I asked you a question - why do you lie so much?
- What the... - [That Guy] Hey, I'm back.
[That Guy] Why did you switch off your phone? Bad idea! Switch it on.
[That Guy] You must be punished for this. From me to you.
[Phone beeping]
[Girl] Are you guys talking about Payal's MMS?
Even I didn't understand why Payal attempted suicide.
This was the last message to her father.
- Don't let 'That Guy' get away with it. - Who's 'That Guy'?
[Man] Payal's Facebook account has been hacked by a computer at her school.
[Girl] Payal, I can help.
[Payal] Why are you doing this to me?
[Man] Do you want your dad to see this?
[Woman] Keep your laptop and phone on. Stay in this room.
- [Woman] Stay in bed. - Sanjana madam.
I was a student here. And I was bullied every day.
Come on, Shireen. I have put in a lot of effort.
- So, smile.. - Pankaj, I don't want to get my pictures clicked.
Don't be mean, Shireen.
Please, give me a sweet smile.
- Turn off the camera. I just want to leave... - Shireen!
Shireen... Listen to me at least.
I will not click your pictures. Is that okay? I am sorry.
I will even do sit-ups for you.
Sorry is not going to change anything, Pankaj.
Shireen, hear me out.
There's no couple in the world who doesn't have disagreements.
Do you remember our first date at the zoo?
[Title Montage]
Switch.
Let's take a vlog first.
Come. You are the daughter of my father's best friend.
So, I will introduce you to my school.
The animals in the zoo are displayed...
...so that we can closely study their behaviour.
So we don't need to go to the jungle. Similarly, you'll find...
...all kinds of students' behaviour at display in Radio BAE.
By the way, what do you think of our brand new bae?
Meet my new, Anjali and Isha.
The pressure of being popular is to keep reinventing yourself.
So, we are BAE!
Come here.
Those are the brainiacs.
They are very enthu cutlets.
Toppers, keenos, bootlickers, whatever you want to call them.
[Girl] 'They sit on the front bench...'
[Girl] '...so they can trap the teacher's words immediately...'
[Girl] '...and memorize them.'
[Girl] 'And the Armaaniacs.'
[Girl] 'They are Armaan Malhotra's followers.'
[Girl] 'You will find them all over the school.'
[Girl] 'In small and big groups alike.'
[Girl] 'You will also find individuals...'
[Girl] '...daydreaming about Armaan.'
All these girls are Armaan's fans.
You know, because they can't be his friends.
Like we are.
Come, girls.
Turn. Walk.
Girls...
- Go away... - Go away!
These type of people are called cling-film.
Like human monkeys.
They will grow up and befriend boring people on Facebook.
- Avoid! - Totally.
We were known as the cellophane.
BAE used to call us cellophane...
...because we were basically invisible.
We didn't belong to any group...
...and we weren't important to anyone.
Except for the Mumbai police.
Hello, uncle.
We thought we were...
...going to be heroes after solving that case.
That's the way life is. Even I used to think that I was a hero.
Uncle, do you ever fear that you might die...
...when you wake up in the morning?
I work behind the scenes.
That's my job.
No, I am talking about old age. You are growing old every day.
Your cells, too, are dying gradually.
KD, this is Vishal Kelkar.
He has filed a complaint...
...that his wife Shireen has been kidnapped.
All the clues and information are available online.
Sir, the video is ready.
[Man 1] "Why didn't you call anyone until now"
[Man 1] "if your wife was missing since last night?"
[Man 2] "Last night we had a minor disagreement."
"I thought that it would get resolved by morning. But..."
"I checked my phone and found out that she's going to Thailand."
"She checked-in to the international airport..."
"- ...and flying to Thailand. - [Man 1] And?"
"She wouldn't go to Thailand out of the blue."
"Her entire life revolves around here. She even has a job here."
"Everything that concerns her is here."
[Man] "Maybe she just wanted a break."
"Sir, but then she changed..."
"...her relationship status to Shireen is single."
[Man] "So?"
"Sir, Shireen likes to maintain perfect picture."
"She wouldn't tell the world about our problems."
"I am sure, this is not her."
"Something has happened to her, sir."
Okay, guys.
- It's either a case of kidnapping or marital stress. - What?
- What do you mean? - Marital stress means...
- Couple's fight. - Got it. Speak in Hindi, uncle.
Am I speaking in Urdu?
- This case seems twisted. - But it's mine.
First, we need to figure out...
...whether this is actually a matter of concern or not.
Is that clear?
[Phone ringing]
Yes, madam.
Madam, I have just come out for a walk.
[Guy coughs]
Madam, I will be there in half-an-hour. Yes, madam. Yes...
Yes, I will.
Okay... Okay, guys. Also, yes...
This is Shireen Kelkar's password.
I already got it, sir.
Sir, did I do something wrong?
Oh okay... Carry on.
- Listen, Tia. - Yes, uncle?
Recheck whether it's really Shireen's account or not.
I have already matched the pictures, uncle.
Okay.
Suppose we hack the Friendsbook server,...
...can we trace this single update from millions of updates?
- This question is for Tia. - Our computers aren't...
... powerful enough.
Tia, I've a question. You are a girl, right?
As a girl, if you have to choose between Armaan and me...
- ...then what will you do? - What will I do? - Yes.
I'll protest against this torture at Shivaji Park.
Come on!
Fine... Do you have a boyfriend?
Uzi, you are just a friend zone. Don't even think of it.
- Yes. I was just taking advice. - Listen...
Apparently she is Tia Shah but deep down...
...she is Shahenshah, so, you'll get beaten up. Got it?
Shireen uploaded her pictures from Thailand...
...on her Friendsbook account yesterday. What do you guys think?
Will any kidnapper kidnap her from India and take her to Thailand?
Wow! Is that possible?
Come on, he has started dreaming again. Despo!
Maybe, it's not a kidnapping case at all.
I see! You mean, Shireen went to Thailand.
And what about poor Vishal?
Brothers, this is what is going to happen.
In life, girls will overtake us, and we will be chasing them.
Yeah, dude.. Exactly! Tell me something.
Why are all the girls after Armaan?
Uzi, why are you after me?
Do you think I've a soft corner for you?
Have I taken the onus of all the girls?
All girls are different by looks, brains...
...and I don't know what.
Why are you being a f*****g racist?
I am telling you for the last time. Got it?
If at all you get a girl, you'll get a defective one.
- Got it? Just FO! - FO?
FO!
Bad words. Mean words. Angry words.
Sometimes, this is necessary for complete system detox.
The problem is just that when Tia was performing this...
...complete detox, our Principal was taking his usual rounds.
Accompanied by Ronaldo.
Tia, come here.
On hearing such language, even these leaves get terrified.
FO! In the school corridor?
FO stands for fly off, sir.
Do I look stupid to you?
- Do you want me to answer that question? - Sir...
May I share the Swear Jar idea with you?
It's the best solution, sir. Clean heart, clean mind!
Uzi wants to protect Tia.
Uzi's life is a victim of Looking London...
...Talking Tokyo Syndrome.
He would wish for something and something else would happen.
You'll find a list on the notice board.
[Principal] A list of banned words. If you say any word...
[Principal] ...on that list, you pay a fine of Rs. 50.
[Principal] Uzair Bottlewala.
I simply loved this idea by Uzair.
[Principal] Hereafter, you will find 10 such Swear Jars in the entire school.
'Clean language, clean mind!'
Over and out!
[Ketan] 'Uzi wanted people to know him.'
[Ketan] 'Recognise him.'
[Ketan] 'Call out his name.'
- [Ketan] 'And that's what happened.' - Someone called Uzair.
All this happened because of him.
Apparently, the Swear Jar idea was his.
Why doesn't he just go die!
Listen. I don't want to be rude to him...
...but what he did is social suicide, guys.
And you know what? If you die socially...
...you will turn into a zombie in real life.
Let's go.
Tia, you could have at least thanked me once.
I am stuck in this mess because of you.
If you don't want to get beaten up by me, maintain one-arm distance.
[Door banging] Help!
[Door banging] Open this. Is anybody out there?
Help!
[Door opens]
Hi, baby. Here's dinner.
You must be hungry, right?
- Pankaj. - Yes.
How long are you going to keep me here?
Until you adjust.
Is this your brilliant plan?
You know that people will be looking for me?
Vishal must be looking for me. Please try to understand.
No one disappears just like that.
But, Shireen, you won't disappear at all.
You will gradually go away from people.
- What are you saying? - I'll tell you. Come here.
Just come here. Sit...
This is my e-mail account.
Of course, it is! To your Sister Mandakini.
[Pankaj] "Mandy, please don't look for me."
"I made the biggest mistake by getting married to Vishal."
[Pankaj] "Please don't create a scene of my disappearance."
By the way, I have forwarded these things.
I'll forward your resignation tomorrow.
Then nobody will come looking for you.
You won't be able to prove anything...
...with this stupid fake e-mail.
Nobody will believe that I am going to abandon Vishal.
It's only in your dreams.
See.
- You've hacked my FB account too? - Yes.
Your status update... "Shireen is single."
You're even getting many likes.
They don't like Vishal much, do they?
Yes, Mr. Bhonsle.
Yes. I am able to see you.
Yes... Press the button on your left.
[Rocky] 'Left. Not to my left, uncle. To yours.'
[Rocky] 'Look at the side. Over here.'
Press the camera button on your bottom left.
What happened, Rocky?
I'm telling uncle about left and right sides.
Yes... Yes, uncle. Double click.
Click twice. Yes, it is done!
Guys, we are on.
[Rocky] 'Come on.'
- Hello. - Yes, sir!
Okay. Listen.
"Shireen's sister, Maddie has received an e-mail..."
[Bhonsle] "...and a resignation has been sent to her office."
"But Vishal is confident that it's a case of kidnapping."
"Uncle, Shireen has been posting pictures from Thailand."
On a depression scale, Vishal could be shown to have...
...severe depression as of now.
We can strip out the e-mail header to get the location.
"Okay. I will forward this e-mail to you."
"No need, uncle. I already got it."
This mail is getting registered after getting bounced up...
...from Brazil, Argentina, and Dubai.
"Somebody is hiding his location and IP address. Its fake."
"Its an ordinary software of a very basic script."
"But from this, at least, it's proved that Vishal..."
"...is telling the truth. - Oh, s**t!"
"Uncle, she has indeed been kidnapped."
And yes. Meanwhile, uncle, we didn't find Shireen's name...
...on the immigration list of flights from India to Thailand.
"Immigration! You guys managed to hack..."
"... Indian Immigration?"
"Uncle, it's... It's illegal."
"You could have told me. I would have got the list."
Sir, this entire operation is illegal.
Don't stress, stay blessed.
Uncle, Shireen has been posting pictures of Thailand on FB page...
If she hasn't travelled to Thailand...
...from where are the photos being uploaded on Friendsbook?
Good question!
- This picture is from 2014. - But it is hot.
The kidnapper has masked...
...details of updates, dates, and posts.
But he has made a silly mistake, uncle.
"He forgot to clean the metadata from the pictures."
Those Thailand's pictures were taken in the summer of 2014.
Did Shireen visit Thailand in the year 2014?
No, sir. I don't think that she has ever been to Thailand.
Hang on.
There was this guy.
It was before meeting you.
That creepy guy.
He used to work for some IT company.
He really wanted to take her to Thailand.
His name was... Suraj...
U- Ujjwal! No.
Pankaj...
- His name was Pankaj. - Are you sure...
...that his name is Pankaj?
Yes, that's the name.
Pankaj, what stupidity is this?
This won't work.
You know that I am married to Vishal
and I am genuinely happy with him.
You can keep me here for a week or maybe for an year...
...I will still hate you!
Shireen... Shireen...
I really love you.
That's not my problem!
You said that you are a commitment-phobic.
But when you met Vishal then...
...weren't you a commitment-phobic then?
You updated that you were in a relationship...
...within a week!
Agreed... I lied to you.
But what do you want from me now?
Shireen, I want that...
I want you to stay with me. Come here.
Sit.
Look at this.
This is in Austria.
This girl was captivated for 24 years in a basement.
No one knew.
And this one for 12 years.
She didn't meet anyone for 22 years.
All these girls never did any harm to anyone.
Shireen, but...
You broke my heart.
Its payback time.
"Nice. And sponsored by DCP Bhonsle!"
"Our secured private video chat. Run! It's a ghost!"
[Uzi laughing]
"Very funny."
[Uzi] "As per statistics, girls get attracted to fair boys."
"Uzi, you fool, we value your dreams a lot..."
"...but please don't do all this at night. I sleep alone."
"Guys, come on, focus. My dad will be here in 15 minutes."
"Okay. So..."
"- DCP said that the guy's name is Pankaj... - [Nirupa] Ketan?"
[Nirupa] Ketan, what are you doing?
Mom, I was...
...reading about the second world war.
- [Nirupa] Fine. Sleep on time, okay? - Okay, Mom.
[Nirupa] Good night.
"- Did she go? - Yes."
"Dude.. We all help the cops..."
"...so why do we hide from them?"
"Goofball, listen up! You're really irritating me, now."
"H- Hold on!"
"If Pankaj knows Shireen..."
"...then his name would be in her contact list, right?"
"Yes."
"Oh, my God!"
"Look at her, she chases any information..."
"...like a hunting dog."
Wow! Shireen's contact list has 13 people by the name of Pankaj.
"Listen. Tia, the Principal has banned the word wow."
"Don't forget to pay the fine tomorrow."
"Uzi, isn't that right?"
"The idea of Swear Jar was revolutionary..."
"...but it got in the wrong hands."
"Listen, don't tell him anything..."
"...or else Uzi..."
"...will run after you with a bottle."
Guys, if I keep these 13 people in mind...
...and try to do an image search of that Thailand pictures. Then?
"Fine, hold on."
[Uzi farting]
"- What are you doing? - Gross! What did you do?"
"Uzi, it's gross... Where are you?"
- I- I... - Gross! You are so gross!
Why are you video calling from the bathroom?
"Eww! Uzi, what are you doing?"
"- Where are you? - I- I..."
"I am sitting in my room."
[Uzi farting]
"Shut up, man! Such a disgusting person!"
- Are you sure, he is the one? - Yes.
- Pankaj Awasthi. - Okay.
When Mandy remembered his name...
...then Shireen's contact list...
...and those pictures from Thailand...
...were compared through image search and we got his name.
But we need to be careful, Bhonsle.
Pankaj might hurt Shireen out of desperation.
What information do we have about Pankaj?
Madam, there's no one at his registered address.
His phone is also out of service.
By the way, he is an old criminal.
Let's see.
Gross Uzi!
Oh, my God!
Gross!
[Ketan] During teenage,...
[Ketan] ...pimples and rebellious attitude...
[Ketan] ...comes out simultaneously.
Gross!
What's that on your face?
Is it visible?
Visible? Are you mad?
It should have a name and a lease agreement.
[Ketan] I have a theory.
[Ketan] Teenage pimples...
[Ketan] ...are a red alert warning for adults from nature.
[Ketan] Don't mess with the kid!
Uzair, my boy!
Sir, good morning.
[Ketan] Uzi.
[Ketan] The day students come to know...
[Ketan] ...that Uzi's full name is Uzair Batliwala.
[Ketan] Uzi realised..
[Ketan] He could run...
[Ketan]...but he couldn't hide.
[Uzi groaning]
[Ketan] There are two kinds of rebellion and rebels.
[Ketan] One fall in the category of Bhagat Singh.
[Ketan]Who fight openly...
[Ketan] ...and are willing to die upfront.
[Ketan] And then there are...
[Ketan] ...the others who fall in the category of Mahatma Gandhi.
[Gandhi] People should accept that...
[Ketan] A potent cocktail of brains and non-violence..
[Ketan] ... that dethroned the British empire!
Dude the geography test was very tough.
It totally cooked my pumpkin!
[Ketan] Gabbar's own lion..
[Ketan] ..will now bring an end to his tyranny.
Uzi! Uzi!
- Who, me? - Come here!
- Yes, madam. - What did you just say?
- It cooked my pumpkin! - What?
Yes. The paper was really tough...
...so it cooked my pumpkin. It was so tough...
...that even you would've felt the same.
What... Uzi, you...
- Just go. Just leave now. - Okay.
Cooked his pumpkin? What nonsense is this?
[Ketan] Uzi's idea...
[Ketan] ...spread through school like a popular meme.
[Ketan] Out of control and unstoppable!
No matter how cooked your pumpkins get..
...she won't look at you.
- Hey! Pumpkin cooker! - What did you say?
Well... Madam, no... I was...
I just addressed my friend a pumpkin cooker.
- I mean, like a cooked pumpkin. - Sir.
Even junior school students have started using it.
What?
Sir, I have told you already.
T-That's why I am asking... What?
Sir. Pumpkin.
What's the problem with that?
Well, sir, we're not really sure what they are saying.
But... It doesn't sound right.
But...
Pumpkin is Ramdev's favourite vegetable.
And he always uses polished language while conversing.
Sir. What do we do now?
Anyone who uses... this word...
Then they'll devise another vulgar term using some other vegetable.
We can't keep banning things.
It is like bonsai.
You need to know when to cut...
...and when to let it be.
Rocky, thanks for the killer bandwidth.
Wow! Great speed! Rocky, good job!
There's a way out now.
If he logs into Shireen's social media account...
...then we can trace him.
But it has to be exactly the same time.
If he logs off then...
Then it will be too late.
So, if Vishal writes something...
...then Pankaj will respond from Shireen's account.
That's it. The moment he responds...
- ...we can track him, right? - Yes.
- That could work. - Nice.
But I need to know the moment he responds.
Don't worry about it. I will take care of that part.
[Typing sound]
Shireen! Shireen!
Look, there's good news for you.
Look, its Vishal's message.
It has not even been two days...
...and he gave up on you.
Look, what he has written. Anyway...
...you are not worth my time.
If you have any shame...
...you would let me know where I can send...
- ...the divorce notice. - No!
Vishal, no! Please... What is...
Vishal!
Sir, he is not replying.
Uncle, only the area can be traced with the IP address.
We need to track his Wi-Fi for the exact location...
...so just hold on.
Uncle, you would've received an app on your phone...
...please open it and it will guide you to your target.
Okay.
S**t! The signal died suddenly, man!
Sir, he is somewhere there...
...please search thoroughly, he has switched off the network.
Hey! Help!
Help me!
Help...
Help me!
Help...
Please... Help...
Help...
Pankaj, you are under arrest.
Leave her or I will shoot you!
- I won't leave Shireen. - I said leave her!
Hold him!
Vishal!
20th January, 2017...
...the day when Uzi...
...compelled the Principal to retreat.
This is the same day when...
...Shireen's abductor Pankaj was arrested.
Hello?
More importantly. The same day...
...Uzi received a call from Bianca.
[Theme song playing]