Previously on Z Nation...
I'm gonna go give him a piece of this pie.
Rrrrr!
Party's over, everyone. Time to go.
Murphy, is that your pie girl?
- Pie girl? - Pie girl.
- Boy, is she pregnant. - Pregnant?
Yeah, like, 10 months pregnant.
Daddy?! He's here, baba.
Daddy's here.
Wisconsin Cheese Day Parade?
You betcha!
Hey. I thought you control these things.
Not that many.
And not for you.
Whoa, wait a minute. Is that cheese?
No way!
The world's biggest wheel of cheese!
It's not real, Doc. Come on! We got to go! Puppies and kittens!
- No, it is real! - Hey.
Hey, come on. Let's go. We got to move.
- Hey, let's go. - She's not moving.
Got an idea. Out of my way, Doc.
- I need that cheese. - Oh, come on, Warren.
Can't a man eat a giant cheese wheel in peace?
No. Remember Philly?
Oh, no.
Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
- I am. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, OK. - Way to be my girl.
- Thanks. - I got it.
- What happened in Philly? - You'll see.
- Alright. - You ready?
One, two, three!
Damn.
- How long you think it'll go? - Could go a while.
I'm pretty sure it's all downhill
from here to the Mississippi.
Now, it's time to go.
If anybody asks...
We were nowhere near Wisconsin.
OK. You got it?
♪ Have mercy... ♪
♪ Oh, have mercy. ♪
♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'
♪ Keep that cheese a-rollin'... ♪
Warren, we need to pull over.
Well, aren't you gonna at least talk to her?
Come on, Murphy. She don't bite.
We all know that's not true.
OK.
Hi.
What's their story?
Huh!
What happens in weird zombie apocalypse community
stays in weird zombie apocalypse community.
Yeah. Been there.
- She wants you. - So?
So, she says that talking to you makes her feel better
and that she can't get in the car
unless you make her feel better.
No.
- Murphy. - What?
Play nice.
And then there was this guy, and he was like,
"I used to be a cage fighter. I beat a 7-foot Samoan.
"I can beat Mike Tyson in a bar fight.
"I can beat any zombie you bitches throw at us."
And we were like, "What about a bear, huh? Ugh!
"What about a zombie bear?"
But he couldn't.
He couldn't beat a zombie bear.
'Cause the bear was like, "Rrrrrr! I'm a bear!"
Then he was like... Like that!
Like that! Like that!
He was like, "Blah, blah, blah!"
- This cannot go on. - I know.
- Can't we just leave her? - No, we can't.
We got to find a safe place for her and your baby.
Anything happens to you, that kid is Plan B.
Plan B?
What exactly are you planning on doing with it?
How we doing back here?
Actually, um, do you have anything to eat? I am starving.
Used to be a decent-size Mennonite community
just south-east of here, pretty remote and isolated.
Passed through here a few months ago.
They were still safe, then. Good chance they still are.
I'll take that chance.
Get back! Get back!
- Got 'em. - What do you see?
Couple of guys in hunting caps.
One seriously pissed-off-looking girl with...
She's got my same gun.
- Well, why's she shooting at us? - I don't know.
Maybe it has something to do with this nice Zero ride we got.
Can't imagine our Mexican friends are too popular
around here.
Winged one.
OK. I'm thinking...
10K and Addy, you guys lay down some cover fire.
And we'll flank them around...
You dirt-eating bastards!
You filthy goat-loving whores!
There is a baby on board here!
A mother-loving baby!
I am going to rip off your arms and saw off your head!
Yeah. That's what I thought.
People are so rude.
I'm starting to like this girl.
Yeah.
I think it's time for a new vehicle.
So I was thinking as soon as she can walk,
I can teach her karate, I mean, the girl's got kick on her.
You totally felt that, right?
And she isn't that bad with a punch either.
Plus there's all these awesome weapons she could learn about.
She could have a bo staff or a sword. She'd be amazing.
OK, so they did shoot at us, but...
Hey, they left us this nifty ride and a half-eaten hamburger
that hasn't degraded in four years.
Oh, me, me, me, me. Please, please.
- You want this? - Oh, baby wants it.
Well, if baby wants it...
Rowr!
Now, how close is this Mennonite place again?
Close. Just... drive.
Well, we've seen Amish zombies, Mormon zombies.
We get Mennonite zombies, we got ourselves a trifecta.
Something must've happened here.
Barn didn't look that way six months ago.
Wait a minute. There's some livestock. That's a good sign.
Yeah, well, we're not going in there blind.
So, Vasquez, you take the north fence. 10K, you go south.
Addy and I got overwatch. Be back in 20.
Fine. I'll just take a nap.
Hey!
No, it's OK! It's OK! I'm not a zombie!
Schvot doot! Schvot doot!
Schvot doot!
Hey!
Hey! Hello?
Anybody?
I'm not trying to hurt you!
Somebody in our group needs some help.
It's a safe place to stay. That's all.
Hello?!
We got 10K.
- Vasquez? - Not yet.
Well?
Yeah, there's still people here. But they ran away from me.
- Zombies? - The usual.
Oh, there's also zombie sheep.
Zombie sheep?
- Why not? - What's all that?
Uh... came out of a Z's head when I killed it.
I don't know. Maybe powdered brains?
Wash that crap off.
Who knows what kind of zombie cooties are in there?
- Are we going in or what? - Yeah, but carefully.
Something about this doesn't feel right.
Never stopped us before.
I haven't felt right since 1973.
- What happened to you? - A few Zs.
- I found this. - What is it?
Cured ham.
Maybe mutton.
And for you...
strawberry jam.
Top five missed foods, right?
Thanks.
Now you're finding food? How are you always finding this stuff?
Well, he found the key to my heart. Smoked pig.
Why don't you have white powder on you?
White powder?
Wait, wait, wait!
Pull back! Pull back! Come on! Get out of there!
10K!
Behind you! Heads up!
- You English should not be here. - We're not staying.
One of our people... She needs a place to have her baby.
Uh, can I talk to a leader? An elder?
No, no. I am leader now. All elders are dead.
And it is not safe for you here.
The white powder.
We have anthrax here.
Alright, folks, time to go. There's no room at this inn.
Uh, sorry for your trouble.
Everyone has troubles these days.
Ain't that the truth?
10K.Hey
- Oh, man, he's burning up. - He has it.
This disease.
- We gotta get him out of here. - And take him where?
I dunno- someplace without anthrax
or anthrax zombies or anthrax sheep.
What he needs is antibiotics. You got any of those?
Yeah, maybe.
Excuse me. I gotta get to...
- Oh! - What the hell was that?
Water broke, daddy-o.
Well, don't just stand there. Fix it!
It's all good. Won't be long now, Papa.
- What's she giving him? - Cipro. From the next farm over.
They use it for the animals, but it will help.
Well, why's she only giving him half a pill?
We must have enough for everyone.
Enough for everyone to recover?
I know what you're thinking, Papa.
It is not the ideal time to start a family.
But is there ever really a good time?
I mean, yeah, sure, there are zombies.
But there used to be Russians and... and nuclear weapons
and terrorists and everything, so...
If you really think about it, not much has changed.
I mean, we should consider ourselves as pioneers,
exploring the frontiers of...
- You gotta help her. - How?
We need Doc. Um...
Sorry, can we get our... Doc?
Um... beard.
Suspenders.
That was intense.
We got a little monster in there.
I'm just kidding. Just kidding. I'm just kidding.
- Come on. It's OK. - Can you rub my back?
- Rub your back? - Alright. Do it.
- Rub, rub, rub. - Do it.
Harder!
We need to talk about your boy.
He won't make it in there.
They don't have enough Cipro to cure all of their people.
Rationing their supply only means slowing down death.
But unless they pick some of them to live...
And 10K is not even one of 'em.
Any towns nearby?
A few.
Doc!
Most towns are on Route 22.
Which means most have been picked over by now.
Mr Epp, at the next farm, he found supplies in Edgewood.
Not so many English know this town,
and there is a small pharmacy there.
- Why haven't you gone? - Too far.
Too dangerous without a buggy.
We lost our horses to the schvot doot.
Well, Vasquez and I can take the truck.
Good. And I'll be here for the Second Coming.
I can go with you?
This town is not easy to find, and maybe there are also
things useful for my community.
OK. Yeah. Sure. Um...
You navigate. I got shotgun.
Ja, ja, good. Shotgun is good for schvot doot.
Schvot doot?
Uh...
- Oh, zombies. - Zombies?
Yeah.
That is also good for zombies.
Oh, yes. very good.
Wanna try?
Oh...
Go on.
Ja.
Knock yourself out.
You coming?
OK. Now, here's what you do.
It's just like blowing up a balloon, right?
Just take quick, short breaths.
Doc!
What are you doing? You gotta help her!
That's all I got, man!
OK. That's it. That's it.
You gotta let it out, baby.
Just let it out.
Yeah.
Hey, Doc. Come on. Don't worry. It's a natural process.
Come on. It'll all take care of itself. OK?
Honey, I'm home!
Zombies?
Hey.
You know, I lost my last pen.
Four years ago.
But, hey, you never know.
Emergency trach or something.
You guys do a lot of those?
Um... yeah, one or two.
Oh, um...
Those are for sex.
I know.
Oh. I'm... I'm sorry.
You don't have to be married?
Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
I...I wanted to, but... Well, I never tried.
The...
Apocalypse.
Um...
end of days.
Ah, yes. End of many things.
Now... no woman wants married, so...
Yeah. Apocalypse. Total cock block, right?
Addy.
Cock block?
Is he...
Hey. Whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey. It's OK. It's OK.
- You're not zombies. - We're not zombies.
You're not zombies. You're alive.
- Yes, we're alive. - OK.
- Then you gotta help me, OK? - OK.
You gotta kill me.
Please?
You gotta kill me, OK? Because I want to die.
So if you could just...
- Oh... - Hey, you, um...
- You take everything in here? - Yeah.
Everything that was left. It just wasn't enough.
And so, um... I can't do this anymore, man.
It just, it... It hurts too much. So...
It's OK.
I...l... l get it. I'm sorry. But, um...
We... we can't. We don't do that.
- You can't? But if you just... - Whoa, hey! Back up, man.
Or what, man?
Just shoot me.
- Will you? - Don't do that.
- You killed him. - Look, we had to.
You killed him.
Self-defence.
I wouldn't have killed him, he would've killed me.
You believe it is better to kill than to die?
It's just what we have to do now.
Is it?
Don't worry about him. You keep breathing, sweetheart.
Do you really think that this is helping?
Well, I feel good about it. It's way more peaceful. Less violent.
Ooh, I'm sorry, booboo. I got carried away.
Don't you worry your pretty little head.
Doc.
I don't feel so good. You got anything?
You're just nervous, Papa. Don't worry.
You're gonna love that baby no matter what.
Even if it looks like you.
Really? You haven't got anything for me?
How about a cigar? Cigar? You got a cigar?
A cigarette? Z-Weed?
- Gum? - It's nicotine gum.
I'll take it.
Anything?
Your man. You must come to him.
10K?
Addy!
Take it easy, now.
Watch your step. Put her on the hay.
She's got it too?
How about you guys?
Standard military vaccine.
You inhaled that powder. How are you feeling?
100%. Yeah, I'm totally fine.
Well, 85%. I'm old.
You in the military, Doc?
US Navy, Subic Bay. Why?
- You'd have been vaccinated. - Not for anthrax, not back then.
No, but for a whole boatload of other weird-ass crap.
I don't even wanna know the weird-ass crap
I got running through my veins, amigo.
- Well, it seems to be working. - It won't help Addy or 10K.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
Hey, maybe we should...
you know...
What?
Dose 10K and Addy with some Murphy juice.
- No! No way. - No, man.
Well, we gotta do something.
The only thing that's gonna help them is more Cipro.
Should we try another run?
They have Cipro here.
- Not enough. - No. Not enough for everybody.
But enough for Addy and 10K to live.
So we take from all of them for two of ours?
But we don't do that kind of thing, do we?
Warren, they'll all die.
They'll all die anyway.
Like you said, with the rationing,
none of them will get enough Cipro to survive.
It's your call, Chief.
It's about the mission.
You're doing the right thing.
I hope God agrees.
So how do we do it?
I counted seven healthy people, but mostly women.
Mennonite women.
You know, meek, mild.
Not like... you.
Hm. And their weapons?
Farm tools. I didn't see any guns.
Right, no guns.
So we go in quietly. Nobody has to get hurt.
Doc, you stay here.
We're going to go rob some very nice and friendly people...
for the sake of...
And then... exhale!
You just make sure nothing happens to them.
- Yes, ma'am. - Let's do it.
Arggh!
Come on, sweetheart. Breathe. You gotta keep breathing.
No, no. Him. I need him!
Come here. Come to me. She needs you.
She's searching for you.
Ohh...
Oh, 0h...
Hey. Think you'll need that?
People change when survival's at stake.
Yeah.
Alright.
Bruder. Schwester.
I thought you might come.
It is the medicine you want?
It's just...
We gotta keep going.
Our team...
We gotta get to California.
Our man Murphy...
he's immune.
There's a... a lab to make a vaccine.
Medicine.
Medicine that will help a lot of people,
save a lot of people.
We believe that peace is the will of God.
We follow the way of peace, justice, unity.
We practise not to resist,
even through violence, even through war.
Our suffering comes from resisting what is.
God has called us to seek justice and to make peace,
to love our enemies...
and to never seek revenge.
I am sorry.
Forgive me.
Grace to you.
And peace.
I'd feel a whole lot better if they at least tried to kill us.
Only in a messed-up apocalypse was that the right thing to do.
Ooh! Hee-hee-hee-hee...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hee...
Arggh!
I see something!
That is not a head.
Yeah, but sometimes that happens, right,
they get turned around and come out feet-first?
- I don't know! - Yeah, but that's not a foot.
No. Whoa!
That baby's not waiting to get pushed out.
It's pulling itself out!
Here she comes!
- ARGGH! - Get ready!
Oh, no, no, no.
Shh.Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Oh... zom...
zombie...
Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Oh, baby.
Let me get that. Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Congratulations, Daddy.
You did good, Mommy.
Well, what is it?
- It's a girl. - Oh. Yeah, of course.
Uh, Doc, what is the cleaver for?
Umbilical cord.
"Oh! 'Ooh!
Whoa! I guess she's got that covered.
That's my girl.
Can I?
Oh, yeah.
Look. 10 fingers, 10 toes.
- Uh, Murphy? - Isn't she cute?
Cover Addy and 10K.
Murphy, do your zombie voodoo thing!
It's not working!
They're drawn to the baby!
ARGGH!
Get away from my baby, you damn dirty zombies!
Ham
Go! Go!
Come on. Let's go! Come on!
Everybody to the truck!
Go, go, go!
Arggh! Hah!
Where's Serena?
No!
Help her. Please.
Don't watch.
I give you mercy.
It's a lot of miles to cover before dark.
We should get going.
I'll go get Murphy-
Alright, come on.
Come on.
Hey. HEY-
- Hey, kid. - Hey, there he is.
Hey.
Where's...
Did she have the baby?
Yeah. Murphy's having a moment with her.
It's OK. I got you.
I got you.
Hmm.
She's pretty.
I got something for you.
What's that?
Serena's list of babies names.
Huh.
What? Are they terrible?
Look.
Sarah. Ellen. Carolyn. Come on. These are nice names.
Yeah, if she wanted to join the PTA.
But that's not you. Is it, sweetheart?
And speaking of babies...
Present for you.
Billy Boy brand condoms?
Girl's still out there.
You are not gonna die a virgin, I promise.
But... when it happens...
don't be stupid.
Yeah, like that guy.
I mean, how did that happen anyway?
Oh, man, you gotta understand...
there was pie.
Ugh! Pfft...
My mother's name was...
Lucinda.
I think I'll call her Lucy.
Lucy, the first of your kind.
Isn't she perfect?
- Ohh... - Here.
On...
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do.