I don't want to be a part of the oldest love triangle in the world!
His name is Hack Me If You Can...
...and the message also reads, "Hack me if you can."
He has shared inappropriate information about the people...
...who are registered with our website.
This is shadivivah.com.
- [Ketan] 'Is that a rootkit in the server?' - Yes, I've found it.
Here's the address, sir.
We own a small cement factory. My son works over there.
He wouldn't possibly know anything about computers.
What? You got the wrong guy! You said that we arrested him.
You held a press conference for it.
- We need to fix the Mumbai police website. - Spear phishing.
The real hacker was hacking...
...the website, "shadivivaah.com" through this computer.
Why is he changing the IP address again and again?
- Tia, he's getting in! - I am trying, KD. I am trying.
[Ketan] We were cellophanes during the day...
...and at night we were the Cybersquad.
[Ketan] We were the superheroes of the internet...
...until the day we met Hack Me If You Can!
Shut it down... Shut everything down!
Wait, I am almost there. Hold on...
Are you crazy? Uzi, turn the power off.
No, wait! Don't you dare do that!
I will do it myself.
I will hack your friend's account.
Stop him!
Psycho, leave me! Uzi, are you crazy?
You guys will shut down my cafe. F**k!
You need to put Rs. 1 in the swear jar.
[Title Montage]
So, say no to drugs. Drugs ruin your health.
Any comments? Okay, good.
- So, now, moving on... - What are you doing? - We...
Ketan! Are you passing notes in my class?
- No, ma'am. I wasn't... - What's written in this...
...that you don't want to share with the rest?
Ma'am, please don't read this note.
I am begging you. I will do anything. Please, ma'am.
Drugs are bad.
What about the drugs which are produced in our bodies?
Adrenaline. I was an adrenaline junkie.
Risks, challenges and excitement.
And now... Withdrawal.
Like the guy from the documentary...
...we were having an identity crisis...
...in the absence of Cybersquad.
- We were all just acting up. - Rocky?
- Read it aloud. - Ma'am, me? - Read it loudly.
"Rocky, I love coming to school every day...."
"...and I am so glad that I come to school every day."
"I love attending Ms. Sinha's lectures."
Stop it!
Ketan, you are becoming way too notorious.
Not now, Bianca. [Ketan] Bianca was also battling an identity crisis.
[Ketan] People were using the "N" word for her. No, nope, not now.
[Ketan] The inferiority complex that arises in a guy...
...after being slapped in public...
...is the exact equivalent experience for a pretty girl...
...when someone rejects her in public.
I lost my boyfriend and my position because of Tia.
No, you lost it because you are an awful person.
Then how was I the most popular girl in the college?
Okay... That's because everyone was afraid of you.
Initially, I was also a little afraid of you.
We will tell you the truth because we are your friends.
Listen... I am Bianca and I don't have friends.
I have minions who work for me. And b***h, please.
I can call my tarot reader if I want to hear the truth.
But I need to fix this. 6 o'clock, my place.
And don't b***h about me.
- B***h! - B***h!
Tia? Did you find any clues or any progression so far?
No, I didn't. Rocky is not allowing me to use his computers.
Forget about that. First you need to solve my problem.
You know, someone kissed me.
Someone kissed me and I don't know who it is.
- I mean why... I have a right to know. - Yes...
- There he is... Look over there. - What is it?
- Hey... - Rocky... Rocky, please let me use your den.
- How about no? - I have figured out my next move.
I, too, have figured out what I want to do.
Everyone should stay away from my cafe.
The hacker is right there. He is just waiting for us.
I know that someone somewhere is waiting for you.
But my cafe is not a waiting room for you. So, bye...
- Rocky? - My Ironman, our Jarvis needs you.
She just used her lips and not tonsils.
That means, she is underage.
I ended up kissing an underage girl.
Inspector Daya, you are underage...
...he is underage and I am also underage.
If she wants you, she will come to you.
Wait, Tia... Listen to me.
Won't you help me?
- Are you hiding something from me? - What?
Oh, my God! You kissed me!
- What? - Come on... Confess it.
You are the one who kissed me! It's my charm...
- Shahrukh Khan. - My foot!
Tia...
Let's hear what he has to say!
- It's because she hates me so much. - Yes...
Classic rom-com scenario. It's like every love story.
First there are hisses and then...
- ...kisses. - Uzi, b****y looser!
Your face is a contraceptive for any romantic feeling.
- Are you flirting with me? - Uzi, you... - I was wondering...
Did you find out anything about Hack Me If You Can?
Uzi?
I heard that some girl kissed you the other night.
Yes, do you have any information about her? Tell me.
- I am ready to pay up. - You are a disgusting guy. - Why?
- Hey, Kanishka?
Keep one thing in mind. Bianca is precious.
Very, very precious. If you lose Bianca, then from BAE...
...you just become "AE". Do you know, who we call "AE"?
A person who isn't respected. A person who doesn't matter.
A person who we can spit on and kick.
For example, "Ae shop vendor..."
"Ae taxi guy... Ae doggie, shoo..."
I put the "B" in BAE.
So, learn to respect me. Learn to fear me.
Okay, Bianca. Sorry, Bianca.
- Yes, Bianca. Sorry, Bianca. - Good.
- BAE is coming back for you, b*****s. - But how...
Who kissed Uzi? We are going to solve this mystery!
After all, no one can resist a good gossip.
We all s**t shame the b***h!
BAE...
How much progress have you made in the "Hack Me If You Can" case?
Ma'am, we are trying our best.
Our network is down because of that hacker's counter attack.
Is the Mumbai Police website back online?
- Ma'am, it's on it's way.. I mean... - Bhonsle, you...
This isn't your housekeeper who might be on her way!
- Tell me the status clearly. - Well...
You can go and work in the traffic department...
...if you want to switch your department.
Red, yellow and green lights will make more sense to you.
If you are finding it hard to solve this case then...
No... Well... Ma'am, give me two days.
I will... I will do something.
KD.. When will Cybersquad go online?
The hacker changed Mr. Bhonsle's Friendbook's password...
...and changed his profile picture, as well.
[Ketan] Mr. Bhonsle was locked out of his own Friendbook account.
- [Ketan] We were helpless. - So, Kanishka kissed Uzi.
- Really? - There are two kinds of detectives.
Discoverer and inventor.
When I don't have time for truth, I just invent one.
Hey, Kanishka?
Do you even know what people think of girls who kiss?
- What? - Especially when she is someone as ugly as you.
I am beautiful. Inside...
Because you won the "Miss beautiful Kidneys 2017" award...
...right? B******t!
- I didn't kiss Uzi. - We saw you.
- You came upstairs right after the power cut. - And then...
...Uzi went running after you.
And then you sat on the table as if nothing had happened.
- Really, Kanishka? - Okay! So, I kissed him.
Please don't tell anyone about it.
[Ketan] Bianca realized that the rumour she created...
- ...turned out to be the truth. - No. Bye!
- Rocky? - Yes. - Rocky, let us use your den.
Why are you being so selfish?
Will you measure in centimetres or in kilograms?
Why don't you use the quintal scale?
Do you remember, what happened last time?
The entire neighbourhood was under a blackout.
I don't want it to happen again.
We are not going anywhere near the den.
We will hang out in the garden.
I have figured it all out, guys.
The answer is simple.
- It is so simple that we will have to use your den. - Shut up.
Don't worry, we won't touch your computers. Really.
What we need to do is...
We will cause a blackout in the entire neighbourhood.
Exactly like the hacker did! And then...
We wait. Darkness...
My charm is more potent when it's dark.
Disgusting! How do you live with yourself, man?
Disgusting. Despo!
Tia, can you manage with your laptop?
It's not possible. I can't do anything with one laptop.
[Ketan] We were trying to find the hacker...
...and the hacker was way ahead of us.
[Ketan] He did not just find us but he also downloaded...
...our entire bio data and our case history, as well.
[Ketan] He knew everything about us.
"She won't simply leave for Thailand..."
[Ketan] And yes, he has left us a message, too.
One laptop won't do. I need the whole system.
"Hack me if you can?"
Moron! What is wrong with him?
He's messing with us unnecessarily. Come on, Tia. Done.
If Cybersquad has to shut...
...we will decide when it will get shut...
...and not someone else. We won't get frightened by someone!
Guys, go back in action. Let's get him.
- Come on. - Let's go.
And just like that, Cybersquad was back.
We haven't done anything since two days...
..still he is messing with us.
Come on, Tia. Let's teach him a lesson.
We need to find the motive.
Before that, can we leave a trap for him, my girl? Like I told you.
Right. Lay a trap.
I've made a new website for Mumbai Police.
The hacker will definitely target this.
This website has malware with a homing beacon.
When he'll hack this, the malware would send us his GPS location.
Hopefully.
[Car's door opening]
[Car's door closing]
Taruni. Taruni.
[Taruni] 'Yes.'
- Where are you? - Coming!
Here I am. I was cleaning the store room. What happened?
Can I have a cup of tea?
Yes. Of course. But tell me what the matter is.
Will you tell me?
- Dad asked me not to come to work. - Why?
Because of the incident with the police...
...he doesn't want the company to face anymore defamation.
So, he sent me back.
This is not fair. He won't let me work...
...and now, he is not letting you work, too. Wow!
Don't you feel suffocated in the republic of father-in-law?
Taruni! You don't have to be sarcastic.
You are no less, either. You filed a complaint against him.
You accused him of betrayal.
That, too, within two months of our marriage.
What else I could have done? He did betray me.
- Taruni, lower your voice. - He did betray me.
Why? Didn't he betray me?
Before the wedding, he said that I could work.
And after the wedding, this? I am cleaning the store room.
There's no point in talking to you.
[Mr. Bhonsle] "Gilani Niwas? Again?"
Yes, sir. This time I am definitely sure...
...the hacker disconnected the connection at the last moment.
He couldn't mask the location.
It either got interrupted or he was in a hurry.
[Mr. Bhonsle] "We can't go after him again."
[Mr. Bhonsle] "Do you remember it became such a big issue last time?"
Yes, sir. But I'm telling you...
Trust me, I'm very sure that the hacker is in Gilani Niwas.
Sir, who all are there in the Gilani family?
If Rajesh is not the hacker, it can be someone else, too.
Sir, I have an idea. I'll send you an app in sometime.
Okay?
- Tia, are you sure this will work? - Let's try.
No, sir. We didn't find anything.
Oh, store room!
But the signal is coming from here.
Constable, move this.
Oh, my God!
Sir. I can't guarantee you for this one.
It's not easy to hack the fingerprint censor.
Fingerprint? Okay, I will give you.
Rocky.
[Ketan] Mr. Bhonsle took out the talcum powder from his bag...
[Ketan]...brushed the powder on the laptop...
[Ketan]...and lifted the fingerprint with a sellotape.
[Ketan] Old school technique.
Sir! If one has to know if someone has kissed him...
...can we take a lip print or something like this?
[Ketan] He unlocked the laptop using the fingerprint on that tape.
[Ketan] That day, Mr. Bhonsle was totally cool.
Taruni? Isn't she Rajesh Gilani's wife?
The Gilanis ruined my life.
"Taruni met Rajesh on shaadivivah.com."
"Before the wedding, Rajesh made many promises."
"He said that he'd never interfere with her studies."
"After the wedding, Taruni realised that her dream..."
"...of becoming a computer engineer will never be fulfilled."
"That's why, she exacted the revenge on her husband..."
"...the matrimonial website and Mumbai Police..."
"with whom she filed a case of mental abuse."
Hello, Dad? I don't want to get married.
I want to study further. Please don't do this to me.
[Tia's Dad] We're not even thinking about your wedding.
[Tia's Dad] Is all okay, dear?
Yes.
Scary, guys. Taruni was brilliant. She was an awesome hacker.
- Guys, this can happen to any of us. - Marriage?
Life destroyed. Cheating. Lies.
This can happen to any of us.
Chill, Tia.
- Hey! - Bad shot.. - No more lies.
- Uzi. - Yes.
- I kissed you. - What? - Yuck. - Why?
- Tia, please help me. - But why did you kiss Uzi?
Kanishka. Are you telling the truth?
How would I know? Y-You do one thing. Kiss me.
So, I'll know. Look, the thing is...
...I'll find out with the after taste...
...who the girl was who kissed me. So, you kiss me.
- Pervert! - Nice try, Uzi.
- Tia. - Get lost!
Bianca is blackmailing me that she'd tell everyone...
...that I kissed Uzi.
- So you don't want anyone to know? - Yes. - Obviously.
Uzi is just like guilty pleasure.
- I am not sure. I want time. - I don't want any time.
- Kanishka, will you be... - Move away, Uzi.
- You come here. - What is her problem?
Perv...
- Shut up, s***e! - Guys.
Guys. Attention.
As a head girl, I want to introduce...
...a programme in this school. Which says, save the kiss.
We all know that Uzi was kissed by a girl.
- And we all want to know who was that girl? - Yes. - Yes. - Yes.
So that we can make fun of that girl...
...and that we could gossip. I'm sure it'll be fun.
But have you thought about the consequences?
If a girl wants to kiss a boy, she won't.
Because she knows that she'll be made fun of.
Everyone will laugh at her. Okay.
Imagine if a girl refuses to kiss a boy...
...you know what will happen?
The boys will have to help themselves out.
- Is this what you boys want? - No... - We want kiss!
Exactly. Kissing will disappear from our school.
So, let's make a pact...
...hereafter... In fact, from this moment itself...
...no one is going to discuss who kissed whom.
Because you don't kiss and tell. Right?
- Yes... - Right? - Yes!
Kanishka.
You know, I can massage your tonsils very well.
- Is that good? - Hey, girls love it.
Kanishka.
You bloody..!
[Theme song playing]