1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:05,463 [Jughead] After my encounter with the crazy cat lady 2 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:08,299 down the hall from Mr. Rayberry's, I went back to Sheriff Keller. 3 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,761 But he wasn't buying what I was selling. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,847 Walk me through this again. 5 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:19,477 Mr. Rayberry's neighbor heard milk bottles the night that he was killed. 6 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:24,274 Ethel saw a milkman the night that her parents were murdered. 7 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,568 So if you put two and two together, 8 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,863 I think it's no sweat to say that we have a... 9 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,407 killer milkman at large. 10 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,451 -Do you agree? -Mr. Rayberry killed himself. 11 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,203 -We have established that. -No, you have. I have not. 12 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:42,167 Unless that neighbor said that they saw someone dressed as a milkman, 13 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,377 saw, not heard, 14 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,380 then I am not reopening that case again, Jughead. 15 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,133 So I think it's time that you dropped this. 16 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,427 And don't forget our ban tomorrow night. 17 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,554 Halloween is for kids, all right? 18 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:58,058 It's not for teenagers looking to make trouble. 19 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,478 [radio announcer] Rise and shine, Riverdale. 20 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,397 It's October 29, 1955, 21 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:08,568 which means it's high time to get in the mood for Halloween. 22 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,445 [Jughead] Killer milkman in Riverdale? 23 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,655 Better safe than sorry. 24 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,325 ["Drac's Back" playing] 25 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,288 ♪ Igor's in chains And he's doing it right ♪ 26 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:26,085 ♪ The coffins are open And left in the ground ♪ 27 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,295 ♪ Drac's back ♪ 28 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,924 ♪ Now is the time To really shake them down ♪ 29 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:34,135 ♪ Drac's back, Drac's back ♪ 30 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:38,014 ♪ Drac's looking for his wife All over the hall ♪ 31 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,392 ♪ Vampira, where are you? ♪ 32 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:45,188 ♪ Well, Vampira's getting up And she's raring to go ♪ 33 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,524 ♪ Drac's back, Drac's-- ♪ 34 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:48,858 [record scratches, music stops] 35 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,028 I admit, I usually get a better response 36 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,490 when I pull my witch costume out of the mothballs. 37 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:56,616 What gives? 38 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,327 Well, it's not your costume, Vee. You look... 39 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:02,247 like everything-plus. 40 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,957 It's just, um... 41 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:10,713 Riverdale has a funny relationship with Halloween. 42 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,007 Dare I ask? 43 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,427 Unfortunately, we don't embrace All Hallows' Eve 44 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,012 the same way Greendale does. 45 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,390 We have rules in Riverdale. 46 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,183 Trick-or-treating's for kids. 47 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,811 Teenagers aren't allowed into the streets after sundown. 48 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,104 Why not? 49 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,774 There was a, uh... 50 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,571 A tragedy a few years back on Halloween night. 51 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:39,784 A carload of Riverdale High students were out raising heck, 52 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,453 and they ran off the road. 53 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,958 -They died. All four of them. -Two Vixens, two Bulldogs. 54 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:51,754 So, what are teenagers expected to do on Halloween? 55 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,131 [Fangs] Nothing much. 56 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,048 Stay at home. 57 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,967 Hand out candy to ankle-biters. 58 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,802 My dad and his officers drive around, 59 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,305 make sure no one's cruising the roads, raising Cain. 60 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:03,182 Back home in Duck Creek, we never celebrated Halloween. 61 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,060 But teenagers need Halloween. 62 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:10,607 To dress up in costumes and masks and pretend to be someone else. 63 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,526 To be a kid again, even if it's just for a night. 64 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:18,865 To kiss a girl or a boy in the dark and blame it on the Halloween spirit. 65 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,658 To honor the dead. 66 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,660 The dead? 67 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,162 Back in Los Angeles, 68 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:28,833 my parents used to throw the most lavish costume balls every Halloween night. 69 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,921 Then, afterwards, in the wee hours of November 1st, 70 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,758 we'd all gather around the family altar, just the three of us, 71 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,720 and light votive candles to honor the dead. 72 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,764 And celebrate Día de los Muertos. 73 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,352 It was one of our only family traditions. 74 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,812 And my favorite, by far. 75 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:55,276 In any case, it sounds like our gatekeepers 76 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,653 are trying to put the kibosh 77 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,989 on one of the most phantasmagoric nights of the year. 78 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,492 Little do they know... 79 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,453 Halloween is practically my middle name. 80 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:08,665 And I have every intention of celebrating it. 81 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,877 I mean, really, just when you think this town couldn't get any kookier. 82 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,965 [tense music playing] 83 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,386 Put those milk cartons down! 84 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,637 No! 85 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:29,477 All right, everyone listen. Don't drink fresh milk anymore. 86 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,064 Just drink powdered milk. 87 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,650 -[Betty] Is he okay? -[Archie] I'm not even gonna try... 88 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,115 [Jughead] Ethel, how are you? 89 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,449 I'm okay, Jughead. 90 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,451 I miss you. 91 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,078 I miss school. 92 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,371 Gosh, Ethel. 93 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,916 I don't mean to upset you further, but there's been another murder. 94 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,670 -Do you remember the writer Brad Rayberry? -The guy who wrote November County? 95 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:58,256 -He's your favorite, right? -Yeah, he was. 96 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:02,176 I was working with him, but I suspect that he's part of the Milkman murders. 97 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,762 Or he was killed by a milkman. 98 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,222 Murdered? Why? 99 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,308 Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. 100 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,476 Did your parents have any connection to Rayberry? 101 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,436 No. 102 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,313 This can't be just some big coincidence, can it? 103 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,483 I don't know, Jug. But you know what I have been noodling on? 104 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,484 What? 105 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,528 The Milkman comic book? 106 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,779 The original one? 107 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,491 Maybe whoever wrote it in the first place knows something. 108 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,702 Say, that's a good tip. 109 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:30,121 -I'm gonna look into that-- -Oh, gosh. I gotta go. 110 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,123 Sister Woodhouse is giving me the evil eye, 111 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,208 but hopefully I will see you soon. 112 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,843 I can't believe you've never experienced a real Halloween before, Reg. 113 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,470 Just like any other night. 114 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,640 Wake up early the next morning, same as always. 115 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,642 Does that mean you've never worn a costume? 116 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,269 Or gone trick-or-treating before? 117 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:55,938 I went cow-tipping with my cousins. Does that count? 118 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,482 ["It's a Woman's World" playing] 119 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,150 ♪ Woman's world ♪ 120 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,694 ♪ It's a woman's world ♪ 121 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,114 ♪ When she's in love ♪ 122 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:11,579 ♪ It's a woman's world ♪ 123 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:16,751 ♪ And he's so glad it is ♪ 124 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:22,507 ♪ For when it's hers, it's his ♪ 125 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,716 [Archie] All right, Betty. 126 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,219 Sorry, what? 127 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:31,599 I was just saying, since Reggie hasn't had a real Halloween growing up... 128 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:33,601 why don't we give him one? 129 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,269 Yeah, absolutely. 130 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,981 What is a real Halloween anyhow? 131 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,443 Well, one, trick-or-treating. 132 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,780 Two, visiting a graveyard. 133 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,199 And three... 134 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,494 necking in a haunted house. 135 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,834 All very possible things to do in a town like Riverdale. 136 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,220 [thudding nearby] 137 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,726 The projection room. 138 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,396 At this hour? 139 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,064 [ominous music playing] 140 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,792 And what are you two doing here at the witching hour? 141 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,295 We were just-- 142 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,547 We were on our way home from the Dark Room, 143 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,965 and I forgot my keys earlier, 144 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:48,092 so we were just swinging by to pick them up. 145 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,512 Well-parried, Clay. 146 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,891 What are you doing here? 147 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,479 Some late-night brainstorming. 148 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,063 Oh, and I have good news. 149 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,817 I know exactly what we're going to do for Halloween night. 150 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,738 We're going to host a ghost show here at the Babylonium. 151 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,866 And the powers that be won't be able to object, 152 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:15,786 as technically, we'll be keeping the teenyboppers off the streets. 153 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:20,249 I'm thinking 1920s glam for the dress code. 154 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,668 Ginchy idea, no? 155 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:26,047 Yeah. Um, what's a ghost show? 156 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,508 [sighs] It's a little bit of this, a little bit of that. 157 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:33,346 Monsters, movies, burlesque. 158 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,805 And then at midnight... 159 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,975 we raise the dead. 160 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,652 -[haunting organ music playing] -[Veronica] Hear ye, hear ye. 161 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:48,861 Come one, come all, 162 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,406 to the Babylonium's hair-raising Halloween burlesque and ghost show. 163 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,574 One night only. 164 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,160 -There will be music. -There will be mayhem. 165 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,080 And then, as Halloween gives way to the Day of the Dead, 166 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,415 there will be a resurrection, 167 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,584 as the four Riverdale high students 168 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:07,129 who oh-so tragically died on Halloween night all those years ago 169 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,341 return from the dead before your very eyes. 170 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:14,762 Get your tickets fast, before they vanish without a trace. 171 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,681 -[girl 1] I'll take a ticket. -[girl 2] Me too. 172 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,224 [chattering] 173 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,601 [Jughead] Mr. Fieldstone, 174 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,896 do you remember who wrote the Milkman story inside this issue? 175 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,190 I wanna ask him a couple questions. 176 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,650 Kid, I haven't the foggiest. 177 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:31,487 But most of our Pep Comic freelancers 178 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,698 will be at the annual Halloween office party. 179 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:37,201 Why don't you come by and sniff around? You might find the guy. 180 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,787 Thanks, Mr. Fieldstone. I'll do just that. 181 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:49,088 So, beauty queen, any plans for Halloween? 182 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,633 Because I was thinking we could spend it together. 183 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,219 Veronica's got me roped into her ghost show, 184 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,264 but it would be a gas if you joined in on the fun too. 185 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,768 She's got some sort of floor show planned, complete with a kickline. 186 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,187 That... we would perform? 187 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,148 In front of people? 188 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,441 Yeah. 189 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,443 You and me and Kevin and Clay. 190 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,903 Don't tell me you have stage fright. 191 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,991 No, but it is tradition that I host a sleepover for the Vixens every year. 192 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,159 No big whoop. 193 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,745 I just thought Halloween's the one night of the year 194 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,121 where everyone wears a mask, 195 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:25,958 and people like us, you and me and Kevin and Clay, 196 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,127 we don't have to, you know? 197 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,381 [whistle blowing] 198 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,467 [Frank] All right, fellas. Bring it in. 199 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,385 Just one last thing before we break. 200 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,471 Now, I know Halloween is coming up fast 201 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,223 and it used to be Bulldog tradition to go out wilding. 202 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,225 I have one thing to say. 203 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,852 Don't do it. 204 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,354 Not on my watch. 205 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,646 Understood? 206 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,440 Understood? 207 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,566 [all] Yes, coach! 208 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,692 All right, then. 209 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,781 Bravo. 210 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,867 Gold star, fellas. Even I almost believed you. 211 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:03,829 -What are you bugging about, Julian? -It's Halloween, Andrews. 212 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,208 Of course the Bulldogs are going wilding, despite what coach says. 213 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,125 Count me out. 214 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,670 I'm playing the ghost show at the Babylonium. 215 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,546 -No one asked you, greaser. -[Fangs scoffs] 216 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,548 What about you two? 217 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,135 -You coming or what? -No, I'm gonna sit this one out. 218 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,013 I promised my folks I wouldn't cause trouble in Riverdale. 219 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,264 Good God, Mantle. 220 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,891 Let me know when you grow a pair. 221 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,602 For those of you who actually care about tradition 222 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:30,523 and aren't namby-pamby cream puffs, we're meeting tomorrow night. 223 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,024 School parking lot. 224 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:33,692 At sundown. 225 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,112 [barking] 226 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,661 I still can't fathom that Reggie's never celebrated Halloween. 227 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,745 Go figure. 228 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,040 That's why Archie and I are showing him what it's like. 229 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:52,962 In that case, you're excused from my phantasmagoria at the Babylonium. 230 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,965 But tell me, Betty, what's your skin in this game? 231 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,050 Because I'm sensing you have some. 232 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:02,972 Well, I used to get butterflies for Archie. 233 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,181 I still do. 234 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,144 But now I think I'm also getting them for Reggie. 235 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,520 You know... 236 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,774 you should use Halloween night 237 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,695 to figure out which way your love compass is truly pointing. 238 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,197 And then? 239 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,950 And then let the spirit move you. 240 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,120 And then tell me all about it the next day. 241 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:32,585 So, Cheryl, I've been thinking about tomorrow's slumber party. 242 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,504 I think you and the girls, instead of sleeping in your bedroom, 243 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,506 should decamp to the grand hall. 244 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,216 It's more open. 245 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,845 Less opportunity for inappropriate hanky-panky. 246 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,097 Yuck, Mother. I'm trying to eat here. 247 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,938 Just make sure that's good and secure, boys. 248 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,274 I don't want any lawsuits on my hands. 249 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,026 Wise words, Veronica. 250 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,361 Mrs. Cooper. 251 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:04,366 What a lovely yet unexpected surprise. 252 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,202 -Mm. -What can I do for you? 253 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,413 I was in the neighborhood. Just thought I would pop in. 254 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,584 How are ticket sales going for your little ghost show? 255 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,835 Briskly. 256 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,837 We should be sold out. 257 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,130 [Alice] You're new in town. 258 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,258 But this is how we celebrate Halloween in Riverdale. 259 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,553 Everyone stays home and watches Mr. Cooper and I 260 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,348 host Shock Theater on RIVW. 261 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,725 We dress up in singed clothes, 262 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,645 and we introduce old horror flicks. 263 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,813 We have a little banter in between. 264 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,148 It's quite the event. 265 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,067 We really gives families a tickle. 266 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:42,738 Well, we're not really expecting a family crowd. 267 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,991 More... teenagers. 268 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,201 Exclusively. 269 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,370 You like to cause trouble, don't you, Veronica? 270 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,289 You're a natural-born rabble-rouser. 271 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,582 I can tell. 272 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:58,128 At any rate, I will allow this little ghost show to happen. 273 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,048 It's not gonna affect our ratings. 274 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,969 But I want you to know, young lady, you've been put on notice. 275 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,102 [door slams] 276 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,401 [loud clang nearby] 277 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,902 [approaching footsteps] 278 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,821 [ominous music playing] 279 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,131 [panting] 280 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,341 Ethel. 281 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,895 How in the heck did you escape the Sisters of Quiet Mercy? 282 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,982 I started hearing about secret tunnels beneath the nunnery 283 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,108 right when I got there. 284 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,612 Spent every free moment I had looking for them. 285 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,447 Found them a couple days ago. 286 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,535 It was your call that gave me the push I needed to make a break for it. 287 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,707 I really couldn't... 288 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,294 bear to be there for another second. 289 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:25,799 The sisters are cruel and abusive. 290 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,636 Well, they'll probably come looking for you. 291 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,599 -What's your plan? -My birthday's in a couple months. 292 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,352 Once I'm 18, I won't be a ward of the state anymore, 293 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,020 and I can live on my own. 294 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,105 I just need to make it until then. 295 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:44,318 Where are you gonna hide in the meantime? This place isn't exactly safe, Ethel. 296 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,528 It got ransacked by John Law, remember? 297 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,949 But I do know a place that you could stay. 298 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,785 It's Mr. Rayberry's apartment. 299 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:56,789 It's still empty, and he's got rent paid until the end of the year. 300 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,416 As long as staying in a dead guy's apartment 301 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,168 doesn't give you the heebie-jeebies. 302 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:04,964 -Could be haunted. -I would rather ghosts than the sisters. 303 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,383 Then you're made in the shade. 304 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,470 And I can get you a cheap Halloween mask so you can walk the streets incognito. 305 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,264 Once we get to the party, you won't have to worry. 306 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,184 And you can help me suss out who wrote that Milkman comic. 307 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,143 How's that sound? 308 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,152 Yes, Midge? 309 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,362 How can I help you? 310 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,657 [sighs] Do you have a special request for the sleepover? 311 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,327 Um, that's the thing. I... 312 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:40,624 I wanted to see if I might be excused from the slumber party. 313 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,503 You see, Fangs is performing at Veronica's ghost show 314 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,256 and it would be gangbusters to see him. 315 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,093 Midge, with all due respect to your greaser boyfriend, 316 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,720 this is a Vixen tradition. 317 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,471 The center must hold. 318 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,598 Of course. 319 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,475 I figured as much. 320 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,270 But I had to at least try. 321 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,315 Wait. 322 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,610 As it happens, 323 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,239 I, too, am intrigued by Veronica's midnight burlesque. 324 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:17,786 So if I asked Evelyn to host the slumber party, 325 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,663 and you know that witchy witch would, 326 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:23,041 and we went to the Babylonium... 327 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:30,174 we can never, ever speak of what we did or saw at the ghost show. 328 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,843 I'd be okay with that. 329 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,680 I'm good at keeping secrets. 330 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,308 Me, too, dear Midge. 331 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:46,148 Perhaps it's time we both confide in each other. 332 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,485 Maybe on Halloween night, 333 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,361 after the festivities? 334 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,157 I'm on pins and needles. 335 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,497 [Featherhead] Mr. Jones. 336 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:05,000 Are you aware that your friend Ethel Muggs went missing last night? 337 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,878 She escaped from the Sisters of Quiet Mercy. 338 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,171 Ain't that a bite? 339 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,382 No. No, I had no idea. 340 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,636 So if we searched your train car, she wouldn't be there? 341 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,429 Please, go ahead. Door's unlocked. 342 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,308 Uh, but if you could just not trash it like you did last time. 343 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,852 The place is practically the Waldorf now. 344 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,521 Can I go? 345 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,941 ["Spooksville" playing] 346 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,614 Dang. 347 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,034 -Your mom's costume work is top notch. -Yeah. 348 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,997 She was keen to do it. Started to get the weeps 'cause she said 349 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,334 it was probably the last time she'll be sewing Halloween costumes. 350 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,670 [chuckles] Until she has grandkids. 351 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,800 -Hey, what do you think Betty's going as? -Maybe a princess? 352 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,096 Or... Rosie the Riveter. 353 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,559 Man, I can't believe how much she knows about fixing up cars. 354 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,563 Yeah, how'd that happen anyway? 355 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,982 Her fixing your jalopy? 356 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,569 Did you ask, or did she offer? 357 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,445 No, she offered, but the truth is, 358 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:19,116 I was kind of getting vibes off her, you know? 359 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,368 Vibrations. 360 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,496 Well, trust me, I know. 361 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,292 If I'm being honest, I've been getting vibes from Betty 362 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,711 since way before you got to town, so... 363 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,172 And I still am. 364 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,681 You don't think Betty wants to make it with one of us tonight, do you? 365 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,101 I hadn't considered that, but... 366 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,397 she ain't blind. 367 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:58,780 Well, she might wanna get with me, Reg. Like I said, we do have a history. 368 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,700 Yeah. 369 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,493 Well... 370 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,497 Let's make a pact, then. 371 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,084 If something goes on between Betty and one of us, 372 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,296 as soon as we start feeling which way she's leaning, 373 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,299 then the other guy peels off and vamooses. 374 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,426 What do you say? 375 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,847 You got yourself a deal there, Buck Rogers. 376 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,435 ["Voodoo Drums" playing] 377 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,107 [chattering] 378 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,319 -♪ Voodoo drum ♪ -♪ Voodoo drum ♪ 379 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,739 -♪ Beating in my heart ♪ -♪ Beating in my heart ♪ 380 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:44,159 ♪ Telling me I'll never leave my island ♪ 381 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,038 ♪ Telling me I'll never leave my island ♪ 382 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,666 [Bernie] Jughead! 383 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,420 Welcome to the Madhouse of Mystery. 384 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,632 Who's your friend? Or should I say "fiend"? 385 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:02,052 Bernie, this is Ethel. You may have met. She's been here a couple times. 386 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,013 -Hi. Happy Halloween. -And to you. 387 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,308 Get yourself a snootful and settle in. 388 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,852 It's gonna be a crazy night. 389 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,525 Okay, let's enter the fray. 390 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,736 Ask around, see if anyone knows about the origin of the Milkman comic. 391 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:26,243 Good evening, ghouls and boils, 392 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:31,915 to what I'm sure will be the most electrifying night of your life. 393 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,000 [Hal] I'm your host... 394 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,502 Thanks for volunteering to be our kid tonight, Dilton. 395 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,422 You're really going above and beyond your duties as water boy. 396 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,840 It's no sweat, fellas. 397 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,759 It's kind of hard to say no to a girl like Betty. 398 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,219 [folk music playing] 399 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:49,349 ♪ Oh, I knew somehow ♪ 400 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,019 ♪ Someone to plead ♪ 401 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:57,149 ♪ I need you desperately... ♪ 402 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,567 Well, boys. 403 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,569 How do I look? 404 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,865 Wow. Gee whiz, Betty. 405 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,575 You look tremendous. 406 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,493 Ring the bell. I'm knocked out. 407 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,748 -Who are you supposed to be? -Goldilocks, of course. 408 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:18,295 You know, she couldn't decide on a bed, so she tried all three. 409 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,760 Shall we head out and see where the night takes us? 410 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,145 A doctor of dentistry. 411 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,315 Oh, what are you complaining about? 412 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,278 ["Dead" playing] 413 00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:47,365 [doorbell rings] 414 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,203 [all] Trick or treat! 415 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,792 ♪ I saw a ghost and zombies Lookin' very much alive ♪ 416 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,668 ♪ I was alone and bewildered... ♪ 417 00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,836 [Julian whooping] 418 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,088 [boy 1] Come on! 419 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,049 [boy 2] Yeah! 420 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,926 [whooping and cheering] 421 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,844 [tires screeching] 422 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,596 That's it. I'm going home. 423 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,972 [Reggie] Wait, Dilton. 424 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,974 We're just getting started. 425 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,851 I'm dressed as a pumpkin head. 426 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,230 And Julian and those clowns have baseball bats. 427 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,356 I'm doneski. 428 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:20,732 It's okay, Dilton. 429 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,110 You've been a swell sport tonight. You can go home. 430 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,737 Yeah, we've got a cemetery to get to anyhow. 431 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,366 [band playing rock music] 432 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,412 [cheering and chattering] 433 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,931 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 434 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,225 ♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪ 435 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,435 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 436 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,646 ♪ But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ 437 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,940 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 438 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,151 ♪ You could be headed for serious strife ♪ 439 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,403 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 440 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,196 ♪ But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ 441 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,781 ♪ People listen attentively ♪ 442 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,700 ♪ I mean about future calamity... ♪ 443 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,743 -You made the scene. -As promised. 444 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,871 Well, you look fab as a flapper. 445 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,206 How did it shake out with the rest of the Vixens? 446 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,916 As far as anyone else is concerned, 447 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,377 Midge and I have been stricken with 24-hour influenza 448 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,837 and we're self-quarantining. 449 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,716 Well, it means a lot to me that you came and are willing to perform. 450 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,384 Veronica's over the moon about it. 451 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,219 So am I. 452 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,055 Well, as you say, it's Halloween. 453 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,933 If we can't let our masks slip tonight, when can we? 454 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,102 Come on. Let's get you ready. 455 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,315 ♪ Teeth are extruded And bones are ground ♪ 456 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,734 ♪ And baked into cakes Which are passed around ♪ 457 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,861 ['50s rock music playing] 458 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:49,863 [chattering] 459 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,701 So, Randall, you didn't write The Milkman Cometh? 460 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,870 No, but I sure wish I had. 461 00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:58,663 Best story Pep published last year. 462 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:01,291 Sorry I can't be more help. 463 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,543 Jonah, did you write The Milkman Cometh? 464 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,794 No, and between us, 465 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,047 I didn't think it was such great shakes, either. 466 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:11,509 Did you write The Milkman Cometh? Or do you know who did? 467 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,512 The Milkman? Yeah, that was one of Ted's stories. 468 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,932 -Ted? -Ted Sullivan, a journeyman writer. 469 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,058 Ted? 470 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,434 Ted Sullivan? 471 00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:21,937 -Is he here? -Uh, no. 472 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,104 Ted's dead. 473 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,482 A few weeks after his Milkman story was published, 474 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,442 they found him kaput in his apartment. 475 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:28,693 Dead? 476 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,112 -How? -Hung himself. 477 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:35,075 Left a note saying he'd never write another story as good as the Milkman one. 478 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:36,534 It's a metaphor. 479 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,994 A critique of America. 480 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,747 It's saying that the enemy is us. 481 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:41,915 What are you talking about? 482 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,921 The enemy is here, at home. 483 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,131 It's not Mother Russia. 484 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,926 It's not the Communists. It's not the Axis of Evil. 485 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,427 It's us. 486 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,221 We're the enemies. 487 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,975 Wholesome, conforming, homogenous America. 488 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,518 [tense music playing] 489 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,563 [both mimicking wolves howling] 490 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,699 You know why wolves howl, don't you? 491 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,409 To attract a mate. 492 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:18,994 And how do you know that? 493 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,372 We've got lots of wolves in Duck Creek. 494 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,082 Packs and packs of them. 495 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,212 Well, it must have made it... 496 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,549 pretty scary growing up there. 497 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,467 More like exciting. 498 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,096 Though they never caused me any trouble. 499 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:43,935 Maybe because they recognized a fellow... alpha. 500 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,565 Is that what you think you are? 501 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,900 An alpha? 502 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,861 -Uh... -[vehicle approaching] 503 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:54,654 [Julian whooping] 504 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,366 Damn, Julian and his goons are still out. 505 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,745 Well, that's not good. 506 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,541 Wonder where the rest of our wolf pack is. 507 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,634 Gosh, Archie. I'm so sorry. 508 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:20,263 -I didn't even think about the fact that-- -That's okay. I'm okay. 509 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:25,226 I was thinking about how my mom and dad used to take us trick-or-treating. 510 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,229 -You remember that? -Of course. 511 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,274 You remember the year we dressed as Becky Thatcher and Tom Sawyer? 512 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,734 Yeah, of course I do. 513 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:33,943 I went barefoot. 514 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,653 I stepped on a nail. 515 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:38,698 Right. 516 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,286 We've been friends for a really long time. 517 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:46,873 Yeah, we have been. 518 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,585 Feels like I've known you my entire life. 519 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,465 I feel the same way. 520 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,181 [Reggie] Hey. 521 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,267 So where's this haunted house, anyway? 522 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,939 Well, come on, and let me show you the way. 523 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,649 If you're brave enough. 524 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,873 [Archie] So this is where it happened. 525 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,876 The murder you guys were telling me about? 526 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:33,795 Yes. 527 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,966 It's hard to imagine your life ending so... 528 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,510 suddenly. 529 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,137 Violently. 530 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,765 My dad used to say, "Seize the day." 531 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,269 Like, is your next moment gonna be your last before the big chill? 532 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:53,857 I'm gonna go see if there's any 11-Up in the refrigerator. 533 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,277 [Archie clears throat] 534 00:28:58,862 --> 00:28:59,863 Hey. 535 00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,699 I'm gonna cut out of here. 536 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,118 No, you don't have to do that. 537 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,494 Come on, Andrews. 538 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:10,123 I saw you two in the cemetery holding hands. 539 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:13,418 You don't need a seismograph to pick up those vibrations. 540 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,545 Okay, Reg. If you say so. 541 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:17,130 I do. 542 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:22,886 [Betty] Well, they're warm, 543 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:26,848 but I found some orange sodas in the icebox. 544 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,349 Where'd Reggie go? 545 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,852 Oh. Got tired. 546 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:32,437 Called it a night. 547 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,355 That's too bad. 548 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,150 Yeah. 549 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:38,193 Isn't it? 550 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,364 Gals and ghouls, thank you all for coming out tonight. 551 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:46,576 In just a few minutes, we'll be screening our midnight feature, 552 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:50,413 Frankenstein, starring my godfather Boris Karloff. 553 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,873 But before we do that, 554 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,627 you were all promised a resurrection tonight, and a floor show. 555 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:56,544 [cheering] 556 00:29:56,628 --> 00:30:01,049 Well, Veronica Lodge, or should I say Victoria Frankenstein, 557 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,009 keeps her promises. 558 00:30:03,092 --> 00:30:04,385 So without further ado, 559 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:10,391 I give you the electrifying return of the four dead Riverdale High students, 560 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,559 so enjoy. 561 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,354 And don't dream it, friends. 562 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,105 Be it. 563 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,358 -[rock music playing] -[crowd cheering] 564 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:23,238 ♪ It was great when it all began ♪ 565 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,950 ♪ I was a regular Frankie fan ♪ 566 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:30,620 ♪ But it was over when he had the plan ♪ 567 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:34,457 ♪ To start working on a muscle man ♪ 568 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:38,002 ♪ Now the only thing that gives me hope ♪ 569 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,756 ♪ Is my love of a certain dope ♪ 570 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:47,303 ♪ Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain ♪ 571 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,934 ♪ I am just seven hours old ♪ 572 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,688 ♪ Truly beautiful to behold ♪ 573 00:30:56,771 --> 00:31:00,316 ♪ And somebody should be told ♪ 574 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,361 ♪ My libido hasn't been controlled ♪ 575 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:07,740 ♪ Now the only thing I've come to trust ♪ 576 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:10,952 ♪ Is an orgasmic rush of lust ♪ 577 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:16,541 ♪ Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain ♪ 578 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,501 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 579 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,964 ♪ It's beyond me ♪ 580 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:26,676 ♪ Help me, Mommy ♪ 581 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,305 ♪ It'll be good, you'll see ♪ 582 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:34,183 ♪ Take this dream away ♪ 583 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,810 ♪ What's this? ♪ 584 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,395 ♪ Let's see ♪ 585 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:41,232 ♪ I feel sexy ♪ 586 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:45,069 ♪ What's come over me? ♪ 587 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:49,032 ♪ Here it comes again ♪ 588 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:54,412 ♪ I feel released ♪ 589 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:57,665 ♪ Bad times deceased ♪ 590 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:01,544 ♪ My confidence has increased ♪ 591 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:05,214 ♪ Reality is here ♪ 592 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,927 ♪ The game has been disbanded ♪ 593 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:12,347 ♪ My mind has been expanded ♪ 594 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:16,267 ♪ It's a gas that Frankie's landed ♪ 595 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:22,857 ♪ His lust is so sincere ♪ 596 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,026 [crowd cheering] 597 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:36,746 ♪ What ever happened to Fay Wray? ♪ 598 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:42,377 ♪ That delicate, satin draped frame ♪ 599 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:47,590 ♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪ 600 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:53,054 ♪ How I started to cry ♪ 601 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:57,016 ♪ 'Cause I wanted to be dressed ♪ 602 00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:01,312 ♪ Just the same ♪ 603 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,564 ♪ Give yourself over ♪ 604 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:07,652 ♪ To absolute pleasure ♪ 605 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:12,573 ♪ Swim the warm waters Of sins of the flesh ♪ 606 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:16,160 ♪ Erotic nightmares ♪ 607 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:19,622 ♪ Beyond any measure ♪ 608 00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,375 ♪ And sensual daydreams ♪ 609 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:26,838 ♪ To treasure forever ♪ 610 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:31,300 ♪ Can't you just see it? ♪ 611 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:36,848 ♪ Whoa ♪ 612 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,643 [all] ♪ Don't dream it ♪ 613 00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:44,188 ♪ Be it ♪ 614 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:47,233 ♪ Don't dream it ♪ 615 00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:50,194 ♪ Be it ♪ 616 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:53,322 [Kevin] ♪ It's beyond me ♪ 617 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,325 ♪ Help me, Mommy ♪ 618 00:33:56,409 --> 00:34:03,416 ♪ God bless Lilly Saint Cyr ♪ 619 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,835 [cheering] 620 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,010 -[vehicle approaching] -[ominous music playing] 621 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,522 [Julian] Well, well, well. 622 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:30,318 If it isn't Mantle the Magnificent. 623 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,028 I'm just walking home, Julian. 624 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,529 Oh, come on. 625 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,074 Don't be such a stick in the mud. 626 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,161 We're going across the bridge to Greendale to raise some hell. Hop in. 627 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,371 Come on. Join the fun. 628 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,959 Unless you've got something better to do. 629 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,755 -Move over. -[Julian chuckles] 630 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,715 [Julian] Attaboy. 631 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:06,771 Well, here we are, I guess. 632 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:10,191 Here we are. Just the two of us. 633 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,073 -I'm really nervous. -[Betty chuckles] 634 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,326 I think I wanna kiss you. 635 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,579 I feel exactly the same way. 636 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,880 [bottles clanking] 637 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,550 [ominous music playing] 638 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:36,634 [gasps] Oh, my God! 639 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,511 -What is it? -There's someone out there. 640 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,474 There's no one. What did he look like? 641 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,103 This is gonna sound loony tunes, but he looked like... a milkman? 642 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:50,815 -A milkman? -Let's just go, Arch. Let's go. 643 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,819 All right. Let's punch it. 644 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,038 Well, gents. 645 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,916 Looks like we had ourselves a smashing success. 646 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,001 For the ages. 647 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:12,837 I was in on the gag, and even I had goose pimples. 648 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,213 All of which makes me think. 649 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:18,342 What if we institute a weekly midnight movie? 650 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:21,721 A monster flick, or something fun and campy. 651 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,139 It sounds like a gas. 652 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,933 But, uh, Veronica... 653 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,561 Kevin and I, we, um... 654 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,064 wanted to talk to you about something. 655 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,108 Oh. 656 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:35,693 What's that? 657 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,780 How long have you been living at the Babylonium? 658 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,532 And why? 659 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,076 Is it trouble with your parents? 660 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,165 Look at you two Hardy Boys. 661 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:52,627 All right. You fellas got wise to me. 662 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,671 I am staying here. 663 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,174 But there isn't a problem. 664 00:36:58,257 --> 00:36:59,592 There's nothing wrong. 665 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:04,347 The Pembrooke is merely undergoing renovations. 666 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,264 That's all. 667 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:08,267 I'll be back in my regular digs before Thanksgiving. 668 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,435 Now skedaddle. 669 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,569 And truly, everything's peachy. 670 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:25,076 [Cheryl] Midge, Fangs. 671 00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,329 I don't know what to say about your happy news except congratulations. 672 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:31,916 Oh, Cheryl. I've been dying to tell you the truth for ages. 673 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,085 Well, of course, your secret is safe with me. 674 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,671 Not to take anything away from my honey bun, 675 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:40,132 but you two had a pretty big moment during the floor show. 676 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,093 That was some kiss. 677 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:44,762 Yeah, I'm not complaining, but it was pretty brazen, Cheryl. 678 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,764 If I'm ever challenged about it, 679 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:51,143 I will simply explain that I was possessed by the Halloween spirit. 680 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,939 Can I just say that I'm really happy that us four put our masks away, 681 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:57,525 even if it was only for one short, magical night? 682 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,487 I wholeheartedly concur. 683 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,286 [ominous music playing] 684 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:18,796 Well, despite our bogeyman ending, 685 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,842 this was the best Halloween of my entire life, Betty Cooper. 686 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:23,926 Mine too. 687 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:31,851 [Alice] Elizabeth! 688 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:33,728 Mrs. Cooper? 689 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,271 Why are you out so late? 690 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,482 Mom, I thought you weren't my mother anymore. 691 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:40,901 I'm not, but you still live in this house, 692 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,529 so get your butt inside right this instant. 693 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:51,662 Bye. 694 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:52,580 Get. 695 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,756 ["Envenename los Labios" playing on record player] 696 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,337 [sighs] 697 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,988 Do you wanna come in? 698 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,742 Oh, I would, but I'm pretty tuckered out. 699 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,161 Plus, I haven't fed Hot Dog, so I'll just see you tomorrow. 700 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,956 Or later today, I guess. 701 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,084 Is that hunky-dory? 702 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:21,919 Yeah. 703 00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:23,879 Sure. 704 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,339 Good night, Jug. 705 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,424 Good night. 706 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,769 [ominous music playing] 707 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:43,524 [door opens] 708 00:40:45,192 --> 00:40:48,529 -Oh. I thought you were the milkman. -Milkman? 709 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,824 I heard his bottles earlier today. I thought he might have come back. 710 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:53,659 You heard his...? 711 00:40:58,581 --> 00:40:59,623 Ethel? 712 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,419 [grunting] 713 00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:11,051 Jeepers. 714 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,935 I told everyone it was a milkman. 715 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,356 [Frank] Archie. 716 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,649 Archie, wake up. 717 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,193 Archie, wake up. 718 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,362 Come on. Get dressed. 719 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,739 Uncle Frank. 720 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:32,907 What's wrong? 721 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,491 There's been some kind of accident. 722 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:38,621 A car full of Bulldogs went off the bridge and into Sweetwater River. 723 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,914 [suspenseful music playing] 724 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,666 Well, is--? Are there any survivors? 725 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,418 We don't know yet. 726 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:49,215 [suspenseful music swells] urvivors?