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And you look like a jihadi,
but are a camel sphincter.

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Tahira, the rest of the kebabs
I'll bring tomorrow, okay?

00:10:41.666 --> 00:10:44.500 align:center
I have to go to Harrods now
to meet with a personal shopper.

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Oh, will you need my silverware tomorrow?

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Your silver set? No, thanks.

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It'll look nicer, though.

00:10:51.333 --> 00:10:52.333 align:center
I have some.
Some things we do have.

00:10:52.416 --> 00:10:53.750 align:center
Yeah, but yours are old.

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Shaju, son.

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Aren't you going to be late, Naila?

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Look who is here!
Does anyone recognise him?

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Come down Ainy, his Highness is here!

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No, no it doesn't matter.
When I'm dead, just visit my grave once.

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Have you eaten anything?

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God forgive you.

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Have you seen your belly?

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Do you know what's going on here?

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Naila's doing my head in
with stories of Salim in Dubai.

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He bought a car,
he bought a house, blah, blah, blah.

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Did he buy his mum
some Botox as well?

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I was thinking the same.

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Is work stuff going okay?

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I haven't had any Google alerts
for a while.

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I pray for you
night and day, my child!

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What do you even do?

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I watch TV all day, you're never on it.

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Must take up all your time, of course.

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Getting all those white women to kiss you.

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She straightened her hair,
not as fun anymore.

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If you pay the fuckers that much,
of course they'll find something!

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Don't talk like that!
Brother Rafeeq is a very good man.

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Did Craig Daniel die?

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Didn't I always say?
Super James Bond, my Shaju!

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Shut up, you bastard!
Always giving my son the evil eye!

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I'm the bastard?

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All he does is sex!

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So what if he does?

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I'm the bastard and he's shagging?

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It's their country, don't provoke them!

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Be quiet.

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Hey, stay a minute.

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Give us a sign.
Give us a sign, my Lord,

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to find the right path. We have strayed.

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Forgive us all, Lord.

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Rid us of our misfortunes.
have strayed.