We've already booked our picture at the Orpheum. 247 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,664 Unfortunately, Riverdale isn't a market we're interested in cultivating. 248 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,082 Silver Shield Studios. 249 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,834 [man 2] Sorry, but we're being particular 250 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,253 about how we're distributing musicals this year. 251 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:40,671 Superior. 252 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,799 [man 3] Furthermore, all of our current releases demand larger theaters. 253 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:46,093 Please, don't call us again. 254 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:50,097 But, sir, you used to send us your movies every week. What changed? 255 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,933 [man 4] I don't do business with underage, would-be impresarios. 256 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,437 Especially not when I'm trying to get into business with their parents. 257 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,231 But good luck to you, Miss Lodge. You'll need it. 258 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,986 [sighs] Well, there you have it, boys. 259 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:08,407 I and the Babylonium have been blacklisted by every major studio in Hollywood. 260 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,491 Why, though? 261 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,576 [sighs] 262 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,121 If I had to hazard a guess, my parents. 263 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,292 I've been waiting for this since I bought the theater out from under them. 264 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,544 My last call confirmed it, but honestly, 265 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:24,423 I suspected sabotage from the moment we got that bad print. 266 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:25,966 What do your parents want? 267 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,971 To see everyone but themselves fail, including their own daughter. 268 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,974 I'm sure they want the Babylonium to shutter 269 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,353 so they can buy it from me at a discount and turn it into a parking lot. 270 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:38,938 I have an idea. 271 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,900 So far, we've only tried the major studios. 272 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,278 But there are a lot of smaller, independent places out there. 273 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,657 They're scrappy, and they don't play by the same rules. 274 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,284 Their movies don't have big stars or budgets or prestige. 275 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:57,373 In other words, they're B movies, but they're still movies. 276 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,750 Good idea, Clay. 277 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,670 Boys, if we're going down, we're going down fighting. 278 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,255 Get me... 279 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,884 one of those smaller studios. 280 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,183 Tell me, Betty, do you ever remember your dreams? 281 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,644 Sometimes. 282 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,979 Are your dreams sexual? 283 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,900 Sometimes. 284 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,194 Well, then, tell me, Betty. 285 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:32,032 What is your most vivid or frequent sexual dream? 286 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,664 [Betty] I guess it's the one where I'm in biology class. 287 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,581 Only... 288 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,295 I'm the teacher, tutoring one of my students. 289 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,256 [Werthers] Which student? 290 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,425 [Betty] It varies. 291 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,509 ["Captured" playing] 292 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:56,181 ♪ Captured in a moonlight that blinds me ♪ 293 00:16:56,265 --> 00:17:00,936 ♪ And a magic that binds me In a world... ♪ 294 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,604 [Werthers] Yes, but most often? 295 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,065 [Betty] It's Archie. 296 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,360 [Werthers] And what occurs in this dream? 297 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,156 ♪ A music strange to me ♪ 298 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:18,245 ♪ Beats its thunder, through and through ♪ 299 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,040 ♪ He's in love ♪ 300 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:27,087 ♪ This wondrous change in me ♪ 301 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:33,844 ♪ This enchanted dream come true ♪ 302 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:39,308 ♪ Captured In this spell I'm enraptured... ♪ 303 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,102 [Betty] And that's the part of the dream where I realize... 304 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,688 ♪ By the soul I've been captured... ♪ 305 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,899 everyone's watching. 306 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,196 ♪ By the magic of you ♪ 307 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:56,366 This dream, and others like it, do you ever share them with other people? 308 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,994 No, never. Just my diary. 309 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,917 What are you always writing in that notepad of yours? 310 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:09,463 Notes, observations, thoughts to myself. 311 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,215 Kind of like a diary. 312 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,012 Tell me, Betty. 313 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,975 Where do you think this urge comes from? 314 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:26,355 The urge to be seen in such a sexualized way? 315 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,942 It must titillate you, make it more exciting for you. 316 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:37,032 I don't think it's just about being seen sexually. 317 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:45,332 I think it might be more about being seen... period. 318 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,084 In what respect? 319 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,294 Being seen. 320 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,797 As a person... 321 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,509 with autonomy. 322 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,928 And desire. 323 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,473 And self-determination. 324 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:03,934 Go on. 325 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,606 I'm wondering if my interest in understanding sex 326 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,152 is really more about understanding myself... 327 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:15,988 who I am. 328 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:23,829 I mean, what better way to understand a person than to understand their desires? 329 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,915 Including your own. 330 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,588 -It'll just be a few minutes. -Thanks, Pop. 331 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,423 [swing music playing over speakers] 332 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,349 Hey, Holden Caulfield. 333 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:49,187 Have you ever heard of a movie called The Crawling Eye? 334 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,899 Yeah. Came out a couple of years ago. 335 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,194 Story was kind of a mess, but the monster was cool. 336 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,236 I loved it. 337 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,197 Mr. Rayberry loved it too. 338 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,117 Why do you ask? 339 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:09,291 Because after calling every minor independent studio in La-La Land, 340 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,169 it's the only movie I can get to play at the Babylonium. 341 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:16,340 Why don't you just do what William Castle did? 342 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,259 That name dimly rings a bell. 343 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,094 He's a producer, director. 344 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,223 His movies are just okay, but they all came with a kind of gimmick. 345 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,351 Like for The Tingler, filmed in Percepto!, 346 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,394 he put buzzers under the audience seats, 347 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,189 and when the monster, The Tingler, appeared on screen, 348 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,234 he would buzz the people and give them an electric shock. 349 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,860 That sounds dangerous. 350 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,072 Just a mild shock, but it worked. People went nuts for The Tingler. 351 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,075 I get it. 352 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,828 Sell the gimmick, not the movie. 353 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,040 I can do that. 354 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,630 [Alice] Oh, good. She's home. 355 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,466 Hello, dear. I'm so glad you're home. 356 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,012 What's going on? 357 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,181 You remember Reverend Lowe 358 00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:09,726 from Riverdale First Reformed Presbyterian Church. 359 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,313 My, how you've grown since the children's choir, Elizabeth. 360 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,024 He's going to hear your confession. 361 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,986 And perform an exorcism, if need be, right? 362 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:19,903 [Alice chuckling] 363 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:24,866 Conf-- Uh, confession? Why would I need to confess? 364 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,204 What are you doing with my diaries? 365 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,790 Did you read them? 366 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,752 Elizabeth, I had to. They were prescribed to me. 367 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,798 -By Dr. Werthers? -I would rather not say. 368 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,469 You-- You broke into my room and stole my diaries 369 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,139 because my psychiatrist told you to? 370 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,391 Good grief, Mother. 371 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,561 I suspected you and Dr. Psycho were talking about me. 372 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,104 But breaking and entering? 373 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:57,649 If you are so hot to trot to talk with Dr. Werthers, 374 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,693 why don't you come to therapy with me? 375 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,403 It might help you. 376 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,115 I am an adult woman. I don't need therapy. 377 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,326 [scoffs] 378 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,369 Elizabeth? Elizabeth. 379 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,914 Breaking and entering. 380 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,917 What do you write down in that notepad of yours? 381 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,336 Breaking and entering. 382 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,392 Okay, Dr. Werthers. 383 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,270 Let's see what you've been writing about me. 384 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:58,794 Come on, this always works in the Tracy True books. 385 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,453 Gosh, you're an even bigger bookworm than I am. 386 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:37,415 Pop says you've been glued to this booth for two days, 387 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,042 getting ink on your nose. 388 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,502 Uh, yeah, you might say 389 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:44,047 I'm spending time with a friend before saying goodbye. 390 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,509 Oh. Well, sorry to interrupt, 391 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,971 but have you heard of this book Lolita? 392 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,473 Holy moly. 393 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,308 Where did you get this? 394 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,061 I borrowed it from a friend. 395 00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,729 What can you tell me about it? 396 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,399 Well, it's Nabokov's latest novel. 397 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:07,070 It's pretty salacious according to The Paris Review. 398 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:11,199 It's about a relationship between a professor named Humbert Humbert 399 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,785 and a young girl named Dolores Haze. 400 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,121 -How young? -Twelve. 401 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,122 Twelve? 402 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,291 So it's a book for perverts? 403 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:23,920 Well, passing moral judgment on a work of art is a slippery slope. 404 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,381 Have you read it yet? 405 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:30,051 That's what I'm about to go do. Thank you, Jughead. 406 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:39,102 -Hey, Pop, can I get another one, please? -Coming right up. 407 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,027 [ominous music playing] 408 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,879 [announcer on-screen] No one is safe from its spell of destruction. 409 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:10,467 The cold, hypnotic stare striking fear into the hearts of all, 410 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,929 creating a frenzied nightmare for those who behold it. 411 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,642 And that, ladies and germs, 412 00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:23,480 is the terrifying, titillating new feature film The Crawling Eye, 413 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:26,274 playing at the Babylonium, one week only. 414 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,152 Not that I care to see such dreck, 415 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,780 but didn't that movie come out a few years ago? 416 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,451 Perhaps, but this is a re-release in stunning 4D. 417 00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:38,620 Mm, don't you mean 3D? 418 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,957 Oh, no. 3D is so 1952. 419 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,833 This is 4D, Cheryl. 420 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,086 A new fourth dimension of terror. 421 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,922 Time is the fourth dimension. 422 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,048 Do you mean time? 423 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:51,925 Shut up, Dilton. 424 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,429 4D is a novel, visceral experience, 425 00:25:56,513 --> 00:26:00,767 unlike anything you've ever encountered at the movies before, guaranteed. 426 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:04,479 My associates are handing out little novelty reminders, 427 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:09,067 which are redeemable at the candy counter for buy-one-get-one-free Milk Buds. 428 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:12,696 Now, remember, boys, 429 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:16,491 after you completely cover your balls with a layer of newspaper, 430 00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:19,286 let them dry before applying the next one. 431 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,830 I'll handle the paint job when I get back from casting. 432 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,540 ["Shake Around" playing] 433 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,086 [speaking indistinctly] 434 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:33,425 Just the two strapping he-men I've been looking for all my life. 435 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,719 Hope you can make it to The Crawling Eye tonight. 436 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,764 Not as audience members, mind you, but as performers. 437 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,809 As part of my revolutionary 4D experience. 438 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,103 Veronica, we're not actors. 439 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,688 What would we have to do? 440 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,233 -Yeah, what, exactly? -Not much. 441 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:53,903 All told, it would probably be about two minutes of work, 442 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,740 for which you'd be handsomely compensated, of course. 443 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:03,288 ♪ When you get a funny feeling Like a rockin' and a reelin' 444 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,456 ♪ Shake around ♪ 445 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:05,832 Ah. Ms. Cooper. 446 00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:08,877 You haven't forgotten about our standing appointment, have you? 447 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,045 No, I didn't. 448 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,255 But I won't be attending our session today. 449 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,550 Instead I have some very interesting reading to finish tonight. 450 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:16,760 But don't worry, doctor, 451 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:20,096 I'm sure tomorrow we will have plenty to discuss. 452 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,640 ♪ You gotta move a little, baby ♪ 453 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,352 ♪ Then you kick around a little, baby ♪ 454 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,021 ♪ You gotta slow it down a little, baby ♪ 455 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:30,648 ♪ 'Cause when the record Starts a-groovin'... ♪ 456 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,068 Cheryl, so glad you could make it. 457 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,654 Before the movie, you may wanna take out a life-insurance policy. 458 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,199 You know, in case you die of fright. 459 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,076 Pathetic. 460 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:44,954 Otherwise, we have a nurse on duty should you merely faint. 461 00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:51,044 I am extremely disappointed in you, Midge. 462 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,299 Now, let's see what this 4D you've been ballyhooing is all about. 463 00:27:56,383 --> 00:28:00,970 And believe me, if it disappoints, I will be demanding a refund again. 464 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,395 [dramatic music playing on-screen] 465 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,563 [man 1] If that cloud starts to move before I get back, 466 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,981 take the car up, understand? 467 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,192 -[man 2] What about you? -[man 1] Do as you're told! 468 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,289 [whispering indistinctly] 469 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,458 [giggles] 470 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,172 [girl crying on-screen] 471 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,430 [film audio distorts] 472 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:52,856 [man 1] Steady. 473 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,984 Steady. To your right. 474 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,528 -Visual on. -Ready. 475 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,197 Bombs away. 476 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,079 [all screaming] 477 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,249 ["Flying Saucer Rock & Roll" playing] 478 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,296 ♪ Well, the news of the saucer Been a-flyin' around ♪ 479 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:19,174 ♪ I'm the one Who ought to seen it over the ground ♪ 480 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,967 ♪ Come outta hidin'... ♪ 481 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,302 [screams, then laughs] 482 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,804 ♪ Little green men Taught me how to do the bop ♪ 483 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,974 ♪ They were three-foot high They hit a few bars ♪ 484 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:31,227 ♪ Brought a rock 'n' roll All the way from Mars ♪ 485 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,480 ♪ Flyin' saucer rock 'n' roll ♪ 486 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,566 ♪ Flyin' saucer rock 'n' roll ♪ 487 00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:39,235 ♪ I couldn't understand A thing they said ♪ 488 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,489 ♪ But the crazy beat Was a-stoppin' me dead ♪ 489 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:45,074 [all chanting] Go, eyes, go! Go, eyes, go! 490 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,211 You care to explain this novel, Dr. Werthers, 491 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,545 which I found in your desk? 492 00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:01,257 Breaking into my office, stealing my property-- 493 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,802 -So you admit it's yours? -Of course it's mine. 494 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,638 By reading about Lolita's mind, 495 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:10,141 I was hoping to better understand yours, Betty. 496 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:14,020 You're comparing me to Lolita? 497 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,315 Well, she, too, is a sex-crazed young woman. 498 00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:21,486 Dolores Haze is a 12-year-old girl. 499 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,655 And she is not sex-crazed, 500 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,449 she is being coerced against her will, 501 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,701 much like I am, doctor. 502 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:32,455 So let me tell you what I learned from reading Lolita. 503 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:38,002 You are a kissing cousin to Humbert Humbert, only creepier. 504 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:42,257 And it is completely inappropriate for you to be asking me all of these questions 505 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:47,720 about my sexual fantasies and experiences behind closed doors, 506 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,597 manipulating our conversation, 507 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,350 feverishly writing down every word that I say, 508 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:55,311 doing God knows what with that notebook of yours at night. 509 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,146 You think I'm obsessed with sex? 510 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,859 I think you're the one who's obsessed with sex, doctor. 511 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,360 Dangerously so. 512 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:05,196 And I don't think you're reading Lolita for research. 513 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,534 I think you're reading it for pleasure and some sick gratification, 514 00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:13,329 and I no longer feel comfortable being alone in a room with you. 515 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,789 [dramatic music playing] 516 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,380 [chattering] 517 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,507 [swing music playing] 518 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,099 Excuse me. 519 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,313 Guess word got out, huh? 520 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,230 I'll say. 521 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,357 Our 7:00 show is already sold out. 522 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,737 Well, boys, we've got a genuine hit on our hands. 523 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,780 Ready to play to a full house tonight? 524 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,116 That's what we wanted to talk about. 525 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:52,410 Veronica, we did this as a personal favor to you, 526 00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:56,164 and we were happy to, once. 527 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,958 But this can't be a regular thing. 528 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,460 I'll say this. 529 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,422 You two sure know when to ask for a raise. 530 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:07,800 Because I respect your moxie, and your balls... 531 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:11,054 I'll pay you $2 per show going forward. 532 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,305 Veronica, we can't do it. 533 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,515 We have basketball practice. We have games. 534 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,977 Seems to me like you're playing hardball, not basketball. 535 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,395 But here's the thing. 536 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,022 You're not the stars. 537 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,483 Those eyeballs are the stars. 538 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,568 You want to squeeze me, I'm not interested. 539 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:29,280 I'll get Kevin and Clay to do the gag. You can leave your balls with them. 540 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:38,790 Yes, Reginald? 541 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,583 I was thinking. 542 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,337 Maybe after tonight's show we can try that date again? 543 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:49,676 I would, but did you see that crowd out there? 544 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:53,471 I have to get on the phone with Variety and whip this buzz into a story. 545 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:57,141 The Crawling Eye is going to change everything for the Babylonium. 546 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,184 Yeah. 547 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:00,812 But I'll tell you what. 548 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:04,607 Come by tomorrow and we'll see. 549 00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:06,234 Okay. 550 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,031 Well, I think I've heard just about heard everything now. 551 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:16,285 Just got off the phone with Dr. Werthers and he wants to end his sessions with you. 552 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,122 Great. The feeling's mutual. 553 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:20,123 To which I told him 554 00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,458 under no circumstances is he to give up on you. 555 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,919 Mom, why? 556 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,422 Because he's going to fix you. 557 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,967 Whatever is wrong with you, he is going to help me fix it. 558 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,969 There is nothing wrong with me. 559 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,806 I wish you would stop trying to convince me otherwise. 560 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:41,436 -Who are you calling? -Dr. Werthers. I'm calling him back. 561 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,937 Put the phone down. 562 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,856 If you want to help me, then talk to me. 563 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:46,274 Really, just talk to me. 564 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,902 Stop playing this stupid game of telephone with Dr. Werthers. 565 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:54,073 Fine. What would you like to talk about, young lady? 566 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,575 Everything. 567 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:01,456 Starting with how unhappy I think you are. 568 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,626 Unhappy? Me? 569 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,170 You must be. 570 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,842 You don't know what you're talking about, young lady. 571 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:16,554 No, you're right, I don't. So please enlighten me. 572 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:20,516 Tell me why you'd rather foist me off to some quack psychiatrist 573 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,311 than just be honest with me, your own daughter. 574 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,313 What happened? 575 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:29,233 Things didn't always used to be so fraught between us. 576 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,651 Something must have happened. 577 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,237 If this is what you're getting out of the sessions, 578 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,531 then maybe you're right, we should end them. 579 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:39,994 You once told me that you were afraid for me, 580 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,538 afraid of what the world might do to me. 581 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:48,252 But why does it seem like you're afraid of me? 582 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,883 -Oh, Betty-- -Please. 583 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:56,928 Just talk to me, Mom. I'm... 584 00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:59,388 I'm right here. 585 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,767 -I-- -[Hal] What is going on here? 586 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,651 Mom and I are having a conversation, Dad. Can you please leave us? 587 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,861 Leave? This is my house. 588 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,572 And I heard the conversation you were having, Betty. 589 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,698 Enough of it. 590 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,869 This woman... 591 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,206 This woman... 592 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:32,797 is the most wonderful wife and mother in the world. 593 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,008 And the way that you've been acting, you don't deserve her. 594 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,468 -Dad-- -[Hal] Just go to your room. 595 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,804 And do me a favor and stay there. 596 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,724 And you think about what you've put your poor mother through. 597 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,269 -What I've put her through? -[Hal] Yes. 598 00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:49,605 -When all she's done is sacrifice for you. -How? 599 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,276 Somebody, please tell me how. 600 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,028 You know what? Just go to your room, young lady. Now. 601 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,369 [door slams] 602 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:14,589 Mom. 603 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:16,299 Good morning, Elizabeth. 604 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,183 Mom... 605 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,521 I want us to figure out a path forward. 606 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,983 But it is not Dr. Werthers. 607 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,027 No, it's not. 608 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,199 I relieved Dr. Werthers of his duties this morning. 609 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,118 And mercifully, 610 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:47,997 he's decided to not press charges against you for breaking into his office. 611 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,000 That's good. 612 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:57,840 Everything that I have been trying to do my entire life, 613 00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:02,970 sacrificing for you, protecting you, trying to help you... 614 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:07,433 It's obvious you don't want it. 615 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:10,269 So I'm stopping. 616 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,232 You have all the answers. 617 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,692 You know everything. 618 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,571 Seems to me that you don't need a mother anymore. 619 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:21,948 Marvelous. 620 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,075 You don't have one. 621 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,369 What are you saying? 622 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:31,958 I am not your mother anymore. 623 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,506 And you can make your own damn breakfast. 624 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,393 You sure she knows I'm here? It's been half an hour. 625 00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,895 Her phone's been ringing off the hook all day. 626 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,689 I'm sure she'll be down soon. 627 00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,735 [Roth] I was surprised and pleased 628 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,697 to read about your recent box office success in the trades. 629 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,283 I didn't even know there was such a thing as 4D. 630 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:09,036 Yes, well, that's the kind of business the Babylonium is doing these days. 631 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,956 So I was curious if you might wanna reconsider 632 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,543 your decision not to let us screen any of your new releases. 633 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,962 Oh, I'm sure we can work something out. 634 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:21,590 You know, I've always been a fan of Riverdale. 635 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,843 Great town. Superb audiences. 636 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:26,387 It's like no place else, Mr. Roth. 637 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,850 So we'll get that print of East of Eden for the weekend, I take it? 638 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,893 It's already heading your way. 639 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:34,854 Fab. 640 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:38,733 Looking forward to a long, fruitful collaboration, Peter. 641 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,109 Can I call you Peter? 642 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:44,238 All right, Reginald, sorry to have kept you waiting. 643 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,950 -Where's Reggie? -He got tired of waiting. 644 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,535 Left those for you, though. 645 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,038 [pensive music playing] 646 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,721 [lock rattling] 647 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,601 -[Smithers clears throat] -Smithers. 648 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,604 There seems to be something wrong with my lock. 649 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:19,732 I'm afraid, Ms. Veronica, the locks have been changed. 650 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:24,612 Your parents no longer feel that you need or deserve their financial support 651 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:28,199 now that you're such a roaring success. 652 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:32,286 As soon as you have a new address, I'm to move your belongings. 653 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,121 An eye for a crawling eye. 654 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,918 As for my address, I already know where I'll be staying. 655 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,836 In the short term, at least. 656 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,255 [elevator bell dings] 657 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,429 [sighs] 658 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,306 ["Start at the Bottom" playing] 659 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:03,692 ♪ You've got to start at the bottom If you're ever gonna reach the top ♪ 660 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:08,322 ♪ You've gotta watch all the seeds you sow Don't let 'em go to pot ♪ 661 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,242 ♪ You've gotta live by the golden rule ♪ 662 00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:13,744 ♪ Heed what they teach In the Sunday school ♪ 663 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:17,665 ♪ Start at the bottom If you're ever gonna reach the top ♪ 664 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:21,710 ♪ When Jacob climbed his ladder He started at the bottom... ♪ 665 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,087 [ticking] 666 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:24,422 [music continues over speakers] 667 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:30,594 ♪ Start at the bottom If you're ever gonna reach the top ♪ 668 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:34,974 ♪ You've gotta watch all the seeds you sow Don't let 'em go to pot ♪ 669 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:37,101 ♪ You've gotta Live by the golden rule... ♪ 670 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,228 What can I get you this round, Jughead? 671 00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:41,480 Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry? 672 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,815 [sighs] 673 00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,152 I think just the check, Pop. 674 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,825 I've been re-reading all of Mr. Rayberry's work, 675 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:54,618 and I've noticed some recurring themes. 676 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:57,872 Time passes. 677 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,375 Seasons change. 678 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,962 Life moves on, you know? 679 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:12,511 I don't know if I'm done mourning, but I think I'm done wallowing. 680 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,682 Think I'm ready to move on. 681 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,936 I think he'd want me to move on. 682 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:22,688 I'm glad to hear it. 683 00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:32,573 [siren wailing nearby] 684 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:34,950 [car door closes] 685 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,619 [door bells jingling] 686 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:40,956 Jughead, we're still working the Rayberry suicide case. 687 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:44,043 We need your help if we're gonna solve it. 688 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:46,670 [Jughead] So much for moving on. solve it.